AngryJoe vs Totalbiscuit REMATCH! XCOM Enemy Within

ladies and gentlemen my name is total biscuits a little while ago I put out a video on XCOM enemy within and you're probably seen some over on my good friend mr. angry Joe's channel as well so I decided to invite him for a little bit of a rematch last time around things didn't go so well for our Texan friend here welcome back for round three yeah you just had to mention it okay well the only reason why I lost last time is because not only was the game having a few issues but you're also [ __ ] lucked out okay yeah oh yeah chick it wasn't it wasn't your strategic mind over my strategic mind but now that we have both had some time with of course the original XCOM and this one I think this should be a much closer match indeed if only I was as good as they say Dallas Cowboys for instance ha happy don't you don't you dare say anything about the Cowboys they're having some problems right now but you know what it's injuries it's injuries oh I'm looking forward to inflicting a few more you shut up TV what do you know about American football okay oh nothing alright okay so we're gonna do pretty much the same as last time we do a lot of a best-of-three and we're gonna be sticking with a ten thousand point limit I'm gonna start as aliens and mr. Gela over there is gonna start as humans don't go well tonight well okay I have to say something I am bringing humans but I'm bringing a little pet along is that okay is the only way I could fit my squad so I have one little pet with me okay one little pet oh yeah we captured him in the wild and he's ours now he's rehabilitated this is a lie okay fine I'll let you have the little pet that's unreasonable thing I mean if that's actually a good point to make is that actually getting the point limits is really irritating something they didn't fix which is something we complained about last time is that you can't have a custom point limit there's only 7500 10k 20k and unlimited those the only options you've got yeah so unless you want to go unlimited and go completely off the rails you have to basically make a gentleman's agreement for points and it's pretty silly every balance some of the stuff so the other millions guys if the aliens got expenses they may have gotten shafted I don't know we'll see well ten men will pay back in the yeah I would take thin men all the time because they were so good at what they did yeah accuracy and exploding poison all sorts of good stuff pretty much you got 50 points on me buddy so I I expect you to win fifty whole points yeah you can't even laser pistol for that you're gonna get tried hard against my team because I'm using some new units from this and brand new expansion which is enemy within and we're actually gonna be playing on a badass map aren't we yeah there are actually some new maps we're gonna take XCOM HQ as our first map here I believe it was only like four or maybe five in the original one of them was so fatty that we couldn't even use it so there's now about twelve which is a little bit better but I would still like to see custom point limits and things like that and also the way that you actually organize your squad is still a pain in the ass because you've got to pick from packages of stuff instead of the exact upgrades that you want for your humans which is really annoying it wouldn't be nice to see like all the stuff on the the left-hand side of the screen the selections and then a description and stats on the right-hand side instead of having to hit the info button every single time but you know it's it this is mainly built on the same structure on the same thing that enemy Unknown was built on so I guess they didn't improve this which it's it's a little bit annoying to say the least it's actually even more annoying now because you've got gene mods as an additional option but less annoying that is awesome well it is awesome but getting the information is annoying because they get like a package like say hyper sensors you click on that and then you click info to find out what that actually was oh yeah but then it doesn't show what you're gonna has so you've got to click on that and they click on info so they could have done this UI a lot better let's be honest the view upon a profile oh no that's just steam stuff nevermind yes you're not gonna find you look at much in there I'm not gonna tell you what is in my squad and tell you what's in my school oh wait to go all right well let's hit ready all right boom hopefully the netcode is sorted out because there were some problems with it last time well um I think it has improved but I'm still a little bit could started there are some rumblings of the client host connection just the way they interact with stealth units and stuff like that so uh you know what you may or may not actually get you're still depending on when that stealth triggers and fires off and whether the okay so it sounds fun trafficking whether the host is actually picks it up or not you know so the the host or the client I forget which one is going to get screwed but we'll see we'll see it might it might have already been fixed by now oh here we go so we're doing the 120 second turn limit which it should be helpful for you oh my god like I don't know what to do I'm living out this new map is pretty cool though this is the freaking ex-con base this is what I've always wanted them to do is base invasions and they finally have base invasions so I am a happy camper on that alright moving my guys you better watch out TV cuz I'm coming back with a vengeance are we gonna have another eight turns of just running at each other before we actually make pass I going around in