An unhinged Rant on Tarkov Quests

all right I was originally planning on going through literally every single quest in Escape From tarkov and kind of putting them on a scale of where they sit based on you know oh it's no biggie versus I'm actively considering Sudoku each time I do this Quest but then I realized that ranking every single quest in Escape From tarkov would take an exceptional amount of time as well as being extremely boring so instead I'm just going to go through and list off all the ones that are my least favorite um keep in mind this is completely opinion based so you know your list you may hate something else that I did not mention so yeah we're just gonna work our way down by Traders because you know I think that's the simplest way to do that starting off with everyone's favorite uh proper um I'm gonna start with Punisher part four mostly due to the fact that you are forced to use a shotgun on Woods yes I understand that super performance slugs turn this thing into a pseudo sniper however it is still exceptionally stupid to me that they thought that a good Quest design was to force you to use a weapon that is not at all ideal for range in one of the most open maps in the game is it terrible no because I think you just have to kill scavs and there are quite a few scab spawns on Woods which is something that is kind of nice however I still don't like the fact that you're forcing me to use a shotgun as a sniper rifle that's not very fun in my opinion um also you have to go back to Shoreline I'm gonna explain my problem with Shoreline quests I absolutely hate them so I'm gonna be honest if a quest is on Shoreline it is annoying enough for me to put it on this list but um yeah I don't really care about the scav rig or the uh the ball clava requirement I just really hate Shoreline and I hate using shotguns in wide open maps where they are not at all really meant to be used arguably one of the worst quests in Escape From tarkov right now is given by proper and that is capturing outposts this Quest is the definition of misery there are people I know who are the most insane players at this game we're talking level 54. you know day seven of the life like those absolute Mega Chads who have not touched grass in years and they hate this Quest and I don't I can't say I blame them the one on Customs isn't too bad you're just killing pmcs in the Fortress which is a point of Interest people are going to go there that's not a bad spot for this Woods is a little bit worse but I still think that the um the military champ which I'm pretty sure is where it's at um you can still attract enough interest while you may not get one kill every raid you're not doing a hundred raids before you finally get your 15th PMC kill then there's Shoreline you have to Camp the pier the only way I've really seen people do this is with airdrops or baiting people in with gunfire the problem with that is half the time people won't even come on to the pier to fight you they'll just chill up in the woods the moment you peek out from the building and you step onto the pier you're gonna get sniped by because somebody wanted to shooterborn or somebody's just camping the hill the other issue is that there's no real good extract there because pureboat is only there half the time it's a 30 second extract for some reason I don't know how long it takes you to you know Chuck a bag onto a boat and dive in but you know apparently it's 30 seconds for rpmcs and also you have to run along this incredibly rigid line to get in that extract so the pier is just kind of a crap place to be worst of all when most players are going to have reached this Quest and are trying to do it there's no reason for anyone else to really go on to the pier earlier it kind of makes sense because everyone one has to do anesthesia and rigged game and colleagues and um yeah they have they have a reason to go there there's you're gonna find people on the pier later in the wipe when everyone else has to go do this you're not gonna find anybody so it's really just frustrating annoying I I really think it's just a it's just a badly designed Quest um therapists colleagues part three this is the only real stupid quest in my opinion that comes from therapist and the reason it is just incredibly dumb is I do not know of a single person who has actually done this Quest because it's just stupid colleagues part 3 requires you to turn in the green Labs access key card and the blue Labs access key card you know two of the rarest items in Escape From tarkov I'm pretty sure blue key card is actually harder to get than the red key card if that makes any sense and you also have to find two stims but compared to the cards those are like nothing and if you do this Quest you lose 0.1 rep with jaeger a person who is exceptionally annoying to get rep with because he's such a picky bastard it's just it's a nonsensical question you have to turn in two of the rarest items and you get two Violet key cards but I'm gonna be honest I haven't gotten labs in a long time but ever since they nerfed the key card rooms I'm not sure how worth they are to just constantly run and I'm pretty sure that green key card would be worth more than violet key card anyways considering you can get a lot more just loose Loot and stims in that room so honestly this Quest just not it doesn't make any sense to me there is no reason to go the therapist route and if you it's just bad Jaeger offers the alternative of just freaking kill sanitar it's such an easy Quest and the best part is is that you don't lose 0.1 rep with him instead you lose point zero two rep with therapist a person who you are going to have a ton of rep with anyways so yeah dumb Quest on to the Pom-Pom wearing a man himself we have skier uh first of all is um this Quest that I'm not gonna say because YouTube demonetization is completely out of hand recently um it's just a dumb question you have to go into one of the most popular PVP areas in the game and you have to sit there with your head down and your ass up staring at a pile of trash for 90 seconds you have to sit there for 90 seconds hoping that a player doesn't come murder you or that a scab doesn't come murder you and the best part is you're not allowed to kill the scavs yeah the most annoying AI in the game in gaming history in my