- I heard trailers go off
without a hitch. (laughs) - Aah, ugh, wait up, guys! I'm coming! - Oh man, I can't believe
you guys invited me. (overlapping speech) - (Grapefruit) You know what I'm saying?
- (Orange) I agree. - (Grapefruit) I'm just saying, Orange, if SpongeBob can have
a movie, why not you? - (Midget Apple) Yeah,
the Annoying Orange Movie. - (Orange) I guess.
Who would I play though? - (Grapefruit) What? Obviously
you'd play yourself, dude. - (Orange) But I don't want to be me!
I want to play Marshmallow. - (Grapefruit) Marshmallow? Why?
- (Pear groans) Because he thinks he can do a really
good Marshmallow impression. That's why. - (Orange) I love pretty much
anything that's a noun! Yay! - (Midget Apple laughs)
That's pretty good! - (Grapefruit) Are you kiddin'? I could do a better one than that. Yaaay!
- (Midget Apple) Yaaay! - (Pear) Yaaay!
- (Midget Apple) Oh, shh-shh. The trailer's starting.
- (Orange) We'll revisit this later. - At last, it is mine. - (Grapefruit) A book I could've
torrented for free. - With this magic book,
any evil plan I write comes true. - (Orange) If only I were literate.
(laughter) - (pirate) ...power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
- (Midget Apple) Aquaman! - (Orange) No!
- (Pear) Oh, thank God, it's SpongeBob. - Will you stop playing that tiny piano?!
- Sorry. (laughter)
- Attack! - (Orange) Simon didn't say! - I think we have a few minutes
before he gets here. Aah, he's right on top of us!! (Pear chuckles)
- (Orange) Tarter sauce? More like farter sauce! (farts, laughs) (others groan)
- (Pear) Seriously? - (Midget Apple) We can't
take you anywhere! - Bull's eye!
- (Orange) Right in the booty! (laughs)
- (Pear) Stop. - (announcer) ...and Nickelodeon Movies... - That pirate's gonna destroy our world! - Aren't you overreacting a bit? - (Orange) More like
Graffiti Bottom. Am I right? (laughter)
- What are you doing? - Vandalizing stuff.
- Isn't that your house? - (Midget Apple) Oh man,
Patrick's my favorite. - Come on, team! Let's get that book back! - (Grapefruit) I want my bookie back,
bookie back, bookie back, bookie back.
(Orange laughs) - (announcer) ...to ours.
- What is this place? - (Pear) San Francisco! - (Grapefruit) Florida?
- (Midget Apple) Canada. - (Orange) Justin Bieber's
underwear drawer. - (Grapefruit) Oh!
- (Pear and Midget Apple) Eww! - (Orange) Hey, it's Hairy McMuffin!
- (Pear) That's Slash! - (Orange) No one can hear you scream! - A giant, hairy porpoise... beached! - We need to get these guys
back in the water! Put your back into it! (fruits laugh)
- (Squidward) This place smells awful! - (Orange) You mean
it smells like Grapefruit? (laughter)
- (Grapefruit) Hey! - (announcer) ...motion
picture event so hot... - Oh! Where have you been all my life? (fruits laugh) - (Grapefruit) Midget Apple
does the same thing when he sees a monster truck. (laughter)
- (Midget Apple) True. - ♪ Welcome to the jungle ♪
- (announcer) ...and so extreme... - There's the book! Now
it's our turn to rewrite the story. - (announcer) ...you'll need new pants. - (Orange) Joke's on them;
I don't own pants. - I think they're in my spin class. - (Grapefruit) Meh, I'm bigger
than those chumps. - (Midget Apple) Yeah,
if you're counting eagle. - (Pear) Oh!
- (Orange) Oh, burn! - All right, here comes the pain.
- (grunts) - (fruits) Uh-oh.
- That ain't good. (cannon fires)
(fruits laughs) - (Midget Apple) Oh, Marshmallow should really be here for this part. - (Orange) Well, you're in luck.
Yay, bubbles! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
- (Pear) That's the worst Marshmallow impression ever.
- (Orange) You're ruining it, Pear. - (together) Oh!
- (Grapefruit) Patrick just died! - (Midget Apple) The movie
took a really dark turn. - (Pear) Thank God it's in 3D. I didn't want to give them
only 12 of my dollars. (people gasp) ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(thunderclap) - Maybe we should've picked
a better superpower for you, Patrick. - (Pear) Agreed.
- (Orange) Zing! - (Grapefruit) You see, Orange?
SpongeBob made a movie. You should just do it. - (Orange) Well, I actually
have been tossing a couple ideas around.
- (Grapefruit) Yeah? - (Orange) Yeah!
First one, I'm a secret agent that gets all the girls.
- (Grapefruit) Uh, I think that's been done.
- (Orange) That's okay. Second idea, me and a buddy are cops. And we--
- (Grapefruit) That's definitely been one.
- (Orange) Okay, third idea. I'm a sponge that lives in
a pineapple under the sea-- - (Pear) No!
- (Grapefruit) Dude, no! ♪ (epic music) ♪ - (Grapefruit) Uh-oh. Looks like a pretty
intense movie, Little Apple. - (Midget Apple) Aw man.
- (Orange) Oh no. It's a monster shadow! - (Midget Apple) Stop it!
(Orange laughs) - (Grapefruit) "To the next
terrifying level..." - (Midget Apple) That's not
what it said, was it? - Welcome to the show.
- (Midget Apple) What is this? I'm getting really nerve-racked.
I'm not sure I can handle. (insect buzzes, sputtering)
- (fruits) Paul Blart?! - (Orange laughs) Knife!
(slice!)
