(upbeat music) - Oh don't mind me. I'm just here to sweep
up the competition, girl. I am Monet X Change, and you better get your currency in check, bitch. Oh my god, what the (bleep)? - It's Monet.
- Cracker! Miz Cracker! Monet is a very fun,
effervescent personality. Charming. Any single men out
there, I'm very charming. - What kind of drag do you do? - I'm eclectic, I'm eccentric. - Versatile? - Versatile.
- Good. - I like that. - Eureka, you're not versatile. (Monet laughs) - [RuPaul] Monet X Change. Ooh, Monet changes everything. - Yas, Monet.
- Yas! - Monet X Change, she
looks like a million bucks. Her body looks great. She's giving you high energy. She is turning it. - [Queen] Yas! - I am channeling my
inner "Paris is Burning." I'm just gonna feel my oats, and I dip like three times in a row, boom. - Oh! - Boom, boom! (queens laughing) Monet X Change is not here to play. - Now on the runway, y'all
snatched our attention, but one of you scored a perfect 10. (dramatic music) Monet X Change, you're the winner of this season's first mini challenge. (queens cheering) - Yes bitch, I won the first
mini challenge of season 10. I'm here to let these girls know, don't (bleep) with New York City. Yeah, we won last season,
and we gonna win again. (Monet laughs) - Now ladies, to kick
off a new decade of drag, we're going back to our roots. As in, back to the very first challenge from the very first episode
of "RuPaul's Drag Race." We call it drag on a dime. (queens cheering) - I think I've reneged
on the Barbie dolls, if anyone wants the Barbie dolls. - Here, bitch. 'Cause I don't think I'm gonna
have enough for the flowers. - My first idea is to do
this doll constructed thing, but I realize that there aren't enough to cover my bigass body. And I know that I can create this really Gaga couture-esque
look with sponges. It's either gonna be couture or cou-torn. - [RuPaul] Monet X Change. - [Ross] Cleanup on season 10. (RuPaul laughs) - My look is very conceptual, and there's like a whole story
with the dirt in my eyes, and I have ping pong balls
to make little soap suds, and I have blue earrings
to signify the water. I'm literally cleaning the floor with my garment as I'm
walking down the runway, and it's (bleep) fierce. - [Carson] Oh god,
she's so self-absorbent. - Yeah.
- That is Brillo-iant. (judges laughing) - [RuPaul] Where are you from, Monet? - I'm an Irish girl. - [RuPaul] Oh, what part of Ireland? - Northern Ireland? (queens laugh) - [RuPaul] Can you dance an Irish jig? - Oh sure, yeah. An Irish jig, girl. Just gotta jig it. Oh yeah, girl. - [RuPaul] Sing something
Irish to the chocolate. (singing in foreign language) (queens laughing) Hey, Kit Kats. - Hey.
- Hi. - Three of you really made me snicker. Blair St. Clair. (queens clapping) Monique Heart. - Yes!
(queens clapping) - And Monet X Change. - Yeah!
(queens clapping) - Monet, I am sorry my dear,
but you are up for elimination. - I feel like my entire drag career is flashing before my eyes. I'm gonna have to lip sync for my life against my New York city sister, but I want them to know that I'm this fierce drag
queen and I wanna be here. - Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me, and save yourself from elimination. The time has come
(thunder booms) for you to lip sync for your life! Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. ♪ Uh oh oh ♪ ♪ Come fill my glass up a little more ♪ ♪ We 'bout to get up and burn this floor ♪ ♪ You know we gettin' hotter and hotter ♪ ♪ Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down ♪ ♪ Yo, what I gotta do to show
these girls that I own 'em ♪ ♪ Some call me Nicki
and some call me Roman ♪ ♪ Skeeza, pleeza, I'm in Ibiza whoa ♪ ♪ Giuseppe Zanotti, my own sneaker ♪ ♪ Sexy, sexy, that's all I do ♪ ♪ If you need a bad
bitch, let me call a few ♪ ♪ Pumps on and them little
mini skirts is out ♪ ♪ I see some good girls,
I'mma turn 'em out ♪ ♪ Okay, bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle ♪ ♪ I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, hey ♪ ♪ Bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle ♪ ♪ I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, let's go ♪ ♪ Music ♪ ♪ Makes me ♪ ♪ High ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ (judges laughing) ♪ Come fill my glass up a little more ♪ ♪ We 'bout to get up and burn this floor ♪ ♪ You know we getting hotter and hotter ♪ ♪ Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down ♪ ♪ Pound the alarm ♪ (people cheering) ♪ Pound the alarm ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Come fill my glass up a little more ♪ ♪ We 'bout to get up and burn this floor ♪ ♪ You know we getting hotter and hotter ♪ ♪ Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down ♪ - [Michelle] Come on! ♪ Pound the alarm ♪ (people cheering) ♪ Pound the alarm ♪ (people cheering) - For the ladies watching from the back, that is what we call a
lip sync for your life. (all applauding)
- Yes! - Now, I've made my decision. (suspenseful music) Monet X Change? Shantay, you stay. You may join the other girls. - [Monet] Thank you, Ru. - Monet, Mayhem, I'm sorry my dears, but you are up for elimination. - For me to be in the bottom
two a second week in a row, it is so disheartening. It feels like Ru has wasted a ticket here to "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
and I should not be here. - Two queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you
were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of "Man, I Feel Like a
Woman" by Shania Twain. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, and save
yourself from elimination. The time has come
(thunder rumbles) for you to lip sync for your life! (tense music) Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. (upbeat music) ♪ Let's go, girls ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ - Woo!
