Bald Bryan & Gina Grad (4.19.21) - The Adam Carolla Show

from corolla one studios in glendale california this is the adam corolla show adam's guest today country music superstar clint black with gina grad on news bald bryant on sound effects a phone call from dr drew in a spirited round of the rotten tomatoes game and now just like clint black he also tried a signature black cowboy hat but it wouldn't fit over his jew fro adam carolla yeah get it on got to get it on no choice but you're going to mandate you get it on thanks for tuning in thanks for telling friend we love that about you right gina graham that's right handball bryan broad down boob up i love that boston song so much i think that's my favorite boston song little little bit of a not a deep cut but not not the ones you think of immediately not heavy rotation one of my favorite boston songs all right well uh back in studio had a crazy journey had some interesting uh highs and lows uh probably the craziest i don't know 36 hour travel odyssey i've ever been on oh my god well let's see i i don't know we we were leaving uh van nuys sorry we're leaving burbank airport on garagus's big jet and his big jet is a lot bigger than his small jet it is uh i think it's a g4 s or something like that maxipad has got some pictures it's the venti not the grande yes that tail stab is way way off off the ground it's a big it's a big picture uh we're looking at the picture now it's a it's a big jet when you look at it from the side we we shot it kind of front side angle actually looks a little shorter than it is but it is a it is a lot of jet so we piled on to that at uh 7 a.m out of um out of burbank and we're heading for nashville and uh god the private jet's so nice the jets so nice but just walking you know the schedule with the private jet is that what time's the jet leave seven how far away is this studio from where the jet is 15 minutes okay what time do we leave here 6 45 yeah and then we'll pull up max batters a couple minutes late but we pulled up at you know 702 703. oh the doors were closed next flight i was on private jet time you just you just walk you just walk right out walk right through everything just get right onto that jet took off landed in nashville about a three three and a half hour flight uh went directly from the airport at nashville to the daily wire campus showed up there um got changed hung out little hair and makeup went and did the candace owens show finished that then went to another part of the campus candace owns was a guest on my show then by the time we wrapped that whole mess up we were heading straight to the hotel but we had a 6 30 early show at zany so we didn't have our normal buffer but real quick about the candace lounge i listened to it um and there was a bombshell in there that i i didn't even know if we were going to get to but the bombshell of you interviewing candice owens and in the middle of it august walks into a door oh yeah literally walks into a door and it has to be a dress a glass door there's a glass door well to be fair dogs they had like duvetyne curtains okay and they're hanging about two feet apart and then a glass door but you couldn't see the door just glass looked like you're supposed to scoot through the curtain it wasn't like someone's kitchen no it went right into the door it's very clean he was fine um and also talking about the uh the private jet though sunny was so excited he wanted me to take pictures of him he was over the moon until we started moving yeah then he got a little air sickness yeah i felt really bad he was just he was just trying he couldn't wait for the thing to be over he was fine we had some fun kid yeah he passed out looks like me uh then i went and hung out and then i stretched out on the full bed sofa thing and took a nap for about 20 minutes then we went straight from candace owens place oh we had to go to zanies and drop chris and the equipment off then we went through to nashville checked into the hotel that horrible feeling of when you're walking through your room you have 21 minutes before you're supposed to be in the lobby i was gassed out when you're rushing to sleep it never works well yeah yeah i was like i'm gonna lay my back on this bed for 15 minutes sonny wake me up 15 minutes exactly although i'm never going to sleep i'm just going to lay there and close my eyes and we went down then we went to zanies did the show had a great time went from zany's um jake who uh gary ghost garrigus's son a couple of his friends who are on the jet came by hung out hung out backstage for a few minutes had a drink then went to bourbon steakhouse which is awesome and then aided bourbon and then back to the hotel probably about 11 11 30 and then we're gonna meet in the lobby at eight to get our next flight into florida this time at least it's a private jet went from all the way went southwest 100 full 200 people on the plane 200 seats you know it's great so when they're when they're telling you the instructions to leave they're like and please practice social distancing when you're leaving flight it's a packed flight everyone is packed together anyway uh then we landed in in florida i don't know where'd we land and oh wait max paddle wasn't even with us yeah we went to different hotels in florida let's see thursday we landed was the first time we looked at the itinerary yeah we landed it's an itinerary yeah we never landed i don't know where we landed i'll try to figure out which airport in uh florida anyway uh we landed in florida and then the car came to pick us up and it was a town car that was sent by the uh tucker carlson team and we had about an hour and 40 minute drive from the airport to get to tucker's place which is the studio on the ass end of florida way out middle of nowhere and the guy yeah rsw what is our city is that southwest florida international i guess is where we landed anyway i don't even know where we were how long has tucker been in florida i don't know he's like a hometown boy here yeah i don't i don't know but he's figured it out and we landed in fort myers and we drove now it's always amusing to me that the the town car driver guy had the seat all the way back and reclined sure he didn't want to disappoint you and you're traveling i i used my phone as a kind of measuring stick i pushed to see how much room there was between the back seat and the back of this guy's um driver's seat was about four and a half inches i mean it was just there's no wow we're looking at it not exaggerating that guy hates you i it's a weird now how do you do how okay how did one get in there you drive a town car for a living your move is i will put the seat back to its maximum level like way past the a-pillar way past the pillar like you have to climb in and go around the pillar then i'm gonna recline the seat he reclines the seat and he's like hey three uh three adults yeah come on in come and jump in it's like how do how do you think this works how and it's an hour and a half plus drive first day on the job i tell sonny you to suck it up man you got to suck it up and yell at the driver or you got a second of them again we're looking at a picture sonny sonny's knees and calves were smashed against the seat the entire time you have a miniature human in chris laxamana he wasn't with us yeah i didn't see what the deal big deal was when i got the pictures this guy had a seat reclined and all the way back it's your town car it's your job to drive a car you must this must crop up from time to time if you're going to move the seat all the way back right i'm not defending him i want that to be clear but this is not a diminutive gentleman this is a looks like a big bear of a fella no but we got out of the car and i was taller than he was really yeah looks like a brick [ __ ] he's a hulk carries his weight around the upper chest you know kind of a barrel chested guy but in the height department in the length department no wow i was taller than he was i made sure and i walked right up to him down your breath so uh he had all of our client now i told sonny you got to suck it up because this is a good story and then we got to leave the seat so when we get out i'm going to take pictures of it and the guy head was totally oblivious the whole thing and so when we got out of the car it was like taking pictures of the seat all the way back now when we then drove to our next airport i was like all right well we got it so i was like can you move your seat up a little and it's like oh yeah no problem customer's king like if he's like she said something how do you not know what's behind you and when you're picking up three people mike had to ride in the front seat and he sonny's a child but he's not diminutive no he's so um we got to tucker's like two minutes before three here's so here's the travel schedule it's like two or three minutes before three i'm gonna do his show for an hour he's gonna do my show for an hour the waze is saying it's two hours to the airport and our flight leaves at eight so we're just gonna power through his show for an hour turn it around power through my show for an hour and then we just immediately run right back out jump in the car two hours to uh the airport and then uh delta first class first class the reason i i brought this box in is because i'm like oh that's the food offering yes what is first class these days first things first i know i'm a broken record with this [ __ ] but i said uh you know once you get to cruising out there there's no drink orders or anything before you get to cruise altitude anymore but i was like um would you like a drink let's have a vodka soda water with lemon oh no lime no we don't have any of it everything is this weird covered safety thing but i don't know if there's a citrus protocol or they just went oh this is a great [ __ ] excuse to go [ __ ] it yeah it's basically the garnish could be contaminated what the what the airlines are doing is like when if you ever have that super shitty roommate who doesn't [ __ ] clean after themselves or do their dishes or do jack [ __ ] and then at some point you say to him could