ASMR - Turning you into a Vampire...The scientific way!

good evening mortal Don't Be Afraid today is the first day of the rest of your life you have chosen to be a vampire but first do you have the appropriate fee just that thank you these are very fine did your vampire Patron give these to you they look to be rare crowns English crowns a fine year indeed I haven't seen one of those since the 50s so we have one 2 3 4 5 6 78 9 and 10 yes this will be adequate not the most amount someone has paid I will tell you that but this will get us started and do you have your letter of recommendation from your vampire Patron here very fine Venetian paper and his Wax Seal is of a house that is very well regarded in vampiric society so let us have a read see what it says to whom it may concern I hereby decree that I Victor Ravenswood of the high Moore vampire our clan pledge my mentorship guidance and support to this Mortal who wishes to transcend into our Undead Society I vow to show them the ways of our society to teach them the dangers and to steer them away from any wrongdoing I pledge this now and forever and be held accountable for any actions they do that are deemed punishable by vampire law sincerely yours V Ravenswood a glowing recommendation I am impressed well everything seems to be in order we can get started I'd like to First tell you a little history about our establishment here this is the only only establishment in the United Kingdom that offers the purest and most reliable transformation into a vampire gone are the barbaric days of biting Mortals and turning them into a vampire it is deemed a fetish in our society nowadays and because Mortals have romanticized it so much to the point of nausea it is often a joke told at vampire sarees or feeding get togethers and not to mention that it is absolutely unbearably messy and unsanitary and smelly and your carpets get ruined and not to mention the fairly obvious scars that it leaves that never truly heal despite what the soall plastic surgeons or should I call them Undertakers claim that they can do completely useless if you're trying to run away from a vampire hunter or angry mob or just blending with Society but anyway I digress before we proceed I need to make sure that this is exactly what you want there's no turning back now if you do change your mind you'll end up being food for myself and my colleagues here I'm only joking really who would believe you ever came here people would think you are absolutely mad and you would be committed to an insane as but really is this what you want good well in that case I have a couple of questions that I will need to ask you just for formalities I'm sure your vampire Patron have been has been over these a million times with you but I need you for paperwork reasons so just bear with me okay so have you started your day toight sleeping pattern good and have you started to sever all ties with friends family and loved ones good and have you been replacing your solid foods with the hemoglobin meal replacement shakes mhm morning noon and night good which ones did you get a positive or B positive my favores the B positive and have you sold all of your worldly possessions good and have you removed all religious spiritual or otherwise artifacts from your household or your new place of dwelling good and have you conducted a land survey on your new dwelling or existing dwelling to check for ancient burial grounds or ancient spiritual lines okay you'll need to do that fairly soon um you know because time's [ __ ] on a little bit okay so have you removed all toxic substances like garlic silver or wooden pointy things from your household um anything pointy is something that could impale you either accidentally or intentionally so I would just suggest rounding things off with a a file or some sandpaper or something or just removing them entirely from your house and have you blocked out all of your windows with black outlines or have you built a purpose um B basement or windowless room to your house to house your coffin yes I understand that you're quite poor so I imagine black outlines would be the way to go for you or you could use just paint that could be an option but it looks a little bit suspicious to the outside world you can um buy blackout blinds fairly cheaply now on on eBay I heard that's quite a good place to get them maybe it's something your vampire Patron could lend you and have you bought your coffin which one did you get yeah that that's a nice one pretty simple stuff not very comfortable I would say I have the state-ofthe-art plush velvet lining and I've just recently had installed a uh little mini LCD TV screen on my lid coffin lid as well it's amazing surround sound throughout just Lush and have you replaced all your mirrors with vampire glass ones yeah I kind of assumed you're not really a mirror kind of person okay that's fine okay so that's it for question is did your vampire Patron tell you about your fake death mhm yes we will need to give you a completely different identity completely new you will need a new passport a new social security number driving license Starbucks card the works so for that to happen we need to Stage your death and for the fee that you paid it only really really covers the very basic uh death and funeral combo package um if you pay a little bit more you can have like a more elaborate death but this one just covers suicide car accident or drowning again if you wanted something fancy like one of my clients who came in here he wanted to be pierced Through the Heart by a stingray who who wants that that's little bit imaginative I would say so anyway would you want suicide car accident or drowning you don't actually have to go through with it so don't worry about which one you choose it's just whichever one would be easiest on your family and your loved ones to accept okay that's fine okay and your funeral obviously church services are out of the