Beating Every Dark Souls Game With Broadsword Only

hello everyone this is the full video of me beating every single Dark Souls game with just the Broad Sword in this video I am taking all the other videos I posted editing them a little bit more and putting them all together for one gigantic video so with that out of the way let's get into the rules one final time number one I must beat the game number two summons are not allowed and number three Buffs are completely fine I hope you guys enjoyed this video and I thank every single one of you for the support on these videos and I will definitely do other challenge runs in the future because I really enjoyed playing every one of these games finally have a great and wonderful day okay perfect all righty alrighty then let's go let's go okay fire link Shrine baby [Music] there it is [Music] oh [ __ ] oh oh thank God oh I was gonna be so pissed if I fail right here oh it's gonna be so mad I was Ring perfect now oh okay damn actually crazy I almost died of a solar standing right there Trump are you [ __ ] serious I don't think he's guaranteed to drop that I'm pretty sure that's just a random chance that makes me mad legit what the [ __ ] I'll probably need to take the armor I'll probably do this perfect I still don't [ __ ] understand how you are a goddamn sorcerer and you don't know how the [ __ ] to like how how please [ __ ] explain oh my God oh suck my dick oh suck suck it just come on bro really you suck hey you sell anything oh rotten Pine resin infinite amount of those that'll be useful for later and that's about it yeah I just need I needed some intelligence yes well then um this I need that and this thank you Griggs for looking here I'm gonna tune my spell can we [ __ ] I don't know where the [ __ ] bro went all right boar kill yourself excuse me what kill yourself thank you I appreciate it I don't [ __ ] remember how many okay one was able to level me up once let's go damn I wanted to use him okay all right Pro did not get a chance all right well um foreign enough to take on these [ __ ] right now let me go ring the bell and then I might be brave enough dude they're still [ __ ] about right there [Music] come on guys come on one at a time it's not difficult I [ __ ] all y'all oh that was so satisfying oh my God all three of them nope [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out oh okay okay now this gold Pond resin is probably not gonna last the entire fight if I even kill our first drive so there's a real possibility I just sort of don't [ __ ] kill her first Troy she's normally pretty easy but it's been a while since I fought her 65 damage surprisingly she did not kill me what what excuse me huh oh okay all right got her I only used about six Humanity but hey [ __ ] it worth it worth it [Music] [ __ ] now I need a [ __ ] large Amber [Music] so I'm gonna let's say I'm going to the depths thing got 300 luring skull before or after the fight I'm gonna throw it before [ __ ] this go um they seem not interested in the [ __ ] school yeah no they did not give a single [ __ ] [ __ ] that there was an alluring skull literally right there okay well I'm resting a [ __ ] fire link this time because I learned my damn lesson [Music] all right perfect now it's just me and Cameron gauge of the Dead there we go large Emperor is acquired fall down here hello what the [ __ ] is you doing down here [ __ ] [Music] okay oh hi guys can we just not can we leave me alone with his make sure to rest here huh excuse me game [ __ ] what lightning I don't have any gold Pine resins well he's just gonna deal with magic and fire and [ __ ] he's got quite a bit of Health he's walking I want that tail Maybe oh come on do your little walk do a little walk there you go okay I was gonna say this [ __ ] tail better drop [Applause] oh my God dude dude stop with the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God man [ __ ] Christ [ __ ] this I'm going to the left side [Applause] okay we got him and so well for no [ __ ] reason oh my God no reason for it um hi what the [ __ ] what the hell did you come from what the [ __ ] dude [ __ ] where did you come from Jay what the [ __ ] come on iron golem oh [ __ ] yes ah yes hey there we go bye bye goodbye unfortunately damn I need two more titanite shards [ __ ] okay on a Londo time baby let's go let's go oh the rafters are so dumb I hate these [ __ ] so much dude no [ __ ] way no way that is where my [ __ ] saved spot is no [ __ ] way wow are you serious game really oh wow wow that's that's dumb that's dumb that's straight up [ __ ] stupid it's not supposed to do that oh that is so [ __ ] stupid like what the [ __ ] why why so much damage [ __ ] this I'll just grab great magic weapon this shit's already set up I mean if I can get out of this that'll work there's that instant backstab right there baby damn you sell them for 3 800 though [ __ ] man wow I can get the great sort of Artorias holy [ __ ] I did not know that huh this is a uh this is a broadsword only run but knowing that I could get like the [ __ ] great Lord Greatsword Abyss great sword and a great sword of Artorias [ __ ] I might use broadsword more often come on Art come on foreign nice okay yeah no I don't give no [ __ ] that he's weak to fire I'm doing like 17 more damage with magic weapon I could [ __ ] deal with that he's a truck so I might just be doing magic weapon only I mean I'm still gonna buy like charcoal Pine resins and [ __ ] like that just because it's still more than the than what it does base but like oh [ __ ] that God damn it that pillar just told me to go [ __ ] myself stop being so passive smells the one that's supposed to be passing bro come on come on bro I want orange team dude the orange seed please something do something dude oh [ __ ] foreign okay that's fine damn I was hoping I was able to hit him one more time and stun him hey good night snow nighty night don't let the bed [ __ ] bite mm-hmm I mean no war between bonfires oh thank God Richardson what do you resist curse and trains and curses I [ __ ] what I was talking about but all right it's okay I understand foreign Sage stray demon except Orange straight gaming oh my God it's not necessary [ __ ] that's like 60 [ __ ] more damage holy [ __ ] I can't wait to see how much crystal magic weapon does