Bianca Del Rio Audience Warmup Grand Finale - 12 Days of Crowning: RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7

yeah sit down you cut into my drinking time save it for later this is pre-show don't waste standing up as I usually tell Lady Bunny's sit down it's easier to suck my dick hi are the monitors working can we turn it up a bit I can't hear don't worry I'm not gonna sing tonight trust me I'm not gonna sing no you don't want me singing it's like Sharon Needles saying I got a new album no she's here somewhere in spirit and if she's not in spirit she's drinking I'm what a [ __ ] lush listen I'm excited to be here tonight this is our pre-show and I have to say it's taken us a few minutes backstage it took a while we were waiting for talent kind of like season seven so the thing is I'm kidding I'm kidding they are my sisters now but it's exciting to be here I can't believe it's been a whole year and the same thing Latrice said because she just got out of prison so the great thing about it oh we love Latrice she's backstage going [ __ ] I'm ready to turn the party and I got nervous cuz her mouth didn't move I found out later it was just her [ __ ] talking but a year in prison of course it's gonna talk back listen I take the minute for that joke takes a minute for the jewel pay no attention to the people in black scurrying around hello hello hello hello to the people in the cheap seats humming hey porkchop how you doing look at porkchop you been away [ __ ] like laganja said this is your bats i love it ports up and she's always greasy consistent so listen tonight tonight of course we have a bevy of talented people are gonna perform for you this i said before is our pre-show so this is what world of wonders gonna put on the web they're not gonna air it on actual television because i'm too nasty for it so we have some brilliant performers tonight i'm quite excited to welcome them of course to the stage and then following that we have Michelle visage who's coming out to tell us what's going on you know I you know and that [ __ ] lost way which is amazing but she hasn't lost ego but and you're gonna see her up front without the [ __ ] desks to hold up those titties so it's a whole new show yeah you people on the bottom floor its 3d tonight by the [ __ ] that Oh pay no attention a clown's having a seat take your time girl and you know that cloud only showed up cuz you're heard I was here not a former clown you just like to be under a big top okay so listen cuz you know don't give me your finger my uncle gave me that I didn't feel it don't try it the thing tonight is it's gonna be a great time I'm excited to be here and these next few girls are gonna perform for you are ready to turn it out this is our pre-show as I said it's a warm-up no videos no cameras all that monkey [ __ ] are we cool with all that we got that we're good don't be Shady just save it girl we got two weeks to wait for it and can't wait hi I see that camera freaking you know that's brew and her dressing room going what is going on you know she loves to do that it's true she's always posed like this and cleaning shrimp from her fingernails the time has come let me to go to a buffet so also I can let you know make sure you tune in every Monday night of course for logo coming up in the next week of course we have a recap show next week and the week following that you've actually find out all of this that happens so it's kind of like one of those nights when you go to white party and you take drugs and it takes two weeks to figure out what the [ __ ] happened that that's what now like I know because I'm not racist I don't go to white party but the thing is yeah I'd also don't go to the gym my favorite joke darienne Lake ever tells Darien Lake always says I'm like a ninja at the gym nobody ever sees me so hello sir are you having a good time are you awake this is TV I can see us oh look at me it's a free [ __ ] seat act like you're enjoying it dick now that was rude and act like you're enjoying a dick it's probably the president of logo look at Sharon you're away yeah miss Sharon Needles is here tonight she looks like Norman Bates mother went to Scotland gasps it's a good luck if you don't know what that is google it um well you can't use your phone don't use your [ __ ] phone google it later she looks like an old lady it's all good you're consistent look at you with that hair on your back no no not the wig just on your back I gotta tell you there is one person that makes me [ __ ] laugh like nobody's business because she has no idea that she's [ __ ] hysterical her name is Alyssa Edwards and she's an unbelievable performer she makes me piss myself when I have a conversation and I sit back every time I see her onstage I sit back and wonder and I go how does she do that how is it possible with that chin is it possible for her to change a pillowcase I don't understand it yeah the pill is gonna fall girl I can't do it my tongues not wooden my teeth are but my tongue ain't this way it's like Windows Live on paint him attention to the creature behind the curtain stand behind a curtain [ __ ] remember I'm Beyonce you're Michelle I don't look bad she's from the south I get nervous she said she was my friend and remember what happened to Selena okay so here oh oh cuz you're friends with her okay so listen we've come to this point of the show where we have to explain the rules and discuss what's actually gonna happen tonight and we have to welcome one of the fiercest [ __ ] that are a part of RuPaul's Drag Race without her you would not get the tea the true story or this finger that says now let's welcome the beautiful and talented miss Michelle visage yeah thank you so much and I heard Bianca warned you that you are all in the splash zone yeah I'm like Shamu who's still lactating it's all good so please give a round of applause for Bianca Del Rio I got I gotta say it is so good to see you I hope you've been enjoying your last two minutes of babe well you know what that's like you were in a deal group in 1990 and just like Whitlam you needed two people to back you up [ __ ] you know it's funny the difference between you and Willow you have talent good night where do [ __ ] not open a curtain [ __ ] open the curtain for Santa

Channel: WOWPresents

Views: 2,540,447

Rating: 4.9552464 out of 5

Keywords: 12, warmup, crowning, season, finale, days, bianca, rio, drag, race, del, audience, grand, rupaul's, world of wonder, world, wonder, WOW, WOW Presents, RuPaul's Drag Race, Roy Haylock (Musical Artist), RuPaul (Musical Artist), Reality Television (TV Genre), Logo (TV Network), Orpheum Theatre (Location)

Id: _g3mUKTeTzU

Length: 9min 21sec (561 seconds)

Published: Fri May 29 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

OMG ALYSSA'S APPEARANCE KILLED ME

[u/inillusion]

Michelle: "I hope you've been enjoying your last two minutes of fame?"

Bianca: "Well you would know what that's like. You were in a girl group in 1990. And just like Willam you needed two people to back you up bitch."

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[u/gorgon13]

The best part is the end. "Where you motherfuckers now to open a curtain?"

[u/EJM991]

'Norman Bates' mother went to Scotland', that made me laugh so hard. I hope Bianca does the warm ups every future reunion.

[u/tangocontroller]

the best part is Michelle and Bianca reading each other , Bianca is so much better when she has someone to react to!

[u/[deleted]]

Good God, Bianca looks gorgeous, I can't. That dress, and that headpiece, ugh. I could watch this on repeat.

[u/bysummerfall]

Norman Bates' mother in Scotland. omg.

[u/EdwardB7]

She's my favourite human being.

[u/arathergenericgay]

Miss Michelle giving me Mellie Grant from Scandal teas with that hair