[GRUNT] [WHINE] [STRUGGLING] YE! HIGH FIVE! [DISTANT CRIES OF AN EAGLE] [ARIN]
EEEHLEEEEHHHHLEEHHHHHHH Nyum, nyum, nyum. Delicious! EEELELELELELELELELELE [DAN] Let's do it. π΅ [JAZZY TUNES] π΅ [CC AVAILABLE IN SPANISH] [DAN] Our instructions were to ~ease~ into this opening because they can't- uh...do the lights So... [SULTRY DAN]
Welcome to Power Hour. [AWAKE ARIN] Oh. [A] Oh, yeah. Hi. I'm just so distracted by what's happening off screen. You can just do it [D] Do what? [THE DINOS ARE ENRAPTURED IN NAVAL WAR] [ARIN AUDIBLY GRINNING] [A] Almost there. There we go. [D] Flawless. Arin, what is this? What are we doing today? [A] It's called-
[D] Looks like Battleshipβ’ [A] It's called Battle Shots, Dan. [D] Oh, okay. [A] And it's... the whole- [D] No lawsuits here. [A] Nope. It's a different name. [D] Mhmm. [D] Different game.
[A] Different ships. [A] We're gonna be playing and then there's gonna be shots in each one. And the shots are gonna have weird things in 'em?? [D] What does that mean? [A] I don't know. We'll find out. [A] Hell yeah. [VANESSA] Heeeell yeah. [A] There ain't no way this- this... f**ckers gunna get- [D] You jam them all in the middle? [A] No!
[D] Okay. [D] Alright, here we go. E-5 [A] That's a miss buddyyyyy. [D] Booooom! My first miss. [A] You stupid idiot [D] Cool.
[A] E-5. [D] E-5 is a miss, you sack of dog π© [A] Damn... [D] And the fun is being had. [A] C-3. [D] C-3 is a hit. [A] YEAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYY!!!! [D] UGH. I'd describe it, but then Arin would know... [A] The size of the ship?
[D] Yeah... [D] So I'll just say that was a liquid. [A] I-1. [D] I-1 is a miss. [A] Okay... [A] I forgot that I hit you- [D] Yeah, you did. [A] So... [D] Clearly.
[A] Yeah. [A] I'll just say it was strategic. [D] Alright. [D] I-3.
[A] I-3... that's a miss, buddy. [D] Where are these SHIPS? [A] B-3. [D] B-3 is a miss! [A] What the FRICK?! [A] D-3. [D] D3 is a hit. [D] Don't. Love. This. [A] Alright, Wiener Schnitzel. [D] Ugh... [D] F-7. [A] Shhh~ [A] F-7? That's a miss buddy. [D] Stop calling me 'buddy'. I'm not your 'buddy'. [A] E-3. [D] E-3 is a hit! [A] Oh, no way! [D] Yeah. Yeahaha. YEAH! [D] Oh man...am I like... Really dancing around the party? [A] I'm not gonna say anything about what you're doing [D] Well Michael's losing his mind over there, so. I think I must be close. [A] F-3. [D] F-3 is a hit [A] You don't say. [D] You scranked my Battle Shot. [A] Oh, I got your um... Oh, your Mountain Dew? [D] Is that what this is?
[V] It's a Red Bull [D] I love it... [BATTLE BURPS] [A] Really good, huh? [D] It's so good... [D] J-5. [A] It's a miss [D] Bro. Where are these π₯οΈ-ing ships? [A] C-9. [D] C-9... is a goddamn hit [A] OH YEAH BABY! Ha-HAAA! You're about to see a fist come right through the center of this board [A] D-9. [D] D-9 is a hit. [A] Yeah, go ahead and take that... ...delicious shot Yum, yum, yum [V] How much of that one in your mouth? [D] Please don't phrase it like that, Vanessa. [D] A-3 PLEASE! [D] B-2? [A] It's a miss. [D] FRICK! [A] Uhh- F-9. [D] F-9 is a hit... [A] Yeah it is. [D] I'm just gonna save these... [A] Like- looking at your strategy, like- I'm getting your logic here. It's just funny that it's not working out for you. [D] SO FUNNY! [A] G-9. [D] G-9 is a hit. [A]. Oh, no way. [D] You shlanked my Battle Scrawnk. I already feel so nauseous [D] H-9. [A] Oh my god it hit! [D] Oooohh!!!! Ooohhhohohookayyyyy it's a hit! [A] Okay.
