Blind Reaction: Camp Camp Season 1 [REUPLOAD]

hello everybody flame and shark back with our video and uh i don't know if in the the video i i made uh i posted on friday saying that i wouldn't didn't get camp camp up that uh i really mentioned anything but i've been going through some [ __ ] and uh that's kind of why i've been so uh laggy i guess you could say about getting camp camp up uh about or not getting cancer i just stuff in my life's been going on it's been pretty shitty and stuff but uh yeah you know i mean camp camp should be fun should get some laughs out of me hopefully it's uh hopefully it's a fun time and i'm sure i'll enjoy it i don't know um if it's a uh kid friendly show or if it's really mature although it's rooster teeth so i'm gonna guess it's pretty uh mature humor we could we will see either way i really know next to nothing about this show i just remember when it came out and i got like some requests to do it and i decided to do it as a 40k sub special because you know i really want to do it i love rooster teeth red versus blue is cool ruby's one of my favorite shows and so uh yeah you know really interested to see what camp camp's all about and if it's worth the potatoes but yeah like i said i'm in a bad mood put one of my hats on to uh kind of help with my hair which has been pretty potato lately i've not you know been doing the best job with it and you know just a lot of [ __ ] like that so uh yeah i'm really excited for camp camp and i really don't know what else to say in regards to it i'm just ready to jump into it so let's do exactly that uh oops uh camp camp this is the this is this is uh camp campbell wants you which i guess is like a is obviously a reference to like the us military wants you you know the uncle sam uh posters and stuff uh i i this is supposed to be watched before you watch the series uh but i don't really know what the deal is with it so uh yeah let's find out together i suppose uh camp campbell wants you uh which is like the like i said the uh the preliminary thing you watch before you watch the series will commence in three two one and play so yeah this was during the summer of animation yep chibi when ruby chibi was going on okay fun neat advent legitimate these are the worst could be said to describe the thrilling advent summers you should have at camp campbell hello there my name is cameron campbell you actually look pretty cool handsome entrepreneur world famous adventurer and founder of camp campbell yep ask your parents about me wow i guess you could say i've spent my years living life to the fullest and it's high time i shared my adventures with the future okay no i'm not a time traveler i'm of course talking about the children wow just like you and little davey here what do you say hi davey are you ready to have some fun no boy am i mr campbell he looks scared kind of fun did you have in mind or a robot how is that we've got how was that from hiking to archery and even more in between here's a short list now [Music] think it can't give up a writing fanfiction campbell is equipped with the finest swallowing cutting edge 20th century technology i'm not wow hey save some fun for the red 20 also i noticed you said 20th century technology that are kind caring and above all not threatening in the slightest not in the slightest i'll get back here so i can threaten you little sh here's one now gwen uh yeah i'm glenn hi butt stuff what jesus how do i look max david framing's all right yeah are you sure david it's good okay okay how are you yes camp campbell truly has everything what others missing now is you yeah that was predictable throw a tantrum until your parents sign you up for a captastic summer at cameron campbell's camp campbell summer camp i don't think that's gonna help i think it's just gonna make everything worse can't campaign dm huh that was perfect wow of course it was that was on public access public access oh this is gonna be the best summer ever no it's not this is the worst summer ever i agree damn fine work on those edits davey saved a boatload on reshoots wow hey is it too late to add video editing camp i just got an idea for a lucrative yet morally great way to make more commercials okay that was a thing wow i don't even know what to say about that that was uh that was the camp campbell like preview intro literally a commercial telling you that to go to camp camp and uh it was kind of funny um yeah this seems like it's gonna be a relatively mature show uh but yeah you know what a shocker right not really surprising in the slightest uh but yeah now that we're actually through that let's actually jump into uh episode i have enough no comments on that that i really don't let's actually just jump into the first episode of camp camp now that we've got that done with uh camp camp episode 1 escape from camp campbell so somebody's trying to get out of camp camp it's obviously going to fail because it's the first episode but uh camp camp episode 1 escape from camp campbell will commence in three two one and play maybe yes i skipped the rtx commercial because that's a little outdated all right damn can you believe it max we're getting not one not three but two new campers today yep it's really truly horrifying yes it is fine what are you afraid of making a few new friends i'm not here to make friends david i'm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don't want to deal with them yeah why do you think we return the favor when they hit 70. hang on damn what are you even doing out here well definitely not because the bus only comes in from the city to drop off and pick up campers and so far seems to be my only reasonable method of escaping this [ __ ] nightmare of a jesus definitely not that yeah that's not the reason hey language suck a dick for you kids to have as much fun as i i was a campbell i'm not gonna comment on the voices i recognize already i'm just gonna not even make the comments the boss is here hello welcome to campbell jesus you got wrecked oh yeah smell that nature oh that's the stuff calm down well hello there little lady you must be nicki my name is david you're kim jesus well she's a savage excuse me is this science camp no silly this is adventure camp adventure my mom said so unless she was lying again sorry about that hand by the way just exerting dominance you know how it goes yeah i'm a dom you must be neil well you two will be happy to know that camp campbell is both of them jesus stupid pre-pubescent legs get wrecked only one driving this bus is me yeah not happening thank you quartermaster you're on your own now damn going on break be back for the bus at noon what the hell max what is that sona or not aside for the rest of the day we'll see about that camp man we will see indeed i'm just a kid trying to survive out here neal damn now let's go check out the camp kids well this has been pretty amusing so far the first stop on any good tour is the flagpole i can't help but give it the official camp campbell salute every time i see it beside the flagpole is our mess hall which oh sorry saw the flag again beside the flagpole is our mess hall which is connected to the quartermaster store announcements and occasionally take part in camp activities tell them just how much you'll love it max see that's the sad thing he still actually thinks that i love it damn who wouldn't david you are a silly sauce i can meet my co-counselor oh my god you don't crank [ __ ] get down from their space kid oh here what is going on here i'm telling you if we leave now i can hotwire that bus this is amazing [Music] damn i'm okay what the gosh darn heck happened what the gosh darn has happened you know pushing me to my limits again i will achieve space flight well we have new cameras i like the girl with the skateboard and the headphones just chilling that's right okay let's show them the video actually i was thinking i could play them that song i'm going to stop you right there no i'll get the laserdisc whatever you don't yeah no songs all you campers head over to the activities field this ain't steven universe or mlp not you max damn it someone please talk to me about science camp none of those kids look too sciency what about that astronaut kid astronauts that want to be jocks of the scientific community damn wow jesus christ uh that's a big word kiddos this video will explain everything it was put together back when i was an eager young camper just like yourselves he was an absolute legend sorry is an absolute legend oh he's still alive savvy businessman extraordinary philanthropist and one heck of an adventurer if i do say so myself oh it's true mr campbell doesn't often have time to come visit the camp anymore what with him traveling the globe and i'm assuming saving lives but he'll always live on in our hearts and minds it's like the man always said we're here to have a great summer and camp a dm oh if only he were here now i'm here now damn get wrecked and you broke the death sir campbell what are you doing here sir well i'm certainly not hiding from any authorities if that's what not at all oh come on davey nice i think i'd miss the opportunity to welcome our new campbell campers to cameron so that's dave oh i didn't even process that that's davey from the from the uh from the camp campbell wants you promotion this is adventure camp right yeah so far every attempt to answer our questions just raises more questions that's the nature of camp champ right yep oh don't worry oh man two will take you on a tour of our great camp and answer any questions you might have and by that i mean they'll answer no there's the fbi time to run we should go on that tour right now all of us together away from this spot good idea here at camp campbell we pride ourselves on the variety of our curriculum there's extreme sports here jesus magic camp of course space camp damn theater camp damn art camp it's a dog heather magic camp lightning bolt once more lots of stuff how much more stuff well i'm glad you asked because i have a little song that i can say now when gwen's not around gwen's not around now that you're here maybe we can discuss just exactly how we're meant to operate at this scale hey is that kid trying to escape yes he is not a bad just get to that not bad heads back and davey knitting camp wasn't as stupid as someone said damn you are the bane of my existence you really are davey excuse me what the hell is this science ah i see you found it that my friend is science camp about but but this isn't what i signed up for i just wanted science camp not science camp and more i don't want more well that's why you read the fine prince sport see right there add more get wrecked no you can't sue us yep so what it's just some sort of camp camp well yes i wouldn't exactly call it out like it is a camp camp this is [ __ ] jesus whoa check out the balls on new kid where kind of operation you think you're running but i won't stand for it i'm a man of science you think you can rummage together some outdated equipment and call it a laboratory yes look kid i know it's not stand down gretchen i speak to the children kids i'm going to be blunt and honest with you when i opened camp campbell all those years ago i had one goal in one goal only to create the most popular and successful summer camp in the world yes times have changed and now you're just trying [Music] that's fair you've got two acceptable counselors one hell of a quarter master and endless possibilities here at camp campbell and all right god as long as i'm here you're about to die or get arrested okay die and or get arrested gotta go sir where are you going nearest international waters davey ah that would explain a lot [Music] jesus christ he seems nice he does seem nice the crippling anxiety and regret uh wait what well time to be getting that their bus back to that their city neil that bus is our only chance out of here do you want to spend the rest of your summer at this godforsaken place no you want to enjoy the sweet taste of freedom yes why did i get a liberal arts degree yeah for real why did you yeah that's what i'm talking about neil why would you help us i'm an agent of chaos hey david yes nikki how about you pick up our spirits with that camp song you won't shut up about well that's a great idea oh jesus christ no there's a place i know that's tucked away a place where you and i can stay where we could go to laugh and play and have adventures every day i'm not horrible to believe but guys and gals it's true camp campbell is i could make a ruby joke actually based on that song the guitar no running wow sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry max get back here you are being a bad influence on our new campers never max paris [Music] yo yo yo right in the face bam oh two for one ko remember this face david because you'll never see it again [Music] and they're gonna crash the bus right no yeah i called it i'm real tired of having to come up here david damn we were so close well i mean in hindsight none of us really know how to drive yeah max how far did you expect to make it i'm gonna be real i just always wanted to drive a bus well kids nice all learn something today oh no i hope you learned david i hope you learned that before today you only had one little bastard to deal with damn but now you've got three damn let's go guys the nerd the the ring leader and the the crazy chick yes it is it's gonna be both awesome and awful at the same time two friends geez i almost did three two new friends well you're dead gwen's the main character now [Music] i need to go through the list of those voices but the two that i noticed right off the bat okay [Music] i don't know if that's the uh the outro theme that we're gonna always be getting i'll probably learn it if that is the case but uh regardless that was episode one of camp camp it was pretty funny didn't love it but it was pretty funny uh definitely had some humorous moments i like the characters yeah the two voices that were really obvious were of course the two maiden characters uh obviously uh miles was uh uh date was davey or david and um um man i'm trying to remember everyone's names at uh rt um the guy who plays son his name is on the top of my head but the guy who plays son is obviously a main kid ringleader kid oh my goodness but yeah that's pretty funny [ __ ] um lots of cool stuff um i'm not sure how i feel about the show yet but it was a fun first episode don't think it was a strong start but i don't think it was a weak start either i think it it didn't really impress me per se but it really showed the characters uh it did tonight it was a nice reveal of all the major characters all the major players and it really gave me a good idea of what i'm dealing with it gave me a good idea of the nature of the show and i'm curious to see how the uh the other episodes go and what they do in camp camp you know how the characters grow and develop and um more than anything how [ __ ] funny this show can be because obviously this is a primarily comedic show so of course hopefully it's really funny but yeah let's actually jump into uh episode 2 of uh camp camp it's called mascot which is an interesting episode title hard to really i guess we're getting the camp camp mascot is it gonna be david or is it gonna be someone else um another commercial that's outdated all right uh so yeah let's actually jump into uh camp camp episode two in three two one and play summer of animation all right what do we got all right so it looks like we're not getting an intro for this show just uh larry the hamster the outro larry hi there campers nice you're ready to have fun today don't forget to respect david and everything he does for you oh he talked did you hear that larry the hamster the 11th damn [ __ ] the police damn holy crap well that's murder oh man that was supposed to kill you there's a place i know that's tucked away a place where you and i can oh that's the every day i know theme sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true cannon campbell is the place for me and you we'll sneak through like some climb up trees catch fish bugs bears and honeybees there's endless possibilities and no that's not hyperbole we've got archery hiking search rescue viking horseback training that'll sing from a heart attack too but out of my name keeping it rhyming football [Music] knees and fights and limbo and things and snakes and knives and chests and dancing jesus all righty that was a [ __ ] brand new mascot oh my god why are you gonna put that [ __ ] on us no work here well you're the one that killed them handmade ice cream but someone killed our mascot and now we need a new one because every good camp has a mascot max nice to know good job also deal with it max under the weather and this is one of the few activities that i can do without her space kid don't eat that it's not space food under the weather those are just rocks lady sickness my mom used to get that all the time oh how do you cure it edge closer to death jesus mascot hunt i'm going for one with a lot of teeth it should be cool i didn't realize you were that tall in the first episode i need a break from david just one day just one come on hey david yes max why don't you have the quartermaster take half of us i'll bet he would have a unique outlook on the forest why max what a wonderful idea he's such a beloved member of our family jesus yeah you might want to hide that i for one would love to learn from my elders you serious [ __ ] in the woods with a bad guy from every horror movie ever yeah he's going to turn you into a skin suit calm down that'll be funny besides anything's better than hanging with david damn sorry everyone just really overwhelmed by all this friendship right now all right who else would like to embark on a friendship walk who knows maybe some of our esteemed quartermaster's wisdom will rub off on you yeah rub off on you yep and no one else they're all like [ __ ] that [ __ ] looks like you're going to be our trailblazer yep i'm just so proud yeah don't touch his hair what else is team david that means you too magic kid magic kid illusionist yeah illusionist and sorceress we don't like the term your eyes you never know what you'll find i found a bug that's great why don't you hold on to him i'll put above my helmet for safekeeping of course and then you're gonna die how many talons would you say we're looking for here um you know what i'm just gonna go do my thing we'll talk after well then neil what's wrong i wanted to spend my summer in an air-conditioned laboratory not walking around a future walmart parking lot yeah come on get wrecked nature can be your friend if you just give it a chance there's a raccoon trying to scavenge neris it's resistant to johns maris i'm not a man oh my god i smell a mascot come on let's go this isn't what the buddy system is for this is a bit that mascot's a bit big and what is the uh quartermaster doing look man we can just go back to the camp and relax brian could be the mascot you kids think you're so smart what that how does that relate to you need to see beyond the camp into the true beauty of nature uh this looks like the place where teenagers go to get stabbed yep probably yeah probably oh man this is amusing as [ __ ] oh jackpot no i would have fed them porridge and it would have been just right wow i guess we should turn around and go back to live a normal life you're not goldilocks what's that it doesn't look very cool that's a platypus it's actually quite dangerous i think it has a little poison spur on its height poisonous and then she's like oh yes come on platy [Music] that is a creepy looking platypus hey so how'd you lose that hand anyway oh what i feel like you should be more specific we're here what well i guess nikki was right enjoy wearing my skin and suddenly we're in heaven jesus okay that's a bit it's [Music] something [ __ ] up is about to happen yeah and i called that [ __ ] mascot dude you [ __ ] killed it oh i am your king now the throne is mine [Music] oh my goodness all right everyone let's take a look at our candidates we've got a caterpillar which will blossom into a beautiful butterfly just like all you campers yeah next a tin can it's a wizard's amulet of course which can be recycled and become anything it puts its mind to it gives me it actually gives you plus two dexterity you should actually re-look at your stats is it or is it magic ta-da it's gone go bring it back oh i don't know how this is kind of why i'm here yeah i only know how to make it disappear you know i i only i only went halfway through the book before my mom took it from me and sent me to magic camp so where do we go now i don't know this is a really bad idea in hindsight he just sucked david that's it punch it just punch it what the hell is going on oh no we're finding a mascot why do you always have to make things weird and complicated well i mean i think this is all pretty normal no [Music] meanwhile the king of the uh the king of the jungle this music though that one guy was like yeah gwen you go back and chill as i just accidentally stepped on the caterpillar and a tin can would be ridiculous i guess the platypus is our new mascot until it gets murdered so what'd you do i don't know man i think he tried to teach me a lesson what like about nature i guess look it's fatter wow it's survived larry's back all right original mascot now he's about to get murdered yeah yeah called that right on cue gotta stick with the platypus yeah does this mean we'll be the camp campbell platies no i don't think that actually sounds kind of decent definitely not [ __ ] for life you guys know all the one girl is gay so what's with the quartermaster [Music] i don't even know what to say to that [Music] sometimes oh my god what the [ __ ] is even happening anymore okay episode two i liked a lot better than episode one i have to admit not the biggest fan of episode one episode two felt it wasn't trying to establish uh the personalities of the main characters that really because the first episode did a great job of doing that despite not really having a much of a congruent story the second episode did that quite well and similarly both episodes were of course very amusing it's not like i'm not having any moments where i'm just dying of laughter like this is the funniest thing ever but it's just consistent humor throughout and it makes me smile so definitely some fun stuff going on i'm definitely enjoying it and i can't wait to watch some more so um i don't have a lot of thoughts on this show though i haven't really i'm not watching it like oh yeah that's a that's an interesting thing or that's an interesting thing it's more i'm just watching it and i'm finding it funny and that's kind of the extent of it if that makes any sense you know what i'm saying so uh yeah all right let me um pull up episode three and put my headphones on and yeah let me let's see all right here we go let's actually start episode three of camp camp uh scouts dishonor which uh means that someone's gonna be dishonoring scouts on honor not potatoes uh yeah but uh camp cap episode three will commence in three two one and play here we go ah another wonderful day at camp campbell all that's left to do now is recharge with the full eight hours of lying in bed awake waiting for tomorrow sounds like me every day night of my life all right guys our first attempt to bust out of this godforsaken hellhole didn't work but tonight's gonna be different because we have a secret weapon billy nixon who the hell are you snake who's next wood scout snake and he's one of the best isn't that right billy got my search and rescue badge in two weeks got my world in survival in one that's amazing sounds like i made a choice sounds like uh the guy who voices kevin and aliens lake lilac billy here escaped and why is he helping us i'm not doing this for you i'm in a vow or maybe well okay get in the boat so what are you going to do on the outside probably live with the animals try and get raised by wolves maybe work my way up to alpha people fair enough sounds like fun i think i'll go to my dad's house and tell him mom sent me to an abusive summer camp tend to like him more so that she'll try to buy back my love oh it's really dark neil i like it yeah matt billy where are you taking this shortcut the wood scouts huh jesus christ no girls alive [Music] jesus where did neil go did you billy i made a vow to show others the glory of the wood scouts and i told you to call me snake damn well that was an interesting intro and i can stay where we can go to laugh and play and have adventures every day i know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true kent campbell is the place for me and you listening to likes and climb up trees catch fish bugs bears and honeybees there's endless possibilities and no that's not hyperbole [Music] that means i'm telling you [Music] i feel like my iq goes down every time i watch that intro oh my god oh it's like a mind [ __ ] wake up damn hi nikki yeah what am i wearing for real neil where happiness goes to die let's go oh my god is that hey guys you know them oh who is that tubby erin please a flower scout always welcomes others with daintiness and respect flower scouts oh god oh god oh god you were a flower scout yeah but they were totally boring so i bailed um it's so good to see you again nikki ew and um [Music] nancy yes it's uh spelled philly dumb it's friends i'm tabby with two eyes well come on neonsi our morning activities you can come too nikki man we really lucked out hey you think max is okay no no that is a major no jesus why do you keep hitting me and why is it only cloudy over your side of the lake that's enough petrol don't want to over tenderize the new me jesus who the hell are you cedar scout first class edward pikeman senior patrol leader of wood scout troop 818 and it looks like you're our latest recruit god your face is gross what yeah it's pretty sorry that just slipped out dude sorry i know that was mean it really was it's just you were so close enough enrollment into our organization has reached an all-time low we have no choice but to forcibly recruit new members into our program sounds about right i mean have you considered enrollment as low because you guys do things like kidnap other campers oh we don't kidnap campers that'd be immoral that guy literally stabbed me in the back no he rescued you after you ran away from camp campbell remember and now we're going to make a wood scout out of you max wow the ropes course this might be even worse than that i don't know what's worse the wood scouts of the flowers gods oh well that's murder this show likes its murder stabby stab neon see [Music] bill ll okay that's actually kind of gross girl consider yourself an honorary flower scout neonsi wow sasha thanks this place is amazing air conditioning indoor plumbing free wi-fi the badge is actually a hot spot yo okay that's pretty sick i mean what did you think this place was like a girl can't be expected to rough it in the cruel outdoors amen sister hey guys check it out okay that's pretty badass too icky that's incredible yeah nicky gross i probably has worms that is wrong and now niancy's gonna agree with them away from her what why can't you see she's not normal i know you're new but you