AWKARD TEXT MESSAGE FAILS

let's go we're doing another part of this series for reading some freaky text I mean no I meant just babysitter text gone right alright if you're watching this with your parents by the way just no babysitters are 99% safe don't forget about that 1% so guys these are screenshotted text messages between the babysitters and the parents or babysitters and the kids an amazing couple I see of the series welcome to reaction time I'm Paul Fishman you guys don't already know you've all meta socials and y'all so smashing like big like alright because I want to get a hundred fifty thousand bucks in this video and then I'll share with you my babysitter experience at the end of the video so go smash a like okay mom Tex Clarissa hey Clarissa thank you for babysitting on such a short notice how did it go to be honest not well Oh what happened okay so Lily look through my phone and found out I was dating someone and started singing Gavin and Clarissa sing entry k i SS and G first comes love then comes marriage then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage first comes blame then comes to spare two hearts broken beyond repair div ORS look at this dude div o RC e oh you gotta love my kids so now you guys know what we're in for an amazing compilation any because our new don't know what this is all about oh yeah and don't already know afraid oh [Applause] no animals were harmed in the making of this video so you Salvaje una vez to be una manera luego tuve que empezar a cuidar meiosis wisdom live MSS don't believe anything this guy says by the way because he is a complete liar and not a savage journey but I will know won't hurt you Wow alright anyways guys if you don't any know as you can see it's all frayed oh and we got a special announcement because all Fredo is officially on sale watch these twin brothers but he's officially on sale as you can see there's so many of them I don't know why they're drop 1 yeah there's so many of them in they need a home so you guys need to adopt them if you go to Thomas brand calm first link in the description or just type it in on google timeless Francom you can actually get your own little savage and Alfredo the Hedgehog twin brother and also if you want to bundle it with a hoodie we got these new designs right here and bam talk to me a time spend not come don't get one before it's too late you know Fritos our limited stock y'all it's run out all right well let's keep going with the babysitter text messages all right let's go hailey the babysitter just texted the parents sprin what's pressed milk Tobey it's self-explanatory cool nice this is gonna be a trying to laugh Edition because I just keep remembering the stories of my babysitter again if you want this story we got you 150 thousand likes you guys always crush yeah I don't see why not we can reach that goal within 24 hours I'll tell you guys at the end either way but come on smash that like alright is there a possibility that he just said WTF twice um yes that is very possible just ignore her and try not to laugh maybe sit her on the first day she said it slowly so is crystal clear I think I look stunned if anything does she use it appropriately at least I'd wiped up her ABC cookie she kindly spit on the table I didn't know what it was at first asked her what it was what is that she said what what okay guys I honestly feel that same way when I get those stale gingerbread cookies they're hard as a rock you know you have right here and you just like Oh God sometimes you can't trust your mom's cooking I'm just saying love you mom please bring the strawberry shortcake movies with you okay and duct tape if you have any um what are you planning for my child I was just coughing it was not a laugh right now losing the challenge Katie he got butt naked and got in the tub and now looking at cartoons eating chicken naked Oh God listen the babysitter needs to parent the kids as if the parents were there if not the kids are gonna grow up to become misbehaving rats okay by the way I charge 20 bucks every 15 minutes I also charge an extra five the kid drools on me you don't got the money the baby could thrive for himself hahahahaha so funny because uh neglect great Wow this has a white poop off the following objects not my poop by the way just letting you know I'm the babysitter I'm not even the maid the toilet seat the toilet handle a butt not my butt the sink handle the wall hey dog by the way it's not the dog's poop either I can't breathe what is my life oh boy this is so much fun babysitters hmm now this is a babysitter on our first day once again when we got a mayday mayday SOS the baby's being come fast oh my god I can hear it oh my god oh my god it's too good Oh check it out I got the pro zeros a from the makers of Bank as being is a delicious energy drink maker with such a big variety of flavors you can't go wrong Navi is one of lots of energy this is what you need right here and of course this one's the pina colada flavor one of my favorites actually let's open this one up I feel like you can guess if you don't know big releases new energy drink flavors so if you want to stay up-to-date you gotta follow them app bang energy follow them on Instagram stay up to date and also the most exciting part of it all is Bing is a proud partner and you guys can get 25% your purchase if you