Asmongold Gets Trolled by Meme Requests (Welfare Wednesday Ep. 6)

I pause the video I want to see if I can do that okay okay so he goes he goes out all right all right he puts his feet now I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it right now [ __ ] so he puts his feet just a second okay so you taking a [ __ ] or dancing okay okay all right let's if we have one of those like I would say that's not necessarily look that's really borderline iik it's a be cow mooing that in the field you make me feel so goddamn real okay I feel like that should be a song that came from my 2005 YouTube always sec it reminds me of that yeah it's a bit of a Normie meme I would say do I have to just like play this again please don't make me play the baby cow again baby [ __ ] okay all right just give me a second all right we've got to watch it listen man you've gotta donate twice okay like that's it you got donate twice because I point this song twice so this way it goes all right now the next video should play right just like a five second delay and then the video plays I don't know what about it just felt so good back it really did just streaming on my tour in the morning playing pub sheet getting shot through a [ __ ] wall like my favorite my favorite song about the stranger that song always puts me in a better mood is it does it make me gay if I think the part like you're the diversion of this was like it feels right it feels like the way that it should be no just by well the thing is like I'm not even gay I just feel like like I don't know I just it just feels more it feels right why are these just not working I I don't know why why can't I can't nothing do right how the [ __ ] is this working delay between video should be three seconds should be three [ __ ] seconds here we go do it you know you want to do it just [ __ ] do it that was really you know what that's so accurate I feel like there are so many people that play be ours that feel that exact same way see this is right there see that that's the 12-year olds you know and you're sitting there and you're some kid building a house and all you're trying to do is pop them off but it just keeps building houses and you can't shoot through all the houses we ran out of ammo and then the new game comes out [ __ ] anymore dude Yeah right yeah [ __ ] right there's no way I'm gonna play that dog [ __ ] ass game is it really if please work please just please just work just work can I just get one day where I have no technical difficulties drive just one day one [ __ ] day okay let me try to fast-forward this again Jesus is the brain if Jesus is everything then Jesus would be the bread but Jesus would also be poop so I don't really know how that line of logic would work did she have a mustache to move your hand wait what the kind of kids that laugh at that are the same ones that get bored during a vine they get like three seconds into it now I got this is taking too long setups too long I'm done I'm done I'm going over to something else I don't have time for this really I don't know why this isn't like why oh man like how can i how am i smile i --q i'm enjoying watching them voices what the [ __ ] wait did I never get to watch that oh my god when did swifty turned into a cyclops what the [ __ ] was that okay alright what what the [ __ ] let me watch that again wait now it was that Kingdom Hearts I'm assuming that it was Kingdom Hearts right yeah that was actually pretty funny okay wait oh it's work that's a beefy boy holy [ __ ] are they supposed to be that fat I think seals are supposed to be fat like that right yeah they are okay good cuz like whenever I see like a fat cat I kind of feel bad okay is it working thank God okay [Music] [Laughter] yesterday I read this is my inspiration for ninja looting just seeing this dude steal all their [ __ ] and how mad they were I would play this song in my head whenever I would steal something from somebody dude this video is like you guys see the video he leaves his guild and then he immediately rejoins another guild he says [ __ ] you guys that's it I'm done they had $1 donated $1 donated $1 donated $1 $200 right nobody's had like two billion dollars right I mean and if you have by the way hey boy no is that the first day oh wait why is wait what so why is it there oh I know what this is were you thinking about I know what this is was I thinking about playing some weave [ __ ] down did I am playing a week just like seeing all those cups together really is kind of weird for me to see like this is my okay see this is what I was talking about this is exactly what I was talking about Monster Hunter OST like does anybody actually give a [ __ ] about this no nobody cares like it's so short we're not even going to skip it cuz it's like it's not even worth skipping I'm actually worried if I skip it it'll mess it up so listen nobody cares about these stupid [ __ ] songs okay III this game is dope like listen thanks man please stop donating the [ __ ] music videos and especially with like a that that's so dumb you see