Back To Mizkif's Gym (Iron Forge Gym) w/ ExtraEmily | Nick & Malena

hey Nick what's up ready for legs Nick yeah why look at shits dude cuz I cooked my salmon the wrong way what I cook the wrong way I left it out I didn't really like keep it safe oh we get to learn food safety it's going to be so [ __ ] and dude so I I ordered some frozen broccoli uhhuh I forgot I ordered it so it was sitting on the on the porch it uh it thawed so then I refroze it and today I went to cook it dude the smell of that broccoli E Yeah didn't need it yeah so I'm 50/50 I get food poison but you know get to work okay wow ni so so dedicated Nick to come on through this is going to be the kind of day that pushes out uhoh I mean I can handle the smell I don't know can I can smell are you plugged are you good are we leaky oh we're leaking for sure we're doing Sumo LIF today though shave so there's all hair down there too n can I give you a hug yeah sure if you want to touch me you can touch me oh my gosh wait wait can you can you record this amazing moment yeah did you feel like okay yeah go ahead and go after it so Nick it is c can I make a request can we move a little to the left I feel like you're asking they can get into the you're asking me to prom or something oh I never did I I never got asked to prom I never asked anyone to prom so maybe I should relive it okay oh man Nick it is so nice that you came to the gym today and I really appreciate it maybe no maybe no hug well why now you have to give him a hug this is now it's a rejection thank you thank I'm excited to be you in the leg competition well obvious not going to happen no we're just training it's not a leg competition Let's do let's do the let's do do the most weights [ __ ] yeah waight it's like reps based off your weight and what you can uh your weight that's that's not very fair cuz you're taller than me and you want to hug or not [ __ ] like what's the deal okay there it is all right was that worth it that was awesome y did it GL back oh my God yes yeah no one's going to come to the gym we here do we've ruined so much I'm amazed we still probably lost sub we can be cheerleaders do I have like a little thing I need to swipe like where am I get in my card oh you just walk in I mean yeah I don't think we have our just walk inck looking skinny oh maybe you can check in for me how's that going what you already paid for the membership right I don't know he has a membership let's go uh do did you bring a some water okay you want the drink a drink again yeah make it okay cool is your calories yeah actually a little bit oh Melissa I wanted to introduce to you Nick why oh cuz hey no offense she's off I'm just curious no I'm not important I'm not important enough that's what I mean oh I see oh yeah yeah yeah he what's so special about me well Nick see what happens at normal places with normal people is that there are people who work here that you know and then you're like oh this is someone I know I want to ince this other person I know see why with the I never knew anyone that at all yeah but this is a family that walk in and just don't say hi don't acknowledge we say bye have a good day and you're just like no I always say goodbye of course very very courteous but at the same time Melissa very nice to meet you Nick how you doing nice to meet you he'll be around here probably a lot cuz he wants to work on his body yep that's exactly why I'm here yes yes and um not just because wake paid 45 bucks for my membership I don't want his money to go to waste oh yeah you did okay so nice yes very nice right it would be a shame if he somehow forsook that right forsook is that a word do 45 bucks Dr got make sure it gets the use so I've already been here this is my second day so what is that 20 bucks a day nice pretty good all thank you Melissa exactly nice meeting you good luck thank you for or it's probably forsake but doesn't for sound forsaken is this new forsaken they clean it every dayen it you have for this is where we doing my cooking streams yes right here actually I mean we sucking for a suck for sucking it's for sucking for sucking you're thinking about for sucking me don't do it all right is there a way to go straight straight down from the entrance or we always just go this way yeah you can go right you want to make the drinks yes yeah we're going we're going to make drinks is that new oh this is new wait no this is new someone who that this is 100% [Music] new I mean if they let you in here then I might as well leave come black so silly hi Ry just get in the the lady goes she go what's a code black what's up doing normal gym goers down there going code black what's a code black that's what she said bro Russell is the one who objected at a wedding okay yeah Nick with no help all on his own I had nothing to do with that that's your drink Emily awake yeah I may have le leak did the F code can did you make sure did did you just point the camera it was accident