BIGGEST Pizza Ever With ExtraEmily | Nick & Malena

this is where we're going you can take my phone now I saw it but look you have to know where we're going I saw it okay perfect his phone's going to die too is it delicious uh what you have some dandruff on your eyeball where you get it close your I don't I always stopped touching my boyfriend sorry you can touch me it's fine I don't know if that's a zit or a what is it gandra where is it right there scrape it off use your nail okay yeah it was dandruff okay good good what happened to the dandruff cream that you got no it's good it's working it's just well it has you have to destroy the dandruff somehow right right this is it right Nick yeah okay what do you looking for there pizza pizza pepperoni you might have to call it an online order or something what day is it today it is the Thursday December 7th Mady sure they're open right of course not yet oh what time is it open who opens at 12:00 p.m. that's crazy oh no hold on let me check so what do you want from here you clearly saw something that you wanted to try right big pizza big slices oh like New York yeah New York New York pizza or you texted text the donations all right give me just hold that there for two seconds okay yeah my my arm's getting tired really you're not you don't have a strong arm I'm weak no I can't hold this camera no I am TI all right I'll take it okay thanks bro you're welcome sire I don't like sire I feel like that's like it's like a weird power Dynamic no it's literally what they said in the olden days said Master should you want to call me Master E Master Nick wasn't sire the same thing no sire is like a friend greetings sire that is sire no sire is is is is almost like Master are you sure that this [ __ ] is actually opened yeah okay there we go the goat chat can everyone subscribe real quick just so we can test donations if you got twitch prime or you want to gift 100 Subs just can everyone do it real quick where's a big pizza that's it yeah which size or like what what do you want on it pepperoni Pepperoni's the best is there anything else that we can spaghet no no no spaghetti on it no no what's wrong with that that sounds kind of good you want some spaghetti on my pizza on my pizza yes I would shut up Hassan holy [ __ ] you don't even sound like anymore dude isn't Hassan great uh yeah I haven't I haven't really talked that is a controvers nice we love H son that's true oh there's so much Dand DFT yeah I'm going throw up yeah me too why did you do that in the mirror all the time I'm so ugly I don't want to stream anymore Nick you're not an ugly guy no you want me to say it again no it's okay all right Melena my love 25 what that means 5 4 3 2 [Music] 1 [Music] thank you for the 25 gifted amazing so fun all right you guys ready to go yes monaldo can you put the address into said phone um oh are we having complications oh oh pizza pizza pizza so this is I'm not kidding you chat the unironic best pizza ever are you sure yes which Maps do I use for this phone this one only has Google cuz it's a Samsung do we should do another road trip I'm not kidding I'm down I love road trips you don't want to go Molina Molina but you drove most of the way remember you drove 80% of the way I'm good yeah m d did drive a lot no Chad she doesn't want to go so who who do you want to go with without Molina we have to go with Molina but the problem is M if we go without you like all the tension like I think the ladies will fall in love with me cuz by then I'll lose 40 lbs so I think they'll be like oh my God is that I don't think that's what is that sexy Nick I that that's not happening Nick who should we take though Molina should totally come yeah M you should come yeah am I if I take a driver's uh course am I allowed to drive the Escalade so you could drive you can drive it you can drive without me in the car Emily really here you go but I but we want you don't I want you in the I'm always so scared of giving things was like molena will you really not come with us huh no I don't want to go dude do you even like me I don't like streaming what but you guys you guys you know have such great content you know if we don't great I don't think people actually care about me without you mhm that's okay at least you know the how do you expand this to get the other buttons here thank you which which type of pizza were you looking for like deep dish or a a large I want just like the big the big slices that that was on the Instagram oh okay it's a $60 a pizza $60 who's paying for that I'll pay for it my stream yeah get that [ __ ] wait why is so expensive I don't know we're a freaking piece of pizza that's crazy we should I want good I really want to go we can do this in J are you are you going to be around in January yes let's let's do a road trip yeah in January to a ski resort yes let's go skiing I'm so down y but we need to find cuz last time we went we were supposed to go with a couple other streamers but they bailed and they stuck us with $77,000 Bill by the way that's insane you GLE yourself into thinking it's actually that expensive I spent $17,000 on that trip I don't know on what I don't know what happened but it was $177,000 that's how much I spent and who who actually did go no one it was me and Melena in a three-story glass building really it was just me and her and we filmed this Utah ski video where I got naked but I but I was like if this tweet gets 10,000 likes I'll retweet it it got