question obviously because you would have to be in your coffin in order for people to believe you are actually dead so we can't have you in a cof coffin in a church because as soon as you set foot you'd burst into flames so a crematorium would probably be the best bet for you but obviously we would pull you out before you actually went into the Flames so to say crematorium okay you will of course get a uh death certificate from our coroner he's a mortal who works on the inside and we um pay him a substantial fee per year to um issue us our death certificate so everything will be above board all in order mhm okay so how many people do you expect will be coming to your funeral Des despite having tied um seable ties with your friends and family of course okay so you didn't have many friends did you that's a shame okay and what sort of flowers okay that's a little bit feminine don't you think no absolutely you can have whatever you like and do you have a will at all yes okay you'll have to just give a copy of that to our legal department to sort out because any monetary items will need to go to our society I'm afraid mhm no you can't leave anything to your friends and family I'm afraid yes I know that sounds suspicious but in order for our society to keep going and this estabish establishment to keep going we need to um you know have some sort of patronage so to say yes it's it's standard procedure mhm okay no that's fine just leave it on your way out that's fine or if you pop in next week okay okay anything else in particular you would like sorry you said black horses you know they they'll be extra right I personally think they're a little bit tacky but know each to do our own so if you think everything is in order and you have understood everything that I have told you today if you can just sign this disclaimer yes in your own time it's fine this is just to uh formally bind you to the vampiric society you've understood and read everything that you have need you need to you have a copy of the um vampire society's handbook mhm you finished it already bloody hell well that's good going I haven't actually finished reading it yet but um good on you that's good you must have plenty of time on your hands but yes as you know this book is the dos and don'ts of our society so no biting Mortals um turning in people into vampires yourself you know beware of vampire Hunters sun exposure times you know all those things you've read it you know so you've signed that now is that in order okay excellent good okay good I didn't know that was like your last name that's nice okay perfect okay so in order to Stage your death we need to actually book that in today so we can start all the preparations for you so how does a week on Monday sound good you're not doing anything that day you have to be free for the whole day okay fine um so your death will take place a week from Monday and then your funeral depending on autopsy results coroner certificates it'll probably be two to three weeks after that so I would just clear your calendar for the rest of the month okay I don't suppose you're a very busy person after all okay so we will begin the procedure in just a moment I just need to run through um the steps that we will be taking first of all I'm sure your vampire Patron has walked you through this a million times but but I have to do it for protocol so we will drain all of your mortal blood and have that chilled and sent off to the blood banks where it can be purchased by vampiric clientel did I tell you about not drinking your own mortal blood well don't because it is potentially fatal it leaves you completely weak and vulnerable to vampire Hunter sunlight garlic holy water not to mention it is completely toxic to you and you could die so please don't ever make that mistake okay so anyway we will drain your mortal blood to the point of death where your heartbeat stops and then we will transfuse the vampire blood into your system okay so in terms of vampire blood this is your one and you could only afford peasant vampire blood for now I know that sucks excuse the pun but in Millennia you will eventually strengthen up um or you can pay for an upgrade lots of people do that um they can upgrade to Royal even Noble blood it's a little bit pricey but it's definitely worth it trust me peasant blood is just really bog standard lower class vampires I would say it's not the purest blood ever but hey you wanted to be a vampire so this is all you could afford so anyway we will transfuse that into your system and then after that you will go on your Merry way and you'll be looked after by your Patron for the first year of your vampire life and then after that you run your own okay good so let's get started shall we okay you comfy good I can hear your heart racing are you a little bit nervous okay well this will hurt a lot so um you have every right to be nervous really well let me just prepare my things I'll pop on some gloves as well you are thinking why don't I bite you if I can hear your heart so well well since that 500 years ago no it's not even that long I'd say about a hundred years ago the vampiric society bought in the new legislation that a vampire couldn't bite a mortal anymore and turn them into a vampire there were so many lawsuits of recently turned vampires who were suing the vampiric society because it wasn't what they wanted um to be turned into a vampire and really I don't blame them um at first I rejected being a vampire and well if you've lived as long as I have you kind of get used to it but hey I do miss my family and the Sun and the beach and the sunrise but okay that's just me okay so how this goes is kind of similar to how you would give blood or how you would have a blood test as a mortal so I would be inserting a needle into your arm then transfusing the blood out and then once you are at the brink of death I will put um another needle in your other arm and start transfusing the vampire