Asmongold Tries NOT To Quit Elden Ring (ft. Mcconnell)

okay here we go time to have some fun there it is big damage there it is moving out of that there it is perfect now i'm afraid wait did he get me no no no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] maybe we should use the horse because like if i use the horse against this boss i feel like i've got i've got such a massive advantage whenever i'm on the horse hey it's your boy we got him let me explain what just happened there the game thought it would be impossible for somebody to put in the amount of pressure that i just put in on that boss and it was like man nobody can play it the way that he's playing it right now we don't even need to program a stagger mechanic because it's impossible to stagger this boss no no one could stagger this boss meanwhile i stagger the boss you're gonna hit me with the whirly kick you think i can't handle a pizza get the [ __ ] out i'm gonna kill this [ __ ] let's go i'm just not gonna make any mistakes no no no no we're having fun don't worry about that yeah there it is it's dead see that that's easy you just do it you just had to beat the boss without making a single mistake and play everything perfectly without doing anything wrong yo you missed the uh hidden wall where is it is that right okay it's right here i got it okay no all right it's gonna be right over here i don't think there's a hidden wall mcconnell oh okay i'm pretty sure there's not yeah yeah that's it's the rectangle one guys guys are you really gonna bait me into hitting every single one of these you know eventually someone's going to make a video that's just called elden ring hidden walls and it's going to be a 20 minute long video of just a guy giving every single hidden wall in the game uh-huh and so what about before then what do we do before then well just don't worry about it half the fun of the game is exploring and obviously you can't hit every single [ __ ] wall that would take way too long but you know why do you say it would take too long you don't have that kind of time you're a busy businessman that runs an organization i would never hit every single wall trying to find which wall it is i would never do that i have a lot of other things to do that are more important than that and i have more important things to do with my time and i would never so i hit every single wall and um nothing happened at all hey you know who you should kill what who radon i don't know who that is yeah i'll beat radom whenever i need to i'll just i'll just get him down and that'll be it you know like it'll be easy why is she standing like that damn she's ugly as hell why the hell did i help her okay no try luring out try range battle why would i do that oh i don't need to worry about it guys i don't need to worry about it it's going to be fine oh yeah those guys yeah so what i'm thinking about doing is like remember like how i told you i had that strategy where i use like two really big weapons and i hit the boss with both weapons at the same time yeah and i take off all my armor that's what i'm going to do and and this is this is this is the end game right here wait what i can stagger this i bet i don't think i can stagger this i'm just dead okay okay dude [ __ ] those mobs okay all right no it's there's no reason to worry about it guy like i mean listen guys it's okay the thing is like i'm gonna i'm gonna take off the weapons now because the thing is that these weapons uh they serve one purpose okay and that purpose was not achieved there so there's no reason for me to continue using them right now now i will go back and use them again but it's just not right now that's all okay killing these good all right i just want to kill them as fast as i [ __ ] can man kill them which one right there mister oh the pot i've never seen that one because dude they love the pot i don't know if they put that in there just because this game or what but anytime you see that guy in the stream they're just gonna it's like a [ __ ] you know it's a thing marco polo type [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that i'm just not gonna loot it like i know that's a that's that's a mob right because like i it's just like an it's like this is like a cartoon from back in the day right we're like this one is obviously what's gonna be animated because it's not part of the background watch oh wait what all three wow wow get potted get potted he's so long man okay let's get out of here that's really bad i'm dead okay capper demon wait what okay i'm alive don't you [ __ ] say anything don't you [ __ ] say anything don't you say [ __ ] minus minus 40 was it 42 or 22. it was a lot dude there's a lot that was a lot i just lost all of that i i cannot [ __ ] believe that happened to me like i can't believe this game dude like this game is just it's a it's a bug like that was 100 a bug you literally didn't keep going well i can't make that jump i know for a fact i can't make that jump man wait you didn't think you could jump to the [ __ ] yeah but that's different because there was a marker over there well there's a mark over there too maybe i can't do it maybe i can do it i am pretty good at this game um i can horse let me get a running start maybe i go over there i'm gonna go over there i'm going over there fine it's fine it's fine i just roll can i roll yeah that's a lot better thank you okay let's go this way nice does that a lava boy yeah it sure is all right he's dead that's a boss area that's a 100 boss area oh yeah that's a definite boss area right there you know it i know it everybody knows it i thought for sure okay well that's great okay um all right give me a minute give me a minute give me a minute let's get out of here how much health does this thing have wait this isn't even a boss dude i know that but it's a boss he's literally trying to walk away from me oh okay there's an attack from that okay i didn't know that oh man my mouse is [ __ ] up on me it's fine holy [ __ ] that was a real [ __ ] that was a real [ __ ] gentlemen let me tell you something damn that's a fat boy damn that's a fat boy oh my god that's a fat boy that's a fat boy all right all right all right all right i figured it out i figured out how to beat him damn it would be crazy if i could heal at the right