like 2,000 I never released the video really and then chat's like chat's like you scar scamed us on this video [ __ ] you didn't do your side of the job which is the like the Tweet only 2,000 likes I guess I don't want to see you naked no they sure as hell don't brother you can bring it back for this year we can I would is it we should totally do that thir you open three Advent gifts and on the seventh you open three Advent gifts yeah now I know Emily already pointed out that Nick can't do math but uhhuh 25 gifted Subs again is this real wait what that's all you dancing is this this can't be real wait what happened [Music] [Applause] okay hey thank you was that real did we really get 50 gifted Subs wow that's going to pay for the pizza that is going to pay for that pizza that $60 pizza that's you go inside of 60 bucks it better be better be delicious I don't oh God this car's not fast like the Escalade hold on dude this car is a boat dude yeah I I'm scared of driving this car it's way too thick like your booty no oh it's not wait do you have a do you have a flat butt no okay wait if you've never seen it then maybe is my butt flat oh it's nice and per dude i' perky I've been cleaning my ass a lot it's almost to the point can you stop here at Starbucks yeah sure can I can I tell you a story a true story mhm this might be a little bit disgusting but it's a God's Hest truth so it was actually last night okay and you can tell you can tell me how this happened so last night okay I I took a poo uhhuh Okay you took a poo why can't you say like normal person you took a [ __ ] no no listen listen a poo listen listen I took a poo last night yes okay and it was uh I it was after I had 30 nuggets and two large fries chickfly wow that's and then I wiped clean okay you understand where we're at now yep with the paper uh paper towel whatever it is yep and then I went in the shower after cuz I was going to shower before bed okay and I used the loofah and I put the loofah and I just did like one big like swipe you know from uh from sack sack to like assle an EMP baby all the way uhhuh tell me why the loofah was covered in [ __ ] you tell me why you didn't you didn't uh wipe right the first time but I did though no then you probably have some excess at the end Dude tell me why dude there napkins here and I'm uh I don't know I don't know what's in there and I'm I'm I'm thinking of I'm thinking to myself cuz keep in mind I wiped clean uhhuh so I'm thinking to myself how often does this happen well you just have yours walk around with poop on your butt yeah how often does that happen I mean I feel like if you can't smell it then you're fine did you smell it I it smelled a little bit yeah when I wiped it can you check in your door and see if there's any napkins there's no napkins there's just money in here cash money it's like $75 nice okay well I'm a little concerned because now what are you going do with that loofah what did I do with it yeah did you keep using it what I just used my hands and I just scrubbed out all the poop just advantaged after you're Kidd that's what that's how you do it okay I mean I shouldn't be talking Nick you're talking to me which is like the dirtiest streamer on the platform and I think that's gross like you didn't throw it away why would I I just put it under water and it the poop like evaporated or some [ __ ] did you put soap on it yes ma'am okay that's fine I did yeah so you going to move to Silicon soon silicone silicone I heard that's better for you I'm so sorry for Emily and Melena being in this car n MP7 silicone or what like apparently silic scrub scrubbers are like they have last bacteria didn't you tell me that no I would never have said something so stupid okay I heard that from somewhere and I'm like okay maybe I should start doing silicon silicon guys I think you should just start showering with with a bar of soap that's step one well we can't ask for too much here you know sure that's we're going a quick stop at Starbucks for the for the lady stares she likes to even though she's already had it today which I did notice by the way so this is Starbucks number two and it's not even noon yet so we appla Guys from Ronald the Tuda we love it well you usually have your second meal before 5 so like yo you going need to roast me like that yo can't here they just did though yeah but just because other people do bad things doesn't mean we should right o Melena cooking a pizza so this place actually used to be a healthy kitchen place uhhuh but it's not anymore okay don't roast me on my Starbucks ever again s destroy you all right monaldo you want to order your own Starbucks here yeah can I get a a cake pop which birthday C hi can I have a birthday cake pop please else uh yes and I have a grande iced chai with good morning milk and sugar-free vanilla syrup no it's already sweetened right uh it'll just be sweetened with a chat yeah I'll just no no no added sweetener no no attit okay so just oat milk then and then do you want anything a bottle of water please bottle of water please cuz I'm healthy you're going to get a check mark on the day today thank you thank you for the cake pop we're good we're good we're good leave leave leave leave there's a camera on there oh oh yeah all right let's get these ladies filled up with some cake pops and delish you can have a bitee too if you'd like nope that's all you we'd love to watch you eat it okay wait you okay you did that oooo stuff yes you