I didn't think about it we're changing it today anyway so okay really okay cool marketing meeting later okay great you guys let s Russell in here we just leave the Pas so I mean in the gym in general no one in oh yes the Russell can be your poster child he takes it seriously just so I'm clear you you you you pointed the camera down at your hand while you did it no no it's no I I have never done it myself but like right right then I leaked it cuz I showed you guys going in the door yeah oopsies okay uh drink for Nick and then we're going to work hard work on that g can we do a before pick it's not going to change in one one session yes yeah no it does change in one session right you get a yes okay pre pump Nick I don't it's just me dude you just covered up quit being sheepish about that cake Nick oh looks great I'm just not a piece of meat that can be oogled and fondled oh my fondled you wish what you girls got cookies oh yes you there's 50 boxes of wor that's I like too man we just took heroin addi into an opium den it's bad man so when we were doing Rogue marketing we had to buy out the Girl Scouts that were outside of did I hit your hand too hard oh he's crying just knocked that thing out oh I was a little bit scared there were there were a bunch of um there were a bunch of Girl Scouts out there cookies and so we tried to buy them out so they'd leave so we could Market our gym there but they uh they had like a cache of like hundreds of boxes of different ones oh don't go find them no I won't but dude I'll you girl just resubscribed the 20 month biggest sches in the history of man oh God they Crack the Code man they were like let's get a bunch of small girls to go sell cookies no one will be able to say down and they're good you know what I mean and so you feel like you're doing a good thing every time you buy them what what do the boys do on the boys gos they sell popcorn [ __ ] SC not why would you want popcorn over cookies from from like they're Boy Scouts by the way it's not even Cub Scouts so like you have like 14-year-old boys with shitty mustaches being like would you buy oh want that how about you get a job buddy you know yeah that was 14 I was working at the grocery store wait that's a funny laugh I laugh actually so s's down there I really got to get a good look at her man I heard I heard that she's been working out so I kind of want to see the progress oh yes yes as a father figure of course of course of course some's way too old yeah look how greasy I am look grease on the that's just for my my hair you know what time it is every to demonstrate the squ at that that means it's just pure and it's on my forehead on the lens dude no look right there in the middle e it's you probably cook an egg with this [ __ ] so is your body detoxing like a decade or what a burger man I'm just hoping that like my body gets normal dude Nick I'm not kidding we have to get that allergy test I think you're actually like your body rejects something even on stream yesterday someone posted a photo to your sub dude that is not 15 lbs that is that is like 40 really it looks like it I mean it's 15 on the scale but that means you're inflamed as [ __ ] oh oh yeah wait is how I ever thought I was so even though I didn't weigh that much it's cuz your belly it was hard on a rock too oh yeah no 100% you're definely allergic am I allergic to that I have no idea you know what it is maybe it's ketchup dude you think it's ketchup cuz I ate a whole bunch of ketchup it might be the sugar in the ketchup but in Norway I didn't eat mud ketchup at all it could be that I mean like it could be did you have a bunch of bread in Norway at all I know isn't there a lot of bread I almost no bread it might be you could be allergic to gluten you could be allergic like hamburgers you drink some I mean like you could be you could beer to any number of things honestly you should definitely get a full allergy panel done by an allergist can we do allergy panel together that would be great is that content yes oh cuz what they're going to do is they typically like poke you in the back right to see if you respond to the food yeah and you're going to get like these huge welts if you're allergic honestly it'd be awesome they let us that that would be a hard thing but yeah maybe yeah that'd be so fun it's like a Buzzfeed video honestly that would be a great thing to do for cud as well is get everyone to go do that yes I thought we're doing our blood test are we not oh yeah there'll be blood tests okay I don't know doing panels and everything blood type we get to learn what everyone's testosterone is you don't know what blood type you are no I think I'm a B I feel like B is such a mid ass blood type yeah like imagine being negative the best no no you want AB you want AB positive right isn't that the universal receiver oh you don't be the universal donor I'm the universal donor I'm O Negative oh thanks wake I'll pick you up just putting