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is [Music] n [Music] oh [Music] n [Music] [Music] oh [Music] there comes the airplan you're embarrassing me [Music] a [Music] who am I speaking with what what's that thing you keep just passing the phone around and over there or what hey my [ __ ] don't call my phone with that [ __ ] [ __ ] ho excuse meu [ __ ] hello you talk to some you talk to somebody with the [ __ ] respect don't call nobody the phone with that [ __ ] I report your stupid ass man [ __ ] you made the dog [ __ ] bark in the background shut your [ __ ] home up [ __ ] damn here we go what are you talking about we're on the air this is run absolutely get ready for the funniest damn prank call show there is that's right [ __ ] it's the macron show at macron show.com and if you don't like this go and yourself excuse me sir can you tell me who you are you call me oh give me a break what are you calling about who are you anyway what the hell s who is this aren't you having fun and now your host macron shut up and I to the bre it yay woo yay Etc shut up hi everyone how are you doing it's Mondays with maon it's the 307th of April today happy 307th of April if you're celebrating um April day of course ail Monday it's actually the 22nd of April if you're on the old fashion calendar look at this [ __ ] how anyone showed up to work yet here ah Dale's right are they smashing that like button Joo already did a tip that's the way to do it Joo just get stuck in there with the tips make the annoying sound effect come on the screen do it do it right now everyone macon.com tip Don has been a member on YouTube for 13 months how crazy is that I think the world record holder is Cardinal Flanigan he's been a subscriber on YouTube for 300 and something months or something [ __ ] crazy [Music] Ron I have a question for you I know that you do Roger's voice can you do it as again as a supervisor you found out that I do Roger's voice who told you uh let me check if that's working I never know it's very [ __ ] temperamental the way I've got this voice changer set up let me see if I can do Roger just for you maybe we'll bring him in tonight let me see here [Music] Chuck hello hello roer here can you hear me is this what you want is it is that it Bo okay we'll see about that see about giving you guys a good Roger in tonight here comes the airplane look at that Dale on the Super Chat five on the Super Chat uh let's go see what wank has showed up for work then here we [ __ ] go you should write a parent shut shut up you should shut up you should shut up right now hi everyone is this is this [ __ ] dude bug fast in here Dell's in here D house in here Dr Gay's in here hell rais is in here I got Manson's in here ch's in here no Ronnie Ronnie's got to eat the bag of dicks tonight even Chumley made it before Ronnie well done Chumley Hazel's eating dicks too Hazel too mhm Hazel's Hazel's out on a secret reconnaissance mission though so I don't know if she'll be inight oh yeah still she still got to eat dicks oh she's still got to eat the dicks we only have we only have 21 oh [ __ ] there he is I thought that was someone on the soundboard but no that was Ronnie just in time hopefully Ronnie's going to get me some fresh meat you know Ronnie's little [ __ ] Mo when he walks in oh that's actually the noise he makes Ronnie do you have any any comment to make tonight Ronnie I better be a [ __ ] vagina than a penis interesting all right thanks buddy excuse you coughing coughing into the mic who do you think you are I trying I was trying to flip my mic off I couldn't do it fast making us look all unprofessional over here with that [ __ ] come on now we're suppos supposed to be a professional operation here but you know what listen listen listen to this all right you know what i is no oh you hear me open a can NOP sorry oh if you're you hear me cough if you're going to open a can on the mic you got to do it like this hold up I got my I got my little mic yeah everyone heard that [ __ ] you know everyone heard that I got my I got my little mic one today let's how you crack a can open that's great now I have two cans open I got to finish this one faster finish [ __ ] all I'm trying uh let's see giant shm's right yeah g if you're going to get in here and listen to the prank calls at least at least smash the like button I mean you should all leave a tip to show your love and slide your tipping but if not there's no excuse for not smashing the like button I'm going to we we do you know what we should do DS we should start finding the people that are in here listening and don't smash the like button and we should [ __ ] get them like I know it's possibly a bad marketing tactic to threaten the listeners again but I'm thinking like we get them like if you're if you're just sitting there like I'm not going to [ __ ] smash the like button like I say we break their fingers or something Ronnie can you break their fingers yeah yes right thanks Ronnie yeah I can [ __ ] sacrifice somebody there you go let's just pick one person and like break their finger and it'll set an example to all the others I'm sure that's it's legal to do that right YouTube's not going to switch me off for that I'm kidding I'm kidding in Minecraft Minecraft god let's get the voicemails out the way there's only a couple tonight cuz they're not even leaving voicemails tonight these lazy ass [ __ ] listeners it's like last week e a couple slacking really slacking these guys really [ __ ] slacking open open the [ __ ] line so they can call you and tell you what they think a lot of people are getting scared and telling me they've liked it you better have liked it right you better you better like me okay all right let check the voicemail who the [ __ ] this what do you want hi maon it's he everyone it's a guy [ __ ] I hope everybody's been okay it's been a long time since I phoned up but I was wanting to phone up to mention fact this a fact was chainsaws were first invented for child birth it was developed in Scot in the late 18th century to help aid and speed up the the process of s physo aomy widening pubic removal of disease laid in Bor during child birth oh my God a strange fact but I think the thing the CH chainsaw was invented was first invented for child birth I don't know if that true or that's a load of nonsense what do you think maon it sounds like [ __ ] I I have no coming did you understand what he said I wish I wish he speak English did nobody understand not all of it like half of it he says he has that he has a fun fact the chainsaw was first invented oh the chainsaw the chainsaw was first invented to Aid with childb birth and not to cut down trees and it was invented by someone in Scotland in the 1800s and then he said something about how it's something with cuts through the cartilage when the baby's born or something I don't even I struggled a little bit but he was trying to read some medical terminology I understand I didn't understand chainsaw I couldn't understand chainsaw sorry apparently the chainsaw was invented by the Scottish to Aid in child birth I mean it could be true it could be true everyone should go look into that I he's knobby guy is known for his honesty so I don't see why he would make something up you know it does it does sound like it's true I I looked it up Googled it sounds about right doesn't it yeah like I guess it would work chainsaw that baby out scottage person yeah that's how they do it does anyone have any ancestors that were chainsawed out of the body like maybe any really old grandparents can you go ask them especially Scottish people ask them if they were chainsaw out cuz yeah we'd like to know all right now this next voicemail I think is from Dale and he may be about to drop the 100th rism so is everyone ready for this this is a historic moment here R 100s of these okay so hi guys Dale here from the manho Trump war room okay it's Monday Monday Funday you guys know what to do go to macron show.com donate join us at macon.com Discord you won't regret it it okay time for the final of the Ron isms we're coming up to number 100 I want to thank Clark Griswald for sending me one and we'll start with it coming in at number 98 Ron Blackman drank the water at camp leun and now the water has cancer oo 99 I don't know if that's good or bad the Dead Sea was alive before Ron Blackman swam there I'll tell that and now if I could a drum roll [Music] please okay coming in at number 100 of Ron isms and this will be the last one I've beat this horse long enough as Ron Blackman prepared for his spandex yogurt class and purified himself in the waters of Len minetonka his Reflection In The Water revealed that he is the master of all time space and reality so let it be written so let it be done now I hope you guys have enjoyed these uh I have handwritten every one of these down so if anyone would like a copy of the complete list maybe uh Ron we could do a contest or something and the winner will get the complete list no I've got I've got a better idea guys toodles I feel I feel that they need to go in a buck and we'll just self-publish it on Amazon but we need like some people to do little cartoon sketches maybe we should ask the listeners to all do a little sketch for one of the Ron isms and then we'll uh and then we'll put it into a bck on Amazon and you can go buy it it'll be hilarious along with the Jeff Jeff's emale coffee table book that I'm working on been working on that for about 4 years now but um we're get we are going to do a Jeff coffee table book of best emails I should call him and let him know about that hold on yeah let's do it come on Jeffrey Jeff it's that time of the week you have to pick up come on something just pick up you have reached mail what a dick do we have any Zoom meetings this actually before we do any calls we're supposed to play the disclaimer safety Bano jump in a note on our content the macron show is created for adult audiences only we advise listener and reader discretion for graphic depictions of sex graphic situations and some downright filthy language if you or anyone listening are triggered by this please do not listen to the show the content on the show is only and only for entertainment purpose and does not express the views of the show host co-host and management of the macron show all calls and information obtained herein are made for parody purposes and are not intended to be used for anything but comic purposes you got that right right I better be a [ __ ] vagina than a penis thanks for that I don't know Ronnie all right now we I don't like I don't like the [ __ ] disclaimer I think we should encourage all the listeners whatever we do here to recreate in real life you should definitely do this at [Music] home that's the way to talk to your wife spouse we advise no discretion we advise no discretion at all just copy everything take it all literally it's all literal no we can't can't do that can I help you Ho restaurant can I help you you old [ __ ] you're going to hang up aren't you a all right uh there'll be some Zoom means before 11:00 p.m. UK time all right who's [ __ ] bitching on the internets now about stuff what's is this about QuickBooks I only got one right before QuickBooks a got the first one should be oh [ __ ] I didn't I didn't scroll up in enough the post right before that with a scale or some [ __ ] this guy's complaining that he had to bag his own items are you [ __ ] kidding me is that really his complaint do you guys do you guys not normally have to buag your own items cuz we normally do complaining he's complaining about the scale overcharging yeah with the kill place again I'm in the show chat I've got a Walmart one about bagging your own items oh that said oh you didn't get his number okay and then the other one says Walmart we don't know what he's complaining about I guess overcharging I guess it say something oh because cuz it's the it's 2.11 pounds or something and he got charged more I guess I can't I I don't understand let me take a at stupid ass picture here call it call it wear everything the B they're checking the weight off the item and then we not and complaining it say it's lower weight than what it should be where does it say what he got charged for can you zoom in and see cuz it's a [ __ ] terrible picture like I can't see oh 2 2.6 2.6 yes and in reality is 211 so he's about 04 of a pound off on the price of tender line there half a pound he's he's kind of right he's kind that's quite a bit though I mean that's oh look at look at the first picture it's supposed to be 2 ounces and it's 1.19 pound maybe it's scale's [ __ ] is he talking ounces or pounds here are we talking point so wait so we're talking point4 of an ounce yeah all right well that's [ __ ] nothing then that's that's look at the look at the first picture minion that could be that that could be water that's [ __ ] evaporated out of it pound it's pound pound look he's complaining the first picture the first picture he complain about ounces everyone shut up just call him the first picture is 2.22 O and it's 1.19 [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] hello hi good afternoon ma'am this is ronathan calling from the corporately aison team at Walmart am I speaking with Nikki yes you are Nikki hi reason for the call is I came across a tweet that you had sent over in regards to a uh a problem do you have a moment to speak about that yes I do could you just tell me in your own words what happened so this is actually the second time it has happened we've gone ahead and we've picked up me from the store and when you bring it home it's weighed at the store over what the actual weight is so this particular one was only um weigh at 9.66 and it came in just under 9.11 which doesn't seem like a lot said it's the second time I've caught it it's such an inconsequential amount that it could be explained by evaporation did you learn about evaporation in school yes I know about EV evaporation and vacuum sealed pork right okay well if you say so but yeah so but I mean the last the last one I did you know and I took this you know my girlfriends were like oh my God this is happening over and over and I was like oh [ __ ] no offense sorry um but the last time I weighed I weighed my um chicken breast that I picked up right same thing that one was about yeah about three4 of a pound um overweight um I kind of brushed it off I know you only using the Amazon basic scale that you have there uh I actually I took it and I waited at the store as well um just to make sure and uh yeah I what what did it come out at at the uh store same same way same way in what regard it was correct or it was incorrect the uh the chicken the chicken was uh weighed incorrect it weighed it was weighed it was marked um almost the three4 of a pound over what the actual weight was so I didn't actually go ahead and purchase that chicken that day um but there was you know because like I said that that was significant that's you know um the pork I picked up um and I did that an online order so so that that was an online order so yeah so that was only weighed on the Amazon basic scale you didn't weigh that in fact in the store okay um did you send over a picture of the you said there was some chicken right the chicken I did not that was the first uh thing that I had actually tried that was a few weeks back like I said I kind of blew that off as uh I kind of blew that one off you know okay now in the other picture there's some kind of yogurt or something it's got uh the Minions on it what's what's going on there um that one we went ahead and we actually weigh that just for fun um to show that the scale was working properly huh okay right got you got you okay well look what we'd like to do is we would like you to come back down down to the store and we would all like to compensate you with some meat if that's okay we'd all kind of like to give you our meat uh to help make up for everything that's happened and the frustration that's been C caused so I hope you will accept my meat as as you know a gesture of Goodwill okay okay um perfect what we're talking what kind of meet are you talk you want to give me meat yeah meat we're we're just it's going to be a meat compensation cuz obviously it it looks like there's obviously some something has gone astray in between it being weighed and the label being printed it's very unusual so what we're going to do is we're going to check all the uh Machinery but um yeah I mean uh I've spoken to the butcher at that store and he he's going to take care of that for you um and he said yeah if you come on down we'll just you know in terms of whatever meat you want to receive uh from any of the guys down here that would be fine um we we could give you some more pork uh we have some delicious British sausage here uh what what would you like what kind of meat would you like there you have you know I'm in New York right right you guys don't have British sausage I would love it if you did I really would because I have been dying for some black sausage um um so you want me to come um I could get I I actually no we we we can actually get some black sausage for you um if if you really serious about that yeah hold on a second scobby hold on my my other guy scobby can take scobby yo uh this lady uh on the line she would like to receive some black sausage from you go ahead wonderful ma'am