Berserk | The Life of Guts (3)

this video is cursed damn [ __ ] hold on I was just playing I already heard all the black people click off welcome back to the life of guts part three let's dive in this [ __ ] chapter 3 begins in the good old days and this woman just got caught being a free willed sexually liberated being choosing to enjoy her body with whatever experiences she feels comfortable with embracing or you could say she got caught being a [ __ ] whor get those [ __ ] out your mouth the woman cries out saying wait a minute I didn't suck all those dicks but the priest say it's too late we can smell [ __ ] on your breath this prompts the woman to ask them how do you know what [ __ ] breath smells like causing these three [ __ ] to go like ell but as we see it's too late for the young Maiden as these freaks have given her the most intense face down asshub of her life and yopped her head off this disorients the crowd because somebody [ __ ] the AIL up and they thought this was a [ __ ] anyway this super old ass priest dude walks up to the big bad leader King guy this is when the big bad leader dude is actually revealed to be a big fat Blastoise also the artist wants you to notice how this priest Bears an uncanny resemblance to a wrinkled testicle sack the big fat Blastoise explains his goal is to rid the world of every woman he thinks would reject him and also secretly those pesky money hogging small hat little Rats the priest is all like boy you want some nut sh this guy gets mad and pushes a soldier cuz he was really prepared for that [ __ ] a tub of banana flavored lube falls out his pocket anyways a familiar pair of long ass legs approach guts is feeling upset because his email said pinky would be here turns out it was just dumb and then final Act of passion he picks up the woman's dismembered head staring into her eyes creating tension this horny [ __ ] of a soldier gets jealous of all the eye [ __ ] going on so he decides to go and take the head from guts pause guts notices this dude didn't say no homo so he spits in his face actually it was a distraction this [ __ ] guts [ __ ] launches the girl's head at the big fat Blastoise but it's not very effective at that same time the soldier realizes guts isn't a freaky LGBT pervert Ally and that spit was actually an insult he's all like hey if you were one of me that behavior would be acceptable but you're not one of me so [ __ ] you good yamas this guy why do they even try against this [ __ ] Niger I swear to God anyways the Blastoise looks down and realizes the homie guts has graffiti the brand of sacrifice on the poor girl's forehead guts takes two fingers pointing them at the no neck having ass Turtle guts is exerting his pressure and uses the special mve glare this activates his intimidation ability successfully causing the Blastoise to develop severe self-confidence issues Blastoise his big fat blood pressure goes up causing him to take damage guts then smirks and calmly walks off understanding he's simply that [ __ ] the ball sack looking priest tells Blastoise too the Blastoise tells the priest to shut his Dez nuts head ass up I'm always on smoke like I'm Nardo Wick [ __ ] [ __ ] also I'm fat he then holds the poor girl's head up smashing it grotesquely okay hold on he's actually disgusting for this what if she has clamidia or something now you have chamia blood on your hands e some hooded guy stands here displeased noticing this house was not drawn stably elsewhere the homie guts is frolicking around unnoticed getting in tune with his inner Batman actually I lie of a truth he was extremely noticed these bootlicking soldiers command the black man Black Swordsman to stop resisting this makes guts resist ferociously the cops are like holy [ __ ] that black man Black Swordsman just Nat Turner those guys guts responding that he's more of a Haitian revolution type [ __ ] the cops yell out oh [ __ ] no no this nigger's balls are huge guts responding that his right testicle alone weighs 405 lb just to prove he doesn't give a single [ __ ] guts kicks this dead ass Soldier guy showing us the reader just how lanky his legs truly are Apple jaacks leg boy Gus begins epically slashing through more bad guys but I mean are they bad guys aren't they simply trying to uphold the security and stability of their entire Empire system is there ever truly right or wrong in times of conflict don't we all have things we will go to any length to preserve and uphold oh wait they work for Blastoise yeah they're definitely bad guys team Venusaur [ __ ] this grub tries to block Our Hero's advances but guts doesn't respect his boundaries what occurs next is a total [ __ ] Slaughter of these losers in the midst of all his cool ass Bloodshed going on the homie guts doesn't realize some real Shooters have crepts up behind him aiming at his Temple what's even worse they're playing NBA young boy in their airpods guts better look out these [ __ ] have no home training na'vi shows up and literally flashes these guys someone arrest this man guts uses this perverted opportunity to destroy these wooden beams toppling the Archer scaffold luckily for