Black White and the Greys (2023) | Full Movie

foreign [Music] what system you lived here just as long as I have when something needs to be done just do it fine I will oh you're lazy I'm lazy is that what you just said yeah I just said I just spent a [ __ ] week doing your taxes and I'm lazy I do the yard work I cook for you and Millie all the time and don't get me wrong I actually like doing that yeah well I clean up the kitchen after you get a story oh my God you see these these counters you're leaning on in these Colonial Oak Hardwoods you're standing on who put all this [ __ ] in a year ago you can't do something big once and think that just magically exactly I just built you in the [ __ ] sun room in January that you turned into a gym do you even hear yourself at the time I wish I could put a [ __ ] tape recorder on you you know how when you're like 22 Jordy and you post some [ __ ] on Facebook and then you look back on it like a Facebook memory and you're so [ __ ] embarrassed that would be you except for each week I would be like hey Jordy um look at this memory from Tuesday be [ __ ] embarrassed me you know what you're in my Facebook memory from age 27. I look at you and I wonder what was I thinking you're so [ __ ] mean well so are you Caleb how am I mean to you [Music] how am I mean to you what do I do that's so mean to you it's what you don't do what do you want to have happen huh I'm sleeping on a couch upstairs I'm not going to the gym I'm not going to see my family I'm not going to see my friends because all that scares you what in your perfect world do you want to have happen I want you to leave I want you to leave me and Millie here and I want you to leave no I'm not going to do that I don't love you anymore [Music] oh my gosh oh my gosh it's been stones oh Kobe I got buckets [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] [Applause] I'm getting tired [Music] from the storms [Music] oh where I'm going [Music] out alone [Music] oh my God yeah for your birthday and I'm happy now [Music] they're coming to get you Barbara that's scary [Music] so anyway we open up on this guy all right he's in the middle of the woods he's got blood rushing from his head and he wakes up and he literally has no idea who he is or how he got there and neither do we but we slowly slowly start to fall in love with this guy because of all he has to endure here's the kicker this guy was a bad dude like a really really really bad dude like a low-level mobster like Hitman killer guy but he doesn't have any memory of being that guy he just wants to live his life you know and start new and just exist is he even really a bad guy if he doesn't ever doing this he doesn't have any memory of being this guy so like is he bad right you get it I love it oh [ __ ] yeah thumbs up from Jordy game over that's all I needed I know right I could show it to Ryan you would show it to your movie star high school sweetheart my high school sweetheart but I haven't even written anything you're gonna show it to Ryan yeah he owes me yeah I don't think I want to know that story there is no story you should read it I'm not even a writer I just talk [ __ ] with you it's true but you weren't a camera operator until you picked up a camera you weren't a dad until he had Millie and according to you I'm doing a pretty shitty job at that most of the time oh the part of the time oh only part yeah what a relief thank you foreign she asked me where babies came from the other day what did she say I told her it was a stork yeah I told her mommy [ __ ] a store this guy on here just won a million dollars I think Millie could have beat him this course is a cakewalk awesome do you know what that expression means word expression Cakewalk no but I'm sure you do and you're gonna tell me Cakewalk was a dance performed by slaves on a plantation to entertain guests wow I didn't know we were going there tonight so these terms offend you I mean they don't make me feel good sweetie why don't you make a list so I know what not to say from now on okay well oh she's gonna do it yeah I mean you asked I'm ready I'm gonna get my notepad here okay okay Soul down river grandfathered in Manny the booth the Augusta Masters oh no no see I believe no I know I know I'm just telling you they require their caddies to be black into the early 80s yeah that's pretty [ __ ] up it is um the term blacklisted I honestly I can go on but no I won't phrases like this they just become part of our everyday binocular don't even think about where they come from [Music] oh man 2020 first match in the books Feldman won great nothing yeah if that's any indication on how the shear is going to go you might want to find a new opponent that is nonsense it's going to be your year bro it's gonna be our year I can feel it you think so I know so and you know what I've been thinking about what we should sign up for that mixed doubles tournament you and me yeah I could paint my nails I could wear a wig and I could identify as female yeah I'm sure my neighbors would love this idea they will love it you know you'd have to shave your beard that is not going to happen Caleb but you would look great in a wig who is that oh that's Dana hello Dana yeah she just moved in the neighborhood divorce attorney from New York is she single you're [ __ ] married dude I'm just making conversation and observing a beautiful woman walking by I'm sure Rachel I'm sure Rachel would love this conversation we're having pretty sure she's smiling at me [Music] absolutely well as far as I know it isn't illegal to have anyone in your home regardless of their race while an agent is showing your property yes ma'am I I get it I completely get it yes yes definitely I'll put you in touch with them hey you want to go get a drink it's 10 o'clock in the morning come on we'll go to Taco Mac Bloody Mary's on me we should drink until we throw up uh I wish man we're building Millie a shisha today what the [ __ ] is a she shed you don't know what a she shed is I don't know what a she-shed is you're building a dollhouse yeah dollhouse building son of a bet you according to my reading my research um it's the young female equivalent of a man cave sounds pretty fantastic I think I'd like a she shed yeah do you want help you want to help me build my daughter or she should no I don't want to help you okay I knew you were [ __ ] with me I don't know why I bet but I know you're gonna build the best she-shad ever and I'm very proud of you I appreciate I need that moral support I'm here for you buddy [Music] [Music] what's up oh my God I mean I was uh outside playing with my son and I just saw an alert from when I called you know you get um quick quick voicemails of people close to him are are in absolute shock right now and it's you know it's I can't even process it I'm it's shocking that Toby Brian is gone I haven't seen you cry in years since Amelia was born are you kidding tabs no Wilson died grandfather died and didn't cry you cried when Prince died Jordy I didn't give you a hard time about that I'm sad he was one of my heroes and he's dead now if you're always a rapist