somebody a 20% don't execute by the way I wanna let you guys know that part of the video I completely improv like I didn't plan that at all I just thought of it what the [ __ ] oh it's you yo oh come on man okay decent enough oh it's pub G oh no no you know what's gonna happen you know what's gonna happen what's wait holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that how do you have a clown in pub G is that real ho man who knows no wait how that's crazy what the [ __ ] it's a skin now man I've stopped playing the game for like a year and everything changes you've got killer for a killer Klowns this is the best game ever by the way starfox 64 gimme give me a time machine back to early 2018 so I can laugh at that like what was that League my balls like I I what what the [ __ ] is this league my balls give me a break dude I will always start laughing at League my jokes two years from now at this point to me Harambee jokes have begun to start getting funny to me but they're they haven't been funny until now because it's to say it was it was too mainstream I can't laugh at things that are mainstream no boring game trailers or you're skipped really yes really nobody wants to see somebody with an agenda to get me played get me to play their shitty [ __ ] game that I have to pretend to be excited about for six seconds I don't want actually it's worse it's like two minutes I have to sit there and be like wow this looks cool this is exciting I wonder what kind of game this would be and I'm thinking in my head holy [ __ ] this is awful this is ruining the stream I hate this game I'm never gonna play this at all my entire life god I just want to go play apex what is this trash alright here we go okay we gotta watch this one again guys okay it's even funnier the second time don't do it do not get in there do not oh no there's no [ __ ] way dude there's no [ __ ] way like you would die like I swore to it there's no way you thought you would [ __ ] die there's no way because I remember watching the thing and it said if you did that you were gonna die like how can it like you get hypothermia or something like that try it on streem bro like if the pool if like there's a public pool it's probably too cold for me man I got hate going in cold water is this not working again when was the last time I want to ask you guys when was the last time that I had a stream that everything worked never it was probably about two and a half months ago where I have a stream by camera didn't die Mike didn't die Internet didn't die I didn't have to restart the stream at the beginning due to audio problems media share worked YouTube videos were playing correctly like I genuinely don't know if that's ever happened before that wasn't funny at all like that was just those not those dumb anonymous dono well yeah I mean who would want to be identified by oh yeah that's the guy that donated the shitty Full Metal Jacket animate video give me a [ __ ] break alright oh it's working okay is it working okay wow I guess that's America right okay it's gets going now [Music] do we really have to do that one like who does that like who makes money off of doing it I don't even understand like you think about this whole things [ __ ] that [ __ ] hurt by the way like that legitimately [ __ ] hurt me like wow okay all right should be working now yeah chance there's a grass under there of course is gonna be deeper okay I would be pretty amazed by snow for the first time to like in Texas it never snows on top I remember watching this in high school yes pretty good II think you just better go to you hey you okay I remember related the most of this character man this is my favorite one well obviously it's a it's an act but it's still [ __ ] funny maybe I learned it from this video I just thought of that I used to take the keyboard hit myself an ad with it it was really fun cut open the classicism [Music] I'll be honest I thought the cat was cocaine they skipped the part with the teacher running in there from the other room screaming what the hell are you doing in here I remember doing stupid [ __ ] like that in my high school and it always got derailed we got in trouble so many [ __ ] times trust me when you find this game out Sam hiya dude your little [ __ ] nuts are gonna start quaking Betty you know and that's gonna be quaking I want to play that game just had that little feeling you ever get that funny little that kind of feeling that vuja de you know not days you don't know a day this is the strange feeling that somehow none of this has ever happened before by the way this is our 200th show in a series of 114 and is dedicated to the st. Louis home for the totally far honestly like I really like George Carlin but those weren't even that good like George Carlin is [ __ ] hilarious [Music] I'm on ironically like the crab right now this part I'm not really as big of a fan of but um it feels like it's just too much it's too much of a twitch meme and it's not like funny because it's just it's it's so like weird right it's got like this weird