Area 51 Raid is Now a Music Fest + Epstein Conspiracy Theories Run WILD! - News Dump

there might be some decent push behind making this a yearly event but turning it into a fucking music festival yeah if they made an annual event out of it with you know people being like there it is Harry fifty-one not gonna run at it this is gonna be the new Burning Man well we were right again sorted yeah hey everyone welcome to another alien and conspiracy filled episode and today we are sponsored by door - well tell you all about them later but first let's go back to us being right about stuff yeah feels so good I know it's been a little over a month since the storm area 51 they can't stop us all campaign reached critical mass when millions of people signed up for the event which resulted in mainstream international news coverage and an official response from the United States military in the weeks that followed be hyped behind the whole thing it gradually started to die down as these things do it was expected but with so many people aware of the event you really have to wonder if there would actually be at least a decent amount of people who would show up to the small towns that lay on the outskirts of this top-secret military base just to have some sort of meetup and potential sightseeing excursion to the various borders and famous landmarks surrounding area 51 it was previously reported that local motels had already been completely booked for the dates surrounding September 20th when the storm area 51 event was supposed to take place but the options for lodging near the base are extremely limited so having all rooms booked just means that I don't know maybe a few dozen people have a place to stay nearby if they made the journey out there again we'd have to say this every time it's the middle of nowhere yes these aren't even towns they're more like outposts yes anyway however Vegas is just a sort you know 2 to 3 hour drive away and obviously has more than enough hotel rooms to accommodate the registered attendees even if every single one of those people who RSVP'd were to actually show up we've already said in our older videos on subjects that we do think that people will actually show up for this but that there obviously won't be any kind of mad rush through the heavily guarded gates and borders of the base it would just essentially be an IRL meetup for fans of memory people who don't want to get gunned down by the airforce yeah they just want to meet other people in real life mm-hmm would you like names too as you saw at the beginning of this episode we've re also previously indicated that if anything someone involved with the original age or someone who wanted to take advantage of the large amount of attention that the event received could turn this whole joke into some kind of alien themed music and arts festival well it looks like that's actually going to happen or at least there's going to be an attempt oh and we say there's going to be an attempt because we're we're calling it that there's just there's simply no possible way for the people trying to organize such an event that to be able to pull this off or pull off any aspect of it yeah so yeah brace yourselves for even more fire festival comparisons because literally every live event failure over the past two years big or small has been called fire festival 2.0 or some variation of that but if an attempt to actually host a storm area51 fest in the middle of the desert with no pre-existing infrastructure to support it with only a month worth of time to prep and then have people actually show up to it this could very well result in a complete fiasco on the level of fire festival so yeah you wouldn't be wrong to call it fire fest 2.0 if things go the way that they that we think they will according to the report from the Washington Post this week the man who created the original event is planning a real-life festival called alien stock near the remote base within the Nevada test and training range the three-day festival set to start September 20th a celebration of aliens that promises surprise performances art installations in camping and is expected to pack a tiny town already overrun by media attention and a spike in extraterrestrial enthusiasm the name of the event alien stock is already being used as branding by the local establishments with the little aliens website claiming proudly that the motel is booked solid for alien stock but that more camping is available mm-hmm the organizers for the event including the original creator of that storm area 51 page they've said that they expect anywhere between 5,000 and 30,000 people to show up but that it's also quote hard to share precise interest numbers because they just started publicizing but with their assumptions on the attendance being so radically different you could see how hard it would be for anyone involved to plan this properly even assuming that 5,000 people show up to a town that is only built to support its 50 residents and a few random tourists that visit every once in a while this was this is going to be a monumental undertaking for them and they got about a month food water shelter stages bathrooms showers parking electricity medical staff Internet and phone access all of these necessities and more would need to appear in the middle of the desert within a few short weeks these problems are not lost on the residents of Rachel Nevada either they've already worried and have even posted a warning on the town's official website which reads September 20th event please read with the social media attention this event is getting we want to clarify a few points for those not familiar with the area other than the little alien a small bar slash restaurant slash motel there are no services in Rachel there is no gas and no store the inn is booked for that weekend if you plan on