you clean your lasagna pan it's been in the sink for four days they go oh [ __ ] it now it's on like forget it now and it's like forget what do you mean forget it now oh well you've insulted his highness and i was like well now no no limes for you i had that exact experience with a shitty roommate once where he wouldn't do anything he sat around watched tv and didn't do anything didn't help didn't contribute and one day i got it i got tired of it i was like jacob can you please unload the dishwasher just can you please open the dishwasher he's like fine and he made a big deal about it and he went over there and he walked past me started loading it looks back at me i'm still standing there he goes i'm not your employee brian no you're not you wouldn't have fired long ago if you were so you didn't eat your mystery box there is no there is no now this is an eight o'clock flight and a first class ticket on a five and a half hour flight this isn't we're not coming from phoenix so did you or is the stake or the lobster in there they they offer you one of two boxes i said mike you get one i'm getting another um what uh the box contains the box is a size of a box of kleenex and about the same way it says bar i don't know what that is it says potato chips chocolate sandwich cookies crackers is that the keto nightmare box uh cheese spread gummy bears beef snacks sticks and mints like this is tessa's lunch i was gonna say this is the fifth grade birthday i can guarantee you those [ __ ] kids on the border in the cages with the mylar blankets are doing better they're getting handed at noon is a hell of a lot better than than this so i just crack her open brought it to you of course the answer is you know save money but really once once you're eating something what's the difference between the box or eating a fish right well it's it's fir this is what this is what first class has has has become everybody so the little weird little meat sticks and weird little crackers and the cheese thing is about the size of a pack of matches and that handy wipe is about the second most appetizing thing right here gummy bears and the generic name for everything makes it worth beef snack boulder canyon classic sea salt chips oh when i'm on the ground i will i will throw the bag at you if it's not boulder canyon um smoke gouda bro yeah and it's just cheese and crackers and just oh and oreo that's another they didn't call it oreos no chocolate sandwich cookies yes and again i i i know it's a big it's nothing but it's like get one cup and chop up some [ __ ] lemons or limes people are in first class they might want a cocktail they might want to drink or they like it with their diet coke or something just nah we don't do that we don't do that anymore so everyone's looking for an excuse um is drew up yet yeah he's on he's on line one oh line one sorry i'll get back to the travels drew yeah baby so i saw the text from a text chain from you and garegos uh this weekend about um you want to get involved with the homeless situation in in los angeles i uh i we have the los angeles times article i know they were not fans good yeah not fans of you wanting to get involved with this it's going so well i don't know why you got to go show up and muck up the world here's the reality the reality is uh the the supervisor asked me to be on the committee i thought this sounds like pulling my eyelashes out it sounds tedious i'm really more interested in changing state laws to help people who want to give clinical services to people in the homeless situation but she kind of talked about that all right i should find out what's going on there the committee is populated by like 20 people you know assistant of an assistant who used to work for i mean there's no clinical people whatsoever on the panel i thought ah and i'll learn something let's go ahead it's usually a perfunctory like that have you ever heard of somebody being appointed to this panel before no no you've never it's never been anything never ever nor should it ever be it's just a panel but something about a clinician going on to the panel is so threatening to them they're freaking out it's really something i just wanted to go in there and learn what they were doing all right well what's up we have the article here dawson we'll get into it from that from the l.a time sir dr drew eyed for homeless commission angering advocates who wonder is this a joke yeah by the way whoever wrote that if it is in fact a joke is not a skilled seasoned comedy veteran because that's a little confusing like as a joke because as a physician who lives in los angeles but anyway how dare he how dare he a los angeles county supervisor has recommended a celebrity doctor who has railed against california's mishandling of the homelessness crisis to a local commission a move that shocked some advocates when they heard the news thought it was a joke i do love when they're shocked they're shocked yeah this is written by jacqueline cosgrove for the los angeles times dr david drew pinsky more commonly known as dr drew was recommended by the 5th district supervisor catherine barger the only republican on the five-member board to los angeles homeless services authorities ah here we go we got a problem a 10-member commission appointed by the city and county elected officials barger said that she nominated pinsky because he'll bring a quote fresh perspective to the commission because of his vast medical experience and passion for mental health but critics pounced saying pinsky promotes ill-formed and harmful views including enforcement-focused approach to homelessness like that scene at echo park lake yeah that scene where the taxpayers get to use the [ __ ] park again with their [ __ ] kids that the scene where they got them a place to live and services i'm in favor of a place to live in services yes i am well and then i'm interested in them i'm not i'm interested in being motivated to go get those services i'm not saying people need to be incarcerated or mandated they need to be motivated pinsky made headlines last april after making a series of remarks over a two-month period that were skeptical of covet 19 comparing the novel coronavirus to the flu and calling the pandemic a quote press-induced panic he eventually apologized the remarks were part not not for that part right it wasn't it is a president the remarks were part of a larger trend with pinsky said mark horvath founder of non-profit invisible people even on a surface level why are you appointing a celebrity doctor and i use the term doctor loosely that has recently that has recently hold on if this guy if this douche was talking about jill biden do you think he'd say that her doctorate of uh studies from a junior college you think he would dare to say that well why not you're an actual physician all right that has 30 years of working in a psychiatric hospital all right well you have a recent activity of being a coveted denier says horvath uh who launched his homeless advocacy group in 2008. although the commission has authority to make budgetary funding planning and programming policy it's unclear how much power pinsky would have as an individual the commission selects the lahsa executive director but it doesn't make individual staffing decisions outside of that pinsky's appointment is on the agenda for tuesday's board of supervisors meeting generally the board unanimously approves appointments to local boards and commissions at the beginning of its meeting as part of the as part of its consent agenda they are aware because let's be clear these are you're donating your time you are giving to the community this is service stuff well never been never been an issue before tell them your fat cats in pasadena that's right and catherine bargers also uh heavily opposed to the outdoor dining ban in november so she's already on everyone's [ __ ] list for being right about something else sorry go ahead dawson pinsky disputes the idea that homelessness is caused primarily by a lack of housing he said the primary drivers of la county's homeless crisis is rooted in the lack of services for the treatment of mental illness and drug addiction many homeless people with serious mental illnesses he said are unable to recognize their illness and its effect on their lives something is dreadfully wrong and people are dying said pinsky who lives in pasadena that's my biggest concern when i go out and talk to homeless people i encounter my patients almost exclusively that doesn't mean that's all that's out there in speeches and on his podcast pinsky has railed against california's involuntary com commitment law for restricting commitments to only the most seriously ill people he has also discussed the need to enforce drug laws to get homeless people with substance abuse disorders into treatment those addicted to drugs need leverage the risk of a conviction hanging over them to motivate them into treatment he has said in an interview pinsky said he believes in housing believes in housing people but is frustrated by the public perception that giving someone housing alone will end the crisis i don't think most people in the public understand what is really needed in the depths of services that are required to solve homelessness he said this isn't the ramblings of a madman yeah so far i'm trying to figure out what the controversy is he should be committed yeah it's all a joke homeless people homeless advocate mike dickerson here comes the pearls of wisdom k-town for all co-founder said pinsky perpetuates a dangerous myth that the majority of homeless people don't need housing as much as they need mental health treatment people who can't pay their rent because they lost a job or suffered a serious personal loss aren't homeless because of a mental illness yeah you said i remember that time my grandmother died so i moved to the park and started slamming smack you guys remember that yeah personal losses are big issues yeah dicker said dickerson said pinsky is hostile to research that runs counter to his claims the research and what his claim that that these people need help and