a random amount in there well I don't know I just how did you go to Ivy League school bro I don't Ed it I how know education system like vogs but but I get to have fun with you guys now isn't that so worth it it's we need to redo this whole country just less less less Freedom more control super computer super computer that tells you what you should do it would know your best option like if your best thing is a garbage man that's what it is I mean I would like that if it told me what I need you want like a hogw Sorting Hat yes entire life are you a Slytherin hell s I'm hell no you're not wait why am I oh my God Emily what the I do not think Nick like fny this is why people get sick you're using the same flyer from last night no I I just picked up a random one from the table where's your funnel aren't you have money yesterday buy a plastic fun and wash that [ __ ] out what using paper it's it's dry powder no bro it's probably come on that [ __ ] dude Kyle did you come on the Flyers oh yeah see okay there's come on the house comes all over it that's what basically right how much are you putting in there it's 30 G of EA and and 15 G of is is this all like uh what's it called uh Dr Oz pseudo science Stu we putting in here no this is pretty hard fast science this is carbohydrates make muscles go okay there you go so what makes like never mind what makes what say it Nick it's just she's downstairs I can't say it okay now I can sh your covered in white stuff yeah bro you didn't even tighten as tight as you want to sure you KY kicky kyy wait okay I didn't do this W I'm not working out I'm training you guys [ __ ] lazy Fu I know well no Nick you want I do I work out after so I can give you guys my full attention so nice wow if it were just one of you guys I train but when there's two I canot beuss drink your whole juice okay I'm so excited let's go B so it's whoever can do the most weight gets a point on the machine no it's who no no that's what we're doing shut the [ __ ] up no no it's what are you talking about it's 2024 we're the same I'm going to do this okay I don't hold the door open for you you don't clean for deal with it today Nick I'm going to be the superc computer okay and I'm going to assess both of your performances by way of let's say not just let's say ability to get to a point of muscular fatigue safely so so just say who if you guys you know what it sounds like something that Sapphire award whatever Emerald award I'm going to give it to the woman as you should I mean if I see like no plates on your machines I'm be pissed no I have some plates okay she has some plates you'll see based off 35 she's got some plates 45 45 you 45 maybe not yet maybe my ha up my nose Ron just subscribed oh dude so you'll be the you'll be the determiner I'm going to decide who wins the day okay prediction who wins the day Emily or Nick you can make it 10 minutes long to be fair like it's already rigged like there's no way you can beat it like you can't even jump like [ __ ] this is a can you touch the backboard you jump can you can youum touch the backboard let's see who has higher vertical ho no no no Nick's going to get a cramp if we do that I can't do it first first I need to go stretch 30 minutes warm up I'll do a vertical watch into the sack you cannot you cannot bend your legs I'm having a hard time coming M's not here oh sorry Nick I'm sorry to hear that okay ready this is not good so you can only you can't bend your legs no that's not how Works in midair you can't bend your legs okay okay so it's like this okay how was that we're going I can jump hard that sit in the chair seven in your turn do that one more time I like six 6 in vertical you try it's hard it's hard you're going to go like this you come on the that's the vertical no no you you the way you do the vertical is like you you put your hand up here oh and then you just jump basically with your hand well that's not fair cuz we're different heights well you're supposed to normal how did you put to Ivy League school it doesn't matter cuz this is my marker and your marker would be here so it's from my marker to my mark oh oh it's different markers okay then then do it do it well I can't cuz I haven't learned up yet I'm 33 fine we'll do at the end of the workout okay let's go all right it's time there's a middle ground here and you're missing it I am pretty stupid I don't know anything okay no you're genius thank you Nick I'm just here to have fun all that matters is smiling away let me check I'm not or anything starts if I was be pissed it's a veteran move it's a veteran move camera on brain Offa was n great go very nice Nick right unless you want to look cool during your workout very swagy so czy let's go [ __ ] with Russell thank you I'll pop bye after okay last drink no oh no you my friend are going to keep drinking throughout the day yeah Miss yellow piss highlighter yellow okay so 2 lers a day that's literally insane top it's impossible