Author Mary H.K. Choi (Extended Cut)

how much over like now you know what it is nothing but monsters guess you pieces of trash today we have a returning illustrious that's right world-renowned now many people repeat you're no less she is close it's like people who host SNL several times you're like Bill Murray yeah she's not problematic though is Mary HK Troy she's awful one quarter for her debut novel emergency contact is out today stupid how the better go contact hello friends and crow horse Mary's welcome back how has your life changed since being on the most illustrious show at least I television your millionaire well I'm rich Berber yeah I mean there is money there yeah but you guys know about that you have you live in Jersey yeah it's a mudroom free but you know about how much money you have luxurious yeah you have things to just last week is a lot of things very proud of us Princess Emily's 19 children so yeah so yeah I'm writing a book was it's weird yeah I mean you guys made 260 shows like yeah sound like that but like a book is wrong yeah what's your process like well you got kind of get into like a hole of self-loathing and then you just sort of tap it out right I mean you guys both remember right and actually and you were like a financial writer and you are all caps lock ultra yeah and it's just that but then you do it for so long that it's agonizing and the whole time even with fiction is that no one's paid you to do it so it's all on spec right so it's like doing them right yeah it's like doing the running man in outer space and not really ever knowing what's gonna become of it never know you'd write this book it took me probably like on and off like four to six months and then editing another year but then once it's done it's another year before it comes out right was there any period of writer's block in it we just were just like I don't see a Macbook I don't see any type of like you just couldn't get it going or you're just right [ __ ] how'd you keep going I mean writer's block is it's just not something I'm afflicted with I'm like so incredibly prolific and talented no I mean writers like me ah yeah that's this is the flex on you can get flex flex freely no writer's block you just don't have the luxury of it when you have like a hundred thousand words to get through mmm it's like you're not sitting there being like oh I'm so precious or adorable with like what I'm gonna write today you just do it but and also like I mean why a it's like an unbelievable like Donald young-adult no I mean like there's that rapper like him yeah young young adult laughing there's gonna be a soundcloud rapper called young adult in like a week trust effectually known as nipple said the Judah boy no but like oh yeah right cuz then the two lions no I mean just young adult is wild like you have just kids I mean you have people writing about just crazy stuff it's like if you look on the news right now it's even like everyone's like freaking out being like oh my god you know these like high schoolers are so articulate and it's like they've always been know and now you just have like all these books that address all sorts of stuff like black lives matter like just like the class race intersectionality stuff that's like addressed and young adult is like wild and this is about phonons this is about texting but it's also really about like mental health yeah because the whole thing is it's like if you are socially awkward and like eye contact and like being in the meet space is just like a terrible thing for you texting can be sometimes like the most intimate and just confined in safe place do you have any tips about sexting yeah I mean like how how long too long to text well I would you say are you gonna use this for like malevolence my thing with the whole texting it's like everybody knows it's like you know don't have read receipts on and then be that sociopath who's really trying to be like I read this yeah Wow and I don't even think it's like I don't you're like I'm lucky I've never met anyone or are you successful successful success I had them on for a while and then I realized that people were being mad at me and I was like why you so mad at me they're like I'm [ __ ] you read a text from last weekend's you usually read receipt or read receipt read receipt because it's like no you read this and you say read I know it's weird because you're sending the receipt before the co possibly read it so it's a read receipt thank you i I am team read receipt on so it's like how does a dog wear pants you never know how does it I think it would probably have the hind leg yeah I mean there's some dogs that walk on their hind legs they can be trained and wearing to get flat for Cheetos no how do you research this I actually embedded with a bunch of teens no I mean like I I did a feature with Wired magazine about teens and their texting habits just cuz I feel like a lot of the time it's like very quick Beatty where it's like teens are a hundred percent sexting yeah yeah yeah and they're not I mean they're just they're normal the thing about teens that's so funny is it like it's kind of twofold it's you know people are like oh they're like paragon soothsayers of the future because they know everything blah blah blah they don't there's still teens and the other side of it is that like people are always like oh teens have to be protected from technology and that's also not currently the case so you know like the funny thing about teens to me is it like because you know there's no such thing as being like precocious anymore right because dead-ass like everybody has the same information at the same time and so you can't really be patronizing about a kid anymore cuz they just know everything except that they're like coping mechanisms or maybe not you know they're not in therapy like you and I are so they you know the anxiety has nowhere to go yeah and so like this basically tackles you know mental health anxiety just the discomfort of like the physicality it's like certain people being goals like social media being the devil the algorithm being the devil like yeah oh that's just gonna end us but this is an uplifting adventure I thought that [ __ ] will say [ __ ] in the text that they will not say like face to face speaking of like anxiety and like you know I mean it's like all of gamergate it's like all of like commenting you know it's funny to me sometimes how frequently you visit your reddit page yeah like you're always in there let me tell you something that's not what happened this is what happens to Pitt emotion and