- Yeah! ♪ I'm goin' out tonight ♪ ♪ I'm feelin' all right ♪ ♪ I'm gonna let it all hang out ♪ ♪ Wanna make some noise ♪ ♪ Really raise my voice ♪ ♪ Yeah I wanna scream and shout ♪ (judges laughing) ♪ Best thing about being a woman ♪ ♪ Is the prerogative to
have a little fun and ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Go totally crazy ♪ ♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪ ♪ Men's shirts, short skirts, oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Get in the action ♪ ♪ Feel the attraction ♪ ♪ Color my hair, do what I dare ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ I wanna be free, yeah,
to feel the way I feel ♪ ♪ And man, I feel like a woman ♪ (judges laughing) (all cheering) ♪ The best thing about being a woman ♪ ♪ Is the prerogative
to have a little fun ♪ ♪ Fun fun ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Go totally crazy ♪ ♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪ ♪ Men's shirts, short skirts ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ ♪ I wanna be free, yeah ♪ ♪ To feel the way I feel ♪ ♪ Way I feel ♪ ♪ Man, I feel like a woman ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I feel like a woman ♪ (all cheering)
(RuPaul laughing) - [Judge] Chocolate jugs! - Ladies, I've made my decision. Monet X Change, shaytay you stay. (tense music) - Thank you. - You may join the other girls. (upbeat music)
Welcome to Snatch Game! All right, moving right along. Author, actress, and a national
treasure, Maya Angelou. - Hello, RuPaul. Do you know why the caged bird sings? - I've always wanted to know. Why does the caged bird sing? - Because Mariah Carey lost the key. (audience laughs) - Ooh, the shade comin' from
Miss Maya Angelou this evening. All right, now here we go. Kate, did ya hear about the
new smartphone for drag queens? Instead of face recognition,
it recognizes your blank. Looks like Beyonce's writing. - This is the first time Beyonce's
ever written for herself. - Oh.
- Watch it, toots. - [RuPaul] All right, Kate Upton. - Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. - Oh, that's a great answer. Let's see if you matched any of the stars. Maya Angelou. Maya Angelou, new smart, are you asleep? - No, sorry, I was resting my eyes. - I see, okay. Did ya hear about the new
smartphone for drag queens? Instead of face recognition,
it recognizes your? - Well, RuPaul, I've written 17 books, 19 plays, 13 autobiographies, and two Hallmark cards. (audience laughs) And it recognizes you're
a phenomenal woman. - You're a phenomenal woman. Almost! All right, this next
one's for Audra McDonald. Martha Stewart is a really
bad influence on Snoop Dogg. Now when he makes brownies,
he puts blank in them. (plucky music) - He puts parsley, sage,
rosemary, and thyme. - Scarborough Fair. It's a really good song. Sounds like some awful brownies. - [Audra] Yes. - All right, let's move
on down to Maya Angelou. - Well, RuPaul, before
I answer the question, these women seem very hostile and I wrote a soliloquy to inform them. - Oh, I'd love to hear it. We have nothing but time here. (audience laughs) - If these hoes try to come for me, I surely will cut thee. I will not hesitate to
put thou in a ditch, because Maya Angelou ain't no punk bitch. (audience laughs) - Oh it rhymes, it rhymes! - All right, but did you
write an answer to this? - I would put my underwire in a brownie, 'cause I don't have any support here. - Oh, underwire. Unfortunately, Audra, it's not a match. - It's still not a match, but it's good. - [RuPaul] Monet X Change. - [Judge] Battlestar Gill-actica. (judges laughing) - Tuna Turner.
(judges laughing) - [Monet] I'm giving you beat
up tattered warrior mermaid, 'cause I'm here to fight
these bitches to the top. Monet is a strong, powerful
warrior mermaid fish. - [RuPaul] You wanna talk
about the deadliest snatch? (judges laughing) - [Judge] Stop polluting our oceans! (RuPaul laughs) - Monet X Change.
- Hello, Ru! - Monet, Monet, Monet. Is that your lacefront? - This was actually the very first, like before I even started drag, and I went to this store in SoHo, and I found this wig and I've
never parted ways with it. - But have you worn it
in this competition? - Oh no, no, never here, never here. - That is a mistake. I know you love them pussycat wigs, but bitch, you know what? You need to wear some bigass hair, because you got that big, fat, juicy ass. - Yeah. - Six girls are left in this
competition, down to the wire. - Yes. - How are you gonna make
it to the finish line? - Well I'm gonna slay this
acting challenge today. I feel like I've been on a
steady upward climb in the past- - You haven't won any challenges, though. - I know! - What's wrong with that? - You know, I think it's just, I mean I'm doing well
in the Maxi Challenges, but it's following through on the runway and really giving y'all
something to gag over. - You know they say
you have lots of breaks that happen in your life, you just have to be prepared for them. - Yes. - This is yours to go and get. - Amen, Ru. - Make sure you get this. - Yes, I will, I swear I am. I will, Ru. - I'll see you out there. - Thank you, thank you. - [Miz Cracker] Monet,
you were in Portland for a while, right? - I sure was. - You remember that drag
queen that was like, 96? - Darcelle!
- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, she is the oldest
drag queen I know. - I think she's the oldest
drag queen in America. - Right?
- Besides Shequida. - [Monet] It was so cool
to go watch the show, 'cause to see she is
up there in her heels. - Telling the jokes that
are exactly her age. (Monet laughs) I just flew in from Portland,
and boy are my arms tired. (Monet laughs) - You know, I see myself
doing drag forever, girl. I'm gonna be Miss Darcelle one day, just me, but I ain't
wearing no heels though. I'll be in some good Toms, and
a little kitten wig, RuPaul. - [RuPaul] Monet X Change. Ooh girl, you better sissy that walker. (judges laughing) (judges gasping) - I feel like when I
age, I'm gonna be a mess. I did not take care of myself, I don't have health insurance. But I'm still gonna keep
on having fun with drag. So, instead of having the IV drip, I have little bags of liquor on there. I'm playing hacky sack with my titties and I'm having a good
ol' time with this look. - [RuPaul] She's gonna
be on this month's cover of Elle-der Care. (judges laughing) What's your name? - Randy. - Are you Randy? - I am Randy the woodchuck. (RuPaul laughs) All tea, all trade. - Yeah, you got a little
twist in your hip there. Can you take that out? - All tea, all trade. (RuPaul giggles) - You're giving it a
little twist at the end that's kind of like, hey. - Oh (bleep) I gotta slap
that (bleep) outta me. - [RuPaul] Yeah yeah,
get that outta there. - All tea, all trade. - Can you put one hand on,
between way down there. - Down here, well it's real long. Gotta get down there. - I think you could be
America's next chop model. You know they say that social media is taking over the world, but this week, "RuPaul's Drag Race" is gonna take over the whole internet. Say hello to some of today's
hottest social media stars. (dramatic music) (queens squealing)
Tyler Oakley. - I'm so happy that you're here! - Thank you. - I'm happy that I get to make you over into a fabulous drag queen. - I am, like this is
legitimate bucket list (bleep). - I'm really happy that
I get Tyler Oakley. He's very like, free-spirited. He is down for anything. So, I need to know, have
you ever done drag before? - I have never performed,
but I've gotten my face done. - Have you ever walked in heels? (Monet laughs) So you know my name is Monet X Change. You're Tyler Oakley, you're short. What do you think of? This is just, I'm just throwing out, just thought about it, Short Change? - Short Change? (both laughing) I love it, I love it, I love it. - I am the only X Change
that exists in the world. My tubes have been tied
up until this point, so he should feel very
lucky and privileged that he's part of the
House of X Change, darling. - I love it.
- Do you? - Yes, yeah! - [Monet] I wanna see this walk. Let me see what- - No, you can't make me do that. - Oh no, oh we are taking you all the way out of your comfort zone. Tyler has never really worn heels before, and um, he is trying his best. I believe in you, Short Change. - Okay, okay.
- Oh, careful. You are walking down Fifth Avenue. - [Tyler] I think actually, hello! - All right, Miss Short Change! For the most part, he
has it somewhat together. You're gliding, oh! Girl. (Monet chuckles) (Tyler laughs) Any guy who starts walking
in heels for the first time, they always do like the fierce face. They have to do like the. And you try to do that in the heels, and I'm like no girl, do not do all that. Being sexy on the runway and having fun is what's really gonna give the essence of the X Change family secret. - You know, you've come under
fire about your aesthetic. - That's why we got some big hair today. We gonna get some big
hair up in this gig, Ru. - No pussycat wigs. - [Monet] No pussycat wigs. - Ah-ah, you save that for Sunday service. - What is with Ru and my pussycat wigs? I don't get it. He gonna gag when I come out with my own line of sponge pussycat wigs. Available on iTunes. - All right, I'll see you out there. - Thank you, Ru.
- Thank you, Ru. - Short Change.
- Short Change. (both laughing) - [RuPaul] Up next, Monet
X Change and Short Change. - Okay!