gay guy weebs are gone the crab I don't know it's a little too much look at my African American over here look at him are you the greatest you know what I'm talking about okay I laugh at that or not I I'm so worried about laughing at that because I don't want to get in trouble that wasn't funny I didn't Wow alright boys round of applause we've gotten five minutes without having an annoying weave video let's reset the counter back down to zero okay yeah there are not [Music] [Applause] [Music] wait what the [ __ ] [Music] this is just poorly lip-sync that this isn't the actual lyrics is it there's no way it's not right if these are the actual lyrics no longer the US Army SSR failed visit this is terrible song sucks of course it's not real yeah yeah okay it's not they didn't have room this back then yeah they didn't have room was back then all right that's it I'm done I know I know what it was yeah that's that's completely false did not happen requested by Stalin oh I didn't even notice that yeah the only thing surprising about that is that there was anything green on his place I love books and this basement oh this is like the 600 pound guy that played fort night all day this guy looks like a boss in a Final Fantasy game we're not Final Fantasy on PlayStation cool indeed like like a PlayStation 2 game like straight up gee thanks the blue she's a smart little girl what does he she can do whatever she wants this is the male version of honey Boogaloo she can do it in our family she's the queen and we're sorry people well what's he gonna do about the baby nice to you but now I'm coming to your face I promise you one thing okay if you do not have at least one food that you like I will buy you a piece of junk is that a deal this oh he's moving out since they took away his bacon Curtis what she can't run those little high heels all right y'all I mean at a certain point man you got to put your foot down and tell the woman how it is she's gonna take away your bacon you're gonna let paint ball guys looking for a great way to shave your head in 90 seconds with no Nick's or cuts check out the all-new pitfall from skull shaver like of all the things like why you have to put that in there now your name come eat come on thunk I like that I give my stuff no don't eat get BK BK like well man Hado well what's wrong with the internet like this is all I see nowadays of these this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is my whole life okay okay III got it all right that's a little bit weird but okay I'm not a big fan of the Wii holy [ __ ] today on an all-new dr. Phil you're ugly you are disgusting I'm gonna kill you give me $200 I want the money I'll raise enough hell til you give in and give it to me what are you thinking me now [ __ ] okay dude I love dr. Phil now I don't know what it is that's the best commercial I've ever seen for that guy my fellow Americans here's Gretzky Democrats are my big beautiful wall there I am declaring a national state of emergency the good news is that I've already decided where to put this new state the bad news is that we are going to need a bigger wall thank you God bless you and God bless all 51 of these United States okay that was actually good like generally I don't care if you like Donald Trump or not that was [ __ ] funny hate that okay that was good I don't get it really like what is this guys I know this might upset some people about not rowing in the Asian girls wow this is really cool holy [ __ ] simple battery loot box oh my god he almost rolled white privilege was that a bad joke that wasn't a bad one was it how did those okay either put it in the game that clip speaks to my soul it's like somebody is out there living a parallel life to my own except for in their world League of Legends is their tormentor [Music] I don't like it I don't like it yeah I'm not a fan I think it's dumb sorry guys I'm just I guess my party pooper today it seems silly to me and uh and weird is it not okay is it gonna work now let's see if it will I won't touch anything hands are off the keyboard totally off the keyboard not touching it six and a half hours later I'm getting it to work guys don't worry okay all right that's mine keep going hopefully this is gonna work now okay no it's no it's not about them not donations or anything like that like I when your brother orders pizza for dinner what the [ __ ] whoo all right hopefully this will work okay um Remi Rick wait what wait a minute I want to see the dog say [ __ ] I feel personally offended by this video okay like I'm being personally attacked right now okay you know what that guy reminds me of is you know those grubs those gigantic grubs and Eastern Plaguelands you're just like one of those that just like you know like waddles around I don't know it's just to me it just reminds me exactly of one of those let me see I can pull it up right just give me a second okay no my [ __ ] I'm sorry but I don't feel bad about it you know what I can watch this one all day there it is man I love it Call of Duty battlefield pub G wait