circles I hope not I hope not ah let's see do I want to pull some some clever some clever maneuvers here I don't know okay you know do the dumbest ones you can follow though of course I ain't listening to you I'm inside your mind Joe alright I am done I am kidding the end turn button momentarily hold your horses yep we'll see how long it takes for the game to actually register that there we go that's all right that's okay so I shall lay in wait for your forces I believe they will be coming out of this doorway I can't be for sure though we will see and then there's another doorway here still a little bit interested to know where you actually are having a look around here I'm seeing a kind of cargo area and things like I've got it look at the circumference of the map to sort of get your bearings straight that's what you got to do numero uno clearly because there's ladder setup you know on these second levels a lot of these things are going to be interactive that's slightly concerning no better say to keep an eye on that be a little bit careful with what we do I'm looking at possible the rock situation where they're on higher ground and they come up from the prison showers we have the higher ground don't do it that wasn't unpleasant seen what you did you see the rock okay like ah psychosis you work realize down oh come on yes excellent excellent yeah the rock it's a little-known movie by an actor that no one's heard of before yeah well as an aside TVs we may have to exchange files oh I may have to have you send me your file so that I can edit it together and we can get to Turkey I don't realize it with the Turks we're gonna be this long we'll see how it goes it's just it's taken me a little while to kind of get used to the things that these units can do so and that's true and you know what I should be looking at my stuff right now and guess what I cannot do I can't I want to be able to click on my units and sort of study their abilities but you can't do that I'll do it you in your turn was the same problem we had with yes yeah we mentioned that to them but no okay well multiplayer always seemed like a little bit of an afterthought no no it's nice that they put some more content in it but they definitely could have done better now the fact that I've just got to sit here waiting for your turn to go over and I can't even look at the stuff my guys can do and maybe do some calculations is a little silly yeah yeah yeah I agree and we are here we are doing this with love these are criticisms with love because because we love this game don't we it's fun I mean the other the new exotic you love it man cuz I love it oh okay right good to know yeah the new expansion is pretty good I mean it's it's added a lot of really nice stuff to it it's given me a reason to do a new playthrough they fixed a lot of the bugs which a man I ran into every bug this game had in the 85 hours or so that I played the original and when I put maybe 35 hours into the expansion not really run into any of them it's been pretty good yeah yeah it's kind of hard to complain peekaboo other job other job is moving on aye aye commander aye aye you really have to make action-figure noises every time a good thing madam you're badly right you not know how to play video games TV I kind of grew past the whole making my own sound effects what you try to say boom that you're you're more mature than I am I believe is that possibility not gonna discount I believe the point in I mean I believe the point of life is to have a great time in anywhere you say see fit you ever see those Southern Comfort commercials is this Southern Comfort I don't know it's some sort of alcohol or whiskey or something where you know you just have these people doing weird things like this one like redneck is doing like kung-fu move maneuvers in a in a ladies um hair shop stylish shopping it's just funny and they're all impressed by his kung-fu moves redneck natural ninja go go through impressed oh and it's just like you know what do whatever is fun the point of life is to be mature but to you know fight in fight maturity in a sense what I mean is you know you're making excuses for ibne kid have never lose your sense of imagination TV and that's the problem with yeah yeah I see a sense of imagination you're just jealous at my sound effects that's all it is that's technically I've been unmasked how did this happen see you can't make them that well see I could be a Foley artist you don't understand I don't even matter what movie companies contact me to be Foley artists I'll replace all the sounds in video games you'll see in Witcher 3 I replace all the sounds in that game with just my sound effects that's wonderful it really is I'm so happy to hear that you've actually got a valid career option now I am completely lying to you sir uh-huh but I'll tell you what I just heard something squat are you excited absolutely not where did that come from I have no idea sir okay everybody tight formation what's going on here I heard some some [ __ ] can we counter some [ __ ] oh no did I not take the right gun on that oh oh did you forget you good weapon what a shame oh no you know the points value did you no no no yeah well I had 50 points left unfortunately 50 doesn't buy you much oh it doesn't buy you anything really what is what is this oh love of music this is this is good music alright yeah it's the latest and greatest hit man I am scared as I've got the heebie-jeebies right now as well you should what if we do one of these I prefer if you didn't do one of those overwatch being smart about it and running this map is interesting because here we have all up I got a check what is this what did you