[D] Yaaay. [D] G-9. [A] Yup. [D] Yay. YAY! ...Okay [A] A-5 [D] A-5 is a π₯οΈ-ing hit. [A] AH! WHOA my goodness gracious me~ [D] F-9. [A] Yep. [D] Okayyy. [A] E-6 [DAN ATTEMPTS TO BURP SPEAK]
You see what I did? [D] J-8 [A] That's a hit. [D] Yay! Oh merciful heavens. [D] I-8.
[A] Yeah. OhhohoHEYhoho NYAHAHA! HA HA! WOO! [A] Goes down smooth!
[D] Oh I- [D] -pulled a muscle in my neck 'woo'-ing. [A] Kisses and hugs... or candies and nugs. [A] J-7. [D] J-7 is a hit. [A] Ah-HAAAA! [REFRESHING REGRET] [A] Tasty little hit there. Hehehe π MUAH! ππππππππ [A] Um- um... um. Is it laying down or is it hot dog style? [D]. Hot dogs do lay down. [BELCH] [D] You're cheating. [A] I'm not cheating.
[D] You /have/ to be cheating. [A] I'm not cheating! [ARIN CACKLING] GOD! [D] Bro, my board looks like a tic-tac-toe game from hell. F-10. [A] That's a hit! [D] OOOOHHH... You're bunching your ships! You're a ship buncher! [D] G-10. [A] It's a hit. [D] ohhhh my god. [A] Did you just mash all your ships into the corner? [A] /No/. [D] Alright... [A] That's...ridiculous! [D] I- okay. [ARIN HAS A GREAT POKER FACE] [D] H-10. [A] Yep. [D] Oh, so you do have ships touching each other. Oh my god! [D] Oh my god! [A] Is that against the rules?
[D] I think I see what's going on here! [A] Am I not allowed do that? [A] This a race against the clock now [D] Yeah! [D] I got you on camera, now! [I LOVE YOU MISTER BUBBS] [A] I-3. [D] I-3 is a HIT! [A] YEAH-HAHAHA! OH MY GOD! [D] QUICKLY! Quickly, quickly! E-10 [A] Holy π©. [D] E-10! [A] Yeah, you sunk something. [D] Okay, good! Oh my god, I π₯οΈ-ing know exactly what's going on here. [A] Of course you do, idiot!
[D] Alright! [D] Okay, hold on. Hold on. I have to drink this. Aw- it's terrible. [A] I-4. [D] I-4 is a hit, you π₯οΈ-sucker. [A] AH-HAAAAA!!! [THE GUZZLER] [A] WOO! [D] This is agony. It's like I figured out who Keyser SΓΆze was too late. [A] I-2. [D] I-2 is a miss you π₯οΈ. [D] I-9? If I-9 is a hit... [A] It is.
[D] It is! [D] You BASTARD! You DID mash them all in the corner! [A] I-5. [D] I-5 is a hit. You win. [D] OHHHHHH the agonyyyy! [D] Ugh I feel terrible. [A] Here's my board- [ARIN LAUGHING] [D] My board is a pretty standard battle- [D] Battleshots.
[A] It looks like it- an ad for Battleship. [D] Yeah. [D] Oh my god.... Oh... [D] That's like- a form of abuse. Ugh. It made for good television. [A] It is very funny to look- [D] Like, right around this point I was like NOOOOOOOOO [A] Alright, so we're arranging our things now? [D] Mhmm.
[V] Yes. [V] Can you also introduce what the shot is to the camera? [A] Uhm... It's baby formula. I don't know... ...what that means. [A] I'm assuming-
[D] Maybe it's made with real babies. [A] I have an idea. [ARIN, BARELY INTELLIGIBLE]
NOBODY WILL FIND WHERE MY BOATS ARE. I HAVE MADE BY BOAT FORMATION. It is very good. My mother will be proud. OR WILL SHE THINK I'M A WEIRDO? My mom text me after every power hour episode. [D] Does she? [D] "Again, it isn't any of my business as long as you're happy and a good person, I don't care what you do." [A] She's a good lady. [D] She is a good lady. [A] Now text her something embarrassing! [D] Okay. My genitalia... [D] Sorry Maurette! We love you. [D] C-8. [A] It's a miss. [D] Fantastic. [A] UUUHHHHHHH C-8 [D] C-8 is a miss. [A] Okay. [D] Stop copying me. [A]. Why would I do that? [D] F-5? [A] OOOOOOOOOO Miss. [A] F-5 [D] F-5 is a hit! [A] Maybe you shouldn't have fed me information like that. [DAN IS REFRESHED BUT IN A DISGUSTED WAY] [D] We feed this to babies? [A] It has more ingredients than a Taco Bell taco. [D] J-1. [A] OOOOOOOO!!!!! It's a hit. [D] Really?!
