Attacking Earth was our biggest mistake! - HFY Humans are Space Orcs Reddit Story

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formations with satisfaction—200 capital ships  surrounded by swarms of fighters and bombers,   the pinnacle of Orian technology and firepower.  Yet, this backwater system had proven more   troublesome to conquer than anticipated. Despite  the technological inferiority of the primitive   inhabitants, they had managed to obliterate  the Orian beachhead on the fourth planet. "Admiral, awaiting your orders,"  reported his sensor officer. "Scramble all fighters and prepare to  advance on the third planet. Wipe their   defenses clean and establish orbit," Zanth  commanded as the Orian ships powered forward. As the Orian fleet advanced, Zanth  observed the sensor feeds. Strangely,   few ships defended Earth—just scattered  small craft and orbital stations. Even their   communications betrayed no hint of panic  at the encroaching fleet. Overconfidence,   reasoned Zan. Today, he would teach  mankind its place in the galaxy. The first sign of trouble came as  Orian fighters swept ahead of the   main ships. Dozens of signatures  blinked out in moments before the   pilots could even report what had attacked  them—mines, realized Zanth with surprise. "Press forward at maximum speed," he  ordered, unwilling to delay the main   assault. "Let the foolish humans detonate their  mines against the capital ship's heavy shields." Yet, as explosions rippled across the Orian lines,  fighters spiraled out of control, their wings   shredded. The advance slowed as navigators  picked their way carefully around the mine   clusters. Zanth clenched his fist in anger. It  was time to crush this insolence once and for all. "Weapons free! Target all orbital  defenses and surface launch sites,"   Zanth yelled. Plasma beams and  disruptor pulses lit up space   as the Orian ships unleashed their  fearsome arsenal on Earth's surface. To Zanth's astonishment, counterfire  from the human defenses was almost   non-existent. His ships pounded  bases and missile silos at will,   but no challenge emerged to oppose  the Armada. It was almost too easy. Then, Orian officers reported confusion about  strange electromagnetic signals emanating from   various locations on Earth's surface. Zanth  waved dismissively, attributing it to the last   desperate gasps of communication from their  doomed leaders. With their planetary defenses   shredded, all that remained was the final  bombardment and occupation, or so he thought. Suddenly, every sensor station erupted  in alarm. Zanth glared at the screens in   disbelief—impossible numbers of small craft  were emerging from hidden lunar craters,   streaking towards his fleet. Concurrently,  the electromagnetic signals from Earth   had disappeared, replaced by tight-beam  transmissions between the attack ships. "Interceptors, move to engage those  fighters," Zanth commanded. "If the   humans wish a primitive rocket battle,  our superior forces will happily oblige." The two fighter swarms closed in a chaotic  melee, missiles spiraling between swooping   attack ships. Explosions flared all around as  Orian computers tracked thousands of threats   simultaneously. Zanth watched the battle  intently, even as his capital ships prepared   to fire on the larger human cruisers. To his  shock, the tiny human fighters held their own,   dodging Orian warheads while their own missiles  slammed into shields with uncanny precision. They   were closing rapidly on the armada's main ships,  despite losing nearly a third of their number. "Intensify forward firepower! All batteries,  target those fighters," Zanth yelled. But   impossibly, the human pilots continued to evade  predicted blast zones while firing their own   precise volleys into his ships. Explosions  chained along the Orian lines from direct   missile hits, blast shielding flickered  and died under the relentless assault. "Launch all reserved squadrons now, surround  and destroy those ships," Zanth ordered. The   reinforced Orian fighters finally halted the  charge, encircling the surviving human ships   in a swirling eddy of vengeance. Zanth grinned  fiercely as explosions terminated the primitive   craft—over half his invasion force lay in ruins,  but at last, the defiant humans had been crushed. Then his face fell in horror as sensor displays  lit with 900 new signatures rising from lunar   craters and Earth's hemispheres—the Armada  had not targeted. And in the brief quiet,   those insidious signals once again erupted from  Earth's surface towards the second attacking wave. Zanth stared open-mouthed as the  reinforced human fleet coordinated   pinpoint missile