Best of Danny! | BRAVEST WARRIORS

the bravest warriors three Plains wildebeest hey Danny we're bathroom rose no we're not I want to be bathroom rose I see your safety settings the right part I like hey computer Chris needs a reward for his bravery hello Beth hologram maker princess green what are you doing and make your like 30% sexier than normal strong what Danny Beth is my best friend no way you're right Chris 30 is not enough 40 percent sexier yeah thirties playing Danny that's enough man this is wrong you've got it so bad you know the real Beth is in a room right down the hall just go get down a bhisma ninja nothing I grew up together I'm not gonna ruin our relationship with biz wankershim who's the dirty little maple bar [Music] we're the bravest warriors but you all kind of look like dorks hey we're the mighty heroes in the universe Gale you don't want our help up yours Danny don't take out your move on Gail you gotta learn to express your Moop in more productive ways yeah sorry man I'm taking moot management classes professor these are the bravest warriors they kind of look like dorks listen up farts barks this is what's known as the fart sparkles effect you probably shouldn't let this guy named everything after himself Danny I think something's wrong with Danny yeah he doesn't normally do that computer diagnosed Danny diagnosis Danny has contracted cigarettes his fever whoops all right time to replace his eyeball alert patient critical all major organs failing dang we're losing them Computers sterilized area for immediate surgery yep this place is now sterile I feel fresh as the Dickens this is the best day of my life he's just wearing his hover trunks I can make even teensy your splashes with my hover moustache yeah yeah hey plum you're lucky I might teach you I got my license I was born with my license it's right here in my mouth hey I was just about to go for a spin right now to the dunes of Phobos I could maybe show you my maneuvers Oh you know I was gonna Hey look over here look at this Danny sector five I got him come on you to show the entities how it's done these guys need to remember that they're soul mates one too many trips to the punch ball for slobs good mind if I cut in Danny what are you doing saving your pots kill rock may I have the pleasure of this dance [Music] Thanks thank you Thanks you're like my closest friend boyfriend shoot I can be your husband or your dentist I have no idea we could be anybody this guy says his name is wallow Hey and I'm Danny this is jelly kids warning reduce your speed hey maybe jelly Q can pilot the shuttle so disco initiated baby we're in a bed yeah maybe we're all rockstars and Beth is our mom maybe the three of us are assassins I'm all sent here to kill Danny I guess okay check the wax Siri controls our IV lock and we're picking up speed so we're gonna crash right into the neo Mars Convention Center and die ballerina dude I promise you you will dance again Hey [Music] [Music] you finished your time machine the hours come and last my brother he's probably going to the future to french-kiss himself bad are you daydreaming about my juicy lips again mmm look at him so filled with juice gross no I'm traveling into the past to change things for the better remember how when I was little I lived in the Martian Badlands outside the city in new Miami yeah what you don't know is it was there that a cool pack of little hackers always used to rag on me real bad the low gravity hacker pack actually we do know all this you don't have things days I got to hang with you guys with the shiz there are other memories dark memories that are not the shiz let me slip into my Peruvian memory specs [Music] everyone teased me because as you may remember my nipples always showed through my shirt it's the whole reason girls weren't super into me back then for some reason I just didn't get it all I ever wore were hooded skin tight unitard you're humanoids were fresh I scraped all summer for a unitard ten pack to be as fresh as you they were just jealous all I ever wanted to be was a hacker of the low gravity hacker lads never invited me to any of their hacker potlucks the main hacker was named Hans Christian chief Sanders there was no escaping that electrocute button I puked on the night of my big flute solo for the president during my first spiritual experience and you puked in your grandma's mouth the day she got out of jail we know I didn't know I thought he just had the flu every day I was too ashamed to tell you guys I lived in fear and you puked at the preemie ward on a goat on that goats grandma and I think the button got stuck when I was playing Santa at the homeless shelter but what really got me Hecate out is when low-gravity Fantas in his Miami Hatcher pack destroyed my first science fair project so this time machine is all for revenge when I'm through no child will ever fear bowling again keep the simulation I made [Music] hello children now get ready buy yourself some sweaters you're gonna punch ildren history is about to change anything goes wrong can always come back in time right to this moment and destroyed the time machine before I ever even use it problema saw oh man that's Duke sorry dude doesn't work out so aren't you supposed to disappear now or cease to exist or something hmm yeah oh here it goes here I go ceasing to exist [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Bianca say pizza I get everything okay [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] can we trust him why do you think he's really here give him a chance Chris he knows things you don't if you don't want to make babies with her why are we out before dawn I pick up some fancy gourmet breakfast