ever done the aigo face okay no but this is like the fifth time you've asked me oh have I in the terms of our friendship you remember when I asked you of course I do cuz it's such a weird question you haven't done it no I feel like I wouldn't do it justice and I'm and I can't do that stuff for free too you know it's it's I host you really see that's a power Dynamic that you shouldn't go down no I don't think I would do it even for a host it's too disturbing so you don't like aigo no it's fine other girls do it but I can't do it I'm retiring I mean this is my announcement someone said crying I'll pay two I'll pay to someone said Hoster plus 10 bucks plus 10 bucks that's very tempting I think it's cool when other girls do it it's like hot you know wait can you do it I think that's no hello hello they're so nice how about you try it Nick no see humiliating right but but like it is kind of it's well yeah it is humil yeah it is you know what that's good I have some shame more people should feel that way yeah what because there's too much shamelessness online these days I think we got a little you have a straw please yeah the most Shameless we've been was the Bel deline era but she's iconic we love her who's iconic Bel deline yeah Bel deline yeah she's great she's a girl booss all right thank you you too thank you yeah do we like Bel deline yeah yummy can I have a the bottle of monaldo uh someone said I have now found the video of you opening gift four I apologize a bit for my ingression damn do you do not here you go sorry wait free flu and covid vaccines here oh that's nice oh wait mhm never mind did you get your flu shot wait that's good to know I don't think I've gotten my flu shot I need to run in there and grab something but it's okay I'll do it different time are you sure we can go you want me to do it yeah do you know can we take chat no this is like it's my hemorrhoid cream oh well when can we see that you want me to run in there and grab it uh-huh I'm going to grab it real quick okay you're going to be in line there forever trust I I go here usually oh so I shouldn't do it then no just do on my home okay I have I have a specific ointment what's a hemorrhoid again a hemorrhoid is like a it's a piece of your anus that comes out of your anus I it's it's super it's like a it's like a it's like a bud okay it's like a it's like the eight that's like the anus clitoris that comes down yeah you talking about a prolapse no I'm talking about a hemorrhoid and it's like super sensitive isn't isn't a um isn't a hemorrhoid an anal fissure that turns into a wound that's kind of a little bit poo I don't know if there's any poo in there is the same as a kidney stone no kidney stones are different those p through pass through your urethra and then out your dick yep no way y yep that's so crazy y but said glad [ __ ] Y no it's true it's a true story I never lied you know what's [ __ ] weird you haven't streamed in so long right and like I've just not left the house in like a month yeah and like everything that comes out of you guys' mouth right now it's just so [ __ ] insane to me it's like everything just feels so off blah blah blah can can I say one thing though Melina what every time I see you smile I fall in love with you again and again when when do you ever see me smile right now that's so cute I know how often do you get Melina gifts Nick I get her gifts all the time I got I got her some cookies the other day I got I got her some fresh basil I got her a candle too all of those gifts were from s yeah that's literally s oh yeah it was s also got me flowers she's so sweet I'm Shameless I'm out here trying to steal her gifts I'm just going to shower in gifts after a while last it's [ __ ] nuts you deserve it I was going to say I was like only a chain I don't know what's happening here but you can get a copy of your save so if he does explode your base you can just load the old save up I know you can roll it back but that's not my point all right monaldo can you go grab it yeah thank you my love gives us some napkins too maybe some plates is right there it's oh this looks good all right chat we are here and we are going to try the best pizza in Austin how do we know that it's even going to fit in the car oh it's going to fit all right it's that huge can am I allowed to say like like how it says it's from Black blah blah it says it's from New York yeah yeah yeah do you we do we really trust that in Austin Texas it says it's New York Pizza it's the best I'm nervous I can get it for us no it's okay you got this Valena just warm up warming up it's crazy how much you want to know why I love her so much look at her eyes look at her eyelashes look how cute they are I know they're fake but they're adorable they're so cute on your face yes fake like a dough you should change your hair though cuz this color ha makes you look kind of like a like a jerk what look like a jerk he looks great what oh see that could be us MOA oh oh it says we may not live in Palestine but Palestine lives in us that's the political shirt mhm is it no it's not what of course that's is that not political how is that political is it political mhm don't talk about me while I'm gone okay hi look at her oh she's so beautiful God I wish I just wish she wasn't so angry that's all and apart of it's my fault yeah you're the reason why she's angry all the time technically yeah I am the reason why she's angry all the time you should treat her like a queen