I promise drinking for sports performance I'm so tired okay you wake up in the middle of the night to pee like ever I did I woke up at 9:30 this morning because I chugged water all night so that's good all night you chugged water you mean woke up and quickly chugged water no I went to bed I I chugged water then went to bed and then I had to wake up okay uh this morning so why am I so dead because you wasn't enough water if your piss is highlighter yellow yeah you're not you're just not hydrated enough okay that's the way of it oh there's to much we got have to work on your flexibility before we do comound movements yeah but other than that good effort everyone we all did well you have to tell us who wins today can you do it like a boxing ring like we we hold hands and then you lift it up you're not even in the shot unless it's cover it's okay I'm gonna be okay no we have to do the boxing yipp dude you you are the most competitive person I've met Nick no I think Caroline's more comp I would never ever challenge me in anything like this I'm going to say also me is someone who I I think that you guys both gave me everything you could that's my take okay well I think it could go harder you quit like five times Emily goes yes but no didn't she something I'm doing this in motivate you Nick you I know you have more in you more juice oh man I've learned that doesn't motivate Nick really Nick Nick goes and plays Apex you can't motivate someone who's won at pretty much everything he's ever tried to do you can like everything I've ever put my mind to I've achieved so like eventually I will be ripped I'm when it comes to form an execution I think Nick knows who won today yeah Emily em won let's go however you guys both gave me what you had today but I win you did win you're also more practiced I haven't done this in N months so so I got that Nick I win I win I win the competition you said your legs are better than mine but my legs are better than yours then how you how you lost well because it was rigged in your favor I don't do these weird movements well life is unfair let's go to let's go to leg press right now and whoever leg presses the most weight wins I bet I bet $100,000 I can beat you in terms of weight like one press yeah $100,000 we are not doing this $100,000 I can leg press more than you okay but tomorrow when we train legs Nick if you come you can have a Redemption shot at that and you can wax the floor cuz it's going to be a lot let put money at 100 Grand I'm not putting 100 Grand I'll put $1 okay $1 rer if if you dropped a dollar on the floor I wouldn't even been over pick cuz your back's going to hurt hot what am I going to do with the dollar well I don't know 100,000 and bu BTR is that expensive 120k yeah really it's a lot I mean I be down okay one leg press not $1 okay I'm not betting you for a dollar put your money where your mouth is you know what's funny I'm like this 200 lb black guy picked on this 90 lb [Laughter] [ __ ] what my mom would be so embarrassing this is why she hates me you know she she sees never do this that's what she said she said you need you need to talk to your friend to sign he'll set you he'll set you straight oh she loves her sign so much it's crazy his Tes or his looks she just loves Hassan all inclusive Tora there there so yeah I can't smell my sack today dude well done do you shower I shower and I use this uh b b oh that's full service wait no I can smell it now never mind okay we got a gust there it was yeah we we spiked those too soon there there how bad though yeah um mon is but yeah we're not going to do any compound movements for B there Nick we got to get your flexibility sorted so we're not doing the the competition today no we're going to do just like what Nick is going to be practicing is going to be mostly like we're going to put him on machines and things that he can move safely for now and try to develop better Mobility through functional movement so I'm not going to win 100 grand um bro the AED press machine is that sort of machine yeah I can do that what we will do the only thing you're going to do tomorrow that sucks you're going to do Bulgarian sport Squad okay yeah but that'll help we'll you figure out your balance by the way em if you had to pay me 100 Grand I think you would lose sleep well yeah of course I can't just hand that out like that and out like that I have to pay my taxes that's dunk on her dude it's too easy it's just let her know what you can just listen at one point okay listen let me show this let me show you this image you want to know why I can do this now you want to know why I can make these jokes about the show the [ __ ] dickham sales no oh my God I didn't realize you actually made did you I don't know if it's like is it just an enormous vote of confidence in all of your life decisions that when you have the opportunity to live an entirely different and unique life you just choose to do exactly what you did in