services well here's what i told the the person who wrote this all right it was jacqueline something yeah i told her i said i don't know what the percentage of mental illness is i don't know if it's five percent or eighty-five percent but it's five percent there's still five thousand people that aren't getting services jacqueline cosgrove so yeah what are we talking about i'm interested in helping people that need help that's it i go in with an open heart and open mind to try to try to learn as much as i can that is it i mean and you know i don't yeah it's so funny there's it's funny there's that there's a little more to this i think where he the advocate is talking about um that's good yeah it's good sobriety do you have it there dawson it seems right it should be right there it should be where you're applying everybody on the street yeah yeah elevating someone to that position is kind of inherently saying this is someone who is qualified and has expertise on the issue of homelessness dickerson said i don't think that's an accurate portrayal of dr drew and his background the majority of homeless people are sober the majority are sober that's it you guys know that i did not know that wow the majority are kids under 16 years old like at some point during the day i i don't i don't know when they're looking for the next hit of fentanyl maybe they're sober at some point maybe she may be right he may be right i was literally driving through a homeless encampment i was talking to mate andrea the day before i heard this and i said i never see homeless kids and he said i never see homeless kids here every time i talk to someone i go i never see kids and but the majority are sober and children according to this i mean couldn't she have picked kim kardashian said horvath actually kim gets a lot of stuff done in when washington tweeted about barger's recommendation of pinsky on social media many thought he was joking he said in the social media support group for people experiencing homelessness many expressed dismay all right if they don't like dr drew yeah i'll give you this censored version well he said in the comments can i let's let's let's work this way first off whatever you think of dr drew or whatever you think about is planned tactics or approach it should first be admitted that you guys are doing a [ __ ] piss-poor job on this homeless issue you guys are talking about this like you have things under control you're making progress whatever you've done and i suspect it's nothing has exacerbated the problem so you haven't done jack [ __ ] squat to stop this problem and also is there a human being you know who lost their job or experienced family tragedy who then went and slept outside in the next couple of days or weeks i literally said i'm going outdoors to sleep outside and is there a human you know anyone listening if we just took away your job and we took away all your earthly belongings that you would still go sleep outside the next day i would argue all of us would go somewhere friend family whatever sofa surf couch surf whatever it is we would go somewhere obviously there's big time mental issues and big time substance issues and they're just focusing on the part where they don't have a house seems the worst way to solve a problem i mean if you were trying to figure out what's going on with caribou migration what if you went about it this way it'd be horrible right you'd be the world's worst researcher and that's the thing like i guess it depends which way you're clicking the kaleidoscope because the idea that it just give somebody who's suffering from addiction and mental illness a house seems incredibly cruel so drew the biggest part is they'll they'll die that's the part that's right they're losing my question to all these people is what is the body count need to be right or you're willing to try something different but i'm i don't know what that difference is until i get in there and look and hear and listen and learn i'll be very quiet for a long time while i try to figure out you know if there's anything i can offer well is it i'll keep my mouth shut if you pass i mean they got a vote on it right yeah right right i think they'll pass it i have no idea it's never i don't think it's ever happened before that somebody hasn't been passed through okay so well well catch this up i know you're going to make history i know you got a a dinner to attend yeah thanks jeff all right well maybe there'll be a chapter two on tuesday when they uh when i don't yeah but i don't have to donate my time jesus all right guys thanks bye boy all right poor and by the way as anyone doesn't less is a homeless advocate than who was an advocate for a group you know what i mean like the people who do the most are like the big cat advocates you know the crazy chick who buys the land outside of simi valley and houses all the big cats that is an example of do the most the homeless advocates do the least they're the ones who are getting up and breaking up every attempt to try to do something you're right and just just because you mentioned it who's melanie griffith's mother uh tippy headroom that's debbie that's her movie roar the big cat sanctuary all right so we'll keep you posted on that uh back to the uh odyssey so um still going oh it wasn't it wasn't that bad the the flights it was like five and a half hours we had our box of of carbs just pure and by the way the worst the least satisfying carbs ever in a in a box in first class on a delta flight like it was not a small plane it was a regular plane five and a half hour flight um had a few drinks and um i got some uh i got some i got some uh mike stores mike so so this is this is this is vintage and classic mike i have two vintage and classic mics did you finish that mike mike announced when we rolled in i rolled in here with sunny about 6 45 um max pat it was a couple minutes late we're waiting around and mike had announced that he'd been here since five maybe 5 15. yeah right did you get time wrong he uh no no he said he's coming from orange county you never tell what the traffic got to beat the traffic the night in the morning does he have ways i said mike if you would get ways he fights me on ways every time i go if you get ways then you can decide it'll tell you when you're gonna arrive and you can just back time it and leave when it's time when you're gonna ride from that day it doesn't matter today right he's like yeah i know but the longer you wait the more traffic no and i go yeah okay but if you get the ways it accounts for that it'll work that in but yeah i don't want to leave late and hit all the traffic then he explained that he walked around the uh parking lot of home depot and was asked to leave in the dark and then he walked around the carmax parking lot you know 4 45 just to get his steps in or he had a couple hours to kill it was the wee hours it was dark he had nowhere to go wow he was shoot off of both lots and then when i said to a mike just get the [ __ ] ways it'll tell you when to leave and then you can just backtime it and he's like ah yeah i'm not falling prey to that much like the city commission on the homelessness it's the devil you know like godfrey you tell them or suggest hey here's a way to improve things no we're good right did somebody say will you get this guy in golf pants and somebody else's shoes off of our property so then uh then now but that's not classic mike this is classic mike this is classic mike so we're now leaving tucker's place which he rides a bicycle to barefoot or in flip-flops and uh does a show it's it's diabolical yeah he doesn't like cars no we tv sets or anything anyway we we we jump in the car it's five o'clock we got a two hour ways to make it to the airport flight leaves at eight it says boom hustle go mike's sitting up front doing what he's doing he's like booking whatever and he's like uh we got clint black tomorrow now i'm not i've had such a whirlwind 36 hours i'm not totally sure on what the next day is here is but i have some thoughts and when i have thoughts you should listen so he goes uh he goes we'll get clint black he's gonna uh we're gonna get him at uh 12 o'clock we'll ham for a half hour i go 12 o'clock i think i i think we got reasonable doubt i got to do this i got to do that i think it's i think i'm booked at 12 o'clock he's like no no you're open i'm looking at the schedule and i go uh are you sure mike cause i don't think i'm open at 12 o'clock and he goes no no i'm looking at it we got 12 and i go okay well i'm not pretty sure coming up next i looked at the schedule that said 12 o'clock i had to do something he goes nah you're open i go okay i mean he's the one with the mini computer in front of him he's looking at the schedule then the next day and we get into lax at uh 11 30. it's more crowded than i've ever seen lax i cannot figure it out it's uh thursday night it's about 11 30 at night and it is as packed or more more packed than i've ever seen it were people coming back from spring break i have no idea okay i have nothing no idea but it was jam-packed got home got home about one o'clock or 12 30 one o'clock i went to bed one 1 30 blah blah blah got up the next morning i was looking at my schedule 12 o'clock i got an interview with the blah blah blah blah so i call mike and i go uh hey mike uh when's clint black 12 o'clock i go well i'm looking at my schedule and i'm booked on this news thing at 12 o'clock and he's like yeah yeah that just came in i hope you know mike mike remember what you remember in the car and i was telling you i know i know we was open and then and then we just got the email saying so i go mike i the schedule was delivered on wednesday you said on yeah i know i just got the the email the 12 o'clock one was late chris did it just pop up just now did did your pub then on on friday morning oh i did i didn't even know about the clint black thing till i got in on friday perfect no it was not i the set the schedule was set sent on wednesday i looked at it it wouldn't have worked with clint black this the notion that there was a second schedule that was sent