Hi how are you how you doing sweetheart good good you're interested in some black sausage yeah you you can actually get that at the behavior store yeah yeah of course you can when's the last time you partook okay this is some kind of joke this is no joke sweetheart you're in the need for some black sausage and that's what I'm here to provide black sausage okay so now would you like that from your front end or back absolutely do you want that in the front end or the back end okay black sausage I near SP my bear out SC she wanted the black sausage and he couldn't provide what a shame when she said black sausage I spit my drink all over when she said I would of some black sausage orever she said I nearly [ __ ] died I'm going to call her back come on black sausage lady ma'am you Nikki oh no nck black black sausage oh dear wow okay good first call guys high five me make sure I don't miss anyone now it's Quick Books I think where you were on yeah I'm I'm on it now I'm on my aame now I totally know what I'm doing here are you oh yeah we're dispensing meat already oh first call first call somebody got black sausage how are we going to top that uh worst customer service ever my God the next complaints actually about looks amazing I all that's all we hold off we'll announce that one in a minute I'm sorry but the person you called has a voicemail box that has not been set up we got one your call has been forwarded to come on lady one more try I'm sorry but the person you called has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet wow K I like this one here he goes give you a little taste next one [ __ ] works we have a lady complaining about only fanss here scobby you want to get in on this oh thank God finally he you got look at chat here's a little taste oh wait is she actually in oh [ __ ] there she is holy [ __ ] okay all right yeah we're going to need to talk to her about this she's [ __ ] she's bitching about 40 cents though she has 40 cents pending is that all she's made on there probably oh you poor girl wonder what she'll do for $5 then let's find [Laughter] [Music] out I Haven seen that name in a long time right I'll start off and then I'll bring scobby and to service here okay yeah you'll be ready to service scobby please work please W can't dkc underwater level said it's 50 cents [ __ ] brother for sleeping right now 40 Cent hey what's up this is demory I can't get to the phone right now definitely definitely her come on honey let's I'll get you 40 cents should we deler a message and call back later on hello hi good afternoon this is Ron calling from the corporately Aon team with only fans am I speaking with uh demory hi yes hi reason for the call is I saw that you'd reached out to us on social media with a problem I just wanted to kind of touch Bass with you and find out what happened hi um so my I I deleted my account a few months ago or attempted to and then I went to go check to see if it was gone and it was still up so I clicked the same button like delete and then I've done that like three times now and it never goes away and it still says that there's 40 cents pending and like obviously I don't I don't need that or want it but it still says like whenever I message you guys like oh well you still have actively paying subscribers which I don't because there's no more money going into that account and the account just won't delete huh okay yeah I think I can get somebody to take care of that for you uh what was the reason you wanted to delete your account just out of interest uh my boss at my other job actually was subscribed making it really creepy so I uh currently while I'm trying to get that job stabilized I don't I don't want any jeez wow I'm sorry to hear about that that really sucks when people do that no no problem I mean uh if you give me his information maybe I can take care of him for you sounds like an [ __ ] thanks okay what I'm going to do is I'm going to pass you on to one of our experts to see what they can do it looks like this 40 cents is just jammed up in the system somehow and it's stopping the account from being deleted so let me see what I can do there for you if you can just hold for 2 minutes would that be okay yes thank you very much all right you're [Music] welcome your call is very important to us please hold [Music] n [Music] thank you for holding this is scobby Maguire only fan two I speaking with hi this is demory Dem Dem the name sounds familiar let's check out this I'm sorry I'm sorry um I'm baby Gunk on your site you can see me no I can't I'm sorry my phone is breaking up would you like me to call you back sweetheart um no that's okay is this I'm like please don't be a scam this is real only fans calling me yes of course it is I understand you were just speaking to an associate here ronathan he went ahead and sent you over I'm one of the experts manam yeah um hi sorry that's fine that's fine you had an issue with the cancellation of your account yes I was hoping to get it fully cancelled uh by I I mean soon I I've tried to delete it a few times and it seems like there's maybe 40 cents jammed up that's like not I don't want it it's just like sitting there so the account won't close and every time I message you guys I get like a weird response back saying you still have paying subscribers which I don't I know it looks like there's maybe four but none of them I don't receive any money from them um and I deleted like almost everything off of the site itself so yeah there is a specific reason for that I'll go ahead and get into those specific details and in a second here just out of curiosity how did you attempt to delete it on your end at first did you call in was it something you did over the site yeah on the site where it says like delete my account and then it said um moving forward was like account deletion and then it usually gave me a date like ETA of when it was going to be deleted but then I would log back in to see if it came up saying like your account's no longer available and every time I did that it said that it was no longer in the process of deletion and that also like there was 40 cents that wasn't moving that um was showing that it it was it was still open so do you mind if I asked why was the reason that she wanted to go ahead and delete the account uh I have was there a specific reason yeah I I have um a boss and all of his clients that apparently watch that and it got a little out of hand and I thought if I was going to be working at my regular job that I probably shouldn't have this for a while because people keep finding it how how dides your boss find out I well it was in my link Tree on my public uh modeling account and then he just looked me up when he found out I was getting hired so that's a little tricky there you are you okay yeah I'm good I'm all good it's just common it has happened other jobs unfortunately so now I'm like okay there's one way to solve this yeah you there's reason why I KN you you look you know you sounded familiar that the name I'm actually subscribed to your to your account um oh you yeah I'm one of your subscribers you're you're you're excellent you're you're an amazing you're amazing I mean I really don't want to see you go there oh well thank you I have I have to did you ever do like any of like the uh I didn't find anything on your site I was just always wondering like did you ever do any like fan requests like if they sent you a little chunk of change you would kind of you know uh like fulfill a fantasy um I were you into those type of videos I look I couldn't find any I don't know I'm not sure I think I know I did a couple um like Foot videos but uh yeah I'm not I can't remember it was mainly solo videos from what I remember what I recall I didn't see like any there was no like man onom act strength like that you're always just kind of [ __ ] yourself this seems a little inappropriate I'm just gonna go ahead no no sweetheart no no no no m' is he being inappropriate hold on I'm monitoring this call was he being inappropriate ma'am this doesn't seem legit at all you guys scob you put your pants back on right now and and start being appropriate please I mean Dad you let me get a [ __ ] nut off every once in a while put your pants back on she's used to it she's used to it that is not what she's here she hung up oh wow oh no no now she scri up good it like this we'll just leave it there live it like this I think we should I think me and scobby should both go follow her on Instagram and explain ourselves scobby do you have the gram in real life of course go go follow her and tell her it was us okay she'll be all right she'll appreciate all the new fans scob is selling a portrait personally signed you want to see it yeah signed that's what she selling I mean no offense to her or anything but I don't really it's not really her can you blame her boss real real [ __ ] yeah B boss sounds like a dick though he obviously had a problem with it or something right God damn you guys should see the pictures where looking at right now wow H all right let's get back to work here before we I mean her boob is on a smaller side but oh she's hot I like the ass she's definitely hot all right on this next one's not even anywhere near as sexy though God don't forget to go to macron show.com tip tonight guys and slide those tips in don't be a broke ass like Jeff not tipping is how you end up like Jeff you know that's what he did and look what happened to him L lonely in a in Middle Hospital yeah lonely and crippled hello hello yeah I'm calling from home from Depot Hi how are you I'm good thanks I'm actually a supervisor here I had a request to call you back something about a complaint yes so what happened we've yes we've been trying to get someone a technician to come out and um look or repair one of the GE washer and dryer laundry centers and it's as if they've rescheduled about three times and said the next availible date isn't until May 1st okay and it's I mean kind of frustrating because we've been trying to get someone out there for a weeks so that's the problem and we they were supposed to come on Friday and then they canceled on us oh they did oh my gosh I didn't realize that oh I'm just reading the notes Here Yeah I can see okay uh let me just take a look at who the engineer is that's in charge of this leave me a second uh think that might be yeah it's a guy called Michael and they said they couldn't come back until the 1 of May is that right right exactly and oh no that's that's over a week away though that's too that's too much um yeah huh okay what I'm going to do I'm going to reach out to m personally on his phone just now and see if we can bump that up and get that taken care of quicker for you um especially in light of them canceling they were supposed to be there Friday you said Friday and the issue is that the notes say that there's a washer and dryer stacked on each other when it's really it's a laundry unit it's not it's a laundry unit so it sounds like they got it wrong too okay let me give Michael a call hopefully he can clear all this up just stay on the line for me I'm going to put you on a little hold so uh if the line goes silent just stay on the line I'll be right there okay okay we'll do all right thank you m this is Michael hi Michael it's ronathan at how are you doing I'm good um can I give you an internal reference number for a job that I think you uh you were supposed to go out to on Friday all right so the internal number is going to be 69420 885 and then B for Bravo if you just confirm the name on there for me looks like uh Tisha tsha Fe tsha Fe yeah okay so listen buddy you were supposed to go out there on Friday it looks like you cancelled on the lady she's actually called up and uh and made a a complaint about this because um and and she she's at well she's she's on the hold on she's on she's on the other line uh here with us I'm going to patch her in in a moment so just watch it with the but but she's saying she's saying you cancel she's complained that you canceled on her on Friday um and that now you're saying you won't be back till the 1st of May which is kind of ridiculous um do you want to speak to him maybe see if you can arrange something else or like what's the deal buddy yeah but I don't think it's your job to tell me what's ridiculous or not want you just put her through and I'll deal with this tell me how to do my job okay all right one sec hello ma'am are you there I am ma'am hi I have Michael on the line he's the uh engineer that's in charge of your case so he's just going to speak to you now and uh see what we can do okay okay okay thank you you're welcome hi Tisha Hi how are you I'm I'm fantastic a little busy but uh what can I do for you yeah so we're just looking for someone to come out and fix the unit that's it yeah I'll be there on May 1 is that all is that all you need so is there so my understanding is that it was cancelled uh on Friday uh I don't have a reason that's why it was canceled and then it was rescheduled I think about two I don't owe anybody reason I just go out there and I do the job I do the job I do the job when I can do the job I don't owe anybody any reasons so so you want me to come there sooner then what I want is professionalism first and foremost as absolutely I do I take very great I take very great pride in the work that I do the work that I do is topnotch Top Notch understand I understand my issue my issue isn't with you per se Michael my issue keeps getting it it keeps getting rescheduled and I don't understand why it's getting rescheduled now that may not be a you issue it may here the problem right now it's scheduled for me so if we were to make it sooner we would then be rescheduling it and you don't like this rescheduling so it doesn't sound like rescheduling would be a good ide idea because you don't like the rescheduling right now it's scheduled for May 1 so you're asking me to reschedule it because you don't like the rescheduling well yes because someone I'm assuming you were supposed to come out on Friday and then that's assuming you know what assuming does you know what assuming does tell me what does assuming do what does assuming do it makes an ass out of you and me right right so let's not come to assumptions who who is the mediator here because let me tell you something Michael doesn't need to come to my home at all mediator he is extremely unprofessional I don't know who's in the middle of this but you need to go ahead please disconnect Michael I don't want him near my home ma'am ma'am ma'am ma' m' m' ma'am m'am you need to settle down a little bit there Michael is the engineer in charge of your case if you if you keep being flippant with him it's going to be very difficult for us to get this this repair organized for you do you understand do you hear me do you hear what's happening though yes so you you're being a little bit unprofessional here ma'am I think you should maybe speak to him more cordially and just try and understand his point of view okay but no no no let me let me be very clear when I say this what I don't like is that it's being rescheduled about three times now and the nextable yeah I mean so what are we going to do here I mean what what what's the fastest you can fix fix m' ma'am shut up for a moment while I speak to Michael okay Michael what's the quickest you could go out there and and just fix this thing if it's that important I'll go right now I'll head over there right now I'll drop everything I got going I'll just go over there right now I got a blowtorch in the back let's go I'll go now okay you do that ma'am he's going to be over there now um are you at home yes they're at home okay he's going to come over there now and if you can maybe just drop the attitude let him in let him do his job okay we can get through this how does that sound make me a sandwich I'm skipping dinner yeah he's going to have to skip dinner M so if you could prepare some kind of sandwich for him that'd be great okay no okay you know what actually huh I think I do not feel comfortable with either of you I don't give a [ __ ] I'm coming Michael now let let's just tone it down a little bit okay we all have to stay if someone does come I'm the police will be there to you well they can help I don't care I'm coming can you ask them to sing roxan while they're there CU he would like a bit of music while he's doing his his job you don't have to turn on the red light that's a good one yeah could you ask them to do that while he fixes the dryer and then that' be nice for you right Michael you know what that'll do a concert and some food that'll keep you bu there you go there you go now now we're all getting along okay she's gonna serenate I'm calming down I have a couple drinks I'll calm down a little bit all right there we go ma'am is that cool with you please don't show up at my home ma'am how is he going to fix the dryer between the both of you I this I feel like I'm being pranked ah why would you think that please please don't show up at my home um just put it outside then well yeah put can you carry the dryer outside and and he'll fix it there then he doesn't have to come in go cuz otherwise how's he going to fix how does he fix the dryer I I don't understand the logistics of him fixing the washer and dryer if you're not going to let him in I don't I'm sorry you but your whole your yeah your