Bill Bailey - Man and Woman - Bewilderness

are there any men in any women you see there is crisis in masculine identity at the moment women totally at home with their sexuality I am woman woman I woman man uh someone else will shout out I'll be all right all right is there any Bloks here [Music] you see that's a term that men feel more comfortable with isn't it BL you it's a kind of friendly term Bo he's L he's I'm you're doesn't pose any sort of you know kind of unnecessary demands on us as men you know bloke that's just basically well uh carry stuff don't get in the way bloke you bloke bloke man that's all kind of other things isn't it that's nobility gallantry wisdom that CES up some image of a BL in a cardigan and a pipe saying cover up those table legs mother they're inflaming my sexual aror for I am a man we can't live up to that you know car manufacturers are very cunning they're able to pitch the names of their cars at this sort of dream that men have of how they'd like to be as opposed to how they are you get all cars named after things like Land Cruiser you can have Focus Charisma you can be a Grand Cherokee a super Thunder Patrol Ma you don't get cars named after what BLS are really like I've got the new Vox all [Laughter] disappointment did it come in the cover you want no oh brilliant the Ford clumsy the Nissan Moody you won't see these vehicles women have had uh been in franchised for the last 20 30 years you've had feminism Neo feminism Proto feminism Neo Proto Classico feminism Rustico feminism uh as feminism in the countryside and uh men we've had nothing no masculism no masculist movement you know we always constantly told to get in touch with ourselves BLS aren't going to get in touch with themselves no I'm just going to pretend I'm not in I'm not get in touch with LA women have had slogans you know when a woman says no she means no when a man says yes it means he probably hasn't understood the question he's just s winging it yeah oh yes yes what what was uh whatever you said you know women are very cunning they're always very very cunning at exploiting our weaknesses they always say things like what did I just say um I don't know listening before that not before that you're but man we're sort of conditioned not to admit defeat or failure you'll never see a bloke Tak his car down the mechanic say mechanic says what's wrong with it the BL say I don't know it's broken what's wrong with it just make it work it's broken no they just make up any old nonsense well it's just start a m the gasket handle I re again it's all looping down through the grab nuts uh can't understand it I put all new mats in all new rubber mats it's not faring up through the St Elmo's pipe trench you know see lot of SW around the Tor heads dolphin points are all flooded up through the donkey flange you know mechanics nodding going I don't know I don't know either

Channel: billbailey

Views: 736,798

Keywords: man and woman, bewilderness, bill bailey, comedy, comedian, funny, clip

Id: DMIxnF_n4lk

Length: 4min 0sec (240 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 18 2011