that had had noon wide open it's a weird way to send schedules so so august and myself are on a big schedule that matt fondlier sends out every you know that has adam schedule for the day august is definitely on the schedule and it was sent out yeah it was sent out now here's my whole thing you have to decide would you like to keep arguing about this all right you scoff but it's the only real modality for correction it seems like all you can do is keep arguing about this but it's long resolution i'm pretty tired at this point and clint black has been has been slotted in and we're gonna reshuffle the other thing so i can keep going down the road where everyone got the schedule on wednesday or i can keep walking right at this point and i choose to keep walking but i i there is then no modality for correction for the next time if we're working under the auspices of this was a late-breaking schedule that was sent that wasn't no way to predict right you guys have that do people you know do the people who argue with you know that if if i can argue for like i can fill a bus for like two rounds the person's just gonna go away shaking their head they're not gonna ever pull up stuff or send me stuff or do any of that and by the way if you do that with mike it still doesn't mean you're going to get to where you need to go you might be back farther than you should be back further yeah but but on the other side i if if we could bottle and sell august confidence i would buy a pallet of it he should be a speaker oh my god if he's just he's like oh really well let me check nope it's good i would love to have a little more of that in my personality right because what he's selling to me is he's selling this this is his offering he says let's do clint black friday noon i say i looked at the schedule i think i'm booked friday noon he says no you're not i say check again because i saw the schedule and i'm booked for something else at friday noon then he waits 24 hours and he speaks to me and says you were booked friday at noon but that was only on the later schedule right that was sent later yeah i couldn't have known how would i know yeah of course it falls apart in the face of logic yes all right so uh back from that odyssey i'll tell you about uh tommy john not sure what to get for mom this mother's day tommy john's ultra soft loungewear makes the perfect gift while you're at it get yourself a fresh pair of tommy john underwear too maybe right now 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oh promising on one promising young woman i saw that very serious mike doesn't have ear buds for the play oh god so he just watched soundless movie always i'm dumber than him because i just watched his screen and i had earbuds in my bag but after three hours i was like [ __ ] i'm going to find my earbuds and watch a movie like a regular performance the best is like i asked one time mike was watching something like oh how i was like dude that movie sucks like give me a review on it didn't make any sense my dinner with andre my ass movie blows two dudes hanging out chowing down all right we'll take a uh movie sucks deep cut all right we'll take a quick break come back new rotten tomatoes right after [Applause] this [Music] you know how we do it [Music] well interstellar real quick yes enjoyed the first half that i saw just kind of sunday and i ran out of steam i have a question for you guys yeah i've seen it many times mcconaughey with the jet black hair started to bump on me but there's two reasons and one's a sort of aesthetic and then one's a philosophical thing you know these guys are playing this kind of hagerty dust bowling kind of whatever guys the hair looks perfect yeah i mean like no you got the kids and the old man and all the driving the pickup truck a little gray creeping in around the temples at some point but when guys swap hair color for me it pulls it's like a five five five number thing it kind of pulls me out because i'm like why mcconaughey's hair isn't that color and then i go why did he choose that color and then what was the thought process or whatever my only thought i can't remember specifically but because you didn't see the second half of the movie you're not gonna follow but gina yes maybe it was done to uh to um heighten the juxtaposition of the extreme age difference because there's some black hole [ __ ] in the second half before like people age different rates that's yes i think that brian probably just answered that question because there's there's a lot of um not time jumps but like no kyle i mean for example there's a great sequence where they go you get the part where they go to a different planet the water planet and they come back and the other guys aged like 50 20 years that was a great secret and did you know i saw this little like not like little director's cut thing about that that every like minute there's a ticking sound in that to show like that an uh that three years has gone by yeah little nuggets in there i'm enjoying it so it's great did you get to the part with i would just say the the the cameo from the actor who was not announced no all right we'll enjoy that yeah you will i'm just off the water planet i think okay all right sorry dawson and promising yeah i enjoyed it felt the it was it was good actually as i was watching it it kind of reminded me of my movie the hammer just kind of a small lower budget but moved along same length same not a bunch of star power anything i checked rotten tomatoes and they're both mine was 90 with the audience that one was 89. it was like it felt to me like the same size movie but then it also felt like academy award nomination doesn't feel like best film like the best films used to be films exact same thought which was good movie undeniably good possibly a very good movie but when it was announced for best pictures like really i i totally agree um but was anyone else kind of bummed out by the ending yeah the variance yeah well no but the the pro the preliminary ending that bummed me out yeah it was held my interest and i liked it i felt like it scored a lot of style points because of the subject matter i feel like that was like a subject like a kind of revengey thing and it felt good or satisfying but it did not feel like best picture material totally agree but the other thing that i thought was really unique about this type of revenge story was it wasn't ever a violent revenge it was a mind [ __ ] revenge like with the you know connie britton or what like i loved the nuance of the revenge yeah interesting all right well we're one week away from the oscars yeah so in honor of that and as a book end to last week's game involving movies named after songs this week we're going to tackle movies that won the oscar for best original song this is good because there's a wide range of quality we begin with the story of a complicated man he's a sex machine to all the chicks and yet no one understands him but his woman you know he'd risk his neck for his brother man after all he's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about can you dig it yeah richard rountree stars in this oscar winner for best song in 71 shaft yeah oh that's right isaac hayes right yeah um what can you read the slug line gina yeah the mob wanted harlem back they got shaft up to here all right good big dick [Laughter] now this is one of those movies where you really have no idea what the movie was because the song is just completely overshadowed like superfly like that sounds forever in the movies neither here nor there right shafts his name shafts his game how high was the guy right there all right um god i don't i have no clue i don't know where to start i i probably seen half this movie these movies are so slow and they're kind of low budget and there's really nothing about them they're not that good um all right but a song can influence a movie i mean if they really like it and it's a strong black man taking harlem back i should say boy all right i have no idea you guys locked in i guess i said 57. well i'm right there with you just fresh is 61. i'll be awesome retroactive uh i said just fresh at 66. shaft is certified fresh at 88. audience is 68. that's people who saw it based on oh shaft it's a classic and it's like what the [ __ ] is this yeah i think there's some affirmative action going on here 88. all right back in the 1990s disney absolutely crushed the best song category year after year under the sea from the little mermaid beauty and the beast from beauty and the beast a whole new world from aladdin can you feel the love tonight from the lion king and you'll be in my heart from tarzan all took home statues actually there's one more from that decade starring the vocal talents of mel gibson though he didn't sing the song oh yep pocahontas yeah featuring the oscar-winning track colors of the wind from 1995 pocahontas all those songs this is the the least of them all all right so polka what years pocahontas 95. hmm have you ever seen a wolf cry for the boo corn moon or ask the grinning bobcat why he grins can you sing with all the voice color colors of the mountain can you paint with all the colors of the wind how do you know all these lyrics it's disney okay all right chris was singing along with you chris knows the words as well hey chris [Laughter] what's wrong with a few tunes that people recognize from their youth a nice ballad i didn't know people knew that one oh evidently they do yeah everybody knows that is this a joke is this vanessa williams she does the pop version oh okay this doesn't sound like her all right uh where people weren't really woke we didn't have to punish people for this for some reason you know cultural appropriation or something or did we just no no no no 95 wouldn't have to do that so everyone likes it and we could just sit back and enjoy it and i haven't seen it and i don't know if it's a classic but it's disney so i say 83. right there 87 87. i don't think i mean people liked it i don't know if they loved it i said 79. pocahontas is rotten really at 55 i am shocked this is not a bad movie wow in fact it's quite