guts these were literally the only two crossbows and archers in this entire whole ass [ __ ] Empire ass Kingdom na'vi decides this is the perfect time toak up on guts and Flash him as well an officer quickly grabs na'vi telling him that's a felony offense luckily guts hates cops more than elf nudity chopping off the officer's hands which releases our tiny little pervert for some reason na'vi begins tooting that ass suddenly the homie guts senses a high power level approach it's Lord xandar who happens to be a big ass Squidward's house face ass [ __ ] nai's nasty ass gets on his b bisexual little knees activating his x-ray vision and remarking that zandar is huge pause here we get a cool ass dope ass shot of the bloody medieval scenery as Lord zandar calls out guts he explains that he has seen every Kimbo Slice video so he knows how to fight head ass guts notices that xandar is Middle Eastern so he name calls him sand fart this enrage sandart I mean xandor who begins swinging madly even killing some of his own loyal caliphate troops in the midst of his barrage guts is backed into a wall which sand fart then shatters he raises his weapon yelling ALU Akbar telling guts this is what he gets for being built like his mortal enemy the Twin Towers unfortunately for Hamas this inso activated guts's shingan apparently the whole time guts was running from sandart he was actually charging his chakra taking down the terrorist I mean this guy in one blow pause for some reason instead of every one pouncing on guts at Once In This Moment they decide instead to watch him do this guts telling Isis to get good this hooded figure appears once again watching from the Shadows this time judging how unstable these iron bars are this guy calls guts a [ __ ] for some unknown LGBT reason na'vi thought the guy was asking to see some [ __ ] making him flash his men booty once more like a 100 more soldiers Rush towards guts additionally luckily none of these soldiers are competent enough to pick up the crossbows guts literally brought down to their point of access I dare say he's lucky a [ __ ] like me ain't there as an OP gut says damn you hybro kid stop being such a [ __ ] nerd hyro kid responds saying Hell hell [ __ ] never I'm a Jimmy Neutron ass [ __ ] suddenly and without notice a plump pair of nonsexual balls appear throwing smoke into the crowd everyone instantly gets high as [ __ ] this soldier in particular becoming as high as giraffe nuts the creepy guy from the sewer yells over here quickly I've dismantled these bars for their instability na'vi then asks the strange smelly sewer man if he hot SNS the sewage man then informs them that he has Cinnamon Toast Crunch as well as some Scooby-Doo type ass sandwiches guts understandably rushes over the Hamas soldiers forget why they're there everyone's chill as [ __ ] now so they begin blasting some profit approved walk bar [Music] music here we see a shot of the Town Village area thing walking through this suburban area everyone begins shutting their doors and windows noticing that gut is only 133% the weird guy takes guts to his house sewer tunnel thing place he begins showing them all his cool stuff and tells them don't touch the Hot Wheels good to notice is buku vials of aborted babies and doesn't think those are cool stuff material at all all but our homie is a mature hero and understands different people have different perspectives on what's cool different folks Different Strokes he tells na'vi some people just really like aborted babies everyone should take gut's example na'vi says [ __ ] [ __ ] all that where the snacks H Gus informs us that he too would like snacks the weird guy tells Gus that nothing is free and he begins singing 21 can you do something for me this makes guts kick him in his [ __ ] causing him to fall down and drop his Life Alert necklace na'vi tells them both to stop and get their head screwed on straight if anyone's getting sexually assaulted tonight it's going to be him the sewage man begins to stand up calling them both [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] to everyone's shock the weird guys bandages have fallen off revealing that he's not a weird sewer guy but actually the ancient otherworldly wizard [ __ ] Bob guts is like bobao the guy yells Baba Grand wizard Baba states that he wants guts to go murder that big fat piece of freezer [ __ ] Blastoise and cut them into little itty bitty titbits Bob explains that one day the big fat Blastoise just started eating him literally that's it na'vi tells Bob if he doesn't want to get ate stop walking around looking like a snack this makes bab flush end his day the homie guts already had smoke with the OB Beast Pokemon but being the big finesser that he is he asked the old priest Bob just how much his old ancient ass is willing to pay this is when Bob takes gut through a secret back room door spooky behind this strange door lies something that makes our brave hero guts [Music] afraid

Channel: HybroKidd 🦖

Views: 613

Keywords: berserk, manga, funny, dark souls, sexyyred, icespice

Id: vXZLZUd3urk

Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 15 2024