[A] Yeah. [D] Oh you love those corners, you mongrel! [D] Alright. [A] Why does this smell like a barbecue? [D] It tastes like cornmeal and sugar and, like- it's not good [A] KCH- [A] For fussy eaters?!
[D] Yeah. [D] Maybe they're fussy cuz you're making them eat this. [A] Yeah! UGH HUH HUH HUH HUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA π΅ Feel. Good. π΅ [A] E-5. [D] E-5 is a hit. [A] π΅ Daddy likes a hit π΅ [D] bon appe-teet [A] π΅ In the center of the board~ π΅ [A] π΅ Daddy likes a little- π΅
[D] UGH! [D] It tastes like milk that's already been in someone's mouth. [A] That is very accurate. [D] UGH. [A] Alright go ahead, you freak. [D] Alright, G-1. [A] Yeah, yeah- you sunk my little boy. G-5. [D] You sunk my three-man. [A] And that's hot, I don't care who you are. Stop flashing, me! You just have to be mad at it. [D] Weird. [A] That's what fixes it. [D] H-2. [A] Yeah. [D] Yeah! Oh you've gotten naughty. You're naughty, Arin! You're a naughty boy. [CONNECTING WITH HIS INNER BABY] [A] You can't feed that to children! If you're feeding this to children you're an animal! [A] H-3. [D] NO!!! I mean, yes [A] It's a hit?
[D] It's a hit. [A] I'm something of a boat sinker~ [BABY FOOD'S GOT BURPS] [A] Oh god... [V] It's supposed to prevent burps... [A] Well. [A] Proof is in the pudding.
[D] That ship has sailed. [D] I-2. Wish we weren't playing this. [A] Yeah, it's a hit. Yuh.
[D] Okay. [A] God....damn. [A] F-3. [D] F-3 is a hit and I hope someone in your family dies soon. [A] Okay... [A] Waitin' on ol' pop-pop. [D] F-2. [A] Yeah, that's a sink. [D] Okay, that's the big battleship boy. [A] E-3. [D] E-3, yes. You sunk my battle shnips. [A] Yep. [D] F-3. [A] Yeah, go ahead. [D] Okay... [A] Back at it again with the... ...sea-based war crimes. [A] B-2! [D] B-2 is a miss. [ARIN GROANS] RAAAAAGHHHH!!!! [D] A-10 [MILKY BURP] [A] A-10?
[D] Mmhmm. [A] Nah... nah dog. I'm not /that/ stupid! Alright... [D] Panicking. [A] Time to be stupid. [A] Uhhhh...maaaan. You're a little corner guy. [D] YOU'RE a corner boy! [A] No, I'm not! [D] Which is-
[A] CLEARLY I'M NOT! [D] Except for the corner! [A] A-10. [D] Miss. [A] D-7. [D] D-7...is a miss. [A] I'm pissed. [A] E-6. [D] E-6 is a miss. [A] I'm about to pee on you. I'm about to pee all over you, dog. [D] Nope, nope- I'm too fast. [A] Okay [A] "I can't pee on him!" "He's too fast!" [D] God, he's like a jackrabbit! [A] B-8. [D] Is a hit... And you sunk my tiny man. [A] Yes! That's the hardest one! There's cum in the sea! [A] B-5. [D] B-5 is a hit. Oh, no..... [A] How do you like them apples, baby?! [D] I dislike the apples. [A] A-5 [D] A-5 is a hit [A] Catching back up, baby! [SIGHS IN MILKY REGRET] [D] J-7. [A] J-7 that's a miss. [DAN SIGHS] [D] Where are these fricking ships dog? [A] E-8 [D] E-8 is a miss...you trollop. [A] What is a trollop? [D] It is a lady of the evening. [A] I wish... My tummy goes brrrrrr Do you hear that? [V] I'm hearing both of your stomachs. [D] J-5. [A] Yeah yeah yeah, you sunk it. Whatever. [D] Trying to think like Arin... Just pure evil. [A] Alright, um... D-1 NOOOOOOOOOOO Uh yes. [A] That's a hit?