are you asking me that or telling me that because if you're asking me my response is I have no [ __ ] clue if Kobe Bryant was a rapist or not I know he cheated on his wife when he was a 22 year old kid she knows that he admits that but she stuck by him for the last 17 years so that actually means something to me I also know that he spent the rest of his life trying to be the best father he could be the best athlete he could be the best man he could be I mean if I knew with absolute certainty that he raped someone then I probably would not have become a Kobe Bryant fan but I don't know that and neither do you well as a lawyer from the evidence that I read he raped that woman yeah well you weren't there Jordy it's not even about him it's about his family and his little girl and his fan base in the city of La I mean it's a [ __ ] tragedy I can't believe that we're even having this conversation right now I'm just I'm trying to understand okay Wilson died my dog since I was 22 at Northwestern he used to fall asleep in your lap every single night you just had one tear when he died and then my grandfather died Big Jack your favorite person on the planet your words not mine you didn't cry you didn't even cry at his funeral you you I never saw you cry I'm gonna go sleep on the couch foreign there's no way that I can get behind the idea that one guy ate a bat at a Fresh Market in China and that triggered a disease that killed thousands of people cratered this country's economy and pretty much left the whole world in shambles now if you told me that this was done through uh man-made no through gain of function research at that Wuhan lab that's something I can get behind where's this Theory coming from instincts bro instincts those same instincts that wouldn't allow you to go to Yellowstone with us because there's a giant volcano under the Earth's surface out there that's just waiting to explode yep those same instincts did have you convinced that Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a look-alike [ __ ] hey right some might call those conspiracies Mike some can go [ __ ] themselves Caleb what about ghosts aliens all real it's so [ __ ] funny why the [ __ ] are you wearing a mask oh Jesus when it's just the two of us Jordy wants me to wear it man I'm sorry I'm trying to be respectful well it's [ __ ] adorable I'll give you that much but it doesn't do [ __ ] I hate to break it to you I'm gonna I'm gonna throw this one out there for you I want you to listen to me I want you to follow along I'm going to paint a picture for you I'm wearing a mask just like you and one day I gotta I gotta go shopping so I I decided to go to Trader Joe's or or perhaps I go to Kroger and you're there and you're there too Caleb and you got the Rona I'm there and I'm there too and I've Got The Rona you're making fun of me Caleb just follow me here for me so I'm not the Rona in this scenario not you the figurative you follow me you're in the store you're perusing the aisles and you're touching the fruit and then I come along and I touch the same piece of fruit and I touch my mask and boom I'm breathing in their own Michaela perhaps you have the Rona now what do you some kind of doctor I'm a [ __ ] dentist what's the difference five years of school something like that something like that something like that Comfort mask that's what we call them those those things that you're wearing there we call them Comfort masks and do you know why we call them Comfort masks no I don't it's because they make people feel comfortable when they see other people wearing them they make people feel comfortable when they're wearing them themselves but that's about it it's the truth truth hurts what about spreading it though like if I want to go see my mom yeah of course go see your parents just don't sneeze in your dad's face or spit your mom's mouth you do that yeah it's weird it's unhealthy and I'm wearing this mess Jordy wants me to wear it man so just deal with it it's cute [Music] porch lights in summer foreign [Music] what if there was a statue of Hitler hanging in Germany hanging from what a noose that would be I'd be fine with that if it was outstanding in Germany you're not gonna like my answer but I would be I'd be okay with it wow you're [ __ ] drunk ass their history it's not pretty I mean a lot of history is not pretty well you know what that man represents I do know what he represents and it's awful then why would you be okay with it I shouldn't have said I would be okay with it I would just I would learn to live with it I just think that's a slippery slope hmm do tell do tell yeah still gonna take a shot no you cannot okay uh here we go so you're you're your grandfather fought in Vietnam and he did some pretty [ __ ] up [ __ ] over there now I loved your grandfather I think I've told you many times he's one of the most interesting like coolest humans I've ever met in my life but I'm willing to bet that there's some Vietnamese folks out there that would beg to differ so what if they showed up at our door right now and they said hey Jordy um I want to take Big Jack's purple heart and throw in the trash I want you to take his albums and rip him up would you do that I don't know well your grandfather fought for his country and some men including him did not have a choice in the matter they just did the best they could in a very nasty and complicated chapter in history now whether or not they were on the right side of History I don't know I think that's for God to decide you don't even believe in God [Music] you you told me so on our first date you you thought that God was like Santa Claus oh my God your brain fascinates me of all the things that you remember from our first date that's what you remember the fact that I don't believe in God yeah because it almost cost you from getting a second date and remind me what we did on our third day we went to church with me and my parents and probably a thousand more times since then okay we can save the god conversation for another day thank you so much I really appreciate that you're so welcome I want to make love to both of you hmm I wish that I had two dicks and I would gently [ __ ] you both I wish I had zero vaginas [ __ ] Hitler statue bro who the [ __ ] are you man I hate both of you right now just go back to bed please [Music] just hit 50 000. worldwide no in the U.S they're predicting that nearly 80 percent of us are going to get it at some point well if that's the case I would just assume go ahead and get it well if you get it you're not sleeping here oh yeah where am I going to sleep figure it out Jesus so uh who's who's predicting all this scientists seems like these statistics are changing every day yeah they're increasing every single day no I mean the facts what they know about all this is is changing every day well it's serious I noticed I wish you took this more seriously I do take it seriously I just said I'm just trying not to get worked up about something until I know all the facts that used to be a quality of mine that you actually appreciated so it's not a fact that 50 000 people have died in this