Another Kyle Mooney SNL compilation

one two three let's go all right uh you know can i can i walk into this i'm gonna walk into it charmed the lady i always said no shackles could hold me until i met you whoa that's impressive right yeah it's a cool party trick if only one could be invited to a party okay looks like this guy needs a little help johnny get me a chair all right here we go all right wheels be careful thank you very much you're good cool we must protect the other ones i wanted to let you guys know i'm having people over to watch march madness on saturday what yeah we love it when it's that yeah i i heard they're so mad this year but not not so mad that they won't be marching right um oh how was your date with him it's a little weird okay it took me this for a less show that they do a month in a pickle factory in brooklyn ah burlesque the thinking man's erotica yeah i guess he thought that made it okay and fun fact i saw his id he's 55. that id is merely an illusion that i used to get senior discounts at denny's okay dude to my immediate left and on the keyboard is raj this keyboard is a wild animal tonight [Applause] [Music] yo you keep talking to miss jessica here it's gonna make me want to do don't say it tony it's gonna make me do something like this oh they do not hurt my son we ain't gonna hurt him we're just gonna teach him a lesson on how learning can be fun greetings i am a union soldier the year is 1862. and i'm 19 years old i am very hungry and the winters are blistering cold whoa cool and i am a confederate soldier on the battlefield we are enemies but at home we are brothers it also got awkward when our waiter came why is that because it was me waiting tables is my side hustle it's his main hustle so in terms of dress code people will be wearing capes or everyone get dressed up maybe a poncho there was one husband an extra dude and you just let the man be trees wow you know i usually ain't like this butter i think i'm gonna have to stab you oh no ah shoot a couple of vocal arrows great yeah yeah hey stop that if you want to bring some beer or chips or nails wait nails yeah you know for hanging pictures or loose garbage yeah that way our garbage doesn't fly away ask me in private and i'll tell you well i never see you in private you just go right into your room leave them alone trace oh jerry i feel so self-conscious let's make this quick give me everything you got i have a knife brad dates on keyboard 100 trees i told you so we'll just bring a couple couches then hey what's the best river to take to your house well please tell us you live downstream at least there's no river traffic on saturdays hey paul merry christmas merry christmas you built a mechanical sex predator yes yes yes that's it exactly right this this guy gets it you get it oh my god no i don't how and we'll bring the frogs frogs you must know that those are a tadpole's dad come on carrie please don't bring frogs to my house all right so we'll just leave them outside and let them do their thing don't bring frogs we'll probably just bring them i don't want to talk about it here the thing that the doctor said he thought you had that's personal treats seriously you don't need to worry about it headphones for what for when me and your sister get a little too loud at night but uh seriously i know they can't be easy for you man dear lord almighty that's the most hideous thing i've ever heard in my entire life oh well thank you very much you see the shrink guy uh uh is with me all the way stop saying that oh oh um um um you have another question no that's our favorite song um um let's just do the gig and not worry the people respect his boundaries i am just trying to help my intentions are pure hey merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas let's just go talk it over at the restaurant across the street with the uh the medieval decor and the little miniature beef sandwiches it's a white castle man just say white cask who the hell calls white castle a sandwich restaurant [Music] that's right baby that's right merry christmas merry christmas one for you five for me colin do i still get that kiss you went paul [Music] oh stop give your knuckles a rest [Music] the festival of lights love lights baby yes we all do wait connor [Music] merry christmas merry christmas man merry christmas merry christmas let me guess snack time for mario ah cj i didn't know you were there sorry about that we need more beer but what about feeding the fish tomorrow who cares beer's all that matters to me we're all out cj and that's that i need answers like yesterday it's about movie night all right what about it it's just that brian and i thought we'd watch a movie here como se di say what the hell but i bought us these tickets [Music] i did not see that coming brad you're jewish right i'm a secular humanist trees [Music] oh got it morning mario sleep well no i didn't and i think you know why who cares kyle's bullish oh really yeah you're holding it up to here i haven't seen you scored as many points i have in fact last night i got 100 on guitar last week well i'm not well i well why do you say i'm full [Music] i think the time is now that should not be happening on a daily basis boundaries trees he doesn't want to talk about it but this is his health you and i are not that close and i couldn't invite everyone okay i'm sorry man okay and and you're you're positive it has it has nothing to do with my shoes don't say b-box or b-box yeah all right fine it's because of your off-brand shoes okay they're cheap but they're just as good as the real thing i mean hey we only make eight bucks an hour here right oh no we don't know what it is because he won't go to the doctor treats keep your eyes on your own paper baby i cur hey feeding the fish went great you're lying you killed the fish you used to be my hero leave me alone loser oh no i stabbed mario why would i do this because you're addicted admit it you're right i admit it i need help great let's drink oh

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Id: HofY33yWhB4

Length: 9min 55sec (595 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 02 2021