- Ooh. - [Judge] Break it up, break it up. - [RuPaul] That's right,
dollar bills y'all. - [Ross] I always forget, which one's Tia and which one's Tamera? (judges laughing) - Big hair don't care, girl. It is a Friday night, we just got paid. We don't even go home and shower. I'm taking her out, it's Miss
Short Change's 21st birthday. We both got our glasses on, 'cause we gotta see the
ugly dudes at the club, and she's so excited. Yes, Short Change is
living her life, girl. She is feelin' it, and
at the end of the day that is all that matters, period. - [RuPaul] They got
they reading glasses on. - [Michelle] It's time to
go back to the library. (judges laughing) - Monet X Change, and Short Change. (Tyler giggles) - Short Change, you look thick as (bleep). - Thank you. Down with the thickness. (judges laughing) - I do wanna take this
moment to tell you, Monet, how stunningly beautiful you look tonight. Why would you ever go
back to your pussycat wig? - Pussycat wigs, Jesus Christ. - And I really enjoyed seeing Tyler, 'cause he was having a good time. - I had the most fun. - But, doesn't mean the job that you were supposed to do was done, because there is no family resemblance apart from a pair of glasses. I felt like you were
taking your co-worker, who never gets out, and you dressed her up and you were like, come on Stacy. We gonna go out to the local gay bar, go see a drag show. - I was thinking like, you just met working the same car show. And you're like, oh my god, we both look great in the uniform. Let's go spend some of our money. - Her makeup's not the best either, Monet. Her brows are a little crazy from here. - I feel beautiful. - I'm glad you do, darlin'. - God bless. - I mean, zero family resemblance. - Monet, I'm sorry my dear,
but you are up for elimination. - I feel so, so bad that I
am here for the third time, but I am not a give up gal. I am a fierce performer,
and a fierce entertainer, and I'm not giving up. - Two queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you
were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of
"Good As Hell" by Lizzo. Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me, and save yourself from elimination. (tense music) The time has come
(thunder rumbles) for you to lip sync for your life! - Performing is my passion. This is my time to shine,
and do what I do best. - Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Woo child, tired of the foolish ♪ ♪ Go on dust your shoulders
off, keep it movin' ♪ ♪ Yes, lord, step into some new kicks ♪ ♪ In there, swimwear,
going to the pool quick ♪ ♪ Come now, come dry your eyes ♪ ♪ You know you a star,
you can touch the sky ♪ ♪ I know that it's hard,
but you have to try ♪ ♪ If you need advice, let me simplify ♪ ♪ If he don't love you anymore ♪ ♪ Just walk yourself right out the door ♪ ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Woo girl, need to kick off your shoes ♪ ♪ Gotta take a deep breath,
time to focus on you ♪ ♪ All the big fights, long
nights that you been through ♪ ♪ I got a bottle of tequila
I've been saving for you ♪ ♪ Boss up and change your life ♪ ♪ You can have it all, no sacrifice ♪ ♪ I know we did you wrong,
we can make it right ♪ ♪ So go and let it all hang out tonight ♪ ♪ 'Cause he don't love you anymore ♪ ♪ Then walk your fine ass out the door ♪ (woman screams) ♪ And do your hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ ♪ Feeli' good as hell ♪ ♪ Baby how you feelin' ♪ ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ (all cheering) - [Queen] Yas! - Ladies, I've made my decision. - Oh my god. - Kameron Michaels, shantay you stay. - Thank you. - Monet X Change, freaky
money don't make no money, but Monet money sho do. Now, sashay away. - Thank you. (all applauding) Cha-ching, mother (bleep), cha-ching. (judges laughing) - [Queen] I love you, Monet. - Today was just not my day, and even though I'm leaving,
my story's not done. We only on chapter three, girl. (Monet laughing) Oh god, this (bleep) sponge. This sponge is hard. My lil drag daughter. You're the only one, I've
been barren ever since. This is the immaculate conception, girl. - Fertile for a half a second. (Monet laughs) That's life. - The winner of Miss Congeniality is, (crowd cheering) Monet X Change!
(crowd cheering) (upbeat music) - Shut up! Me? No way! Oh my god! - Mo-Mo, muah, muah, congratulations! - Thank you, Ru! Muah, muah. Yes! Woo! This is, this is nice! Yes! Oh my god! Oh my god, I love that. - Now Monet, is there
anything you'd like to say? - Soak it up, bitches! (crowd cheering) Guess who's black in the house, bitch? Yes! I am Monet X Change of season 10, your current reigning Miss Congeniality. I am here to slay, and
until I snatch that crown, a bitch brought her own, ooh. Soak it up, bitches! - [RuPaul] Monet X Change. - [Michelle] Monet is on a roll. - Maya Angelou ain't no punk bitch. (audience laughs) In season 10, I thought
I was going all the way. - The looks seem homemade, really sloppy. - If I could go back in time, one thing I would change for my season would be my rickety
crickety runways, girl. So I can have some challenge wins! I want a challenge win! Ooh, RuPaul, but I'm Miss Congeniality. I could never! Here we go, bitch. (queens laughing) Trinity the Tuck, you've
had so much plastic in you. You won't be buried in a coffin, you'll probably be buried