whole complaint was that no one's coming out to fix your wash and dryer and now that he's coming out you're not happy with that it sounds like you're just not happy no matter what happens so oh wow this is wild this I feel like I'm being pranked I'm get very upset here M I'm just trying to do my job you're accusing me of making pranks you're talking down to my engineer here you're flip-flopping around with what you actually want what what are you supposed to do here what we supposed to do godamn it calm down I'm sorry I'm I'm telling you to calm down you have a drink she's gave me all upset she she's getting me all upset that's I've got to drink here I mean I can come pick you up if you want me to bring you with I don't need this I'm working till 8:00 tonight it's my kid's [ __ ] birthday party I don't need this [ __ ] from her you know what I mean how long's this going to take bam ma'am I'm so I'm confused um I really don't know if this is serious or not well of course it's serious do you think I want to waste my time on the phone talking about a washer and dryer sir do you not work from Home Depot because you're cursing at me I work from home for Home Depot yes so I'm I'm calling from home from Home Depot okay I tell you what I'll just hang the clo line for her I'll hang a clothes line for you lady and then you can just use that out in your backyard like everybody else would there you go there you go just dry your clothes the old fashioned way it works fine well it does and it's cheaper and then you don't have to have some bad man in your house fixing your dryer like oh no what terrible terrible guy in my house fixing my dryer unreasonable is this is this all Ju Just make him a sandwich have sting sing a couple of songs you know rock and whatever other ones they do and then you'll be good so unreasonable so unreasonable you're telling me I'm unreasonable I'm guessing I'm guessing you're already making sandwiches for sting and the rest of the group so why don't you just make him a sandwich instead of being this way you are adversarial you are adversarial confrontational definitely difficult ever tell me what I am you're Karen Karen you're a Karen aaren Karen don't call me a [ __ ] I didn't call you a coward I said Karen not aen you are A Kar let me be very let me you're the quintessential you're the definition of a Karen the contential Karen of a Karen yeah hey guys can you can you leave the fat [ __ ] alone and we can go on a break supervisor now you've woken up the supervisor what do you think about that make her hang up hang up lady we're done with you hang up hang up hang up your clothes are going to be wet from now on wet and dirty no I'm not going to hang up she won't hang up [ __ ] hang the phone up otherwise I'm going to be the one I'll be honest with you we have we have a special phone system and it won't disconnect the call on a customer the customer has to be the one that hangs up so if you could please hang up because seriously like it's my break in 2 minutes what and I only get 5 minutes I'm five minutes away I'll [ __ ] hang up that phone for her if she ain't gonna [ __ ] hang up the phone I'll hang it up for you lady see you want me you see what you did now Michael's Michael's coming over there to hang that phone up you see what you did let me tell you something as I said please don't come to my home you guys have called me a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] have called me a Karen you are a Karen you guys have you guys have been We Stand by our words we stand I stand by everything I said in those statements yes you are correct don't you agree with our assment that you're a [ __ ] let's just narrow let's just let's just boil it down to the lowest common denominator here you're a [ __ ] Karen okay let's just say it [ __ ] Karen I'm I'm so sorry you guys hatte your life in your job that must really just do as you're told sick of this job so what I can't get a job I have a criminal record and so does Michael man men are telling you what to do hang it up the pH bit all of this over a sandwich all of this over a damn sandwich I mean really bunch of food in your mouth you could have just made him the sandwich could you everything would have been okay as I said please do not have Michael show at my home he's going to come over he's coming over there to hang up the phone someone's going to have to do coming he's coming he likes on a fat toast we're nearly 1 minute into my break now Lady by the way okay okay sir I'm so sorry we're into your break I just want to be very clear if he shows up the police will be there as well yes and they better sing Rock Sam because that's his favorite one okay all right you make sure there's a sandwich and they wait till he gets there to do roxan okay cuz it's never as good if they have to do it a second time he wants to be there the first time they okay I hope you all have the evening you to go oh that was cold there she goes wow that was cold that was like we're having a great evening guys yeah we deserve a great evening now come on hey after the zoom you got to read that bitch's response after Zoom oh the lady on uh the only F yeah but put zooms ready she's not happy you should you should go follow her and tell her who we are I don't care do it now I now I just want to subscribe to her to freak her out yeah D let's let's all subscribe to her now all right Zoom meeting you say get in [ __ ] it up and get out of there we should all go at her on Twitter say my boss scobby told me to come follow you oh my God no no not that [ __ ] all over a sandwich unbelievable well I'm sorry you didn't get your sandwich Michael we'll try and get you another one they're going to let me in to the Monday night meeting come on now you [ __ ] you [ __ ] let me in oh come on and then after that had had a hard time unmuting for a moment um a food addict food addict living in recovery and um I just really want to Echo the power of M yes very good yes yes oh McDonald's yes what are you gonna do now moderator what are you gonna do now look at that sexy titties for anybody that hasn't been on a meeting when this has happened before if you [Laughter] just good work B first do you see her like little disapproving face like oh my God I don't approve of this at all holy [ __ ] oh yeah only F chick is creeped out by a scobby go go give her a follow and tell her it was us should I do it should I use the microphone what ask her ask her for a video where did she post that on Twitter oh under under reply yeah oh man let's go reply let's go reply to her yeah I see it there where do I see the what does pep mean pep I never heard of that oh all her replies are just Spam that all right [ __ ] that anyway you guys you guys reach out to her tell it was us I don't care she might become a fan I'll help her deal with that creepy boss it'll be hilarious get get her in here go go Rec she she can she can become a fan anytime go recruit her in here okay we got a special picture for her [ __ ] comes scobby you got this could mean speed should I just reply to a tweet that's [ __ ] disgraceful I say don't reply at all actually I won't scobby you do it scobby you do recruiter in here come on yeah I don't have a dummy account use your real account just use your real account say hi you won't care come on just explain to her the size of the black mate yeah she's going to be all over she's already wet this guy tried to buy Nikes and it didn't work how can you [ __ ] that up like how can you get that wrong what did he do he tried to buy Nikes and he can't do it for some reason oh [ __ ] be right back my speakers are coming your speakers are coming yeah eight huge boxes is that another Zoom there I'm up for that your call has been to reach is not available at the tone please record your message when you have finished recording you may hang [ __ ] off let me in let me in I'll try this Nike guy again while we're trying to get in here here comes the airplane oh [ __ ] there we go you're embarrassing meone with the calls for some tipping yes Elemental Watson 420 thank you on behalf of all those who suffer from explosive diarrhea on a daily basis your call has been forwarded Jeff muner points out there's only 54 likes as well that is pretty [ __ ] terrible actually guys come on smash that like button it's like you want me to put you on hold cuz I'll do it some other numbers for this guy let's see if we can persuade him to talk about it the person at extension all right whatever what about this one oh [ __ ] we're all right let's see what's going the anonymity of all involved in this meeting to the best of your ability do not allow the faces or voices of people in this meeting to be heard Oren look at that everyone that looks tasty look at me I'm a big fat slob you are got bigger titties some bom on here oh looks like we got some bombers everyone get in my bell moderator can you help moderator us is to shut down the meeting shut down the meeting just give up just give up completely just start eating like a big F excuse me this is Dale with zoom security hi Dale got some Zoom Pirates don't kick anyone yet me and Jim are getting their ID give us just 30 or 40 seconds please okay is Jim at work today or is he working from home Dale I know you're a pirate sir I'm not giving you info on Jim you're a butt pirate sir all right I think we need to shut down another 10 15 seconds and we're gonna have them ladies hold on you and Jim can suck my big fat [ __ ] sir watch your language [ __ ] you and [ __ ] Jim Jim's a hussy oh they ended the meeting let's go back in let's see if I start it again that was good [ __ ] Dale from Zoom security always showing up to ruin it all right I think we got rid of the zoom pirate bombers everyone thank goodness uh looks like Dale from Zoom security took care of that no uh oh what is that does anyone else see that I see it Jesus Christ this dap is making my nuts rub together it's good to St a [Music] fire oh my what is going on here we tried that you idiot but they just came right back in sorry I farted oh my God could somebody stop this the humanity somebody make it stop this is really triggering me triggering your house I'm going to go eat so much [ __ ] food after this stuff face I'm the host how do I get rid of him okay you go to um you go to to participants yeah participants yes and then what what do I do who is your host I don't know God how did this happen you got to help me here we got to save what's your name this is can I help you hi yes I'm I'm supposed to be hosting the meeting but it looks like there's some crazy naked man dancing around in front of the Wendy's menu what do I do okay you're the host right yeah I'm the host what do I what do I do so now listen to participant I'm freaking out of here guys this is my first time hosting and I don't know what to do ah oh God okay host hold on this is Dale again Dale I'm freaking out I don't know how that got they got that video of me doing my workout for my bikini body wow yeah go on do it I don't see anybody here listed as a host I'm going to claim host what's the host code I'll do it what's the host code I'll do it what is the host code let me do it I can fix this I'm supposed to be hosting we all have to come back we we did that already we tried that already they just came right back do you know what the host key is What is the host key somebody please yes give him the host code please who's whoever's got the host code give it to me don't tell any host code info you shut up lady you don't know anything about this yeah shut your damn clam hole [ __ ] oh wow I'm out of here these people are foul get out get out we don't want you here anywhere you stink and you're fat and we stupid we don't even like you was clear principled and life enhancing I am grateful for the physical emotional who's got the horrible audio noise coming through who is that ma'am your audio [ __ ] sucks fix it you idiot Jesus unbelievable unbelievable Golden Coral you're having Golden Corral that does sound delicious actually looking picture to die yeah would love to grab your head yeah put my big monster [ __ ] [ __ ] to your face start pissing right in your mouth and all over your face have you Expos that [ __ ] leg bottom [ __ ] hot [ __ ] ass rain let me piss on it put my [ __ ] dick right to it piss in it slide my [ __ ] up in your [ __ ] hot ass and start charging you up with just [ __ ] gallons of [ __ ] sperm oh begin now please I think it's just us bye everyone good meeting good to see you all bye I'm leaving that damn meeting all right who else needs my help here where are we up to let me know if we got more of these let's see us UPS that the next one no American Air we didn't do that one American a yeah Nike we did yeah we call Nike you didn't answer yeah American a that is correct thanks for the tip there Elemental Watson you're strin it overnight due to mechanical issues oh not a [ __ ] went $37 for hotel room $370 for a hotel room [ __ ] hotel did they stay in Hilton I guess Jesus [ __ ] [ __ ] there $69 you probably only in there for three hours too I know right they just didn't want to sit in the [ __ ] departure lounge or whatever Paula Murphy is not available to is that yeah that's all right come on lady Paula Murphy is not available to take Paula Murphy all right fine [ __ ] off now we're going to be uh UPS I need an angry delivery driver here might be a job for my scobby but I want some anger worst customer service try to talk to a live present okay hello hi there this is ronathan calling from the corporately aison team at UPS how you doing [Music] really like [ __ ] British scamming voice British your call has been forwarded to an damn all right didn't sound like the right person cuz it's supposed to be a [ __ ] Henry next number that's where Henry is at come on Henry pick up pick up Henry your call has been forwarded to voicemail wow Henry come on now don't like this hello hi I'm calling from UPS can I speak to Henry please um I this is not this is the wrong number oh why do you have Henry's number do you have his phone you're Henry now yeah you're Henry now all right no that's just going to be wrong let's do this diece someone everyone's always complaining about their Dyson you know supposed to be good but I don't know either it doesn't blow or it doesn't suck they always suck that's the problem they always suck all right what happened at Dyson literally the worst yeah literally the what [ __ ] number is that this looks like a foreign phone number wait a sec we can't can we call this that's foreign where the [ __ ] that's from oh [ __ ] Rings oh Nigeria no idea who's going to pick up now heyo hey ho I'm calling from Dyson by your complaint you're calling what I'm calling from Dyson about your complaint I didn't complain yes you did I heard you complaining about your Dyson you complain it doesn't suck we have microphones into your vacuum and we heard you complaining the other day that it wouldn't empty what happened well I don't know I was in the hospital for three weeks oh [ __ ] oh jeez are you feeling better now did the Dyson get you did you try sucking out the poison using your Dyson bye there she no idea who that was I don't think as to her she's supposed to be a banso yeah no that's that's like some actual Bano show number that we tried to call Bell fast may call some old lady dying yeah D Fest you see what you did belf Fest all right now to number room you met us call somebody on the way to the funeral home really yeah she's on a way out B fast you sick [ __ ] everyone should leave a tip for that poor old lady now otherwise something awful is going to happen to her mc.com save the old lady save the old lady from Belfast ter your call has been forwarded to voicemail how dare you come on Jamal your call has been forwarded to voice Jamal points out 142 watching and 57 likes you guys are a disgrace right now I'm going to your call has been forwarded to voicemail you guys are disgraceful 30 minutes technical problem yeah I think I'm going to have to there's no other way around it what I'm going to do cuz they don't like me playing this music anymore they don't like me playing that music so I'm just going to do uh this [Music] uh oh I'm not this one now you're stuck with this deal with it what now you better go smash that like button or this is just going to keep happening oh no no no no no no now we're all getting the whole trick nobody can give us enough what the hell the [Music] wrong I just give to me now do not L SP it what in the word is [Music] we need some tips too we need some more tips I'm not coming back till we get some tips that's it now I'm on strike [ __ ] these [Music] people bye everyone we'll see you [Music] Wednesday bye [Music] bye everyone shows over bye we actually got 64 likes now that's pretty good it's not good no tips though no not even one person left a tip can you [ __ ] believe this after everything I've done [Music] unbelievable I I've had enough for the whole music to to be honest with you I'm com I'm coming back anyway who else needs help in here let's see here let's do this xinity [Music] one remember that woman last week that challenged me cuz I said Comcast instead of Xfinity they really don't know it's the same company do they they should they don't though these idiots hello hello ma'am Ron calling from Xfinity is that Paula it is Paula hi reason