Band of Brothers - Funniest Moments - HD

there will be no meaning in my company dusty jump weeks do you expect to slay the horns with dust on your jump wings skinny drink oh man I need you what if they send us the North Africa my brothers in North Africa says it's hot really it's hot in Africa shut up who broke silence I think it's major Horton sir what is he did he join us I think maybe he's moving between a platoon sir offense sir a barbed wire fence now you got that [ __ ] to get this goddamn platoon on the move yes sir these chocolate balls charms candy powder coffee sugar matches compass bayonet entrenching tool ammunition gas mask through set bag with ammo my weapon my 45 canteen two cartons of smokes Hawkins my two grenade smoke grenade gamma grenade TNT this [ __ ] and a nasty Skippy what's your point you know there's stuff weighs as much as I do still gonna shoot my reserve chute my man where's my m1 where you keeping the brass knuckles soldiers with a regiment that is the night of nights today as you read this you're enroute to the great adventure for which you've trained for over two years that's what he gave us Ike's me darn here I say wait for my command you wait for my command sergeant yes sir Oh sergeant sir I'm not a Quaker I guess the county's probably a Mennonite remember boys give me three days and three nights of hard fighting and your will be relieved why spread disease whoa all right all right yeah yeah look at me like that little wake up they want us back at regimen come on get up let's go come on something's upstairs orders okay let's go come on you got ten minutes oh come on come on let's go oh that's my own piss for Christ's sake that costume department set me up with these great Navy whites why do you think trying to watch this I've seen this movie 13 - okay got that penny got extra socks like my armpit at least your armpits warm do you want surf with that you don't be honest what's in these things anyway huh nothing you won't eat malarkey horny malarkey wait here's gonna be the lucky road coming into season which means you get the right thing stop crying my locker I'll mail it to your head made of wood darn ear let's go vodka shot in his rather large button Holland yeah kind of an easy company tradition getting shot in the ass hey even 1st sergeant Lipton over there he got a couple pieces of a tank shell burst to KarenT and one chunk in the face another chunk almost took out his nuts doing a fine bill I see tasks you stay down 1st sergeant Lipton you get things organized here I'm gonna go for help [ __ ] you know who comes running up to Lipton he's got no helmet no gear no nothing ah first sergeant Lipton you organize things here and I'm gonna go for help I need to go polish my okwait clusters ah you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me someone's gonna be done someone's gonna [ __ ] die got a look at his [ __ ] what else 1st battalion [ __ ] took a dump in my foxhole think they [ __ ] everyone's foxhole Joe Hey look 1st battalion Hey yeah thanks for crafting our foxholes you [ __ ] it it's our pleasure enjoy the walk boys I'm sure that you all be happy to know home is still playing on Broadway okie for you sitting in your being we're fighting the war we fight the war Janovich it seems that the Germans are bad very bad you don't say right this guy's read an article Vincent's a German what did you say literature serious Dick Tracy Flash Gordon mostly yeah hey George remind you of Bastogne yeah now that you mention it except of course there's no snow we got one grub in our bellies and the trees aren't [ __ ] exploding from crowd artillery but yeah Frank other than that so what like that stone right Oh smack him for me please here's Sam from court just came in effective immediately all troops stand fast on present positions captain syllable read your winners kept your Sobel we salute the rank not the man you

Channel: Flying Dutchman

Views: 7,460,922

Rating: 4.8733554 out of 5

Keywords: Band Of Brothers (Film), E Company 506th Infantry Regiment (Military Unit), World War 2, Soldiers' And Sailors' Monument (Museum), Paratroopers, Major Winters

Id: yZgjcWOb2n8

Length: 10min 28sec (628 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 02 2014