Beth gets up at sunrise and I'm surprising her with breakfast in bed today's the 10-year anniversary of the first time she James me see this is what you need me man buying gifts her Beth is too sweet it probably hurts their chances of ever making five babies with him our bond goes way beyond all that stereotypical male/female jive you totally emotion Lord if those seahorse dreams what no I'm sorry you made your private little world Danny I see someone painted her pigs get out oh come on you look adorable dude what do you want oh I just thought you ladies might want to hear about all the presents we got today from our parents catbug lives in two separate dimensions jumping back and forth between realities but until now we never knew exactly where he goes when he jumps to the see-through zone where all our parents have been trapped for two years Chris's parents sent his baby pictures Oh some Will Rogers commemorative stamps ah and a sinus irrigator sweet I got this expired lottery ticket and a knife my mom's got class can you identify it I've never seen anything like this [Music] I can't even affect it I don't care what I have to do or how long it takes me I will not rest until I've opened that door I'm going to bed sleepiest warriors to the pillow zone so you have a lame height phobia or something Chris who did it hmm did would you look different new shirt I fell asleep on the couch for five minutes and someone shaves my freaking brows off oh god what if they don't grow back can that happen highbrow knowledge is limited you seem angry does he he looks pretty calm to me without those eyebrows is impossible to tell well maybe this will clarify my expression for you [Laughter] seriously though wasn't me me neither your brain is whacked if you think you're gonna topple him I believe in you Beth whatever what's my favorite color Abe Lincoln no what's my favorite food the miracle of childbirth whoa when is my birthday yesterday hey by the way happy belated 17th buddy thank you for remembering that's totally not cool doesn't he get to have skin looks exactly like me what's going on here he's you Chris except better he's later resistant flameproof and i juiced up his dancing skills 9,000 percent Danny that is awesome but Robo Chris gives me all the hugs I'll ever need I hope that doesn't make you insanely jelly Chris don't lose your temper and smash them into tiny oil spurting chunks of course not I'd never do that I'll do it everybody is overreacting I think Danny's invention is brilliant you are I will do a murder on you I still need to adjust his Moop drive [Music] you're finishing our crossword puzzle with Robo Chris oh I hope you don't mind man he's just so good at it I barely noticed it wasn't really you he's not jelly at all I will hit you then rocks until he is jealous are you pretending to be evil again I'd like to make you smile Danny we've got a red honk on gauge - can you get it straight like you mean it yeah stir that sauce oh I'm sorry Chris I'm just so busy over here with my new best friend wow that's cool man I'll take care of this for you it's back to work no more distractions mmm Oh Danny you're so much tension stored in your shoulders your robo fingers are like magic oh hey Robo I built a little workstation just for you man [Music] whoa I was just about to text you that exact message well I guess we're just gonna have to overclock your friendship synthesizers into maximum sounds so weird to finally say that out loud my name is Chris Kirkman and I love Danny Vasquez this little weirdo is starting to grow on me what's this all about man these are the moments that define a friendship Chris this is what real friends look like it is this is what you want a needy little guy who climbs all over you there's nothing wrong with that Friends of boundaries Danny when someone's your friend there's a line that should never be crossed well I mean Never Say Never no dude Robo Chris is just extremely comfortable in his heterosexuality yeah Chris how come you don't help Danny chew his food he's just jealous Chris I'm sorry if my ultimate friend makes you strawberry jelly stop saying jelly nobody needs to say jelly ever again I can't even begin to understand why you do this hurts doesn't it I guess you don't know what you've got till it's gone huh what what is your problem you forgot my birthday I Oh dude I'm sorry happy birthday man thanks dude up top [Music] do you like what you see oh of course you're my invention and I'll always be proud of you but you know I don't like to dance alone wobble Chris I think we're at a point where what do you want and what I can offer you no longer match what are you saying daddy I don't think you should sleep here anymore [Music] I think I can hear them Chris away not until I release all the creatures he's getting away are you even worried for this place universe would be overrun with vermin this is no ordinary alien pound legend tells of an alien Overlord who devours the sole particles of the animals he traps in this place all aboard the train nobody gonna steal you Angelina you man all mine don't suck an egg Danny we already saved your weird little friend you've never witnessed the bravest warriors in action club helping little weird things is what it's all about but freeing every stray isn't possible nothing's impossible when you do it for love watch me protect you from this burning Steve bed file if you want more smile if you want more what I think he brought into this pile of fancy coats let's get out before we're trapped I got this mere whiff I'm a man I bet you've never been treated to the real [Music] [Laughter] [Music] / Lorien that's no ordinary key the key must be made of glory or it