this one yeah you want to know why I can make these jokes now my look at the screenshot that's why I make the jokes because I've been there can I see cuz I've been there oh wow that's why I make these joks may I see Mr Nick po it was in the trenches let me show chat too I'm so sorry you just take a live there wait I don't get it oh this was a long time ago what you think it was like this week yeah come on you see the other numbers there's no shot he's so sad 282 that's why I talk like this today oh cuz you're like ohoo I made it woohoo 77k were you friends with soda at this point I was training with soda before soda Popp me anything and you're only at 282 yeah oh but now look at you Nick you're doing awesome bed my way right to the top congrats I thought you going to show us like your banking account or something I was like huh all right oh that's empty I put all I put all in this thing called uh what is it called Bitcoin ethereum oh is that no it's crypto right wait so did you actually yeah got like 7 million in ethereum what cool W Nick's a crypto bro that's epic sauce stons go up forever stons do you want a shake hell no you're going to eat barbecue no I'm going to order I'm going to make myself some chicken wings make yourselfself chicken EGS they're they come raw and I just put them in the oven okay they're baked actually I need to order them now you sure you're not just getting something to go I have not ordered any delivery food I've cooked every meal in fact when I was late to Top Golf yeah because I came home fed the dogs cook them out the pee and I cooked myself dinner because I knew if I went to Top Golf and I saw the F the food there I'd eat it and the second I get there will goes bro I got half a chicken sandwich for you and I go that was so Nick I'm so proud half the battle is just being kind of full as long as you aren't hungry cuz hunger is like once you start thinking that like hunger is the discomfort you want to dis place it's not necessarily the craving it gets a lot easier cuz then you're like I'm full I don't really want that food anymore yeah that's he's really a changed person he he lived a monk's life in Norway when I set my mind to something it will be achieved it did one thing all right he clocked it and he clocked out in group six all right he built his own Empire I don't yeah I'm about to go home and do the same thing yeah more group six you find it fascinating that you like opt to do like wage labor in a video game be a doctor that's the same thing doctor RP is even worse really trust me I do it I know it's the same thing over you do it you're a doctor beef is is is a doctor what about chunky chicken noodle soup is that bad that sounds heav um yeah I wouldn't do it okay never mind cuz probably is honestly you should go get a full allergy panel done before you [ __ ] with it and don't eat anything you weren't eating in Norway until then okay like just eat those same Foods because I'm telling you inflammation went down enormously just pick the same Foods you were eating there okay I'm ordering salmon right now my God Nick you're so silly we've been on a Discord call for 2 hours and 48 minutes oh God what is someone listening to every everything you said everything I said yeah so this is the problem that I have whenever I so I'm going to order salmon right yeah did you literally just eat salmon while you were there salmon every day pretty much every other day and then what it was salmon it was pork it was chicken uh-huh it should eat those three things that was it yeah with with the sides of I need to figure out how to make the rice because these rice came in these little bags and it was the best rice I've ever had what kind of rice I don't know I got to talk to mli about it was white rice okay but it was in a bag was it just white rice it um get the VT jasmine rice it's in a little tub you can microwave it it's very good okay it's unbelievable so you don't have to cook it v v e e t e e BT okay give me a second so this is the problem I have so I'm order in this salmon here yeah and it comes with four Salmons mhm but I can only eat two at a time mhm and I put the other two back in the fridge and the next day it tastes bad why don't you just cook do you have to cook them all at the same time yeah just cook them all and then I could oh you're right I could just cook them all at the same time yeah and then reheat it yeah that's what I can I'm also a cook now smart smart smart okay so you think that's a really smart tip and all chefs do it well I don't know we getting salmon would be gross no it's not like it's not like as good as having get fresh would you say V te v t v rice it's just like it's just like a tub of rice you can microwave it's very good it's what I used to do when I didn't want to use a rice cooker so it says th jasmine rice tie and you just put in the microwave y if you if you are doing microwave bags you get a few but yeah that's what I do for