I actually know oh come on well if I just jumped through the ceiling like what dude oh [ __ ] grab a tag no damage [Music] [ __ ] serious ly I was going to talk if I take any sort of [ __ ] damage at all during this fight I'm just going now because I this [ __ ] run back sucks nuts the whole like 35-45 plus about 10 seconds you're sliding down that big ass [ __ ] thing so like I if I take even the tiniest amount of [ __ ] damage I'm quitting out cause [ __ ] that I hate this goddamn ball so [ __ ] much so much dude oh my God foreign get my [ __ ] Souls Jesus I'll just deal with this [ __ ] oh okay oh all right are you [ __ ] serious really really oh my god oh suck my dick oh go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself oh my God grab the [ __ ] that's all I saw don't care I'm not getting those [ __ ] Souls ten thousand is not worth it not worth this [ __ ] anymore foreign okay okay all right those [ __ ] crystals went crazy my God yay one more gold Pine Rosen my [ __ ] god dude [Music] oh I'm dead yo some [ __ ] sakes Jesus [ __ ] Christ this [ __ ] fight right now is legitimately pissed to be the [ __ ] off oh my God well [ __ ] curse your hp's half I [ __ ] know what happens on my shit's curse holy hell dude what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do I can't even get [ __ ] close to him because I'm gonna die immediately my health is like [ __ ] non-existent holy [ __ ] purging stuff oh Jesus all right there we go [Applause] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] this is the most trouble I think I've ever had fighting this [ __ ] I'm pretty sure I did easier pretty sure I did better my very first time playing this [ __ ] game like that was just [ __ ] dumb as hell this is so stupid yay all right yeah oh okay let's uncycle it I don't think I'm gonna be able to one cycle it oh yes oh thank God I hate that fight it's so stupid that right there that is the only reason I came up here I do not have any interest with anything else except for that info these [ __ ] do a lot of [ __ ] damage ahead so I just need to not get hit oh probably should have [ __ ] done that running up to the [ __ ] thing it would have been amount of damage though oh this is what I wanted to kill or I don't like when she's [ __ ] limping it sucks so much I hate it I hate it so much weapon [ __ ] I need a green tie night shark where the [ __ ] do I get a green tie night Shard God damn it huh oh yeah I can make this into the great sort of Artorias I need a green tight night short though oh gotta [ __ ] run it all over the damn place Jesus all right cool the [ __ ] Divine broadsword now so I don't believe yeah I can't put anything on it but it's just strictly there so the [ __ ] skeletons don't respawn worth it every [ __ ] day hey there you are crystal crystal magic weapon yeah yeah and everything everything else is useless to me cool you know what let's try and get trying to get more attainment slots together that's crazy stupid there we go there we go so I can have crystal magic right now [ __ ] yes dude dude come on come on dude oh my god dude there's [ __ ] four of them what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ man that area with the Boneless skeletons is it bad if you go the right [ __ ] Direction if you don't go the right direction I think I'll eat that ass up all right [Music] and give me the best of the father oh [ __ ] you the big ass skeletons and dogs are the worst oh my God what the [ __ ] such a stupid [ __ ] oh my God okay where's bro Skies there's one I got one down oh gunshot that skeleton oh my God I hate trying to [ __ ] hit him from behind normally I love hitting dudes from behind but God damn all right there we go perfect I don't actually [ __ ] know which way it is to get to him over this way all right start with Crystal thank you I don't know how that hit me but I well I have enough DPS to get to kill one king at a time so that's really good all right then thank you [ __ ] not if they do that they do that then I don't because I can't hit them no [ __ ] don't don't don't don't don't kill me okay it didn't kill me thank God holy hell I did not know if he was spawned in already above me God damn hitboxing in this fight's kind of like Dark Souls 2 hitboxes I'm not gonna run some of these should not be hitting me okay oh my God all right let's do this [ __ ] hopefully I'm able to get the Perry timings down first try that'd be great that would be pretty lovely thank you what bruh come on okay okay that's what happens when you don't get the Perry times down it's so stupid though like I [ __ ] buried him and I [ __ ] pressed RV and it's just it just didn't [ __ ] do it like God damn bro just trying to [ __ ] get the goddamn attack off but it just didn't do it let me put something else on what we got um uh boost critical attacks yeah that'll be good considering I have like no other useful ring and I am going to be pairing him hopefully I get to Perry off I'll be able to heal so come on oh [ __ ] [ __ ] ah [ __ ] crystal magic weapons it's fine I think I'll still move I think I'll still be all right oh [ __ ] foreign I'm as you can see I'm not the greatest at pairing him it's just extremely easy to [ __ ] carry him I should try grabbing me what the [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] oh God no not now not now bro [ __ ] come on dude dude come on looks god oh my god dude [ __ ] okay oh man it got a little dicey there it it got pretty nice in there at the end I'm not gonna lie bro all right we ain't doing it we ain't linking the flame oh dude holy [ __ ] run thank you [ __ ] uh majula this area is so amazing I absolutely [ __ ] love this area all right you already know you already know we gotta kill this dude all right easy give me your give me old clothes where are they at there they are yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] are you doing bro easy give me that ring yeah oh yeah perfect level up um I need to get my intent I need to get my intelligence up a little bit because I'm gonna need at least 10 of that so yeah let's do that I wish I had the base game I don't unfortunately I have scholar I still like this game um but I've only played The Scholar version so I don't actually I've heard but can I [ __ ] go up here holy [ __ ] I've heard