BAD FARMERS START DAIRY COW FARM! - Farming Simulator 19 Multiplayer Gameplay

watch sob i could get two in one no that's impossible no one can do that watch me oh you stab him [Music] put the pressure on it you know what i want to do what's that buddy play pitch well i was looking at the computer here and i came up with this mock design this is our farm right here see that okay the only thing missing from the picture here is some nice cattle we need to raise some cattle so we can milk them and sell the milk for money so how do you milk a cow i have no clue um we don't need a description we just uh let the game do the work squeeze the things no no no we get a machine we get machines to do that guys the machines squeeze the things i hope so okay let's go let's go get a squeezing well first thing we need to do is we actually need to go out to our farm area here and we need to set up some pans for these cabbages so we're not uh eating the cows right no burgers no this thing that takes too long komodo can we get a brown kyle for taco milk oh that's how that works yeah let's buy the pen we want two giant ones or what maybe i think one will start us off here i mean it's gonna literally cost us over a million dollars for all this anyway so we have this big field here and then this little one here this little one has beets in it we don't want any of this stuff we're not going to take the time to you know harvest these beets we're going to maybe use this as like fertilizer so the poop is fertilized what wait can we use cough poop poop is fertilized yeah where are the cows going here cows are going right here big pen pen boy [Music] hey look it came stocked with poop did it they're good to go here oh yeah big old slushy of poo poo oh that's the manure extra actor stinky how did they extract the manure i think you scoop it out with your hands yeah you just you know what wait did you no that was like the suctioning when you pull it out with your hands like that yeah like you took it out with your hands yeah scoop it out you cup your hand out of the cow there's a machine right here for that oh you stick this in the cow's butt you put your hands under this and then you turn it on i don't know what's happening but i like it should we buy the equipment yep we're going to need a lot of equipment for these moo cows wait where's the helpers at milkers i don't know i think maybe they automatically milk themselves if that's how it works oh what if it pops out of the box or a glass jar oh it might be crates let's go buy some equipment all right let's go okay so here we are at the vehicle air shop uh we're actually going to buy a lot of things today we're gonna buy a trailer to pick up our animals a semi truck a trailer to haul the grains um a harvester everything for this what is ob doing hey what oh wait stop it time for bikes we're getting something better today i was wondering who it was i was looking for a name tag that's just oddly suspicious that you're looking at someone's bike that close get out a thief say moby sorry don't call the police on me first thing we should probably buy our trailer and truck uh we don't want to spend too much i don't think hey so we got our truck here with our grain trailer i got it yeah buddy hook it up you could take that back to the farm if you want okie dokie how many cows were gonna have uh a ton how many you don't even okay cause one holds 14 and one holds 12. yeah better go with the 14. okay go take the trailer back to the farm i got to forget where the farm's at i found it there we go look at that oh whoa can we open it up yeah well you know what we could buy the animals right at the pen but we're going to save some money and pick them up at the animal shelter shop they're homeless cows oh no do we want a big harvester small harvest yeah let's get a big one okay they're pretty expensive i think i'm gonna go with the one that's a hundred and five thousand don't go cheap on me make sure it's got a cab in it that i can make sure it's a john deere yeehaw john deere's three hundred thousand buddy oh you break it come out his heart spy yeah oh wait we probably need a vehicle that can transport the milk right maybe a truck oh absolutely all right kimono what i got the coolest truck in the neighborhood yeah it's a really nice truck i can't wait to see it i'm excited it's a bit on the ugly side would ob approve of this yeah oh definitely look at this that looks sick dude yeah it's like hot wheels colors wait a minute wait a minute everybody come over to the wheat farm why what's happening did i do something wrong come over here okay ob there's a such thing called roads i took the roads i promise you did not take the road look at the tracks through the wheat pill this is our this is our cow's food buddy uh let's get some cows even though we do have no food oh i'm grabbing the truck here wait wait wait i parked it so nicely though we can always go buy some temporary bills until we start getting oh yeah we could do that but we need if we need a tractor with a fork we're going to need a tractor anyways if we need to plant more food you know oh