doesn't just open cages it infects this holder with psychotropic paradises so I'm just crying because they're not rubbing on that guy's stupid key they are under his spell until the key is destroyed I'm gonna be the man to destroy no Danny since the day I met you I've known that I am so not attracted to you maybe it's your weird cheeks I don't know for sure I also think you sound dumb when you say Bodog sword man that's dumb um thank you well this time I've been a slave to your flowing purple hair and your rad boobs and your sweet clappy little pig hands but I get it now now I'm free no I have no reason [Music] [Music] even to us why can't I remember it Dani was so amazing you guys he defeated a girl orienteer sucker using a spinning Mexican touchdown oh dude she destroyed the horrible king awesome and freed all the strays and you finally saved your little friend my friend you two are getting pretty chummy I gather why don't you guys go French each other in the brunch nook this is seriously like the billionth time you frenched it is when did this start suck it up to suka you had your shot with him what is there a fee on me all they had at the dispensary were goat eyes hey just because you didn't get eyeball mites doesn't mean you're better than me we're not falling for this crap again blob or you can push your fleet right on up inside behind and just hold it there while you think about what you've done Tenet Vasquez you will cease this behavior at once lieutenant left in my ready room now stupid oh I had to put Kirkman out the airlock for MOOC violations full of pepper that one Beth honey get a hold of yourself you know I love you but now it's not the time for one of your hysterical meltdowns everything keeps changing around me relax the whole place is yellow and lifeless so there's nothing here to pee on it just think I'm gonna be the first life form to pee here jelly kid Ken and my jelly kid dust he deserves this cookie Jillian come on aren't you hungry uh Danny you jelly friend is looking expired oh yeah catbug rip his head off it's okay you guys I know catbug didn't do it to be mean anyway jelly's gonna be right as rock salt what makes you say that I looked him up this species is mostly made of luck slime their DNA carries a regenerative healing factor see he'll be fresh as the dickens any minute you little Dickens oh mercy this room is kicking chilly kid he'll be coming soon and they'll take you away from me this is only for a little while yeah I don't like it under the floorboards Daniel I'm corrosive with shameless opossums and lights I'll just keep my dignity intact thank you but I have to protect you yes chili kid yes jelly kid everybody cool oh hey you friends the lights are dim but I do believe you have mustard on your torso there chief what's the word Vasquez that thing's still dead oh he's alive now thank you Beth he's looking about 9,000 percent less alive to me Timmy uh-oh just calm down man we just want to talk it out bro [Music] dude you have to accept that your little gell gentleman isn't coming back he's alive attract scavengers man I just wait I'll talk to it he's dead let's have a funeral mm-hmm jelly kid you were a wonderful friend your bread was always fresh and delicious I never got to teach you how to ride a ten-speed really sweet ten-speed ready to pitch in 10-speed I saw it in the closet I wish you could have hung around longer jelly boy Danny really loved you and I hope you're in a better place that was beautiful Beth wait the ever garlic combo tart said it grants eternal life right yeah why don't we try it on jelly maybe you can bring him back to life [Music] left permanent mark Chris this cut isn't healing at all hey yours haven't changed either our bodies aren't aging or healing anymore the gauntlet must have suspended our natural body functions so jelly kids healing factor would have been turned off this whole time maybe all he needs to get away from the gauntlet maybe now he'll start regenerating again jelly kid [Music] [Applause] [Music] what's he doing jump no wait [Music] any luck contacting crests still not answering I checked golden boys room nobody was home where could he be put away those lady tears darling I'll take care of you keep trying him wall oh he's probably with plum again what I thought you've been spending time with plum you whitened your teeth chris has been spending time with plum Danny's been spending time with his are path you have been clocking some serious hours in the hollow John hey Beth yes Danny I'm gonna blow your hamster - already no problem the problem I got this the plant saliva pee weasels right through to my slat see that's why these are interphasic microscopic max Oh max you're humping your arm into another dimension what which another dimension a pretty one if they hump your heart you won't survive the journey no way I'll get them off him stand aside honeysuckle I'm gonna scrape this things from our world are useless on them genius Chris would have a better solution if he were here better than my stick the hump max can't be removed there's no other choice no other choice then what Chris come in buddy we need you yeah when he said Chris I'm just to show off it gets his best friend's arm erased from existence [Music] what did I say about rough house broken tone stick in my head broken stick found you in the rain and brought you here my name's Danny Vasquez what's yours my name it'll come to me I'll call you Mandy so who are you just talking to this mysterious little hologram man don't you see him you are a character I'm finishing my science fair project but help yourself to that bean dip man that kid has prominent nipples white white potatoes walked I'll use my