Americans React to AL MURRAY "Nations of the World" REACTION

look who's back everybody hello i'm back it's cali isn't she pretty pretty and sunburnt we went to the beach today and i am very red tomato girl yeah i am tomato girl which is why i'm wearing a long sleeve it's very bad if you come to florida wear all the sunscreen well you guys have requested this one this is the most requested video oh isn't it forgotten yeah it's al murray nations of the world but i s i would have done it earlier but i wanted you to do it with me oh thanks so here we go i'm ready to laugh ready to laugh yeah okay let's do it we were gods and there she is at the top in the middle of the map great britain doesn't get any better than that she's beautiful and she the only actually sexually attractive country on the map here a little big one look at her hey she's beautiful and she might hey i could see why you not wanted us so much and great britain is of course the center of the earth that's the scientific fact we cannot be argued with straight through great britain runs the north line of longitude great britain is scientifically technically provably the center of the earth yeah yeah because of the line of longitude all right we put the line there but it still stands out what does that mean well it means that we're the british in here we're in charge of what time is all over the world it's very beautiful it means the germans don't sit down for their lunch until we say it's one o'clock energy when we write the book we did and we wrote it in english the finest language in the world in fact it finds language in the universe and language even spoken in space as any fan of star trek will tell you the language and language even americans can handle with some degree of skill oh there that boss needs a few lessons mate now you look at axel it elvis what's he on about you look at this [Applause] and she's beautiful i mean i mean we invented work we the british invented work that is a fact yeah we've done everything we invented work we had a revolution industrial revolution invented work the french they had a french revolution when they invented in french as a result a lot of dead french people russians ask any historian the russians they had a similar revolution outcome yeah we didn't bother with that yeah we had industrial revolution where we invented work at the end of it everyone had shoes a knife and a fork and a giant [ __ ] metal ship each you can't argue with it that's why we the british are currently entitled to have our feet up and have whatever we want made by a malaysian four-year-old for a pound thank god uh you and i earned that we should make the most of it now yeah it's a broad church great britain we've got the scots we've got the joksicles and i love you jokes you're beautiful people yeah i love you you're beautiful and it's you jokes you like to say don't you pull your lights the battle of bannock bunny [Music] because it's not the heat that count is it mate it's the final as far as i remember you you lot i've never actually been in a fine look at that now look at this [ __ ] oh look at this thing oh keltic brother in the welsh and i love the welsh you're beautiful people aren't they god bless them well shae and what's ingested about the world she's it said they have an accent i don't think they do i think they have an attitude with all jewish something of [ __ ] people and torment that he hasn't figured out yet whatever he is even on his wedding day the happiest day of his life he sounds pissed off this is the happiest day of my life i cannot wait to spend the rest of my life he's just gonna go to like every nation yeah and just make fun of it oh man he's gonna do you think he's gonna hit like everyone i don't know i love that he has a giant inflatable earth yeah i remember great britain is the center of the earth great britain that's my attempt anyways [Laughter] yeah i mean look at it we're like a motorbiking sidecar i don't know where we are that's actually true it kind of looks like oh they're changing they can paint a different color but we're the ones with a [ __ ] engine and all right no i'll be the first to admit it's been a bumpy ride with the irish it's not always going to cause the plan and even when it has gotten according to plan they haven't liked that either have they leading to long expensive judicial inquiries there's a lot went wrong i mean that potato family was a terrible [ __ ] business but you couldn't get crisps to have no money in this country that's when we first turned the peanuts in my business now gotta keep the puntless thirsty somehow but i love the irish respect because over many years over many years they've done much for us they dug our roads and now they sing for our amusement it's fantastic 20 years ago west life would have been digging the m25 there's no doubt about that i believe i can fly yeah all right is it level get back to they've it well for a bunch of tone-deaf spud-face chances [Laughter] [Applause] next of course we have the neighbor from hell i big noisy partying kent chuck some dog [ __ ] over the fence hey except find a few tires hey let me know where they go france or the france is it first call itself the france la france the france in case you should confuse it with some other france with this france or that france or courageous reliable turning up in times of battle france [Applause] rubik's cube of europe there spain and portugal as you can see can't get them last two bricks now who has been to spain sure vance please everybody basically race of this badly armada 1588 we defeated the spanish as a result they signed a humiliating treaty allowing our boys and girls to go and fight on their beaches of course we've got to stay matched with it somehow now let's have the added bonus of the spanish try anything we're poised ready to invade the following morning once our heads have cleared we've stopped copulating like eels