[D] That's a hit. [ARIN, LAUGHING]
Okay. [A] Uh- E-1. [D] I can't do anymore you win. [V] Dan you were SO CLOOOSE! [A] So here's what Dan did wrong. You know if you went diagonal on me- [D] Arin, don't talk strategy to me right now I'm like- just trying not to throw up [D] Hello It is round three. Things are different now... We have much worse things in here- Soy sauce, pickle juice, and other miscellaneous things. [A] And- and let it be known That you did not clean the baby formula out of the shots [V] I didn't. [ π SHE DIDN'T π ] [D] We also have, uh- our lovely friends rooting for us
[MERCH VS EDITORS] They've broken off into teams [A] How does it feel to be on the winning team? [D] Okay... [D] Also I have what's known in the industry as a 'chum bucket' because I'm about to throw up everything I eat Here we go! [D] F-5. [A] Nah, man. [D]. Hope you burn in hell... [D] H-8 [A] Because you H8 me? [D] Yeah. [A] Hehehe No [D] Okay... [D] B-5. [A] B-5 is a HIT! [D] Ohhh!!!! Yeah!!!!! [A] I don't remember what this is... [NOTE: IT IS MIXED WITH BABY FORMULA] EHHH lemon juice EHHHHH EHHHHHH [A] KAY! [D] He's emotionally compromised Uhhh... [A] I farted. It was a fear fart! [D] Plenty of time to come over to Team Dan! For your own safety. [D] A-5. [A] That's a miss, buddy! [D] God you're fuck a fricking count! Can we say that? [A] No! [A] G-7 [D] Miss [A] God... [D] C-5 [A] Myeah [D] Drink that lemon juice. [A] AAAAAH UWHHOKAY. [A] E-8. [D] E-8...is a hit! [D] What the π₯οΈ is this? [A] A-ahh! I farted /again/. [V] I heard it [D] This is... [A] What was that? [D] That's a lot of soy sauce. Maybe that's teriyaki sauce, actually... [V] It might become teriyaki when you mix it with the. [A] Baby formula? The two key ingredients of teriyaki sauce. [D] Uhmm... H-5. [A] Yeah, no. [D] Frickin- don't do that to me! Don't send me on these emotional rollercoasters. [A] I was just talkin to you like an Australian. Yeah, nah- [D] Yeah, naaah. [A] Nah, yeah. [D] Nah- yeah, nah- Oh no [A] F-8 [D] F-8 is a hit [A] Yeah it is. [D] Let's see if I can get this one down... [SPITS] Nope! [A] How about a little G-8? [D] G-8 is a hit. [A] Yeah! [D] You sunk my...my teriyaki man. [A] π΅ Yes boooy es a little boooy~ π΅ [PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY SOUND] [D] I was so grossed out I accidentally threw out the cup and kept the stuff in my mouth [D] E-8. [A] E-8... sure you don't want to change it? [D] E-8 is what I say. [A] Okay...it's hit. [D] Oh you son of a π₯οΈ. Ohhh... what is it? UGHAHAHAHA OOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA [D] Describe it to me. [A] That's a little bit of soy sauce with a little bit of baby formula in it. [D] Yeah, that's what that is. [A] F-2. [D] F-2 is a hit [A] Yehboi. [D] Uh-huh. [A] Yehboi. [D] Uh-huh. [JOSTLING THE GIBLETS] [V] I heard a death rattle. [D] We're good. [A] E-2? [D] E2 is a hit... [CLINK] [CLINK] [CLINK] [CLUNK] [CLUNK] [THUNK] [A] Hey man, I'm getting a shot now.
