Black Folks Sell You Stuff: TV Commercials From The 1970s

I miss burn I love working in your shop but in the mornings you have bad breath it means coke mouthwash first thing in the morning and your breath will really be pretty that's it I'll tell her about scope good morning with a burn ouu scope - I just tried scope and I just feel just wonderful from now on it's scope in the morning every morning ah good girl I live in a fourth floor apartment and this laundry room is in the basement I was tired of racing down to catch her in cycles bin I discovered bounce the new fabric softener that works in the dryer the bounce touch means my husband's pajamas are soft socks don't clean shirt smell fresh my pajamas are soft my socks don't clean my shirt smell fresh my friend who lives on the fifth floor dragged heavy bottles of liquid fabric softener up and down then I told her about bounce the bounce touch mean my daughter's blouses are soft 90s don't clean towel smell fresh my glasses are cool my nighties don't cling my couch now fresh my friend who lives on the third floor never used a fabric softener flight older bound bounce the bounce touch means my son's jeans are soft socks don't cling jackets no fresh my changes or my socks phone quick my jacket smells fresh discover the bounce touch new from Procter & Gamble I'll never blow my horn again this pizza the noise the stoop my head is turning my stomach is churning Oh Sam what can I do when you eat and play be moderation you need alka-seltzer for sound orchestration alka-seltzer speeds we need to your aching head and upset stomach it's the sound of fast relief [Music] [Applause] [Music] sooner or later you're gonna try a white owl and when you do we got you maybe we'll get you with the great white owl flavor or the mildness or one of the great white i'll shapes like this new yorker but we're gonna get you you know we're gonna get you it's only a matter of time and then we're gonna get him right out [Music] I asked myself red which ballpark Frank plump slaw the bean for original any fool can tell use the beef who's the fool who just my love dad Kapoor the original plums more don't tell me the beef bump slaw it's the original cuz I'm the original gummy you're the original dummy all right a mr. B hey fella we just want to know which bumps more is enough right that mean high grades ballpark Frank's they plump when you cook Vicks nyquil nighttime cold medicine relieves more major cold symptoms than the leading capsule relieves them for hours so it lets you get the rest you need treat me like a king Lauri you've got a cold tonight but nyquil to work there's my any person keeping me trying no sir you don't do what I do and stage right if your antiperspirant doesn't do what you're hired it to fire yours and hire ours right guard antiperspirant get the drying agent that really helps keep you dry stops odor too easy days I'm dry today forget it then fire yours and hire ours ours is right guard [Music] scrub the bottom and top there is nothing so clean that's my burger machine with a broom and a brush clean it up for the rush [Music] what a shine on the floor when we've been is one dad [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] mrs. bat away yeah how come you taste so good well my syrup is very thick and rich thick and rich just watch see how the leading syrup just runs over this stack while mrs. Butterworth's takes her own sweet time now my syrups got to be thick to pour this slowly truth is mrs. Butterworth's is twice as thick as the other syrup thick and rich and Eddie's teeth are all marked for cavities my name is mr. tooth decay this is a tuba crest add these teeth all mocked the cavities and they were just right for it - they were feasting on treats they weren't going to see their dentist and they weren't brushing with a fluoride toothpaste like Chris because Chris helps the enamel fight cavities why why did you have to show up because finding cavities is the whole idea behind crest far away from time [Applause] [Music] nobody makes follicle eyes No [Music] what happens when people taste natural Grape Nuts Oreo for the first time wait nut is the natural cereal with a nutty taste people like and it's fortified with vitamins it's really good slept through the whole party well he could be the panther sure even when he wets his bottom stays dry how can that be here's how moisture goes through pampers stay dry lining and is absorbed in the padding below the lining helps keep wetness from coming back on baby so baby stays drier outside pampers are waterproof and no cloth diapers to wash you have any extras I'll need them if I ever have this baby pampers for dry or happier babies Oh clearly showing so squeezably soft it's irresistible oh yeah you better not let mr. wimple catch him squeezing the Charmin I don't worry about mr. Whipple No he's home sick with a cold yes the Queen was Arvind who it is Louisa be soft they're squeezing the Charmin they're squeezing the Sherman George the doctor told you to forget about the store forget how can I forget oh look at them oh what a great chance to speak German I can't resist it Charmin soap squeezably deep down recently his irresistible soft fragrance - OH mr. Whipple could see us now please don't squeeze the Charmin next time you think about squeezing remember you'll never get away with it so I've decided to fight fighting cavities is the whole idea behind Crest I never used the fabric softener until my daughter told me about bumps it works in the dryer now I'll close get the bombs touch the bounce touch means my husband's bathrobes really soft really soft it sure is bounce touch controls static so close the easier to sort close the easier to sore I told you and everything smells clean and fresh everything smells clean and fresh the bounce touch means it's easy for me to do many nice things for my family [Music] put it together - accomplice - music new puzzle it's easy three different puzzles one in each specially mocked box of clothes [Music]

Channel: Reelblack One

Views: 371,572

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Id: 6VuX7uTsEV0

Length: 12min 37sec (757 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 09 2018