opinion that just freaking stares you down through bushes and is a guaranteed spawn in the dorms you're not allowed to kill them you can't do it if you do you fail the quest and if you've already planted the items go get more you're doing it again it's just dumb you cannot complete this Quest as a solo you have to have a bodyguard it's just really really lame in my opinion the the rest of it I could almost understand but like really you're not allowed to kill scabs come on tarkov this Quest isn't particularly hard I just find it to be exceptionally stupid Quest design and that is friend from the West part too a hand over six thousand dollars really that's I have to hand over six thousand dollars so I can do more work for you fantastic we did it ladies and gentlemen exceptional job and the final uh annoying skier Quest skiers not too bad but this one is just dumb in my opinion is rigged game you literally go to the exact same place you went for anesthesia and colleagues why I understand the in-lore explanation is you're like planting these markers for skier so that he can find out where proper hides is good or something it's still dumb don't make me go to the exact same location doing something very similar except it's worse this time because instead of me just flicking a switch and dropping the thing and scurrying away I actually have to sit there like a goblin just hide in this thing in a box of containers it it's just dumb especially for the one up by Resort you gotta sit there I think it I think they dropped it to seven seconds still annoying because you are sitting in one of the most prolific PVP areas just hoping that somebody doesn't peek out a window and blow your head off so you know yeah not a great Quest don't make me do the same stupid don't make me go to the same stupid location doing something extremely similar except even worse that's not a great Quest my man that's just that's a sodium Factory come on then we have Peacekeeper um yeah this guy is a close runner-up for the most hated trainer um by me because he might not freaking Eclipse Jaeger but holy cow does he come close seriously I really do not like the quests on this I'm gonna go through some of the worst ones real quick first we have Spa Tour Part One again you are using a shotgun in a map that a shotgun is not at all going to be good in considering 90 of it is open empty space then you get up to the resort you have to find scavs at least on woods they were merciful and have scabs literally everywhere on Shoreline there are like four places to find scabs and if they're already dead well whoop they do you're out of luck my friend seriously why are there like no scav spawns why are there no scav spawns on this map it's annoying and also I think it has to be head shots so you're gonna get up nice and close my friend with the shotgun especially when they're on top of that rock or Sprint across this open field whether it be shooting you the whole time and hope you don't get nailed by a PMC with an SVD in a bush somewhere yeah I really do not like this Quest I hate it a lot what job is annoying to me because you are doing the exact same thing as humanitarian supplies except this time you get to choose what armor you're gonna wear yeah I really it's just dumb to me that these quests are so repetitive and redundant and once again the scav spots this one's slightly less terrible so because with an M4 you can reach out and poke sniper scabs easier than with a shotgun it doesn't make it any less annoying to go hunting for scabs on Shoreline uh the guide you have now become a rat and you will Scurry your way through each map hoping to Nikita that a random PMC or scab or scab boss or Rogue or any of the many other things in this game that want to murder you just rips a bullet through your skull from 300 yards away good luck on Labs hopefully the cheating situation is not nearly as bad as it used I remember trying to do this Quest like four wipes ago so yeah hopefully you don't run into a hacker and hopefully you don't get nailed as you're trying to complete this Quest I suggest you bring friends as a person who plays mostly solo I hate this Quest I probably won't even get to it this way and finally for Peacekeeper we are just going to say most of spa tour the rest of wet job and cargo Parts one and three Peacekeeper ultimately suffers from the redundancy of his quests and most of them being in very similar areas on Shoreline the amount of times you have to go to a similar area to either retrieve something or plant something or look at something it's just far too many times it's really annoying the shoreline itself has issues so because honestly if they just cut out the fields and moved everything far closer together I think it would be a better map but my problem with it right now is depending on where you spawn will completely dictate how your raids go with Customs you can at least double back with a reasonable amount of time Shoreline if you spawn in any of the areas super far away from the resort you're gonna have a bad day if you spawn in that blue uh area along the water line I have friends who will straight up just dump all their gear in the ocean and frag themselves that is how much they hate that spawn so ultimately I just hate Shoreline I hate pretty much every single Quest on that map because of redundancy and repetitiveness so that's where I'm Gonna Leave it I do not like Shoreline ragman doesn't have too many terrible quests um honorable mention for so it good part two and three for being a little dumb because you know I don't know of too many well-designed quests that are gonna have you looking up on factories your friends start spraying your thorax with 9x19 while two other dudes a watch but you know it's not particularly hard it's just kind of goofy um that being said I do not like doing ragman quests mostly because I despise interchange interchange and Shoreline are in the running from my least favorite different Maps it kind of switches on the day interchange does not have a special place in hell it is the special place in Hell uh mostly because the lighting is absolutely terrible I can't see a damn thing there's always a chance there's some guy chilling in the shadows of a store just waiting for you to walk past you can't even use night vision at night because the mall