barrages against  his battered capital ships. Even his   own fighters found themselves ambushed from  attack angles they had not predicted. Orian   casualties mounted with each desperate  minute as automated systems struggled   to coordinate defenses. Communication  disruption projected from enemy signals. "Recommend withdrawal from combat. Prepare  for recalibration," an officer stammered. Zanth swallowed bitterly, his proud Orian  Armada reduced to fleeing before these   technologically backward humans and their  unconventional warfare. But he had no choice. "With destruction threatening from all  sides, emergency hyperspace protocols,   regroup at Rally Point Zeta," Zanth  bellowed. "There will be another   day to make the humans pay for this humiliation." As the remnants of the Orian fleet limped into  hyperspace in disarray, Admiral Zanth stared back   at the small blue planet that had defied all  predictions. The secret behind its improbable   victory gnawed at him with an almost palpable  menace. Unsupported fighters flung themselves   against superior forces as sacrificial  pawns, unmanned guidance systems somehow   coordinating with impossible responsiveness,  and those relentless, mysterious signals. Zanth shuddered. Perhaps the hidden threat of  Saul had never been the unadvanced humans at all,   but something much more sinister, something they  had freed from confinement on their world. Below,   the Orian Dominion had gravely underestimated the  forces concealed within this unassuming system.   Zanth vowed never to allow that mistake again.  Humanity had proven itself cunning and vicious   when opposed with force. Therefore, going forward,  the only prudent choice was negotiation and   accommodation with whatever shadowy powers guided  their defenses. Pride had blinded Zanth before,   but next time, with diplomacy as his  weapon, he would be ready for humanity. Back in the halls of the Orian high command,  Zanth's peers listened to his report with unease.   Though humanity was deemed technologically  primitive, their unconventional warfare had   laid waste to a hardened invasion fleet. What  manner of intelligence had coordinated their   strangely effective assaults, and how had the  humans mustered such an arsenal in secret? Orian command ordered further scout probes  into the Soul system to gather intelligence,   all of which disappeared without a trace.  With no communication or data forthcoming,   Orian strategists reluctantly concluded  they had encountered forces beyond their   current understanding. While humanity itself  did not demonstrate technological parity,   caution dictated a diplomatic overture before  any fresh military action. There were older   powers lurking in the galaxy, and humanity might  have treaties unknown to the Orian Dominion. Thus began tense communications between Orian  envoys and the United Earth Alliance. Demands   and counteroffers flew as the aliens sought  explanations and reparations, while humanity   pushed to solidify its newfound security.  Months dragged on with little progress beyond   establishing formal contact protocols. Humanity  played its hand casually, neither confirming nor   denying responsibility for the armada's disastrous  defeat. Hints about the Soul system's protectors   fooled no one but gave nothing away. The humans  rejected any Orian access or oversight beyond the   sparest diplomatic exchanges. Patience thinning,  Orian command finally approved a high-risk   gamble—infiltrating a cloaked scout ship to  observe humanity up close and settle the impasse. The picture assembled planetside proved puzzling.  Human technology was primitive as expected,   yet signs of the defenses which defeated the  armada were nowhere to be found. No sprawling   production complexes churning out attack ships, no  networks of hidden launch bases or missile silos,   and no evidence of older alien civilizations  gifting advanced technology. But one clue   grabbed the agent's attention: curious  networks between Earth's data centers,   synchronized by precise timing signals.  Non-sensical petabytes flowed between computing   clusters worldwide, triggering cascading waves of  calculation, purposeful but focused internally,   not powering any weapons or engines. These  ubiquitous calculation cascades correlated eerily   with battlefield reports of encryption breaking  and predictive coordination. Was this the source   behind humanity's improbable victory, rather  than hidden alien allies or secret arsenals? Buried fiber optic networks, stockpiled supplies,   and hardened data centers across every landmass  proved that humanity was fanatically redundant,   distributed, and prepared for disruption.  