AMP TEACHES HIGH SCHOOL

[Applause] watch your mouth [Music] late again on the first day of school huh students may love Mr next door or the principal agent's not going to be pleased when he gets a whiff of him the staff of EMP got their work cut out for them this school year it's not looking bright for theirs or their students futures [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't think they had that [ __ ] back when I was playing it was an elective back when I was playing what the [ __ ] sex ed but not till marriage what about what if a kid tell you like you gotta get on the way aboard abort yo what how long you been teaching I'm a substitute yeah yeah I've been teaching like 31 like 31 years see the secret the secret is about these kids [ __ ] I thought you I thought you said you was gospel teacher okay hold on hold on wait a minute wait a minute camp now look at me look at me is that a fit so give me one tip on sex bro I got you come here [ __ ] so when you dance show me this [ __ ] you already know like I know dice [Music] hey reports came in we're the lowest ranked School in the county let's go let's go up [ __ ] you still want a [ __ ] job man because if you want a [ __ ] job we're gonna act right today we're going to have everybody sit in While others teach evaluating each other's teaching styles well you're about to sit in the classroom in the back while we play classes oh sitting I hate that I hate this [ __ ] always [ __ ] rank School in the county Mr Dennis you're not the ones taking a test them little dumbass kids the ones failing weird guys five minutes till the Bell professionals I guess yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] is paying me 20 cash a week for this [ __ ] bro who the [ __ ] are you doing outside of class get your ass back in class yeah come here come here break it up are you okay did they attack you did they assault you yes I'm gonna have a word with you you're not you're not doing [ __ ] buddy you're not doing [ __ ] [ __ ] right all right please find a seat we're going to be evaluating Mr Dennis's performance here today good morning this won't be your usual class today we have teachers will be evaluating their peers here today so we can improve them so yes sir don't cut me off so we can improved did he cut me off again I was just hearing that okay Mr Dennis take it away good morning bro if I say good job history my name Mr Dennis you will address me as so history is my cup of tea like I really do this like on a daily been doing it for 31 years so yeah so if you've been doing it for 31 years then how old are you bro do the math all right hit different and just for the teachers just try not to interrupt me man y'all interrupting me more than the class all right let's go ahead get right right to it first things first we're gonna go over the Civil Rights Movement any do anybody know anything like remotely yeah elaborate Mr CNET all right so the Civil Rights book was best to be when black [ __ ] started fighting back into the federal is right type [ __ ] yeah Malcolm X one of if not the most influential black [ __ ] in time you heard me like like bro this [ __ ] is that you yeah you were there that's what I'm trying to bruh he's doing there hey hey hey hey hey No Cap the next [ __ ] that the next student that throws on please remove them out my class all right all right anyways bro you acting like a hey what's your name man I don't like that you know hey please remove yourself from the classroom I'll see you at the principal's office no get out bro this is a place of learning this is a place of learning could you please exit the classroom no I will see you in the principal's office yeah you oh no wait [ __ ] damn yo what's he gonna do it you got no way [Applause] hey hey Ashley right do you got home training did your mama do a good enough job raising you hi then so just chill act like you got some coming set some home training it's all right Earl we got it [Applause] y'all see me and Earl here we was here doing Malcolm X y'all asked me a few minutes ago was this me that is absolutely correct that is me back in my Heyday you know I'm saying me and Malcolm as we go way back well I swear but when he listen man when they took him out it took like Sam eight [ __ ] to hold me back man like it was a real influential uh individual and he did a lot for the black community so give her a round of applause for Malcolm X um [Applause] Rosa Parks listen rolls apart if I'm gonna tell you what she is that you again this is me because like I said I've been doing this for quite some time Rosa was tough Rosa was bad before the bbls and the she was she was special though she was real important um before y'all was born way before y'all what the [ __ ] I'm just letting you know ma'am Ashley you interrupting during black history listen to them [Applause] [ __ ] Martin Luther King listen man okay probably the most famous of them all um he had a dream he had several dreams that the classroom was possible so that you and you and you