I I swear I try I try my best try like I will literally like if she pissed on the ground I would clean it up if I had to really that's sweet like okay that's good every everything I do I do for her like everything thing yes the thing is if if we were together you would see how great I treat women you did pour my water for me yeah you did that was nice and uh okay do you want to oh okay wait what else do you do for her like everything like I'll be honest she doesn't do Jack sh at all anymore I do everything the reason why the streams have been so infrequent is because she's done giving up ideas and they've all been my idea like this place was my place I found this place she's absolutely giving up okay I'll teach chat um a very nice move that you can do okay this happened to me in college let's hear it okay so some it it it really left a a mark on my on I was like wow I was so shook okay so I was like oh my gosh I I was talking to my friends I was like oh my gosh do you guys have this board game in the house and then my friend's like oh no we don't have this board game and I'm like okay that's was fine and then 10 minutes later a guy that was there ordered the board game to the house isn't that cool so you have to listen yes and I was like oh my God he ordered the board game I was like I was like so shook so if you just listen and like but how do you get around them in the first place well you're with bolena like just listen to what she has to say but she don't be saying nothing that's important see that's your issue here okay okay so from today's the whole conversation from today with Melena what have you picked up how can I do that that that Riz that you just explained about the board game from what you've seen of her today uh and how she's been acting uh-huh how do we save it okay so you she goes Nick I asked you to play Minecraft with me all the time you go yes my queen I will play Minecraft with you and I will not use TNT to blow up your base and I love you very much m and then she'll be like oh my God Nick where did this come from and then she'll be like all flushed and then and then boom she'll love you I have a wow raid today at 3: so it looks like me and her are breaking up oh no you're going to put wow over Minecraft with I have a wow raid today at three yeah wait is today the day that wait I don't know what the wow raid stuff is you know em died again I know I saw that wasn't she level 58 or something 59 yeah 58 59 oh so so painful so sad but I'm not going to lie I am loving all these deaths dude okay cuz I've mastered while be it glad to rank one you know mhm and you know watching people play the game for the first time it's awesome but like hardcore is just too hardcore yeah um okay well okay another thing you can do wait what did Molen say hi Molina what she say uh smile what did molena say the real truth is you need to have like four like gods in a group with Emy if she's healing because she's just like brand new yeah like you need people know how to polymor of con spell Frost Nova blind cheap shot sap you know all that sort of stuff like you need you need people who actually know how to play so would you really give me 100k but make it a level 60 it's to you're not it's too it's over a million and they they literally raid like it's over tomorrow it's over no what if I get level 60 in like a year no you have to get in you have to be you have to follow the rules it's over it's over you're not getting the money so no wow you you know I'm going to give you $5 the [ __ ] off oh that's a 20 why is there a $20 bill just down here in the whose money is this is this molena did I give away Molina's money by the way by the way chat this is the cause of all the world's problems right here money this WOW forgot to cancel this sub you make to much as it is going to fix the right now thank you that's the cause of all world's problems and under pism guys we will have have no problems with either cuz you have Universal based income and there will be a matchmaking system built into polym for Love For Love and it would be based on different traits and things and it would input this information in this massive computer would comput it and it give you a list of Partners and then you can choose one and then if after the third time if you don't find a match you get thrown to the grinder you die so the unloved will be destroyed wa yeah that's a good that's a good plan yep yep Chad what yeah the allseeing eye oh my God here what happened did we lose service I'm sorry someone said agreed the wrong people have money give me some money and solve my problems oh no what would your base income be under pois well the problem is like you only really need about $2,000 $3,000 mandated GF based whenever uh under pism when um you know yeah when you have everything provided for you so you would provide the housing yeah housing every everyone will have a house everyone will have a 2,000t house wow that's great that's pretty good right this sounds amazing if you if you have more kids then you can get bigger house okay if you need more space so then doesn't that mean you just want to have more kids to get a bigger house well then the kids will fill the house up but you should kill the kids to get a bigger house so you can't murder people under pism oh you can't that was that was insane that you said said that that was insane what if you want a huge house but so get a lot of kids and then you hide them in your basement so