see sir sir where are you uh let's see we got something on radar here press the button why is this not working aha what the [ __ ] is that I don't know what the [ __ ] that is mm what is that creature that you have right there oh it only has what seven hit points all right but you got a light plasma rifle so you can hurt alright it's your turn tbh timbres i'ma call you my hair is not Tibbles I'm not okay with that perverse jabo oh man what is that noise we're hearing stuff scan the area soldiers negative is there a door in here yes there is that was an interesting sound what is that maneuver what's happened oh all right yeah think I may have upset them a little bit holy [ __ ] boy I think that gay well that revealed what you had so you had a mech trooper there with a snipe my seeker immediately I did kill your sectoid those uh that's okay I guess oh my god wait did you know I I don't know that you quite did yet didn't I kill your sect oh I don't think so I know I'm not sure like I can't see my sect oi I said damn it I don't know what's going on but all I know is that this octopus this was a seeker right yeah yeah you trying to [ __ ] come around my back that's what you would do it you're trying to do it Blake hit me from behind I I didn't know you were like that TV I'm a pretty horrible person by nature but right now won't let me move my mech Toit I'm not sure why that is oh you have a mech toy no you haven't seen the mech toy no I are not all right well it's not like we moved my mech tied right now which oh poor babies now you don't know how I felt when we first played okay so guys apparently there is still some some netcode issues or whatnot where you might get some of your units turned skipped is that what you're saying no it's I just couldn't I couldn't move my mech toyed at all it wouldn't let me move it so I had to well you in a valid area where you could move him I as far as I'm aware yeah okay oh that's it what's this whoa whoa whoa wow you you're like firing and you just hit a wall I'm not really sure that's the best vantage point for you to fire at them through oh thanks for your tactical advice you're welcome yeah I'm sure you are welcome sir uh-huh so oh I'm running out ton time I gotta get moving yeah Oh what's this oh I don't know what's happening good let's keep it that way all right I'm gonna do what are we gonna do I'll tell you what on it on it whoo sorry tons of fun that you are a girl but you know that's it that's another little annoying thing I couldn't pick the gender agenda yeah yeah they don't let you customize from what I can tell in the way that you can do it in the main game which is a little disappointing I would have preferred to be able to customize alright here we go taking a chance sergeant Ross move up Roger that okay we're good they're coming over here let's do one of these thinking about the way I should have used my seeker obviously is the first time to play the multiplayer but I'm thinking you hang your seeker back until the fight actually starts and then you use them so the swim you liane want overwatch ready to kill you that is when you move oh no what is this oh [ __ ] that's the [ __ ] Metroid oh my god being pew pew pew oh Jesus okay I'm trying to figure out exactly how the MEC toy took a shot from that angle right because in theory I should not have been able to see that that is really odd well I'm happy that it had like no chance to hit or what it seemed like there was no way you're gonna be able to hit if you hit me I'd have been pissed that was there like five walls so I can't now I cannot see you but even the mirror right now I'm looking through a wall right now and I'm not sure if I should fire at you it says a 39% chance to hit you know your little floaty dude that you attack me with yeah that's what I fired through that very same wall to go after you well [ __ ] it I'm gonna try to do it as well I only have 22 seconds ready ah yeah that doesn't seem to work so I probably died it's just got it's got a very low chance to actually succeed damn it alright alright hopefully go oh we got to be careful now we gotta be careful how have I not got a shot at you from here hmm I'm looking at this right now and I very blatantly have a shot and I know you don't man I'm hiding behind this little card big thing here it's it's half your size I can very clearly see you people peep I don't know what your dude has but he has like all sorts of shields and [ __ ] power-ups and stuff I am not liking it not liking that yes this is already getting slightly irritating because of that I'm like I'm just I'm staring at the angle right now and you're very clearly have a shot on you good alright let's take another shot through the wall which oh it's the [ __ ] somehow hit you alright [ __ ] yeah welcome to back the ex-con multi-play you remember hub as well yeah I don't appreciate that you are cheating i I can't leave it late I can't even move my other drone right now well I'm happy about that incise I'm sure you all I'm gonna try and toggle its white bone see if it let me move it okay it kind of did that's alright I guess it's it is more of a case like battling the game and trying to figure out exactly what on earth is going what you're allowed to do and what you're not allowed to do yeah most of my kit says I'm trying to open the door right now it's not letting me do that either yeah how did that count as often it won't let me open the door I screwed that turn up completely excellent that might be excellent for you but yeah it's good it is irritating I they clearly haven't fully fixed this yet in fact like I've actually run into more bugs than we did in our last playthrough not me I'm