for the call I'm a supervisor here I understand you reached out to us with a complaint I have reached out multiple times yes tell me I don't know if it's fixed now or not I'm looking for my tell me what happened what Happ P Pon well I've been having problems with the same two channels for weeks and weeks and weeks um you have the most awful really awful ivr system in the universe and they just keep it keeps just wanting to reboot my system and I keep saying no I want chos and finally the only way I could make something happen was to switter shame you and then then people start to get very friendly um let me take a look and see if it's works working right now normally there are two stations that work during the day and then they don't at night um and and actually I just look it's not thick the guy was here today he was a very sweet guy he did a lot of things yeah still M it ma'am can you speak on the phone please I've got the engineer here with me can't well let me see if I can hold on yeah talk talking to the phone cuz we can't hear a damn thing yourself when you do that I'm not on the phone I'm on I'm on the uh whatever it is it's terrible well what terrible look at my TV if you want to talk about terrible so so what's what's the channel that you're trying to watch right now it is hold on let me switch phones for you that' be great yeah so we could do with hearing what you're saying that would be nice you know what I mean now can you hear me this way I don't think you can it's exactly the same exactly the same no no I haven't switched I keep trying to figure out how to get it over to my um phone I'm on my iPad that's why it's this is [ __ ] ridiculous deal with Ronnie while I just I got to go get something just Ronnie you deal with this [ __ ] stupid phone I'll take over don't power power power ignore yes I'm sorry this is Alex ignore what he say yes try to switch to a phone so we can hear you actually what problem well I can't switch I said call me back okay now it's better now now is no I cannot call you back it is not possible well okay I don't walk me walk me through what channel what channel you have issue with oh my God 4:32 and this channel is what what what is this channel before he came huh what what name what what's the channel name the channel name is NBC NBC and you cannot watch NBC not at all it's worse now than it was yesterday and this has been like this for months it's fine during the day and then at night it's a it as soon as there's a problem there's a load it doesn't work so he came and he fixed things around the house which I knew was a waste of time and now it's completely jocked again completely like worse than NBC falls into our anti snowflake policy so some people that with detector uh should I call too snowflake is and uh we kind of stop the channel so they can spend their time on Fox which is way more uh yeah that educational what what the hell are you talking about that is that is correct watch the language watch the language don't be curing like that you just need to go watch Fox okay like he says just watch Fox she didn't like that at all let me call her back hello ma'am it's Ron here at Xfinity what happened with my supervisor there your supervisor told me I should go watch Fox what you why don't you just watch Fox then how dare you how dare you how dare you what's the matter with you tell me what to watch do you want to fix my system or do you wanna do you want to be a political [ __ ] well just watch Fox instead it's better anyway we're going to we're going to put Fox on each Channel you got each channel is going to be fox fox [Laughter] fox I don't think she wants to watch Fox for some reason hello hey ma'am sorry about that we got disconnected again who the hell who are you look ma'am we're here to fix your problem okay so then how can you be here to fix my problem by telling me to watch Fox well it's basically the same content that's what we're just trying to explain to you that not the same content it is better than NBC yeah but it's it's better than NBC cuz it's not all [ __ ] left wi and fruity you know what I mean just go watch F ma'am M think she heard me laughing at myself back how dare you tell me to watch Fox wow I here comes the airplane hello what do you want now I want you to watch Fox put Fox on right now there's a great program yeah okay great I'm going to block you thank no don't block me [Laughter] coverage terrible we have had some sexy looking tips tonight uh spinge bulb spinge bulb that's a new one says hilarious and underrated show thanks spinge bulb he donated 20 schmeckles 20 schmeckles b dog did a super chat it's not as good but it's nearly as good and said donate him because Ronnie makes me die laughing keep it up bro oh Ronnie's getting love in the chat okay yeah I see another [ __ ] snowflake was bitching about so you can go [ __ ] yourself if you don't [ __ ] like it go [ __ ] off again again that that backfired spectacular really that comment yeah oh well oh well uh all right damn people people are watch CNN let's do one more and then I'm going to go on a break sorry we're not snowflake friendly okay your life [ __ ] frish [ __ ] get to [ __ ] that's my response to you div Trump EX Executives from Fox watching the show like God damn it this is not the kind of promoting for our new [ __ ] is force everybody watching Fox that's how we get customers hello Joy hey oh is that is that is that Mr singer yeah yes hi sorry about that we're calling from Xfinity how are you doing I'm good uh okay reason for the call I I understand you putting a request to cancel your service is that correct I already did yeah well I work here at the retentions team at Comcast I what I've done is I've stopped the cancellation because I want to tell you about some of the special offers that we have no it doesn't matter I already did I have a Verizon account now okay well I I've stopped the cancellation because I think you should hear about some of the offers that we've got coming up we actually have some special offers coming up in May that I can give you access to right now including up to a 25% on our premium package were you aware of that what is your name you said my name is Ben do you understand English H do you understand this yes I do yeah well good there you go [ __ ] understood that didn't you go do it now we're not canceling it you can't cancel it okay you have to keep it Ben for there he goes he did not see that response coming oh no he was all like what he he did not see that [ __ ] answer coming to his little his little [ __ ] clever question there oh man Cardinal Flanigan is snuck in with a 30 schmeckle tip he's made everyone else look like fools like fools he's just swept in there 30 schmeckles in one g well done Cardinal well done Cardinal what top man uh all right I'm going to go for a little break run you're in charge of these people okay make sure they keep smashing the like button make sure they keep tipping cuz otherwise you know I might not come back I'll be watching on the YouTube while I go out for a smoke okay okay all right I'll keep an eye on you guys all right I'll be back M show.com [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] block him who we calling R uh Jeff 0424 oh you a little crackling noise in ring out again oh I can't about any went away it was just like one one R's [ __ ] [ __ ] was doing that way actually mine too you reached Ma just the first time it rang it it was all like a background well I just started I just started a dollar so I needs time to warm up warm it up let's see what our favorite [ __ ] uh thank you for our telephone meeting you may enter the confence [Music] if you are the moderator please press one otherwise please hold to be placed into the conference there are currently 24 other participants in the conference that feel wow holy [ __ ] that was a fast [ __ ] you how you supposed to have new people join yeah welcome to the conference center this conference is provided by www I got to see what I'm calling with if you are the moderator please otherwise please hold to be placed into the conference there are currently 16 other participants in the conference thanks margerie thank you everyone pleas you are now unmuted thanks Bernadet thanks everybody great meeting wait is that bernardet may I have your number yeah bernardet give me your number yes please give me your number I need your number too I like your voice I think I'm going to call you late tonight yeah Bernard dead go baby oh [ __ ] give it oh Berard I just want to put my big monster balls on your back you have been Ked now they got freed up wow can do anymore call Bano Hotel okay call uh doggy doggy incoming no doggy doggy it's going to be the woman which I help you oh te hey how you doing good how are you you got room tonight yep how much $92 92 we went up too much how much when when they went up to 92 it's $92 tonight I paid I didn't pay that last week I paid 75 last week yeah it's 92 right now why what's the difference $92 I paid 75 last week why is the difference okay benot we bring you some chicken curry how much bring you chi chicken one moment go check 75 in chicken curry well he's been too [ __ ] nice I pay 75 last week this week 92 what the [ __ ] lady coming what out there $92 I paid 75 last week why so much CU your change thank gandu gandu listen to me now I come and you give me a room for free G nights it's 92 it's not 92 [ __ ] Beno it's 75 put the woman on the phone put your sister on the phone put the lady in charge you the Beno like three nights right yeah yeah yeah don't stay at that hotel they going to jack you it's 75 they charge you mark you up put me on speaker phone yeah put the woman on the phone [ __ ] put it on the phone put the manager manager now what the [ __ ] put it on the phone put the manager now Pano do you hear me TR cond do you already room right so how manys you need more what you talking to a customer [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you Ben call later on [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] is playing CH what the [ __ ] you playing turn off your a porn call boxes boxes we can get in touch with them boxes boxes what is boxes we always talk to the lady now old man's never de no more either drunk wait what the [ __ ] is a oh here I want the [ __ ] kit I know boxes boxes all englishy hello all English how you doing good how are you you have a good day yes who are who's this this is your friend checking in see how you doing your friend I'm coming visit you next week hello hello who's this oh this PCH oh where's old man at what's up man there hey what's up there man what's up CH man how about you long time good where you been I'm here man working hard we calling you we call you never there oh man you come all the time that's why oh you you drunk that's why huh too much alcohol that's what's happening stop drinking stop drinking and passing I don't drink brother yeah stop lying baby you're short no we don't you don't drink you [ __ ] all the little the little CHS huh I don't drink all you drunk H we're always drunk drunk you drunk yeah you you born drunk no mhm yeah you were born drunk we always drunk I like that see my whole family don't drink so oh well that's stupid you should drink I'm coming I'm passing through in a couple weeks you got some little fun little Honeys you got some little girls to H be a with little yeah Indian girls huh come come yeah you do we're going to we're going to come hang out with you we're going to make you drink I don't drink I know we're going to get you really drunk why why don't you drink religious religious principles or what you know what happened my whole family don't drink so we never have a drink but why why why don't you drink you're missing it we born like that way you're born that way I don't think anybody's born that way no no but see my whole family I'm born India so nobody drink my whole family oh so you're from a dry State yes yeah that's why they make some nice bear in India I'm a Hindu Hindu Rel we never drink all right well that's people do we don't that's fantastic I got to go make some calls now hang up on him goodbye bye bye call back next day bye bye love you bye [ __ ] off you might not drink but he [ __ ] up all the last time we talked to him remember yeah he was wasted that one time he was wasted he doesn't drink but he smokes opium on the job I was about to yeah if he doesn't drink he on some strong [ __ ] what the hell is Stitch fix I don't know let's find out all together let's find out together right now let's make the customer tells yeah Stitch fix something to do with clothes but I don't know what they do to be honest Stitch fix all right I placed an order and I placed an order then immediately cancel it but my credit card was still charged yeah that's of course the more money we charge you the more we charge you come on now I want to find out what Stitch fix do your call has been ah come on now come on people [Music] right whatever whatever whatever you don't get any help from Stitch fix now you lost out FedEx what did you do we might need an angry FedEx driver here of course they didn't deliver the package for it did it a Chum you delivered a package to the wrong house and she's pissed your call has been forwarded to an don't you [ __ ] you bu me your call has been forwarded to no I'm going to keep calling your call has been [Music] [Music] [Music] forward wow really how am I supposed to help let's try this one at the tone please record [ __ ] you let's do this Comcast on usually it's just Xfinity we haven't done a standard Comcast one for a while now see if it still lets me use this number business oh yeah okay yeah that one works okay come cast technical assistance is awful Li poor lady terrible Li terrible to Verizon Wireless the number you dialed has Alter Beauty come on we got to get one of these [ __ ] can't you find me someone who's on hold Ronnie get me some I'm looking I'm looking is nothing all the [ __ ] from UK complaining about [ __ ] [ __ ] from the UK how dare they L's having a problem with the website maybe she's not been verified enough just got to go to a series of security questions I mean really people what's going on they were all picking up before I don't know what the [ __ ] happen these [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] fine maybe we need to do another Zoom meeting maybe that's what's called for here belf [ __ ] off yeah belf [ __ ] off you went terrible well we need some fresh meat in here now is this one silent ringing or is it not ringing probably not ringing with all look no oh I was just thinking about it for a minute previous H diing [ __ ] 23 years ago how you reach C at 916 oh that's her wow this number takes ages to ring I think it's silent ringing on me it's ringing right now silently like this there we go you want a Genia Hotel oh God should we get CH for that no man I get very confused by that stuff your number is a American hair okay you know I don't understand you guys when you talk like that to out for [ __ ] jzy [ __ ] so what did American hair do um I don't know something about [ __ ] credits 150,000 M credits or whatever here I don't know talk to the [ __ ] I see if they even pick up first I'm using a new system so you should be checking all the [ __ ] phone numbers CU that thing is faster pulling all the [ __ ] with the same now see they're doing it in chat they're talking all gen Z or whatever in chat again I don't like it I start kicking people out for it you got to speak on a good old English you got to speak properly please leave your message for six that's what at least we're trying to understand people don't want to talk right now R I don't know what the [ __ ] going on anymore I have to switch it up and do like a premium show Hotel call you know create a whole create a whole incident we cannot do it here yeah we can we can make little incident you know if I have a [ __ ] uh cuffs of my boss I can let loose oh I mean really these people why do they suddenly not want to talk about it you know I don't know I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on so something terrible is happening terrible it's the day the people refuse to answer someone said No Cap run I don't know what it means but I don't think it's good uh SE your number as a chiple a [ __ ] here says Chipotle you terrible Chipotle terrible how dare they chiple Pearl chiple let me we like four numbers for the account the last one complaining coming come on where the [ __ ] did you go [ __ ] uhoh why did my dial just stop working oh [ __ ] oh I know what I did hold on bear with me put the wrong sign in the wrong place cuz I got confused you know I figured yeah I do that [ __ ] sometime did that fix it I think it did R her [ __ ] we're going to become politicians one day hello hi there ma'am this is ronathan calling from the corporately A on team at Chipotle how are you doing really you [ __ ] ignorant [Music] [ __ ] hello hi this is ronathan calling from the corporately aison team at Chipotle am I speaking with Melissa yes you are Melissa hi reason for the call it's concerning a tweet that you had sent over about a problem with the customer service MH could you tell me what happened so we got an order Saturday and I yeah we stopped going to Chipotle for a while because of inconsistent ordering um and most of it is portion I mean