yeah sure there we go and let's go over to the animal area yeah yeah yeah yeah did you actually run ob well yeah i wasn't gonna get there i see him behind me travel quickly i'm running fast though i'm going like at least 10 miles per hour right now all right guys here we are i'm gonna wait for obi but i'm gonna park this nicely here do we where do we park this right here probably that looks like a good parking how do we buy the cows uh we just knock on the dang and tom give us cows hey buddy i found it so you open the cover was that right whoa there we go yeah thing just opened up and now you press r all piggies piggies there's a moo moo cow piggy we want dairy cows though probably right i want people how about we get cows wait brahmin black and white cows right right get them livestock trailers full confirm look inside oh it's full oh my goodness careful we can't hurt these cows what happens if i close the cover on them you should totally let ob drop you're going to suffocate them don't suffocate them are they really is that how it works okay obi get this back home oh geez we're counting on you don't put the trailer if you do you're going to kill all the cows oh no okay oh no i'm gonna be on my best behavior i'm actually gonna drive my accurate stuff you're freaking me out you make me nervous it's wobbling over under if he's gonna make it back if i make it back i get one million subscribers when i wake up tomorrow we're already here ob hurry up i'm going off we're as fast as i can guys so where's that what is this he ruined the potatoes i'm sorry put the cows in there got to put them right here no no i put the moo cows up all right let me get in here back it up back it up you know how trailers work right yeah he's gonna run into the fence watch i gotta straighten him out a little bit should have told him straight it out he's already going right back up back up there you go straighten it up straighten it out shut up everybody you may be nervous i need you better there you go now just back up and then straighten out not like that they have like a cow you hit a button that shoots them out the back or yeah pretty much there's no button to poop them out is this the right area i don't think it's the right area dude oh they go right here he's gonna go park the trailer again come on over here huh yeah over here i want to get out of the way don't be nervous man there you go okay okay open the dialogue with the animals yeah dialogue them in there but wait the cows are super hungry after a long trip and we have no food available i'm buying a tractor with a loader attachment komodo you're gonna be very pleased with this is it john deere you know it i'm gonna poop on it okay so that one looks like it's got a nice bit of burger on it burger we're not eating these this is where the milk comes out of guys should i squeeze one to stop squeezing the cows sorry i'll be slapping utter hell yeah i got your beautiful john deere ready i'm gonna pick up some bales now i can only bring like one at a time i think oh lame sauce you want to bring the truck there we could put one in the truck and then you can take one yeah yeah do we need silage or straw or bale hay i think cows like silage uh i don't know here we go [Music] [Laughter] tomorrow what are you doing oh komodo i was in the menu we want some help no i'm good watch sob i could get two in one no yeah that's impossible no one can do that watch me oh you stab him oh my gosh almost probably put the pressure on it grass is heavier than metal well these things are like 600 pounds each really i lost baby they look like giant green marshmallows cows love giant green marshmallows here we go one one bale up wow nice grabbing kobe roll that one home okay it's heavy oh geez oh geez i lost one on the road komodo you didn't say did you like this oh john deere what did you just do to john deere someone almost killed me in the are you uh are you hurting john deere no someone ran me over in the john deere is john d a real person is it really necessary to lift it that high spot yes dude heavy bro all right over here all right ob watch this maneuverability i'll wait for komodo look at the cows they're ready to eat but they got nothing i like how you kill the crabs but no one complains wait do we need to give them water oh wait how do they walk okay here we go come on yeah wait wait oh i think i just pop it down right here there we go oh that barely even fed them all right here we go yeah we got some food in there i think we need more though [Laughter] what a jerk she saying i was scaring a bill stop it oh wait it's rolling in front of it it's tougher than it looks there we go you know what we should do hold on it might be easier just to do this all right komodo uh-huh let's go back to the shop over here we'll flap that trailer yeah flatbed trailer okay load that i'm gonna go over here [Laughter] we're gonna get a ton of bales on here okay hook it up all right good good there we go yeah a little low there we go perfect there's one uh obi buy us a bunch more of the hay bales okay i could do that you can also put one in the back of the