actually doing fine and maybe it's because I am the host I'm not sure hmm I don't know look I've got a shot on you a 100% shot through through a wall on who uh one of my soldiers can see you see who is see your mech toy okay but whoa whoa yeah all right so I don't know sure whether you might as well take your hundred percent shot through the bloody wall sorry watch let's watch it this will hit yes wow that it yeah I owe you right back there yes I can't even are not even in my line of sight and I'm able to take damage from that wow that's quite the thing grenade you boom too damaged what the [ __ ] welcome to the mech tied shield enjoy breaking that piece of [ __ ] it's okay don't worry I can't actually shoot anything sir you're fine then I greatly appreciate that as long as you can't shoot anything then then let me let me take advantage of this huh you feel me if you appeal you down all right ah now what do we need if I don't have line of sight on that guy with my mech toyed I'm gonna get really upset he is it are we gonna do a TV rage rage angry tea beer at risk about to happen now shape dare other Joe duck oh my if you keep you how did I miss him on the spec told he's useless oh Jesus Christ he is in a bad way he's in a bad way right now alright shot on that but also my cool all right troopers man up got a beat tbh it's best out of one I can't even enter this door so it's telling me the only way round is to - which is ridiculous well I'm not sure what you're talking about I could see a commander behind me it looks like there's a door but if your mind melded with somebody then then maybe that's the reason why you can't now the mind meld broke cuz you just broke the shield so okay yeah it's pretty silly look out so Joe is freaking out he's like please please don't shoot me but are you gonna sue me oh okay it's time to get rid of some of that cover of you all's oh oh oh Darley you can't break up with a grenade alright go that no I mean that's this is a [ __ ] base I mean I'm sure all this [ __ ] is made of [ __ ] steel titanium or viral what it is [ __ ] okay crazy-ass stuff where will it let me actually fly to Oh half way across the map grate it while you're flying it doesn't actually show you the movement limits properly which is pretty irritating yeah yeah alright this is this is not a good shot to take oh hi bro how horribly embarrassing for you oh no this [ __ ] blood everywhere you killed my fresh you killed my bread I think you need friends with higher HP Joe I I was just trying to find a way to fit him in there but I'm probably oh you're one of those guys right okay yeah oh oh oh I see now prepared what is this repaired this is [ __ ] [ __ ] alright I think it's it's time to cut you down to size Sonny let's see if my mech toit is actually allowed to move now there we go yeah mech toy has a lot of [ __ ] health on that thing hello hello hello mr. man hi do whoa what can I take him out mmm it's a 68% ago I ran outside yes oh oh you got [ __ ] up Sonny yeah uh-oh Crudup cuz this is angry Joe and you don't mess with angry Joe Rob this is really encouraged to pursue and me kinetic strike to your face whoa boom well damage ah yeah she likes that don't not use okay I wasn't looking at the clock uh now the grenades count as your action yeah Bar how you gonna fight that a mess yep oh god he's a little bit more training there yes they could it's ridiculous how do you don't be absurd [ __ ] up sir fire fire fire yes okay he's only got three hits left on him finish him you may regret your decision finish him why are you gonna explode Shh what I don't know come on you must be done that was your only show right no no are you going to explode I'm gonna tell you that well [ __ ] it I don't ever candle the guy buh-bye you break that window bring him down yeah come on oh five troops really him mm-hm long with the MEC true but how long I have I have four troops and it's because my mech trooper is much weaker than yours you just made a strategic what tactical error are your balls hurting cuz I just punched them that was your big boy right there we just hit him right in the mommy-daddy button oh good lord what are you doing getting rid of one of your troops oh ah Dell riff down suicidal machines alright well I'm not licked yet Oh waste this is the worst like it will not let me open doors at all it's infuriating um well what you have to do is you have to go you have to just do a simple click on the door I tried it doesn't work it doesn't do anything I kind of moved my drone right now it won't let me hmm see now you're feeling what I felt last week well I'm just gonna end my turn because there's actually nothing I can do ah my drone won't move so yeah that's lovely well what can I say man I'm I'm sorry about that yeah I'd hope they'd fix this stuff you know I mean it's been so long they've had a year to fix this and they've actually like on my side it made it worse bring them down well that's didn't take much effort did it no it did not all right 29% chance it's not very good so what we'll probably need to end up doing is come out here did we improve our chances no but perhaps what we can do then is launch all fighters you know I mean grenades boom yeah oh nice ricochet I [ __ ] you up sir not going anywhere good this is an obliteration of your mind all right here we go and yes sir hello thanks for the extra cover above yeah I kind of forgot that that was not a grenade that was actually a smoke grenade I appreciate it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] your soul is mine well I appreciate the extra cover that you gave I'm AC proud the problem is I made a tactical error there just like you had oh yeah all