by a lot of people that the scholar version is the worst version what the [ __ ] is bro doing bro's just looking at me I've only beat this game I think twice and I've never played the DLC so I don't really know much of what's going to come in my direction I've never played any of the DLC not even like a little bit of it but I've I have not posted any Dark Souls 2 on my channel so I decided you know what [ __ ] it let's do this Soul series Challenge and beat all the Souls game with just the broadsword so I think it'll be a fun challenge to do and I think you all have really enjoy the videos I'm not gonna grab the items I know that makes like all of them wake up yeah I need to buy fragrant branch of your I'm also gonna I'm gonna buy that and I need to buy The Fragrant Branch of yours so she moves to the uh so she moves to the [ __ ] to majula so I can get infinite life gems Last Giant time thank you foreign dude he's ripping his arm off good job don't really think that was necessary I'm sorry [ __ ] what Jesus Christ all right killed your ass [ __ ] Soldier key okay give me give me this thank you yes okay perfect that's absolutely perfect now we have the silver serpent ring plus one more souls baby um let's go to majula there you go I also have an extra I also have another esta Shard too oh God get the adaptability up intelligence up to 10 perfect now I do not have to level up intelligence for the rest of the game now I can just go into Health adaptability and Whatchamacallit yeah now I got three Estus flasks let's go yeah now you sell Unlimited life gems which is [ __ ] amazing Amber herb what the [ __ ] thank God I'm not Johnny Depp Jesus hello pursuer so mad I was not able to kill you okay okay somehow got hit by that all right got his ass yay just hold the pursuer and Ring of Blades I actually don't know what the hell the Ring of Blades is increased physical time nice do I need to go attack those dudes hell no I'm [ __ ] going to all right let's go this way I'm gonna put this [ __ ] up because I've never been able to get the dragon rider to fall off and I'd rather have more platform to work with so [ __ ] that [ __ ] that now this sword dude he's uh he's a Tuffy never [ __ ] mind he was extremely [ __ ] easy I don't need to though can I just like pull this [ __ ] lever and him not even notice yes I can good job [ __ ] idiot nice ring of binding I don't even know if that ring was worth it uh yes it was okay very very riveting gameplay right here just walk to the right and just walk to the right nothing bad will happen wait hold up dead ass this is actually [ __ ] working what the [ __ ] can he attack with a shield I don't actually know if he can attack with his shield this is the Strat ladies and gentlemen if you're struggling with this ball somehow just walk to the right you can't even get hit I swear dude oh my God this game is amazing let's go back to majula gotta level up and buy some life gems oh you need to level up need to level up my my adaptability needs to be higher 20 adaptability 10 that all right and then the rest of these I'm just gonna buy a [ __ ] ton of live gems with all right I I now need to know shorts unfortunate buy item oh he sells titanite shards I'm gonna buy two because I don't know how many I need to reinforce it again after this three three okay okay now I need large titanite shards oh yeah that hitbox I'm leveling up my adaptability and that hitbox is still disgusting damn he gave me 500 Souls damn there we go perfect all right let's get a [ __ ] torch all right here we go okay I couldn't remember how to light the torch guys I'm sorry couldn't [ __ ] remember how to do it that was 100 my fault but also why the [ __ ] do you have to lie to him torch in this game can you [ __ ] off thank you for finally [ __ ] off holy [ __ ] [ __ ] was that bruh back is mine oh okay all right hey guys how are y'all doing the more I don't have to deal with these [ __ ] the better honestly hey look at there they're stuck [ __ ] you not getting poisoned stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] apparently I am I there's nothing here hey hey hey hey this guy does not give a [ __ ] this one is not scared of the light holy [ __ ] yeah no he's not oh my God okay perfect Flex House entry time let's go let's go dudes [ __ ] I was out of stamina that's like the next thing I need to upgrade stamina can I use my [ __ ] life gems that's like the next thing I'm upgrading is stamina don't know how the [ __ ] that hit me but all right all right this should be it oh nope one more hit all right got you that's all Century sold yay now we're on the other side of this area tune spells insufficient I don't even have [ __ ] slots to put a spell in so eve even in this in this game you don't start with one Attunement slot okay whoops holy [ __ ] where the [ __ ] did this dog come from there's two dolls Oh my God there's three dogs what the [ __ ] I have never never [ __ ] seen these dogs in my goddamn life holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] somehow that [ __ ] cursed me okay [ __ ] man thank God Kirsten this game is nothing like curse in the first game all right there's the normal serpent ring Twinkling Titanite Twinkling Titanite is useless to me right now I'm not going to what the [ __ ] was that are you [ __ ] kidding me game all right ruins sentimental time baby stand on all right now while we wait do some we're gonna put some gold I don't actually know what they're weak to so I'm just going to assume gold Pine resin is fine [ __ ] excuse me yeah I just use that gold [ __ ] Pine raisin for no goddamn [ __ ] reason yay Jim all right well I guess I'm gonna use the dark Pine resin this time Aloha just didn't move right there right through his [ __ ] shield now he's gonna be dumb as [ __ ] all right okay that was not terrible reinforce yeah hell yeah [ __ ] yeah that's what I'd like to see baby my broadsword is now plus five [ __ ] yeah I have semester shorts but I also need to level up okay 10 I got an Attunement slot now and then we're gonna go get health of 25 adaptability to 25. actually we're not gonna do Health then strength to 15. there we go adaptability and strength hey another pursuer hell yeah more souls baby damn all right what's up girl oh damn I'm starting off starting off with a [ __ ] banger oh this these hit boxes right now my God dude that the hitbox on that is insane like oh my God that [ __ ] is crazy as [ __ ] is [ __ ] insane dude foreign by that one the hitbox on that is insane like I swear to God that [ __ ] is crazy all right all right all right [ __ ] let's [ __ ] go foreign oh come on one more hit gotcha all right let's go let's go let's go you get so many [ __ ] souls in this game holy [ __ ] it's like one of the early game bosses and I got like [ __ ] 60 70k holy [ __ ] I'm going to level up intelligence a little bit so I can use like gray magic weapon and possibly Crystal magic weapon I have 98 life gyms now yes ma'am I'm already up here yeah I'm gonna get the bonfire up here then go back down so I swear that chest has something important well it looks like I'm just gonna raw dog this one she's resistant to Magic so good luck to me all right come on oshka I mean it would make sense she's resistant to Magic she literally uses Magic I don't know where pincers hit me hit you out ow what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] crazy I mean she's resistant to Magic so I don't think I will uh yeah okay I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna do less damage no I'm doing more damage okay it's a little it's not too much more but it is more so yes thank you God she Barely Used her tail there man damn spokenness scorpion is so uh yeah this boss this boss looks so much ass cheeks I have to kill the dogs real fast and I have to not get [ __ ] poisoned by him oh I got toxic okay oh [ __ ] I'm just gonna die from them [ __ ] doing damage to me I didn't even die from the toxic I just died from them ganging the [ __ ] up on me put magic work at home but then I'm gonna use a shield to block these [ __ ] because my God I don't know if I one shot it if I one hit my weapon I don't [ __ ] know dude I'm just trying to figure out literally anything okay well I got toxic but foreign all right that hit me somehow okay huh excuse me got hit by that somehow okay holy [ __ ] so [ __ ] yeah yeah baby that's good gameplay I really love this fight guys guys if y'all have never played Dark Souls 2 play Dark Souls 2 just for this fight dude holy [ __ ] oh my God like it's not a [ __ ] rat why why would God damn [ __ ] [ __ ] fart is your damn [ __ ] puke go [ __ ] anyways it's not a [ __ ] rat so like okay I can take the [ __ ] Shield off now it's not a rat like the [ __ ] light on his resume oh yeah time for my favorite boss in the entire series guys yeah I'll just wait till this boss this boss go crazy hey guys there you go guys best boss ever 10 out of 10. would [ __ ] again I could beat this [ __ ] boss not that difficult butt face I love how I can [ __ ] kill the babies okay foreign yeah I knew I was getting hit by that because I just couldn't move yay I'm done with this [ __ ] area [ __ ] this area so much this area sucks so much dick however though it did give me the large time I charged on Aiden that's that's good thank you okay thank God they put a bonfire right here I'm not gonna lie thanks [ __ ] all right bro rad Vanguard time I'm poisoned holy dick and [ __ ] what hits yeah holy hell man did a lot of damage to the [ __ ] Authority or Vanguard okay oh that boss fight is so stupid bye that was [ __ ] close all right hello hello rotten you're normally easy as [ __ ] he must be weak to Magic oh [ __ ] it's one of those [ __ ] delayed attacks he's got all right this should be it oh not quite it is now though soul of the rotten ooh do I do the [ __ ] trick where I I think I'm going to where I do the trick where I use a bonfire aesthetic aesthetic oh I'm doing that [ __ ] let me go to majula first and I'll do it all right what's this poison goes I should be should be in in the clear um okay just didn't move I guess so if y'all haven't played Dark Souls 2 and y'all don't know what the hell I did I essentially made this area into um New Game Plus so like he has new game plus health but along with that he also has new game plus Souls after I kill him so that is huge and y'all saw how much he dropped for just regular new game oh [ __ ] AOE [ __ ] thank God that did not one shot me I didn't realize it was AOE till last second oh God okay Jesus there we go watch these Souls bro look at that [ __ ] 140k baby 140k baby yes sir oh no guys don't be scared of this [ __ ] this is precisely why you don't get scared of this [ __ ] like like what the [ __ ] is that right dude come on she could do so much better Undead lock away key I believe that's to that bonfire that I just tried to get in I was gonna fight skeleton boys this dude's still [ __ ] behind me Jesus all right time to fight the skeleton Lords I'm pretty sure that's their name I don't know I can't remember it's been [ __ ] forever since I've fallen yeah skeleton Lords I just got to kill a [ __ ] ton of skeletons that that's that's literally it yeah this boss is just annoying not really terrible just [ __ ] annoying because goddamn they can still unlock you apparently [ __ ] phone Wheels in this game really aren't that bad oh thank you for being by yourself sir okay you're no longer by yourself and the last two all right that's it all right are we going to my second most favorite area in the game believe so believe we're on the way are we going yes yes we're here [ __ ] yeah this boss is gonna be this boss is easy as hell anyways my favorite boss in the game okay now I gotta lie guys this is actually one of my favorite bosses in the game not because he's difficult or anything but because he's just a [ __ ] fat lard uh yes because I wanted to just [ __ ] smack your ass trust me I love smacking ass but I don't really want to got it hello mytha a damn immediately [ __ ] Jesus all right that gives me time one more hit all right that was easy as [ __ ] the hardest part was [ __ ] binding her I could not find her to save my [ __ ] life oh yes yes [Music] thank God there's not one of those [ __ ] things right there I'm not even gonna use a [ __ ] life I'm not gonna waste a goddamn life Jim okay there we go if I died right next to it I wouldn't even give a [ __ ] never mind go oh yes I got great magic weapon juice use oh this is so amazing now here's the thing though do I just straight up replace it no there's no I can't replace it I'm