in a recycling bin. (queens laughing) Manila Luzon, emphasis on lose. (Manila groans) Twice. (queens laughing) - [RuPaul] Welcome back to "RuPaul's Drag Race All
Stars Spangled Variety Show!" Soak her up, it's Monet X Change. (mysterious music)
(audience cheering) ♪ People hatin' undercover ♪ ♪ Without knowing what you're all about ♪ ♪ But when they try to take you under ♪ (audience cheers)
(RuPaul laughs) ♪ Find a way to turn it out ♪ (audience cheering)
(upbeat music) ♪ I I ♪ ♪ I'm feeling fierce
and free, unbothered ♪ ♪ Bitches take my sponges ♪ ♪ Soak it up ♪ ♪ Let these bitches take my sponges ♪ ♪ S-S-Soak it up ♪ ♪ Now now these bitches take my sponges ♪ ♪ S-S-Soak it up ♪ ♪ And let these bitches take my sponges ♪ ♪ S-S-Soak it up ♪ (RuPaul laughs)
(audience cheering) ♪ When the girls come at you, honey ♪ ♪ You gotta be a sponge you ♪ ♪ Soak it up from Kenya to Alaska ♪ ♪ To Venus and beyond ♪ (audience cheering) ♪ What's the tea, you
comin' over tonight ♪ ♪ So we can cuddle, chill,
start a pillow fight ♪ ♪ If you cancel again
I'll call The Vixen ♪ ♪ And she'll read that
ass from one to 10 ♪ ♪ You're tired, you're fired, expired ♪ ♪ If you text me, you're blocked sire ♪ ♪ For a foolproof recipe to rise above ♪ ♪ It's real simple, self-love ♪ ♪ Everybody say love ♪ ♪ Everybody ♪ ♪ Everybody say love ♪ ♪ Can you feel the love ♪ ♪ Everybody say love ♪ ♪ Everybody say love ♪ ♪ Say love, say love ♪ ♪ Everybody say love ♪ ♪ Love ♪ (RuPaul laughs)
- Yeah! (judges applauding) - Yes.
- So good! - Monet X Change. She is serving Sheryl Lee Ralph eleganza. - [Judge] Yes! - [Ross] I've got this horrible
knot in my right shoulder. - Oh no!
(judges laughing) - I feel royal, I feel elegant, and I feel like I'm giving
the judges fashion, girl. And I smell good, too. - [Ross] I don't bring my
dress to the red carpet, I bring the red carpet on my dress. (judges laughing) - [Judge] You just wear it. - [RuPaul] She's from the
hood, the lil red riding hood. (judges laughing) ♪ She's a super queen ♪ - Up next, Monet X Change. - Tonight, you were my
favorite performer of all. You're actually a really good rapper. - Thank you. - You were in the moment,
you were grounded. - I really enjoyed the performance, too. It was another memorable moment
for me from tonight as well. - But now let's talk
about this runway look. I love it! - Okay, I was about to say damn, girl! (Valentina laughs) - This is a look that you
never would've served us on season 10, and look at you now. It's a joy to watch you
really hone your skills. - Thank you. - Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. And, I've made some decisions. (tense music) Monet X Change. Valentina. Condragulations, you are the
top two All Stars of the week. (all applauding) (tense music) Welcome back, ladies. Two top All Stars stand before me. Prior to tonight, you
were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of
"Into You" by Ariana Grande. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop. (intense music) The time has come
(thunder rumbles) for you to lip sync for your legacy! Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. ♪ I'm so into you ♪ ♪ I can barely breathe ♪ ♪ And all I wanna do ♪ ♪ Is to fall in deep ♪ ♪ Oh baby look what you started ♪ ♪ The temperature's rising in here ♪ ♪ Is this gonna happen ♪ ♪ Been waiting and waiting
for you to make a move ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Before I make a move ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ So baby come light me up ♪ ♪ And maybe I'll let you on it ♪ ♪ A little bit dangerous ♪ ♪ But baby that's how I want it ♪ ♪ A little less conversation and
a little more touch my body ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm so into
you, into you, into you ♪ ♪ Tell me what you came here for ♪ ♪ 'Cause I can't, I can't wait no more ♪ ♪ I'm on the edge of no control ♪ ♪ And I need, I need you
to know, you to know ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ (all cheering)
- Oh my god! These bitches are turning it out, girl. ♪ A little bit dangerous, dangerous ♪ ♪ But baby that's how I want it ♪ ♪ A little less conversation and
a little more touch my body ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm so into
you, into you, into you ♪ ♪ Got everyone watchin' us, watchin' us ♪ ♪ So baby, let's keep this secret ♪ ♪ A little bit scandalous, scandalous ♪ ♪ But baby don't let them see it ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm so into
you, into you, into you ♪ (all applauding)
(judges laughing) - [Judge] Wow, that was tough. (people sobbing)
(emotional music) - Well I just hope Lady
Bunny's in a better place. - Trust me, she is. I've seen her apartment. Friends and loved ones, to
pay tribute to the Lady Bunny, please welcome Monet X Change. (audience laughs) - Dearly beloved, we
are gathered here today to celebrate the life,
liberty, and illiteracy of our dear friend, Lady Bunny. (audience laughs) Many know her as Lady Bunny, but I like to go by her
original drag name, Methuselah. (audience laughs) Or as they know her down at
the clinic, Patient Zero. (audience laughs) She was often called the Beyonce of drag, not because she was rich
and beautiful or famous, but because she looked like
she was carrying twins. (audience laughs) Look at that big bloated
bitch in that box. (audience laughs) Have you ever seen her out of drag? Anybody? Category is Ben Franklin