pule stop wait who plays battlefield I don't think anybody plays battlefield what do you mean um yeah nobody plays battlefield are you talking about sjw's do yeah that's the one that had like the robot girl with the arm there and like nobody liked it because of it what's up oh this is Star Wars okay nine-nine I'd have to be nine to think this is wrong yeah nine-nine yeah I would say like so yeah nine I would say somewhere like between like 8 to 211 yeah that would have been funny as [ __ ] I would have enjoyed it now I don't really know let me come okay here we go this is what I wanted to see okay well I don't know that's like what's wrong with my humor right I think the dog saying [ __ ] is funny but the Star Wars thing was just obnoxious to me that went me that went from being me me beat me being that went from I'm like so basically I was worried that I'd get banned and then I was just mad [Music] is that real there's no [ __ ] way that's real [ __ ] dude HQ that's [ __ ] insane like I wonder what that plant was it exploded like that maybe it was like a fertilizer plant or something like that I don't know that's insane fireworks factory was it actually like that that seems like it's actually kind of good because fireworks isn't naturally dangerous in the same way that like fertilizer or actual bombs are I don't know either way that's pretty [ __ ] cool to see that video was from ten years ago that should have died all the kids now [Music] know what's really funny being Wow not so funny exactly I've never actually watched like a full-length forsen stream I kind of want to watch one to see what it's all about can I you know what let me pause the video because I actually want to talk about a story here so I never really understood the humor and like I'm gonna pause this real quick okay just me a second deposit so I never understood the humor in like twitch chat or whatever until I actually watched Greek stream and I don't know what Greek was doing on stream like I don't [ __ ] remember I think he was playing like rust or like Grand Theft Auto or something ridiculous right that and every single thing that he would say his shat would just be just making memes out of it constantly and it reminded me so much of remember whenever you were in school and you got a substitute teacher and nobody respected the substitute teacher and you were all just sitting in the back making jokes at each other and it was actually the best class period you've ever [ __ ] had because you just sat there talking [ __ ] and just [ __ ] around the entire time meanwhile the teachers in the background talking I feel like it was exactly the same thing whenever I watched this dream I don't know why it was like it was actually kind of a weird thing because that was the only time that I ever enjoyed twitch Jen knows it the one time was watching Greek stream and I just thought it was [ __ ] hilarious I don't even know what he was saying or what he was watching I could watch it with the stream muted it would have been just as [ __ ] funny like and that's not a disagree core anything it was this chats impressive like it is [ __ ] funny like it just literally it really felt that it was good I don't know I just felt like I was back in school and there's a substitute teacher trying to teach me about something I didn't give a [ __ ] about I don't know I just want to get I want to get that off my chest I thought about that the other day I will give you some pointers for the big night so if you're feeling adventurous follow this we need a really nice robust tart what we're looking for is really nice broad the most popular bird in the country flexible body semi firm breasts but quite bouncy and then just lift up the skirt and they get excited so they look wet open up the legs to beautiful thighs three fingers get your hand and almost treat your home like it sort of whisk push your fingers in there and it's nice and moist and smelling very fragrant and that confirms she's ready for up-and-down motion that's not rocket science is it that's common sense do not be scared about the bottom don't worry that's class of the dark brown Rolls Royce part it's full of flavor so treat it with some respect and get room that was really well edited holy [ __ ] that was great like usually whenever I see these they're [ __ ] garbage but that was [ __ ] incredible didn't they rewatch that didn't they go through the script and expect people to do that and cut it out I mean I don't yeah that was a ten of ten boys holy [ __ ] that was great all this videos watcher great yeah that's amazing [Music] sometimes I watch clips of Spongebob and I realize why my dad thought it was stupid you know what that just makes me feel like [ __ ] I couldn't even get to a thousand like I couldn't even get to a thousand I mean like fake well I hope so [Applause] we got them boys we got them [Music]

Channel: CatDany — Asmongold Highlights

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Length: 34min 7sec (2047 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 23 2019