attending the event you must be experienced in camping hiking and surviving in a harsh desert environment and have a vehicle in good shape you must be prepared to be completely on your own for food water gas etc we expect cell service and the Internet in Rachel to be offline credit card processing will not work so bring enough cash if you camp on public land pick up all your trash expect daytime highs in the 80s and nighttime lows in the 40s it is not uncommon to go below freezing at night in late September but sure come on down yeah so let's say you're cool with all of that and you just want to experience alien stock despite how inconvenienced and uncomfortable you might be once you arrive what should you expect as far as entertainment and things to do well first off alien stock will be free to attend because the organizers they're not looking to make a profit no good but you will have to pay for parking spaces and campsites and those prices will reportedly range anywhere between $60 and 140 dollars there's already a slick festival website set up that boldly asks you are you ready for alien stock and then it lists some details about what you can experience during the three-day festival live music drinks food and some otherworldly encounters and while that sounds like it could be fun there aren't too many actual details about any of those specific things for food and drink the only thing confirmed for the event is an Arby's food truck serving quote a top secret menu because according to Arby's aliens deserve the best meat on earth but Arby's planned this whole publicity stunt around the original event well before the festival was ever announced so they'll still probably show up with those meats as for the music the only active seems to be confirmed so far as an 80s style rock band called Wylie Savage whose most popular song on Spotify seems to be a cover of Amy Winehouse's Back to Black mm-hmm they're also completely unconcerned reports that limp Biskit would show up and perform at the festival come on but there are these these are all based on an Instagram post the band made during the memes peak which read if you wish we shall perform for the believers at hashtag s for let us know but if we're taking joke posts literally that also means that the Jonas Brothers could perform because one of them tweeted about performing at the post raid rave or that little NAS X could be a headliner because he not only joked about performing there but also releasing Stormare e51 theme music video for one is his old town road remixes but we feel pretty confident in saying that the likelihood of any of those artists dropping in for a one-off set in the middle of the desert is extremely unlikely it's not gonna happen no drivers equipment transportation generators to power the stage gear speakers and sound board safe air-conditioned temporary housing for the artists soundcheck stage hands crew so on so forth not exactly easy to produce a concert in the desert with such short notice unless these organizers are working with industry professionals and considering the fact that this is a free event there probably won't be enough money for a fraction of what they would need to make this whole thing a reality and believe it's where we're sorry for shitting all over this it's a fun idea and good for them for doing something for the people who do actually show up but the chances are very low of this being anything more than a food truck alongside a small stage for one or two bands still at least it's something just just don't expect anything at all when you get there and plan for the worst and you might have an okay time they do have prostitutes yeah shit you you will survive if you are an experienced hiker camper have a solid car with air conditioning bring your own food water yeah and bring enough money to have sex with the local prostitutes yeah cash mm-hmm cash is king you can't use the credit cards there yeah yeah also try to remember what life was like before cellphones cuz those probably aren't gonna work you now when I leave this festival it's gonna be like what was life like before the storm area51 festival I don't remember 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either subscribed to 50 different streaming services or just give up on certain shows or studios entirely mm-hmm this is a Netflix household yes so instead let's bring you up to speed on a topic that people have been asking us to cover Jeffrey Epstein yeah and now that the video is demonetised thank you again to the sponsors in patreon support and who who d monetized it was it the Clintons maybe was it the Trump's so we're basing the rush we're good so Dee's we're just gonna give you a rundown of everything that's happened over the past few weeks and how insane all of it is but if you'd like to hear us talk more loosely about the whole thing we did speak about it for a while on our exclusive podcast that went up this week and that's available for patreon supporters and YouTube members so shameless self plug really quick click the link in the description to sign up for our patreon help support the show you get some weekly bonus content including that episode sorry to put this in the middle we just talked about at the end but we did have a discussion about this this week so I thought you let you know with that out of the way let's talk about just how crazy this whole epstein thing is and why there's now going to be an endless supply of conspiracy theories for a whole new generation yeah very quick character profile regarding who Jeffrey Epstein is or was he wasn't serious dude who was insanely wealthy because of his work with an investment bank called Bear Stearns though there are no shortage of theories regarding what or who is responsible for his vast well throughout his life he was very friendly with a lot of prominent figures