woke for its time wow and shaft 88 everybody what a world we're living in that's one of the most shocking scores in this game wow i never would have guessed black holes was rotten that's crazy were some of these later woke reviews i wonder what they were at the time it should be the opposite it's people taking the land from the native americans and how wrong that was kind of disney is it like you know of course they do it's disney we're now just sort of the point where if you try to use native american people for blah blah blah then there's an issue okay none of us are doing very well so far well it was technically eminem who won the first best song oscar for a rap song back in 2002. no this is 360. i know but the one we remember came out three years later it's a song that tells you everything you need to know about the struggles of love right in the title it's hard out here for a pimp of course the song is prominently featured in this film about a hustler who hopes to transform his criminal life into a record deal terence howard and anthony anderson lead the cast of 2005's hustle and flow can i tell you why i'm so angry that 3-6 mafia won that year because they were up against dolly parton who did travel and through for transamerica and that song is so incredible it still gives me chills and three six mafia took the oscar from dolly parton before everybody loved dolly barton again hate crime yeah all right [Music] ah well he was in the first avengers movie and not the second not anymore interesting he was so weird in the was he in the first iron man the first one yeah he was he was weirdly low energy and weird like i just thought that's a weird casting call like it's it's it's it's it's weird i shouldn't keep saying weird but like what you don't want in a movie is when like somebody pops up and in the middle of the movie you're going why they cast him for that that's my um that was my uh tarantino popping up in uh pulp fiction i was like who is this guy why is he he's not a very good actor right i mean jimmy and i saw a sneak preview of pulp fiction and we walked out of the mini movie theater on sunset i love everything about it who was that guy who played the guy who had the house in van nuys why was he every single person is the greatest actor in the world in this movie who was that guy yep and all right yeah you're allowed to do it but okay so all right uh the critics had to love this i don't think i saw it but they feel like they had to love it would you it's good gina i'm locked in all right i'm going to say 88. that my pendulum inc but that's an 83. 83. i stuck with my pocahontas gas and stayed with 79. hustle and flow is certified fresh yes 82. okay across the board 82. the bad news that we're all aware of is that top gun maverick has been pushed back again to november but the good news is you can still watch the original and enjoy it in all its glory back in 1986 the film was nominated for best editing best sound editing best sound mixing but the only statue the film took home was for best original song definitive tooltune take my breath away by berlin wait they didn't win sound editing for top guys tom cruise who beat them oh really val kilmer and kelly mcgillis 1986's top gun all right well let's see like we love it but yeah what could it really get uh this is very raw raw america that's that's that's and it's not a great i mean it's it's 80s though this is 86. yeah playing with the boys all right let's see i don't know i don't know either it's it's weird when there's perennial all-stars aren't really all-stars i mean they're they're perennial all-stars but they're critical they're not critical all-stars but we but everyone loves them but because you know what it's it's basically it's like a sloppy joe or or you know mac and cheese or something like no michelin rated chef is going to call it good but it's good it's comfort food you can't elevate top gun right all right is it even fresh okay that would be heartbreaking i'm going to say just fresh at 66. i went just rotten at 49. ooh i have high hopes 72. top gun [Music] all right and uh aliens beat top gunfire okay you know what justified yeah justified yeah yeah people have it at 83. wow yeah and just when you thought you couldn't find a more iconic movie song from the 80s just one year after top gun patrick swayze and jennifer gray burned up the dance floor to a song that's been played virtually at every wedding ever since you know week after week when we work on the rotten tomatoes game our hope is that by the end you say to yourself i've had the time of my life well did you from 1987 dirty dancing gods right in my wheelhouse i sort of decided i didn't need to see this i finally saw it like maybe two years ago i i hated it it's so easy it's so good a coming-of-age story that you can't tell if it's in the 50s or the 80s it's still perfect all right well brian has a lead do i i think you do or maybe gina does definitely not i don't normally pay attention thank you but brian i think has a lead i don't know i think uh now this is perfect because uh there's a world to my right where this is uh 81 through 84. there's a world to my left where this is a mid-40s yeah and i'm going wait i don't know i'm thinking about the theme young jewish what do you know from the theme uh uh i know jennifer gray had the hearts for me when she came in and did love lines that's something big deal there were there were probably three or four actresses that uh made their intentions clear i feel like she was she was one of them from from back in the day just a few let's see all right hold on every pen here is dead i'm gonna say you okay right i'm locked in i am all right i feel like i have to get this dead nuts on otherwise it's not gonna work with a 74. oh boy this is where we separate the men from the boys i've played this game long enough to know when adam corolla throws out a score you go with that score mid-40s 47. wow well i still haven't learned my lesson because i would give it an 84 but i got a little gun shy i know not everyone loves it as much as i do 69. yeah we have a five point deduction dirty dancing it's fresh damn it at 69. no look at the people 90 gina may have stolen oh that feels great hurtful turnabout is fair play my friend gina grad congratulations on making the podium again [Music] bald brian is this a joke coming in with a score of the ugly 89. certified fresh yeah adam corolla edging the bald one out with a score of 80. uh-huh uh-huh and putting brian and that coveted third place position gina grad takes the win with a score of sixty is this a joke all right we'll uh i'll tell you crank anchors is returning i'll tell you about that in a second and we'll do the news in a second first i'll tell you about signal wire powering the future of remote business communications a major tv studio recently needed remote actors to re-record and dub their lines they use signal wires low latency audio and video tech with virtually no sound or video lag signal wires design mimics the in-office experience offering quick informal unscheduled interactions that are critical to employee productivity and solidifying company culture it's an amazing amazing technology i was on the phone with 15 of these guys at a certain point for like half hour we would 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package yeah uh anna murphy from uh shit's creek is uh involved neil and punky johnson from snl uh and then the your tiffany haddishes and your natasha legeros and your bobby moynihan's and your kyle dunnigans and chelsea ferretti and lots uh lots of big names so uh that's coming soon all right let's take ourselves a quick break we'll come back and do the news right after this give me the news with crap news with gino grad breaking viral we're crying protest politics give me news with chino grab stuff face on tmz joe biden coming out big news with gina the news with gina grad got some piping hot jake paul news defeated mma world champion ben askren in a first round knockout that was scheduled as an eight-round cruiserweight fight on a trailer fight club pay-per-view so here is the mmafighting.com play-by-play i'm gonna read it to you it's a total of seven sentences the entire play-by-play so round one asrin immediately advances but paul ties him up he's keeping his hands high and his glove extended in paul's face paul backs him up with a one two paul looking to work the body he stings ascrine then goes back to the head huge right hand lands for paul azquin hits the mat hard but looks to be on his way back up the referee waves it off the one is over this one is over and we have it i don't know if you saw it yeah i saw it it's uh just a big overhand right but uh jake paul's shooting jabs out there and it's interesting you'll see the the ref asks ben to walk forward and he kind of does but then he drifts to the side and i'm assuming that's when the ref said we're done here so here's like 30 seconds yeah yeah he he caught him clean you know you should hang out on the ground for 10 seconds and not get up in three seconds because you'll get you're able to get your you know your bearings uh back a little bit jake's ready to keep tagging him and now the ref i don't know what he's wearing but the ref says come on over here and he i gotta say this a guy who has you know 21 22 mma fights under his belt you let that guy go you know if this is a celebrity fight and you got uh step in yeah this ain't that this guy this guy's been fighting for years you know what i mean you can let you know what he's going to get knocked out but you can i was going to say what do you think would have happened he's going to get knocked out but he's going to take more punishment but guys you kind of earn your right you know if you've done it for a long time to kind of go out on your shield you know when the guy asks you if you're okay and you nod and you walk toward them even it's gingerly you just you got to let it go i mean you may not want to see it but again you're dealing with a really i mean not a seasoned wrestler and a seasoned mma guy who said i can go do you think it's