just gonna have to level up to get a second or three months look do I have enough to do that though yes I do oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yes dude great magic weapons about to help so much I mean guys there's a reason I saved this area for the last of the Lord Souls man I mean I I don't know what to say it's just my absolute favorite I love this area go [ __ ] yourselves both of you oh my God the [ __ ] worst dude holy [ __ ] Oh my Jesus [ __ ] titties man just just go in just enter it perfect Smelter Demon Kool-Aid demon no this isn't the Kool-Aid one the Kool-Aid ones in the DLC I think I'm about to blow I'm so thankful I'm so [ __ ] over leveled for this area like dude genuinely this is one of my least favorite areas in the entire series and it's just the scholar the first in Edition this area is not terrible in the base game like if y'all want to play Dark Souls 2 play it on the original Dark Souls 2 version do not buy scholar the first sin just by the original Dark Souls 2 version it is significantly better but holy [ __ ] I'm so glad I [ __ ] beat him first try because that area literally gives me ball cancer every [ __ ] time I play through it thank the Lord I saved that area for last because [ __ ] every bit of that area God all right come on you son of a [ __ ] oh wow that's dude I did not know he does that say that's new that's definitely not it's definitely oh [ __ ] I don't think I would have killed him still all right this time I killed him I'm still so mad I [ __ ] died to him the first time man because that [ __ ] hmm because that [ __ ] took me another probably 20 minutes just to get back to him pisses me off Petrified Something yay something was petrified I don't like that [ __ ] you [ __ ] you bro [ __ ] off audio nobody likes you you stupid [ __ ] hoe where the [ __ ] am I going um what um huh oh God where the [ __ ] am I going hell no take me the [ __ ] back I ain't doing the damn DLC bro hell no that ain't [ __ ] happening bro I'm sorry that ain't happening oh yeah here we go baby three tono chunks there it is baby I already had a tight night slab I just needed those chunks what's up girl [Music] sir a riff sorry Arif I don't know random ass NPC my God maybe this is an actual player with that [ __ ] hitbox I wouldn't be surprised this is an actual player oh this is an actual player this is why I don't [ __ ] play online yep this is why I don't [ __ ] play online but apparently in this game you have no goddamn choice because for some [ __ ] reason even though you're not unhollowed you are very clearly hollowed I mean [ __ ] you look like a [ __ ] cancer patient whenever you [ __ ] die you can still get [ __ ] invaded which is the dumbest goddamn [ __ ] in my [ __ ] life stupid as [ __ ] why the [ __ ] why is that allowed now the Dark Souls series is really bad at this making like [ __ ] bosses just normal ass enemies I don't know why the [ __ ] they do that I really don't these [ __ ] drop tight night slabs holy dick that's what's in here with these some [ __ ] oh my God not these [ __ ] stuff oh hey oh Nashandra how are you doing oh is this who I think it is is this what I think it is the toy Dragon Riders yes yes this one has no Health my God man I hit his shield right there apparently we're from earlier just a walk right and you'll be fine oh oh yes yes sorry yes yes I did it I [ __ ] did it yes it is maxed now 240 plus 65 plus whatever the [ __ ] I put on it I need to level up any level of like strength and [ __ ] to make it uh do more damage I have actually really enjoyed playing this game again I did not enjoy the Iron Keep at all like not even a [ __ ] little bit but other than that and I have I've actually enjoyed it quite a bit yeah goer's ring of are you [ __ ] kidding me all right then where's he at okay all right game sure that's how that works yeah okay door um hi is she really that like is she that dangerous you gotta lock her up like that don't even have a basic lock either it's like oh it's like a like what the [ __ ] Looking Glass night yeah you know I would have buffed outside the boss room but I really couldn't this this is a great boss I love this boss I love the look of this boss too are you are you [ __ ] serious dude all right there we go good boss really good boss love that boss oh great oh great I know exactly where we're at I know exactly where the [ __ ] we are at dude look is he not [ __ ] dead man what the [ __ ] no I do not excuse me what who the [ __ ] just did that [ __ ] you okay hopefully I thought it was Detroit to the games oh my God worth it worth it worth it worth it every single [ __ ] time it's worth it okay holy [ __ ] all right cool [Music] okay he put his foreskin on all right Mr Mr song damn dude I've never seen that [ __ ] attack holy [ __ ] all right next one should be the end damn too far oh yeah even though you hear me it's definitely it oh right of Amana sucks so much notes dude key to the embedded okay well I know where that goes all right undead crypt time oh my [ __ ] God [ __ ] off I wish I could just [ __ ] beat your ass right [ __ ] here but I can't go [ __ ] yourself bro just go do it go do it with a big old dick he was doing a lot of damage couldn't really go nowhere though because he was not moving unlike this dude this dude he's moving oh there's fog right there at the end of it and a dragon rider in front of it this is probably a boss oh [ __ ] oh God there's a lot of those dudes uh nope thank God those dudes are slow hey it's Bill stat I love this fight my man velstadt love this fight such a good fight oh okay nice [ __ ] Dodge there one more all right cool thank God for for infinite life gems man that's all I could say oh hello King hello Cedric how are you my man you're tall as [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] I would assume we're about average height maybe so like five like six foot just round up to six feet this [ __ ] got it at least be about like 17 feet tall there ain't no way he's not like legit who the [ __ ] are you oh okay Aldi is keep okay I mean all these keep now oh yeah dragon hello Pig ass basilis holy [ __ ] the big [ __ ] I'm not gonna lie I can't use the thing use this one though I can oh okay it opens this one this is a boss fight I just boss fight Guardian Dragon oh yeah