microwave bores it's good to lay you're cooked huh I'm cooked you did it today was awful but it was at least we looked slck we shrimp too what about that's cool it's on the docket shrimp's very lean it's kind of like chicken the way I'd see it is you have salmon and pork and then chicken and shrimp those are like your two groups be be though dude maybe that's what I'm allergic to it could be that's why you should get the allergy panel beef it could be beef I'm willing to bet it's probably bread though or any number of like seed oils or dumb [ __ ] you're putting in food that comes in I mean seed oil panics overblown but there might be something to it if you react really negatively to if I'm going to be honest if I have a beef allergy allergy I will kill myself no okay it's very rare someone has a be like crazy rare but Nick's also learn to everything that's right yeah I mean it would be incredibly unheard of honestly I've only ever read of weird cases I don't know anyone with the beology oh my God what one of you needs to come over okay let me tell you what tell me there is an onion that's in the fridge okay and it's growing tentacles out of it yeah that's what happens and I cannot get rid of it cuz I can't touch it one of you has to come over and get rid of this onion I mean I I like I to it down okay so next time you're in the area just stop by you got to get rid of this onion it's freaking me out yeah that's what happens with like um like onions and potatoes they'll like Sprout and why can't you do it yourself Nick I'm afraid to touch it like I just me out okay so next time you're in the area stop okay also I'm woring another onion right now so oh good that onion in there like six the whole time you were gone oh man it has its own uh r now so you guys were just eating rice and salmon and chicken and pork like nothing else I had McDonald's couple times be transparent no sure but interesting yeah no I I think we got to get that allergy panel you should look an allergist and like do that that'd be awesome I probably shouldn't eat Korean bar probably not right now I'd say until you figure out what you're allergic to let's just keep on what you're eating cuz you actually like you you look like you've lost like 50 [ __ ] pounds it's insane Nick I remember there was a time at Wild West when you grabbed my hand you placed it onto your belly like ginger and I just let it hover there and connected me L and it felt T like there was something in there like I was pregnant yeah what're about to sell a whole bunch of thousand dressing did you eat that in Norway okay we're moving the Thousand dressing then what what dressing did you have I didn't need salad just don't need salad for now Jes I'm just I'm not kidding let's just replicate what's working right now now and then we we figure out what not to eat we'll go with that but right now you've essentially like had an Elimination Diet of some kind if you're going to add anything add it one at a time and see how your body responds D more the food I us drink a whole bunch of monsters I've drinking Zero caffeine since I got back and I was drinking a [ __ ] ton of caffeine before maybe it's coffee coffee subscri Nick was I being too mean to you today no great because I'll still be toxic then you'll probably come though I doubt it that'll be F you did great today Nick thanks friend you did great job W thanks for all your hard work well done job wake oh God okay I think wait are you are you actually coming back tomorrow too what time same time yeah it's at like uh uh 11 12 12 from back do really mhm and then we do leg press tomorrow yep we'll do real legs like the real pressing get heavy cool Nick you sure you don't want to stream it's really your break I I'll be completely transparent to my viewers like thanks for watching me why are you so St and uh I'll be back when I'm back guys okay watch everyone else's stream I don't I'll be there I might alt stream some GTR some Erp you know y nothing better than hearing you know youu make these you know sex noises in a video game very nice y yep Nick you're doing great and everyone thought I'd be the one getting canceled you know wasn't me I miss a joke sorry I'm stupid okay I'll see you tomorrow wait ni I feel like you're you're being so kind and being on my stream so much I still I still need to go shopping okay let's do it when do you want to do it I wanted to go shopping on Thursday after this after the session damn so you in a full day huh well no I mean maybe maybe I just maybe I just work out maybe we just shop after I'll let you know when we can shop on Thursday we can do a full day but we're going to have to eat though okay we can eat Emily how about this you pack lunch I'll bring you my chicken and rice [ __ ] full day really look at Nick Nick looks so sad yay so we're got go dress shopping on Thursday I knew when I came back GTA RP would be dead for me cuz I would just be pulled in a thousand different