and Bennett can got them all sit as a unit and learn about school and [ __ ] like that y'all know who that is you bingo you see it come on man let me see it man you got them passing those that mean everybody that me everybody in the class to serve the gym teacher big as hell hey bro don't do this who is it now this [ __ ] hey hey hey hey everyone tell me who wrote that [ __ ] all right well if it wasn't true and it wasn't him then who was it I don't know man I gonna find out that gym class it was yeah Hey listen hey see you know Amy bro I've been doing this [ __ ] for a little minute he got he got the first ever j's [ __ ] listen listen this [ __ ] my hero this Edition right here this [ __ ] was real you heard me this [ __ ] was real hey really stood up here I know cause I was down just my right hand man he really was talking to them [ __ ] like man's place in Proclamation type [ __ ] like that's what he was on that's pretty much it for the first day you know what I'm saying like if you were listening you ain't gonna have no problem like like you you was listening other than that little note [ __ ] you were listening you was pretty much a great student you Deja you gone any questions what's up bro y'all ask him that till he ignored me completely bro like I'm actually interested bro do the math bro so all right look so and you have to be at least 18 to go to college right plus the 31 years he said earlier plus the four years in the master degree you got to do that's like that's like at least 83 or something it says Abraham Lincoln died April 15 1865. and he was different he was different [Music] black people I appreciate you for status for having us you know what I'm saying thank you hey my [ __ ] she looks good hey [ __ ] they snitched on you they say you wrote the letter see you at uh gym class again no I didn't write those yes you did my boy Roy put me on thank God and boy imma beat the [ __ ] ass boy Hey sir [Music] your money [Music] screaming my elbow hurt what happened I was in the bathroom I was getting the one arms like 30 seconds like my man's use slapboxing and [ __ ] and I accidentally have went like that and my elbow I hit into the mirror on in the uh the thing okay well this seems like a wave of my pay grade so we're just gonna slap this on there the [ __ ] is that it's ice pack ice pack yeah [Applause] I like that y'all are so enthusiastic for my class my name is Mr yeah who said yet what the [ __ ] who said geodes what's your name Buddy Brody he's saying goddess hey don't baby don't make me come back to you my name is Mr Davis Davidson okay what is you doing bro let the [ __ ] talk beat your ass let the [ __ ] talk about sex [Applause] shut up in my class [ __ ] my name is Mr Davis Davidson I'm gonna be teaching y'all about sex ed who in here gets [ __ ] today's lesson plan um safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cause you don't want that latex that I think I'm late I'm gonna teach y'all about sex like I said I don't matter because none of your [ __ ] actually get [ __ ] anyway but the first thing you what what um Earl come through can I see this real quick let's let him teach the classes standing up front show us how you would approach good sir since you got all the qualifications listen it's Saturday night she has one friend with her who's gonna be the one friend lunch man if you're a woman now come on okay so she's with her home girl she got on a slim dress all right go ahead tell me show me how you approach her [Music] best thing don't mind her she's she's just having a moment yeah so like Chris Brown said I saw you from across the room this [ __ ] is a cheese bro little bro how old are you huh I'm legal illegal illegal hey all right so here's what we're going to break it down right here okay first things first your walk has no confidence how are you ever gonna get any [ __ ] listen to all you young men out here when you walk when you approach a woman chest up eye contact okay catch up eye contact okay can you go ahead and show us how you would do it so we can learn from you I'm gonna show you how to walk that's it just to walk just to walk at one time [Music] damn damn okay how you doing that's it that's all you got to say hey let me let me break it down to you let me break it down to you you ain't gonna say nothing else bro there's a method called approach and just let it linger you look like you feel it too much of you back to back hey how you do you just you chatting her [ __ ] head off man you gotta listen you don't want to try her head off you don't want to chat her head off I got a question what you doing if it's a conversation it's eye contact and you get bricked up like my hormones like I don't know how to control my hormones sometimes I got a solution for that let me tell you I've been through that before that's what you got to do right if you break tuck it in between your legs so so you so so you telling me that yo hey hey hey class if you were in the middle of a conversation with a woman and you tuck it to the