matterif hablo to make us a secret entrance oh those are just some boys that punish me for being fat and colorful he can't see gee can you relate did you say you can relate no your invention is amazing a mental kind of stuff the big science fairs today and I'm gonna win first prize we've got two teams doing a secret handshake I gotta make a business call girls Oh God no wonder he gets bullied look at you shameful nipple boy Danny you're gonna miss your science fair can't leave you like this Julie best friend your help is what got me here Danny I'll be okay now I have consi Jeep well catch that train go you make me wanna be a better man win first prize for me goodbye Jo suji [Music] purrs daddy is my friend and I won't let you bully him anymore Andy deep inside you're good kids it's your inner pain that drives you to torment others but my emotion sword can heal you just broken little flowers what it's a refreshing field the swords emotion power won't work is there any way to you came back I'm a lost time traveler Danny I came to stop the bullies but I had to promise these dudes my sword time traveler are you just use my time machine what my science fair project is a time machine look it works you were so gonna win this science fair goodbye Danny no and one other thing buy yourself some sweaters oh okay Danny I'm not time-traveling oh yeah just takes a minute to warm up is all [Music] the Queen's don't worry I'll figure something out we need a distraction [Music] [Applause] [Music] what Danny where did that sweater come from what do you mean I always wear the sweater but you were only gone six months this says you're 17 now you're older than me it felt like a couple days because time works differently for emotion lords from the little D train that couldn't my friend you have received a terrible blow to the sock path Chris and Beth are meant to be together everybody knows that being a cowboy dude's got a bug scram you're in the Church of the Tsar pack now just ignore Beth and focus on the hard stuff I have kind of a sensitive stomach yes sir crying I killed the EON worm because you were gone where were you huh Chris why don't you love me doesn't love me Chris doesn't love me he's got to die but I just gotta Danny you get enough sleep you travelled in time it gave me sweater advice and I could never hurt you [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's not possible maybe the emotion sword has been affecting my your emotional Lord powers see blossoming what am I thinking right now uh something about notice my facial hair noticed my facial hair notice my facial hair facial facial hair is that a goatee for reals how did you grow it check the wax I invented the beard buddy he forms a tiny temporal bead over every hair follicle in my body you invented a beard Time Machine all I have to do is vow to never shave again and I can speed up or slow down the man main all zat wow you can read minds I have a time-traveling beard dude don't establish eye contact with her yet you're blowing it I don't gotta be sleazy to woo cuties vasquez not sleazy aloof dude be aloof - woo cuties no Himmel you're the only one for me we'll just make friends Palomas thinking about how chiseled my buns look in this unitard wasn't she you can never handle my wall of brooding and pain and her tips aren't allowed I play by my own little mess it's not easy on the ladies having a slice through all that aloof maybe tried less sunglasses next time those girls ain't the real target anyway plum in my crosshairs bro I've cross facial hairs yeah we're smooching like experts tonight I thought plum wasn't interested Beth doesn't want me and Chris doesn't want plum it's fate clearly Jonny boy I'll take my food over at that table I'm not allowed to leave the beaks and cheese counter sir then I guess your failure is complete I noticed you noticing my rainbow onesie you're in Beth's seat yeah she sure is getting friendly with the counter boy don't like Chris see that he'll totally lose it Chris arty and that's just friends now yeah keep saying that oh whoops up my beard is so long it dangles in the hot cheese that's the price of robust facial hair oh my gosh that beard is real remember that time I said I had no reason to live well I found a new reason facial hair I'm basically an older man he does kind of hide your weird cheeks what's wrong with my cheeks what [Music] [Music] i conditioned them and then the baby oil [Music] [Music] oh man what the day that is the home of the emotion Lords well what happened to Pam's voice it got all hot and serious breezes all making me okay the mold has infected her with raw untamed emotion Beth you will have to control your feelings for Chris the emotions are powerful enough to destroy him captaincy word is a renowned bean Smith his Ivan's protect young evil Lords from surges of emotion Hey five feet apart at all times self-control work you're the boss Dawson no I won't let you hurt my friend [Music] they lick with the saliva of shame - shame levels are maxing out you want me to put you out of your misery brother hi no actually it's not that different than how I usually feel if I wrap my arms around you all problems are solved hey Han check five feet bath yeah yeah self-control [Music] [Music] Oh help us with sexy voice sexy voice is all we have I knew we could count on sexy voice your new look might take some getting used to i beens feel good man don't ever leave us Chris I won't gab me I won't Danny [Music]

Channel: BravestWarriors

Views: 108,965

Rating: 4.8717504 out of 5

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Id: xUu7cY1tg0c

Length: 45min 29sec (2729 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 21 2018