directions no I don't want to force no no no I should do it like DP is honestly waste of time so like I should technically do it but I really do like sitting there was a stretch of time where I end up really ring with this myself I was loging 12 hour days every day and then the gym started doing it and I was like I have to have a come to Jesus moment with myself there really yeah I'm just going to have to play at night time but none of my friends are going to be on oh man you can meet my friends my Deens the late night crew is weird all of chat saying [ __ ] RP D RP went South like once once it just becomes Crim like now it went South like after me and Nora's Erp relationship was solidified like we did a really good job role playing the relationship itself but once it became like oh they're they're together people lost interest in it this is the age-old television Trope of will they won't they and as soon as they do or they don't it's no longer exactly the show sucked after that it's just less interesting I think she might cheat on me in game so it could be interesting that could be good now we're writing now we're writing we go you got to think everything's television and RP people start calling me a [ __ ] know it's not going to compl anymore all right okay so tomorrow another hard workout thank you Nick thank you L of course for being they doing this with me it means a lot um uh we'll see you guys tomorrow and is doing MMA today woohoo so let's go raid Emmy uh is she is she here yeah she's here um today's the last day to vote for streamer Awards vote for Nick yeah please vote for me I yeah sure vote for Emily vote for me if you want if you want to vote for 97 categories vote for otk baby oh yeah it is the last day to to oh she's at H oh she's at home okay well she'll probably come eventually um cool make sure to vote amazing and vote for Wake yeah slay our last day voting so crazy Nick you're still not going to the streamer Awards right the only way I'd go to the streamer Awards is if I was nominated for streamer of the Year je really and I was guaranteed a victory like cutie would guarantee me a victory lose in public again I I I I cannot go there again for the streamer Awards and lose to another YouTuber that has half my average viewership I cannot do it okay now I get they're better overall content creators I'll give it to them they're way better that's why they get so many likes on Twitter and Instagram and YouTube but it's the streamer Awards I take the L at the content creator Awards I just I can't go there I just can't go there I can't I can't do it I mentally can't do it like say no more so I'm just not gonna go can't do it like I'll lose I'll lose a fair fight all day yeah but it's just not yeah that's that because every single like you see on a tweet that is a vote potentially my tweets literally get don't even get 10 likes [ __ ] it I like I'll start liking them Nick don't worry Mak thank you but no I'm not going post notifications on there's only one way I go to the streamer rewards and I'm promise you that's not going to happen Okay so how ominous okay that's life yes understandable Nick beautiful bosom when when is it 17th it's not this Saturday but next Saturday crazy right I will be watching though you will you who's going to accept the award if you win I voted for you yeah thanks you going to accept my award yeah we'll send we'll send uh nor up there for me that good even worse the best but I got H we her and uh really good sister Arthur you think he's invited he has to pay for a ticket mate when you got that viewership one said hearts for Nick for for doing so great I'm I'm dude I'm telling you one of these days dude like you guys don't even know like the real Nick is a massive dick no like I I [ __ ] on my friends so bad cuz I grew up and everyone was [ __ ] on me and we're [ __ ] on each other like if you're a Michigan kid like you know what I'm talking about [ __ ] oh bro it was a battle dude no we've been friends for like a year and a half now and you've always been nice you don't dude so I got I got a rich friend okay and um like real Rich most my friends are actually whatever way richer than me right and uh he got mad at me in World of Warcraft right because I wouldn't play with him because I was too high rated I didn't want to take my rating he got so mad at me this [ __ ] looks at me he goes Nick how do you feel that I'll never have to work a real job in my life and he will jokes on him look at look at him now but at the time it's working on Jimmy John's oh he was really rubbing it in he wasn't but he's literally one of my best friends like that's the [ __ ] that we do to each other just say horrible things yeah I'm just the internet nowadays is too soft for me well that's kind of like how friends are friends in a weird way people sh on each other my friend grp wasn't like that we were very compliment see nice things weird every other friend group wasn't that