possible here's my conspiracy theory that somebody said to the ref like basically do what you did so ben could be like okay i i was happy to keep going but the ref wouldn't let me and that was keeps the clout there's a there's a kind of you can tell when a guy doesn't want to fight sometimes and they can kind of project that through their eyes and their sort of body language and they don't protest too much when they when they wave it off and also you just got knocked out so you're you're there's your electrical circuits are kind of firing everywhere you are feeling your feet right i mean you're in a state you know it's like it's like getting into a car accident or something getting out of the car punched to the ground or getting punched to the ground so it was a good clean knockout it's always fun i was watching i was watching the fight and i was watching ben and ben was kind of like doing that move where he holds his left hand out like in front of him sort of and if you're training somebody you have to go no good fighters ever done that right or it's never worked it just that you're holding your hand in front of you like it it doesn't work okay like your wrestler or your background is ncaa wrestling or you have this experience or your grappler whatever whatever this is a boxing match you can go watch all the film of muhammad ali and joe frazier and marvin hagler you're never going to see them holding their jab out you're not going to see it so i don't know why we're doing this it's very three stooges when you put it that way like somebody's going to put their head up and try and hit them kind of and you're also kind of you're kind of signaling to the other guy that you're not really going to use that hand i was going to say you eliminated that as a weapon you did yeah you do it's sort of like seeing them take the hammer on a pistol and uncock it right move it back you know that's it's kind of that so anyway i don't know what ben has to retire after this like i i can't see any more mma action for him that's well but this wasn't mma i mean he's been knocked out his last couple mma fights and it just didn't he was in one league he tried to go the ufc it didn't work out then he took this fight and it's just poor guy he didn't seem particularly in shape which is a kind of a in shape in shape for fighters like dressing for a date no you're on twitter or not dude shows up in flip-flops like he's a harbinger he ain't that into it right you know what i'm saying so you show up a little out of shape you're just not it means you haven't been dedicating yourself for the last two months but i think i read that either way he got a half a million so he was in decent spirits in the locker room anyway yeah so you know maybe he didn't care right yeah he's he's looking pretty dead body yeah in this dad in the shot which uh you know you don't hold it against a guy at the park or the beach but when you're getting when you're going it just means he hasn't been doing all the training that it would take to win a fight like this is that a buffer does that michael buffer yeah uh there's two buffers there's two groups and michael there's bruce and michael and it's kind of interesting that uh bruce or sorry michael has kind of overtaken bruce right because of the whole uh ufc thing right yeah well that wasn't the only fight this weekend a high school girls basketball game erupted in this violent brawl when an argument between one of the referees and a coach let this it was a heated block i'll show it to you in a minute definitely not a jew right so i'm i'm just going to tell you how it started so the official was caught on video throwing a punch at a spectator uh because he was like kind of getting his face and filming him because the you'll you'll see but like the the ref and the coach are yelling at each other and they kind of won't let it go there's a guy filming the ref gets pissed throws a punch the ref gets body slammed to the ground then attacked by one of the girls one of the one of the basketball players so i think women are fighting more than men at this particular juncture in our society i think dave if you go back to 1921 it was 96 of men throwing down only four percent women you've come a long way baby yeah yeah i would i think if you went back and just examined crime statistics of the last two years yeah i think women have finally it's a milestone but they have passed men for physical altercation i think you might be right um here's a play-by-play of the event it's narrated by this guy on twitter that goes by young mantis it's pretty hilarious i hope he's enthusiastic and black if he's going to be narrative neither oh man it's very funny now with the team they are not very happy oh we got a man here filming the referee as they say these days uh video or didn't happen well we'll see you now and oh the rough swings here comes the daughter two one fight it's a no holds board three on one the son with the purse around his neck is going at the ref too and now dad's a drip on the referee and oh my gosh that was a big time cartwheel look at the girls rounds on the dead zebra boys it's time for the running back turbo instant replay brought to you by jimmy johns as you see the referee is going to slap the father from the stands and then the father hits the whitey with the righty take a look at how quickly he switches his phone from his right hand to his left hand and hits the man with the right hook and just when the referee thought he was just a shot right there over here man is there something you cannot find in any wrestlemania but what really stole the show was when the four star crew threw not one not two not three but four haymakers to the dead corpse well we'll see you next week thank you to jimmy john's for being our sponsor freaky fast delivery diddy now who was the girl she was one of the players no i know she's one of the players but did she have a connection to the guy who was out there filming because if it was just random chick jumping in we should get her an ankle bracelet right now and [ __ ] monitoring her because she's going to be [ __ ] carjacking an uber driver this weekend right but if that was her dad you should be so lucky as a father i am going to mate her with the blonde chick who was getting in lebron's grill right at the knicks game or whatever it is this i love that kind of a [ __ ] vicious alliance that's right yeah you like this you would you would expect natalia to fight for your honor that was italian yeah i would i would so hopefully they were related in some way yes um so in the wake of the fatal police shooting of dante wright during a traffic stop outside minneapolis last week city officials have approved a move toward unarmed traffic enforcers according to fox news so minneapolis city council voted unanimously on friday for the development of a new traffic safety division which would be separate from the minneapolis police department the document listed four goals of this new enforcement division maximizing the traffic safety benefits of traffic enforcement eliminating racial disparities in traffic enforcement educating the public on safe driving behaviors and traffic laws and earning the trust of communities harmed by earlier practices so they would not be armed they would just come up to your cards but they'd be police officers well they're not part of the police department they're part of the traffic safety in as much as the you know a meter made as an officer i guess right i'm gonna file this under the homeless advocate which is i this would be awesome if it worked it's never gonna [ __ ] work how terrified would you be as somebody going up to somebody's car unarmed going ah you're speeding there's been a lot of cases of people getting shot walking up to people's cars as well you know look there's there's one thing that we can do immediately which is you have to stop wrestling with cops you have to you cannot resist arrest you just can't that that'll start all the other things the training and the non less than lethal you know weapons and all that kind of stuff that stuff is probably years down the road that's a new academy class from the academy and new technology and all sorts of stuff and i'm all for it but if we could just literally just comply all this [ __ ] would go down tenfold and no one wants to talk about it because it's like it's not popular but when you you go all these stories you have all these stories motorists this and that well we tell the story where the guy's just he's in the uh wendy's drive-thru and he fell asleep in his car and then they called the cops and the cops woke him up and then he got out of the car and then he got shot in the back yeah but you're skipping past the part where he wrestled both cops to the ground and grabbed one of their tasers like that's ultimately what gets you shot the getting the getting shot by the cop willy-nilly just like i'm obeying and i'm in the car and i got my hands on the steering wheel that happens but it's insanely rare like statistically insanely rare like that's when when we mentioned philando castillo yes that was a that was an example of a horrible cop shooting there was kind of that other one where the guy there was the female the guy got out of the car and went to go get back in the car the problem is trying to get back in your car here's the problem with cops they're beaked up with adrenaline when you go back to get in your car they just think worst case scenario sure they think you have a shotgun in your car you have a gun under the seat or you're gonna just plow through a farmer's market or something like you're gonna they're there so comply if you complied i'm trying to think like you have the you have george floyd you have the which we all got the tape with the knee on the neck but there was another first half of that tape where he was wrestling with cops and didn't want to get in the car and he was out of his mind on drugs and who knows what if he could have complied like i didn't know if he was capable like mentally at that point for complying but this kid who got shot he was getting he had