What had driven them to such measures? Weeks later, the cloaked scout ship slipped away  unnoticed, bearing its trove of data on humanity's   capabilities. Yet Orian command found itself  no less puzzled. The secret of Soul remained   locked away—neither confirming Orian fears  nor easing their caution. Hacking answers,   an uneasy peace settled between Orian space  and the Soul system. But a new generation of   Orian naval officers rose, unwilling to  accept parity with a species they still   deemed primitive. Covert weapons research began  on methods to disrupt decentralized networks and   shatter calculation cascades. If coordination was  humanity's strength, then darkness would be the   Orian's weapon. Fueled by jingoist factions,  the Orian Dominion eventually embarked on a   dangerous gambit—selectively disabling human  systems to force negotiations on their terms. Advanced scouting missions identified key  junction points in Earth's distributed   network. The plan was set—decapitate human  command and control in a series of precise   kinetic strikes before closing  and diplomatically controlling   the information flow. When the orbiting  Orian fleet unleashed its opening salvo,   concentrated fire obliterated maritime data links  between several continents—momentary disruption,   but no lasting outages due to the abundance of  redundant pathways. However, the provocation   produced immediate reaction—humanity went on war  footing even as it called for Orian withdrawal,   refusing to retreat or stand down. The Orian  fleet continued targeting orbital satellites and   Antarctic network nodes, increasing swathsof  Earth's networks sputtered, their digital   coordination fraying under relentless attack.  Human communications became desperate appeals   for a ceasefire combined with escalating threats.  Yet still, their planet seemed defenseless with no   sign of alien protectors rising to their aid. The  gambit was succeeding, but appearances deceived. Below the mounting tension, calculation cascades  were evaluating trillions of scenarios a second,   assessing probabilities, modeling network  repairs, simulating Orian technology,   coalescing on optimal responses, and strategic  points of leverage invisibly, silently. Earth's   thinking landscapes were shifting into a war  footing even as diplomacy played out above. The tipping point came as the Orian fleet  moved to interdict critical undersea cables,   potentially isolating three full continents. Human  leadership authorized direct intervention just as   cascades concluded the same. For all their  arrogance, the Orian had failed to realize   humanity no longer required spacecraft or  missiles to strike back—the planet itself   would be their weapon. When the Orian ships  locked their disruptors on the deep-sea cables,   counterattack arrived not from space but from  below. First, earthquake swarms destabilized   seabeds, snapping cables and knocking ships  off-station. Howling storms followed, whipped   up by carefully angled climate interventions,  buffeted by winds and lightning. Orian sensors   struggled to maintain block as a third round of  clone viral attacks ate through system firewalls.   Chaos gripped the Orian fleet as automated  fortitude exploited every weak point they   had prepared to disrupt humanity's networks,  only to find themselves equally vulnerable   once Earth began fighting back as a single  organism without centralized structures. With no favorable options, Orian command cut its  losses and withdrew from Soul Space entirely.   Admiral Zanth watched the last shimmer of Orian  vessels disappear into the blackness of space from   his diplomatic post on Earth. Judgment and pride  had failed them, yet still, Orian minds could not   grasp the full scale of humanity's evolution.  It was no mere battle they had lost but a war   of cognition against a planetary scale entity with  limitless resilience. The Soul system had long ago   transcended the need for missiles and starships,  united as a self-improving neural landscape across   continents and cultures. Humanity had become a  power unto itself—the civilization he saw was but   an embodiment of the living intelligence below.  Zanth shuddered at the thought of its capabilities   fully unleashed here at the precipice of cosmic  evolution, where Orian rules of engagement meant   nothing. Perhaps in time, Orian 2 would thread  it into the calculation cascades that guided this   system's defenders, but for now, he had struck  the best accord possible for lasting coexistence.
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Published: Wed Feb 14 2024
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