truck too okay here's another one just gotta shake it off you know it's like pinch it off spot ah there you go oh there you go there you go i think that's that's a good amount that's a good amount do we need another forklift we need another forklift i need to help no no we don't need another forklift i think we need another forklift okay we need another forklift i know because i already bought one we needed a normal forklift anyways for the cow lifting did they do that call of the competition coming up all right ob i already got five bails on you okay so we got the pokey things i got those lefty things watches are you guys having a billing competition here well here's pokers man oh look i can focus i needed four yeah yeah yeah like a boss look at me oh i lost one you gotta you gotta stack these now obi you know all right yeah i could do that easy easy someone's probably better than me he's totally going to screw this up what are you doing are you putting this on top of the car it's not going to tie down on the roof wait will it will it strap on top of the car who wouldn't do the other one komodo like my stacking job better than obese hey uh yeah your stacking job is like 10 times better huh nobody there we go that worked i don't think that i mean let me there we go there you go oh my gosh i'm so gonna flip this don't bump my bail ob i won't i would never watch this i love the tie down system i stole his bail you're a monster all right with the gracefulness of a swan obi's skill is going into this lift oh my gosh wait wait still it still oh you did don't you dare you monsters that was aggressive i almost murdered him spy help me oh sorry oh people please i was not messing around there he had enough of you can you pick him up yeah stick him on the roof stick him on the roof all right i think we got enough bales for now it looks a little unstable komodo strap him down it looks a little unstable i'm so good oh you can feel the weight like this thing is heavy come on watch out behind you it's so messed up dude this thing is so heavy like you feel it in the car are we real farmers yet yes hey you gotta make a right hander here okay guys you want to know something cool what it so far only cost us a million bucks that's it come on [Applause] put the little stoppers on the wheels in mid-air i'm sorry nice job commodore now the cows are starving yeah komodo we'll just feed a movie oh i think i got something here yeah like a boss oh no no no no no push it push it i think we got it okay now now for the truck i haven't even put my bail down like a boss i'll set the truck all right let's do it there you go buddy you guys are amazing who needs a tow truck when you got a hundred and ninety thousand dollar tractor exactly come on no no don't move don't move save me wait what i see two komodos wait i see two motors too wait there's two of me that guy's walking so slow it looks like he's going to murder some cows let me get out oh geez that look good now i'm sorry guys you know i did not mean to flip it that time hey this happened it's this stupid thing oh there you go dude that was boss i'm hooked right in on let me try turning off it here there you go farm rescues it's like bar rescues but farms so let's go wow look how much grass is in there there we go is that enough food for them i think so i think so cool yeah do they need water oh wait they do need water how do we get water wait we might be able to get a water filter there's a water tank okay we got a water tank there now how do we fill said water we need tank water let's fill it guys can i go buy a slurry tank yeah absolutely okay commodore i i found the water tank don't you gonna pick it up yeah you gotta go pick it up at the shop all righty oh then you fill it and you can feed the cows oh come on down here yeah down here we're we're just fishing i caught a catfish and a bass oh i caught a shark oh my goodness i'm getting out of that water okay okay i think it could just get close to it and it might fill that's not not drowning the truck i'm refilling it right now there we go oh i hear i hear it it sounds like it's peeing no it sounds like it's filling up in an aluminum can so it looks great it looks great in there come on addy we filled all right meet back up at the farm water the cows and fill it into the tank if we need to yeah oh there we go okay we're good no i don't want to hear any uh o's no we're good i got this are they shooting out milk yet no no milk cause they need water is that how they turn it into milk well yeah like harry potter stuff oh oh oh that's uh i've heard a lot of mooin me too cause they're cows oh cows yep yep yep there you go fill it okay here we go oh now there we go there you guys go yeah now you can make some milk for us we'll be rich so this one's name is jim uh-huh you're naming the cows this one's jeff this one's billy this one's name is mr cow even though they're all i'm gonna go drop this off yes ah crow attacked me oh i thought that wait is this already half oh this already has water in it does it oh okay well we got a tank full of water for when we need to water the cows okay