i'll tell you what what goes on in spain is filthy and it's filthy filthy in it filthy say that yeah yeah how about you two look at each other and say fluffy [Applause] could be the beginning of something very interesting do it [Applause] [Music] this might be the beginning of something great as every man's dreaming at the chance to disappoint two women at once sorry love i'm puffed out from the first one look at this and the other thing with spain like this is a great place to go on holiday because it's extremely hot right yeah in fact so what you can't think in it you get off the plane you can't even [ __ ] think your way down the end of the stairs you have a couple of beers you wipe your own memory it's the perfect place to go and get away from everything because you can't think you can't remember anything [ __ ] brilliant now that's fine for us going there for two weeks a week weekend whatever you have the british to get away from ill going to country it's taught to think but for the people actually living there this caused all sorts of problems spanish i mean they have that lie down in the afternoon try and clear their heads and make some decisions in the evening but it's played havoc with a decision-making process in it for many centuries though convinced the earth was flat for christ's tank it's not even level is it that's ridiculous i mean mountains of the clue aren't they [ __ ] it up i mean they had to be they had to be proved wrong by an italian that's how low they sunk then there's a that whole business of fighting animals bull fighting now i have no rail with a cow i want no battle with cattle it's not personal is it the other thing with a cow we look a rear a cow and look after it for cutting is it turns itself into the abattoir but it's not perfect is it huh it's a business arrangement it's not personal wouldn't punch a cow in a face it would be a humiliating thing to do to it on its way to his death i wouldn't do that right it would be unfair on the cow just so happens i'm hungry he's made a beef it's not person is it obviously a punch of squirrel if you get closer [ __ ] you you you bastard stop leaving nuts in the sandpit in the beer garden but if i did punch a squirrel i'd be doing it for myself well out of curiosity or revenge i wouldn't why would you need revenge on a squirrel i'm going to stick pins in the squirrel first to enrage him i wouldn't wave a cape with the color squirrels don't like just just probably a grey green like a rotten i don't [ __ ] know there's a mata i wouldn't do it normal ludwig what's your animal-sized punching limit cut off what's the biggest animal you punch a dog there's all sorts of all over it the danish you're not happy with each other now the point is right i mean if you chucked a donkey off a church tower in great britain right yes exactly but if you checked the donkey off a church town in great britain right yeah you'd be on a registered about 15 minutes flat yeah big angry crowd of fat women in shell suits protesting at your doorstep having brought their kids along without the faintest idea what's going on that's because this country is normal now you want your way along there's italy and i'd like to point out right now that this is this is fact there's no opinion in what's to follow the basic thing with italy right is they've got no follow-through have they you don't see stuff through to his logic 43 they folded early venice they still haven't called a plumber it's ridiculous for christ in any other country a flooded city that's tank of [ __ ] would be regarded as a disaster not some sort of romantic jewel in a crowd i mean a pizza what is a pizza i'll tell you it's a pasty that some [ __ ] hasn't shut yet shout the passages happen have you ever been to venice i have yeah yeah i have a scar from venice if i can show it right on my leg i was um it was really hot it was like 98 degrees or something and i went to go dip my feet in the canal because i just wanted to like cool off and i slipped and i fell in the canal like head went under everything yeah and the sides of the walls are like rugged stone so i sliced my whole knee open and for some reason it didn't hurt because it was like such a clean cut and i was just walking and then this like italian lady starts screaming because there's just a pile of blood behind me yeah so we went to a like er and they didn't give me stitches they just like super glued it but now i have a scar now yeah and it's like a venice italy scar so i think that that's kind of cool yeah yeah did it sink did it white in venice did it sink did it stink oh no it didn't no no okay cause they were he was referring there i just love that i know people say that it didn't maybe they're on a good day yeah that's true too we're only there like once i was only there once yeah yeah and i was like 12. when he was talking about the uh like they had still haven't called a plumber because like the whole place is in a lagoon on like these flotillas no that's what i was the most worried about because their bacterial levels in their water are awful yeah so i was worried about getting an infection but yeah that was fun i just love that they built the city and they still haven't called a plumber ain't finished up here we have germany now i respect the germans i do yeah because they tried twice didn't they two cracks the world taught you'd have to respect that two cracks at the world title swiss there's course the plucky swiss switching in there i mean god bless the swiss i mean look at the situation those people have got themselves into hey look at it hey french the right of them yeah ostrich they left them germans up above italians down below hey you'd never sell that flat would you wouldn't have shifted no matter how tidy it was how much chocolate you left lying around this austria which is made of pastry that's why it shrunk you worked your way down you got yugoslavia now basically basically i'll