country I don't know what what do you mean you don't know I don't know that I don't know that Jordy I don't know I know that hospitals are being bribed to list deaths as Cova deaths twelve thousand dollars ahead to be exact and that's coming straight from your best friend who happens to work at one of the most prominent hospitals in the city is she lying to us I also know that if you get hit by a bus or you fall off a cliff or you get gunned down on the street and you got coveted in your system they're marking that as a Cove of death too so you think the whole world isn't on some conspiracy I the media is very powerful okay and these stories they attract viewers and viewers bring in money now I'm not the wizard I don't know what goes on behind the curtain but I would suspect that a lot of this a lot of this has to do with money and some form or another because everything else in this world does you don't even watch the news I do I do watch the news I just don't watch it on a Loop 12 hours a day like you don't watch it 12 hours a day yeah honestly it's probably more honestly I don't really know how you would know that because you drink wine until three o'clock in the morning and then you sleep I have a [ __ ] job right now because of all this [ __ ] so now this is all [ __ ] oh my God there's nothing I can say that's right nothing I'm gonna say is gonna change your mind about anything I figured that out a few weeks into dating you oh my God I did not want to argue with you today I always [ __ ] say that that you don't want to argue but you know sometimes arguing is is healthy it's necessary it's messy it's uncomfortable but tough conversations have to be had if there's ever going to be any understanding or growth or change there are thousands of people dying of this virus all around the world and you just pretend that everything is fine that everything is the same that nothing is happening but I'm really scared and you just don't seem to care you spelled her refrigerator look at you how come there's a D in the wood fridge but not in the wood refrigerator that's a very good question that's a really good question I'm gonna go back to school real soon sometimes I see you guys talking and you seem really sad when other people come around you seem happy but when they leave you get sad again well I guess I like that [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] social distance yourself okay air hugs I guess is that new what oh yeah yeah I got a range what didn't you just get Leo BMW for her birthday oh cause you keep its ABS on me you are so bougie now I cannot take it I mean if you've got it you gotta flaunt it oh is that what they teach you at Morehouse oh okay okay big sis got you somebody micro okay come on I got champagne to celebrate pardon the Solo cups classy as always cheers to the promotion you know I was just glad I was able to make it over here you talked to Mom and Dad lately let's look at Mom's daily Bible verse voicemails every morning she's just trying to spread the good word uh yeah she's trying to get us to move back to Chicago but I told him they need to move down here they're not going to uproot at their age if it offered to help a bigger place downstairs bedroom we can both help if the time comes you don't have to always Vie for child of the Year award well you set the bar pretty high didn't you like you that it was a mistake when I left Chicago and thought it was a mistake that I married Caleb what's going on Things Are just weird right now between me and Caleb you're not thinking about the d word are you no no um we're gonna be fine I mean every marriage has its ups and downs right yeah look I'm just lucky to have Leah you know who was spell house marriage would last this long Leah and I are taking the kids to bahamar next week we got our own celebration planned I feel comfortable traveling right now yeah yeah I mean we're taking the necessary precautions praying for the best oh praying for the best you're just willing to take a gamble like that come on you take a Gamble any day you hop on the freeway life's again I'm more afraid of dying in a fiery plane crash I mean with your family there are so many issues with this if anything goes I'm a grown man all right I can make decisions for myself and my family thank you how's Evan doing I don't really want to talk about my brother want to play Truth or Dare with you I mean we can't really go anywhere so our dares are kind of limited I can get creative [Music] [ __ ] I'm ready truth or truth the most effort ever happened to you I [ __ ] my pants at a Radiohead concert yes that's a true story I'm in the back seat with my date whose name you just conveniently don't remember it's not convenient I I blocked it out of my memory because Mike's driving and I'm in the back seat with her yeah and uh she proceeded to try to take a nap in my lap no no no no no no no no no no no yeah so that lasts about a half second she shoots up and she's just like staring out the window wait is that why Michael's used SpongeBob that's definitely why all right I dare you to go into that bathroom turn the lights down low stare in the mirror and say Candyman five times no I'm not doing that are you out of your goddamn mind to DARE no no no no no all right well then I win okay oh I don't know I was like 22 or something like that and I like threw up all over myself while we were making out which was extremely gross very embarrassing I think you did that on New Year's Day why was there a mustard back in your nightstand I like to keep condoms and condiments in the same place apparently you're ridiculous yeah that experience alone makes me never ever never ever want to travel again and I look back and there are all these people in the elliptical behind me just staring at me and it looked like this man was on the elliptical just staring at Bradley Cooper's face for the last 10 minutes my motivation to look like Bradley Cooper yeah yeah [Music] no she traveled more well we can't now because of Covenant why don't you ever wipe your face when you're eating buffalo wings my dad he told me to always order chicken wings for dinner and then not wash my face well after the meal all right if that makes sense he said that if a guy had a promise Jeremy with sauce on my face for 40 minutes that he wasn't worth keeping around for the next 40 years foreign [Music] I must be a keeper [Music] so you're not gonna go with me I really don't feel comfortable with that it really upsets me Jordy remember when me too happened and you said you couldn't fully get behind it you said it was because it was changing every single day it was gradually morphing into something that was unpredictable and you don't want to get on board because every morning you'd wake up and it would be something different the next day this is different no I don't see how this is different you know I go to sleep tonight and I say I'm all in and then I wake up and this group I'm attaching myself to says [ __ ] the police or uh even worse in my opinion dismantle the police altogether I think that's [ __ ] Insanity I do not want to be a part