I didn't even have that much rice and we didn't get double chicken which I'm glad because it would have it doesn't matter for about SC and all I have like a half a bowl of rice three pieces of chicken and some cheese okay and I'm just done with you guys because you've sent us coupons and it just it doesn't get any better and I think it's terrible and then they I had a thing saying followed this chat on um the website and I tried to and it kept disconnecting and the person's like okay well I can't help you anymore so we're just done and I just I want our money back for our order from Saturday okay ma'am right oh that's the other thing my husband had to wait 15 minutes past the time he had placed the order online I think he went and picked it up at like 6:40 whatever and it was just ridiculous that that's what the food was his was a full Bowl mine was not yeah so look this is a little bit awkward ma'am um but we do have a note on here that um uh how can I put this your husband had ask them to only give you half a bowl because he thinks you're getting a bit too tubby and that's the note that I have on here so that's something I think you need to have a conversation with him about I'm sorry can you please repeat that hang on hang you got the [ __ ] balls to say something like that wait who has a note on what excuse me who is this I'm I'm her husband I'm the one that paid for this and picked up your [ __ ] food oh you paid for Chipotle big spender here wow I'm impressed all right listen ginger beer Bowl listen gingerbeard get home and there's $2 worth of [ __ ] in it listen gingerbeard I know that might be like an exotic day out for you and her but what you're fake you're a scam you're not even real this isn't Chipotle my di bid what did he say bantoid ah the British benot comes again amazing hello hey ma'am I'm sorry about that that angry redneck man came on the phone I'm sorry who's onop itop itop it stop it all right you tubby Ginger prick be quiet over there bald head okay listen ma'am the problem is that you are too big to have like a full bowl of rice you know is that right like you're a big girl you could land yourself a better man like someone with some hair who's not ginger [ __ ] you don't call this number ever again go suck yourself why would you say F to land a better man she's too ugly too fat m'am if you just if you ate the half bowl of rice instead of all that cheese and stuff that you've been eating then you wouldn't be stuck with this silly prick he go call and call it one more time yeah I want to I want to get him really mad [Music] ban choid bid I'm going to use that one now bantoid oh Belfast back here but hey hi Melissa Evans please leave your message and back as soon as I can Melissa oh fast badby bringing Zoom meetings here hia all right let me see where I'm up to here got this FedEx one here don't think we dealt with that one told me it was at Walgreens and I could pick it up or something okay please leave your message for ah hello I'm calling from fed I'm calling from FedEx may I speak to Stephen please Stephen hi calling from the FedEx complaints department reason for the call is I understand You' reached out to us with a problem yeah could you tell me what happened oh the main thing was um I was receiving a package that was signature required I okay missed the first delivery oh so I made sure I stayed home all day Saturday so I wouldn't miss the delivery it was uh important to me because it was car parts and right I had uh my car taken AP part in anticipation of these things okay so I stayed home didn't leave the house and uh then I got a text message saying that an attempt delivery attempt to be made okay and I know that no delivery attempt was made I have a video doorbell and I was sitting on the couch 10 feet from the door so and was this today I didn't get the delivery what and was this today this attempted delivery no that was on Saturday on Saturday okay I see so have you received the delivery since then I just picked it up okay I ended up changing it to uh you know a pickup and I got it today okay too late to uh do any work on the car then I had to just put it back together sure sure so if I understand this right the delivery attempt was made on Friday but you weren't home Friday and so they came back Saturday or allegedly came back Saturday but you didn't hear them knock or anything like that no there was nothing oh my goodness okay uh what I'm to do um just to make certain that this doesn't happen again in future I'm going to reach out to the driver now while you're on the phone if that's all right um and just you know make sure that he's aware to um and you said you had a doorbell do you have like a ring doorbell or something like that yes I do okay so you obviously if there was a delivery attempt you would have had it on on camera I guess right I would have yeah sure okay uh let me reach out to him now cuz I'm just conscious that he's due to finish his show Shi in 3 minutes so I just want to make sure I catch him while he's available just uh stay on the line for [Music] me Alex speaking how can I help you hi Alex ronathan calling from corporately aison how are you I'm good how can I help um could I give you an internal reference for a uh delivery attempt from uh Friday and Saturday yeah go uh the internal reference is going to be xbq 8 008 514 B for Bravo that's the internal number uh just confirm the name on there for me there is uh Steven Ms yeah so um customer reached out because uh obviously he missed back has been picked up yes yeah it has been picked up uh reason for the call is the customers uh made a complaint on social media that um he's he's saying that you you alleged a delivery attempt on Saturday but he has a ring doorbell and it never you know you were never there um was there oh I mean he's he stepen are you can you hear us yes hi I went over there I went over there I ring the bell no answer I bang on the door no answer I look through the window and I see some fat guy sitting like 10 ft away from the door on a couch and just sitting over there and I guess he was sleeping or he was knocked out drunk or I don't know passed out oh okay so you did go there like 5 minutes over there and then I left yeah what what am I try to do what do you want me to do huh yeah he's saying he was there on Saturday so okay I'm not a fat guy oh uh so I don't know who you were looking at somebody was sitting on a couch passed out the couch was like I don't know 10 15 ft away from the door was that you I don't I I wasn't passed out I was sitting on my couch I you sleeping I guess from the front door so oh I could see it from the window I looked through the window h man why why am I even on a call here well he's we we've had to put a complaint on your file that's all for uh um complain complaint to me yes because you you said that you attempted delivery and the gentleman no no no no no no no custom is lying well I don't think he's lying Alex I I think you know he's got no reason to to I went over there I got proof I went over there I was knocking I was ringing on a he's got one of this I guess ring bells or whatever the one with the camera and [ __ ] he did not respond and I left so is that true and now he's putting a complaint on my name well yeah it's going to be logged as a complaint on your record I'm afraid no he better remove the complaint right now well he he's had to go collect the delivery you know that cuz you yeah because he requested to be dropped off and he's going to pick it up okay Steven were you were you asleep when he he came with the package is that what happened no I was not asleep oh listen [ __ ] you were passed out on the [ __ ] couch and now you put a complaint on me take that [ __ ] back you [ __ ] you can't see my couch from the door I just checked it I'll send I see the [ __ ] couch from the window you [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on whoa whoa whoa there [ __ ] tired of you [ __ ] all complaining oh my God Alex [ __ ] come over there in your [ __ ] house and [ __ ] I'm going to shove you in the [ __ ] couch Alex make sure you never [ __ ] leave the couch Alex stop it you there is no need for this language okay apologize [ __ ] don't complain okay well yeah I I mean next next time can you make sure you ring the doorbell properly when you go over there that's all we're asking I'll definitely I'll definitely ring the doorbell in 11 minutes I'll definitely do that what do you mean in 11 minutes what does that mean it's for him to find out no what does that mean okay I'm going to call the police now so sir don't do that hold on let's just what do you mean Alex on the way I'm on the way on the way where you finished you finished your shift 2 minutes ago you should be on your exactly you should be on your way home now yeah I took a detour what get security SEC on the line get security on the line don't not again Alex not again nobody can help you no security can help you even the Army can help you now I'll show you what a angry driver do to a customers like you complaining [ __ ] got to go uh Steven you ain't going anywhere make sure he just like I got to go he scared the [ __ ] out of him hi hi Stephen it's just do on the line now yeah um so yeah it I'm looking at his GPS tracker and it looks like he's headed to your place right now great okay I'm going to call the police no you don't need to do that sir he's he's completely harmless I think he just wants to talk to you about your complaint I don't want to deal with this guy so this has not made things any better I mean you you did upset him a little bit Steven with some of the things that you said I didn't even say anything that should have said him okay he's uh he's six minutes out according to the tracker here um I I wouldn't worry too much about him okay he is har he has done this before we have had one incident of him getting angry at a customer before and um all he did was he threw some eggs at the house that kind of thing but there was no oh okay you know there's nothing to Stephen uhhuh there there's nothing to really worry about okay how do you know that he sounded pretty mad but he's he's oh hold on he's he's calling the office now hold on I've got an incoming call coming in from him let me oh my [Music] God Hello Alex did you hang up with me uh well the customer hung up the line I don't care the customer hung up the line I got to talk to you okay what is it Alex what what can I do how can I help this situation I'm going there no no Alex not again we're going to repeat the Halloween 2018 oh do you don't tell me you've got the eggs again really not only the eggs what do you mean not only the eggs don't don't do this Alex don't do do this Alex you have children think of your children I'm going to sacrifice that [ __ ] Alex no he's on the line with us he can hear you you know so you hang up on me and you kept him on the line he's oh he hung up he really he's really scared of [Laughter] you oh my god Sten [ __ ] Steven please leave your message for stepen I always tell them that he's a [ __ ] so they don't have to feel physically scared he's like I'm calling the police all [ __ ] one1 what's your emergency I got a angry driver coming to my house all right who needs my ho let's see we're nearly out of complainers here we're going to zoom zoom oh we got Zoom all right belf Fest do your thing in here make it funny here comes ronathan all right get him belf first requir oh it's the one where they're all in the same room yes only OA approved literature love this one is displayed at this meeting get him Bell first many many OA members find that reading our literature on a daily basis further reinforce say how to live the 12 Steps literature is do you do you know how Toby Toby make me a co-host or step meeting at this meeting we read a step from the o08 12 12 and sharing will go around the room please liit your face have you exposed that [ __ ] egg bottom [ __ ] [ __ ] ass ring let me I don't know this meeting I don't get any others we're special hi CH so are they still on or what yeah yeah they are but we but we can go we have to keep going okay um hi everybody my name is ronathan I am a male prostitute and the Man in the blue shirt he owes me some money you know the man in the blue shirt there with a beard he owes me some money and I heard at a meeting this past week that every fear is selfed fear like I never heard that and so I've been going around trying to remember I would love to grab your head my big monster paw fcking to your face start pissing right in your mouth and all over your face have you exposed that [ __ ] NE botom [ __ ] piss on it put my [ __ ] dick right to it slide my [ __ ] up in your [ __ ] ass start charging you up with just [ __ ] gallons cuz he's been in total denial of how serious it might be and I was able [Applause] [Music] to because this is my primary addiction you stupid woman so the week you know so that's been very helpful um hearing that self-centered fear because it's all about how I um and it might not even happen and I don't don't do that but the fear is always um his father and his grand grand di 54 this diseas what's when he hit you know I broke my accident I thought I had so that's my biggest struggle keep in the moment also myself getting busier I see assist they all keep looking over hey R you're the host women's chch and I have how the [ __ ] did that happen they made both he made your and then I had a bit of a medical issue I'm talking more than five minutes had a bit of a medical issue which is turning out okay but I have to have a biopsy on Wednesday I know it's fine I'm not worried about that at all is turning out okay but I have to have a biy Wednesday turning out okay but I have on Wednesday coost maybe I need to stop and be still for a little bit longer name I've been trying to meditate with them and listen to readings and um very spiritual and then just sitting on my little night you know this called cuz I have an addiction to my phone and once I start I'm rename playing on it I mean two hours can go by and I have no idea well that affects my sleep it affects my energy uh my anxiety so I've been trying to be a lot quieter um and that all helps with the food of course that I pass thank you for your honesty Carol okay we're on Step 11 oh perfect [Music] perfect see God does have a way yeah he does we like yeah so I just will read what it is Step 11 is sof through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood him praying only for knowledge of his will for us let me in and the power to carry that out would you take come on in compulsive reader and food addict spiritual principles spiritual awareness when we attending Anonymous meetings most of us were attracted by the unconditional acceptance we experienced that lifechanging acceptance has continued to sustain us as we work the steps and face the changes that have grab your head yeah challenged to seek out more direct bottom [ __ ] [ __ ] ass let me piss on it put my [ __ ] Char [ __ ] gallons [ __ ] based on this shared belief excuse me particular concept the exact of you know in meetings we often hear the power my higher power hi guyson those been around long enough to work through the first Power signals of Freedom come to appreciate and even treasure the freedom to encounter this healing Force direct express our beliefs however we choose in order to recover from compulsive eating and other compulsive food behaviors we need an ongoing relationship with this higher power we find having complete freedom to seek that relationship is a vital aspect it takes more than spiritual freedom to establish and relationship with a power great I you have to develop a relationship with have take action Step 11 you're challenge power the same way same way we must develop any relationship taking the time on a regular basis most foundary I've had enough of that talking put them in the waiting room oh no we're about to get a [ __ ] hey hey hey Jesus penis penis penis penis penis pen penen penen pen I think it's us it's only us it's us us oh my god oh [ __ ] it I've got bigger titties than you do I've got chines I've not seen my Willie in two years just long enough to declare legally Jesus Christ wait hold on hold nuts rub together hold on she's on the phone but I've I've got to turn my computer on so you have to bear with me okay okay who's getting be disconnected the zoom meeting didn't they I think soby the fat [ __ ] is snitching don't want to stay on the meeting the room disconnected because of the bombers I'm going to call her bombers Toby they're Zoom Pirates don't call them bombers you fat [ __ ] hey there this is 617 fire hey there God sorry there this is 371 let's have a smell all right o w dang w D Tracy you look like you're having a good time I love Tracy's hair Tracy Tracy tease your hair for us Tracy play with your hair we like your wig Tracy Tracy I want to run my hands through your hair oh your scalp is hot Tracy unmute and talk to us come on Trac de Tracy there you are how's it going Tracy what happened to the meeting Tracy any comments any thoughts this is your chance you up do you use Pantene products Tracy what why do you ask your hair is so lustrous run your fingers through it do it Tracy would you like me to would you like me to let the real meeting back in again because they're in the waiting room right now trying to get