Benedict Cumberbatch, ladies and gentlemen

[Music] mom I know one of the guys who works here has got the serious hots for your mom it was a bit embarrassing we met earlier yeah yeah I mean I've been trapped with with men and other bases who kind of go home I used to really like your mom what do I say I mean if I say no she's not then that's really in says a moment yeah and I apologize but they're absolutely right I mean I gotta say I'll tell you from my point of view in that equation this movie I can't set I was told to put on Neutron cream this is America this is basically a walk-in lab and experiment so yeah I was gonna vote I just wanted to do you know yes I'll do what I'm told so I put on the Neutron cream the neutron cream has to be applied we told Benedict this is Simon tonight coming up this is more assignment than anybody else that you have to apply the cream it's just dots on your face and and too in order to get the neutrons off of you not only do you have to apply news writer cream you have to jump up and down and show Benedict is so creamed up right now one spot to spot three spot for spot two on the wrists Tommy Jesus to sign this paper it says I the undersigned hereby accept liability in the participation with the Paramount Pictures production Star Trek to recognize that the topically applied ammonia known as Neutron cream does not exist Chris your fans have a name they're called pine nuts what are your fans called the Kumbha collective [Applause] you know this is BBC one you can say if you want but I'm not gonna say well cover [ __ ] I'm done da the gray the white the slightly pale the yellow the orange you I do let's always have to have this boring colors I know I don't know I don't know what yeah that's like you drive great white it could be pointing a gun of the pink dongle is really colorful yeah okay good disco kind of a segment on your show a few years back a year or two ago and you it was someone on it's kind of a like a sandwich board just asking people what the hell these groups of you know letters men yes a Cumberbatch say it was an STD or so yeah that's what my parents are thinking I'm a Christian well let's try and guess I'm saying come a [ __ ] you work up a [ __ ] [Applause] questions Faizal lightsaber mmm lightsaber but you very much would like to be in Star Wars and even nameless about it and you're lobbying JJ is that true I mean it yeah it started with me sort of yeah I just sort of relieve casual messages on his phone as a lightsaber and the story is getting bad cell reception or something and then I I you know then I even went on a chat show an audition for Chewbacca back a moment sister why is everyone mad at you why's everyone you know I sit in my pile of gold steaming away trying to get some sleep and I think the same thing it's it's a lonely existence and I'm just trying to do my [ __ ] and some reason people just get aggravated but they got mad at me so I get mad back and then it's just this horrible cycle of violence and regret and anger and it's just you know there are lots of broken mirrors in the bathrooms and Erebor it's it's um it's a frustrating really frustrating place to be that the other night when we were at the Kodak Theatre across the road from you watching the premiere of The Hobbit and The desolation of smaug artistic but um it was incredible of this sort of audience participation this really vocal thing which it is to be in an American audience and I love that but it reminded me a little bit of kind of you know founds from the Happy Days sort of coming on everybody sober and I kind of appreciation so I would sort of think they're gonna think yeah have you um have you met Henry Winkler by the way who played the Fonz I have never bet how many ha you know be a great thing I'm gonna hire him to walk in your house like in the middle of the day and just see what happens you're gonna be exhausted like you know he's gonna be making a cup of tea and I gotta go hard alright I the pepper it's a huge round of applause whenever he answers a home so I hope you're up to it he whistles play a game yeah we say what you see the quiz oh the pumps that pops into your mind okay dragon dragon Kili fire gold young Hobbit little Bilbo Baggins I've never heard this name Peter Jackson Wakko Benedict Cumberbatch because yeah trolls the goblins what orcs yeah I always said okay this is important can you eat that lean forwards Oh so in a sort of sinister way okay so just like Johnny Muir is Hollywood heartthrob Chris Pines yeah to piss on Kim Cattrall the hottest chat show host in the world Graham Norton and flying the flag for Britain Eurovision hopeful Bonnie Tyler [Applause] and the last bit as well going on Friday 10:35 you wanna be was engaged poking you to make you before me I do a little bit of you though watch a rabbit way around Richmond common wag idli right [Laughter] [Applause] loud music the singer has had a number one has ad number one albums on both sides of the Atlantic I've sold over 20 million records and now has set asides on Eurovision Song Contest triumphing that's not even our making it up attack and quickly can you do as your best could be change beam me up Scotty no I can't do that I generally can't it's not my CV I should have told you that you don't be me up Scotty yeah yeah I can do it in French and it might be me a bus cookie you know pleasure to serve use your prison Obama [Laughter] [Applause] right you know oh it's okay that's fake blood right I'm still [Applause] Oh Oh Robert you've got to stop doing that makes me want to kind of do [Applause] don't take their they got a cute you [Applause]

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Length: 9min 38sec (578 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 12 2019