have to see that nikki's just not flower scout's material it's why we ran her out in the first place damn you ran her that's not the same thing she said oh good she's just so unladylike she likes buns and fighting and exercising for reasons other than sculpting the perfect body image damn it's like if a boy were to come in here and try to do what we do whoa whoa hold on what the hell is that supposed to mean uh hello neonfly waves are supposed to be tough and rugged and if they pee and you you get pregnant whoa tabby that's not correct jesus how the world works now do you want to be socially outcast or do you want to go get ice cream he wants to get ice cream and he shouldn't y'all are some honor and [ __ ] [ __ ] no damn damn and the name's neil let's get out of here nikki oh damn i'm keeping the wi-fi that was that was a lot more savage than i expected jesus christ oh my god seriously what the [ __ ] i know right good lord okay yeah well paradise those last 30 seconds were hilarious that was super gay we just learned a lesson about stereotyping oh right sorry but you're super valuable maybe i don't hate kim kim maybe i hate everything um [Music] [Music] damn i actually wouldn't mind listening to that guy to that to that album it's pretty good it's not bad anyways low kicks like draymond green oh man oh man oh draymond well that was camp camp episode three oh man oh oh geez that was great that was those that was that was the best episode see improvement every episode so far that was my favorite that [ __ ] ending oh my god you are some ignorant [ __ ] [ __ ] and then you just just oh he can pee in me any day and it's like seriously what the [ __ ] like oh my god that i don't know what it was about that that was just so funny holy [ __ ] oh man [ __ ] me it's been a while it admittedly i've not you know cause like i'll watch rooster teeth on and off you know obviously i follow ruby religiously but you know ruby is probably one of the least i mean it's become a pretty mature show but really it's mature in a different way it's not mature in the in the fact that it makes dark uh dark crude jokes and uh uh swears like like have crazy swears i mean i say that but i mean there recently was a decent swear in an episode but that's besides the point you know what i'm saying with ruby camp camp um has this kind of aura to it where it it's it's it's one of those shows that's i can't say it's like stupid it doesn't have the stupid vibe but it does have a bit of that childish adult humor vibe but it doesn't come off as a stupid uh stupid comedy either which is really weird because you know the way it's structured which is interesting and i'm really enjoying it and i don't know it's been pretty fun so far and uh yeah i just i'm just into it and i'm ready for some more you know i'm just like hey like [ __ ] it let's jump into the next episode you know that's kind of my mindset right now i just kind of want to keep grinding through camp camp i really want to finish it today in this one recording and i probably won't which is kind of why i'm probably like trying to get through it quickly because i i'm pretty sure i won't finish it but i want to oh man so let me skip ahead to oh that's too far all right looks like this is good so uh yeah let's actually jump into episode four of camp camp which is called camp cool kids i mean camp cool kids uh maybe it'll have that girl the older girl who's like chilling uh the one who recommended them to be called the camp camp [ __ ] jesus oh my god is saying this [ __ ] out loud in context like out of context like jesus christ but um [ __ ] this is gonna be funny so let's actually jump into episode four of camp camp cool kids it might be about them or it might be some other kids i don't even know i i doubt we're getting new recruits again so it's probably going to be about her because she seems like the coolest kid in camp camp so uh yeah camp cave episode four camp cool kids will commence in three two one and play all right pretty sucks it does the kind of peasant work my parents left their home country to avoid yeah what good is rolling around on the floor if it's clean this isn't part of a sanctioned camp activity no this is child labor yep man eric never gets yelled at for not working she's just too cool i wish i was her well i was right about that like a dry desert climate i think her real name is meredith but she's so freaking cool she goes by the middle part of her name oh i wonder if i should try that ick oh yeah that's [ __ ] stupid nicknames don't make you cool spoken like a true first part nicknamer no one's too cool to talk to even cool kids take giant uncomfortable shits from time to time damn helps remind you that we're all equal hey cut the amaran and get back to screaming if we were in charge things would be so much better no scrubbing no outdoors no david we should just revolt you know what you're right aren't you all sick of this lowly work it's time we take control of our lives and fight back who's with me yeah i'm just so excited yeah you keep saying that you're always excited david cameron campbell is coming tomorrow oh maybe he'll give us a raise or tell me i'm like the son he never had no no he's wanted by the government yeah yeah there's that yeah there's that i know i feel kind of bad making the campers work so hard just to impress that guy don't worry once we tell them about the ice cream pizza party i'm sure they'll see it was all worth it [Music] we got ourselves an uprising yes we do that smirk on the maxwell max's [Applause] every day i face it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true and campbell is a place for me and you we'll swim through lakes and climb up trees catch fish bugs bears and honeybees there's endless possibilities and no that's not hyperbole we've got archery hikings or just viking horseback training that'll save your heart attack too but out of mining keeping up with rhyming football and both science stunting treasure hunting no refusal i have nothing to say this intro jesus i i should i should pay attention how long it is i'm thinking about skipping it that intro actually gives me a headache i am very disappointed in you for this behavior but i'm also torn because you were clearly paying attention and not tying clown nice shut up jesus we're in charge now dave he obviously pays attention because knitting not nine class damn just like play miss i love it don't make this lame preston i wouldn't say it's just like sure campbell is coming to the camp tomorrow and we need to get ready oh even better you'll definitely be fired once he sees the state the camp is in or will be in come on everyone oh gwen we have to stop them yeah i refuse to sit up here for the next 24 hours and now this season premiere of teen prison mom wars my baby going thank you [ __ ] oh my gosh trash tv yes and she's gone she's done free men now that the revolution is complete it's time to choose our new leader obviously i will happily take this i vote aaron what it's gonna be aaron i vote ered as well she is strong and passionate for aaron sorry because mary whoa whoa whoa hold the hell up did you nerds forget who revolutionized this place i should be leading you not extreme sports barbie over here but it's coming to a point charisma modifiers like plus ten yeah that's cool you to say nice everyone can be cool at camp cool kids nice i love that name no best name out there by the one percent rage against the machine like the power 911. progressive buzzwords no you don't no i don't wow what the hell's wrong with you traitor i'm sorry you said to talk to her and uh i panicked so i just voted for her you'll regret this yo nikki i got you a pair yo she won't regret this don't think so yeah that's what i'm saying okay this is interesting camp cool kids damn drinking way too much soda eating pizza where'd they get the pizza more drinks please [Music] wow they took his hand bullseye damn everyone is so much happier now thanks to you how the plans for the giant half pipe coming should be ready to build as soon as we learn basic architecture what a cool idea arid i know think of all the sick 900s we could do off that thing yeah i totally know what that is erin it's cold and boring outside i cast an invisibility charm to conceal david and gwen can we come inside for a bit oh totally magic dudes in fact everyone gets a break dance party [Music] like the minutemen of the revolution we will fight for our independence minute man mommy calls daddy that when they argue i'm not sure i'm comfortable with this it's only been a few hours and we've already gone shirtless silence so we're gonna hit camp cool kids with everything we've got free brother neil what have you got i was saving these to put in david's underpants perfect i was saying shut up here's how it'll work get rekt space kid is the most expendable so he'll be our decoy makes sense to me i mean no one likes space kid yeah i know what you mean check out this tattoo yo i put it on by applying hot then cold water wow okay it'll be there for at least two days damn so cool arid no not really yeah you're right tattoos are lame i did this come after me oh man so uncool murder him sounds like fun to me let's murder him man gwen is just addicted literally we got you now let's saw him in half sonic oh you fell for the trap awesome i mean you fiend you are the fiend jesus put a knife on the end of it you guys are here to rescue me no shut up david oh get wrecked david let's just see you try and fight us gladly oh this is gonna be good yo that's actually kind of cool and you lost your knife nikki attack jesus jesus this is about to not end well and it's daylight here comes cameron right violence never solves anything stab her [ __ ] jesus god i love gwen nikki give it up she doesn't care about you she just uses people don't listen to him nikki don't worry aaron i know it's not true oh wow oh of course it's true damn don't listen so close meredith my side i'll save you nikki fire whoa wait what did someone stop dropping romy oops wait you suck harrison wow you actually used magic okay not the glasses this is decidedly uncool i agree someone put me out here comes cameron geez well so much for uh gwen's tv she looks so depressed somebody said tracker cameron campbell uh no no exactly gamble you saved me yes i definitely saw you and was fully aware hitting you with my car would be the best course of action of course gotta love you really people love to hit people in the chat this show loves to hit people with cars the old taking over the camp from the counselors and tying them to the flagpole routine i remember my first time what for our uh wait what hey cam can't you see this guy's a terrible counselor and he needs to be dealt with huh ah sorry kids i've got other things to deal with campbell's got a poker game to get to i'm not gonna give too many details but let's just say if i win i could end up being the prime minister of thailand jesus revolution that's a bit more serious we're leading a charge to make a difference we are the 99 percent i saw it on tv yeah you didn't understand it kids in your dreams so full of hope and ignorance someday you'll learn that no matter how righteous you think your cause is there's always someone bigger to keep you down yep and that day is today and that someone is me say what now yeah make it shine now kids i had to cut cuts on provisions so you'll all be reusing those toothbrushes later ill well i feel like that was futile sorry max it's all right i think we know this is all neil's fault yep lesson learned never try to change anything ever yep yep that is a great lesson that uh [Music] like yogurt [Music] okay i'd like to taste you like yogurt that's gotta be the best outro song yet [ __ ] christ i don't know if that was better in episode three but i i if you have noticed it's been a steady increase in the enjoyment of this show with every episode i'm enjoying it more and more it gets funnier and funnier oh man this show is great uh but i really am loving it more and more which with each episode so that's that's just fantastic um man i don't know what else to say about that one that one was just really fun uh we learned more about arid and she's pretty cool or meredith uh and yeah i mean it was really cool and i don't know it was really cool to see what's up with her and yeah i don't know how else to put it um but yeah let's actually just uh jump into camp camp episode five uh the journey to spooky island uh i guess that's that island in the middle um of the like like how in gravity falls there was the little island with the in episode two and you know i'm saying it's like that island on the middle of the lake that they passed in episode uh in scouts dishonor in episode three so uh yeah we're probably going to that island and there's probably going to be some creepy [ __ ] going on so uh hopefully it's a lot of fun but i don't know i guess we'll find out camp camp episode 5 journey to spooky island will commence in three two one and play all right what do we got interest oh we got david of course drew closer with its inhuman breathing and claws clicking against the floor with each step firstly the young boy pulled the sheet off the creature to reveal the dog that got tangled up in his hand how did you do that so scary that's why you should always properly fold and put away your laundry that was the scariest story yet scary when it happened to me i was very innocent and impressionable back then of course so last week what's scary is how much i want to kill myself right now damn okay okay i got this so once there was this girl that no one really understood so help