this this fight's probably gonna be annoying as [ __ ] and he's gone already oh never mind he landed back and then he immediately run a player fire fire fire fire oh come on really dude really dude damn bro oh okay the fire was not gone yet damn I was kind of [ __ ] violent wasn't it [ __ ] uh yes this is this is legitimately one of my favorite areas in the game not the like sarcasm [ __ ] I was talking about earlier this is actually one of my favorite areas I'm not fighting this [ __ ] I ain't doing it if you want to see a dude fight this dude [ __ ] look at any goddamn video thank you it's exactly what I needed oh God oh God oh God okay ah fire [ __ ] holy hell oh my God okay we're right into it cool okay I have not been able to hit him once there we go registered that time this is literally just the last giant fight except he has like two new moves still only wants to do the stomp though first I got hit by that anyways Fire Seed solo the Giant there we go I know he does a lot of [ __ ] damage so he has a lot of Health too this will probably take a good three four minutes yeah there's that damage all right round number two clearly he's gonna [ __ ] like one cycle my ass so I just can't get it my Lord that hitbox was terrible I was behind the sword and I got hit by are you [ __ ] serious dude I the fact that he does so much all right trying out new new armor I don't need I don't need a [ __ ] ton of souls anymore I'm basically in game level now so hopefully the new armor doesn't or allows me to be able to actually survive a couple hit I took more damage okay bro's lucky the broadsword came to the side of a [ __ ] Barn if it was Landing against it bro would be dead by now all right no I swear to God I was taking more damage with this [ __ ] Armor I just so happened to have played a hell of a lot [ __ ] better like legit I don't [ __ ] unders I don't know what the [ __ ] it was their weakness is lightning do I have any okay I have four gold Pond resins okay perfect they're resistant to poison and bleed but not immune and the chandra's also weak to lightning damn who's that [ __ ] dude that sold head of Van Gogh I'm gonna go to God damn it I'm gonna go to the head of the dude um in the Shaded Woods and then I because he sells infinite lightning things so he sells infinite lightning uh gold Pine resins which is [ __ ] good so that's that's really good yes I'm back again what the [ __ ] who oh thank you I have 19 gold Pine resin now [ __ ] yes okay I'm so glad I looked that up all right then now we go fight these [ __ ] I'm probably going to purposefully die after beating Throne Watcher and Defender just so I can get my magic wet well I mean I'm not really going to be using magic weapon that often though or maybe like get my Estes back and [ __ ] like that oh hey hey done oh yeah yeah put ashandra to rest I got you bro anything for her Emerald Herald is honestly the best [ __ ] one of the entire series including Demon Souls and especially Elden ring this boss is not bad I just wish that there was something like legitimately anything that okay that was my fault I didn't realize how [ __ ] close I was to the edge all right why the [ __ ] I accidentally pressed y a all right come on I know they can also re-summon each other when the one of them dies so I would much rather I mean the Throne Watcher would be a nice one to kill first I like this fight it's actually a pretty good gang fight which is something that the Dark Souls Series has not been the best at since Dark Souls 1. wait they're weak to lightning but they literally have lightning they could use lightning what the [ __ ] what my gold Pine resin is off but it's fine I'm doing pretty even damage to both of them to be honest all right I have space I can put my gold Ponder isn't on oh my god um that was close Thorn Watchers so close to death I know thornwatcher is dead okay all right yeah okay I think I actually have enough resources to be able to do nishandra straight up I just need her to get away from the edge Oh no I got cursed okay don't care [ __ ] God damn it that was that was my fault oh my that was 100 my fault I completely completely forgot gold Pine resin was in my fourth slot so I didn't go far enough damn I'll admit fault on that one that was my fault 100 I have 23 Radiant Life gems that could probably a radiant live stream is really [ __ ] good that could probably negate curse all together um with just one and if not just one I know it would completely make cursed useless with two of them Radiant Life gems yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah who the [ __ ] cares it's the Chandra bro that's it that's all it is see like I said [ __ ] Radiant Life gyms completely negate the curse effect oh come on so close so close okay yeah easy as [ __ ] now do I want to link The Flame or do I want to just say [ __ ] the flame either I go that way or oh my [ __ ] god am I gonna have to fight aldia I don't want to but I mean I will uh yes I do okay okay holy [ __ ] dude oh my God okay Aldi is weak to lightning and Magic perfect I mean I didn't expect audio to be weak to fire considering um surrounded by fire but you know whatever that fired us a lot of damage I don't think I'll be able to attack him when he's got the fire around him aldia teleported to the same location oh Jesus Christ teleporting right into my [ __ ] ass I can't even [ __ ] attack audio right now because literally teleported into my face holy [ __ ] I'm really [ __ ] close to the edge all these fat [ __ ] ass taking them half the damn screen though I'm gonna put lightning on just because I do more damage with lighting ha gotcha gotcha [ __ ] you know what I'll link it I will proceed to the throne huh I'm gonna start with the pyromancer oh I missed the Perry dude God damn holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Christ all right that's the only boss I'm not gonna be able to kill the broadsword but I'm thinking about it I'm probably gonna go into New Game Plus just so I can kill him with the broadsword so whoops oh wow okay can this Shield just not [ __ ] Parry or something Jesus Christ oh my God [ __ ] I guess not oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] then all right there we go I beat him all right hey first try baby let's go I didn't even level up what