of that I'm a black woman and you're married to me and you supposedly love me in this cause I don't know you Jordy black lives matter do you not agree with that oh do you know of course of course I agree with that why would you go March because I'm just trying to figure out which black lives matter Jordy because it's not the black cops you know no one seems to give a [ __ ] about them anymore even though they're out there risking their lives every night to protect us it's not it's not the black babies whose moms are getting infected with covet every time they're out there protesting it's not our black conservative friends people like your brother you know they're told to shut the [ __ ] up if they know what's best for them I'm just I'm [ __ ] exhausted man I'm trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do or believe or be offended and outraged by next and it's [ __ ] exhausting I love you all right I love you I love our daughter and if I have to post a black Square on my Instagram page to like prove to our black friends how much I have their back then I think I've been doing something wrong the last 37 years I want you to go March I want you to march with me if you want me to do that I'll do it if you want me to go rub shoulders with a thousand strangers and March with you then I'll do that but I don't want to take our daughter I think she's too young to process something like this okay okay registering a Friday Florida coming out a bike and with protests showing no signs of slowing several cities now opening three I only turn that off listen to some music or something we'll watch this what if we change up your program in a little bit maybe you could play a game with me and your daughter there it's off it's not like when I turn this off this all just magically goes away this is our reality it doesn't have to be what if we just went away for a little while you know went and got an Airbnb in the mountains or something or hell I don't care let's go stay on a farm you think the Amish are concerned with the coronavirus no I don't because they aren't informed do you think a squirrel is worried about running into the middle of the road and getting its skull crushed by an 18-wheeler it's pretty graphic no because they have no concept of the danger that's out there waiting for it until it's too late and it's dead but if that same squirrel like watched the news all day it would be okay look I'm going to take Millie just see my parents this weekend I know they really want to see her and we can um have it be socially distanced you know we can wear masks and all that no you just said no why no do I really have to give you an explanation yeah you do actually considering we brought a child into this world together and as far as I know we still have equal say into what she does when did your parents become all lives matter people no listen I I posted something about the protests and your mom commented hashtag all lives matter I'm sure she did not mean anything by it and honestly at what point did the term all lives matter become a negative phrase anyway I mean it's like the powers that be just wake up one day and decide what's PC and what's not anymore I am not saying that your mom is a bad person oh thank God she'll be sober what I am saying is that that comment is very problematic why why do you disagree with the term that all lives matter yeah of course all lives matter Caleb but right now that's not really what we're talking about one year old mother who I'm surprised can even use a computer we're talking about posting something that you agree with and you have a problem with it you just don't get it it goes against everything that's happening right now everything that I believe in do people do they barge into cancer Wards screaming other diseases matter too shorty my mother loves you she worships Millie I I mean I know for a fact that she actually likes both of you a hell of a lot more than she likes me what do you see when you look at me a white man is that what you see you are a white man so that's what you see because I don't see that when I look at you I just see my wife my beautiful brilliant stubborn as [ __ ] sometimes wife simple as that you're not colorblind Caleb you might think that you are you're wrong about this you're wrong I can't prove it but when it comes to me and you you're wrong there's nothing wrong with seeing color people they're obviously more than the race but if you can't see race you can't see racism don't even know what we're talking about right now that's fine all of that is fine I'm just trying to say I want our daughter to go see her grandparents no you're going to deprive our daughter of seeing her grandparents if anything I am protecting her Jesus Christ you're so [ __ ] ridiculous sometimes I'm trying to raise a daughter who is proud to be half black Caleb you know what I think I think that up until recently our daughter had no concept of black and white she had no concept of racism a Prejudice of anything of the sort now I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing and I'm probably naive to think that that can last forever but I do Wonder what a world looks like if we all just shut the [ __ ] up about it for five minutes and just let the past be the past and just let her be a little girl I wish we could all just love each other I wish the world wasn't so ugly I do but we were talking about centuries of hate learned hate I can't I can't just forget about the past because I'm painfully reminded of it every single day in a black child they don't have the luxury of blissful ignorance they are tired of this you know so they're getting complacent I think we need to see a marriage counselor we are so done with it I feel like nothing I'm ever going to do is ever going to make my wife take me seriously like I'm always just gonna be a big kid in her eyes I feel like I work really hard and the only reason that we can afford to live in this home is because I am working enough for both of us I feel like that is not accurate I work very hard and the only reason I'm not working at the moment is because we're in a pandemic and I couldn't get a job if I try because my wife doesn't want me to leave the house and what she's not mentioning is I actually put the entire deposit down in this house too okay Caleb remember when it's jordy's turn we need to let her speak feel like my husband hasn't truly been attracted to me in years I feel frustrated because my wife [ __ ] Donald Glover what I mean if if she's just gonna say random [ __ ] that's not true can I do that okay try not to respond to her to anything that she says there's no need to defend or to counter just tell us how you feel from your heart I feel frustrated because my husband has become this entirely different person these past four months I don't even know him anymore and I don't like the person that he's becoming I feel like I'm the same person remember try not to respond to her tell us how you feel I'm sorry this is really hard there's no need to be sorry for anything ever in these sessions that goes for both of you how do you feel [Music] I feel powerless I feel like my entire marriage has fallen apart right in front of me and there's nothing I can do about it I feel hopeless I am representing a woman right now a black woman who had her white friend stand in her yard and pretend to be her while her home was getting appraised because she knew that it would be valued significantly less if they knew a person of color lived there I go shopping at Phipps Plaza and the sales girl she follows me around until I leave I go running in my neighborhood with my own brother and security they they pull up they're nice at first um and then they asked the inevitable do you live here I take my daughter to the pool and the looks we get foreign he has no idea I have been complacent my whole life [Music] I think we need mommy's help with this this is too hard this is Mexico that's New Mexico that's a state that's New Mexico yeah that's a state if you want to help me put New York no New York is so far away I know you want to help me put New York together put it right there there you go oh that's where Daddy's from what do they call it the beach there's so many peaches yeah we can go get some later today you want to are we just not going to talk are you just not gonna help me clean up of course I'll have to clean up just tell me what you want me to do why do you always say that just tell me what to do tell me what to do Jordy and I'll do it you know exactly what to do when the juices are dirty you wash them when the trash is full you empty it when there's poop in the litter box you scoop it out we don't even have a cat Jordy what are you talking about are you serious right now I'm sorry you just seem to have a system to everything I didn't want to mess up your system system yeah what system you lived here just as long as I have and something needs to be done just do it it's fine I will oh he's lazy what'd you just say I said that you're lazy I'm lazy okay I just spent a [ __ ] week doing your taxes yeah we'll open up the kitchen after you destroy it I just built you a [ __ ] sun room in January I mean do you want a crown do you want a prize I'm not going to the gym I'm not going to see my family I'm not going to see my friends because all that scares you what do you want to have happen I want you to leave I want you to leave me and Millie here and I want you to leave no I'm not going to do that I don't love you anymore I don't think I love you anymore you become my ceiling I don't think I love you anymore you become my ceiling it's from a song like gold by Manchester Orchestra we danced to it on New Year's Eve at the sundial [Music] I don't remember [Music] good morning foreign [Music] [Music] why haven't I heard from you I've called you about 50 times I texted you I wrote you a goddamn letter for Christ's sake I know I can't do this with you right now I'm sorry what have it out with you tell you everything that's on my mind I don't want to argue with you I know it's going to lead to that please Jordy and I are getting divorced that's what's going on yeah we're separated wait you're living in the same house I know what can I do there's nothing you can do I I'm actually kind of pissed off at you right now me why yeah your [ __ ] blog or whatever your Instagram page what about it you're going on there and you're saying uh my heart is so broken I just discovered a close member of my family is racist it's just an Instagram page so what are you saying you don't mean it Allison you just write cryptic [ __ ] on the internet and it's just not true I didn't say that and I wasn't talking about you if that's what you're worried about who the [ __ ] are you talking about then who are you talking about uh Uncle John the man who drove to North Carolina and helped you renovate The Farmhouse you're currently living in or dad the man who literally strong-armed the entire family into having an intervention for you when you suddenly stopped eating for a year Caleb just because they do good things doesn't mean they're not racist we have racism in our family and it just it makes me sad well it doesn't give you the right to air our family's dirty laundry on the [ __ ] internet especially when you have 240 000 strangers who worship The elusive Allison gray watching on all the time I'm sorry no you're not you're [ __ ] not okay I'm not at least you're honest what do you want me to do I don't know you can start by taking down that post I guess I mean that would be a nice start I'll consider it we'll consider this Allison you write jokes for Tiffany haddish and Mindy Kaling right now people like that am I right yeah you're talented you're witty and I think you're probably the funniest person I've ever met in my life and I'm really proud of you but what happens when they start digging into your past what happens when they find out your husband has a Confederate flag stamped to the back of his pickup truck when they start looking at Facebook posts you made in your 20s uh bashing liberal snowflakes people have the right to change Caleb I guess I'm changing I'm just doing what I think is right using my platform to post about black lives matter to post about issues that I'm passionate about Allison you write memes for an Instagram page that caters to Suburban Housewives and moms do you really think that's your target audience that was mean I didn't Jesus Caleb I mean you got to start somewhere [Music] [Music] do you ever wonder if you raised enough hell well I'll tell you a story and I'll tell it well Once Upon a Time my blood was thick as mud and on a rainy day [Music] do you ever wonder [Music] if you gave enough and do you ever wonder if you gave enough and there were times when I couldn't see a thing not even a few feet stretching out in front of me we watch the years pass to somebody I gave you all I had and then we had to say goodbye and do you ever wonder [Music] save enough do you ever wonder if we gave enough [Music] if you gave enough foreign [Music] [Music] happy birthday so much my gosh what a surprise you want to help me blow out the candle yes one two three boom nailed it [Music] one two three oh it's always you and me and one day soon you'll see I can do anything with Mary Bean you're like a little rock star [Music] you want to hear a song I wrote for you it goes [Music] she's got a dog name kiwi and her face is kind of silly her bedroom is pink her Duty sneak she's the serious [Music] I've ever known in my whole life that doesn't even rhyme write a song about me okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [Music] okay hey I'm on page 17. my script and I'm feeling inspired and you're always the one that like would inspire me and since you don't want to do that anymore I don't know where to put this energy right now I just I'm writing and it's making me happy and I just wanted to say thank you so much because it's you're doing okay thank you [Music] I washed your body down [Music] muddy feet off to your crown bottom line is I don't know if I'm attracted to you anymore so you look at me and you don't think I'm handsome I've lost my looks already I didn't say that to do anymore