me this involves vampire romance it it could have been werewolves you don't know here's a hard story go look at the job market you're dealing with after this camp shuts down jesus oh [ __ ] poor gwen what people in sheep's gonna be so depressed not even ghosts just not a screamer what about space ghost oh that's rage what the hell that's actually kind of funny wait a minute how is it that you weren't even phased by that might have helped if i hadn't put it in a suit to begin with yeah i know right tough guy so you think you're so tough well something will scare max by the end of the episode it's just teenagers from that church camp working on those repressions again not that i know anything about it just being a kid and all ah what about that ghost ship [Music] pirate camp's practicing night sailing pirate camp that's of course great to see please please be puppy please be puppy please it's not gonna be a puppy but it's not what the blue ball blazes is happening here i'm with him [Music] okay so it's about 40 seconds long that intro is good to know someone out here killing campers jesus we're just having some good old campfire scary stories is all none of them are scary no dead campers in no we're good damn damn be sure no one's doing anything stupid like trying to get over to spooky island no of course not not even on the night of the new moon right when ghosts walk the island and demons rise from the pit and aliens kidnap any trespassers [Music] okay we get it probe yeah good good to know what's with space case square explosion so the revolution has begun scrolling you better stay away from spooky island no reason to go there definitely not spooky stay away well they're going to spooky island now i think he's hiding something oh yeah uh yes maybe it was the ghost he was talking about could you imagine meeting one ghost don't exist you die and then you're faced with eternal nothingness oh wait he's damned it's gonna be great wow could you imagine being the first person to find a ghost or a monster you'd make the cover of science magazine hey that's a magazine about science yes it is neil nothing to be afraid of and i'll prove it by going to spooky island yep what a shocker i never would have guessed they would have went to spooky islands never would have guessed do we actually have a detective team name now oh we should be the theme song use the camp camp theme no you're not making the x-files team calm down i'm counting dude now focus dude that's your backup singer [Music] but who are you what are you doing here this is the last place you want to be on a night like this so you're named after a ghost terrible creatures seek out the mansion and the whaling mansion oh gosh the wailing and then the bumping and the night starts and then they pump and they bump and hey where'd you go oh what i thought you were gonna say it kind of sounded like sex you bump and you post this place looks like campbell's old summer home oh what the hell was that i told you dude there are things inside oh sex toys monsters i knew it wait are you guys here to help stop the monsters are you like a gang of mystery solvers yeah harlem globetrotters what pretty much oh what you guys got a theme song we're working on it yeah radical besides there's nothing inside there's something inside speaking of which i'm probably gonna have to do scooby-doo mystery incorporated eventually it's crazy how many requests i've gotten for that that's like really up there among my cartoon requests calm down the storm just tripped the power ah if only i had my la gear light up shoes they light up the night of course they light up the night hi it's a stuffed bear oh yeah none of this has been scary i'm curious if the thing that scares max at the end of the episode will actually be scary right we shall not waver on our quest for the undead nikki there is nothing here hmm you're gonna find a secret room of course yep neal what the hell do you do don't have a cow man i'm just trying to be part of the gang oh my god wow you'll have to get in here quick neil what is it it's beautiful it's science stuff do you know how long it's been since i was in a real lab this is where i wanted to be this summer a week two weeks sweet science weird science more like check it oh that's much better that's totally questionable experiments indeed kill me all right that's it i'm done hey it's science you still have to ride the island of the evil yeah come on neil shake it off yeah you got this man i am not about this [ __ ] nikki science has its limits then again they are the camp camp [ __ ] so i don't know you have any idea what goes into fast food probably that yeah that's about right [ __ ] great tormented souls of the dearly departed something like that a trail of hair and blood all right what cares it's just gonna be a wounded dog or some other coincidental colossal waste of time i am not scared you feel like we've established this by now nope we have not [Music] maxes max is a potato that's true [ __ ] lord well we made it nikki are you happy now now we got murder city on second thought maybe the evil's unstoppable we should all go home we could play some pogs forget this ever hogs i don't even know what that is we have to find ghosts and monsters remember i don't want to be here max come on this is way too spooky no it isn't you know what this is proof that the founder of camp campbell is a rich piece of [ __ ] with terrible morals and who also potentially kills people yeah all things i was already pretty sure of yeah i'm actually starting to wonder a lot more about cam campbell though it is interesting [Music] i guess they could be getting tortured there is no such thing as monsters there's no such thing as ghosts and there is nothing to be afraid of what are we gonna see [Music] what the [ __ ] i agree i agree that was beyond terrifying that goes to show that sometimes the only thing scarier than monsters and ghosts is real in real life real life specifically old people having sex weird kinky sex dungeon yeah boy that is that is some dark [ __ ] that is some dark [ __ ] indeed man and he was named jasper for a reason okay like all right well that was uh camp camp episode five journey to spooky island and the indy the thing that ended up scaring him was old people having sex why did i have some why did i have a feeling it was gonna be related to sex i guess nothing is scarier than old people having weird kinky sex that is some dark [ __ ] well i'm scarred for life but uh that's nothing new um nothing new at all i really have nothing to say i really just just like a bunch of potatoes they're just a bunch of potatoes that's what they are all those people they're just a bunch of potatoes um yeah i don't know i mean they'll be curious they have been i'm curious if uh if cameron's uh potatoes will actually come into any serious play in this series i highly doubt it but uh still something to think about otherwise this is it's just uh really silly and i wasn't a big fan of that that episode because it was too much they built that up too much and honestly that was the only thing to me that would make sense that would scare him is some [ __ ] up sex [ __ ] and that's exactly what it ended up being but yeah pretty amusing i suppose uh definitely not my favorite episode by any stretch that right goes to either episode three or episode four but uh yeah this one's called rainy day uh rain spelled r-e-i-g-n and then obviously y for uh rainy so yeah uh let's actually jump into uh camp camp episode six i got no clue what that could be uh that doesn't really help that much i'm assuming it's gonna be a rainy day uh but in addition there's more to it than that but regardless of what the potatoes are let's actually just jump right into them camp camp episode six rainy day will commence in three two one and play what do we got we're so happy to have you here today of course it's such an um critic committee visit us again the camp credit committee last year's incident which i really want to apologize for that again and if you were wondering yes the camper did survive physically speaking but a lot has changed since then that started i think that this year you will see that i am truly without a doubt the prime candidate for the camp counselor of the year award no right well we've got a big day of outdoor activities planned but as you know the most important start of any day is a balanced breakfast yep we run a tight ship around here but we also encourage freedom of expression uh david not now sorry this is one of our other counselors she's got nothing to she's nowhere near as good because our camp is really great as always have i mentioned how great our camp is david have i mentioned how great our camp is now we always make sure our daily when is pissed and is going to kick your ass if she does if you listen to behold [Music] look david what gwen i have gone through a lot of planning and preparation to make this day happen what could you possibly tell me that i don't already know rain and it's raining cats and dogs yeah [ __ ] you get wrecked there's a place i know that's tucked away a place where you and i can stay where we can go to laughing he's in fights and things and knives and dancing it's camp camp indeed okay what am i going to do think think i really don't know what you're gonna get man rain any camp's worst nightmare but not here you see the plan all along was to make uh okay think david think you can't have a repeat of last year poor poor chucky i hope his family got the flowers i should send them an email stop was to make young dolph here the counselor for the day isn't that right dolph who me really yeppers i've always said what better way to learn than to teach dolph loves arts and crafts and i'm sure he'll love teaching his fellow campers how to love them too thank you mr david under my rule i will make camp cabo great again he's gonna make camp camp great again you should start with america but come now that'll get me 50 express ourselves through the glory of macaroni 48 likes 52 dislikes yeah this macaroni sucks want to go see how many pudding cups we can fit in our pockets oh yeah i think we can hit 20 this time what do you think neil wait what happened to neil yeah i don't know but we need those pockets they're deep you looking for neil what do you know nerf nothing just like i've heard it for once i feel like i'm always just in the background of your adventures yeah i mean that's mainly because you bully kids constantly nerf you're kind of an [ __ ] yeah that's not sure i'll kill you sorry sorry i'm working on my issues what do you do you say so shove them in a locker make them prom queen only to cover them in blood back off tuesdays thursdays and non-denominational holidays yeah i know danny celebrates this neil's not caring vanish you guys at least seen him i saw him with a space kit this morning okay i guess we'll track him down ooh a mystery a murder mystery a murder it mystery is it it is hmm you seem pretty confident about that where were you on the night of shut up let's go find him i wish neil got tilled off that'd be amazing it really wouldn't but that'd be amazing you see i feel that letting the campers take over gives them a sense of pride and purpose that you just don't get with those other traditional camps i've oh uh yes dolph how can i help you where are your papers uh i'm not quite sure what you mean your papers where are they it's a very simple question david you're only hurting yourself by lying oh oh you want more construction paper yeah what did you think i meant i'm not some sort of secret police or something he is he is he is he is so special i would explain so much science and [ __ ] right yeah yeah see my partner she's what we call a hot head now she thinks you murdered neil to get his science supplies what no no i didn't liar ask him about his albino you mean his alibi ask him about his alibi and his albino twice the question where is he huh did you eat them well they make a pretty good good cop bad cop what is this you must color inside the line i do not approve of mixing colors that's unsettling yeah he's a bit of a control freak oh my where's neil oh i just realized what's this day respects that um i was ignoring the fact that his name is doll but you've gotta be joking all right kiddos why don't we take this conversation sure it's not adolf or another camp remember your place david i am in charge today uh-huh now as long as it's a problem as long as we don't get healed i'm sure this is just a misunderstanding missing is such a strong word i'm sure neil is just hiding david i swear to god if you lost because we are playing hide and seek someone is hiding from art's divine presence unacceptable we shall make an example of him oh no uh oh this is still fine never should have let dolph venture you eat a unique number now write it down your arm so we don't lose anything else oh i'll be a bloodhound bark bark bark sniff sniff i mean you are pretty good at being able to yeah this has escalated quickly it did you cannot hide from us neil geez he is right now this is no longer fine it's not been fine for a while now someone opened the pantry what is it girl is he in here i think so not really i just want a snack hmm smart oh whoa oh that's a lot of evidence did someone get murdered yeah possibly horrible there goes my award more tent for me what are you guys looking at yes he lives just as i knew the entire time mystery solved mystery i was just hanging out in the attic with the crackers and juice oh my shoe say attic of course amongst the juice so crafty wait why oh this is a disaster they're going to give the award to gwen