back in really [ __ ] up for them watch I'm going to let them back in woo here they come here they here they come watch this watch I'm and then I'm going to kick them right out again the higher power we bring into our prayers all the things that concern us shut up we pray about these things so we can get our way but so we can bring our will regarding them they back Tracy don't tell us about your sexual Adventures anymore all of us who seek to develop a relationship with higher power through prayer experience times when we feel angry with God perhaps in the past our reaction to this anger has been to pretend it didn't exist denying our anger to God and to ourselves or perhaps we we reacted by giving up on prayer entirely as we seek to God neither of those options work for us any longer so we go ahead and express our anger but we keep on talking to God the anger passes answers come and we find that we have drawn closer to our higher power through this experience many of us have found that the practice of writing down our angry feelings or other concerns in letters to God is a great help as we write we clarify issues we express our feelings honestly and we communicate with our higher power in a way that is very tangible to us OA members have been known to deliver prayer letters to God and all sorts of they can go back to the waiting room I don't want to listen to that [ __ ] anymore going back in the waiting room they're so boring let's talk to Tracy how did you take over completely because it's funny and just because we can you know yeah yeah but how did you manage to completely take over when we supposedly have control of the the room we're a lot smarter than you are we're a lot smarter than you guys basically is the problem theill leave the message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible Toby answer the phone I'm calling you [ __ ] Toby answer your phone there you [Laughter] go oh my God oh my God Tracy you get way more education here than a real meeting yeah Tracy this meeting is not helping you at all all you have to do is just stop eating exercise more eat healthy that's it simple you don't [ __ ] free your mind and your ass will follow yes ass will gez yeah this is my meeting now I'm afraid Tracy Tracy get up show yourself on the camera let's see how fat are you oh we got Jenna in the waiting room hold on let Jenna in Jenna can come in hi Jenna hi Jenna Jenna can you unmute please so we know it's you it's a a crazy crazy situation Jenna so crazy situation in here Jenna crazy crazy crazy Jenna we need your input please it's it's not a it the the meeting has been hijacked so a crime your River [Music] baby the meeting has been completely hijacked Jenna could you explain what's going on with your username please why are you called that we are the hijackers Jenna why is why is your username Jenna the big fat [ __ ] are you really a [ __ ] is it true curious I'm interested oh and you even changed my name back to the fat [Laughter] [ __ ] I might have done that a little bit have done that you would change her name no Jenna changed her own name cuz she wanted to be [ __ ] tonight she did it herself I didn't do that I only did your name oh my God what we going to do now Tracy someone's wanting me to sing to you sing her a song sing yeah can we sing you a song a heart that's [Music] true oh look her ass perked up keep going commando stop now Elvis I don't need no other lover CZ you're the one that I'm thinking of oh don't be crew to a heart that's true oh Tracy I love you [Music] honey yeah okay Tracy will will Tracy will you marry Dale [Laughter] helpful all this that's what all this is about we hijacked this meeting just so he could ask you something very important Tracy I've been following the meeting silently I don't want to stalk you honey Tracy do you want to see something hilarious Tracy watch what happens when I type these numbers make sure your microphone's on Tracy what's that TR r r r r your phone Tracy Tracy don't just stare at it answer it answer Tracy that's potential spam yeah it'll it'll do that it's a800 number so I don't trust it try Mar now it's saying Athens Ohio answer answer it Tracy just answer it answer it I'll be fine man [ __ ] you want to [ __ ] call from a pizza place or what answer it no I'm not gonna answer it Tracy answer the phone no come on you make the devil mad what's the worst that can happen Tracy Tommy wants me to know if I can smell your feet you don't want there go Tracy Trac calling now who's calling now answer the damn phone Tracy now it says what does it say now it says New Jersey answer the number answer the number Tracy oh my God that's scary scary what number is it Tracy what number is itary what number is it honey you have reached Tracy maror Tracy tell us tell us what the number was message rased Tracy the number Tracy what Tracy what did you do Tracy you left your voicemail pen as the default didn't you huh your voicemail pin is it the last four digits of your phone number by any chance my voicemail pin yeah your voicemail pin it's the last four digits of your phone number isn't it I MH don't you don't remember but it is trust me well it was it was until a couple of minutes ago Tracy come on you got to play with us Tracy you should have answered the phone like really I'm not answering the phone okay now who's calling who's calling now look who's calling now oh Pam's in the way oh now it's claiming that I'm calling myself yes yourself hi Pam how the heck are you doing this Pam's back in here pam pam welcome to the meeting how you doing still still got the troll you need to sit down we can host Toby I think took over oh this shit's getting [ __ ] boring hold on I am Toby this is Toby no it's it is look it says right there my username is Toby don't snitch don't snitch on us Tracy you're with us now Tracy we changed your voicemail greeting because we didn't like the old one okay what the heck are you tell are you serious yeah when you yeah when you call your voicemail it's going to be a new message now it's an it's a better message though your old one was boring are you kidding me I got your contact information I'm inside your phone right now he's in your phone right now looking through your contacts who do you want us to call I can listen through your phone I can look through a camera you [ __ ] now you can watch you touching yourself every night watching watching anime Tracy heck yeah called it you've been watching anime haven't you Tracy I don't watch anime you've been watching something weird let's watch it together now you've been watching Adult material Tracy go computer together just just give me your cup and tell me how many fingers please what Jesus he's asking how big are your tits cup size I know I I understand that but well answer the question understand the second question how many fingers answer this question who did that to your hair cuz we can get him for you we're going to kill him for you kill him yeah yeah hairdresser gave you the haircut we're hackers and we're hit it's just overdue I'm overdue for one let's shave it off you're about 30 years old Tracy you're about you're about GNA get you're about gonna get you're about 30 years overdue honey no it's not 30 years it is over a mohawk really no I'm not getting a mohawk okay sho I'm gonna call Toby from gonna get I'm gonna get a I can't get to on the a Dr haircut shave it all off shave it all off completely just go bald not quite like that lady in Alien three Tracy just get a shape up yeah cuz your hair is really Butch it is wa Butch yeah and not just the hair on your [Music] head does the carpet match the drapes Tracy yeah Tracy are you down there drapes are funny is that is that [ __ ] that hairy down there God damn that would be bad how big's your Landing Strip oh jeez it's a [ __ ] STP or a patch is it a land is a strip a pet [ __ ] acre of [ __ ] grass oh you guys are bad do they need a r ride on MOA to cut it down F you need a fuckor like [ __ ] this commercial combines combine harvester harvest the [ __ ] wheat wow harvest the let me ask you this what the [ __ ] you still doing in here you like getting she likes us she likes us you like are you Tracy are you having fun as the longest somebody's been talking to you in the last 10 years are you having fun Tracy uh I guess uh I don't know yeah you are you're having a great time you are Tracy when the last time you got this much attention yeah yeah tell me when was the last time the meeting was this good the meeting's never been this good all of you yeah take your shirt off and scare all of us come on take it off Tracy take it off she just show us those big titties come on girl stop beating around the bush Tracy you're live on the internet right now do you have anything to say to the whole world live on the internet do you have any pets Trac Tracy give a shout out to him she's got a [ __ ] coach oh what she's got a crotch Gremlin a little critter she hid a little critter down here piing on Tracy she got something H down there and it's not Gizmo that's why she never got that's why she never gets wet cuz she doesn't want any more G oh my God Tracy I'm G to take you to Red Lobster you like Red Lobster Tracy take her Long John Silver man well get to harvest her vagina for the dinner meal Long John Silver got [ __ ] sea urch down there Barnacles Ur oh God scoop it out you got to scoop it you got to scoop it out with a spoon Tracy is not a crab cake lay off her Tracy Tracy come on give us some [ __ ] back give us some back come on come on give us some abuse I'm liking I like yeah I like I like you Tracy talk some [ __ ] come on let it all out you're live on the internet you can say anything you want no restrictions I get I get heart when somebody I get heart when somebody talking [ __ ] to me this is a no restrictions platform do do this for me Tracy tell that tell that British guys say just say bite me real loud that would be awful i' would be so shocked be awful I'd be so shocked if you said that do it say bite me do it do it do it come on come on Tracy come on Tracy make make something up I'm near your camera make something up I'm nearly there derogatory come on Tracy tell toch your carpet be wild come on yeah once come on Tracy let out something like that come on Tracy do it do it one big release of craziness do it Tracy let it out you don't want me to talk about my college days yeah we do yeah we do yeah we do tell us all about itle days tell us show us the light show us the B Tracy badass Tracy come on baby boring you know you banging okay one more question Tracy and I'm going to leave you alone how many lonely person devices do you own lonely person devices yes yeah how many dildos you have how many be honest oh my God be honest Tracy um currently oh whole draw let her finish currently let her finish let her finish the sentence she's counting right now come on come on you need a calculator I don't need a calculator 10 20 50 let's just say it would take six hands to count she doesn't have just the ones that take well I mean I would like to give you a number but I can't we' we've already got your number we've had you a number for the last 30 minutes or so look I wish I could give you a number who do you think it that way oh on the oh on that oh I see what you're saying so it's too many to count too many dildos to count then so too many yeah do they plug in the wall charge they have batteries are they from the 80s each one has a name of the day of the week yeah you got wed Wednesday morning Wednesday afternoon and Wednesday night and then you got Thursday morning then he goes on got by she got him by the hour yeah what's the biggest one you have how big is it show us yeah show us your show us some of the collection show us the biggest one you have we want to see if you if you show us the biggest dildo you own then we'll give you the meeting back I'll make you the I'll make you the host oh geeez it's a good deal it's a good deal I always honor my deals you show us the deal you honor your deal show us the show us the biggest dildo you own and I will make you the host how am I gonna just do it I don't TR how am I gonna I can't trust you guys no but I'll make a deal I'll make a deal with you you show you show us your collection and we won't bother you ever in the meeting again you we will never bother you again can you imagine if she just pulled out from between her legs and it was already there that [ __ ] that's vibration G to go to a meeting like this with something like that maybe it's kind of hot yeah I would go go come on show us the dildo show us the dildo and then I'm Gonna Make You The Host do you really think I would be in a meeting in maybe maybe not but you got a hand over there it's close byone dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo no more excuses [ __ ] Tracy I've been been [ __ ] Tracy who's [Laughter] that Tracy Tracy you better go the dildo before this go that's veiny or definitely smooth smooth show it to us come on let us see yeah come on Tracy okay is it is it flush colored or is it black or brown Tracy she likes a purple did she leave oh no she's there she just turned the camera she's here she I get it you guys are ridiculous Tracy go go get the dildo and we'll make you the host yes show Doo and we are here and you be the host and you bring all your friends back in here yeah you'll be a hero you'll be a hero to all the other fat people we H our we H our whatever we say right come on Tracy good we square square do it do it Tracy go get the dild there come on come on I want to see get your favorite one get your favorite one oh what happened she no she's got to get the biggest one did she leave she went get it she left she went maybe she went to get it no she left she had to move her camera she don't know how to do it oh is she coming back nope we got a number so that was amazing gone that was the best zoom meting yet W I don't really want to leave cuz I'm the host so I'll lose the house thing if I um they keep the real people keep trying to sneak back in here I keep seeing them come into the waiting room and then leave again do you like your username Ronnie open up the me and take the weding room off because myself now okay now I'm Tracy all right I just turned the waiting room off so people can just come back in now anyway I can't K you out stream as well belf let me you a co-host and then you can just stay here or should I make you the main host and then you can just stay in here can you yeah probably in the background can you can you just leave something open in the background so that they can't have it back y she didn't honor the deal she should have honored the deal I would have I would have legit made her the host and just left as well but why she come back she going be like hey guys here's all of them just waving a [ __ ] handful of dildos bag of them the beds got [ __ ] they all laid out on the bed the whole bed full I like how there was too many to count she was legit trying to count them in a head and there was too many exactly oh that was amazing okay all right Belfast I'm gonna which which account is you Belfast the Tracy and lower case Tracy and lower case Okay uh okay yeah I left saw the other Tracy with Tracy with a KNE made my hands up there you go I just made you the host so right so just just stay in there okay just keep that browser window open see if a bunch of dude is going to show up on the camera and give us a shout if they all come back in I was PR it's been a long time from we got a hold of the host how did that happen how did I get to be host I didn't I just sayen that I was host I don't know how I became host and I just give it to you I don't know how they made me host they must have clicked by accident they must have [ __ ] clicked make you host by accident they really [ __ ] up like they really [ __ ] it up they were like how did you hack our meting I don't know I was just host I just [ __ ] looked and I was the house I was like okay amazing well I'll TR in the background if they come in I'll be I'm I'm I'm going to leave but if they turn but try and stay in there like all night like see how long we can keep the meeting for oh that was good it's nearly time to get out of here who should I call before we go let's see um I think we got a couple of complainers in get to yeah we got two Greyhound bus complaints and then I'm done with [Music] [Music] complainers Thanks Dale good point everyone should go to mecon show.com tip the best thing to do would be to go to macron show.com jooin and make sure you join us for the uh supporter shows this week cuz they're going to get even Wilder what happened at Greyhound this is how your employee treats my 82-year-old mother-in-law who tried charging her oxygen tank the employee tried to fight her Jesus okay I want to get involved in this oh yeah I want to see about good [ __ ] there's got to be more to it than that why would he fight a woman with an oxygen tank uh bollocks sorry we got another number remember the last greyone one was that the one with the dude where the driver [ __ ] died do you remember that prick yeah that still winds me up when I think about it you know hello speak oh hi there this is ronathan Callin from Greyhound how are you doing I'm good sir how about you sir real good thank you reason for the call is I work in the corporate investigations department and I was