it's like really minutia type [ __ ] like where you met Heather yeah like I'm like you heard the story other side's like if you really want ale totally know but like yeah people get like all sorts of fraudulent brave yeah like in the comments anonymous of course not see whatever you want you have to the only power you have is not responding wow that's then yeah it's just like it's like when did you learn this I learned because I've been on the internet for most of my life you learn this early on like way back from the a low because they say you make it sound like well like you know what da [ __ ] oh yeah windows there was an Africa it was a happy look right Fela Fela Kuti who he said Oh what is it water has no enemy hmm if you think about the water you can't stop water water is gonna just keep going and the rose cool around stuff eventually water just wears down stuff and you have to be like that on the internet you can't let comments get to you you can't search them out go on over why we're not ready to please a little man I like it it was good do you like Chum the waters the problem is and people see they're getting a reaction from you and that eggs more people want and so people some people are hitting you up because they legit just want to get a response from you other people legit do not like you and want to put this negativity on you and by them saying negative things to you and you respond to it online they're kind of winning and your dopamine receptors are shot and then and now think about it now you come in you can't do the show cuz you like your said what are your three rules for interacting on social media and texting I think that it's really really important to not like text someone back immediately but text someone back so it's not like three hours later on the dot every single time because that turns a joke to then someone else they're like three hours escalation and it's like why do we need that it's here I think Daxing is [ __ ] up don't tell Doc's people I think that's really bad and by that I mean don't like expose don't put people at risk you know ya don't want to expose them and then like I don't know just be kind of like decent man like you look outside and there's just like so much [ __ ] [ __ ] just be a good person well I do you think it's acceptable to Google someone before you like sorry well you're interacting with someone text relationship is it cool to Google though I think you absolutely can I think it's like one of those things where it's like there is a south armed factor inherent in it it's like but then who doesn't Google have you ever not Google sure citation needed with a lot of the times why I really like just organically finding out things about people who listen like something about like if you just have like a whole it's kind of black mirror if I could just like Google and just go to your whole Twitter page nook I know you like this you buy Jamaican food you like anime movies you like sneakers and like okay let's go see this and then eat up miss Lilly's and go to flight clothes it's like oh wow you really get me oh so you want to make it so you can't mutually catfished each other well not catfish but like catfish Jason I mean you got like felonies and stuff but I'm not gonna like search all your likes don't emotionally catfish yeah yeah don't and mostly at fish people yeah we're like you try to be a version of yourself that you're not dashi because that is like very that is black marriage right that's why I always text people in all caps on that speak speak very loudly and I show up everywhere extremely high so people know what they get very authentic you know it's [ __ ] up you guys watch all look like Mario's yeah yo if you watch season one you're like this is adorable this is like practically analog in terms of like speculative for you like like Loki the first episode of Black Mirror was a stormy Daniels interview I like the perfectly time you mean adult film actress Stephanie Clifford oh she likes stormy it's too boring like she wasn't really she wasn't really the applications of that like avian Ryan yeah yeah but do you think that's a product of like when she was in the movies and like what the state of like yeah cuz it was on the precipice it was a company she was in and it was also telling that she chose we really have went oh okay done in a race is that the definition of pro that's enough that's our definition there cuz that's how you got like hip-hop messageboards that's how you become like a gift you know yeah how you like like rule all this but then your price goes down you know flooding the market as they call it really yeah hot you had a limerick about that no but your price goes down yeah but is that kind of like when you do like anal and then something happens and then like that was your first scene and so the price gets well she recently just did her first anals in the game isn't gonna throw a Hall of Fame she is a quote machine to them yeah like I love watch also not young adult specific no she's like she's very pop so cute on Twitter she's really hot throws like you're a [ __ ] she's like yes my Warcraft is that what you say to everyone yeah what's your xtina this is not your first book right because I was here for my first book which is the dj khaled business the new york times best-selling business book let's see what your chess well yeah I mean we secured the bag and so this is like my first novel novel mm-hmm so it's it's kind of like we continue why Hey look look ey is like it's the peeps and also speaking of exactly it's like Harry Potter it's a book make sure we get a nice little now yeah yeah speaking role so that you can get something yeah would you like your damn were you on like the first first little rock or you I did get a rock oh I do indeed yeah hold on those rocks are worth money and power stones from would you like your first rainbow to see I would like my first rain modis well my second rainbow to say well alright just all Korean flags all Korean flag just the emoji of all you wanna you want to diss somebody in Korean be like a [ __ ] you look what I'm doing in life yeah I'm saying nah and then it's probably just like emergency contact Mary enjoy in the building y'all merge game where are y'all's pop sockets and [ __ ] I have you at your t-shirt t-shirt quick strike yeah you watching the DS de 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Id: WIfjZTbGPmI

Length: 16min 24sec (984 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 27 2018

Reddit Comments

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