they you don't know that they're dead I don't think you should have children I'm going to be a great mom no I don't think so yeah I'll probably be a bad mom I don't think so I don't think so wait the starling's not even on oh no my my starlink fix it my starlink isn't turned on I'm going to go turn on my starlink who's going to be a better parent me or Nick I I I mean this sincerely the only reason I wake up every morning and do this [ __ ] is for my unborn children I have enough money for myself a the only reason I wake up in stream is for them that's really sweet Nick and my future wife SLG girlfriend who gives me the children yes yes the current one oh that's I didn't know Nick was so thoughtful about his unborn child W you think Nick would be better no I don't think Nick is better no way no way I I think Nick would raise some kids that would have manners yes but they're going to be bullies I could see Nick having some bully children uh-oh Nick what what' you teach your kids manners yeah of course yeah I mean my manners your manners uhoh see I when I when I'm parenting I'm going to be like you have to say please and then you have to say thank you and then they don't you know and then and then I have to make sure that they're respectful to everyone ah it's hard to get in cars when you're obese I'm not kidding yeah but you're doing it Nick you're doing great dude the the starlink was even plugged in it must have been off for like the whole time since Wild West so we just so we just use the backpack yeah okay it's been off nice the staring hasn't been connected Stars so where's Melina it see I feel like it takes a while to get the $60 Pizza bro I had the worst dream yesterday share I if I shared this dream like it would ruin relationship did you cheat on someone and cheat on Molina I would never do that ever not even in a dream not even in a real life oh obviously not even your dreams okay well what's it about pineapple okay yummy I love pineapple that's a good dream pineapple okay chat so we're waiting for the pizza it's G be the best pizza in Austin by the way so if you guys want to subscribe to your one gift Subs all sort of stuff you can um good news is um if you guys want to join my Clash of Clans thing Oro can you put the QR code up please so you know you guys can scan this QR code join my Clash of Clans Clan we're competing against Emily here uh you can join hers too if you go and find it somewhere if you want to um my clan is definitely not the strongest but we're the coolest yeah I heard your Clan's full of a bunch of nice people they are like we're we're literally last I have to poo you want to go poo this is crazy I already pooed this morning that's I think that's healthy that's this much yeah I got to stay on 2 2,000 calories today that's your new rule so then why are you eating this I already planned it before I came with the rule okay so you can only have this and then you can't eat for the rest of the day you think we're going to eat 2,000 calories with a pizza right now yeah if it's like a huge ass [Music] Pizza how much is a slice I would say 800 one slice of pizza is 800 calories wait no I'm dumb I don't know 400 when I went over to when I went over to y'all's place a couple days ago you had like 10 chicken wings I had like 10 chicken wings and like four or five slices of pizza oh my God and and alcohol well alcohol was was like vodka so didn't count that does count that's how I got fat in college I kept drinking I just can't see you with any more weight on you really that's good cuz my face used to be super fat oh it goes to your face yeah not even my ass or my tose it just goes to my face oh no you're going to have a fat face I know like I don't even like my my legs get fat and then my my uh face gets fat when I was my fattest I was walking down the airport terminal and my mom and you fell over and rolled down the hill huh uh I wasn't that big but uh I was walking down the airport hallway and then like an earthquake at the airport I'm just kidding my mom's picking me up and she's like it looked like an elephant was walking towards me when I was my fattest you have any pictures yeah me see fat fat Emily I was really fat I I like them thick so this should be okay should be good it was all in my face and I'm like oh my God so the rest of you was kind of skinny like this like my my belly was fine it was all in my my legs and my face because you're being an alcoholic at College yes bet you were doing really weird stuff too getting drunk and going crazy just letting everyone hit you know no well no I don't think so ew okay let me see um okay you can't oh my God I'm so fat do you see it how how old are you in this 2018 so that would 20 I see what you what you mean in your face yes it's all in my face but can I can I be real yeah if you cover your face yeah your body looks looks a little bit thick yeah okay everywhere it's like a good thing though no show chat no no you don't want to see that maybe a different f a different face post photo so here's the so Chad what is she wants that what do you call it a gat I want a big Gat I don't I don't know if honestly Emily I'm going to mean this I'm going to be as nice as possible yeah here's my face do you see it I don't know if they can see it or not turn it up is that a different photo that just shows my face you look fine in that one is that fan fan who's that next to you my friend Tiff that kind of looks like fan fan a little bit when I