answering the WEIRDEST questions (quiplash)

if you want a really effective scarecrow make sure it resembles a quarter of blocks of space what's up gamers welcome back to some jack box and we're gonna absolutely break this game by writing absolutely awful answers this game mode is called whiplash and basically you are given a question and you have to find the best answer for that question and i'll tell you right now we have awful answers all right so i have to answer this question the one thing that depresses popeye isn't he the guy who eats beans what is that what does that even mean why do i always get these hard ones i'm just gonna say no beans man popeye with no beans is unhappy no eat spinach i'm an idiot an awkward thing to say to a naked guy next to you on a bus take off your own clothes you don't even say anything you just take off your own clothes oh my god i panicked but i think i pulled it off the worst cocktail to enzantini spaghettini worst [Laughter] everyone is sad without beans dude i thought popeye ate beans at first and then i realized it was spinach the first thing an ugly duckling did after turning into a beautiful swan is jumping on the game of a vodka patch a sign that your marriage may be falling apart she didn't make this tasmanian devil merchandise that was one of the generated things i think i'm a little bit confused an awkward thing to say to the naked guy next to you on the bus oh darling it's small let's go hey i think i actually did pretty good and even tbh came back from his invention thingies yeah oh that way round two okay i'll be honest i think i did pretty good on that one except for maybe the popeyes the dark secret frosty the snowman is that he has children locked in his basement an awkward thing to shout while bouncing on a trampoline with your friend what is an awkward thing to shout while bouncing on a trampoline with your friend what if i just do takes off your clothes i just do take off your clothes again the one changed churches could make that would probably get more people to attend worship goku trip remove the hard wooden seats i agree we need gaming chairs in there we need gaming chairs the dark secret of frosty the snowman is that it is stopped and sucks for watching that's children's children hey dude soccer one is not bad an awkward thing to shout while bouncing on a trampoline with your friends take off your clothes how do you shower action i don't know i panicked a terrible thing to say to the bouncer checking your fake id don't worry not fake winks aggressively i'm that way the worst thing to admit during a sleepover i haven't if someone said they had a medical degree i'd probably kick him out of my house take your large movie theater beverage cup home and use it for oh my god that way just getting bullied oh wait that way it wasn't leave what about now one take off your clothes oh it's the last round last one let's run last round oh no oh everyone gets the same question that's difficult complete the comic what's so great about this model what do i say what do i say it comes with insurance i don't know your parents are already inside your parents are already inside in here is meme god's medical degrees for three years insane hey that's not a dead channel it's great your parents already inside oh my god that's billions i need extra money for drips so here's grandma oh my god these are so brutal how much money is that plus two thousand oh oh oh oh wait is is now boy gonna win from there he wasn't no no i don't think so let's see who's number one let's go wait my first jackpot let's go all right we're on to round two i already feel my creative minds it's working the name of a conference where internal trolls gather reddit a weird thing for a president to announce i did not have with that woman i did not have hmm an anime body pillow with that woman all right i had a strong first one but a kind of weak second one your immediate thoughts as you're getting attacked by a regulated monkey if you want a really effective scarecrow make sure it resembles a quarter of blocks of space oh my goodness the way to celebrate being honored as zoo employee of the month monkey i mean he ain't wrong he would be the employee of the month wouldn't he the name of the conference where internet trolls gathered ready nadway's basement oh you know the coffee shop barista is hitting on you when you ask would you like room for blank nothing i'm a saint slaps her aggressively wait if she poisons you i didn't even vote oh my god oh okay a good sign your mechanic is ripping you off that he says you need a new life who's in the lead wow juice and tbh are tied i see you i see you all right this is where it gets serious dennis the menace dude that that's a comic from like 10 years ago how do i answer this dennis the big dongus i don't know a terrible reply to the text you up what would be a terrible reply to that oh my god why are these so hard you up no i don't know no it's so bad it's so bad who's the last one it was me i had no idea what to write i had such weird ones if he missed his sharp luke sky welcome back our plan to destroy the death tsar was to take a poop on it and get a big bomb that's one way to solve the problem dennis jimenez grew up and got a new nickname dennis the exact 419. that's fair that's fair wolfster deserves that a terrible reply to the text you up no no i'm taking a fat poo right now that's so much better than mine you deserve that one yes my fat two wins again dante's phasing out reindeers and next year his sleigh will be pulled by the reincarnation of harambee so difficult this is hard that's hard i'm gonna go with the mom hey we're past that already it's juicy's mom this is number one who's number one let's go daddy congratulations all right here we go the final round the name of a what a lingerie store what is the lynch restore what is this oh clothing oh undergarment clothing victoria secret bearer secrets victoria bears i don't know why are these so difficult and why they're under garbage for bears the way to really embarrass yourself on jeopardy what is a really way to embarrass yourself on jeopardy poop your pants file a divorce be nadway have a medical degree i have a medical degree oh my god i feel like i get such hard ones the name of a lingerie store for bears victoria bear's sexy bear time with you exactly sexy bear time oh really the way to really embarrass yourself on jeopardy slightly use bongos have a medical degree why would you have bongos on jeopardy and why were they slightly used what you wish you could say to yourself as a high schooler look at this god loser takes lunch money do not serve a glass of fake jeez you know it's time to lose weight when your gut blocks your view of prescription shoes 90 of your vision what is prescription shoes it's like clown shoes so you can actually see your feet ah those are some really big shoes boys look at this look how many points i got oh i got two hundred people all right this is the big numbers all right here we go double points a bed bug review of your mattress wait what's that movie bug's life that's what i want to do bug's life elvis last words probably meme god please take a breath mint move god please take a breath oh my god i panicked but i think i pulled it off we will see we'll see all right a bedbug review of your mattress a fly or bug's life [Music] oh 2 000 points elvis last word probably meme god please take a breath then the elvis has left the building even though meme god's not here we still find a way to make fun of him hey well you actually did pull come back oh my god yeah oh my god that might give it to me excited fan with yellow intense dog show kick him kick him across the field [Laughter] a weird thing for an astronaut to stay on the moon hey that's me takes the sh on the moon it leaves i have diabetes come on please no no no nothing just think about zero prop oh let's see let's see oh i had a good run oh my god it sucks here we go the final last round come up with a new hilarious sitcom with the word in the title screw okay what would be a good hilarious tv show with the word screw come on think of something sucks for one think i can put the screw in you and that even rhymes that's actually pretty good all right nadway has no screw and plaza is screwing around what can i screw question mark i can put the screw in you i screwed your mom screw johnny and socks for one it was supposed to be featuring joining the socks for him i didn't have time and then just that way in the office do those even count they don't even have the word screw in the [Music] title i popped off this round what's the scoreboard looking like see it the pentagon never never loses first place hey well thank you guys so much for watching this jack box episode if you guys want to see more make sure to sub and smash that like button until next time

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Id: 8VEOdnkOlHY

Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021