warrants or a warrant i guess he was getting arrested then he broke free and he jumped back in the car and then the adrenaline dump and the chick [ __ ] up yeah it does make you wonder how long they've had tasers because if she was what was like a 26 year veteran how do you not remember what's where yeah yeah i would guess also if her plan was to execute black men she wouldn't have waited 26 years just before the launch probably and he probably waited till the trial was over or something this was a bad time for her to if that in fact was her plan that was a this is bad planning career from a career standpoint and i thought about what gary told us that garrigus said about the chauvin uh trial when um he said basically it seemed like the defense felt like they had the upper hand you know as far as they've gone and i thought they were moving for something instead of a mistrust and then did then they said chauvin's not testifying so they must have thought look you can only screw this up like we are in a good place we're ahead of where we thought we'd be whatever if you stay quiet we can stay winning i would think that's probably a conversation they had yeah they didn't they didn't go for a mistrial which there was an opening here for a mistrial i guess shelvin didn't do it and they wrapped fairly quickly i can't remember what garrickus's dad says but the longer the defense takes the the more the worse the case the worse it's going yeah well and it'll be interesting to see how long they deliberate i think they start today as you hear this and like we learned from oj well i guess it was the opposite but they said like if the jury comes back really fast then it's usually a conviction if they take forever then it's usually not so this will be very interesting i also was saying do juries go like reach a conclusion and then hang out because they want you to think that they've given it some thought that's possible and he's like oh yeah absolutely on one like this you wouldn't just go and come back especially if it was uh if it was innocent or something like that you couldn't do that you might ask to see some more evidence again and i said this is like when i had to give the sperm sample that time i rubbed that [ __ ] out like 85 seconds and i was like you can't burst right back out yeah like you can't the chick who's in the reception the nurse and the receptionist who was listening to kevin and bean can't still be on the same commercial break when you come out with a tumbler of chis right sure i have to wait till uh offspring song starts up or something like that right so i i waited good brian i know you've also been through this yeah i know it took me forever okay i'm sure it did all right well let's talk about more uh restrictions and mandates coming out here so well that's its own kind of judgment right now you're being trapped in there i was about to undergo cancer treatment welcome i spent an appropriate amount of time in there expect to spend a little bit extra time because remember i did the thing right put the dvd in put it on pause and then turn it all the way up and then turn the tv for the next guy yeah so i turned the tv on yeah cause there were dvds of porn and so i turned it up to like the most explicit point put it on pause yeah it's a tv dvd combo right like one of those old crappy things and i turned the tv off for the volume all the way up and let the next guy uh discover you know flood the waiting room with the sound i walked in they offered me that that burnt offering was like a basket of porn you know it's a basketball but i i travel you know john popper's harmonica vest i had that with porn dvds right yeah that's good that's good i travel with it anyway i would think it would all be up here in the old noggin the porn basket empty porn empty clam shells they were installed whose deals it was 2009 just heals porn discs yeah do you have to choose right there in front of her which one do you do no thankfully they locked me in a room it was like is this like a jet blue flight like that there's some materials we'll leave you to your like okay thank you that has to be really embarrassing if somebody was like get in there go that route masturbate come out when you're done that's pretty sweet it's gotta be good for the nurse who works the station like her stepson like if she ever walks in and he's beating off and she's like tommy what oh you're offended oh yeah yes i'm sorry your highness you're working at jizz shack you work in a place where all guys do is beat off all [ __ ] literally them but they're screaming so you're not clocked in yeah yeah it's got to be weird i you know how you know how chicks can be sexually offended pretty easily sexually offended what i mean is like you tell you tell any guy in any workplace any environment any straight guy you come in monday morning gina and he's like oh i had to dream about you rick like yeah well what was it tell me get open about it like oh you put tile in my bathroom like that's that's not what he wants right right if you say oh it's kind of sexy you know he's all ears he's all in he wants to know every [ __ ] detail he doesn't care if he's attracted to you this is this is high praise you do that [ __ ] to a woman in the workplace it's weird oh yeah yeah yeah so i'm just saying the nurse that works at the place where the guys are just eight feet away rubbing it out all day i'm saying she's a little different cut a cloth you know she have her sensibilities a little different you know what i mean not easily offended it's got to be guys like coming back making nervous jokes and stuff like that yeah right they're saying dumbs yeah yeah they're they're nervous i'll see that saying that there's got to be guys who when they offer the basket they'll go no i just took a snapshot of you baby that's what i did hey you're gonna wear a nurse's outfit right before he asked me to beat him i look like that yeah yeah that man yeah that's a good point and it's so specific it's not like you're a urologist or you know even a gynecologist this is you are the jizz nurse that's right oh next halloween write that down gina okay that's a good outfit sexy nurse that's true so as states around the country lift covet 19 restrictions oregon may go the other way yahoo news reports that a top official is considering indefinitely extending rules requiring mass and social distancing in all businesses in the whole state the proposal would keep the rules in place until they are quote no longer necessary to address the effects of the pandemic in the workplace but the idea has prompted a flood of angry responses people do not like this they're crying government overreach and at least six states have lifted mass mandates some never had them in texas business is completely reopened to a hundred percent capacity yeah it's weird it's it's it's an interesting thing to try to unring a bell you know so if you said like i walk around i see people wearing masks outside riding bikes riding motorcycles like it's it's it's a it's it's a lot and now you know there's no outdoor science but so it's sort of like saying you know they said if you put this little stone in in the pocket of your pants that you'll be protected from the gargoyles or something and then at some point and everyone does it or most everyone does it and then some point eight months later somebody comes out and goes you don't have to wear you don't have to have that stone in your pocket there's no math or science this is a car calls it most people just leave in their pocket yeah i think that's kind of kind of what we're seeing i went down to the car wash on saturday hot sun shining everyone just wearing a mask just spread out just that part where they're waiting for their car everyone's just sitting alone just just waiting for a mask like i don't know why it the part that always amuses me is like the one chick's got to pull down her chin because she's sipping off the starbucks and it goes like right back up she's sitting alone everyone is so socially distanced it's they're sitting on those plastic chairs where you're waiting for the for the car uh was it the one with the hand chairs on the coanga yeah on venturanga whatever like right there yeah i like that i like that one but uh my tip is don't don't go stand by your car let the guy finish everyone wants to bum rush these guys but yeah that's where we're at i mean i get it we touched on it it's more social norm exactly than you know people like you know then required i don't think people believe it anymore i think people just don't want to be scoffed at i guess i mean i see people at the beach people outside people on the horse trail i mean yeah i guess saw a guy riding a motorcycle with a mask on today yeah somebody sent me a tweet of a guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet and a mask on wow that's an interesting relationship with danger there but it kind of goes to show that the social pressure of the mask is and more important than the helmet it's kind of interesting here's an interesting thing when we're traveling through florida and we're in the the car and sunny had uh the blood to his legs cut off i had to remove one of his like that movie 27 hours or whatever yeah i i had to pull a pocket knife out and my move was right from the knee down sure he's fine we're in the back of that car and uh sunny who's never really experienced uh anything other than los angeles it's like he saw guys riding motorcycles with no helmets and he's like no helmet no helmet it's a big deal his safety helmet first world but so here's an interesting thing a lot of guys in florida most all of them know helmets okay now i like freedom and i've ridden motorcycles and race cars and stuff like that i wouldn't ride a motorcycle without a helmet um i'm as you know fast and loose with safety as anybody i've definitely put a helmet on before i got so is it really all these guys that do not want to wear helmet when they're riding or they virtue signaling the other direction you can't tell me what to do so and there's a community right right like you want to have the two