Let's get this over with. You know the rules. First person to get it
to the other side wins. Winner gets to keep the room. Loser, has to pack it up
and kick rocks. Got it? Better get your rocks ready,
then. Oh, it's like that? Yeah, it's like that. Then it's like that. Let it go. Hey, that's cheating. Sorry, can't hear you! Get back here! Man, interference. Interference. Hey! There is no judge. What is going on? Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Don't forget the yogurt. Ooh. My sneakers!
There's yogurt all over them! You gotta give me yours! [laughing] I don't think so, besides, these are really comfortable.
Yeah. Give me my [unintelligible]! [grunting] Don't mess up my floor. All right, everybody's dressed
and fed and ready for the bus. My stomach's full...
but my heart's empty... cause I got to wear
this clown suit. Dylan, are you going to complain about your school uniform
every day? I don't complain
about it on the weekends. Thank God for weekends. <i> ♪ Applying pressing
And I'm leaning ♪</i> <i> ♪ On these rappers
Like they're crutches ♪</i> <i> ♪ Trying to keep up
With my step ♪</i> <i> ♪ You can run
And still get dusty ♪</i> ♪<i> In the beat
I crush it ♪</i> The bell's about to ring,
we need to get to class. Man, relax, Chuckles.
We've got like a whole minute. That's plenty of time. Suit yourself. [bell ringing] You gotta look right
to be right. Oh. Yo, Principal Matthews,
you shouldn't walk up on people. It's rude. Really? And don't you think it's rude
that you're late for class? What? I'm late?
What? No, I still have time. The bell rang and you're late. Dylan, we've talked
about your tardiness. What am I going to do with you? These spiders are known
as peacock spiders, and they love to dance. Also, they can be quite small. Also, they have
wonderful colors, as well. Now they use these colors
to protect themselves from predators, as well
as a way to show their worth to the spider
that they love most. They dance beautifully
using their legs. [shrieking] Man, you almost gave me
a heart attack. Well, maybe next time
you'll think before falling asleep in class. What? I mean,
no, no, no, no, no, no. I wasn't asleep,
I was just watching my eyelids. Nice try, Dylan. I was given the responsibility
of being a home monitor, so I need to honor the badge. So either you guys go back
to class and let things go back to normal
or I'll shut you down. Wait. You shut us down?
I don't think so. How about we shut you
in one of those lockers? [chuckles]
You're funny. Y'all wouldn't dare. Wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Maybe y'all would. Oh, Principal Matthews. Buddha told me there was
trouble brewing in my hallways. Look, man, I don't know
nothing about fencing. I just wanna impress a girl.
You feel me? Alright, cool, cool, cool. So look, maybe, uh, act scared.
run a little. Oh, definitely add a
"Please, Dylan, don't hurt me. Please, Dylan, don't hurt me." Alright? Aye. Oh. Oh. [chuckles]
Yeah, do stuff like that. All right. Here ya go. All right, let's get ready-
Let's fence. [whistle blowing] 'Kay, I can do that too.
[grunting] [grunting] Okay, I like that.
Give 'em a show. [grunting] Okay.
Maybe dial it back a little. Ah! Ah, y- you did tell Tim
to embarrass Dylan, but not to go crazy.
Right? [yelling] [shrieking] I thought you did. Uh-oh. Man, forget this. [groaning] Yeah. Okay, okay. Don't worry,
everyone will get a turn. Yeah! Let's give it up for the man
who made this possible, the coolest guy in school,
Principal... [banging] Matthews! [cheering] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! [cheering] One more time! [cheering] What Shakespearean
monologue have you prepared for me today, Dylan? Oh, I got an original rap
for you. Way better than anything
Shakespeare ever wrote. Have at it then. You gotta make me
the lead of the show. You know,
everybody want my flow. Been doing this
since I was four. Actin' a fool, you know? You gotta make me the lead
of the show. Buddha gotta go. Young Dylan already won,
you know? Impressive, Dylan. Impressive. Yeah, I know. Boys and girls,
before you head home this afternoon,
I have a special guest who would like to give you
a surprise musical performance! Dylan! Dylan! - Dylan! Dylan!
- No, no, no, no, no. No. No. For those
who may be wondering, the guest is not Dylan. See, nothing to worry about. [booing] It's Young Dylan! [cheering] <i> ♪ (Three, two, one)
And go ♪</i> [cheering] <i> ♪ (Three, two, one)
And go ♪</i> <i> ♪ We made a 100,000 hits
This series ♪</i> <i> ♪ I just have
One million haters ♪</i> <i> ♪ All these other rappers
Captive ♪</i> <i> ♪ Ay, you got Young Dylan
To be he (Killing it) ♪</i> <i> ♪ I just made a [unintelligibl]
For the dough ♪</i> <i> ♪ Ay, bust out killing
With the wallet ♪</i> <i> ♪ (Let's go)
Phone in the middle of the flo♪</i> <i> ♪ Three, two one
Let it go live ♪</i> <i> ♪ Gotta show love to my fans ♪</i> <i> ♪ I'm a [unintelligible]
Never gonna flip flop ♪</i> <i> ♪ I pick for the brand new
Hip hop ♪</i> <i> ♪ You ain't gotta like it
Kick rock ♪</i> <i> ♪ Kick rock, ay
Brand new mely on TikTok ♪</i> <i> ♪ Big face on it
With a big rock ♪</i> <i> ♪ Hold on, hold on, wait
This is the best part ♪</i> <i> ♪ (Five, four,
three, two, one) ♪</i> <i> ♪ And go ♪</i> You know what? I'm done.
