Buffy Summers being the ultimate iconic legend for 30 minutes straight

first of all I'm a Vampire Slayer and secondly I'm retired hey I know why don't you kill him I'm a watcher I haven't escaped oh come on stake through the heart a little sunlight it's like falling off a log Slayer Slayer watches watches yes no what do you want the same thing you do okay what do I want to kill him to kill them all sorry that's incorrect but you do get this lovely watch into your supply of Turtle Wax what I want is to be left alone but you do is the hard way or well actually there's just the hard way that's fine with me are you sure now this is not gonna be pretty we're talking violent strong language adult content so Giles you got anything that can make this day any worse about the end of the world knew I could count on you metal can't hurt me there's something you forgot about to sunrise it's in about nine hours more on what can you've been thinking you are the Flair lives depend upon you I make allowances for your youth but I expect a certain amount of responsibility and instead of which you and enslave yourself to this cult you don't like the color guess what I feel better that was Owen yes I remember do you have any more copies of Emily Dickinson I need one Buffy well the mere fact have you wanted to check out a book would be grand for a national holiday I think we should focus on the problem at hand right I'm sorry you're right vampires Oh does this have it make me look fat the dark forces are aligning against us and we have a chance to beat them back tonight we go into battle perhaps I miscalculated I'm thinking yes well you know what they say 90% of the vampire slaying game is waiting you couldn't have told me that 90% ago that's Owen that's Giles We Need to Talk Bobby's not home you know what the saddest thing in the world is bad hair on top of that outfit to love someone who used to love you you guys are involved for several generations well you've been around since Columbus you are bound to pile up a few exes you're older than him right just between us girls you are looking a little worn around the eye I can just tell something's wrong my spider sense is tingling your spider sense pop-culture reference sorry I have to meet my terrible fate what biology I've made up my mind so bye I made up my own first I'm older and wiser than you and would just do what your total one's all right it's not how it goes I'm the Slayer I don't care what the books say I defy prophecy and I'm going there's nothing you can say will change in my mind I know when he wakes up tell him I don't know think of something cool tell him I said it your dad I may be dead but I'm still pretty voice is more than I can say for you you were destined to die it would written what can I say I've longed through it did you really think you could best me here when you couldn't below you have fruit punch mouth hey here there's a dance at the bronze tonight could be fun yeah Buffy sure we saved the world I say we party I'm talking about big squiggly demons that came from the ground remember prom night with all the vampires Cordelia your mouth is open its sound is coming from it this is never good so your secret's safe with me nope that works out great you won't tell anyone that I'm a slayer Oh tell anyone you're a [ __ ] if you're really campaigning for [ __ ] of the year aren't you as defending champion you're nervous we need you to distract the vampires right do you do I'm gonna kill them all a lot of distracted but a stun girl I'll grind you into a sticky paste and hear you beg before I smashing your face so are you gonna kill me or are we just making small talk well if I survive parent-teacher night tomorrow I'll see what I can do about Saturday do you think this is serious I'm getting kicked out of schools laughs aplenty life interfere with your slave okay well if my slang doesn't get me expelled that I promise my banner making won't get me killed okay you have responsibilities and other girls do not oh I know this one slaying until certain sacrifices blah blah bitty blah I'm so stuffy give me a scone nice retort I'm richer than you are so not interested hmm you were dead Buffy shall we dine for a minute clearly it doesn't matter how long you've gotten you were physically dead that's causing the activation of the next Slayer she died just a little ders [Music] think I got his attention ya fool no weapon forged can stop me that was then this is now you can't cheat me anytime don't forget you're supposed to be a meek little girly girl like the rest of us acts on pure instinct no conscience predatory and and aggressive in other words your typical male on behalf of my gender Hey yes let's not jump to any conclusions I didn't jump I took a tiny step in their conclusions were one of this town's overrun with monsters no one hears man enough to kill him well I wouldn't be too sure of that how about you let the door hit you in the ass even alright you've had your fun but you know what it's time for now relax I'm not going to hurt you oh it's not me I'm worried about you like it rough why miss summers I'm undercover not under much and you we having a chair shortage there didn't read anything of it oh it's public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school this isn't an orgy people it's a classroom yeah where they teach lunch Buffy Summers yeah what I need to speak with you Lee you're not from Bullock's are you because I meant to pay for that lipstick there isn't much time you must come with me your destiny awaits I don't have a destiny I'm destiny free really you are the chosen one you alone can stop them the vampires you almost made it buff it's not over yet my boy caught the hairs about to wake up you're going to hell save me a seat that's everything no weapons no friends no hope take all that away hey you know what's left me what are you doing breaking into your office and going through your private files candidate for what I'm calling the