BEST and "WORST" Dad Jokes, Corny Jokes and One Liners by Marc Savard Vol 2

[Music] [Music] actually I like the I like the look it looks sick you look like et all wrapped up on the blanket except riding in the basket I like it I like it all right raise your hand if you've had sex with an animal doggie style yea okay I wasn't your fault you can always blame it on the rain yours Hannah Hannah nice to meet you great name if you're dyslexic and you are so you can say it either way yeah Hannah or Hannah good we're in Columbia are you from BW since you excellent did you bring anything with you I'm just kidding I'm just kidding Columbia's biggest export yeah okay I don't know I don't do cocaine I know I don't mind the smell of it but shake it up shake it up eyes eyes are burnin eyes are burning that's not from me it's from the weed you're smoking yeah [Applause] in town for the world concrete convention hmm it's a big convention that's where everyone is okay the world of concrete you know what else is this week the porn convention true to story to conventions that make you hard in the same week thanks good to have you here you enjoin Vegas having a good time yeah good way to hotel yeah I know I live here oh so okay okay co-pilot pilot you have trouble with a cockpit ever you have trouble with a cockpit I know I'm I'm good all right don't I don't like it when you touch me oh okay that's it that's a pretty offensive it's my hand it's not you it's it's my hand did you enjoy it or something you injured it yeah I'm sorry that's okay oh sorry about that I can shake your hand with this hand then would that be better would that be fine no no no you injured that one too oh oh how'd it happen how did you injure yourself um broccolini rock climbing mind you you're lying to me Oh what happened no that's all what how'd you injure them if it was a rock climbing well I can't tell you it's personal personal were you masturbating too hard no I McKinley you met her [Applause] yes you guys sound like you guys are pretty open oh oh [ __ ] he's right up front oh [ __ ] what do you do uh my manager the subway okay excellent good time so you two prefer the six inch of the 12 inch [Music] you join nine join Vegas we stayed well hotel yeah we're yeah the link the link is nice over there no ballroom no no ballroom at all got any action on the game tomorrow yeah yeah who you who are you hoping the winds Brady oh yeah Brady yeah he did he needs another hand for all of his rings yeah sometimes five fingers just enough if you were if you're a football player would you fumble a lot no no no you once you got a hole that ball you wouldn't let go no I understand I understand what's that see don't worry don't worry it's not contagious Cameron buddy what do you do I'm a student what are you taking in school I'm about to go into law school okay excellent you're gonna specialize in harassment no okay just making sure all right everybody what do you do I'm an astronaut are you really oh that's great okay that's gonna leave a mark whoa that was two Knuckles deep all right I mean going to Uranus is what you had not what you had in mind there as I for sure [Music] [Applause] [Music] 1 2 & 3 or water the handi wipe there for you another one for you chin therefore the drippings that was that I was very impressive I'm not sure what was going on there but look very similar to have my cat drinks out of the water dish by you what do you do I'm a sailor okay in the Navy you're just you okay in the Navy what do you do what are you doing the Navy supply supply okay so like surprise attack splash or you Mario what do you do I'm a mechanic mechanic heavy-duty automotive automotive away from San Francisco something good to have you here you enjoying Vegas having a good time yeah so being a non auto mechanic what's the hardest part like tightening the nuts is that the hardest part kind of okay Nikki and last but not least that's the same quiver I make when it's a good be arms down by your side chin up a sprint will be over this right next time don't take ecstasy before show dad at how many eight are you [ __ ] me no huh Wow Wow you might have trouble pulling out of the driveway Wow [Music] one two and three or [Applause] you're free I'm afraid I just I just gave you a coccyx oh yeah and that's why that is why [Applause] it was good yes well apparently the sayings not correct apparently you can't go back [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Marc Savard

Views: 27,810

Keywords: Marc Savard, Hypnotist, Comedy, Hilarious, Hypnosis, V Theatre, Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas, Funny, Magic, Mind Control, Voodoo, Hypnosis Gone Wrong, dadjokes, fail, cornyjokes

Id: 9r9czsT3R5w

Length: 7min 51sec (471 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 14 2019