(bleep) the Michelin Man, amen. (audience laughs) You know, this reminds me of a story when we all went on tour. Bunny expressed that she
wanted to eat a little Mexican. Poor little Valentina
didn't stand a chance. (audience laughs) ♪ She's a super queen, super queen ♪ - Category is, angelic white. First up, Monet X Change. - [Judge] Someone's gotta tell her she's got toilet paper on her shoe. (judges laughing) - I am bringing my own
runway to the runway. This little train, ha, whatever bitch. (judges oohing) I'm so (bleep) over these bitches that I am stigmata'd the house down boots. I feel like I'm giving you Saint X Change. - [Ross] Another bleeding heart liberal. (judges laughing) - [Michelle] Thank god. Forgive me Father, for I have stunned. (judges laughing) - Say three hail Marys and
call me in the morning. (judges laughing) Welcome, ladies. It's time for the judges critiques. Starting with Monet X Change. - When you came out, the first
thing I wrote was fierce, and then I wrote fearless. And that's what I got from the whole time that you were speaking about Lady Bunny. - Girl, you were funny. - Thank you. - It was a joy to watch you, because you had the audience
in the palm of your hand 'cause you came out strong, and every single time you delivered. - You had so many jokes,
just in terms of hard jokes, you had the most tonight. And I thought you were
not just reciting them, you were still staying present to bounce off what was
happening in the moment. Just so many good jokes, I'm jealous. - Thank you. - Sometimes when it
comes to the main stage, I worry about Monet X
Change, not gonna lie. Tonight you have elevated your look. This is a beautiful
interpretation of angelic white. The beadwork is extraordinary,
it fits your body. The headpiece, the inclusion of hair. You almost rented your own
runway back there, the train. It was just all really beautiful. - Thank you. - I'm proud of you, Monet. - Thank you, Michelle. - [Michelle] Keep it
up, don't let me down. - I will not. - Based on your performances in the roast, and on the runway, I've
made some decisions. Manila Luzon, Monet X Change, condragulations, you are the
top two All Stars of the week. (all applauding)
(upbeat music) You'll be making over your best Judys. (Monet yelps)
- What? - My heart just sank, bitch. - And here they are. Monet's best Judy, Patty. (Monet screams) - Little Patty! - You don't call, you don't text! - Patty, get over here, Patty! - Everybody's so hairy. - Wait, but did you miss me actually? - I really did! Girl, I see you every day. - I like literally have just been sitting at home doing nothing. - Lies! - No, seriously. I'm like I'm (bleep), I've watched everything I can
possibly watch on Netflix. - I (bleep) love Patty. Patty is not just one of my best friends, he's also my assistant. Patty knows some secrets, girl, that we don't tell nobody, okay? So boom, so take her and her. Let me get the other ones. This makeover challenge is scary. I would be lying if I told
you that I was excited, that I knew I was gonna turn
the party, 'cause I don't. The fact of the matter is, this challenge sent me home last time. Last season, girl, you
know this was my downfall. - There is no family resemblance, apart from a pair of glasses. - So if I don't do well, it's your fault. (Patty laughs) Girl. Me and Patty are just so vastly different. I'm 5'11", she's 5'4". I'm Black as hell, she white as hell. There is nothing that Patty and I have that resemble each other. We both might be gay, that's about it. - I'm like, nervous though. I can't (bleep) this up. (Monet laughs) Do you know what I mean? - I know. - Hi Monet, hi Patty. - Hi Ru!
- Hi. - Is Patty short for Patrick? - Yes. - Top of the morning to ya, Patrick. (Monet laughs)
(Irish music) How'd y'all meet again? - Bob the Drag Queen introduced us, and when you launched my
star on "RuPaul's Drag Race," Patty has been traveling with me around the world, and around the country. - Oh really, so this is
a makeover challenge, bitch you know. - Girl, Ru. - Oh girl, you know it
was a makeover challenge that sent your Black ass home last time. - PTSD, girl. - What are you gonna do to make sure that you are not holding
that Tweeterhead maquette at the end of this challenge? - I really wanna make sure
that we look like family, and sell that fantasy that we were birthed from the same vagina. We are getting a razor, and
we are shaving them brows off. You can grow them back- - You're gonna shave the brows off? - Absolutely. - You know, I came in like
really willing to do whatever- - We are dedicated to the cause, Ru. - 'Cause you shave yours off.
- I sure do. - Yeah, shave that (bleep) off. It grows back! - I'm gonna be single a little bit longer. - That's right, right. All right, well listen, I can't
wait to see y'all out there. - Thank you, Ru. - Do it for Judy. - Amen.
- All right, see you later. - [Monet] Thank you, Ru. ♪ We're losing eyebrows today ♪ - [Monique] You're gonna do it? - Are you really gonna shave 'em off? - Yeah! - Do y'all remember "Powder?" The movie, the little white boy with no, do y'all remem, go Google it. ♪ Shaving the face ♪ - Just sayin'. - Can't we get rid of my mustache first? (queens laughing) - All right, here we go,
turn this way a little bit. - If you cut me, bitch, I swear to God. - I'm not gonna cut you.
