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>>> IT'S BACK. THE AR BEE'S FIVE FOR TEN. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GET FIVE ARBY'S SANDWICHES FOR $5. THAT'S FIVE STACKED SANDWICHES FOR JUST TEN BUCKS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT? >> I GUESS ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS HOW? >> YEAH. THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES FOR $10. >> IT'S FIVE HEAPING PILES OF TENDER ROAST BEEF FOR ONLY TEN MEASLY DOLLARS. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? >> HONESTLY, NO. >> YEAH. WE'RE STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND THE PHYSICS OF HOW THIS MUCH ROAST BEEF IS $10. >> BECAUSE ISN'T ONE ROAST BEEF SANDWICH NORMALLY AT LEAST $5? >> I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT $10 COULD GET YOU FIVE MOUNTAINS OF ROAST BEEF. >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE SAYING. WE DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE. >> I JUST GOOGLED ROAST BEEF PRICES AT THE GROCERY STORE, AND IT SELLS FOR $11 A POUND, BUT YOU'RE SAYING -- >> WE'RE GIVING YOU POUND AFTER POUND OF ROAST BEEF FOR JUST $10. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I KNOW BREAD IS SUPER CHEAP, BUT IT'S NOT NEGATIVE DOLLARS. >> ARBY'S IS A FOR-PROFIT BUSINESS, RIGHT? LIKE YOUR GOAL IS TO MAKE MONEY. I COULDN'T MAKE FIVE ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES AT HOME FOR $10. I GUESS WE'RE WONDERING, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS ROAST BEEF? >> ARBY'S, WE HAVE THE MEATS! >> NO, NO, NO. THAT DON'T ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS. WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE MEATS, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THE MEATS. >> ALSO, WHAT KIND OF MEATS. >> OVER AT TACO BELL, DON'T MISS THE NEW $5 BOX. >> WAIT, WHAT? >> YOU GET A CHILUPA SUPREME, A BEEFY FIVE-LAYER BURRITO, CINNAMON TWISTS, CHIPS, AND A FOUR OUNCE SODA FOR ONLY $5. >> IS THAT REAL? >> LOOK IT UP. IT'S THE $5 BOX ON AT TACO BELL. >> OKAY. I DON'T LIKE YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT TO TACO BELL. NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS BOX TOO. >> WELL, ARBY'S IS LOOKING -- >> YEAH, YOU GET MULTIPLE BURRITOS AND CINNAMON STICKS AND A GIANT SODA FOR $5? >> HOW CAN THAT PHYSICALLY HAPPEN. THAT MEANS EACH FULL BURRITO IS LIKE 70 CENTS. >> SO ARBY'S IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD BY COMPARISON, RIGHT? >> NO. THIS ALL SOUNDS TERRIBLE. I THOUGHT THE FOUR FOR FOUR MENU AT WENDY'S WAS INSANE. >> WHAT'S THAT? I DON'T KNOW. SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS. >> YOU DO THE VOICEOVER IN THE STORE? >> THAT'S RIGHT. I'M PHYSICALLY PRESENT AT EVERY ARBY'S LOCATION. >> AND YOU THINK THE WENDY'S DEAL SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS? >> YOU'RE THE ONES OFFERING FIVE GIANT -- >> TOWERS. >> -- OF ROAST BEEF FOR $10. HOW MANY SANDWICHES DO YOU GET FROM ONE COW? >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. A MILLION. >> WE WOULD HONESTLY RATHER PAY MORE AND GET LESS ROAST BEEF SO WE WOULDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT WHERE IT'S COMING FROM. >> OKAY. SO HOW MUCH FOR HOW MUCH? >> I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS TWO ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES FOR $15. >> I WOULD SAY THREE. >> YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THREE SANDWICHES? >> YOU DO NOT SHAME ME! NOT IN MY DEBUT ARBY'S

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Length: 4min 24sec (264 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 04 2022