the [ __ ] what is wrong with me if I'm correct there it is baby there it is you still can't use it though let's level this thing up a little bit there we go reinforced it oh let's see here 128 115 Refuge we actually get the stats for this real quick let's literally just need one more decks so right now it's 128 plus 14 and I can get it to 163. right now it's c and d I would like to make it a refined Jim I would like to get an air be a refined gem but for now I'm going to do the raw gym intelligence I need one more for a great magic weapon um two more that let's get a couple two minutes so we can get a couple of more Attunement slots damn unlike Dark Souls 1 you're not really giving it a lot of Attunement slots in this game Hill and Dark Souls one at level [ __ ] at 16 Attunement you have like four of them [ __ ] [Music] all right vort good job my man all right perfect I need to kill myself like a lot eventually oh thank God oh thank God finally holy [ __ ] oh my God I had to kill myself like 40 [ __ ] times Jesus Christ Then Shall We Begin I think I'm gonna put a sharp gym on the Broad Sword for a while I think I'm just Apple strength thank you I think I'm just gonna put a sharp gem on the broadsword have its skill with Dex that'll probably be good there we go perfect I think it's crazy how he was [ __ ] stuck inside there but he can just teleport out like why the [ __ ] was he stuck in the first place he can just teleport out all right foreign all right that was easy okay we'll be all right I promise I have a feeling this dude's weak to dark I don't know why he probably isn't to be honest God damn [ __ ] ran all the way over here oh God why is there no vibration all right I've done mine Secrets got it from here man what man what since when the [ __ ] does he get on the ladder what the hell oh that is so [ __ ] that's so [ __ ] stupid oh my God that's so dumb fire maybe possibly I have no idea oh um I I'm not gonna lie I did not even [ __ ] know I got hit oh my [ __ ] god man oh my God oh [ __ ] game man this this [ __ ] man okay I'm sorry where the [ __ ] did the dog come from what like legit where the [ __ ] did the dog come from what the hell game [ __ ] out of my way oh my God [ __ ] dogs in this game just show the [ __ ] up out of goddamn nowhere oh thank you foreign that was some good damage okay I was gonna be so mad if I didn't get it oh my God all right holy [ __ ] that fight is so dumb for no [ __ ] reason I hate it I hate that fight so much if I can go suck my dick dude girl shut the [ __ ] up I don't actually know what they're weak to I'm just going to assume magic does the trick magic book we should be just I hate those fat [ __ ] like like why could they [ __ ] drop that ball oh my God they could just [ __ ] they could just change their [ __ ] body and it makes no sense dude are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me it kicked it kicked because of course the [ __ ] kids all right let's go Dex I mean [ __ ] I'm making it a sharp weapon so scales with dicks crazy that the [ __ ] was actually able to hit me right there oh my God you [ __ ] suck no God I'm pretty sure that's dusk's Crown yeah no that was definitely [ __ ] which one's does Crown I swear to God I thought that was first how the [ __ ] did bro why did bro stop shooting crap there it is Jesus Christ oh damn I'm trying to get his [ __ ] leg before that to fall off but it ain't I tried getting his life okay so I got three more of those and six of those and infinite rotten Pine resin okay that's good um and infinite Titanite charts [ __ ] finally oh my God perfect that that was actually like [ __ ] amazingly perfect holy [ __ ] damn now I know that the image Watchers are heavily weak to lightning so yeah two tie night scales I just wanted this [ __ ] you dude like really bro this [ __ ] right now oh wow okay come here help me help me and this [ __ ] take aggro with that one like [ __ ] Christ come on bro thank you he did I appreciate it just long enough for me to kill this one okay [ __ ] off okay damn I know I [ __ ] tried to dodge that game oh my God what the [ __ ] was that holy [ __ ] all right perfect and I believe it's this one it sure is [ __ ] yeah there we go Carthage [ __ ] yeah perfect bro [ __ ] come on there we go oh God no no oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I'm still alive he for some reason did not continue to go up I got so lucky right there holy [ __ ] thank you vape Lord bro stop don't drag me with you Jesus Christ holy hell that was scary I'm not gonna lie I almost embarrassed myself by behind a vape Lord wolmere fire lightning and dark damn he's weak to a lot of [ __ ] and I didn't even know that fire lightning and dark let's go pontiff it looks like you're a little retail on fire it just makes no sense considering he has a thunder sword but oh [ __ ] I didn't have any [ __ ] stamina well give me like a second dude oh my god of course he delayed it [Music] now he's gonna now he's gonna make his little clone yes he's doing the anime walk oh die no I don't have stamina kill him okay perfect this has gotta hurt there's no way this don't hurt like the [ __ ] is this a big ass Arrow right in my [ __ ] face like what the [ __ ] hello got damn those little [ __ ] things did so much damage what the hell I'm sorry there ain't no [ __ ] what I don't give a [ __ ] how athletic you are as a fat dude no goddamn way you were jumping that [ __ ] fart that high upstairs there's just no goddamn way hit the quindolin park oh he did the fast teleport sucks just don't just don't just don't you [ __ ] I specifically said don't [ __ ] um I don't have that much health oh God no not the [ __ ] arrows man I swear to God okay well I'm gonna die this this one so [Music] crazy bro Aldridge come on bro how you gonna choke that dude how the [ __ ] you gonna choke that Aldridge my God man [ __ ] [ __ ] bro is terrible are you this is this this is precisely why I hate this [ __ ] area they take away the they take away your [ __ ] Health okay why the [ __ ] did I spawn with less Health anyways they take away your [ __ ] Health okay and then you [ __ ] one shot you no matter what the [ __ ] they do they just one shot you and [ __ ] my God if there's more than one yeah no you're getting gang [ __ ] at that point this area