police you're getting yourself in a lot of trouble I don't want any trouble I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cosy I don't even know what a tea cosy is but I want one word who are you know what who worthy no one war you I'm Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you are [Music] anyone who's not having fun hear me hey Ken want to see my impression of Gandhi Gandhi well you know he was really pissed off yes Daten shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons you know I want to do girly stuff Giles look I've got makeup tests to pass missing people in Sunset Ridge and they zesty new Slayer to feed next time I kill angel I'll video it oh the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast he lived for kissing of toast you mean cook Eustace prepares taquitos maybe he lived for Taketa what Keith dosa is that bad well you know it's no fun if you don't try your best funnies still in the mix sure it's not like anyone takes it that seriously the fact is there is talk in the council that you have become a bit too American me Tim interesting lady give me killer I'm not a demon little girl I am something that you can't even conceive the first evil beyond sin beyond death I am the thing that darkness fears you'll never see me but I am everywhere every being every thought every drop of hate alright I get it you're evil do we have to chat about it all day Ansel and Gretel breadcrumbs ovens gingerbread house of course it makes sense now yeah I saw falling into place of course that place is nowhere near this place [Music] did I get it did I get it I'm Way off my game my games left the country it's in Cuernavaca oh my my pills I was a full Slayer power I'd be planning right about now congratulations again bite me yes well colorful girl you're a spare yeah I'm also a person you can't just define me by my slimness that's something isn't know you guys are gonna have a problem the kind of problem that everyone should have I'm gonna give you all a nice fun normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it [Music] yay the council's orders are to concentrate on these learners I don't think I'm gonna be taking any more orders not from you not from them you can't turn your back on the council they're in England I don't think they can tell which where my back is facing this crisis your personal Saviour you know I meant to and then I just got really busy I'm sorry I've forgotten my manners in all the concussion I'm Riley willow and this is my friend Buffy it's nice to meet you both I'm nice to meet hey buff need a hand no thanks I'm good you took your roommate patrolling with you well I invited the whole dorm but she was the only one that could make it I'm cold well I'm hot deal with it she irons her jeans she's evil I just don't deal with this right now taking a holiday from dealing happily vacationing in the land of not coping you eat this late you're gonna get heartburn get it heartburn that's it that's all I get get out brilliant cheese stupid pen tonight I kill him you have a plan I am the plan Buffy earlier you agreed with me about Thanksgiving it's a sham it's all about death it is a sham but it's a sham with yams it's a yam sham the thing is I like my evil like I like my men evil you know straight up black hat tie to the train track soon my Electra rain will destroy metropolis bad do you not understand the part where I help you [Music] what are you Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius you I'm the Slayer Slayer chosen one she who hangs out a lot in cemeteries so the Slayer yeah that's me we thought you were a myth well you are myth taken they do have keen eyesight however you might want to be suited up for this oh you mean that Camel and stuff I thought about it but I mean it's gonna look all Private Benjamin don't worry I patrolled in this house there many times I'm going to the crime scene to see what I can find out you guys research the Pagar diamond I want to know where it is when I find it I'm going to make him pay for taking that kid's life I'll make him die in ways he can't even imagine that probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas I love a lot less bother how did you get in that door was unlocked you might want to watch that Rupert someone dangerous could get in or someone formerly dangerous and currently annoying this is stupid stupid so you finally had the guts to say it to my face I didn't say you were stupid so stop being an idiot and let me fix this look I'm not the one being judgmental here I'll leave that territory to you and Buffy judgmental if I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make my whole brain would fall out I've seen Adam hit with taser blasts he feeds on it and now you're gonna provide him with an all-you-can-eat buffet you tell me my business this is not your business it's mine you the initiative the boys the Pentagon you're all in way over your heads messing with primeval forces you have absolutely no comprehension of and you do on this lair you're playing on my turf this lair does not walk in this world I walk I talk I shop I sneeze I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back there's trees in the desert since you moved out and I don't sleep on a bed of bones now give me back my friends are you quite finished it's over okay I'm going to ignore you and you're going to go away you're really gonna have to get over the whole primal power thing you're not the source of me also in terms of hair care you really want to say what kind of impression am I making in the workplace who are you I apologize I assumed you knew I am Dracula get out the Slayer at last we meet we've met harmony you have wit harmony when you tried to be head cheerleader you were bad when you try to cheer the homecoming committee you were really bad but when you try to be bad you suck ah well this guy wants to fight with weapons I've got it covered from A to Z from X to Z other axe I'm starting to think that's