‘Gutfeld!’: Who will win best local story?

>> ALL RIGHT. YES, IT'S LOCAL NEWS, WHERE EACH GUEST HAS TO SHARE A STORY FROM WHEREVER THEY'RE FROM. I VOTE ON A WINNER AND THAT PERSON GETS -- >> WE INTERRUPT GUTFELD FOR THIS NEWS, CHET JANUARY JENSEN HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HIS GEORGE CLOONEY LIKE ALIKE COSTUMES. ONCE VAN JANSEN WAS APPREHENDED HE SAID HE'S BEEN DOING IT TO IMPRESS ACTOR BEN BRADY. HE AND VAN BRADY WERE SPOTTED ON A BEACH IN MALIBU AND THIS AFTER BRADY CAME OUT AS PAN SEXUAL, A FASCINATING DEVELOPMENT TO SAY THE LEAST. WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THIS STORY AS WE LEARN MORE. BACK TO GUTFELD. >> I'M HAPPY FOR CHET AND WAYNE. MAY THEY HAVE A GREAT FUTURE TOGETHER. DOUGLAS GO WITH YOUR STORY. IS IT FROM JOLLY OLD ENGLAND? >> IT IS, BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS THERE. >> ARE YOU INVOLVED CHIMNEY SWEEP? >> EVEN LESS EXCITING. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STORY ABOUT BLACKPOOL. A ZOO THERE HAS A PELICAN THAT'S FLOWN OFF. TURNS OUT THIS HAS COME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE TO THE ZOO STAFF. THE PELICAN FLEW UP BECAUSE OF SEAGULLS. SO THERE'S A MISSING PELICAN ON THE LOOSE IN BLACKPOOL BUT THAT'S NOT THE MAIN PART OF THE STORY I'M INTERESTED IN. THE MAIN PART IS IN. >> I HOPE YOU GET TO IT. >> LOCALS HAVE BEEN ASKED TO SCARE OFF THE SATISFY GULLS AND COME DRESSED AS BIRDS. >> COULD YOU SAY SHE'S A LOVELY BIRD. >> SHE'S A LOVELY OLD BIRD. I THINK THE SEAGULLS ARE COMING BACK TO HAVE ANOTHER LAUGH AT THE HUMANS. >> THAT'S A FUN STORY. PEOPLE IN COSTUME MAKE ME LAUGH AND LAUGH I DO. YOUR TURN. >> SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME CLOWN MAKEUP SO I CAN BEAT HIM UP. IN MY OLD STOMPING GROUNDS, BOSTON, MASSACHUSSETTS A TRUCKER DECIDED TO RETIRE. HE TOLL HIS BOSS THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. I'M OUT OF THE GAME. HE WENT GOT A SCRATCH OFF TICKET AND WON THE A MILLION DOLLARS. WHAT A WAY TO GO OUT RETIREMENT WISE DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE UNITED STATES BRINGING EVERYBODY GOODS. >> TINY PERSON. >> WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BIG TO HOLD A CHECK, GREG. >> THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. HE MUST BETHEA INCHES TALL. >> ARE YOU HOPING YOU'RE TALLER THAN HIM? BE HAPPY ONE OF YOUR GUYS WON. IF THAT WAS A TALL BROTHER AND I'M HAPPY FOR HIS LITTLE WHITE SELF. >> THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO TAKE HALF OF IT. >> HE HAS HALF MORE AT THE END OF THE DAY THAN WHEN HE RETIRED. >> AND THAT MONEY WILL GO A LONG WAY BECAUSE IT'S A LITTLE GUY AND A BIG CHECK. TUDER, GO AHEAD. >> THIS IS A SPECIAL MICHIGAN STORY BOTH WAYS BECAUSE HOME DEPOT IS GOING TO BRING BACK HOTDOGS AT THE STORE CALLED, FRANKS AGAIN IN DETROIT AND MITT ROMNEY IS ORIGINALLY FROM MICHIGAN. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD HIS FAVORITE MEAT. >> HOTDOG. >> WHICH IS LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT MEATS TOGETHER BUT HE SAYS HE LIKES THEM IN AND OUT OF BUNS AND FRANKS AGAIN WANTS YOU TO KNOW THE BEST PART OF THE HOTDOG IS THE STEAMED BUN. >> THAT'S WHAT I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE FOR DINNER AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A HOTDOG. >> MY FAVORITE FEAT. >> I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY STEAMED BUNS. >> THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED ME IN HIGH SCHOOL. THEN I QUIT DANCING. SO, KAT. BUT HOW'S IT GOING? WHAT'S NEW? WE ARE GOING A SEGMENT. LOCAL NEWS. WHAT'S YOUR STORY? >> I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED. MY IS FROM SANDUSKY, OHIO, A PLACE THERE CALLED CEDAR POINT I'VE BEEN THERE SO MANY TIMES. >> I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO AND NEVER BEEN INVITED. DO YOU NEED INVITATION? >> NO, JUST MONEY BUT THE PEOPLE GOT STUCK ON ONE OF THE ROLLER COASTERS AND THEY WERE STUCK THERE AND TODAY WALK DOWN A STAIRCASE. >> I WOULD NOT LIKE THAT. CAN YOU IMAGINE BIDEN DOING THAT? >> NO, I CAN'T BUT I HOPE THEY LEVERAGE IT A LITTLE BIT. THE WORST PART OF AN AMUSEMENT PARK IS WAITING IN LINE AND ALL THE TEENS ARE THERE TOUCHING EACH OTHER. >> I HATE THAT. >> YOU'RE LIKE HEY YOU MAY WALK DOWN A STAIRCASE CAN I GO FIRST. >> YEAH. >> THAT WOULD BE EX-LEN. >> EXACTLY. WELL THAT WAS A GREAT STORY. >> THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID MY BEST. >> WOW. THEY'LL REMEMBER THAT FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES UNLESS THEY'RE BRUTALLY MURDERED. [LAUGHTER]. >> UP NEXT, BRUTAL MURDER WOULD BE NEXT. THEY'LL REMEMBER THAT BUT ONLY BRIEFLY BECAUSE THEY'LL BE

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Length: 5min 42sec (342 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 14 2023