[DANS AGGRESSIVE THUDS CONTINUE] [PENSIVE THUD] [A] You havin' a good time over there? ['YOU-KNOW-I'M-NOT' THUD] [D] E-9. [A] Uhhhh, yeah, yeah, yeah. HHHHTHATSUCKS Okay- [COUGHS ABOUT IT] [A] D-2. [D] D-2 is a hit but I cannot /cannot/ cannot drink it. [A] Okay, daddy if it's not a sink then it's not a sink! [D] E-10 you π₯οΈ [A] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sunk a three-boy πΊ [TAPS PLAYS] πΊ [A] UH-HA HU-HOOOOOO! Kitten! π΅ There goes the baker with his tray...π΅ Uhm... G-2. [D] G-2 is a hit. [A] Yeah. No sink? [D] No sink. [ARIN, LAUGHING]
Okay. [A] It's not coming out, it's too viscous, dude. [D] The baby formula coagulated with the maple syrup. [A] Nah that's the barbecue sauce. [D] Barbecue sauce? [D] You- you combine different things in the same ship?! [A] Yeah.
[V] Yeah! [D] Oh my god! Hold on I'm just gonna put my glasses on cuz my vision is blurring [D] G-6. [A] Oh, that's a hit! [D] Yaaaaay! Yeah, yeah! Uproarious applause. [A] H-2. [D] H-2 is a hit. You sunk my blastleship. [A] Yup. [A] Now what?! TAKE YOUR CLAIM. [D] Uh- Geee.... GeeEE??? G-7? [A] Yeah, yeah, yeah- [D] Oh good... [KEEPING HIS SCREAMS IN HIS MOUTH] [D] G=9
[A] Yeah. [D] Yaaaay [A] Do I have to? [D] YES of COURSE you have to. [D] I've lost everything so-
[A] YOU'VE BEEN THROWING THEM OUT! [D] Oh, that's true. I haven't been...drinking it okay But YOU have to. [VANESSAS LONE CACKLING]. [A] Gross. [D] Uh- G10. [A] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- [D] Okay, ,cool. [A] EEEHLEEHHHLEHHLEHHHLEHH Nyum, nyum, nyum. Delicious EHHLELELELELELELELE [D] Let's do it. [A] Uh, C-5? [D] C-5 is a hit. [A] Yeah BOI! [A] That's what's up! [D] Mmm... [FLINK FLINK FLINK] [D] What do you think this is? Looks like a sample. [ARIN'S TEAM LAUGHS ONLY] [IMMEDIATE REJECTION ON CONTACT] [VANESSA, INNOCENTLY]
What was it? [DAN, BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER]
It was lemon juice. [ARIN, MOCKING]
It was lemon juice! HEH HEE HEE HEE [VANESSA, AS RALPH FROM THE SIMPSONS]
I'm in danger! [A] B=5. [D] B-5 is...correct. [A]. Yeah. I knew it. It was in my bones. [ARIN, IRISH NOW]
T'WAS IN MAH BΖNES. [D] Before you celebrate...
[A] Yeah. [D] I just want you to know I think you're a piece of π©. On a very human level. I'm gonna do this like an 80s movie... I'm gonna...take my hair down and then I'm gonna gain all new powers. [D] Uh- I-1. [A] ...No, you didn't. [D] I won! [A] That's a negative. [A] H-5.
[D] Wait, what- [D] Where???? Np. For really and for truly? [A] For really and for truly, brother! [D] I think I must have... ...screwed this up somehow because... ...there's no other place where a 4-ship could be [SAM, ON TEAM DAN]
Yes there are... [D] Is there? Am I- Oh my god, there's one place. I have been dropping bombs ALL AROUND THAT BOAT. IT'S FINE. [A] Uh- H-5. [D] H-5 is a hit you sweet, sweet bibby~. [D] C-8 [A] Yuh. [D] Ohhhh goooood. Good, good, good~ [A] G-5. [D] G-5 is a hit.
[A] Yes! [MICHAEL] I'll take it. [D] You'll take the pickle juice? ...It's got baby formula in it. [M] I'll take it. [A] That's really beautiful.
[D] I love him. [S] Just like Fear Factor! [D] Bravo... [A] F-5. [D] F-5 you missed, you piece of π© Which means I'm gonna lose by [A] Yeah. [D] A-9.
[A] Yeah. [D] Oh my GOD. [A] Love it. J-5. [D] J-5 you win... Arin wins, once again. By one. BYYYYYY ONNNNEEEEEE! [A] Hey, if you liked this episode- guess what? There's more on Patreon. Go to patreon.com/gamegrumps and there's more and you- you can also see uncensored Where you can see my wi(e)nner. [D] You look like you're about to go Back to the Future. [A] MARTY! [D] WE HAVE TO GO BACK! [A] WEHAVETOGOBACKTO1985.