businessmen lawyers politicians royalty and scientists and he's been filmed and photographed plenty of those types of people most notably Bill Clinton Donald Trump Alan Dershowitz Prince Andrew Harvey Weinstein Woody Allen even Stephen Hawking he made a wheelchair ramp on a submarine so that Stephen Hawking could experience the wonders of a submarine wow that's a nice thing that he did what was on the submarine though underage women what yeah apparently it was an open secret that Epstein was not only banging underage girls but also that he was what we now call trafficking them mm-hmm he had a private island that was nicknamed pedophile Island little on the nose and a private jet nicknamed the Lolita Express again on the nose yeah you may not be familiar with the Russian novel but if you're a weeb you probably still understand now back in 2005 he was arrested and pled guilty to soliciting a prostitute and procuring an underage girl for prostitution according to his plea deal he'd molested at least 36 girls some as young as 14 that's a lot and despite the severity of his crimes he served an extremely short sentence in a private wing of the Palm Beach County Jail but it's kind of a stretch to say that he even served his sentence because he was given work release privileges which allowed him to leave the jail six days a week for up to 12 hours a day so he basically just left there and then left yeah this whole deal which is absolutely ridiculous and just further proves how the rich and powerful rarely have to answer for their crimes no matter the severity of those crimes was brokered by a Miami federal prosecutor named Alexander Acosta who would go on to become Donald Trump's labor secretary before being forced to resign once the Epstein case came back to haunt it and there is a hell of a lot more regarding the Florida case that will make you extremely frustrated and angry and we will leave links below so you can look into yourself but we can't go into everything right now we would be here all day yeah this is gonna be a thousand-page book multiple thousand page book yeah within months and probably those will all need to be revised a year after that maybe conspiracy theories they don't start with his death they start at the beginning where he got his money which we which we talked about and yeah throughout his entire existence yeah I believe like the first it was like the late 90s or early 2000s a writer for I think the New Yorker or New York magazine one of those types of publications did a profile of him even back then it was just like something is very off about this this is a very sketchy man anyways fast forward to recently on July 7 Epstein was arrested and the following day the US Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York alleged that quote from about 2002 to 2005 Epstein now 66 sexually exploited and abused dozens of minor girls at his homes in Manhattan New York and Palm Beach Florida among other locations using cash payments to recruit a vast network of underage victims some of whom were as young as 14 years old so at this point Epstein is in jail but his lawyers are fighting for him to get out on bail but a little over a week later a federal judge denies that bill so now he's gonna have to remain incarcerated until the court date all right shortly after that Epstein was placed on suicide watch after he was found passed out in his cell with injuries to his neck but then just about one week later he was taken off suicide watch and wouldn't you know it on August 10th Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in a Cell due to what appeared to be suicide by hanging hmm in between all of this information about Epstein continued to flow through the news cycle including some very weird reports that spoke about his consultation with scientists regarding a desire to start a baby ranch in Mexico where he would have doctors inseminate women with his sperm in order to flood humanity with his DNA yeah and also that upon death he wanted both his head and penis frozen so that he could eventually be brought back to life and also be able to attach his own penis to whatever body that his head would be attached to you got to keep my dick I need it I need that dick let's see you fight a better one but I'm pretty sure mine's the best the best one anyway back to his death now to be quite honest this might be one of the only times that we can ever remember we're after nationwide news like this pretty much everyone in the country is on the same page and assuming that there's some really shady shit going on behind the scenes here and that we aren't being told the truth yeah first off as soon as Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and thrown in jail the general consensus seemed to be that well this guy's gonna be dead before he ever stands trial and names names no turns out everyone was right ah Wow everyone was right and the amount of prominent figures that could be implicated in his decades-long underage sex trafficking network also adds to all this because you'd be safe to assume that a lot of rich and powerful people wanted him dead before he could ever stand trial and potentially start naming names and the circumstances in which he was able to actually kill himself involve an incredible amount of irregularities yeah he was in jail he was being federally investigated he was a high-profile criminal in a special housing unit that's subject to much higher security and monitoring yet he was able to go on monitored for hours without being checked on despite being put on suicide watch for a previous attempt made just a few weeks prior mm-hmm there were apparently no security cameras monitoring his cell why would we need those and one of the two guards assigned to monitor Epstein that night wasn't even a full fledged correctional officer and was just apparently