is bright during night for whatever reason but dark during the day don't really know how that works I guess it's just equally terrible uh player scabs spun in the mall before pmcs can even get in there sometimes I think that's a little ludicrous and honestly with the way Killa is now you're waiting for sir Adidas himself to pop out of a hole in the ground and spray you down two immediate shots from 300 meters so you know I'm not even sure how that's possible considering you're inside a shopping mall but it's still definitely gonna happen so yeah I really do not like interchange ragman quests are the most annoying to me for this reason but you know are they are they worse than Peacekeeper moving on to mechanic he doesn't have too many bad quests but um there are a few that stand out forming part four is an absolutely atrocious uh quest in my opinion solely due to the fact that the reward is not at all worth what you have to do you have to give him three gpus an exceptionally valuable rare and expensive barter item what does he give you in return a pistol case and a Glock thank you sir I appreciate this so much either buff graphics card spawns again or just make the reward like two Bitcoins or something that would it would even make sense because you're giving them graphics cards and he mined the crypto even though crypto's dying I don't I don't know something other than a complete loss please um and then we have shooter born in heaven this Quest was annoying enough in my opinion when it was 100 meter headshots why was it increased to 125 the amount of headshots I have gotten that are like 106 108 114. it's causing me genuine pain it is so incredibly depressing to know that hey this would have been good enough last wipe but this time just no I swear if there was some big streamer that called this Quest easy and battle State you know took that as a personal challenge I'm gonna be very angry why was this done it and I I don't get it 100 meters just made sense then they upped it to 125. at this point just make it the world record for a sniper shot like one and a half miles why not or I don't know what that is in I don't know 2.5 kilometers or something I don't know and now we have arrived to the moment you are all waiting for when you clicked on this video this bastard holy crap so many Jaeger quests are just abysmal when battle State itself clowns on how annoying these quests are you know that it's kinda bad uh tarkov shooter part eight uh that one's the one where you have to kill 3 pmcs on Woods with bolt actions that's not particularly terrible the problem with this one is Woods is such an open map that very few people actually like to play so most of the time you're not going to be running into three pmcs and even if you do run into three pmcs unless you land an instant headshot with your bolt action rifle which isn't particularly hard but it's not easy sometimes if they get hit or even get scared they're gonna animorph into a rat and Scurry into the woods never be seen again it's not a difficult Quest it's just annoying to have to see three pmcs in one raid on what a map where pretty much everyone can blend into anything so yeah that one's pretty annoying uh the survivalist path the the one where you dehydrate yourself I'm not going to even try to pronounce that um this one's just done how does he know how does he know you downed a jar of mayo sat in a bush for five minutes waited until you had correctly timed yourself out to five minutes and then took a sip of water how does he know this makes no sense to me and I think it's a stupid quest uh Huntsman path Justice why the ever loving heck does the quest to kill roshala's guards come after the quest to Kill roshala I think it used to be better I'm pretty sure other scavs would wear the police uniforms sometimes so you could at least just kill regular scabs and get this Quest done but I think they might have changed that considering I haven't seen a police uniform um scaven a long time that isn't overshala guard so yeah why does it come after the quest to kill roshala that's just is dumb is really dumb Huntsman path eraser part one [Music] [Laughter] oh I hate blue heart so much yep that one's just annoying uh stray dogs oh God this one is terrible for whatever reason as a person who does not like to run Lighthouse that often my Duo partner and I I know I'm not even trying to get this Quest down but my friend who is trying to get this Quest done is having a hell of a time because he has killed night he has killed big pipe he only needs to kill bird eye but they either do not spawn murder you immediately with two shots to chest because you know they are The Offspring of an sas operator a Delta operator and then that child proceeded to be turned into a Space Marine before mating with a Terminator that's a beautiful image in your head but that's what these guys are holy crap are they just the most freaking annoying pieces of crap sometimes and other times they're completely brain dead and then one of them gets killed by some random Timmy with an mp-133 and all of a sudden we can't complete the quest that that raid because one of the one guy we needed bird eye just got shot by Magnum Buck to the jaw by some dude who's level 12. oh I hate this Quest it is pain it is suffering maybe you got it done early maybe it didn't screw this Quest all right uh that is gonna do for my unhinged rant about tarkov's quests uh thank you so much for watching especially all the way to the end I hope this um I hope me delving into the reaches of insanity was at least entertaining for you to watch um yeah that's all I have to say thank you so much for watching um the video about the tarkov mega sweats uh it's gonna be a tarkov geographic video it should be coming out next week assuming all goes well and my house isn't hit by like an asteroid or something um or a meteor I think is the proper term um but yeah thank you so much for watching I hope you enjoyed half the time people won't even come on to the pier to fight you they'll just chill up in the woods they'll just chill in the woods looking over the pier and the moment you you pee I'm suffering a stroke the moment you peek outside of the building or onto the pier you get sniped by say it

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Published: Sun Aug 14 2022