use my code top 25 that's right well 25 25% off just for being a view or the channel stop super excited guys again make sure you tell me which flavor is your favorite let's get right back in the video ready okay by the way baby sitter how's he doing how about you show you a picture he's taking a dump leave his face is that a dumb face okay grades you just text your best friend who's also a babysitter and you're a babysitter your friend says I got paid to watch movies eat pizza and sleep best babysitting job ever you say I've gotten those before i lube the kids when they're asleep is that what they meant cuz this is not okay you what oh my god no not pedo I just tried to say I love the kids when they're asleep I'm laughing so hard right now so hard Tyler was so good and did all his homework so I let him play with my boobs excuse me is this some kind of sick joke we are coming home now and calling the police he is 12 when we got I'm so sorry I meant blocks I let him play with my blocks I would never do that you remember the blocks I brought him good save we know what you're doing just saying I've had experience playing with blocks the colorful kind all right texting your best friend to Ryan who's a babysitter so how's babysitting oh my god I lost it are they driving you crazy already no I lost the [ __ ] baby I lost the baby grades hey what are you up to tonight babysitting how is it I had to dress up as the Little Mermaid there goes my life I'm so excited so more photos she insisted that was a merman because of my hair and I had this thing in my closet so we became her mates together it didn't sound that bad honestly could have been worse if you send this to the kid you babysit instead of somebody else like mm-hmm your boyfriend or husband oh my god that was an accident please don't tell your parents now if he's smart he's gonna say something like this $2,000 in candy for dinner boom boom okay here we go mrs. Allen text you she's the mother of the kid you're babysitting Julianne how are the kids doing oh hi mrs. Allen I just Lisa in bed she's exhausted now and Liam has been sleeping peacefully the whole time so he never hurt us I'm a what I'm kidding it was a mistake autocorrect okay you will never babysit again young lady you are not getting paid we're coming home right now oh my god mrs. Allen oh my god I meant rocket I'm a rocket I mean tucked talk tucked I'm sorry guys maybe babysitter's should not text start calling the only problem is the parents always go out so you don't want to bother them and call them okay uh-huh hard to make an old lady like me laughing that's hilarious so glad she chose you to babysit that must be the most awkward encounter where they come back hey tucked it was tacked I know don't worry all right Helen the mother of the kid you're babysitting says we'll be home in a couple of hours get eat them ready for bed and thanks for babysitting really appreciate the favor you know you're welcome I try to give him a short molest what are you freaked out I don't know why what oh my god I meant bath I'm so sorry I would never do that I'm so sorry I meant bad bad Bath and Beyond what do you think beyond meant all right are we good hello we're good come Messala yes okay yes Posada la medianoche cuando las cosas se ponen extraneous mafia si stop okay fail alright here we go babysitting I gave my nephew's $5 each I told him to hold against the ball with their nose whoever dropped first would lose with the winner getting to keep both kept them busy for three hours that is a babysitter lifehack guys if you want to see that series as well smash alike like I said before guys in a few seconds I'm gonna tell you about my story we got one more of course we gotta get some pictures babysitting level pro baby can't do anything is this legal probably not but you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes just get out don't encourage this don't do this unless you really want that life hack you know and are you guys ready for story time who's ready babysitter story time with the action time I was being babysat by a 19 year olds I'm not gonna disclose her name I was five years old no six years old I woke up in the middle of the night I was super thirsty Santi I want in the kitchen which is right after the living room so I had to walk through the living room I saw my babysitter watching something on TV that I should not ever have to witness again this babysitter was a freak she was freaky she watched the Discovery Channel but like the human version you know like how the mating stuff all right I'm done that's three times guys what'd you think of my story let me know your story in the comments down below also make sure you the merch guys this brand new design we just drop limited quantity available and of course pair with an Alfredo you know just so you can I stop him right here guys get both and follow me on the social z' right here thank you guys for watching let me know if you guys want to see a part two and subscribe in my second channel free time it's a group channel we just relaunched super cool stuff like we're getting a hypnotist to hypnotize me and so much more it's gonna be super cool I'll see you guys soon subscribe hope you enjoyed and peace [Music]

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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 27 2020