bet you a million dollars [Music] for me yeah oh oh they gave it to dolph okay for finding the missing camper we named you the camp counselor of the year oh my goodness this is the happiest day of my life high five high five hi good freaking job you're the you're the man i can't believe i lost to dolph yes you did with a counselor well he shouldn't be because he really looks like hitler yeah he really does i guess they can all right well that song was oddly oddly fitting but oh my god guys that was camp camp episode six i enjoyed the hell out of it another great episode uh i would say most of these camp camp episodes have been really cool um that was a really good one um like i said a lot of cool stuff went on in it and uh yeah it was just a fun time from beginning to end um there was very little that i didn't like episode one was one of the weaker ones i thought episode five was kind of weak uh but i really enjoyed them uh for the most part three and four were probably my favorites two was pretty good as well um i like six as well i mean but uh yeah you know overall it was really cool it's a really fun show uh the jokes are great it's very rooster teeth and uh it's it's a change of pace i can't really say i've done anything on my channel quite like camp camp so it's a nice change of pace and it it makes for a good fun ass time and uh i'm enjoying it and we're halfway through we did the intro and we did the first six episodes i got six more to go i'm gonna take these off my camera put them on my computer and get started on seven through twelve maybe i'll make it today even though it's almost it's 3 55 so i probably won't but uh yeah anyways i'll see you in a flash with the final six episodes unless i actually make this one video and i make this a two-part series there's also the possibility of that i might actually end up uh doing like posting like these six on monday and then i end up posting like the other six on tuesday or something i might end up doing that so if this is the end of the reaction um then i hope you guys enjoyed the video hope you guys have a wonderful fantastical day and i'll see you next time with another video if not i'll see you in a flash with the second half of the reaction uh but either way peace hello everybody flamin shark back with uh another video and we are jumping into uh or sorry either i don't know actually when i'm recording this i don't know if this is going to be its own video or part of the along with the first six episodes of camp camp but i'm reacting to episode 7 through 12 of camp camp now i'm hoping this is all in one video but i might end up having to split them into two videos where you get like half of it on monday and half of it on tuesday or you might get all of it on monday or all of it on tuesday i don't know how it's gonna go but they're gonna end up either they're going to end up on some combination of january 16th and january 17 2017. i don't know what days or what whatever but that's besides the point anyways uh we're jumping back into the camp camp potatoes or we're continuing the camp camp chat i don't i don't know whatever uh episode seven is called romeo and juliet two love resurrected probably by far the most specific title and that gives me nothing i'm gonna actually guess that they're going to it's going to be a play it's going to be their version of romeo and juliet and it's going to be very much [ __ ] up even though to be fair romeo and juliet in and of itself is relatively [ __ ] up although you could argue it's a bit on the light side for shakespeare considering most of his stuff is pretty [ __ ] up but uh yeah let's actually that's pretty much all i got for a prediction so let's actually jump into this uh yeah uh so camp camp episode seven romeo and juliet two love resurrected will commence in three two one and play theater camp i pro i pretty much was right quiet down everyone please please the theater demands your utmost respect and it's time for the play yeah yeah calm down thank you gwen don't mention it nice tonight's presentation is brought to you by theater camp's very own preston good play who's that i have no idea who that is oh it's him of course great pleasure i welcome you to tonight's production written and directed of course by me of course this is a classic tale of forbidden love betrayal and friendship so without further ado i present to you romeo and juliet too love resurrected so is it gonna have zombie romeo and juliet i'm sure you guys all know how the story of romeo and juliet went and have adventures [Music] yeah let's skip this damn that was a really short intro this is absolutely familiar not a waste of time we could be working on that flamethrower right now i hate julian nice or rambo you nervous about your big kiss scene don't remind me i'm already freaking out you know juliet should have done karate instead of kissing boys yeah maybe she wouldn't have died then why does anyone see my phone while doing this model exercises why can't you do karate and kiss boys you know best of both worlds oh my god he has a tinder account tinder yeah oh oh yeah my dad used that when my mom left him oh yeah again heading to my anxiety yeah if you don't return the phone i'm gonna have a panic attack and that's on you oh man he's got like seven pictures on his profile can you say desperate wizard you're about to get your cue i will not have you ruffians ruin my big debut yes they will your debut will suck we have no other choice we must turn to pause black magic of course yo did someone say black magic amateurs ah buddy wizard please revive our daughter who died so foolishly what's in it for me oh that's not your lied yeah i'm just messing okay one revived daughter coming right up latin is speakitus actually that made a lot more sense and not even a zombie and also making the pose that david makes in the intro intermission time go get some snacks jesus that was easy that's it for me thanks for your contribution an inanimate object stuff with hate could have acted better damn you're doing great speaking of the devil keep it up what all right people get your [ __ ] together you're up next break a leg buddy you're right if i'm injured i can't perform wow that's not what that means it's gotta look convincing what are you doing changing david's tinder profile of course hey how do you spell conquistador what wait what oh look how nervous oh god he's so hot you still want to rape him tabby still wants him still wants his pee inside of her why this [ __ ] came all the way to this hella growth camp to see him there's like dirt everywhere it's nice to see them come back like romeo and juliet be together even if it costs us our lives nice it's so romantic i want to die of course you do [ __ ] last time he saw it yeah for real i know he wanted ignorance i'm gonna make that kissing [ __ ] tvy7 [Music] did you get my pumpkin spice totes totes i like her and suddenly we're basically we're basically going frankenstein all right romeo's back system startup installing windows update rise rise would be reborn robo romeo robo return to me pray tell friar lawrence where is my julie ah it's fryer lawrence [Music] and now he's being darth vader random seinfeld music i'm sweaty i just can't sweat this isn't cannon you're doing great nerf it what smells like daisies wow nikki you're like such a good actor oh thank you ominous off-screen voice wait a minute somebody help me oh no yes i will swipe right what i am now machine but my heart still makes me human and my sweet juliet is no more why should i be brought back to such miserable conditions romeo oh no tabbies no young fool i am juliet you're one true love do you not really oh no no specter i have been revived i don't know who this [ __ ] oh is romeo soon the evil empire will be upon us and you will have to fight to save the galaxy just let us kiss sounds pretty star wars possibly die in the battle oh yeah oh yeah come on do it do it do it don't don't don't slap her i feel like he's yes jesus christ david you call yourself a conquistador i thought we had meaningful texts i told you my age sex and location damn asl yesterday his death well david explain yourself i'm not david he's my romeo you best step off before i rip that weave off your head damn you want to go little girl wow we got a cat fighting just stop this and glenn loves it awesome and neither of them are even part of the camp so just let it happen i could have hoped i know you did this you little rat of course i did you play stupid preston max what is this oh hey david uh found your phone i'm not sure how this could get any worse cops cops make everything worse we've pinpointed some questionable searches from a phone in this area such searches include how to blow up a summer camp super murder plot what the [ __ ] these look like ah dang it wait what the theater the cruelest mistress of all that my career like the mistakes of so many teenage girls has been aborted you're going out for a long time buddy you can't take me to prison oh yes oh yes just like stephen avery wait i'm not even gonna say anything about that who is this whizzkit i'm sorry you were texting me all along i took david's phone just to mess with him i led you on oh nobody plays bonquisha like that kick his ass max shane kick his ass my apologies ma'am what about me where's my apology i'm going to be honest i'm not sure who you are well wow the kid yeah he wasn't there i'd say he learned a lesson affirmative now you in charge here uh kinda hmm what's the deal here why do you got nerd kid in your theater camp are you guys running some kind of camp scam oh no sir no this is a can't count fair enough since we have you here have you seen this man oh uh i've been told to tell you no i can't argue with that yeah what do you do yeah like how do you argue with that really oh no [Music] damn right so basically that's pretty much how attention fellow camper that actually was pretty good just like they're gonna cheer they're gonna cheer you've witnessed they're gonna cheer please be kind as you judge this play and if you happen to be from rotten tomatoes please right fresh yes they're gonna cheer i guess not no please i was setting up a trilogy you were setting up a trilogy i've got some serious explaining to do i stole your phone and identity and played with women's hearts what do you need to explain excuse me sugar you owe bonquisha a date i but that wasn't no uh somebody's going out with bonquisha one way or another no gag reflex sorry about our friend yeah she's the dumb one damn savage why am i so sweaty what did i miss an oscar-worthy performance by yours truly they don't give oscars for stage performances that's how good it was mickey would have been impressed huh where is nikki hi she got anyone trapped in the blood is rushing to my head i think it's too late for that well guess it's time to drink my own pee solidifying petrifying your [ __ ] splitting like a sack of [ __ ] and benefiting from the fearless trouble the song says everything needs to be said i don't even know what to say guys i i don't even know what to say anymore what is there left to say about this show that that what is there to say about this show in the first place hello everybody we're back uh i had a phone call uh in between seven and eight so i cut it off there and uh now we're gonna do episode eight and hopefully through twelve of uh camp camp um yeah this one's called into town um yeah that's pretty much it it's called into town so i assume all the main characters are gonna take a trip to the town although that kind of defeats the poor purpose of camp but i don't know i mean maybe i guess we'll find out i guess i don't know we'll see uh episode 7 was really cool one of the best ones really funny [ __ ] uh but yeah you know let's just check it out see where uh episode 8 takes us and uh yeah so camp camp episode 8 into town will commence it 3 2 1 and play you're so silly gwen lots of butts all over the place i said don't do fire safety also under the gossip same day unless you really want it to turn into riot control camp of course go get out of here you're not going to do anyone any good if you keep letting max get to you like this take a break i'll cover underwater basket weaving tomorrow cool can't mobile and get out of dodge for a day that's cool what should i do how the hell should i know go into town and do whatever it is you do to blow off steam before you kill someone that's not a badass i saw that picture is amazing you're still on fire bt dubs thank you all right so it's just gonna be him interesting the moon landings were a hoax filmed in area 51 orchestrated by the government as a publicity stunt designed to humiliate the russians in the space race well yeah no wonder he used that conspiracy theory on him like every other day not him the revolution is working he's going bonkers and he's going into town into town to do what we're gonna find out oh [ __ ] wow okay so i guess we're getting four of them in this episode there's a place i know that's tucked away a place where you and i can stay where we can go to laugh and it's camp camp indeed man sweet 22.2 degrees celsius here we come nice idiot this isn't about air conditioning this is our chance to study david uh i always kind of dry out an ac and it makes me sneeze just what exactly do you think he's into hookers and blow what i don't know what it is but my dad and his friends always said they wish they could do that for fun that would be amazing maybe that's what david likes that would be amazing no way anyone that happened if david was just like i have a weakness and i'm gonna find it oh my god david was it the audio