explain it for the mp basically basically jane the people don't really get on that's really neat though now and a while ago we the british bombed it yeah because it's very complicated we bombed it to make it simpler for them but um can't argue about who lives where when there's no houses left oh man no pleasing some people down here albania where the albinos live we've got uh greece where they invented the olympics turkey with invented christmas i know which one i prefer it comes from there's something insane bulgaria romania moldavia the wombo countries it's uh ukraine the only country you get the word urine out of in one go there's poland where everyone's a trained plumber lithuania where they're all electricians estonia where they're all uh plasters and latvia where everyone's a carpenter coming over here doing the jobs we're not prepared to do because we've got worthless degrees and media studies there's something i mean look at look at this side when you look at the world from this angle look at the size of russia look at the size let's look at the size of us annie hop up measure rusty love come on put a finger either into russia sweetheart that's it dreams are going to come true for you that's it yeah did you say you see exactly hold the fingers up show everyone exactly how big how big how big yes dude you're getting the messages we are there's a fine line between banter and harassment in there [ __ ] european court now what is this i mean russia's gigantic as she goes all the way around america yeah then you've got the international date line that we set up a while back so middle-aged men from birmingham can meet and marry ladies from the philippines then we have the pacific rim andrew yeah i've got your number pal japanicles career well well of course the korean war that was a terrible business basically we found out they were eating dogs and sent in the rspca rifles as quickly as we could there's some china where they put a man in the space very recently mind you they didn't use a rocket they just stood in each other's shoulders and passed him up hence the leotard shortage two years ago mongolia of course we're not allowed to call it that anymore i am [ __ ] social workers there's some same goes for the black sea there's kazakhstan of course where the kazakhs live uzbekistan with you as becky's live turkmenistan with the turkmenistan tajikistan and it goes all the way around to europe yeah russia's gigantic a massive country endless mineral resources and the population used to doing exactly as they're told for tappan's and it's still crap they can't turn it round and i think the simple reason for this is they need the only way they're gonna fix it they need to get in a proper working alphabet with actual letters that people can read to nuns dingbats what they thinking down here cause africa now as a man of science yeah like benny the doctor would tell us that all human life originally involved in africa would you say that absolutely absolutely well i can't agree with you mate i was in devon three weeks ago let me tell you this natural selection's got some power lifting to do in plymouth it's like natural swag smells some parallel no those tails it's an outrage cornwall is actually celtic for cousins wedding can we have the middle east careful in fact the middle east is extremely complicated in fact it's so complicated that me explaining here tonight could possibly make it worse we'll have a pun why not [ __ ] it the point is i mean basically it's basically all you really need no change is the people that live there don't really get on right and for my money they should pull their eggs in calm down that's my advice i'm in the israelis i don't like to pick the end of my road but i bought a tank because once you've bought a tank you've got to use it yeah that's where the problems and a while ago we the british very helpfully stepped in to try and sort out the middle east once and for all we did we did we made an effort yeah on our way through we need to get a cuppa and we we set them all down back of an envelope red pen and a ruler and we drew them some nice new straight borders around the naturally occurring oil that we had found that they weren't looking for they weren't working we set them up with kings and queens and arab countries with beautiful arab names like syria and iraq and jordan and saudi arabia yeah i mean we could have just called him shell s.o.b.p mexico wild bean cafe but no the record starts now as iran is next there's afghanistan working progress this uh pakistan we need to get their house in order then of course india or 118 dear as i prefer to call him what do you say i didn't get that basically the jordi's asked work in progress this uh pakistan i need to get their house in order then of course india or 118 dear as i prefer to call it well they're going to spend a pound a week and i can't imagine here we are but india is a land of ancient mysterious mystic ancient mystery an ancient mysterious mystic land locked within an ancient mysterious mystic tradition of ancient mysterious mystic mystery wrapped within the mysteries of ancient mysticism with four billion people that we used to run with two blokes and a bike how we got away with that i can't imagine that's the actual mystery you work your way around there's the dangling genitals of southeast asia christmas island where it is christmas every day someone should tell wizard and they can [ __ ] knock it off there's some indonesia peppa's got a brand new guinea there's australia here we have papa's got a brand new jerry oh you love that oh i did papa's got a brand new oh he kills me oh god indonesia peppa's got a brand new guinea there's australia or wilkinson land as i prefer to call it here yes new zealand yeah yeah new zealand yeah of course land of ancient hobbits and orcs yeah you like the hobbits don't you andrew they're about the right home you know why are you saying that