Ashnikko being a comedian for 7 minutes straight

y'all i'm jean jean ceo of jeans.com and i'm here to talk to you about your [Music] [Music] dinner you know what the best time i ever masturbated is i was in movie theater and i was watching cars too tow mater tow mater really gets me going yeah i've got double the nerf endings and your p-p if you do your [ __ ] research this would be so easy uh henry have we had any callers no no callers uh no are you sure no callers [Music] cisgender heterosexual men i'm bored of your fumbling hands it's not hard this is an uncharted land all right genie don't make me come find you king [ __ ] bought herself a new pair of tits over helping her dear mother um what's the most awkward moment you've had in the last weeks when the hell did i say that i'm awkward i feel pretty goddamn confident right now and she told me that she is getting all of grandmama's inheritance or she's gonna [ __ ] shoot me in the organs y'all want a free t-shirt y'all want a free t-shirt the first row here free t-shirts the road behind y'all get a free sticker this lot isn't even [ __ ] working this lad isn't working properly cause someone fixed this lot what is this it's not denim get off set hey y'all i'm andy ashton i'm gonna be talking y'all through some of your problems your troubles of the heart [Music] not that i don't have enough of my own but i want to see what i can do to help y'all oh we got a call we got a call we got a call hello jean-jean of jeans.com what did you just say to me i am jean of jeans.com and i will not tolerate any denim slander bring me more denim for auntie ashton my wife and i aren't having sex anymore i still find her super sexy but she won't touch me what should i do darren54 darren you can come [ __ ] me because my husband earl has had erectile dysfunction for 15 [ __ ] years i haven't had a penis inside of me in two weeks sorry mom and dad's show this is the sorry mom and dad show where sorry kids apologize to their sorry parents sorry [Music] me [Music] penis and butthole and anus and thank you very much welcome darlene hi you look fabulous darlene you look great and you're handsome ever heard of gene speak before do y'all believe in love at first sight i did so good what a wonderful performance i was blown away dear auntie ashton my husband thinks i'm fat how can i get my bikini bar back before holiday to punta cana ruth everybody is a bikini body baby i'm like putting out two [ __ ] projects um it's my best work yeah i'm really really excited i'm telling you right now you better get that confidence in check baby i want you i want you to put on that bikini and i want you to go onto the beach and i want you to love yourself all right and you know what you know what when you're in punta cana i want you to cheat on your husband i want you to cheat on your [ __ ] husband i really really think things are just gonna pop the [ __ ] off you know what i mean yes yes um this year i'm so [ __ ] psyched bro i'm going on tour with girly shelly you wanna know about a cool website etsy you can make a [ __ ] profit on etsy right now i am using my toenail clippings over the course of two years to make a mosaic my mosaic of toenails is of kim jong-un i love him talk to my manager did not sign up for this okay i need to be treated respectfully or i'm [ __ ] quitting send them the [ __ ] home i need to be treated respectfully this is my day so disrespectful so disrespectful so disrespectful i just love to play with his man boobies no no there's nothing you can do babes there's nothing you can do man or something that's okay earl do you [ __ ] hear this i've been wanting to be a circuit board but you've tied me down so i think i'll be a really good trapeze artist oh oh oh i wasted so many good years it's like an arcade game your hand is the claw the teddy bear is my orgasm that always falls you've been rubbing the same spot on my leg for 10 minutes you haven't hit it cisgender heterosexual man penis butt hole penis butt hole anus is she gone is that [ __ ] gone arle get the kids together we're going to golden crap jerry i swear to [ __ ] christ

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Length: 7min 36sec (456 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 22 2020