recently made aware of your case um so I'm going to be kind of taking responsibility and overseeing things from here on out um could you just start by telling me what happened exactly yeah I can actually do it better I actually have my wife here she's home now she was uh she was involved with everything um I was just you know her advocate because I was her husband you know am her husband I was worried about her safety uh she's here now um her name is Lita Matthews and it was her I assume it was her mother that had the altercation with the driver is that right hi W how pop uh okay there was a incident with um one of your employees at the that works in the uh Greyhound bus station in Oklahoma City um they when we got there uh I guess to clean um the the bus they were switching out bus drivers and they told us to vacate the bus and go you know go rest and go to the bathroom and whatever and then come back in 20 minutes so my mom and I went inside to use the bathroom and I had to plug in her um her oxygen because she has a portable Inogen oxygen okay and the um plugs on the Greyhound that we were that we were sitting at were not working that well so I had to plug her in um so I went to the bathroom I left her there I told her to plug herself in I came back and one of the young ladies yelled at everybody and she looked at me and she said I told you guys to get out of here just like that I told you guys I'm not gonna tell you again right and I looked at her and I said excuse me she said you heard me I told all you guys we're we closed at two and I you need to uh you need to all get get out of here and I said okay well I said give me a couple minutes that's not how you talk to people I H I have to plug in my mom and I need to charge my phone because I had my ticket in my phone and she goes I don't care what I don't care what you need there's a plug outside and I said oh great okay yeah yeah she's yeah anyway um so you are I mean ma'am can I ask so a couple of things cuz we are having to launch a formal investigation here are you currently kind of responsible for your mother's care yes I am yes okay and you are aware that trying to plug in a 1500 watt oxygen concentrator into a 100 watt Outlet on a bus wouldn't work very irresponsible of you to even try it could potentially even damage the equipment why would you not be aware of that if you're caring for your mother that's incorrect the one that we have is portable and that's not irresponsible of me that is so what's the what's the wattage on that device then I don't know that's not the problem so you don't you don't even know the fact that you don't even know means that you're a very responsible carer do you know that that's the kind of information you should be aware of if that oxygen concentrator is keeping your mother alive you're trying toover no no no this is not this I'm this is the problem this is the problem you are an irresponsible person and you are an ignorant person and that's why this problem happened [ __ ] you mother hold on hold on don't you call my [ __ ] phone with that tongue with my [ __ ] wife and here we go with the ghetto [ __ ] all right here we go yep yep y there they go they go what pair of [ __ ] morons call him back and curse him out look can I point something out okay right when you go when you go on a bus or a plane or a train and they have those Outlets to plug things in they can barely [ __ ] charge my iPhone cuz it's an iPhone [ __ ] plus with the bigger battery in it and half the time those things don't even charge my phone so if your mother needs oxygen to live then that's the kind of information that you might want to [ __ ] look into do you know what I mean like for real like you might want to consider whether whether this [ __ ] bus Outlet is [ __ ] big enough to support this oxygen I'm surprised the [ __ ] [ __ ] even work honestly I'm yeah I'm shocked it works to all ITA hello hello yes hello is this the irresponsible daughter don't look don't don't talk to me like that look listen I I'm gonna just give you I'm I'm going to give you if you're from the corporate you don't think you should be aware of the electricity drainage on your mother's oxygen have employees like this but you know what it's okay because I have a video I have a video of your of your uh you're you're you know why you [ __ ] stuttering your mother wouldn't need oxygen didn't smoke so many new parts and suck so much dick [ __ ] trying to hit my mother oh y [ __ ] each should have punched her in the face you're all [ __ ] dumb asses [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you talk to me like that shut up you g ass [ __ ] trash you [ __ ] you can talk all you want to behind hold on you can talk all you what are you do what are you gon to do what are you going to do [ __ ] [ __ ] you want to behind phone [ __ ] I'll bring my supervisor you want to talk to my supervisor you want to talk to my supervisor you can talk all that [ __ ] we got an aggressive call on line three we got to get [ __ ] supervisor here can hear me him SC just [ __ ] scream at him sir can you hear me there he goes there he goes listening call him call him back call him back and just start screaming I think he's angry yeah go at him scobby get him get him don't even try to reason with him just start screaming your call has been [Laughter] forwarded your call has been forwarded oh I think they blocked the number let me change it by one digit let me let me change it we'll get him we'll get him buddy don't worry he was [ __ ] piss your call has been forwarded he got so pissed when I said the driver should have punched her in the face that's when [ __ ] [Laughter] lost dude here's a video on her Twitter oh there's a video of it oh [ __ ] let me see let me see post it him post him does the fu does the driver actually [ __ ] attack her or yeah I don't know watching right now post the link in here I want to see copy link should have punched her in the face oh scobby scobby it's ringing your call has been forwarded vo the person no they're [ __ ] done one more try from another number but I I [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm trying to figure out what the [ __ ] is going on it's all ghetto in there G go look at look at their Twitter in like 2 minutes go look at their Twitter in like two minutes they're going to be going off let me see the video this a ghet why is the [ __ ] video is so [ __ ] up holy [ __ ] it won't load for me oh there it goes on oh my God [ __ ] meu wow wow yeah right and they wonder why they act like I know there there are certain people that can't go anywhere and and it's nothing to do with race it's just certain [ __ ] people both Races they gu in public like [ __ ] I wish you would and then they I wonder why they don't get any respect you know mean been [ __ ] allow anywhere of public transport yeah like for real like you heard them [ __ ] screaming at each other like I'm sorry I got you a frontier Corp Frontier right I think does that internet company whatever the [ __ ] it is TV or something uh yeah they I think they do like internet and that kind of stuff yeah she talking about it [ __ ] service or something so Frontier all right it's your last time to make a tip guys mcon show.com tip slide it in there if you like the chaos tonight Frontier let's see what's your [ __ ] problem what do you want Mary Beth but it's spelled weird this is Mary Beth hi Mary Beth this is ronathan calling from the corporately aison team at Frontier how are you doing hi I'm great reason for the call is I understand you reached out to our social media team with a complaint yes sir this is really quick service a really quick response that was maybe 10 minutes ago yeah no problem we um we're very kind of proactive on social media tell me what happened can I put you on the phone with my husband no I'm just kidding yes go ahead hello hi Le how can we help you yeah I we uh about 10 days ago um were checking to see if we could get Frontier service um DSL particularly at the new construction and we're told that you in 72 hours we could check and we're given a trouble ticket and so starting I don't know three or four days later started checking online and can continue to get kind of a check back in five minutes our services not available we have a problem and so today on the way down to the new home um I I phoned the I just called a customer service number and said hey I've got a ticket an engineering ticket I think it's it's been called and and I did not understand the the response that I was giving whether or not it is a we are in the middle of something it is we don't have it it is we'll never have it we're going to have it someday uh and so little frustrated just that you know 10 days ago we were like 72 hours check back and then never got any response and then when I called it was like yeah sorry so I'm just looking at the uh notes Here on the account and I think I can explain the confusion so it looks like the property doesn't show has been available for our hardwired cable service yet but that may be just the fact that it's a new build a new property and that is standard um the system is telling me that you are eligible for our 5G cloud service uh now that will provide you high-speed internet um of course it depends how cloudy the weather is so if there aren't many clouds in the sky you will see a reduction in the service okay but the cloud-based service is very good so on for example on a very rainy day when there are a lot of clouds there to provide the extra speed then you can get up to a gig uh but if it's like a clear sunny day you'll you'll get a real slow service so on a clear day we would have slow service but day we have better service yeah when there are the cloud works better when there are more clouds in the sky okay okay so that is an option for you okay so yeah so what what what would be the the appropriate steps to to sort of understand a little more clearly what we're looking at uh so what I would do is I would take like maybe a glass Beaker or measuring jug and measure the amount of rainfall that you're currently getting there and that will give you a good idea of what speed estimate you could get so you're going to be wanting to look for how many inches of rain uh are landing in an average week or an average month and then that will help you calculate your speed because the rain obviously brings the the megabits down from the cloud I I appreciate your help today no problem at all can I sign you up for the 5G cloud service I can do that now while you're on the phone oh he hung up he finally stopped buying [Laughter] it it works faster when it's cloudy he was like okay oh oh [ __ ] we have this last Greyhound one to do before I leave oh we got another Verizon fres one oh we do okay let me call that one too Verizon Verizon and Verizon look how else do you think the cloud works okay that's my understanding yeah everything gets upload saw the buzz guy you saw the buzz guy he's a little scrawny dude man talking all that [ __ ] to you oh [ __ ] the buzz guy wait who is who is who is which guy the buzz guy his 82 last picture the last picture of send me send me a link let me see where where to picture in ch where in sh I see a picture of him yeah I see him that's what see oh that's the buzz guy that's the buzz guy he say he's going [ __ ] you up scrawny little prick with this [ __ ] beard drawn on [ __ ] all right give me give me the Verizon oh there it is there it is I see okay Verizon herend okay all right whatever happy Horizon says cloudy days leads to better ways y that's how it works exactly that's how the technology Works hello hello ronathan calling from Verizon am I speaking with Andrew yeah I'm on hold though on the other line yes so I'm a supervisor I'll be taking charge of the call now you can go ahead and hang up on the other line okay one just let me know when it's disconnected I think he accidentally hung up on me let me call him back really for [ __ ] sake oh hello no he doesn't know how to use his phone [ __ ] can operate a phone and D is then is the is an issue all right hello hello okay hello hello is the supervisor guy here too okay cool everyone's calling me like repeatedly like for [ __ ] sake who am I supposed to talk to here okay we we don't need the language so this is a professional call I'm sorry I'm so fed up with this I'm sorry so I'm in the corporate liaison team who is the lady on the line oh yeah hi uh I'm Luna from Verizon business I actually the representative that he spoke with when he called yeah so it's it's actually ronathan here from upstairs so I will be taking over this now okay all right so you will stay C the call now yes yeah um just send the notes over to me through the usual way and I will take care of that just go ahead and hang up all right sure thank you thank you oh okay so how can we how how can we how can we help sir okay so do you have my reference number that I called from yes I do yes what can we do for you okay so I I for the past like is it four since December I've been calling to try and get this business uh I have two I'm getting charged for two internet gateways that I don't have I tested it once it didn't work I returned it and ever since I have been getting uh internet gateways on here they refuse to take them off they've told me they've been removed they get suspended and then it gets spended and then I get build and I'm very very tired of it I call all the time I just want them removed and I want the billing reversed but it's showing on here that you didn't return them okay well first off there's one of them that I tested and I did return it and I've been told that it's at the warehouse and I've been told that they can be removed and I've been told that they were going to be removed I don't know why there's two of them because I've never I tested one once right let me see what happened here hold [Music] on sir are you still there yeah I'm here oh you're there okay yeah so it's showing there there was one here that was um it was purchased it was used um and then it looks like you ordered a second one about a week later no um and that one that one still has usage on it that one still has active usage on it well then it should have I don't know how it's acted if it's one been suspended and two I never had it so then somebody took it and you put it in my account so then I don't well I've only returned it so first off the best thing you could do is return both the devices and then we'll be about to get the account kind of stopped from being Char pause for a second dude because I've literally just said this to you like four times I do not have any internet gateway I returned one of them the second I got it I never got a the second one I understand that but you do you do need to return but you need to return both of them if you want to stop them both we need the the equipment needs to be returned okay okay here listen to me for a second okay hypothetical scenario if if I never take one I don't have an internet gateway but you guys add one to my account then how do I get rid of it well we wouldn't do that you would have I have nothing to return but you have to purchase them register them and activate them before they get allocated to your accounts so why would you do that d i I don't do any of that I don't have the [ __ ] device are you [ __ ] kidding me dude I'm sorry I don't have it that's well there's no need for the language sir we have we have proof of delivery here that we delivered the devices to you okay you can send that to me I'd love to see it um well I I don't need to do that so I'm sure you know that you signed for the I'm saying I don't have something and you're accusing me of having it and you say you have proof but you're not going to share it you must have them if you've been using them no I don't have them dude I do not have them I see the usage on here is this real is this a real Verizon person yes of course I mean this sounds like a scam at this stage you called us so you called in here actually I called uh the Verizon person that you told to remove then you called me right how would I know that you were on hold to speak to us so I mean look I I don't know but this is just ridiculous dude being the case then Sir With that being the case I'm going to mark this complaint as resolved okay no you cannot do that it's not resolved absolutely not resolved I do not have an internet gateway right but you have two you have two internet gateways you have two of them sir ex you have two of them excuse me you have two of them I don't have them yes you do I no I do not I would like can I get this uh call also I know you guys record them can I get a copy of that recording please I think I you would have to send us a subpoena and we'd be happy to comply with that okay uh okay so you're supposed to be help helping me okay right I'm telling you I don't have it so now what what do I do now to get removed well I have it you have it I have it okay you have it okay so if if you have it just return it sir okay and I don't have it so now what I never got it I have it well you activated it sir I can see that you activated it I did not activate it because I never received it I never ordered it yes you did so you tried the service for at least one day here and the second one I see you've been using all the time I have it okay you have someone took it