side she's gonna call the police on you do not do that that is a horrible idea most important thing about this [ __ ] if y'all [ __ ] ever do get any [ __ ] I need you all to wrap it up who knows what wrapping it up means Kai is when you use a condom exactly CVS condoms is expensive bro I don't give a [ __ ] you know it's more expensive babies [ __ ] wow wait really good your notes okay you get zero play come here we're gonna bring him to the class don't be nervous now Miss nurse may please come here all right yes Miss Healy I need you to have a conversation with her oh how's your day going so far it's going well um what'd you eat today [Music] what the [ __ ] on my class says never ever ask a woman what she ate today why because you need to figure out where you've taken her to her next meal oh thank you Miss nurse you can sit down thank you so much [Applause] go ahead sit down don't play again I'm gonna make you have a conversation with a woman again [ __ ] classes dismissed [Applause] who did that who did that I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you who did it it was him right here you can come with us what the [ __ ] [ __ ] snitch bro come on I'm [Music] ugly as [ __ ] gonna make it yeah I'm 100 gonna make it hey [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] whoa I don't want any kids bro this is the reason bro this is the reason come on [Applause] these students are relying on you okay so you need to be there for them I need that to be your focus you sitting here dribbling playing basketball versus Mr Davidson a sex editor get your class in order all right get your class in order come on hey Let's Dance [Music] first class my name is Mr next door thank you thank you now what's your favorite dance moves let me know what's your favorite Dance come on show me show me your favorite dance moves come on what's your name oh Kai I like hearing this [ __ ] right here [Music] [Applause] [Music] what the [ __ ] whoa I see I got a lot of [ __ ] work to do today how can we get a teacher can we get a teacher everybody Mr Phantom yeah yeah let me see your dance let me see your desk I like to do a little I'm gonna write this one you know what I'm saying all right yeah I'm saying y'all gonna do a little something like this oh my God oh my God [Music] first dance I'ma teach y'all today that I think y'all should add to your Arsenal can I please get the music please oh they're playing that [ __ ] wow we're gonna walk two steps two steps [Music] all right so now we're gonna do a Soul Train everybody a part of this can we get a side over here and then a side over here yeah an awesome like Soul Train [ __ ] some [ __ ] that's like little funky like film get put some funky [Music] [Applause] I think the size you up bro hey [ __ ] oh my god do it again did I said again do it again [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on again [Music] [Music] DJ [Music] [Music] [Applause] class over early about nothing shoot it shoot it shoot it oh keep going up bro keep going so lame ass up boy yeah I'm good right he's good at sports let's do it bro oh [ __ ] no you just won the street hey foreign [Music] you need to get off the coast hey hey hey you know it is no way bro that [ __ ] sucks bro what is you doing bro what are you doing right here big bro man we got you your card gameplay ha all right last Point wins let's go I'm late hey everybody get up we're going inside it's over y'all suck yo add meal add me on Playstation [ __ ] yeah yeah shut your [ __ ] mouth [ __ ] you're feeling every class you're feeling every single [ __ ] class you take boys [Applause] hey let me record it my big brother will beat your ass boy [Applause] oh my God [Applause] y'all [ __ ] get paid to be here disappointed I'm always disappointed about something no 62 of our students are expected to not pass dumbass kids we're the lowest in the county competing for lowest in the state and we're bought at 100 in the country it's because of what we've seen here today y'all are more focused on you and having fun than actually teaching these kids maybe if we got paid more you need to pull the [ __ ] money up my ass for the money up my ass it's up there you want to grab it for me I bend over [Music] I'm done with this job bro [ __ ] this [ __ ] bro listen man subscribe subscribe comment let us know what you want to see next subscribe to the channel if you haven't already man we're on the road to 5 million [ __ ] we can't get there this thing came up with a chair hey drop a like if you haven't bro and if you missed the last video when he's at school take it right there or we can catch y'all [ __ ] the next one [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music]

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Keywords: AMP HIGH SCHOOL, AMP HIGHSCHOOL, AMP TEACHES HIGHSCHOOL, AMP SCHOOL, AMP TEACHES SCHOOL, KAI CENAT, DUKE DENNIS, AGENT 00, CHRISNXTDOOR, IMDAVISSS, FANUM

Id: 6PGicqv2SSc

Length: 27min 14sec (1634 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 25 2023