I can't take this anymore. Dylan, what are you doing?
I thought you said you were done
for real this time. I thought about it
and um, I decided... why would I give up
all this power? Dylan, you have gone
out of control. Yeah, I'm outta control! Yeah! Wait. Are those your beats? They aren't ready
for big boy to hear. Come on now, you listened
to one of my beats. Please. I guess that's fair. [music playing] Hey. You liking it? - Yeah, I got some for this one.
- Okay. <i> ♪ Look, look ♪</i> <i> ♪ Ay, walk up in the spot
Like where the bag is? ♪</i> <i> ♪ Tara got my back
Like an ad lib ♪</i> <i> ♪ Stacks big
Acting up like a bad kid ♪</i> <i> ♪ Tara
They said we wouldn't last ♪</i> <i> ♪ That was last year (Whoo)
Walk up in a spot ♪</i> <i> ♪ Like where the bag is?
(Bag is) ♪</i> <i> ♪ Got my own back like an ad lb
(Ad lib) ♪</i> <i> ♪ Acting big, acting up
Like a bad kid (bad kid) ♪</i> <i> ♪ Tara
They said we wouldn't last ♪</i> <i> ♪ That was last year ♪</i> Yeah. How slick. Your rhymes, my beats,
we make a pretty good team. I'm starting to think that, too. Okay, back to operation:
Cancel the Dance. What if we don't cancel it? What if we go
to the dance... together? Together? Yeah. I mean, unless you- Wait. Dylan... You just keep coming up
with great ideas. I do? Yes. We go to the dance
as fake dates. Corey and Bethany will see
how much fun we're having, and they'll realize
they could be having so much more fun with us
as their dates. Yeah, exactly.
Fake dates. - How do I look?
- Well- You know what?
I'll look for myself. Yo, Fleck, son, son. And, one, two, three. Go. And stop. Ooh, just like I thought.
I look good. Hello.
It's your boy, Young Dylo. Ooh.
[chuckles] Yep, already regret buying it. Yeah-yah! Yes, sir. [music playing] <i> ♪ Walk up in the spot
Like where the bag is? ♪</i> <i> ♪ I got my own back
Like an ad lib ♪</i> <i> ♪ Stacks big
Acting up like a bad kid ♪</i> <i> ♪ Tara
They said we wouldn't last ♪</i> <i> ♪ That was last year ♪</i> Ay! When I say, "Young"
You say, "Dylan" - Young!
- Dylan! - Young!
- Dylan! When I say, "Young"
You say, "Dylan" - Young!
- Dylan! - Young!
- Dylan! Yeah. [cheering] Ladies first. What a doll. Ah, man, great idea
on doing the performance. Everyone really liked it. Yeah, we should really start
making more songs together. That was dope. Oh, and thanks again
for my corsage, Dylan. It's perfect. I tried to find something I thought you would think
was cool. I even- Cory and Bethany are wearing
matching outfits. Let's keep dancing
so they can see how much fun we're having. Okay. Ay. Ay. Well, looks
like Dylan's having a good time. Yeah, him and Tara's been making
lots of beats together. She's like an amazing
music producer. She sends me songs all the time. Come on, let's go dance. This is the most fun
I've ever had at a party. Also, thanks for my corsage,
Dylan. You are so clever and creative
and handsome and- What are you doing? I- I- I thought we were vibing,
so I- Dylan, I'm sorry,
but I don't feel the same way. I was just saying those things
to make Cory jealous. This is a fake date.
Remember? [music playing,
indistinct chatting] Oh. [sighing] -<i> Press play to begin.</i>
- Oh, no. Is it that time of year again? [grunting] Night of the dragon. Wah!
[chuckles] You guys seriously have
to do this every year? If you're father and Dylan want
to stay up all night and watch
their silly punch kick movie, let 'em have their fun. Ah, they're called
Kung Fu movies. And yes,
we have to do this every year. Where did this obsession come
from anyway? Um, not an obsession, a healthy appreciation
for fine art. Fine art? Oh, no, they didn't. You are not breaking my streak. You won't get a block from here!
Trust me! [unintelligible] is always
one step ahead! [door shutting] The coast is clear. See? I told you being
one step ahead, isn't always good. Whoa! Look at grandma run
across the street over there. I didn't know she could run. Let's go meet Queen Stars so me
and her can become best friends. Mm-hmm. Okay, once the coast is clear,
we can head to the concert. Ooh, these kids gonna be
the death of me. Oh, no, Alcatraz is coming.
We have to go. Come on. Dylan, my foot's stuck. Do something. I'm trying. Ooh, Lord. There's no point in both
of us getting caught. Besides, after Queen Star
listens to my demo, she'll bring me on tour
and you'll get to see her all the time. I promise. Dylan. Dylan, come back. Dylan. You came back. Yeah, I couldn't leave you.
We broke out together, we get caught together.
Cousins for life. Oh, Lord. Go, go, go. [yawning] Wow. That late already? We should probably hit it.
Sleep is so important. Okay, but- Shhh. Sleeping. It's just that rap was
pretty good. You should get it down
in your dia- Ah. Your big book of rhymes. That Mother may I part was- Oh, you like that? Yeah. Well, Mother may I go
to sleep, please? Alright, alright.