saw a quick image oh you can't see the the okay what' you say I I mean I think I think you have a really good thing going for you right now my ass no it's not it's not like it's an ass that anyone would ever want them like to sit on their face right yo it's okay I know I know it's okay no no one want but but but all of it works with the way you are are you sure yes yes it work it works perfect with the way that you are like if you had like I'm going to be can I be transparent yes of course if you had like double d boobs and like this big ass and you were doing all this [ __ ] people would [ __ ] hate you what they'd be like look at this they would they would say nasty things what they would I'm telling you I can't be I can't be doing what I'm doing with big titties nope it wouldn't work really cuz people hate people get jealous they get Jelly okay yeah look at chat it's true true so so keep in mind everything that you got going now it is it is almost a perfect mixture almost what's wrong you just you just be snotting too much from your nose that's it okay what is even happening right now pineapple blow your nose before you go outside before you do stuff like make sure you get this SN out maybe you're allergic to like some [ __ ] like chlorine or something no I I swear it's cuz when I'm I talked so much the snot like builds up builds up yeah you be talking all the time it never happens when I'm off stream it only happens when I'm on stream someone said look at Nick he's jealous am I jealous someone said I prefer the snot thank you where's molena should I go check on her you think she's cheating on me I have dreams that sometimes she'd be cheating on me so you're just insecure I used to also have dreams that when I played hockey my my my stick was a noodle and I couldn't shoot the puck so what do you think about that it's just like my biggest fears you're just a little scared yeah mhm have you had naked dreams where you're naked in places no I've never had that problem really I have those like once a month I I don't get afraid of like being naked like or like being in front of public like I could literally like if it wasn't illegal I could just walk in there and show my [ __ ] wouldn't bother me really cuz everyone has an [ __ ] it's true but yours a little poopy yeah I mean that would be gross but it's like I don't have to see it I never seen in my ass oh here she wow that's a huge Pizza Melena look at this check can you guys see look how big this pizza is why whoa what the [ __ ] E's a big boy what is this Pizza H I'm going to look at a Mercedes AMG GT tomorrow Nick what's your opinion on the car it's my dream car personing they're amazing oh open okay so we have a problem you want to eat it outside no just open up this back door there's no phone numbers on the side right the car is [Music] locked wow it's huge answer me I can't see any phone numb no phone number that side put the seats down put the seats down wow that's crazy all right are you okay oh big boy put the seats down can you take these off yes okay what the [ __ ] did you order wa what do you mean what did I order this is what you wanted here this is so cool don't leave oh don't leave what I don't have my seat belt on I need to hold on pull back up that [ __ ] person can wait just put the seat Bel on dumb ass no I'm moving the [ __ ] [ __ ] up so I can put this down I'm moving oh my God I can't move this guy's blocking the road okay it's his from being [ __ ] not yours why was he honing at you what the heck you just let me know that he was there but he doesn't understand that I have a 360 camera cuz it's a calic Escalade I can see everything around me stop here stop stop stop stop stop stop good put the seat belt on woman shut up [ __ ] we don't use shut up stop tell me when I can't I can't [ __ ] do stupid [ __ ] American here bro you are throwing a pizza around like hotcakes yeah cuz it's heavy as [ __ ] if if our pizza is can I can I move now yeah youal you can [ __ ] move Jesus Christ party party time I'm not even hungry anymore I am okay I'll eat that was exhausting yeah it seems very very large did you get napkins oh no Molina no you didn't get napkins you didn't get napkins I didn't go inside this restaurant get napkins yes we might need to do that okay no dude we're going to there's paper towel in the back there it has to be this is this is so stupidly lared why is that I guess that's why it's 60 bucks huh yeah that's why Jesus Christ all right let me get some napkins and Sh can you can you show them what it is huh I'm excited big boy this is so [Music] stupid don't even know which way to open it huh I don't know I guess we don't have any na I wait for Nick to come back so I can um do the grand R all right no napkins [ __ ] it okay we'll be dirty dirty so this is a pizza Chad can you see yeah this is a pizza that Molina got I don't know why she got this one so big you told me to wait what is it Dand DFT what is wrong with your head ew e the D is E look it just fell on the pizza pizza that's a pizza box wait Emily was my dandruff there the whole time I didn't see it but I think so can you see it now um it looks good to me all right let's see okay go ahead open up hang over the pizza you do you do the reveal damn it's h holy [ __ ] it's so oily we need slice now yeah we need napkins I I'll go get some no I'll get it I'll get it okay I we open like tiny little I'll yeah mad this huge box wow oh my God this is actually wait the