what's the difference if I see a girl and she's pretty then she's attractive I'm attracted to her wow women's Brains operate differently than men oh yeah yeah said all about looks see where it's shallow like you guys are so if a man is um if he's kind or funny charismatic or I don't know he just feels like a sexy voice it's attractive that is like the coldest [ __ ] anyone has ever said to me in my entire life I doubt that so based on process of elimination I am what did you say cute or kind or funny charismatic I don't have a sexy voice I definitely don't have a sexy voice I didn't say that but it's the things you didn't say in shorty just like here's the things I don't do I shouldn't have said that dashboard any of it so you're not attracting to me no you're not attracted to me anymore at all [ __ ] you you know whiskey makes me frisky can't get me drunk and make me fall in love with you again you're the one who bought the liquor I don't even drink whiskey thank you remember when we went to see blue as warmest color at the drive-in I fell asleep about halfway through because I forgot my glasses it was all subtitles and I don't know what was going on yeah I remember I was enjoying it but uh he kept asking me what was happening the whole time I woke up in the middle of the film I just started staring at you come on who in the world is this man would come to a drive-in movie theater with me let's see a Danish film about two lesbians I think I could love this man [Music] thank you what about now I don't know Caleb I know right now want you right now with this moment [Music] I want you look I know I take you for granted right now I want you to start from there blue is the warmest color is a French thumb by the way [ __ ] [Music] all I'm saying is that we are living in the weirdest time ever and I just hope that we're at the absolute Peak like the Apex because Caleb I swear to God if this thing keeps getting any higher I'm gonna jump off the [ __ ] top I'm gonna jump off the [ __ ] top or move to Australia I don't know I don't know I mean there's no Sports hey Paul and I know how much we all love basketball and now now I'm hearing that they want to cancel school in the fall yeah they want to do that because apparently there's like a million cases of covid Ages 1 to 17 in this state but you know what they're not telling you you know what they're not talking about guess how many deaths there are in that age group zero bro this is zero nothing but yeah hey great let's keep the kids home from school let's let's have my wife who barely even graduated high school quit her job and stay at home to teach the kids that is a great [ __ ] idea amazing yeah I think the fear Mike is that the kids will get it and bring it back to the parents or the grandparents well then you know what if you're worried about that then but you know what Caleb I'm gonna tell you something I have asthma I'm an asthmatic I also have high blood pressure if you can believe that I would never guess that with a guy like you okay good but you know what I'm not worried about [ __ ] covid not worried about it my in-laws they live in US my parents they're still in Jersey she's got a job I've got a job our kids need to be in [ __ ] school I just think it's really complicated Mike how is it complicated I'm talking about facts dude I'm talking about choice I don't have the choice to send my kids to school I don't have the choice to open my office and work on people's [ __ ] gums it's insane and and I'm going to tell you something I'm gonna be very honest with you the Democrats they are more dangerous with their PC virtue signaling cancel culture [ __ ] than anybody right now and I'm a registered [ __ ] Democrat did you know that I didn't know yeah but as I as I speak right now as I hear the words coming out of my mouth I don't know where I stand I don't I don't know I'm I'm politically homeless I mean [ __ ] Trump [ __ ] them I mean you gotta learn to read the room guy right but but I'll tell you this and I know it's a bit controversial I agree with some of his policies I do but it's like his bedside manner is like nurse [ __ ] ratchet from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Caleb I swear to God I'm beginning to think that half the goddamn country has flown Over the Cuckoo's Nest and don't even get me started on black lives matter because that whole thing just doesn't mean let's not do that tonight please let me finish okay let me gather my thoughts Martin Luther King Martin Luther King is one of my heroes Martin Luther King is a great American Martin Luther King is one of the greatest humans to ever grace this Good Earth of ours but Martin Luther King is probably rolling over in his grave with all of this rioting and the Looting and the burning of cop cars Caleb it's sending us back in time bro you don't really think that Jordy I'm just saying that I feel like it may be doing more harm than good that it's it's it's widening The Divide but I would love to hear your rebuttal counselor hi you're not gonna remember anything I say in the morning Jordy I'm not that drunk of course I want to hear what you have to say Please Speak I think people of color have been under attack by various systems for nothing more than the color of their skin for a very long time what systems are those it's funny you should ask see um schooling systems housing Health Care job market and probably the most pressing at the moment policing and incarceration systems ah so unwarranted violence against people of color by the police is that right yes okay Jordy let me ask you a question did you know that last year nine unarmed black people were shot and killed by the police in this country do you know that that doesn't surprise me however did you also know that 17 unarmed white people were also shot and killed by the police in this country last year so you tell me counselor are they being targeted are they under attack well to that I would say that African Americans account for roughly 13 of the country okay and whites account for roughly 60 percent of the US population So based on that the numbers still fall largely in your favor in my favor yeah in my favor Jordan I'm a Jew I'm a minority you remember okay have you ever been racially profiled or discriminated against based on the color of your skin not that I can recall no but but I once had a woman ask me where my horns were I'm serious that actually happened true story she was dead serious Caleb you were there we were fishing in Gulfport at home well maybe she thought that you were the devil oh oh okay look Michael I'm not trying to compare my play to yours or anyone else's honestly I'm I'm simply saying that there is a long history of systemic oppression in this country and people are sick of it a black kid in Alabama steals nine dollars in the 80s he gets life without parole a white kid at Stanford gets convicted of three counts of sexual assault so if six months jail time Jordy that's that's one extreme example I have hundreds she's got a bunch man and that is why you are a high-powered attorney and I clean people's teeth for a living