time huh damn he fast [Music] [ __ ] jesus christ all right oh my god this one of his moves moves a belly like a belly push okay all right we bait let's bait the big boy bait the big boy bait the big boy bait the big boy come on big boy there it is what what is this is this burger king mode here it is dude oh my god whoa what the [ __ ] was that i just want to get away i just want to get away i just want to get away just let me get away from you okay i didn't think you could hit me like that okay why am i making the same mistakes why do i make the same mistakes dude jesus what is this new world okay so i can't do that i can't run at an angle okay all right all right this is where we win [Music] this is big boy time that's big boy time all right let's go okay all right let's focus focusing come here big boy you're gonna do it you know you're gonna do it why did i make that same mistake well actually i know why i thought i'd be able to hit him there she [Music] bro he's such a big oh my god [ __ ] i can't get hit i just i bro i feel like the hardest part about this fight is getting stuck on a wall man like that's the hardest part of the fight because like that ledge you can't walk into that ledge that [ __ ] [ __ ] me around i can't i can't elaborate but it gets worse no it doesn't watch watch watch i'm i'm i'm uh i'm gonna come at him i'm gonna come out a big heart i'm gonna come out a big hard why you think this guy is gonna have a problem uh oh man watch this watch this watch watch me go in on him watch me go in on him i'm actually glad i died there because my entire brain like it's like i was running two processes in my brain right like imagine my brain's computer process number one kill boss process number two get souls back now i was so into process number two i couldn't [ __ ] think about process number one it's gonna be fine like why am i even worried about it oh my god that that range one more attempt with the swords and then i'm actually i think i might just have to get good and like i was gonna hope to cheese him but if i can't cheese him i'm gonna have to actually just play the fight the right way yeah if i get your foreskin back no it's okay yeah i got got man i did i did dodge sideways i'm not planning on dodging you think i'm wearing these these [ __ ] swords to dodge dodges or cars man okay um my uh my button didn't work straight up my button didn't work [Music] man if i can't stagger him with two hits i feel like this is just not going to happen man you aren't dodging anything yeah it's stopped fat rolling i feel like this is a mistake i'm going to do one more attempt because i actually feel like i'm getting really close oh how how is he so big [Music] oh my god dude he just doesn't care i just i i no what no i i had clicked i had clicked the button and it didn't work all right this is not going to work i'm just going to put on my other armor and do it right yeah i'm going to put it put on my other armor and do it right okay because like the thing is that in the pc version of this game half the time that i right click to do a jump attack or i click to do a jump attack it just simply does not register true like it just it literally does not register there's no it's not like any other kind of [ __ ] or anything like that yo it just it literally just does not register the attacks you click too early that's why it shouldn't matter why if i click too early it shouldn't make a difference if i click at all and i'm in a jump animation it should know that i do it like the other games don't have that all right let's go it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i'm just going to fight him anyway all right pork boy let's go let's go pork boy it's me and you [Music] i think i never did smog think i couldn't handle you i think i couldn't see i [ __ ] it up there again it happened again he's gonna do it again okay [Music] it's gonna be really good if i can get around him here yeah three two one it's two come on pork boy come on [ __ ] you pork boy suck a dick [Music] no shuffle shuffle fatty no [Music] done skewered like a pig suck on my dick let's go buddy i don't have time for that time time for that bulls [ __ ] [ __ ] you think i'm gonna get his yeah i'm gonna get i'm gonna get got by him uh oh man no shot what's that weapon dude let me see what it is is it cool tell me it's cool let's see if it's cool let's see if it's a cool cool weapon or not where it be uh where the weapon at i don't even see it oh it's this one here it's a it's a dexterity weapon it's just it's a thrust it's just a thruster man like oh [ __ ] where's the big weapon man i need a big weapon it's got a big sword like let's go looking around yeah there's nothing here okay we're rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling roll uh-uh [ __ ] uh-uh [ __ ] uh ah [ __ ] uh-uh [ __ ] uh-uh [ __ ] give me that that's a five what about six wait what oh i'm dead uh okay great uh all right so oh no it's nothing it's just a it's just a dragon who cares like what is this he's not even doing anything wait god devouring serpent wait that's 600 damage his health didn't even move i can't even hit him i i can't hit him i'm dead like i'm i'm dead i'm dead i i know i'm dead like this is just i'm dead this guy's like he's like 20 000. wait i rolled out of that all right all right i can take care of him i can beat him i can beat him this is easy boss it's easy boss yeah i i don't know how to do that one that i tried to jump where was wait what wait what i'm so confused don't kill him there's a quest wait so i shouldn't kill him they're saying don't kill don't kill so should i wait and kill him later on okay listen that boss is super easy with the pole arm i don't even need to worry about it so i'm not going to worry about i'll i'll kill him later on okay honestly i i got i got to call it i have a [ __ ] headache i've had a headache for like five hours and i can't keep talking i'm tired we're gonna start tomorrow and i'm gonna get online early and we're gonna keep playing this game thank you guys all so much for watching i really [ __ ] appreciate it thank you thank you thank you guys [Music] foreign

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Length: 24min 32sec (1472 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 06 2022