Among Us But Imposter Is A Hitman

i had a rough childhood i lived on the streets until i learned how to wield a knife and shoot a gun from there i moved into my unique area of business killing people i became the biggest most dangerous hitman in town no one was better than me if someone hired me to kill you you could bet i complete the job people started to call me the pizza predator the pizza predator so we meet again hi chester you good yeah so we meet again listen can we just cut the chit chat i've been hired to assassinate you i'm tired i just want to get to bed but but but my evil speech fine you think you can kill me you won't even last a minute i've hired my bodyguards from the world's top 10 best bodyguards list they've been trained specifically to beat you sorry pizza predator but your rain ends here oh you're done um yes okay time to die kill him but how i'm the pizza predator that's how who are you how did you get in here i climbed in through the fire escape fire escape look it doesn't matter get out of here now or i'll make you leave but i want to stay here what do you know who i am you're the pizza predator i want to be your protege excuse me yeah i saw how you dealt with those bodyguards and ninja i want to be like you trust me you do not want to be like me now get out if you don't teach me i'll tell everyone where you live what that's right but all your worst enemies will know where you live you won't last a day well what if i just kill you right now you wouldn't kill a kid i could nah i can tell you what you're a nice guy nice guy so will you teach me or not fine fine i'll teach you are you happy now [Music] get off me so what's the first step to being a hitman um um well you can clean this place up what no i want to learn how to shoot a gun how to kill a guy with a knife nope that's too advanced first you must clean this place up you're just using me to be your cleaner you're the one that wanted me to teach [Music] you [Applause] wake up what happened i'm done can we move on to the real stuff now all right fine come on follow me but this isn't a real gun easy kid you gotta start with the basics first aim the gun take a deep breath now shoot oh that's fine practice makes perfect [Music] meanwhile welcome everyone you all know why you're here mr pepperoni man has proven to be quite the irksome hitman that is why he must be eliminated i am hiring you all the best hitmen in the world to eliminate mr pepperoni man up sir yes why do you want to kill the pizza predator so badly don't call him that he's no pizza predator i'm the only one around here that deserves a nickname the banana beast [Music] banana beast what kind of name is that banana beast silence um um so why do you want the pizza i mean mr pepperoni man assassinated he killed my favorite potted plant oh i see wait what potted plant his name was kevin he was one of the best plants a guy could ask for but i want a mr pepperoni man's missions he entered my home and knocked kevin over i couldn't save him the doc said there was no hope mr pepperoni man killed my favorite plant and he will pay he's paying us just not and agree oh wow that must have been terrible yeah i'm so sorry we'll get the job done banana beast don't you worry thanks guys i knew i could count on you well what are you waiting for kill that pizza hitman should we get the strawberry or the apple flavor strawberry my juice what was that oh no who are they my hitman rivals jeff also known as the slayer he's killed a total of 389 people sandy snowball mr grits and your mom also known as double deadly love they say their love is what makes them strong it really is their skill in sniping mrs potato he seems weak at first but really he's the best swordsman i've ever seen ninja his name speaks for himself his deadly stars could kill you in the blink of an eye finally poop he uses his toilet roll to strangle his victims oh but don't worry don't worry how can i not worry after all that because you've got me on your side mr pepperoni man we're here to kill you yeah i figured that much now we can do this the easy way or the hard way i think i'd prefer the easy way then hand over your weapons and let's be done with this yeah i don't think so kid go hide behind there i'll handle this but i want to fight you're still in training go [Music] prepare to die yeah yeah [Music] you're no match for me mr pepperoni man huh kid help you want her come and get her was it all a trap a distraction so he could take the kid while i wasn't looking uh banana you're gonna pay for this [Music] you'll never get away with this mr pepperoni man is gonna get here and beat you all up shut up he can't reach this tower besides if he enters this property 153 laser beams will be pointed right at his chest and then [Music] mr pizza man is done so no what up what how did you ted you all right yeah but but start after him [Music] now it's just you and me you'll pay for killing kevin [Music] no it doesn't go with pizza what banana [Music] that was amazing i can't believe we're in an actual movie what's wrong banana oh is it because you died in the movie no it's because i feel so sorry for kevin the plant yes [Laughter] [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 09 2021