edition of the farmer's almanac for the year of our lord 1972. what sextile or leap year includes weather forecasts for all regions of the usa as well as planning tables and zodiac secrets for every month oh this one's gonna be good oh no you gotta be kidding me he has to have a weakness how do you not hear him how does he not hear you guys finally back in the real world for real sweet civilization gotta love civilization not so much uh what what fresh hell is this for real there's nothing what does anyone around here do for fun fun you've been no fun here since art nine something happened a few years ago 1909. the mayor actually outlawed fun the damn naked ankle incident of all now somebody's always got to push it too far ruin it for everyone else of course okay oh damn it target's in motion let's move out guys guys and they already left great scott neal neal neal we gotta go also apparently he's doc brown max i'm not feeling so great all of a sudden because you secretly want to be a girly girl even though you won't admit it [Music] no we lost him okay here's what we're gonna do huh neal you go be neal in the nerd shop just stay here and keep an eye on the wagon get ready to haul ass if you see david about to leave i'm home yeah okay all right nikki let's go david hunting okay interesting eeny meeny miny moe what lame place did david go in the only bar i doubt he went in the only bar sex tour i saw that so what sort of poor excuse for root beer do you got on tap don't serve your kind here you're kind you're kind care to be more specific sir i'm calling you out kids yeah he's not being racist i'll keep it quick then what you know about a guy named david runs one of them camps out on the lake might have just been through here kind of guy all the neighbors say they never saw it coming when he finally snapped looks like this oh that was good he's a bit on edge now and he kept saying something about how it was awesome cute's fault i know what you're thinking you're totally right yeah we come here often is he a sad drunk happy drunk gay drunk kid i don't know about any of that guess he did hit his shirley temple pretty hard he beat a woman david you unbelievable no that's not damn no that's not what's headed down he went to a bakery muffins oh my god david is this where you go for women max oh my god i'm dying me too yeah you might be dying to catch david in the act also is that really what i think it is oh my god girls girls mostly girls that's a funny joke hey there kiddo what you doing there how did you guys ever make this stuff work shooting electrons out of a cathode ray to excite phosphorus i mean it's charming in a tin cups and string sort of way know a little something about electronics do ya yeah a little something hello lester hey there fred beautiful day out there hey it's fred beautiful days very normal there shouldn't be any rain guys guys i'm trying to watch here oh sorry son what seems to be the problem there fred well lester the old ham here is on the fritz again guys come on again um let me take a look i would have thought that new capacitor should have done that here well thanks well that was quick well i'll be horn swaggled hmm yes you will be hornswoggled yeah don't come back come back when you're 18. yeah yeah i was not prepared for that there you are he does not look happy i don't get it oh that looks suspicious but it's not it's all for the camp but it looks suspicious it looks suspicious oh it really looks suspicious but it isn't [Music] hello it looks more specific suspicious he's not gonna kill you max trust me neil red alert huh this is it he's snapped we gotta go but we don't close till by tesla's coils what wait who are you what have you done with nikki max what did you do to her is she dying she was with me the whole time as we ran around town need nature [Music] what we went too far what do you mean we this is all you yeah but i didn't want to drive him to murder i just wanted to show him that his entire philosophical outlook on life is flawed and that the fundamental beliefs and ideologies he holds so dearly are trivial so he'll start crying himself to sleep like the rest of us jesus i'm not a monster i don't know that's the equivalent of being a monster hi david yeah i'm suddenly regretting multiple recent choices oh this is your fault max get ready shut up this is fine as soon as we get back to camp we find gwen and he's not taking us back to camp oh [ __ ] ever tried to do is help you i keep trying to tell you about the joys of camping of being part of a team damn your fellow campers oh [ __ ] you never try you just push and push and push i don't know what to say anymore i've got nothing left you've left me no choice what's it gonna be because it's obviously not gonna be murder dude but what is he doing [Music] are you [ __ ] serious yep yep cancer he is [ __ ] serious max bastard your get away from the camp camping yeah i don't know what to tell you any more about how cool camping can be all i can do now is show you this guy david you are the king i got a 401k whatever that is i'm surprised you don't know what a 401k is honestly kid if we start now we can finish 1973. just kill us yeah yeah that's my opinion people recognize me [Music] that's cute all right that was camp camp episode 8 it was a pretty fun episode really fun episode actually i loved it uh that was probably one of the funniest episodes of the show really funny oh my god david you cannot make david break he has no limits he can just go on forever no matter how torturous it becomes gotta respect that man david you the man putting in that work oh my god guys the grind the camp camp grind we're almost through we made it two thirds of the way we got four more episodes to go oh boy oh baby a quadruple uh i i just saw the title for episode nine and i my immediate thought was uh what the [ __ ] is this because the title for episode 9 is literally david gets hard what the [ __ ] that just deserves kiddos friday monday we went base jumping for aaron's extreme sports camp tuesday we froze harrison alive for magic camp i can fix that wednesday was a double whammy for arts and performance do not move amazon and all of these hilarious props and gags are courtesy of thursday's visual comedy camp thursday's over scotty go back to your tent so gwen which camper are we focusing on to wrap up the week you uh oh no oh no come on coco is it gonna be it's nerf da da da oh dear nerfs camp what camp did nerf sign up for nerf didn't sign up for a camp his parents signed him up for behavioral correction camp yikes [ __ ] yeah scare me straight in all seriousness though if i don't see the fit of brazil so i'm contacting my parents damn don't be a [ __ ] you know what's bad when camp camp set to all oh tell them you touched me that was great tell us you touched me the actual [ __ ] is happening and arson right we knew this day would come i don't know if i can do this gwen camp is supposed to be about learning and having fun well we're gonna learn that little [ __ ] some manners david we are contractually obligated to yeah do it back in with my parents there you go tough enough that's what i'm talking about he is you found your guy oh that's fair you may not be tough enough to run a boot camp but i can teach you teach me oh yeah teach you how to be mean how to be hard how to keep kids like nerf out there from walking and now that makes sense david gets hard one camper at camp campbell worse than him and it's me what do you want double dessert no activities for a week and david's social security number done gwen shut up david that third one no you can't just back down the moment someone gets in your face idiot yeah you gotta stand up for yourself i can't do this alone which means you've got to pull yourself together gosh darn it you're right gwen today's don't say gosh darn it say god damn it okay maybe we don't phrase it like that oh no rule one no backing down look out world i'm hard and i'm coming whether he likes it or not nerf is gonna let me in wow that ruined it what the [ __ ] i'm hard for [ __ ] him that's the question does he want to help all right it's high time we whip you into shape uh sonny now i am confiscating that pocketknife jesus that was [ __ ] you're pathetic i'm getting blood on my boat i know guys come on david you need to get hard technique is going to work what if we just i don't know give them a hug those always make me feel better no hugs [ __ ] slap come on perspective on life tell me how do you feel about your co-counselor gwen well she's smart she helps me run activities no no you're being positive again glen's the [ __ ] worst snacks off reads garbage and has no idea what she's doing with her life basically wendy there's no time traveling doctor coming to save you gwen get your [ __ ] together i just want to have his british babies wow doctor who's not coming for you he's playing probably possibly but probably not jeez that's dark nerf i've got a bone to pick with you let him have it now this may sound harsh but gosh darn it i don't think you're very nice in fact i'd go as far to say you're mean okay let's dig a little deeper there idiot right i know that's probably hard to hear no and may have even been a little too far not at all but by golly it seems to me like you've never been very polite to anyone i just don't think you're aware of the impact your behavior is having on other campers but you know if you are aware of that then that is some good self-awareness wow okay now you're just complimenting me yeah you're just being you know i'm tough love approach potato you know my uncle believes in tough love turns out child protective services didn't though damn excuse me assuming i've always been bad it's pretty narrow-minded of you david never could know that maybe i'm just a product of a judgmental overprotective society uh i mean you chew one pop-tart in the shape of a gun and bam it's school suspension damn suddenly you're labeled a problem child you're not the other kids you're bad so they get sent to a place where other kids perpetuate the same negative mentality damn worse so that by the time you return to normal school life you actually are bad let's continue in this cycle of crime and punishment until all that's left is a little boy a little boy who only believes he can be what the world tells him he is a loser a lost cause a bully no jesus i am so sorry and now he's gonna punch me man he is way more [ __ ] up than i thought yeah he's pretty savage being tough isn't the same as being an [ __ ] you guys got to take this from a more psychological approach how would you know as a matter of fact i dual majored in psychology oh so you have two useless degrees well yeah yeah but psychology's a little less successful i mean a little more useful blah i can't talk you sure you don't want to get in on this whole nerf centric adventure today nah yeah i'm good we'll probably do something crazy next week dudes yeah next episode i'm just acting out for attention that being said i do think i need corrective lenses my mom just won't take me oh nerf fair enough man i think it's time we all had a little talk oh so we're doing the whole freudian thing now everyone wants to [ __ ] their own mom get over it be strong nerf we feel as though you have a relatively strong grasp on the events that have led to your negative behavior and we wanted to walk through them with you together in the hopes of finding a solution this isn't going to be easy but we think put the knife down but we think that this is the only way we're going to get to the root of your issues so nerf what do you say well i think it all started when i joined the ballet ballet [Music] and we don't get any of these awesome details and epic backstory on nerf and why he's the best character of the show he's certainly making a good case even though i'm still leaning towards gwen max and i just also yeah that that looks like not fun things um and yeah wow he reversed it around damn so really all these behavioral problems seem to be stemming from a vast variety of issues but what's truly important is that i don't allow society's labels to define who i am that choice belongs to me and me alone and i think i finally understand that i think so too nerf so what are you going to do now punch you in the face or stab you damn my dad no what she said i don't know to break this cycle what'd you expect i'm just a kid eat my farts fudge buttnut jesus good [ __ ] lord nerd and where do you keep getting all these knives he says what do we do and where does he keep getting knives for real that's my question do things my way with aggressive pacifism really i'll get the bandages yeah you shall not pass wait nerf stop no i'm done talking my emotions can only be expressed in this extended scene i don't want to talk or shout or any of that i just want to give you a hug come here little guy damn bitch-slapped his ass oh my gosh nerf i am so sorry are you okay well that really hurt jeez i can't believe i've been subjecting people to physical violence like this damn i feel kind of bad about my behavior what yeah i think i'm gonna go sit down on my tent and think about what i did today sorry everybody hmm huh yeah i guess you [ __ ] slapped it out yeah david good job good job but i didn't hey david thanks for everything no wait we need to talk about this this is not okay nah man i'm good i'm gonna tell everyone about how you helped me today goodbye friends you just saved the day man i guess it turns out at the end of the day sometimes you just gotta hit kids yeah what a lesson man this show is so [ __ ] you're officially welcome to grab your crutches