Asking Out Your Crush

so son how school going for you i don't know i guess it's fine are there any bullies do you need me to beat up anyone ha thanks but no thanks nobody really ever talks to me anyway everyone just sees me as another nerd walking down the hallway i wouldn't worry about it too much i assure you that once you finish high school everything will change i guess so but there is this one girl that i really like i want to talk to her before i lose a chance why don't you ask her out tomorrow wait really why not you're a very likable handsome young man who deserves the world what girl wouldn't want that huh i'll try to think it over tonight thanks dad no problem kiddo i'll always love you dude i'm thinking about asking hayley out wait you talking haley from 5th period yeah dude my dad came up with the idea i just don't think i have the courage to do it i really want a girlfriend bro you should totally do it you're a great kid you just have to have some confidence in yourself you know maybe you have a point i should just trip the band-aid off as soon as i can [Music] go get the girl you miss 100 of the shots you decide not to take what's the worst that can happen right hey uh hi i just wanted to say [Music] you're a very pretty girl and i was wondering if sometime we could go out look i don't know how to say this but some people are just less attractive than the average person and if i'm being totally honest you fall into that category oh okay sorry i know you're a great kid i've seen you in class doing your nerdy pre-pubescent hobbies but you just have the appearance of a [ __ ] five-year-old i get i'm ugly you don't have to keep beating the dead horse plus i'm already with the love of my life what's up gay boy oh dear god here we go again it's chad you remember me i'm the [ __ ] machine from your sixth period class i'm the guy who broke your stupid [ __ ] laptop while everyone laughed at you yes [ __ ] i remember you i see you're still a skimpy little nerdy [ __ ] who believes that the internet can make you successful while you do your dumbass geeky [ __ ] i'm busy shooting hoops and making interceptions like there's no tomorrow i'm going to make it into the nfl and if not that then i'm heading straight into the nba you do realize that the success rate of high schoolers making it into the nba is 0.03 right god there you go again with your pathetic nerdy numbers you'll never be where i'm at gay boy i'm not saying that you shouldn't try to succeed i'm just saying that you can't claim my probability of successes low but then say you're going to be drafted into the nfl the place where only the top elite players can make it well you're [Music] my pain stupid keeps me

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Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021

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