I'm gonna go home no don't go let's call it a night we can call it a night it's fine I'm good Jordy don't go to bed Jordy bro couldn't we have just talked about basketball so I'm friends with this director right and we've worked on a few projects together and she's really really [ __ ] talented well I go on Facebook the other day and she [ __ ] posts this thing and says um if you voted for Trump feel free to unfriend me I don't need that energy in my life well uh I didn't I didn't vote for Trump okay and I I you know my parents probably did I know a lot of our friends probably did pretty sure the half a [ __ ] country did exactly man that's what I'm saying so what if uh what if I work with her again and she's just like I I bring my dad to settler or something you know or like my mom comes to a Premiere is this lady just like not gonna shake their hand is she just gonna be like oh Mr Gray uh sorry I don't want that energy in my life ridiculous dude it's pretty [ __ ] polarizing it is that's what it is bro I love I love talking to you man I know that sounds stupid but I [ __ ] you're the only person I can talk to about this kind of [ __ ] I used to talk to Jordy and shorty used to talk about everything man like everything I've told her everything and like even if we don't agree or we didn't agree on things like no you know we would just it was cool like we would just agree to disagree and it was always fine you know it's it's it's like what I was talking about in there right we're living in this in this [ __ ] up time and I get it it's a lot of this is necessary change is necessary I get all that but but quarantine and and and and and BLM it's it's forcing people to have conversations that they were not prepared to have you can't walk around with your head down and your mouth shut I don't care what [ __ ] industry you work in Mikey I don't want to do that I'm not talking about that I'm just saying I don't I don't want to lose my family you know yeah yeah so I guess Jordy doesn't want to have sex with me after that yeah your Uber will be arriving soon thank you for getting that I have like bottom left water and champagne and [ __ ] then money tomorrow I got this do you know what I love to do in these Ubers now what I get into the back seat and then I start coughing a little bit started coughing uncontrollably and then I start weeping because I'm a [ __ ] idiot child and what do they do your wife is absolutely right to hate me they freak out they think they don't know they just they use we usually sit still for about five minutes [Music] okay okay no promises [Music] tell your wife that I love her and that I'm sorry and the next time I will keep my big stupid [ __ ] mouth shut okay I think you should tell her that but I will try to relate the message get home safe I always do start balling through the stories it's jordy's account dude don't [ __ ] do it thank you [Music] any requests for dinner if you could have anything in the world can't email it all what would it be okay all right I'll make spaghetti and meat sauce that's what Millie wants that's what I want so it's settled okay I'm trying not to eat a lot of meat right now oh so you do care what we eat I'm trying to work how about this I'll make it uh with veggies for you and then a million I can have the meat sounds good okay one more thing I am I found out the drive-in reopened they're playing Goonies tonight at nine and Gremlins at 11. you want to take Millie turn of the classics not tonight all right well Millie and I can go then you're not really comfortable with what are you worried about getting covered in our minivan now no I am not worried about covid Caleb I'm talking about the fact that there are riots that are happening after Dark that they burned down to Wendy's right down the street from the theater that you want to go to I'm talking about the fact that a nine-year-old girl was shot there by peaceful protesters excuse me nothing no I'm talking about the simple fact that you want to take our five-year-old to see a monster movie that starts at 11 o'clock at night she'll be terrified I'm sorry Jordy I just thought it would be nice to get her out of the house for a change my God I thought we could all watch a movie together and then she would be asleep for the second one you know she would say no to everything these days do you want to go hiking with me no can we get takeout tonight no can I take Millie to go see her grandparents no do you want to go see one of your favorite movies of all time at the drive-in movie theater with your daughter and I no I don't like that idea you didn't used to be like this well we didn't used to be going through a nationwide pandemic and I don't have to explain every decision I make to you well neither do I Jordy and quite frankly I don't need your permission to take our daughter to see a goddamn movie I asked you out of respect I invite you out of decency knowing that you're probably gonna say no I mean I'll [ __ ] take her to see the midnight showing of the goddamn Texas Chainsaw Massacre if I want to such an [ __ ] but you're such a [ __ ] what drag you're no fun to be around anymore and make no mistake you used to be but not anymore you're just like the guy in your movie I think you know him fall in love with him and then you just come to realize she's a bad dude if you're so miserable why don't you just leave I will that's fine yeah I'll go stay with my parents in Chicago do that okay and I'm gonna take Millie with me too you're such a yes person no matter what it is you want to go see a midnight screening of The Exorcist yes you want to take a road trip to Montana yes you're so smart can't even take it you're smarter than I'll ever be I could read 10 books a day for the rest of my life and I'll never be as smart as you you believe in me when we met I was working as a PA for a reality show in valet parking cars at night and you didn't care you saw something in me something I didn't even see in myself I love your laugh I love your smile I love the way that you never let me get away with anything I used to tell you you should be an NBA basketball coach or a colonel in the Army or something because you don't put up with any [ __ ] you're just cool we argue a lot but I kind of like it you keep me on my toes and it never gets in the way of how much we care about each other I like to fall asleep holding you it's addictive at this point I can't sleep without holding you my dad used to always say pay attention to who you're with when you're feeling your best you make me pay attention you make me feel my best really good okay Jordy it's your turn let's hear your wedding vows when I first met you I had sorry I can't I can't I can't do this right now [Applause] is going to take some time foreign [Laughter] extrovert that's what I am that's the word that you're looking for extrovert extrovert yeah you got it daddy bad no baby then why do you don't like them anymore if we can't learn to live in the middle somewhere and we're doomed and I'm not just talking about you and me our marriage I'm talking about everyone there's got to be some kind