working hard is hard work that's it I'm crazy like that I thought it was gonna be like in the movies you know inspirational music montage me sharpening my pencils me reading writing falling asleep on a big pile of books with my glasses all crooked because in my montage I have glasses but real life is slow and it starting to hurt my occipital lobe just saying if it's really that important to you I think I'll get half now I've already wanted to kill the Slayer honestly [Music] you find yourself with an anger-management class I think that sets the world speed record for closure what are you doing my boyfriend go away you know it's probably none of my business but I just gotta ask is if it's a post mortem thing then boy is my face red buddy Jesse you know the first drawing field of personal grooming come a long way since you became a vampire what's she doing playing soccer Buffy's father recently she's a quite a remarkable focus now Rasputin was associated with a certain obscure religious sir you know it spike more I get to know you the more I wish I didn't bad day bad some of this is beyond influence I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions what are you doing what do you mean what I'm here at this table talking to me like we're some kind of talking buddies I know you feel something it's called a revulsion spike [Music] the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious what the hell does it take why do you pictures torture me which question do all my dancer first just kind of thrown buddy you having sex with Spike the who wedding how with huh okay that's denial that usually comes before anger I am not having sex with spike anger no one is judging you it's understandable spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well muscled I am not having sex with Spike but I'm starting to think that you might be you know what they used to do to witches lover crucify him huh they used to bow down to gods what are you supposed to be some kind of chief general general in charge of what getting captured you ever heard the expression biting off more than you can chew okay um how about the expression Vampire Slayer how are you talking about Wow never heard that one okay how about oh god my leg my leg glory [Music] you're not the brightest God in the heavens are you you lost your hammer Sweet Cheeks hmm what are you gonna hit me with now whatever is handy I should be interested are you in the wrong line that's for deposits that's worth drawers and this one again keep them things you have cost me Slayer I cost you that's a designer lab Camus he saved me from having to accept Giles offer to work at the magic box I mean retail you rather be dead again help you to concentrate on service rather than selling yes and then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam like slug ghost look you're not gonna sleep with you anyway it's you you're doing this Wow this is gonna be great come on someone's gotta stake me I'll do it what you thought I was just gonna let that lie there well that's all just come to pump me for information what else would I want to pump you for I really just said that didn't I I don't think yeah I'm pretty spry for a corpse way to go with the keen observing Miss Jessica Fletcher remind me not to help you more often hey have you been rat you dead oh so you live with another woman Oh Dale woods it's not a gay thing you know I mean whoa she's gay but but but we don't okay not that there's anything Oh wrong with you no I know what that looks like but I swear it's not what it looks like it's magic weed it's not mine I'm sorry to just drop in on you like this coffee it's you that's me you're here I know and were you always this tall this isn't the way I wanted it but something's come up something big we don't have much time you understand not a word you said so far right should have known anticipated you're working but just count are not grilling there I want to explain I just don't have time I've been up for 48 hours straight tracking something bad and now it's come to Sunnydale I had has a cow big stories to tell you too we yet have a second did you die no I'm gonna win it's not bad how hard you're gonna hit when you're blowing in the wind that was rhetorical sing a night [ __ ] good night [ __ ] morning well you gotta eat something I made cereal your unconscionably spiffy client meeting how exactly do you make cereal ah you put the box near the milk I saw it on the Food Channel now help me please I'm bleeding sorry my office hours are 10:00 to 4:00 hello ripped out the heart my god hey did you get that business class you want it everything okay fine okay how do you plan to research something as it will defined as the first I have the best plan ever yeah well I already rechecked the basement you're all gonna die do people ever think you're weird uh I guess sure in a charming endearing lovable yeah there he is on the Hellmouth all day every day that's gonna be like being showered with evil only from underneath not really shower up a day like a bidet of evil what you stabbed Jonathan to death what were you trying to do scratch is back from the front I'm in the fight of my life really not you Richard you core you know you really should watch your language someone didn't know you they might think you were a woman-hating jerk you think you have power over me girl you'll never stop me you don't have the who does nowadays okay now I'm pissed where is he he had to split it was the highlight of our relationship when you broke up with me or when I killed you Oh dumbass I don't look at me this is a summers thing it's all very violent you get killed I'm telling Oh mommy this mortal wound is all itchy you pulled a nice trick you came pretty close to smacking me down what more do you want I want you get out on my face [Music]

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Id: zBY0HaX4YCo

Length: 30min 0sec (1800 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 15 2019