Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women - CONAN on TBS

Brian Williams suspended for six months he's had his problems what our take on that home purchase which the k2 Brian Williams listen we all lied abroad right come on I'm not mad at him for lie and I'm mad at him for lying in public I was in Afghanistan I did stand-up for the troops and I was on a helicopter that got shot down or was I you're saying to women you say guys lied away I'm gonna say that on the nightly news but at a bar in Hollywood where we're all you know on ecstasy and scotch a chick looks like you know with Selena Gomez I made a helicopter went down sorry I gotta stay here party your move in is fantastic yeah yeah impeccable impeccable my hella honey my helicopter went down take the cue now I'm just curious like you now what that was for the band have you you've you've lied then you've lied consistently in relationship constantly I'm the one I was not one thing I've said here is true are you know I'm trying to make it you have you everyone lies it's a human thing you want to try to get laid you lie I'll tell you what hi this is a guy's not this is the God's honest truth I was I was a club in LA about 16 years ago I made out with a chick who I told I wrote Jurassic Park there's such a that is such a specific line that is the genius of it well this was three Google's you couldn't go in the bathroom just couldn't go in the bathroom with a stupid Lindsay Lohan friends I guess that he doesn't look like him he could have gained weight well you've got you've got laid being me remember that okay you are already left you were to know I always did the show and the NBC I've been doing the show for almost 20 years yeah guys part of the reason I'm in show business which I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing with your peers yeah that really happened you would left so I told I said I miss India I was I was at about 1999 I was at a cub game I was doing stand-up in Chicago's at a cub game at Wrigley Field there were these ossified drunk smoking hot chicks in back of me who thought I was an indie director and I because they had seen me on Conan they put two and two together and came up with five I've gotten more women saying I'm Andy Richter and you know I made out I went back to the chick support when she lived and I was rolling around on a couch with her and I got I got a little further than I can't go here on TV how have you edited yourself once tonight yes no no no you're right I you deserve honesty i alright well but the problem is Andy at the time was married well I don't marry at the time honestly I'm just happy somebody's getting laid being Andy we gotta go married and I really uh I really felt bad because I just got up all she was sleeping my I I took some Chinese food out of her fridge and I left that's the classic but the thing is I never told her I wasn't Andy Richter right so you know I said you look at man if your wife ever heard anything that it was me no she didn't but now she has question you

Channel: Team Coco

Views: 606,685

Rating: 4.6915646 out of 5

Keywords: Conan O'Brien (Celebrity), CONAN, Conan (TV Program), TBS (TV Channel), Team Coco, Celebrity Interviews, Artie Lange, Women

Id: GiMG_FRSdb0

Length: 4min 31sec (271 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 25 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Still rooting for the guy,bit of a shock to see him look so bad. He's starting to look like the The Penguin from Batman returns.

[u/RedEyeFan]

He's got that huge guy noise thing going between sentences where he makes a... "heeeeeeehhhhhh" sound

[u/[deleted]]

He sounds doped up right now on the Joe Rogan Podcast. Not unexpected or anything but still pretty sad to see.

[u/julianvs]

Arrow killed on Conan, did no one think he was hilarious?

[u/hooknife]

I know its a very unpopular opinion around her but he does not really make me laugh these days. Wish he did.

[u/realister]

Old stories but funny

[u/[deleted]]

He's looking more and more like me Grandma.

[u/Hillmanian]

I thought it was funny as shit and a little uncomfortable which = a perfect appearance for Artie.

[u/gtrunner]

I wish he'd stop doing appearances because it's killing my fantasy of him going back on Stern. I guess I'll just crawl back to youtube and be nostalgic.