filling in for somebody the reason he hadn't been checked on was because both of the guards had fallen asleep hmm whoops and they also attempted to cover up themselves falling asleep by falsifying documents related to these scheduled check-ins that they were supposed to do hmm details about Epstein's death were posted on 4chan almost an hour before the news actually broke through mainstream news outlets hmm probably one of the EMTs or some shit yeah I don't know an autopsy was completed a day later but the medical examiner wouldn't officially confirm his cause of death apparently because she required further information according to Washington Post pathologist that was present during the autopsy Michael Baden also investigated the assassins of President John F Kennedy and the Reverend Martin Luther King jr. this guy's got to be old testified as a defense witness for OJ Simpson and identified the bodies of czar nicholas ii of russia and Nazi dr. Joseph what yeah this has got a hundred fucking years ago 84 I believe I read yeah I guess they didn't find the the Romanoff bodies for a while so that does check out cuz otherwise he'd have to be something like a hundred and twenty years old yeah he's a career pathologist but it's oh it the reason that spawns even more conspiracy theories is that his the list of work that he's done is it's it's JFK Martin Luther King there's just more conspiracies yeah it's like it maybe get a just this one time specifically for this case maybe get a different forensic pathology a clean pathologist with no ties done he's simply controversially I saying this guy isn't clean I don't know but what I'm saying is when you get someone with it with with that kind of history behind them it just invites even more yeah that doesn't I who investigated JFK's murder and found ending and confirmed the body of Josef Mengele a person who was on the run for four years from Germany to go ahead and just give Epstein a look over there's gotta be at least dozens of pathologists right yeah you would think there's probably more anyway how much about the other field speaking of autopsies it just came out on Thursday that his autopsy revealed that there were multiple broken bones and Epstein's neck which is something that's not typically found to be the result of hanging yourself I mean it can sometimes happen but the context in which it usually happens is from a drop mm-hmm hung himself off of a bunk bed with a with a sheet so not Raeleen if he like jumped off the top maybe he's with that kind of hanging is suffocation cutting off the airflow no breathing don't give a fuck if you cut you're bleeding exactly when you when you're hanging that you do snap the neck yeah because it's a quick relatively painless death apparently but the fact that he's broken bones obviously suspicious yeah can happen can happen but suspicious fits us after his death the New York Times reporter who interviewed him exactly almost a year ago was able to publish the story finally because an agreement which held Epstein's identity was obviously voided cuz he was dead now someone should look into this guy so in the piece f scene excitedly shows off photos of him with rich and powerful people specifically he shows off a photo of Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed bin Salman who HAP's team claimed he'd spoke too often and that MBS had visited him many times he also claimed that he was working with Tesla as an advisor and that he'd spoken to the Saudis about possibly investing in Tesla but that if it ever became public he was working with them he'd have to stop doing so because he was radioactive and also predicted that everyone at Tesla would deny talking to him or being his friend Tesla has since denied any and all connection steps teen he also spoke about how he'd witnessed prominent tech figures taking drugs and arranging for sex this is just like everyone I knew everything that's ever been involved in anything touched this guy apparently it's crazy anyway epstein suicide also happened only a few hours after a court unsealed a large amount of documents that could have implicated some powerful people including including uh Prince Charles little brother who has since retired from public life a royal no I'm done with public life it's got nothing to do with anything I'm just bored yeah I'm just bored yeah yeah so it's really easy to see why this all looks sketchy as hell that's because it is mm-hmm pretty much everyone that we've seen or heard talking about this whole ordeal including the mainstream media it seem to be scratching their heads and trying to figure out how this could have happened so it's incredibly ripe for conspiracy theories and there are certainly no shortage of them honestly we might never know the truth of what happened and if we don't that's because people far more powerful than any of us don't want people to know what happened yes now the focus currently is on one of Epstein's no known co-conspirators who is accused of finding and grooming his underage victims that's just Layne Maxwell during all of the most recent legal problems reps Dean Maxwell had pretty much disappeared from public life she was reportedly a mansion in Massachusetts in the wake of his death her name and face obviously began popping up all over the news because she's someone who was known to work with him and would potentially have the most extensive knowledge of his shady dealings well turns out she's no longer in Massachusetts because she was just spotted about four miles from where we're filming right now at an Internet Burger having a nice meal and we shit you not reading a book with the title the book of honor the secret lives and deaths of CIA operatives which in and out was the one by Universal Studios that is very close yes I've eaten that that in and out many times I certainly have as