synchronize your watches and pour us a main character named max and a main character named quinn if only david was named [Music] uh the best lesson i've ever learned from an episode of a cartoon sometimes you just gotta hit kids this show's so [ __ ] up that's what makes it funny sad reality but uh a reality nonetheless jesus christ oh my god this was a terrible idea to marathon this show it's just too much oh my god like like i'm it's not i need to digest it but at the same time i can't like spend five minutes talking about this and then jump into the next one it's just too much for my brain to handle so it's just like well let's continue on and then i do that so oh my god guys and that's exactly what i'm gonna keep doing because i i really just want to continue on and finish this uh i'm enjoying it so much but at the same time it's so weird it's so hard to explain oh my god so anyways um [Music] camp camp episode uh 10 mind freakers which i don't know what that'll that means i mean someone's gonna freak out and it's gonna be a mental thing i i don't even know um at least it's not it no title will ever beat david gets hard that's that's the best title of this show i 100 no doubt in my mind but anyways camp cap episode 10 mind freakers will commence in three two one and play [Music] what do we got so nikki was this your card oh my gosh how did you know the answer is simple it's magic of course it makes perfect sense it does love magic oh yeah hey space kid what's going on harrison is doing magic he's incredible magic come on space kid i expected better from you there's no such thing as magic yeah you say that neil here we go magic versus november nikki neal just doesn't want his mind freaked by my powers mind shirt harrison that's it it's certainly not because i believe in the fundamental laws of everything in existence which goes against even the slightest chance of magic even being possible then how do you explain this i've got money ears sleight of hand the quarter is up your sleeve and the movement of your hand covers up the coin coming out i guess that's one way to do it but that certainly doesn't end sir how these rings links together so effortlessly yeah neil explain that trick rings sold specifically for the purpose of that illusion they're on amazon for 12.95 damn get wrecked why didn't you do a real magic well he actually said that too that's the girl you want a real trick okay then neil i'll perform the greatest trick of all how about this abracadabra what amazing harrison come on neil let's get the [ __ ] oh max are you okay oh yeah jesus jesus what did you do to me oh you just got abraca owned max get oh man uh what's her name meredith was like better if it had happened to neil as i intended but you get the idea magic i do not feel okay whatever it wasn't that cool what's the matter new did i freak your mind please that was lame so i don't know how you did it big deal it's not like i'm gonna lose sleep over it you're gonna lose sleep i know let me guess you didn't get it you're awake yeah yeah yeah i was just thinking about that trick that harrison did yesterday not that i care about it but i'm this close to figuring it out and i just need to know what point did he surgically insert the handkerchief and rabbit into your stomach were you awake for it or did he put you under i i don't want to talk about it right right i mean no one wants to talk about it it's just a stupid trick after all but what irks me is that the math just isn't there you know look i don't know what happened i just i'm gonna go get some breakfast before this scars me for life poor guy max actually is freaked out legitimately oh i'm about to figure it out anyway you know even if i wanted to spend more time on it and even if you're losing your hair trying to figure it out because you're insane neil amazing do it again harrison well this isn't really how the trick is supposed to work i don't care this is awesome the milk goes right through it how that's kind of just like normal physics oh now you're confined by the laws of physics i thought it was magic oh neil magic only works for those who believe in it like my new apprentice sneaky for example yeah i believe cut me in half i'll be fine i'll be fine i'll be fine yeah you might not want to be yeah he said he would i wanted to learn avada kedavra but he said it was forbidden some serious ducks yeah i don't want to murder people look nikki you gotta get harrison to teach you how to do that trick but i thought you said it was dumb forget what i said i know he trusts you and it's gotta be something simple i'm missing okay neil i've got you fam i don't know what that means but thank you really you don't know what that means okay hey max oh hey neil can you believe that kid how does harrison have the goal to do something so hurtful you know yeah it's kind of shitty i feel like he doesn't even care how this affects me wow yeah you're not the one that's so selfish how could you be so soft you'll figure it out though just wait and see wow neil so how's your day going i um i'm gonna go sit in the shower for a while poor guys max neal i'm back sucks to be here great news did he teach you the trick did he reveal his secret masked magician style no but he did say that if i keep training i could get a cool top hat like his nice even more important to get him to teach you i know but nothing's more important than a cool top hat he also said something about it being easy to figure out if you're smart enough anyway excuse me it's okay neil i'm not smart enough either we can be stupid together neil is this now if he thinks it's so easy i guess we might as well try it you want to learn magic nicky well consider yourself my apprentice now i don't know neil there's still so much i need to learn i gotta reach level four and i haven't even been sorted into a house yet wow this is not harry potter just chill i feel all tingly nice focus we're gonna do this trick and we're gonna do it with science um science okay oh overreaction bristol okay just like that aaron's bed report cards disappeared very nice right on harrison i was just gonna throw him away but that was way cooler it is ladies and gentlemen your attention please prepare to be dazzled by the magic of science what do you think you're doing oh nothing just proving that any idiot with half a brain can do that trick you pulled off yesterday wait uh are you calling yourself an idiot deal shut up space kid yeah calm down yeah okay harrison has been lying to you huh he would have you believe that things like magic really do exist but we know that's not true magic goes against the very laws of nature everything can be explained by science even his tricks so to prove him wrong i am going to recreate his magic trick neal don't do this you are not properly trained in the ways of magic you shut your [ __ ] mouth harrison jesus calm down he has to keep order in this chaotic uncertain world you say that right after you say shut up your [ __ ] mouth like for real even the science you might murder someone dude you might murder someone and the trick i would ask my assistant to please open her mouth you got it boss now look and be amazed as i reveal the truth using my scientific equation which shows there is only one way something like this is physically possible [Music] wow oh my god science has gone too far i know right what are you doing you're gonna kill her stop him for real someone get on the stage has been freaked too hard yes it has they're just chilling watching too just put a happy little tree right here there that looks nice that'll be our little secret this is so relaxing i feel like we were supposed to be doing something no and remember if you're painting along with us at home so it's like asmr because i know rooster team had some tape i'm going to kill her the only thing i'm killing is your focus focused [ __ ] harrison here comes the rabbit nicki oh god oh this is not even funny well how do you feel huh to be honest i feel pretty good and now she's dying do we do what do we do i can't do the heimlich i'm not certified i can help her i know a spell no no magic we're going to save her with science as soon as i figure out how there's no time we have to use the spell but it is powered by belief new it's like a spirit bomb yeah it's like a spirit bomb yeah give him the power to magic bomb her max what do i do i think i'm going to be sick well even max can't help you now neil just believe just believe yes i believe i believe in magic just do it and that ladies and gentlemen is the greatest trick of all getting a cynical close-minded [ __ ] to believe in man and she's re-insisting then i keep telling you neil it's magic silly boop [Applause] you got norrid [ __ ] you harrison [ __ ] you neal [Music] good [ __ ] that was episode 10 at camp camp and it was awesome and i don't know if you noticed a pattern but a lot of camp camp is [ __ ] awesome and i'm sick of wearing this hat now so i'm going to take it off for the last two episodes you know my hair doesn't look that bad i guess so you know we can deal we can deal oh my god so good oh that was so funny oh man the whole belief thing pretty pretty savage and oh that that was that was a little too much that reminded me a little too much of an episode of mlp but and it's funny because that episode of mlp is is j universally considered like one of the worst episodes of mlp but that's what that reminded me of a lot was an episode of mlp like there was the like a lot of the parts of it were so similar and i'm sure you guys if you guys have seen mlp you know which one it's a season one episode i won't say exactly which one you guys will probably know um those of you who have seen mlp of course but yeah that's crazy like that episode felt way too similar to an episode of mlp like the craze like that like too similar um but yeah awesome stuff that was one of the best episodes of camp kept that was freaking amazing that was so funny harrison you're the man magic you're the magic you're the magic man quite literally episode 11 of camp camp is called campari uh that's interesting i suppose all right so uh camp camp episode 11 camperee i i have no idea we'll commence in three two one and play coffee black now damn huh you're bossy what the hell is going on we're in line for breakfast oh [ __ ] is anyone serving breakfast doesn't seem so and no one thought to question anything look man i'm a sheep i don't ask questions [Music] good morning children who's that oh got two thumbs diplomatic immunity and is here to host the annual lake lighting you got diplomatic immunity this guy so yeah the the the yeah the other the other two camps away a place damn you and i can stay where we can go to laugh which will be submitted by the participating sorry guys things you little rascals will be okay skipped a little too far ahead there lake lilac campari is today and that means you little rascals will be competing in a series of 15 events which will be submitted by the participating summer camps the first five will be brought to us by flower scout troop 789 nice the next five submitted by our neighbors the wood scouts and the last five presented by my very own camp campbell campers nice david what the hell no one told us about this we've literally been telling you about it every day for weeks yes we never listen to you guys put up flyers or something so like you wouldn't listen great question little sally sasha the troop with the highest score at the end of the day will go home with the coveted campari trophy a year supply of s'mores and have their picture featured on the front page of the sleepy peak times metropolitan section well okay i care about that [ __ ] you want to throw this whole thing in rose dance with a magnifying glass that's what i like about you neil you get me nice excuse me mr campbell might i suggest we raise the stakes pointman what'd you have in mind sport if troop 818 wins this year's camperee camp kimball will surrender its grounds and campers to the wood scouts well that is and what also i got a phone call so i'll cut out here that was a really short cut i might end up forgetting to even cut that if i do i'm sorry but yeah let's actually jump back into this i'll go back a couple seconds i he was uh the wood scout guy was challenging that if they win that everyone they get all the grounds at camp they said kimball would campbell and they would join uh everyone would join the wood scouts and what if we win sir you can't possibly we hand over all earnings from our yearly popcorn sale damn it teddy you know i got a crippling gambling addiction so of course we accept what let's campaign well you gotta win now or the flower scouts can win end up with the wood scouts at the end of the day so i need you all to work together you can sabotage them but the flower scouts win everyone's fine how bad can their challenge be um excuse me the flower scouts first challenge will be attached to posture and proper walking farm precious we'll start with the beginners course as a show of good faith [Music] and she is the one that could do it and she barely nice yeah thumbs up man eight five and nine excuse me excuse me they even have books on their head wow perfect tens and that's the end of round one well it's not like they can win every other challenge jesus flower spout scouts just kicking ass round five let's pick up the pace campers i want me some popcorn money and i want to see you all in wood scout uniform of course you do david i think i speak for all of us when i say i don't want to become some fascist militant peon he does not speak for all of us i'm telling you if you just work together and