of my mistakes were clearly tactical errors as opposed to game bugs mm-hmm as I felt last time oh my god that whole mind control thing that uh that is really annoying it is about the only thing this guy can do so it is to be expected all right what without wit but do you understand how much that tips of balance you essentially get another truth while I was like obliterating you yep pretty much I'm fairly happy with how that went yeah I don't sure how long it lasts I don't know that I don't know I would assume that's part of the whole game oh how I am full cover sir not against the light plasma rifle you don't I don't I don't I think you can break it I'm just not entirely sure how I mean maybe you just kill the SEC toy commando I guess that would do it it's hard to say yeah yeah you kill the sectoid commander it should break the it'll break it yeah the sector commanders are so easy to kill otherwise what does that mean whoops I still deal with your Mac which is going to be extremely difficult I'm X immune to psychic mind-control stuff from yeah oh geez that's even worse let's see for God is wow that takes my turn god goddamn yeah I'll do that it takes a whole turn oh my or could I have fired first and then yeah it takes u-turn it's an action oh god damn it you're just basically ruined what what I was doing I'm so sorry Joe you destroyed mr. snuggles and now you will pay you all right is your turn I see that I see it they know it's our bigs he's running away that's right I'm healing up sir this could take a while problem hmm I'm losing to you well it is fairly unlikely you're gonna lose to me after a while I would get my trooper back she's gonna reassume control hey if there's anyone that's capable of losing from this position it's you Joe oh it's over now no mercy load up them grenades Devlin's all of them burns no mercy I really liked that alien sector I think that it was our mech to what is it mech toid you physically yeah mech toys pretty good was but you you just yeah well it bugged out one turn so I couldn't move it and I thought it had was having my damage yeah while the shield was up yeah that way she'll go ahead how strong are you you've got to use a sec toy to make that shield so you basically got a if you take a mech tour you've got to take a sec Toit as well oh that is so cheap I mean a cheap cost yeah Oh No Oh Oh my screen that was five feet to the left didn't even hit that's a joke beep you on my screen it was a direct hit not what I'm glad to hear that well if you don't mind I love my glitter hound let me go okay so that's why you're my trooper is oh this app's got a lot of hiding spaces like directing what's this I have control of my trooper again what's that just have a little ins yeah yeah I guess you can't control it for the whole game that be cheap as hell I had no idea how to turn limit it was sir and I think what you're doing is you're taking your guy and you're running all the way away cuz that's a TV thing to do he bravely ran away away I need to check I know to double check the description of that tooltip to see if it actually had a term limit written on it [ __ ] control like I don't know we closed well it doesn't I haven't I didn't wash it read it I'm gonna read it right now and I'm gonna see well that's good go ahead oh yeah I probably should have read that very difficult site tech needed of successful drank yeah try again grants control of the target unit four three two there you go oh crap yeah that's not good nope it's actually terrible this is really really bad come out come out to play let's end this seriously it's at this shutter add the tooltip look we are flanking flanking maneuver engaged finish him oh god yeah baby what do I pay you for well thanks for giving me the open flank for next turn yeah it was a risk it was a risk that I was willing to take I just bring up some grenades open fire mr. tic Oh what up - damage oh it's incredible what a performance it's actually hilarious how these shots are not connecting at all at all not all not at all hey going anywhere near furniture you better have practice your aim ah need a resupply parents will be mine I have two HP it's all going my way right now well unfortunately my commander only does 4 damage as a maximum so this is probably like problematic it's this Christmas you going forward all right and I can't use any of my own account all right go sigh panic lets out I can force you to run away no you ain't scaring me about your little body you don't scare me TV all right here we go let's let's finish this fool off oh you're lucky son of a [ __ ] I'm out of ammo so if you're out of ammo what you could do you can swap to the pistol oh that's real Ola wait does that cost an action [ __ ] swapping weapons now dashing what is this how do I swap to the weapon I just click it yeah there we go and finish him off end of game right here to the face ah that was terrible I was dreadful angry Joe gets his revenge oh that was awful yes it was continue would you like to know more I'd like to know more about how this games supposed to work properly that would be nice would you like to get your ass kicked again would I like to bug out no actually I wouldn't have you had enough TV was that enough then I win one out of one no not having that you'll give up we'll do our proper best of three thank you very much

Channel: AngryJoeShow

Views: 565,408

Rating: 4.8702807 out of 5

Keywords: X-COM (Video Game Series), xcom, strategy, tournament, grudge match, angryjoe, angryjoeshow, totalbiscuit, gameplay, preview, first impression, review, lets play

Id: 8TVhg3dMS-8

Length: 40min 7sec (2407 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 15 2013