well nothing to say on the middle of the book though Eliot yeah well yeah it's uh see now there he there's a hole to me this is another thing that's are too on-the-nose this is obviously the the elites the Illuminati making her go in public and sit and eat at the location where she will be spotted reading a book that people would assume relates directly to him being a CIA operative operative because that is another one of the conspiracy theories so yeah that one that that conspiracy is I'm not even entirely sure I fully understand it but it's that basically Jeffrey Epstein was just like a name in a face to cover for like a vast like money-laundering human trafficking operation run by our government and possibly various other governments yeah it's too much there's too much also there was a tabloid posted like they were like going over pictures that were taken at his place and there was one of the what looked like Bill Clinton in a dress well that's what it is that a dress this is pretty grainy but uh sure and like he's he was I don't know if he was friends Bill Clinton he flew on a plane with Bill Clinton a lot of times mm-hmm yet so that's that's well so that Maxwell lady was I did it doesn't appear that she was posing with Elon Musk but she was in a photo with Elon Musk as recently as a year ago when apparently he was working with Tesla and it makes sense we listen this word is still talking conspiracy theory here here but what he lines up with the fact that he was trying to take Tesla private because he had had funding secured and then it came out months later that that funding was apparently coming from the Saudis right but he's lucky that he didn't do that because it also timed out with the killing of khashoggi know what I'm gonna read that deal it was Khashoggi working on at the time and the whole thing is just never ending yeah well now this makes me wonder why Elon Musk was so so happy to just accuse an innocent man of being a pedophile almost as if he doth protest too much listen we're talking conspiracy theories here theses these are not facts yeah my Elon conspiracy theories all very very low-level I'm not saying Elon Musk is a pedophile no I am NOT saying no not saying it good this is all conspiracy theories okay but there's a lot of them it's like a figurehead of what people would assume the Illuminati is was just cut out what's out it's really saying about all this why we I don't know we you know we're right if this was like 10 years ago like you could really rely on Alex Jones like this would be like one of the few times for I'm like I actually want to know what Alex Jones has to say but he's become so like I don't know he's he's very biased politically he used to be more of a renegades now I'm just like I don't really he's obviously gonna talk about the Clintons and not even mention any Trump connection at all YouTube and all the conspiracy theorist of just a little too soon is Susan involved Susan what are you doing we got a fine we gotta get the red string out and tie Susan oh yeah deep does this go all the way to the bottom all the way to help probably literally yes anyways also oh yeah bring that up he's just Christ yeah there was his bodyguard was names identified it's a former UFC fighter from Russia and he did a little interview this week it was actually a follow-up interview to an interview he did a couple of years back that never got published and in the original interview he talked a lot about how Jeffrey Epstein was around a lot of young women all the time the writer this time he's just like well let me just read back some of your quotes from the first interview and every everything about the young girls he's like no I don't think I said that no no and then there's like the writer was like uh so do you think he killed himself or was there something more to it he's like oh he definitely didn't kill himself like couldn't have done it alone and he's like wait what do you mean I was like I shouldn't be talking about this I really need to go we we really shouldn't be talking about this you should be careful you should really be careful anyway bye we'll talk soon but don't talk about this yeah I was also the in the days leading up to the suicide like apparently emotionally he was fine completely fine showed no psychological signs of depression or anything like that I know that's the least of the craziness of all of this right because he has a kill switch where if he dies all the all of the the voyeur porn that he has saved goes out there he's like wow I'm gonna live but little does he know Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are together in the vault take it out on the blackmail and they're like all right we're good to go green light then they were like they looked at each other and then they were like should we do one more time no yeah and then they 69 yeah and everyone went nice and Obama was there fuck everything yeah I hate the story uh well if we don't show up for weekly weird this week you know where to find us at the Internet reading a book about the deaths of CIA offered yeah reading anyways that's that's honestly it for this episode again apologies for not covering the latest movie news but it was a slow week and that allowed us to take a somewhat deeper dive into two crazy stories that we'd been wanting to cover so thank you for watching we'll be back soon with a new episode of weekly weird news and remember if you want to hear us chat more about this epstein shit we have that exclusive podcast on our patreon check that out and also watch our most recent videos over here we will hopefully see you very soon unless we get either d platformed or d lifet who can you trust anymore or delisted bye bye

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Length: 28min 46sec (1726 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 16 2019