of compromise because not everything is black and white there's a whole lot of Gray we gotta learn to live in the gray sometimes find peace in the gray foreign what are you a secretary now I just saw him a few weeks ago Rachel what are you talking what are you talking about what are you what are you saying [Music] oh just keep just keep talking we're here I'll be right over there we're gonna come over there oh [Music] foreign [Music] Michael's dear friends Jordy and Caleb gray would like to say a few words Michael um what can I say he was a bit of a wild card he was abrasive uncompromising he was um I'll be honest to you is a bit of an [ __ ] at times it was also genuine loyal passionate even radical at times he was incredibly generous and thoughtful when I passed my bar exam he kept on saying that I should come in for a checkup and it's on the house he kept on saying well I finally agreed and I got there there were about a hundred people hiding inside he threw a surprise party for me in a dentist office on a Tuesday morning I mean who does that Michael Feldman does he said and he never expected he was right I mean Michael used to always say that I hated him Jordy hates me I know she does she hates me and we we fought a lot it's true but I mean that's that's what families do they fight Michael always pushed me he challenged me and I didn't hate him mm-hmm nothing could be further from the truth I loved him very much like family how did we get here I've said so many things to you we don't have to talk about any of that I'm just half the time I'm just thinking out loud I've said things too I have been awful at times no you're fine I just you just feel the way you feel maybe our feelings just don't line up anymore I don't want to be sad I don't want to make you sick the universe it just needed us too I don't know [Music] spend some time together and I wouldn't um I went and [ __ ] it all up like I usually do yeah yeah you just [Music] feel the way you feel [Music] I want you to know that I cried when Wilson died [Music] I did I just I didn't do it in front of you because I knew that how sad you were and how sad Millie was and I didn't want to make it any worse [Music] and the Night Big Jack died I just he grabbed me by my arm and he said don't you cry boy don't you dare cry in front of those girls you got to be a man that's what he said you got to be a man and take care of them that's what men do [Music] you already I'm just trying to be a man for you come here come here that's okay I'm here [Music] okay no I dug it man I really did thank you and you wrote this myself yeah I did I um I mean Jordy Jordy you know she gave me notes and she really encouraged me but um I did right that's amazing um well I prepared a monologue for it uh for my audition so I'm gonna do it oh you're so kissed here in a curious stare I'm gonna bounce in your goddamn step when you walk downstairs everything I am it's because of you send in the tanks cinnamon I'm just [ __ ] around you scared the [ __ ] out of me so you've never written anything before uh huh no I haven't I just run Cameron you know she told you I've done the cameraman no I've seen you work Jordy Center of your reals [ __ ] visceral man at least that's what my reaction was to it I'm sorry did you say she she sent you my reel is that what you said yeah yeah man it was uh I cried I didn't even know that I had one of those well uh Jordy has never asked me for anything before so I figured this must be important and I'm really glad she reached out uh I've known her since way back High School she was something else back then yeah I would imagine I played football then but I didn't have the grades but I was [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] in English couldn't read I was dyslexic still am not many people know that about me and if you tell anybody slit your throat I was gonna say I would never tell him I'm just making a joke I'm not really good at comedy talking to people and whatnot anyway she was my tutor when I was a senior she was a sophomore and she didn't know [ __ ] about football I didn't know [ __ ] about literature but we just connected in so many ways it wasn't romantic though man I promise you that we were like [ __ ] anomalies in our respective crowds that makes any sense your wife sat in my living room and read to me for an entire semester [ __ ] Farewell to Arms Catcher in the Rye Gatsby Great Expectations when I say it out loud it does sound kind of romantic but it was [ __ ] bananas man I I think that she got the only bee in her entire life because she spent all of her free time helping me out I I graduated high school because of your wife I played football at Illinois because of your wife I'm sitting here right now because your wife but she's my [ __ ] hero man can people are younger than you be your Heroes I always wondered about that um well the cool thing about this movie is uh it would mostly just be you in the woods you know so like it would just be like um a lot of the times just me with a camera and the sound guy and and you and hey you don't want to sell it to me brother I dig your script I want to do it [Music] he said yes I swear to God you said yes I'll do the movie I think he might also be in love with you but you can talk about that some other time so um you've sent him my reel he said yeah yeah he wants to see somebody at work and we weren't talking so I just cut something together you're [ __ ] awesome oh got everything yes ma'am coming to make you some coffee I can step one away I'll get us awesome I'm really proud of you none of this would be happening if it weren't for you weren't for you when I first met you I had just graduated law school I had spent three years being serious and just wanted to have fun that's what we did we had fun you're such a goofball you made me laugh more than anyone I had ever met so talented take pictures and play basketball and build things and cook when you're good at everything you try it's equal parts Manning inspiring I used to tell you that if being a cinematographer didn't work out that you should be an actor because you're so comfortable in your own skin which is something that took me years to accomplish still working on that naturally but you've helped me with that more than you'll ever know with you I feel seen and not judge for being me [Music] you're such a romantic you love movies and you want your life to be like one and I love that because now it'll be our life before I introduce you to my family told them you're gonna love them [Music] you're passionate and you're honest and I know that you will be a great father [Music] for the rest of my life [Music] I still love mine memorized [Music] thank you [Music] need to my needs ain't always in life beautiful [Music] wants they're not always the same as mine [Music] and Your Love Is Your Love but it ain't always the forgiving kind [Music] and your ways your ways but I hope you'll keep me in mind [Music] and your world is [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 99min 19sec (5959 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 02 2023