the this the cheese is still like wet like the slices are huge hand for scale yeah I that oil on there is is an acne breakout waiting I can't even look I'm just going to lay down lounging wow look at all those little tables like little windmills hello very cute can you take a picture of me with pizza of course lounging my God cute you look good you look SLE all right thank you this is so stupid oh my gosh that's a good camera okay yeah what do we do with this I don't even think we don't need napkins to eat those we need towels really I got some oh than you to hop in damn you look sexy as [ __ ] with that pizza like that and my entire body's covered damn she looks like a creek daughter bring me the uh the I'll grab it chat oh chat you guys ready for this [ __ ] this is what this is what your cheat Mills would look like during Camp C like I got yeah so come around I got yelled at for stitching oh it's so large oh the cheese is like move it ah a bug emote no no bug emote chat can you guys see everything from up there that's I don't know I have no idea what you guys see can you guys see it wait can can we open those I ordered specialty pizza oh nice can we see what it looks like okay oh is that Dand drift it's like like wood oh wow what what is that um I don't remember this looks interesting lasia pizza that's what it's called oh lasagna you going try that oh I killed a fly ew Gladiator Jackie Chan and this is the other one that's for you me yeah really thank you Mo it's Ma and cheese e what that looks so good thank you I love mac and cheese you're so sweet that looks like mac and [ __ ] yummy yummy okay we'll eat this okay let's do the big reveal all right we ready to try it I want a smaller slice this [ __ ] is so heavy by the way my arm is [ __ ] I couldn't get it through the door either oh yeah I had to get help out the door oh that was a bad cheese wait did you guys notice how many Mercedes logos they put on on here why are there so many how do I even eat this oh my God wait she's she's how do I even eat it ow is it hot ow is it hot Molina that really good I have a napkin please I'm going to try my best here to put this in my mouth O It's So Loosey Goosey sorry I had a little bit of a cough okay you just man that whole pizza is now yours snake sorry I can't really see you bro come on get show the camera Emily this is a hard angle to film okay I'll wait you need another butt I'll hold it no you go ahead you go ahead bro if I this is not even like tempting I'm going to [ __ ] myself if I eat this I had two coffees today look I can just scoop cheese off this [ __ ] oh I have a good piece yours are so slimy what the [ __ ] okay cheers you have to use two hands to get in there hello M Nick this pizza would not fit in the GTR it tastes like shampoo what how do you know what shampoo tastes like you know like that that clean feeling tastes like that do you like it um the actual taste is like fine it's not as good as Domino's taste what but I like the experience of it what W you think dominoes is better than this in of taste yeah that is insane you like the taste I think this is [ __ ] phenomenal this reminds me of my high school it's fine it's not I do want no I'm okay let me do this this is so good thing is you just don't you just don't take it well you got to get to the thicker Parts yeah I just don't really prefer like slimy pieces like this ooh you take the cheese off what the [ __ ] do you want to try your macaroni one yeah it's definely I don't like it it's too wet what the whole pizza is like we call this in the region it's like wet mud like look at this look I just don't know if this was like cook through I'm going be honest I need to stop doing these streams with women because you guys don't know how to eat what like that's that I love how you say women you females over there yeah I mean one of the women here took off every bit of pepperoni and cheese and then and then and then called it slimy like look it's like wet look bro it's downhill the grease is coming into that one slice you got the greasiest slice it's like a [ __ ] snail what the [ __ ] okay I will now try this would you like to try some too I can't eat macaroni why there I'll try the other one though I will put to the apex of the cardboard Chad I'm going be honest this pizza is fire I'm cramping why'd you order so much food for this two women in one man so you asked me to and if I didn't do it then you'd be even more mad so I'm getting yellow at either way how was that though the Bottom's burnt no I no I just taste the burnt part but oh this one's burnt too no no they had one chance but the top part is fine no I just only taste the B bir crust basically let me I'm going to rip it this part is really good is on yeah no let me try this I feel so American eating this does not like it so you like this one yeah I don't like cheese what look at all this cheese no so rated I scale 1 to 10 okay the pepperoni the pepperoni let me take another bite I must try again can I set up I'm going to set oh my God you're right look at how I I don't want one from downhill hey you hold this up it's just so you're ruing the Stream like is this appetizing when it does this when it just slides off yeah we like it slidy don't we wiggle wiggle H this is definitely better than the mac and cheese one but i r it like a a 6 and a half 6 and a half uh-huh do I do do I have bad taste buds then yeah let me take another bite yeah get get up close yep I'm glad you're