sucks so much nuts dude all right so I know that it's gonna be controversial but I personally am not going to be um yorm with a broadsword it ain't happening um I'm gonna be a normal person I'm gonna use the [ __ ] the uh the thing the weapon um but I could easily well not really easily but I could beat him with the broad sword um I just don't want to because that would take so [ __ ] long so I'm not going to let's get rid of that but yeah no I I can but I'm not gonna but I'm not gonna sit here for 10 15 [ __ ] minutes just biting at his ankles I'm not doing that [ __ ] so that was a [ __ ] lie [Music] [Music] and love is all we'll ever trust yeah no I don't wanna waste what's left [Music] to my shadow through the sunrays [Music] through the highways hello [Music] [Music] finding Life along the way the days we haven't played [Music] going around these walls [Music] [Music] to my shadow turns to sunrays [Music] let's go [Music] through the highways [Music] [Music] Horizon turn us to thousands and we'll grow in numbers [Music] old [Music] you already know you already [ __ ] know [ __ ] hey got all this paper I don't go to class shortage so I'll see you later your boy made the Fate all your [ __ ] is trash uh she only a father in her face overhead get a bag and my time don't get waste uh give me a time and a place and I'm pulling up ass cause my tongue like that takes ooh how do you do that keep my [ __ ] wavy like do-rex make me your legs man like you jack I can't be your boo I'm a douche pack got so much trippy kids might need a hoodie said I'm out here buzzing but I got a woody I've been in the field but I feel like a rookie and I eat that [ __ ] like my favorite cookie [Music] you already know [Music] [ __ ] all these hoes I'm eating [ __ ] like it's Oreos [Music] you already know hey you already know hey pull up in a row hey think of [ __ ] I still is [ __ ] ride me Rodeo hey water how I flow hey Coke all in my nose hey stack it quick I'm getting rich you see me don't see dope hey [ __ ] what do you mean I can't see a titty and I'm whipping on my pen in the middle of the city and I'm rocking Nike but the Fitters looking shitty and I can't hit that [ __ ] cause I just been so busy she grabbed on my dick and say this little piggy while out in public they say you sugar Willie just call me the kid got a Time how'd you come right there oh my God I [ __ ] did it oh I hope y'all [ __ ] are happy oh my God look at the durability that [ __ ] just half of my [ __ ] durability oh my God holy [ __ ] yeah no you got me [ __ ] up thinking I'm going straight to the dancer fight this fight's gonna be significantly easier but my god oh yeah hell no um there we go oh Jesus Christ oh my God that took so [ __ ] long I don't know how long that took whenever I'm editing the video I'll show you how long it took let's go dancer oh ow dick face the hell still don't understand why the [ __ ] she's weak to dark but she uses dark in her second face like bro what oh my God holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I got a lucky [ __ ] right there I need to knock [ __ ] die okay even though they're at the end it got a little dicey that still such a difference from the [ __ ] previous fight oh my God perfect now we just need a Tonite slide and I know where a couple of those are one of them's in the DLC and I'm so happy I'm about to go to the DLC for something else just for the next boss so let's go do that there it is baby it's one of the things we need next one is not too far away that was [ __ ] funny there we go perfect Max that [ __ ] out let's do this there's that Frost already Jesus he is weak defrost that's why I specifically want to go get it wow wow one one little thing goes not not the way and that that's the entire fight okay Jesus [ __ ] Christ man laughs Jesus [ __ ] Christ foreign [Music] [Music] come on come on all right perfect still don't know what the [ __ ] happened the first time you know it's whatever that's whatever it's a good thing I didn't die because that's quite a bit of [ __ ] Souls I would have left behind you know just get as much health as I can I'm not going to need that because he is resistant like he's not weak to fire at all so good come on let's do it I think I'm gonna start out with dark and then I'll put and I'll do lighting after that all right here we go Mr Mr sender [ __ ] oh damn well damn I'm definitely not ain't happening yeah okay and of course that is me you know just kill me just just [ __ ] kill me yeah God damn dude [ __ ] what the [ __ ] um wait hold up I'm doing like the same if not more damage what the [ __ ] tells the point in that goddamn ring foreign [Music] dude the [ __ ] tracking in this [ __ ] part of the face is crazy like my God it's not rolling man I'm [ __ ] rolling man and I just don't get it when I press the [ __ ] Circle button I want to roll the fact that that [ __ ] hit me is crazy my God foreign thank you foreign actually you know what yeah yeah I'll do it [ __ ] it why not I'll link it because why the [ __ ] not planning on ordering today sir I'll have a Krabby Patty already and with extra onions airing today aren't we hey Squidward shut the [ __ ] up I don't know what your problem is man I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here all right there's no one behind me in line so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order who cares man you really are something else you know that you lash out at people and why because you hate your job news flash [ __ ] everyone hates their job I work at the grocery store I have to deal with [ __ ] all the time too but I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers you know Squidward this town does not like you and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist or genius or we just don't get you it's because you're mean all right look at Spongebob he works in front of a Hot Grill all day but we all like him and you know why because he's nice he says hello to us look man I don't want to be this type of customer you know I don't like to start fights with folks but like you can't do that all right and I'm not gonna call Out Mr Krabs or anything I just want to get my food and go please learn from this all right

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Published: Mon Jul 17 2023