i got the grain tipper wait dude we got moo cow milk leave it there though because i don't think it's full right i know there's like six things already out here oh oh okay let it keep doing its thing okay holy man um do we just keep letting the milk pile up and then we go sell it in a bit i think so yeah maybe like tomorrow and morning or something how do you get it out of there oh you uh drink it but they're heavy i think they're glued to the ground wake up everybody it's time gosh shush let's go go go uh it's the same amount guys interesting and i think they might be filling up hey get out of here crows i gotta i gotta play in here huh yeah bring the truck over see if we could load it up i i got a a little different plan here to begin with huh you need a forklift all right ob i got a job for you i want you to check i think there's a clog in the thing a clog yeah yeah yeah so just get close now now bend down cam bent down okay okay that's all i wanted to do i'm not gonna shower today i'm gonna stay by you all day i spray poo on ob all right milk all right milk we're gonna load you up it's a heck of a way to pull in there spy what if we need a forklift for these milks so how much is our uh over a million dollar investment here i know well this is the first day right we times the first day by 365. we might need that forklift okay i'm gonna go get it can you not pick these up man these must be heavy they have handles on it like it looks like you can grab them and you load it no farming simulator 19 how to load milk uh guys yeah so we don't load it up with the truck here we need a transport trailer to pick up the milk this is just for looks right here that's not how much milk we actually got oh that's so difficult yeah so i gotta go into the the animals trailers again and we got to buy a trailer maybe i'll buy a big one hey it will be hi [Music] [Laughter] help okay i got you i got you coming wait wait wait wait okay wait wait thanks komodo thanks man come on don't let him get out of here you monsters all of you monsters that's about pull it in we're gonna load up the milk whoop oh there we go and i just gotta back it in i think this is right now i don't know obi that's how you back up a trailer that was fair filling let's see how much milk we got boys 1 400 liters that's not much it's not how much how much should we get for that i don't know should we go sell it absolutely place buying the milk the highest is going to be great now the vader east soon enough okay i tagged it if you guys want to meet me over there you can cool i'll follow you with the truck we're doing a little trucking tonight boys you're going to the left no east you guys are crazy okay guys i'm here we made the journey with 1 000 liters of milk a lot of milk is that more than i could drink in a day probably and is this the right great place yeah there we go start overloading is that right there you go spray the milk everywhere 1000 bucks hey that's about a thousand dollars guys congratulations honestly that's pretty good for what is it not even a day of having our cows yeah after a million dollars so times that by a year 365 000 dollars plus it would only take us three years to pay off what we paid into the thing hey i wasn't counting all the meat we get too from the house you said we weren't turning them into burgers well you never know some of the cows might produce baby cows oh so we're eating the babies oh no no no i'm gonna have nightmares now all right guys so we did a good days of work of milking the cows and selling the milk now we got to clean up the pan a little bit it's super important because it um stops productivity i think oh oh we do need to buy another thing i'm thinking maybe a wheel loader okay all right i'll buy this wheel loader it's a little expensive but we'll get our money back in in theory holy poop nuggets gonna pick it up with a bulldozer yeah yeah see watch ready you go down and screw it okay it's great oh scrape it up hold on okay there we go and then you scrape it up like this you're so heavy really dump it right in there you go yeah [Music] well guys we are successful at raising cows we didn't earn much yet because it's only like the second day now but in theory we can earn a lot of money doing this yeah i love you betsy look at this john deere here it'd be a shame if someone dumped poop all over it don't let him do that come on spy let me do it we're having a battle on i'll be back you missed you missed oh it got some on there take this he's beating up the john deere that's it battle to death oh geez that's it no spy yes yes wait wait wait wait no yes we did it we did it that was another episode of farming simulator we successfully raised cows gathered their milk sold the milk it wasn't much but it's good if you guys enjoyed this episode and want to see more farming simulator in the future make sure to smash that like button with a slab of steak thanks for watching and subscribing and remember don't pour poo poo on yourself [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 24min 3sec (1443 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 06 2018