Bowen's Straight - SNL

>>> OKAY. CAN I TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING SUPER EMBARRASSING? I HAVE LIKE AN ITSY BITSY CRUSH ON SOMEONE HERE I THINK. >> WHAT? >> WHO? LENNY PICKET? >> NO. BOWEN. >> LIKE, BOYGENIUS, Y'ALL ARE GIVING GIRL DUMB ASS. >> HE'S SO FUNNY AND HE'S SWEET. OBVIOUSLY IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING. >> GIRL, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY GO FOR IT. >> BUT ISN'T HE -- ISN'T HE GAY? >> GAY? NO, BOWEN'S STRAIGHT. >> YEAH, STRAIGHT AS THEY COME. BOWEN JUST PLAYS GAY ON THE SHOW BECAUSE IT'S A SHORT CUT TO LAUGHS. >> SO HE HOOKS UP WITH GIRLS? >> OH, YEAH, HOT GIRLS TOO. BOWEN PULLS. >> I HAD NO IDEA. >> HEY, HEY. >> BABY, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. >> GINA, WHEN I'M AT WORK, GOT TO CUT OUT THE BABE STUFF. >> IS THAT GINA GERSHON? >> ANYWAY, THE IDEA IS SYDNEY SWEENEY TODD, THE TALE OF SYDNEY SWEENEY TODD. >> OH, MY GOD. >> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. >> IT'LL BE FUNNY WHEN WE DO IT. >> HEY, BABY GIRL. WHERE'S MY SMILE? >> BOWEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT. >> OH, YEAH. I'M FULL HETERO. THAT'S BETTER. >> SO, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE? >> OH, YOU KNOW, BLOND, SMART, HEAVY NATURALS. >> OH, YEAH? >> WHAT'S YOURS? >> ASIAN PODCASTERS. >> I KNOW A FEW OF THOSE. >> HEY, SYDNEY, ARE YOU COMING TO SET? >> YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. >> WHEN YOU'RE TIRED OF LAUGHING WITH THE LITTLE BOYS, LET ME KNOW. >> SWEEN! >> YOU'RE SO [ BLEEP ] NOT! WAIT! DO WE NEED PROTECTION? >> IT'S FINE. I'M ON PREP. >> THAT WAS AMAZING. HEY, I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> OH. YEAH, I HAVE A LOT GOING ON. >> RIGHT. TOTALLY. >> PLUS I GOT TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES WITH THE WHOLE GAY THING. IT'S SORT OF MY MEAL TICKET. >> WAIT. CAN'T YOU JUST BE STRAIGHT? >> YOU DON'T GET IT, OKAY? I DON'T WANT THIS. I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE. >> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS GET OFF MY BACK. WHATEVER. I'M GOING TO PARIS. >> I GOT PLAYED BY BOWEN YANG. >> WELCOME TO THE CLUB, MAMA. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT HIM? >> SOME LESSONS YOU GOT TO LEARN FOR YOURSELF. >> I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND LOVE. >> NEVER SAY NEVER. >> NO THANK YOU. >> GET OUT!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 3min 38sec (218 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 03 2024