way yeah I like relationships forged and Fire just well I don't know if that's what that means that's why you're at ironport going go to the battlefield Blood Sweat and Tears with your friends yeah but typically the battle isn't between the two of you sometimes it is you ever watched the last dance of Michael Jordan he fought his teammates I don't is he very well liked by them who cares they won six championships I don't think we're talking about friendship don't winning life talk about [ __ ] get numbers now you're right I actually don't know if he has any friends his eyes are all red too so who knows yeah all yellow he's pushed it some high blood pressure right there poor guy great basetball player who's Michael Jordan who's Michael B Jordan same person yeah okay tomato tomato like people say Jesus H Christ right it's Michael basketball Jordan what that's what I thought I just know they like anime yeah they do cool I like anime too that's what I thought I watched attack ontan yeah you finish it hell no I'm taking my time with that [ __ ] D you got watch V Saga maybe that's next but no I really am enjoying enjoying t on Titan what season are you on two in a little bit oh it it's so good until like episode season four The Good by the way people say a lot about like uh they say a lot about like the office the office sucks like season 7 season 8 season 9 or whatever I like those too really no the best of season two do you like it when Robert California showed up there's some good moments but it's not like the same like feeling you know you're right it's not but it's different than so funny he goes I'm the [ __ ] Lizard King you don't even know my real name he said you soft penis deut that's what we call Andy he Robert California dropped good bombs what you the sex metaphor or the what was it the animal metaphor why I feel like the office is half personality it's all over yeah I am an accumulation of my four best friends growing up and the office wow that's it that's pretty cool that's that's what you got and yourself so Emily now you got to think who are your four best friends growing up in the one show you watch the most that's you really I guess the show would be SpongeBob SquarePants yep that makes doubt there is 100% you you are SpongeBob I do have square payouts yeah you sound like them too what no I don't sound like SpongeBob squid [Music] squid yeah I watch that one it makes sense I'm s my Square my pants are square okay thanks guys for [Music] watching are we actually sing by um what what what's the what are we doing yes yes we yes yes yes is yes we will see you guys tomorrow the grind doesn't stop I will make sure to drink more water right wake so I don't feel shitty tomorrow yes okay cuz I felt a poop today get a really big bottle yeah I shall um I'm going to go live later tonight to react to the shareholder meeting videos and to play Hong Kai baby so so that'll be awesome so I'll see you guys later tonight um but chat uh everyone thank Nick for hang out thank you wake for training us really really lovely really um uh you know uh with a lot of passion really appreciate it and uh we're going to work hard h no way okay Nick can you get off your godd dang phone and say bye to the chat look them into the eyes and tell them you love them love you bye losers bye we'll go rate Emmy uh she's doing MMA today super exciting that that good go Emmy God I'm so terrified one of us just going to get a concussion that'd be cool that'd be good content okay yeah concussion recovery Arc learning to talk today can you confirm or deny this message Nick it went away something happened what message you can read it out loud what me having low te yes no it's true I I have a low my test houseal score is 114 out of what you're supposed to be 300 to 500 no what 300 to 700 3's like the lowest acceptable range you should probably be between I mean the upper end is about a th Nan per deiler the do says like voice is monotone he must have low tea CU he's a wanker that's what it said not a bad word it's a it's like a slur against an American no who masturbates oops IGN didn't say that oh no it just a wanker I think actually just means someone who's beating their [ __ ] I don't think so in the UK oops I could be wrong I have no idea we go okay bye chat bye guys see you guys tomorrow bye I got I was tell you wait but you I did wait you didn't see oh you did dude I'm [ __ ] my body's [ __ ] yep eat some salmon and rice some Sal getat something else yeah I make sure don't worry I'll cook you something good on Thursday easy I promise bye thank you bye guys bye have fun did it work see work it's sending you can turn off your stream okay can s up one bye chat see you guys wait are you staying here tomorrow I'm so tired today I don't know why probably meeting and then I got to then I'll probably run home or I don't know oh still on okay bye

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Published: Thu Feb 08 2024