really start trusting one another you can accomplish anything yeah it's [ __ ] exactly banks can't save you now campbell campers now begins the wood scouts march to glory all right maneuvering the treacherous waters of the wilderness is an integral part of survival therefore your first challenge is to row out to spooky island and back oh that's a great cardio and low impact do we have first they love it i can do it let me get out the boats go wow stop stop wow okay no wait wait wait wait okay no way wow pathetic it's not like they can win every other wow wow just stop you never say that uh nothing to worry about we just you know gotta believe in ourselves you just gotta make sure the flower scouts win they're only down by once you work for the wood scouts the only man you'll have to deal with in your life is me oh god oh god oh why is he at ass are winning levels [ __ ] trophy there you go how the hell do we do that by overcoming our differences and working by making shut up [ __ ] competition that only you know who us [ __ ] can do we're all terrible at it but we've got something they don't subpar indoor plumbing we've got the most bizarre collection of campers with niche talents and ridiculously specific skill sets yeah exactly what i was saying and subpar indoor plumbing that's twice the potatoes ill uh what is this round 11 create a stable batch of nitroglycerin wait what start sciencing um okay it's just like baking ladies oh thanks so much for a table oxygen no petrol wait wait and you failed too and perfect oh [ __ ] round 12 illusion sorry i thought i heard something well they're coming back cycle repair well that is random but i mean one ring of power wow i don't even know what to say to that one cross species communication what but that's impossible she's gonna do it because it's a wolf and she loves wolves oh my god what the hell even the wood scouts are like what the [Music] [ __ ] nice 100 xp for everyone well i think we all victory is my lesson today don't ever work together yeah no yeah things really seem to turn around when we each just did our own thing yeah guys that's a really narrow-minded way of looking at this david no one cares no one gives a single [ __ ] great work deal with it thanks to you i made fifty dollars really well back to thailand wow i should have expected that but wow i don't get it you guys are doing fine wow so he actually became the pr that's why a diplomatic community okay that actually makes sense how did i not think of that and yes gwen i hate this place too and the episode's not over apparently and i need to plug in my who cares oh [ __ ] and i just don't get it i love silly camera what changed the people that's it him the sparrow oh i guess we'll find out in the season possibly series finale [Music] all right then well damn we are actually about to jump into the final episode of camp camp oh my god what a what a grind this has been and this starts straight off with the episode and it's 14 minutes long so it's still the longest episode despite not having any of that extra crap at the beginning that i was skipping oh my god guys okay okay my back is shot but we got one more episode i got this i got this we got this you got this you're probably chilling laying down chilling got your phone got your tablet got your computer and you're just chilling relaxing you got your coke you got your chips you got your popcorn you got whatever you got and i am trying to not lose my back so yeah order of the sparrow is the order of the sparrow is the name of episode 12 so i guess it's like a kind of secret society thing that they would do with the campers i don't know hard to really tell but it was built up at the end of the la of that eleven so i guess this will be interesting i guess we'll find out so yeah you know what let's see how the camp camp ends or at least season one i don't know if they'll ever get a season two i might get a better idea depending on how this ends but uh if i had to guess i'm leaning towards yes this is a pretty [ __ ] funny show and a lot of people like it so camp camp episode 12 the order of the sparrow will commence in three two one and play what do we got a bunch of sleepy people early in the morning how are we up this early camp campbell campers okay that's legendary it's camp camp indeed i am sure you must be wondering who we are but have no fear we know who you are what the [ __ ] are you doing yeah for real i'm not david though if he were here he would tell you to mind your language damn chief squatting bear squatting bear oh that's awesome wow space kid you roll gwen why is david dressed like a turkey because he's [ __ ] david nicki you're here long enough to figure that out yes love you guys and i'm not a turkey i'm an indian chief like max what no like the cherokees you know wow that is racist it's pretty [ __ ] racist damn silence we represent the order of the sparrow a secret society that gets them to honor the most worthy of campers so then what are you doing here yeah look guys the order's been around since i was a camper it's a huge honor and it's really cool i'll believe that when i see it oh you will max because today you will all be given the chance to prove your worth do we have to yes no but second you say no it's mandatory yes you're learning some of you who are accepted into the order will receive the ultimate prize huh there's a prize what is it tell us now turkey man yeah wait what price all will be revealed at the setting of the sun sister gwen wow shall we begin well this is stupid seriously do good every day love thy nature instead of love thy neighbor like a superhero i could be the heroes this camp deserves i can be nice i'm the nicest wild dog because you all have until sundown to convince me david you know me you know i love nature you know if i thought i would have babies with nature you would get my prizes calm down nikki but may i help you up david nice that was a very kind gesture i know so can my prize be cigarettes wow you sure this will work uh no yes no it might work but it probably won't it is the season finale though so you never know wow oh neris you clumsy fool never fear i shall save you out of the kindness of my cold heart wow causing problems to fix them another thing that reminds me of mlp it's kind of weird how much this show is reminding me of mlp really really weird david please allow me to assist you visit consumption of your sandvich oh god that's disgusting i'll chewed up for you um here comes the zeppelin wow you are too german man in like 1940s german which is not the best type of german this type of german is like right now in german like what i've done with the place bernie's amazing what did you do to the camp i claimed it the floors were covered in dirt that is creepy it's literally yep i really did some good today so for my prize i was thinking of a broadway deal preston now please but i'm on it wow go gwen you're oh oh space kid i wow oh it was meredith okay i was like whose voice was that cover boots now david witness me witness my love for nature uh you [ __ ] this doesn't count david i love you they don't actually care what do you mean of course they do look at them no they're just doing all of this because they think they'll get something awesome a little motivation never hurt anyone until they find out there is no prize of course there's a prize it's a great prize money no a new pony a motorcycle an electron microscope no it's better than all of that it's symbolic and beautiful is it a job well done because that's a [ __ ] cop-out david it's a bonfire what what oh wow you were on two tires a bonfire and they're all [ __ ] done highest honor the fire is lit with a flaming arrow signifying wait we don't actually get anything i mean of course you do everyone gets their own sash like this but it's so ugly well savage is this seriously it yeah david even gwen's like damn that's the best you guys i'm telling you this is amazing the big fire there's music a ceremony oh and the passing of the staff you know what's going to happen david's going to get depressed and all of camp camp's going to do it for him that's totally what's going to happen jesus well this is a train wreck i know right no wait i'll show you let me just get it lit and it's rained [ __ ] wow again cats and dogs let it go damn i can still light it you'll see poor guy if i frenched a platypus for this come on kids i feel bad for him guys wait i've almost got it i'm sure i wish i could give you a hug jeez you were right this is amazing if i could just show you do you really think a big campfire and some outdated honestly kind of racist tradition is going to make anyone care about anything damn no one gives a [ __ ] david damn nobody wants to be here you might actually have broken world where him great the universe doesn't work that way idiot just look around it's what i've been trying to show you since day one life sucks and we live in a world of desensitized apathetic [ __ ] pretty much why don't you just get with the program and stop giving [ __ ] damn you're right what times have changed whether i like it or not damn the campers don't care when doesn't care damn i'm the founder of this place has better things to do [ __ ] that's why i'll never stop trying huh because somebody [ __ ] has to holy [ __ ] damn i don't quite have chills but i'm close david go back to your tent max i'll just catch a cold [ __ ] no give me a break jesus that was an abrupt cut off but i guess that's because he passed out yeah i called that [ __ ] why why are you always late you all look perfect and it's all thanks to your guidance david is he he's dreaming oh no he's dreaming ah david i am the spirit of the order of the sparrow of course thank you for showing the children the joy of camping nature and life of course hey i'm your real father oh thank you yeah you're dreaming it's all just so incredible i feel like i'm dreaming you wish you were because you are idiot yeah what yeah get wrecked david is it gwen can you hear me oh gwen wake up buttercup nicky no more arrows you can't control me white devil [Music] it's close stop is indians just like you said the designs that they're rhymes do you love them but sure why not why all right i fixed it everybody hurry up and oh [ __ ] he's awake max did you not look too deeply into this don't for real suck this world sucks we're yeah fair enough or shoot up the camp i don't know it was a possibility yeah thank you whatever just take your stupid stick that's broken stick lucky i know damn you know it is kind of nice just a little bit there's a place i know that's tucked away okay no and i can stay yo we can go to laugh and play that's actually and have adventures every [Music] hey max how'd you start a fire with wet wood anyway i'm not an idiot david i used gasoline wait what nice now that's a real time [Music] that's cool that's actually pretty legit somebody gotta keep the fire burning upgraded while these haters stuck in prior versions outpacing all their highest earnest get the paper [Music] okay now we're getting into voices that were that were really minor but yeah he's so lame why are you acting all nice like that you're talking all white like that he ain't even from the streets how we write like that nice [ __ ] i've been on my grind they excited for my new [ __ ] and if they try denying it they lying like they lucious it's tough to keep the flame alive when you middle age bill's got you working overtime just to get them paid that's true [ __ ] getting limit breaks now i got a job that i hate cause they limit breaks damn somebody said i'm too traditional because i buy you vinyl records over digital i never do what others do individuals showing change colors every time i'm in your visual that's legit [ __ ] man that's pretty good the camp camp song song i didn't realize that's what it's called that's the camera get rap oh my what them that's [Music] all the outro themes yeah that's that's that's that's great keeper of the flame good [ __ ] had to let the uh the miniaturized credits because these are ripped off these are the youtube versions of the rooster teeth potatoes so uh good ass [ __ ] that that was camp camp ladies and gentlemen that was camp camp and i have to say it was a very fun time i don't know to what extent i really like this show it had its problems it had its brilliance as well and overall i think it was a cool ass experience and i enjoyed watching it quite a bit but it was what it was i'm really glad i watched it uh i probably would have been a lot better off if i didn't watch it all at once because jesus christ this show is a [ __ ] a [ __ ] [ __ ] stack when you watch it back to back to back to back to back in marathon because even the cut between episodes one through six seven through twelve that was only like a few minutes like oh my god it's a lot of [ __ ] but that that ending was sweet as hell it was awesome that ending felt like i if this show is done um i'm cool with that like that was such a cool ending and this is a type of show that you wouldn't want to go on that long you know and it was a fun little ride and i really enjoyed it camp camp was [ __ ] sweet and i'm really happy i watched it i hope you guys enjoyed the 40k sub special i know it was kind of a minor one it was kind of just a whatever one i know code geass is the real big one here but i don't want camp camp to uh i really wanted to do this i thought it was a fun series and like i'd recommend a lot of people to watch it mainly because how short it is but it was a fun it was a fun fun show so anyways peace

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Published: Sun May 09 2021