enjoying it Nick yeah me too I'll going be honest it was pretty good but I'm just like not in the mood for this right now I'm going to be honest presentation 10 yeah mhm very cool taste 8.5 for sure dude really it is this is just good pizza but you said what's your favorite pizza Domino's so like do you really have an opinion though the Domino's is good with the with the seasoned crust very delicious I just I just think it's a little too oily and like too hard to eat crazy chat what do you guys think would you guys eat this how many calories do you think this is 2,000 do we know anyone who could eat this the entire thing yeah like I can challenge stuff no oh my God that'd be crazy one pizza challenge they would die no canote it looks like skin mhm it looks like you're eating skin I just I love this place I'm going to take a girl hair one day m I a really good date Place hopefully you turn her into cont too messy I love you too much dander on your face we do I be my I'm going to lose my [ __ ] [ __ ] if I can't sit up I'm trapped behind this [ __ ] pizza box well how many calories do I left for the day if I can only eat 2,000 calories a day I had almost two slices one of these slices is probably 900 calories no yeah really yeah cuz you think about it like 1/4 spoon of cheese is like 60 is that it calories I think you hit your limit I thought each each one of these I would probably be like 500 no I don't know so like it's so oily dude you remember the other day when it's like a brain when you tried that one of C's cookies and you went straight to sleep after you're not even going to make it home you're a sweet sweet cookies you're going to pass out your body's going to process this and you're going to pass the [ __ ] out yum malicious wait did you just finish one slice it took that long Yep this is my first slice oh then you're under the calorie amount yep my first slice for sure oh wait a second I'm getting diabetes just looking at this Pizza Guys yeah am I being a hater someone in ch said g cookies G all right you can close the Box chat I think it's definitely worth getting if you guys have friends that aren't like two two skinny [ __ ] you know guys me skinny [ __ ] I love eating clearly not it made me feel nauseous like look look at this stop touching I'm eating this I'm eating it later today don't ruin the pizza I'm eating not going to eat this whole thing I'm eating the rest of his pizza it probably be really good microwave yeah I'm microwaving this what is your problem why can't I lift it up so they can see I mean you can but you're just ruining the pizza look lift it up as soon as I open it and I did this and it just started falling off I just started feeling sick yeah Emily too you can look at her face it's a you know what it is you guys just aren't used to but tell me this isn't weird look this looks like an emote it doesn't look real all right close it up close it up you're wasting it look look look sliding that's called gravity dude no normal Pizza does not do that look at it's look here you can fold it back okay when we see you women when we were at 60 your boobs would be sagging just like that pizza is I don't have boobs to Sag Nick toui okay well I did you like it Molina how is he not going to close that door um yeah I like that a lot emotional intelligence I'm trying to learn it I love it yeah like I would not be able to finish twice I think can we close this it's not good I rate this place a nice 8.5 okay it's called russos New York Pizzeria it's in Austin I don't think it's better than the pizza downtown but it's damn near close and it's a fun experience at least it's a fun experience to friend friends but that's it for the day oh we're done already all right I'm going to go find F guest here guys follow if you're new follow Emily if you're new thanks for having me uh I'm going to go home and I'm going to raid on my maybe I I'll do some alt stream actually you're not streaming today are you I am I'm cleaning my room oh yeah you're cleaning your room mhm that's not going to take you're cleaning the room yeah how many hours do you have three wait I'm like you should go to home first bu buy a painter suit why cuz it's like an entire body you look like someone in Among Us I have a hazmat suit exactly if you clean that room in 3 hours I will suck my own dick really yeah you wish you could suck your own dick okay sorry there's a fly on you yeah cuz I'm a stinky [ __ ] [ __ ] I have not cleaned my clothes since October well you know smell you don't smell bad that's good yeah I can't smell anything well I left these these have been like sitting I haven't list in so long I forgot the app that I can control chat from no I control my OBS from [ __ ] what's the app called Chad is it not a sign no but these are not dirty that's why I'm wearing these blue ones because they're the last of my laundry it's either this or a skirt I I would rather die than wear a [ __ ] skirt right now I would love to see you in a skirt like the one that she's wearing a skirt that would be underwear on me yes I will pay you whatever it takes can't afford it damn it's true I I forgot what it's called I'm I'm lit having a brain fart what is it called I'm entering the IRL chat no it's chat uh uh OBS helper helper chat helper helper this OBS it's called OBS you're right yeah nice

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Length: 57min 55sec (3475 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 11 2023