♪ >> Laura: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR FRIDAY FOLLIES ♪ AND FOR THAT WE TURN TOP RAYMOND ARROYO, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR AND PERSON EX EXTRAORDINAIRE. BIDEN HAD A SPEECH IN NEW MEXICO, I DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT I WAS SO UPSET BUT I KNOW YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN PART OF IT. >> LOOK, AT ONE POINT HE FROZE DURING THIS ADDRESS, LIKELY BECAUSE THE STAFF TOLD HIM NOT TO SAY HIS SON DIED IN IRAQ, WHICH HE HAS SAID REPEATEDLY. BUT THERE WERE OTHER STUMBLES, TOO. >> MY SON BEAU WAS ONE OF THOSE. HE WENT, FITTEST GUY IN HIS UNIT AND CAME HOME AND -- HE CAME HOME BUT DIED OF BLASTOMA AND MARK TAKET -- TAKANO. AND I SIGNED A PEN. ♪♪ >> POOR MAN LAURA. >> Laura: WHAT? >> AT THIS POINT THEY SHOULD HAVE A STAFF MEMBER WITH A NEON FLAG TO SHOW HIM WHERE TO EXIT. HE NEVER KNOWS WHERE TO GO. >> Laura: RAYMOND, HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED? THIS IS LIKE A DRINKING GAME AT THIS POINT, WHEN BIDEN GOES IN THE WRONG DIRECTION TAKE A SHOT OF CASA MIGOS. >> DON'T DO THAT YOU'LL NEVER WAKE AGAIN. IF YOU THINK KAMALA COULD UP BIDEN'S GAME, LET'S CHECK IN ON HER GUN VIOLENCE SPEECH IN CHICAGO TODAY. >> OKAY, SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR THE GEEK IN ME. I LOVE VENN DIAGRAMS. THOSE THREE CIRCLES, SOMETIMES THERE'S MORE. I'VE ASKED MY TEAM TO PREPARE A VENN DIAGRAM. FROM WHERE ARE WE SEEING THE ATTACKS. >> Laura: SO FUNNY, LOWER THIRD. >> LAURA, BUT FOR VENN DIAGRAMS, WHAT WOULD SHE TALK ABOUT? SHE JUST REPEATS. HERE'S SOMETHING SHE COULD RUN THROUGH A VERY BIG VENN DIAGRAM. WE'VE BEEN REPORTING ON LIZZO, WHOSE DANCERS ARE CHARGING HER WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND ABUSE. >> Laura: YOU LOVE THIS STORY. >> TONIGHT THERE ARE REPORTS THAT THE NFL HAS DROPPED LIZZO FROM CONSIDERATION FOR THE SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW. >> Laura: NO. >> DUE TO THOSE ALLEGATIONS. >> Laura: NO. >> YOU SEE, IT DOESN'T PAY TO BE NASTY. SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> Laura: WHAT? >> OH, LOOK, LAURA. LOOK WHAT I HAVE. >> Laura: OH, THE LAMP. OKAY. I'M GRANTING YOU THREE WISHES. WHAT ARE THEY? >> OH, I'M SO HAPPY. FIRST LAURA IN OAKLAND CALIFORNIA BURGLARIES ARE UP 41% FROM LAST YEAR, ASSAULTS HAVE DOUBLED SINCE 2019. I WISH THE COPS IN OAKLAND COULD OFFER THEIR RAVAGE CITIZENS BETTER HOME SECURITY OPTIONS THAN THIS. >> OAKLAND POLICE RECOMMENDED STEELE BRACES FOR RESIDENTIAL DOORS AND AIR HORNS. >> THE IDEA IS IF YOU SET IT OFF YOUR NEIGHBOR WOULD HEAR IT SET THEIRS OFF AND MORE PEOPLE ARE ALERT THAT THERE'S DANGER. >> THEIR THEM RECOMMENDATIONS WILL BE HARMON CAS AND JINGLE BELLS LAUER A THIS IS RIDICULOUS. MAYBE THEY COULD PUT TOGETHER A WHOLE CHORUS IN THE BACKYARD BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP CRIME. >> Laura: THIS IS -- NO. I DON'T -- IT IS A LITTLE BIT DISCONCERTING FOR THE CRIMINAL, THOUGH, WHEN -- I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A DIFFERENT WAY. THE VOICE OVER THE SPEAKER FROM THE SECURITY SYSTEM SHOULD SAY, HOW WAS YOUR WEEK. I MEAN, LIKE JUST ENGAGE THE CRIMINAL AT THIS POINT, THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO. MAKE IT A MORE HOSPITABLE ENVIRONMENT TO COMMIT THE CRIMES. RAYMOND, WHAT'S YOUR NEXT WISH. >> WELL, MY NEXT WISH, PORSCHE UNVEILED A NEW AD THIS WEEK PARTIALLY SHOT IN LISBON. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD JUST LEAVE STATUS ALONE, EVEN IF YOU ARE REMOVING THEM DIGITALLY. THIS WAS THE FIRST VERSION OF THE PORSCHE AD, THERE'S A LANDMARK CURIOUSLY MISSING. THEN AFTER THEY RECEIVED COMPLAINTS PORSCHE REPOSTED THE AD AND, GUESS WHAT, LEAK A MIRACLE JESUS REAPPEARED. YOU WOULD THINK PEOPLE WHO ARE SPENDING A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A VEHICLE, I THINK THEY CAN TOLERATE A STATUE OF JESUS IN THE BACKGROUND OF AN AD. JUST SAYING. >> Laura: YOU KNOW IT'S MY FAVORITE CAR SO I'M NOT COMMENTING ON IT BUT I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL BUT I DO LOVE MY PORSCHE. WHAT ELSE? >> LAURA, FINAL WISH. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVINCE VOTERS THAT YOU ARE A TRUTH TELLER, I WISH CANDIDATES WOULD NOT UNDERMINE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY NOT DOING WA THEY CLAIM TO BE DOING. THIS IS HOW NOT TO PUMP GAS IN YOUR CAMPAIGN AD. . REMEMBER $2 A GALLON GAS? I DO. AND THEN JOE BIDEN BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND LAUNCHED HIS WAR ON ENERGY. WE JUST UNVEILED THE PENS ENERGY PLAN THAT WILL NOT ONLY PUT OUR COUNTRY BACK ON A PATH TO ENERGY INDEPENDENCE BUT BY 2040 WE WILL RECLAIM AMERICA'S ROLE AS THE LEADING PRODUCER OF ENERGY IN THE WORLD. >> IT'S SO SAD LAURA. >> Laura: HE'S NOT PUMPING ANYTHING. >> NO, WHEN YOU PULL THE NOZZLE OFF THE PUMP, IT BEEPS AT YOU, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HEAR THROUGHOUT THE AD. THE OTHER THING IS ANYBODY WHO PUMPS THEIR OWN GAS AS I DO, THE MOMENT YOU START PUMPING THE GAS MARIA MINUTO SHOWS UP AND YELLS ENTERTAINMENT AT YOU. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THE GAS IS BEING PUMPED, YOU HEAR NEWS OR OR HEADLINE. >> Laura: I HATE ALL THOSE VIDEO MESSAGES. SAM JUST SAID SHE NOTICED HE DIDN'T EVEN SQUEEZE THE HANDLE. >> NO. >> Laura: RAYMOND, ALL OF US WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY. WHAT THE CONSULTANTS AND THE AD PEOPLE GET PAID IN THESE CAMPAIGNS, FRANKLY, IS CRIMINAL. THERE'S NOT A GOOD AD OUT THERE, AND THESE PEOPLE GET JUST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR DOING THESE STUPID ADS. WHO ALLOWED HIM TO DO THAT AD? ALL RIGHT RAYMOND, THAT'S MY --