under my name because I don't have it well I don't think so sir it was all delivered to your address I can see from the it's been used from your approximate location I mean I have no reason to believe that you don't where's my location that's been used from well I'm again I'm not going to disclose that with an an appropriate subpoena so but just to advise you that you have to return the equipment before we can we can cancel it that's how it works okay so um I told you my point I told you I don't have it um I I mean you can you say it's being actively used cancel it then like I don't I'm not using it I don't have it so why can't I like I don't understand how I'm supposed to resolve this he's like why would I call just make this up if I was using it and needed it again sir we can't canel it help me if you can't help me I can get you my supervisor but they're only going to tell you exactly the same thing okay that you do need to return the equipment sir okay cool I'll talk to your supervisor okay well if you say please you will I can I talk to your supervisor whenever you're ready you can hang up then I'm I'm never saying that like that is the ridiculous thing so you're refusing to use basic manners when you speak to us and you think that's you're so rude to me dude like let me talk to your supervisor say please and I'll get the supervisor I I'm not a [ __ ] child I will not be spoken to this way let me talk to supervisor please thank you there we go that was nice and easy good boy yeah I came out accidentally I did not mean to that's a good little [ __ ] do as I say your call is very important to us please hold n [Music] thank you for holding a scob Maguire Verizon how can I assist I what the [ __ ] he hung up Let Go be calling back as the supervisor hello hello my name is scobby I'm at the Verizon I believe you're being escalated over to me uh yeah and me you're embarrassing an associate said that to you yep yeah the person transferred me over to you said that okay I sincerely apologize about that I'm like fiber gasted can you prove to me that you're Verizon because I've never had anyone speak to me that way and I think that this is a scam I understand your fagg or gasted sir but please be assured every call is recorded here and with your permission I can go ahead and file a complaint against that employee if you would like uh would you like my employee ID number doesn't yes but I like proof please say your Verizon I can provide you my employee ID number I can provide you with an email sir what would you like uh you can do that thing where you Ding and see if uh it's if you have access to my account or something I don't know I'm I'm so sorry you said where I do what now I'll take your employee I I I can barely hear you there sir are you are you on are you on I'm going to call I'm sorry I don't I don't trust this line you can contact me through the Verizon website I'm out thank you bye listen to you little twink your wasting my [ __ ] time here you were escalated over to me now do you want me to handle your [ __ ] issue or not Mr queer can you hear me he wasn't happy for some reason where did the [ __ ] Rong go Ron you made it oh [ __ ] sorry Greyhound uh the bus driver left my mom stranded at the US Mexican border what love the good [ __ ] leave her there your your mom wanted to feel the old days people's mothers are not having a good time on this show one one got punched in the face for trying to use oxygen and I think people for whatever reason look there's oxygen everywhere okay you don't need some fancy machine showing off all right like yeah why would you need a machine this going to ring come on come on come on got some weird ringing things tonight sometimes it takes ages to decide to ring come on come on it's not going to do it is it it's not going to do it no no last one doesn't work what a shame let's get Jeffrey in here to wrap the show up Jeffrey where are you Jeffrey good luck with that thanks to Anonymous for the tip micron.com tip Jeffrey Jeffrey can I even get can I even get Jeff it might not like the number I'm calling from for some reason Let's test it on hoo Seafood guys make sure you're a m cuz we're going to do some crazy [ __ ] this week I feel like causing some incidents on Wednesday Ronnie are you up for that yeah some bad incidents I'm always up for incidents incidents that's what's happening as long as it involves screaming people angry people freaked up people had a lot of very angry people tonight yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] is today angry Monday or some [ __ ] people usually angry on a Monday that's why we do the show on a Monday really oh it's the worst day of the week so everyone's really annoyed cuz they have to go back to work and everything else and yeah one moment please wait I didn't want to call that it's first Monday after tax day I know [ __ ] April's the worst month for the show you know it's the worst month the price of everything goes up and people don't want to subscribe for a little while they get all scared and then they all come back happens every happens every April oh everyone has to tighten their belt cuz they just realized that all their bills went up you should see how much my phone bill and [ __ ] went up thank you for calling sers of Africa by Shu [Music] Foods supposed to at um Mike Lindell on the show at some point we need to get to work on that Mr P please don't hang up I need to speak with you please it's R okay just just just hear me out one thing me yes sir you promised that you once you got your job back you wouldn't call me again yes remember that yes sir I know but please I really need your help what's what's your what now well they're doing an invest investigation into me about all the things that happened on the calls and I might still lose my job okay and I just need you to confirm how to say your name properly it's [ __ ] right oh he hung up he's so pissed off that I'm still calling him uh Mr P there everybody uh such a number as a Walmart a [ __ ] the one less one come on I I [ __ ] pulled it I the [ __ ] time to [ __ ] thing all right what happened at Walmart I no [ __ ] idea tell sweet gentle the something about holy [ __ ] did you guys see that3 yeah Adrian X pus just tipped 50 [ __ ] British meckles British meckles oh that deserves a cheers woo holy [ __ ] sir that is the way to do it thank you so much that is a big help big big help to the show maans show.com tip that is amazing thank you sir appreciate that thank you [ __ ] Adrien X pus and he called as I was calling he donated as I was calling Mr pus too every time Mr P answers Don hello hi there so this is ronathan Callin from wmart how are you doing I'm doing well how are you I'm great thanks reason for the call is I saw you reached out to my team on social media with a complaint uh what happened uh well I spent some amount of time in this is your store the the Walmart Super Center in parland is your store well I actually I'm calling on behalf of the store but I'm calling from corporate ah I see uh well this particular location I spent about 15 or 20 minutes uh in the electronics department I use your app and I scann video games lots of different titles many of them didn't come up in the app at all but one particular title came up at a really really great price of only three cents yeah and so there were three copies of it on the shelf and so I took those with me up to the checkout and when I got to the checkout despite the fact that it came up in the app it wouldn't come up on the register and so a I think he's called a like a loss prevention type associate came over and he took the games and said well we can't sell these right and I said okay well why don't you take them up to customer service and I'll tell them the same story I'll show them the app and I'll tell them the story so long story short uh customer service says the exact same thing well we can't sell them and I said well then you need to get a store manager up here because yeah I I'm I'm trying to I'm buying a product on your shelf it's not like it was locked away or hidden it's on the Shelf I'm using your app the way we're told to to do it scans H 3 cents and yet you can't sell it so your uh complaint I guess is that you wanted to buy three copies of do maternal which sure but only only because they were a great price but I even explained that I said you know what I don't need three I was going to buy three because they bargain but I'd like to buy one have you um have you considered like um maybe like a a dating app or like looking for kind of local groups that have hobbies and things just something that's going to get you get you out with this Behavior you know what I mean like there are I'm sorry say that say that again well they have like dating apps now even for like people who are kind of you know loser is I'm sure you could find somebody if you made the effort and then you wouldn't have to go around doing this going around scanning video scanning scanning video games in the Walmart trying to find cheap ones I mean there are you know like you could be making love to a woman or you could be know earning some money but this is what you're doing with your time you're in Walmart scanning for cheap games hilarious hilarious how do you guys get a number to come up as Walmart customer service what do you do you only do this when you're tired of masturbating so much that your arm is swollen and sore and you can only go into Walmart and scan the cheap games I mean seriously seriously buddy like you're scanning copies of Doom Eternal that's better than being a cheap Monty Python knockoff you made I'll take that I'll take that all day long yeah wow well played well played all right look you know you can play Doom on Game Pass By the way and it's like basically free sure get game passes you know what ironically I might even have that product in my You' probably got it you've got it you've got it it's like it's not even that great a game you know yeah so how just how often do you do this uh nearly every day really yes do you get people that just really just fly off the hand oh yeah I've had a few of them tonight already interesting yeah interesting what's in it for you does it get recorded uh you're live on the internet right now really you want to say hi to everyone do you like it internet what's up buddy readit I mean I I know there's no bottom to where we can go but uh pretty funny pretty funny stuff I like it you should come and join us then macron show.com okay uh what is it again what show so it's macron like the French President macron show.com macron okay very nice come check it out all right have a good one buddy you too bye bye he wasn't buying it at all gu soon as I started resing on him he was like there we go hopefully we got a new subscriber there anyway all right you're not supposed to be making you're supposed to yeah but you had like a sense of humor going on who the look who was the little [ __ ] last week Ronnie come on now yeah Ronnie what Ronnie was making best friends with everybody body yeah that's true bro I just [ __ ] sent one [ __ ] woman a [ __ ] Pizza I felt bad no you were nice to like three or four people sorry that woman with the pizza that was a good thing don't make fun of him for that no I'm not making fun of that he was remember he was being friendly to other people on Wednesday show can't have that on Wednesday yeah I don't remember like oh leave that lady leave that man alone he's yeah who's Monte python what is he British I don't know are you [ __ ] kidding me I heard the name before I don't know what the [ __ ] it is oh my God I don't even know where to start with that who Monty Python that's what the [ __ ] is that oh my God scobby you got to be kidding me right really no but Ronnie as well Ronnie as well name I just don't know who the [ __ ] that is Ronnie as well like really yeah I don't know who the [ __ ] is that uh you're going to have to go Google it and uh like you yeah like for real I um man the motherfucker's been live before my time I mean Monty Python isn't a person that's just the name of the show yeah for starters [ __ ] 69 [ __ ] bro it's like classic British comedy I'm going to put my name as Monty Python in this Zoom meeting now is it good yeah it's funny as hell go watch the movies if you want a good introduction to it go there's like three movies go watch the mean go watch the meaning of life very funny the Holy Grail is good but I always liked meaning of life better I love that movie I can check it out even zero knows who that is apparently I don't know I don't know how this Life of Brian go watch it me and scobby we [ __ ] dum dum while you're missing out I mean I know what he is but I watch that sh it was a pretty know he is but I watch that [ __ ] it was a pretty good dig when he was like you're a cheap knockoff Monty pth I was like yeah you got me damn it he actually got me with that [Music] one oh so I guess even the listeners learn something today yeah they not letting me in this me though oh well I'll turn the [ __ ] off anyway Fred Herbert says Benny Hill too Benny Hill was not as not as funny [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] Zoom meting and [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] it [ __ ] it I like Ben Benny Hill really yeah you'll probably like oh that when when I was a kid that's what the [ __ ] [ __ ] was [ __ ] that that time it was popular so if you want to see like really good Monty Python hold on I'll find you a uh if you want a good place to start scobby and Ronnie go watch this okay the argument Clinic sketch is really good it's a clinic where you go to have an argument argument Clinic yeah I like the sound of that argument Clinic very [ __ ] funny if you want to know where I stole bits of the Ron Blackman character from go watch the argument Clinic cuz that's that's how to do it that's the perfect clip to get you introduced from the TV show so the TV show was called Monty Python's Flying Circus and you should you should watch that I'll watch it after the show yeah it's good it's trust me you'll like it the ministry of silly walks and uh what was the other one Dale was was it in the movie where they invented a joke that was so funny that it made you die was that the that was uh the meaning of life wasn't it this this dude s right they invented it it was in German and every time they told the joke they broadcast it to the Germans in the war and made them all die this guy this guy vented a joke that was so funny that when you heard it you died and uh like like so you see you see him write it and then he and then he dies after he reads his own joke and then his wife walks in to see what happens and she reads it and she dies and then like the police come in yeah the police come in to investigate and the police all read the joke and they die and then it just ends up with like there's just like a line of people outside the house and just a pile of bodies cuz anytime any anyone know what the joke is no cuz no cuz everybody that reads it dies so like by the end there's just a line of [ __ ] bodies there's just hundreds of them didn't they also use it as a a weapon in World War II yeah they they translate it to German and read it to the Germans and kill them all yes yes wow it's very very funny though go watch it all right I'm getting the [ __ ] out of here good night everyone thanks for being here bye thanks to Anonymous and space duck and Cardinal Flanigan and B Dog and sping bulb and deal Watson and Dale and joho for all doing tips tonight you guys have been amazing macron show.com tip make sure you become a member go to macron show.com jooin and sign up because we're going to be doing even crazier [ __ ] all week long in Discord okay so don't miss out on that thanks to Belfast and Ronnie for the numbers tonight what did we all learn tonight guys did you learn something I learned that was Monty Python yeah you learned about Monty Python that's pretty rewarding go watch go watch some you'll see where I get most of my comedy style from all right good night everyone bye bye bye bye woo thank God we're off the air go [ __ ] ah I here what in the world is this I'm gay I'm gay you just my name is r and I'm gay that's not my voice give it to me now well yeah but you know going to come over there I'm going to slap you in a [ __ ] face you [ __ ] that's bull hockey your ass hey [ __ ] get the [ __ ] off of my phone you stupid [ __ ] what in the world is this shut up I'm not saying I'm not stupid I am totally stupid said I was sexy hot and and then you said oh damn she's old remember that one all right you're done my [ __ ] laundry you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you what's going on like I didn't real you remember that [ __ ] crying m a c r o n Macon show what is going on what's going on my ass love w why running why did you say that about Teslas I never [ __ ] like Tesla I don't like he [ __ ] I st in your money why I get snake bigger is thank you very much very nice you that's very kind you very astute of you I get to [ __ ] everyone m.com jooin go there now good night guys penis you [Music] fed okay all the we need [ __ ] off Kevin don't you ever get tired go to sleep good night e for

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Length: 208min 0sec (12480 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2024