no because the the entire i don't know if the hobbit trilogy was but the original lord of the rings trilogy was entirely filmed in new zealand because you saw that you saw that beautiful scenery yeah in that movie so we watched that like a few months ago yeah but um yeah the sceneries they really want to go there now yeah it looks it looks amazing doesn't it yeah i've definitely thought about it it's all you can think about you're you're obsessed man that's all you can think about all the time is it gonna get back to the united states up here of course we have uh hawaii where pearl harbor is as everyone knows as everyone knows where the americans were taken completely by surprise two years into a global war that's so true though that setting for the relatives there's easter island of course where the lots of chocolate galapagos where we invented evolution down here where are we south pole now everyone knows that the british were actually second to the south pole that's a fact i'm not afraid of it in that but because we got their second we were able to verify that the other bloke got there first which means strictly speaking we're the umpire on that one therefore it's our game our rules we win come on come on i don't know no hell from foreign one else hey fantastic and that wasn't a war for oil either that was a war for penguins which of course are an essential ingredient in making guinness you brought them through watch the folks treacherous argentina beautiful well i'll tell you what i'm never going there sweetheart and i urge none of you to go there and i urge none of you to have anything to do with peru right because that country might be beautiful but it's bang out of order i'm not bleeding off you've detected that by now but the way they treat their bears is a [ __ ] outrage where they take a bear and he's not even fully grown they give him a suitcase and a scruffy old hat and a scruffy old coat they we're giving his travel documents and no please look after his bear not him so his [ __ ] name is send him off on his way hey now right what i don't know is that what they that's where they probably get like [Applause] did you catch that so that's where excitement's from yeah but did you catch what he did now is columbia where excitement's from oh yeah venezuela capital city caracas grow up panama one canal i'm not impressed we've got thousands don't we and ours will lead to great britain no they're not the arsenal [ __ ] nowhere there's the cricketing area know what it was there's some mexico capital city mexico city mike and effort and of course united states of america which is basically the best way of looking at it really is it's a good idea it's got our vans i think they've lost a plot these people look you can't call a town tampa it's gonna confuse the ladies i mean they got off to a good start new england you can see what they're trying to do there i mean you've got norfolk durham richmond birmingham newark hartford manchester they're starting to run out of sensible names welsh name alert they're in the [ __ ] i mean they go man chattanooga tennessee albuquerque you're not playing [ __ ] scrabble fellas [Music] [Applause] now these people in this part of canada are absolutely this is priceless these these people they smile canada are absolutely convinced that they're french that's another case they're just living somewhere [ __ ] and it's a reflex action oh that's [ __ ] great baffin island without a baffin on it greenland which is white iceland which is a volcano the fair island is nowhere near egypt i'm not responsible for the names i'm back here back here of course is great britain because that's one of the most beautiful things about the world being round the way the british god made it for us because god is british that's why we don't have earthquakes in this country if you don't [ __ ] in your own doorstep the most beautiful thing about the world being around is whichever way you go you'll always end up back here in great britain i'll make it here in her majesty's london on a sunday night drinking the blueberry theater with people like you please get through it i want him to oh we didn't get him through it really i like how i'm like five sometimes like throw the ball you're like what like i'm five sometimes because when he picked it up i said throw the ball throw the ball like you're in the audience oh that was great that was probably thank you for recommending that because i think that was my favorite one that was my favorite one so far that was really funny because we've done like what like five or six elmore videos yeah but that was i think by far the best one that's really good papa's got a brand new game yeah i like that and he just like it was that and he just said that moved right on he's really good with like one liners yeah he really liked that girl yeah yeah that one that one chick he was all about her yeah he said there's a fine line between um between banter banter that was funny stay filthy say filthy look at her look at her look at her this could be the start of something great all right well that was great thank you guys and uh thank you for watching thank you i'm trying to put up more videos i've been taking kind of a break lately but um and i'll try to get her to come along and do it too how about that yeah but uh yes thank you um leave some comments for me in case something went over our heads let us know what he said at that part where you didn't understand that it was he was on india wasn't it yeah he was on yeah we didn't catch that um usually we're pretty good with understanding yeah what they're saying but that particular one we didn't catch it very well but yeah all right guys we'll see you next time thank you have a great day you

Channel: King Boomer

Views: 924,090

Keywords: AmericansReact, AlMurray, Reaction

Id: H3BaAcLnbhQ

Length: 29min 42sec (1782 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 07 2022