- I swear to God. - I promise I won't. - Oh my god, I'm so gagged. You look so cute! - [Patty] I'm gonna look like an alien. (clippers buzzing) - I have always hated Patty's mustache, so it is a pleasure to whack it off. You look like, 70 years old. (Monet laughs) ♪ With showers and a rainbow ♪ ♪ Where happy bluebirds fly ♪ ♪ We'll be singing swan
until the clouds roll by ♪ (judges cheering) - [Michelle] Yes, concept! - [RuPaul] Monet X Change and Patty Cash. Monet, you look like the
mother of a solid gold dancer. (judges laughing)
- Yes! - [Judge] Stay golden, kitty girl. - [Carson] Well, I know who
wears the pants in this family. (judges laughing) - We are serving New York City's finest. She's giving you a little Dita Von Teese, I'm giving you a little Black
chocolate Judy Garland, honey. We look good. I feel like we look expensive, and we both have the X
Change family secret. A big ol' booty. - [Michelle] There's gold
in them there cheeks. (judges laughing) - Up next, Monet X Change and Patty Cash. Cha-ching. (both laugh) - Monet, you've never
looked more gorgeous. I just thought this was really a great winning, twinning look. - Thank you. - Let's get to your performance. (tense music) It was so brilliant. - Oh, I was about to say, oh god. - You had the aura, the essence, the steps, the faces,
the little Judy-isms. They were all there. I had chills, I don't get chills. - Maybe it's menopause. - Maybe. (all laughing) - I really loved it. I enjoyed every moment. Watching you guys, I soaked it all in. - Michelle, you see? - No more sponges. Frances, don't encourage her. - Monet X Change. Naomi Smalls. Condragulations, you are the
top two All Stars of the week. (upbeat music) - I think I wanna talk about,
like having superpowers, but also tying it into the
games, you know what I mean? Which is really fierce. - Right. - What? (Monet laughs) - I think that these
queens should be worried. You know, I can dance, I can sing, and I'm a good lyricist, girl. I have a song on iTunes that
has over a million hits, girl. I'm a superstar queen. What do you feel? - I just want this due. Like, I wanna be top two. I would love it if it was us two. - I would live. - I feel like for one of us to win, it would be like you didn't see us coming, you know what I mean? And we showed the (bleep) out. - Monique and I have
been so underestimated this entire season, because
we're so fresh from season 10, but we were able to come back
in and do this immediately, and really slay this competition. This is so crazy. - Hi, Monet. - Hello Ru and Michelle! - [RuPaul] Monet X Change. - Oh bitch, full circle moment, honey. My season, I didn't get
to do a podcast with Ru, so I am excited, I'm elated, girl. What's the tea, bitch? - The sponge has landed. (Monet laughs) - I did it just for Michelle. - Hope you mop up the competition. (all laughing) - So you know, this is your
first time at the podcast. - It is, Ru. - Because you didn't make
it this far last time. - I did not, and I feel a lot of shame. Season 10, I left with my tail
between my legs, you know? - You didn't need to do that, though. You did a good job. You were loved, you
were Miss Congeniality. - I think the shame for
me came with New York City has always exemplified like perfectionism in this competition. Bianca, Bob, Sasha, girls who really just personify that fierce New York grit, but also just talent out the wazoo. You know, towards the end of my season I was really turning out challenges, but on the runway just letting
myself and y'all down a lot. So coming back to All Stars, I was like, I want to show Ru and Michelle
that I can wear nice clothes! So that was my main goal, but also really do well
in the challenges as well, so the expectations I had for myself was to really go above and beyond what I did on my season, you know? Just knowing that you guys are seeing that Monet is that bitch! - Now beyond this competition, what do you see Monet X Change doing? What's on the horizon? - After this, I go to Australia and then I'm traveling my one-woman show, "Call Me By Monet." - "Call Me By Monet?" - [Monet] Yeah, "Call Me By Monet." - I love that, that's brilliant! Is there a peach in your one-woman show? - Oh Ru, you know I had to do it. - Oh yes. (all laughing) - Get your tickets. I'mma get y'all complimentary. Y'all gonna come? - Drink tickets included? - Only for y'all, nobody else okay. - Well, Monet, you are a fabulous queen. I'm so glad you got to come
back and show the world what you are made of,
and you did just that. - Thank you, Ru. (drumsticks clacking) (upbeat music) ♪ Hey hey ♪ ♪ She's here to set the bar ♪ ♪ To shine her all star ♪ ♪ Ain't takin' names 'cause
she's a bad bitch, yeah ♪ ♪ When they don't know what's up ♪ ♪ Prepare to soak it up ♪ ♪ It's clear she's here and
she's a savage, mm-hmm ♪ ♪ She poppin, she dippin' ♪ ♪ She spinnin' rockstar ♪ ♪ She droppin', she flippin' ♪ ♪ She winnin' so hard ♪ ♪ You better believe