bikers pull up to your right and left and you got your big helmet on and they they don't they're safety sally they got their bandanas right so i think it's a kind of a two-way street part of the pun and i think minus any social group pressure whatever half those guys would wear a helmet yeah and i think if you removed all the group pressure out of the mass the mass would come off but it's not it's not just about safety it's about pressure it's the group yeah you can get it from anywhere right that's a great point uh well we were talking a little mcconaughey talk earlier let's let's bring it back to mcconaughey tmz reports that his chances of winning the texas governorship are not bad they are they're they could be legitimate at least based on a random sampling of a thousand or so registered voters who say they'd vote for him so he stacked favorably against income incumbent governor greg abbott in terms of winnability so according to a new poll conducted by the dallas morning news and the university of texas tyler found mcconaughey raked in 45 percent of the people who were asked the team talked to over 1100 people registered texas voters slightly more republican than democrat and when asked if they'd be more likely to support mcconaughey over abbott nearly half of them said yeah yeah i think if anything if we've learned any lesson in the last 20 minutes is that nobody cares anymore i mean about the experience or lack of experience or there's anything there and it's a weird thing because you can go no experience and you don't like no experience but then you go too much experience which is in the system you're now in this is all you know you know i think you want the ran a business and ran a state or city like this little balance of i know what it's like to be in the the uh private sector running a business i also know we have to deal with the legislature like i can deal with that like what kind of a balance was perot ahead of his time probably he's a good candidate as a business super successful business because isn't that kind of why he was kind of i mean like laughed at in some ways he was like i'm worth three billion dollars yeah i've done something right right and also when you take a look at the buffoons and politics now you just realize it's a really yeah there used to be a reverence like when i was a kid like that person must know something look at them scholarly they want a three-piece suit right and tell me they don't know something you know now it's like twitter what happened to what happened to politicians with all the news shows and all the back in the force and the twitters and all the twitter wars and all the stuff it's it's kind of the trajectory of robert de niro robert de niro was a mystery his entire first 40 years in hollywood i guess he's smart he's brilliant look at him he's brilliant next thing you know he's on this view and he's like [ __ ] that donald trump that [ __ ] self is a [ __ ] [ __ ] stick and you're like oh he's not that smart like he's just that dude he we got a little peek behind the curtain i feel like that's what's happened with with politicians i i think you're absolutely right and i think like you said it happens with actors because jim caviezel in a movie you didn't see because it was too dusty the passion of the christ yep he made a guest appearance friday at a right-wing convention called clay clark's health and freedom conference it was near tulsa oklahoma where organizers talked about coveted restrictions and what they consider the government's overreach and applying those rules now jim was plugging this movie where he portrays a guy named tim ballard who i looked up on wikipedia he's the ceo of an organization that claims to free kids from like worldwide slavery and human trafficking and it's part of something called like the nazarene fund so i think it has you know religious underpinnings um he mentioned jim mentioned one of the real problems is the and and there's a quote the adrena chroming of children and when the host asked him to explain further what that is he tried this is this is what he said and then i'll have a little more info for you a child knows he's going to die his body will secrete this adrenaline and they have a lot of terms that they use that he takes me through but um it's the worst horror i've ever seen is screaming alone even if i never ever ever ever saw it uh it's it's beyond and these people that do it um there'll be no mercy for them um [Applause] it was funny it was that q anon thing yeah and i have a little more info but when he said so okay adrenocorm is a thing it's real it's it's a compound formed by the oxidation of adrenaline its main medical use is to slow uh blood loss by promoting clots you can get high from it yeah well if you saw fear and loathing in las vegas although that's you know that was blown a little out of proportion but it's it's it's adrenaline essentially now i looked it up and here's what they say in conspiracy circles it's a drug of the hollywood elite it's addictive it's harvested from tortured children and satanic rituals the current strain of theory is that a huge amount of celebrities have come down with covet 19 due to a tainted batch of adrenochrome adrenacomb harvesting according to the theorists is done by drinking blood heart surgery or tapping into the brain stem so what it sounds like jim caviezel was talking about was the exact plot of monsters inc because if you have a kid in the house you've watched a lot you scare kids to power the community and at the end they try to put that thing on her face so what what i think he is referring to is someone told him and i guess it's tim ballard though he's never saw it that somebody gets a kid alone in a room and like scares the [ __ ] out of them and then kills them and harvest their adrenochrome seems like the the satanic ritual part of it seems like a time suck it sure does robes and hoods and goats and stuff like just do it do in the most efficient way yeah possible go into a med spa if if the if the mexican cartels are not doing this it doesn't exist because those people have found every conceivable way to make money off the misery of other human beings very good and they will diversify and diversify their portfolio in a hot second if they haven't figured out a way to turn a buck off this i don't believe it they dropped weed because it wasn't profitable yeah that's right that's a really good point so does jim caviezel never want to work again is that what's going on because it just seems like he's saying i don't want to work anymore or only for mel gibson it was an odd way to promote this movie if that's what he was doing so he cannot is he a deeply religious guy i don't know i mean is that is that his connection with mel gibson i'm gonna base this off something i heard a long time ago that's why he was jesus in that movie i think that's he it was a he was up for the role got it interesting all right let's do one more gina graham all right let's see well i know you love to collect stuff adam and you might want to branch out cars are cute but have you thought about the multiple statues of children from the neverland ranch oh i could harvest their dreams that's right so several of the statues michael jackson had at the rancho up for grabs and we'll just he'll kayla will show you a bunch of them while i read this but it's a package deal you can't just do a la cart you got to take them all it's not a good story thing though because isn't it well when you display them in your living room and then people come in and they go guess where i bought these neverland ranch why how'd you know who the [ __ ] else is gonna have these you think i can uh head down to the [ __ ] garden center and get this [ __ ] oh or some other you know george clooney showed me no this it's only this only place you could get it very good point well there's 28 pieces and uh it's the whole bulk of them will be sold for two and a half million and you'll get statues of mostly kids including kids in tree swing follow the leader young boy and companion boy playing hand bell and the footballer two and a half mil you get all 28. well it takes all kinds is what i want to say it's it's it's an interesting thing that i i love the aesthetic of architecture and i love the aesthetic of a car and i love the craftsmanship and many disciplines but the little statues it's kind of like i don't know why i don't i get it it's also crazy how diverse we are in our likes yeah just put a song on and it'll divide the room half the people love it have people hate it or whatever dirty dancing how about just how about just politically country split exactly in half like almost statistically just in half yeah how could you imagine that like you know like you you were picturing another world you'd be like well the half of the three quarters of the sneaches must be here or like what are the policies you just go with the smart stuff or whatever it's it's crazy how many people i meet are like i like ketchup on my hot dogs and i like big tomato wheels as toppings on my pizza what grass why would you do that like i'm me i'm do i'm here to confound you and all the um what's this that's my belief that's what they're putting on what's the story on rodeo with all the the very expensive tchotchkes not faberge uh yadro those are very very expensive like precious moments tchotchkes like people love them yeah i don't thank god i don't know what that is yeah it's a big deal yeah they're used i kind of miss the franklin mint and all the civil war figurines limited edition friends they had plates they had everything they had everything yep all right let's bring her home gina graham you got it i'm gina grad and that's the news you are the jiz nurse that was the news with gina 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Channel: Adam Carolla

Views: 14,760

Keywords: Adam Carolla, Stand-Up, comedy, live, funny, jimmy kimmel, loveline, man show, corolla, adam, improv, joke

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Length: 92min 32sec (5552 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021