blood okay mhm so any arm pick one so I have this very very fine needle here you probably can't see it so super fine okay this um and this is going to hurt a lot and you might pass out which is normal um so don't say I didn't warn you okay are you ready good adjust yeah stings sorry okay so now we're just going to bring oh the lovely moral juicy out control yourself control yourself control yourself okay H yep you'll just sit there you can um pump your fist if you like it kind of quickens up the process a little bit okay and I'm just going to listen to your heart just to see when it stops we don't want to um bring you to the point where we can't resuscitate you or the uh vampire blood can't resuscitate you in the uh first days of this practice um unfortunately um a lot of people died um and we couldn't bring them back but that's okay because we just drank their blood anyway that's how it's done now days if you ever wondered why we don't bite people we just kidnap them and instead they go missing we drain their blood and you know we use uh the remains to feed our dogs make handbags shoes um you know all kinds of things none of it goes to waste so it's okay um the blood banks are always full there's so many missing people anyway so there's too many humans on the planet don't you agree anyway let's listen to your heart okay that's good nice deep breath just relax it's like falling asleep okay you're doing really good you're starting to look a little bit pale that's fine just let go nice deep breaths your heartbeat is slowing down nicely good yes few more seconds now just think of all the things you're going to be able to do now you're imortal did you know in time vampires have special powers too I even heard the oldest one can fly or become invisible or change their appearance at whim I'm not at that stage yet unfortunately okay we're just about there okay hello can hear me good he's out God what a cry baby not sure I want this guy in our vampire Society seems so weak all right vampire blood in looks good yeah tasty okay blood in okay good and now we wait hey hey hello hey you still with me there you are congratulations you're a vampire yes the um redness in your eyes that fades in a couple of hours it's just the sensation of becoming a new vampire it's just the blood just working its way through your body it's nothing to be worried about mhm and your jaw you feel sensitivity in your jaw and your mouth that's fine as well it's just your teeth just rearranging themselves ready for your fangs to come through again this is fairly painful procedure I would say so lots of rest lots of um blood make sure your fluids are up you I would say take painkillers but you're a vampire so they wouldn't work on you but we have Alternatives here in our vampire Society so I would see the pharmacist before you leave she's just downstairs to the left so you can just go see her I'll write you out a prescription okay okay doie so as you climatize um you will need to eat so I cannot stress this enough you will need to have a proper feed in the next 48 hours because if you don't well it's pretty bad you are at your most vulnerable at the moment so if you get pounced on by a vampire hunter or if you're exposed to the sun it's good night you because you are so weak and vulnerable I will leave you a bag of this delicious blood it's a positive listen to it makes me hungry I forgot to eat lunch today so I'm pretty hungry right now this is for you I've got mine in the fridge so feed on that as soon as you get home your vampire Patron will have to sub you blood for the next few weeks until you can get on your feet and get a job and get back into society um you vampire Patron will have access to the blood banks um but I wouldn't outstay his Hospitality too much I've known Victor for a long time and he gets very grumpy very quickly if you kind of um take advantage of his Hospitality so don't do that make sure you uh get on your feet and start working and make sure to feed your body will tell you when you need to okay so you will need some SPF cream from the pharmacist downstairs as well as painkillers and as your skin gradually loses all of its color and you turn paler you will need to I mean it's up to you but you may need to go and get a spray turned on because um Mortals would think you are um either a goth or there's something wrong with you if your skin is so pale and you like start to mingle with people so I would recommend you getting a spray tan on and I know a wonderful um spray tan therapist over at the ncran bar and if you go to her and you say that I sent you she'll give you a discount I'm sure so is your vampire Patron waiting for you out in the lobby good I'll get him to come fetch you in a moment just I'll give you a minute just to climatize it's all really like whoa bit overwhelming at the moment you can probably hear so many more things than what you did you can smell so many more things you can see so many more things it truly is wonderful being a vampire and being Immortal so I truly hope you enjoy life as a vampire like I say there's no turning back now really so this is it pretty much but I hope you enjoy life or Undead life I forget which it is but I guess I'll be seeing you around well probably not because we are in different Social Circles I mean you're clearly a peasant vampire at the moment I'm kind of like middle borderline nobility so it would be very damaging on my reputation if I was seen with you really but if I see you are kind of like look in your general direction I won't talk to you or anything like that until you become Noble or um higher born um yeah so I'll just see you around then okay so enjoy immortality and I'll see you next week for your death and the following week for your funeral too okay so enjoy being a vampire and you

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Length: 31min 8sec (1868 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 29 2017