that the power is real ♪ ♪ She's a super queen ♪ ♪ Never miss a beat ♪ ♪ She's a super queen ♪ ♪ Landin' on her feet ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey, she's a super queen ♪ ♪ Turnin' up the heat ♪ ♪ She's a super queen ♪ ♪ Flawless victory, yeah ♪ ♪ Super queen ♪ ♪ She's a super queen ♪ - Category is All Star eleganza. ♪ She's a super queen ♪ - First up, Monet X Change. Now starring in "The Color Purple." - [Michelle] La-Fern and Shirley. (judges laughing) - [Ross] Leaf her alone. - For this All Star eleganza, I wanted to give Black opulence and show how gorgeous African silks can be with the stoning and the beading work, and with this beautiful dreadlock updo. I feel really strong, really powerful, and I feel like a (bleep) winner, girl. - [Judge] I'm quite frond of this. (judges laughing) - Wakanda forever. Final question. Why should you be inducted into
the Drag Race Hall of Fame? Monet? - "RuPaul's Drag Race"
was one of the first shows that I found on television
that I saw myself. To be in this moment in front
of y'all, on this stage, I know that some kid is
sneaking into his mother's room when she's not home,
and watching this show, and seeing themselves
in me, and discovering that they have that person inside of them. I do believe that everything
does happen for a reason. I dunno who, if it's a God, if it's a sea slug, whoever it is, I do feel like I'm supposed
to be here at this time, and show you guys that I do listen and I do take in what
you are telling me to to perfect my drag, and to
take it to the next level. And I'm just (bleep) grateful. - (bleep) grateful. (Monet laughs) Monet, Trinity. There's only one thing
standing between you and the Drag Race Hall of Fame. Two top All Stars stand before me. Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me, and to prove to the world you belong in the Drag Race Hall of Fame. The time has come for you to lip sync for your legacy! - I am super close to winning
this whole competition, girl. It's just a lip sync stands between me and a crown, a scepter, and $100,000. I can taste the crown, and I want it! - Good luck, and don't (bleep) it up. (dramatic music) ♪ After all you put me through ♪ ♪ You'd think I'd despise you ♪ ♪ But in the end, I wanna thank you ♪ ♪ 'Cause you made me that much stronger ♪ ♪ Well I thought I knew you ♪ ♪ Thinkin' that you were true ♪ ♪ Guess I couldn't trust,
called your bluff ♪ ♪ Time is up, 'cause I've had enough ♪ ♪ So I wanna say thank you ♪ ♪ 'Cause it makes me that much stronger ♪ ♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ Makes me that much wiser ♪ ♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪ ♪ How could this man I thought I knew ♪ ♪ Turn out to be unjust, so cruel ♪ ♪ Could only see the good in you ♪ ♪ Pretended not to see the truth ♪ ♪ You tried to hide your lies ♪ ♪ Disguised yourself
through living in denial ♪ ♪ But in the end you'll see ♪ ♪ You won't stop me ♪ ♪ I am a fighter, I'm a fighter ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna stop, I ain't gonna stop ♪ ♪ There is no turning back ♪ ♪ I've had enough ♪ ♪ Makes me that much stronger ♪ ♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ Makes me that much wiser ♪ ♪ Thanks for making me a fighter ♪ ♪ Made me learn a little bit faster ♪ ♪ Made my skin a little bit thicker ♪ ♪ Makes me that much smarter ♪ ♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪ - Woo! (all cheering) Wow, wow. Amazing. Ladies, I've made my decision. But first, from the
Drag Race Hall of Fame, please welcome Chad Michaels,
Alaska, and Trixie Mattel. (all applauding)
(dramatic music) The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars" will win a crown and scepter
from Fierce Drag Jewels, and $100,000. The time has come to crown our queen. Monet X Change, Trinity the Tuck, the next All Star to be inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is (tense music) for the first time in All Stars herstory, you are both winners, baby. We have a tie. Winner winner, two chicken dinners. ♪ You're a champion ♪
- Yes! - [RuPaul] You each win $100,000. - Oh my god, yes. ♪ Still standing tall ♪ ♪ You're a champion ♪ - The world is watching, Monet. What do you have to say? - This is further proof that
long live the sponge, Michelle! (all laughing) - All right, now prance,
queen, prance I said! ♪ You're a champion ♪ ♪ Greatest of 'em all ♪ ♪ You're a champion ♪ ♪ Never gonna fall ♪ ♪ You're a champion ♪ - Everyone was underestimating
the power of Monet X Change. This is the booyah moment, girl. This is when you are eating your words, and you are realizing that Monet
X Change is a fierce queen. This feels so good, it feels right, and bitch, I got $100,000. My exchange rate is
about to skyrocket, girl. ♪ And you'll always be a hero ♪ - Do you want everything
"RuPaul's Drag Race" at your fingertips? Then head over to YouTube now, and subscribe to the
"RuPaul's Drag Race" channel, and you will get all the episodes of everything you ever want, including brand new episodes
of "Whatcha Packin'," hi.
