Best Astarion Moments Baldur's Gate 3 Neil Newbon

I shall be the very model of virtue cross my heart and hope to uh I'll be good I promise the norm is to keep dirty thoughts like that to ourselves but do carry on I was just perusing this little finder will you shut up wait don't interrupt them let me do it they sound disgusting ah you need a bit of enticing let me see let me go ah hello what in the sweet H were you were thinking activating that L I was right there God do you have any idea how much that hurt it seems you've been dealt a vile hand I say play it play it for all it's worth it's quite a sight the Stars I mean I could take or leave your chin I've crossed paths with your people before you know it wasn't a good experience oh bra onc you know I've been thinking and I think there's something I should tell you nothing big or terrible just a small little detail about me that hasn't come up naturally it's just that I happen to be a uh what's this way to put this a vampire I absolutely definitely will think about it that looks terribly heavy why don't you let me carry it for you looking at something there you are my friend you have a manner of irresistible desperation about you I like it how about if I said these little words everyone's favorite I love you aren't you just obsessed in here I am not even trying my dagger happy friend what troubles you I'm amazed you managed to keep your mind clear enough to fight I've been thinking about our last night together ceaselessly I'll be in quite a spot of mortal Peril if you let me keep distracting myself dreaming instead of doing we can't have that can we it would be very dangerous and to think I was ready to decorate the ground with your inits apologies oh well next time we can land the killing blow together it will be a bonding moment well we've made it this far without anyone sinking their teeth into anyone else of course first sign of change and I'll have to stop that pretty little heart of yours I am open to suggestions knives poison strangulation whatever you'd prefer a classic one could thrust the heart and you're gone we need a good blade of course don't want to waste time hacking and prodding with a dinner knife well I'm getting ahead of myself this is all a worst case scenario obviously it's almost a Pity things ended so amicably seeing those two duke it out would be fun I know wasn't it impressive here's my little treat with with their cheeks all flushed you will come to my bed tonight won't you he was spinning a tail and you were falling for it vampires sacred missions honestly he would have followed us to camp and slit our throats in the night whatever it was I thoroughly enjoyed it all these accolades from the teelings are nothing compared to the sound of my name cried from your lips huh you look rabid pained sick you're spasming and twitching you poor thing this is meant to be flattery not poetry just tell me I'm beautiful and we can call it a day just so you know I don't judge you for what happened to that b alira but the look of guilt on your face was Priceless I don't care really but you could have been more subtle about it nothing special of course you're only the first person who I truly care for because those with power can do whatever the hell they want why she sounds positively demented I love it let's tell her everything I mean I think it was a bear big head four legs head that gets stuck in your teeth oh I certainly can it would be my pleasure oh I hope so a little corruption sounds fun I'm not easily impressed by people but you're stronger than I gave you credit for but rather Beautiful Lie nonetheless I am it's hard not to with you [ __ ] and killed feels like a strong word you're so adorable when you're thinking what to say my name's aarian what no I'm I'm fine a

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Published: Thu Dec 07 2023