American Dad! Stan Meets Someone at the Gun Range

you know that's plagiarism I'm gonna call the da Vinci family when I get home you're gonna owe them so much money I don't even care you are one cool customer and that just pisses you off doesn't it yeah it does you want to shoot me don't ya you have no idea oh why don't you do it then I think I won't cuz I will good I'll shoot you right back I'm gonna do it I'm talking my gun one Safety's off too mine was never on Rory so how'd you know I was wearing a vest I didn't a robot so it was no big deal for me to dump stuff did you know I was wearing a vest oh I was already composing your suicide note when you stood up that's a good-looking Glock your wife give you that Glock I'm recently divorced you know I'm married to my work law-enforcement mercenary know the complete opposite couch upholsterer bingo you run a bingo parlor yes - masticators behold your fondue but please wait 30 minutes before eating for it is far too hot for human consumption hotter than a pair of speakers I bought today off the back of a truck hotter than three rats fornicating in a wolf sock Artur then the burning flesh of shel silverstein in hell I don't care how hot this cheese is I'm not waiting more than 10 minutes I'm not waiting more than 10 seconds I'm gonna put my hand on the cheese right now I'm gonna take my contact lens out dip it in the cheese and put it back in my eye then think I won't I had a great time tonight me too thanks for picking up the tab at the burn ward you'll get the next one there will be a next one won't there you bet [Music] Hey look at that smile somebody got a little nasty no no no not yet oh but I did meet someone her name is Joanna we had the most magical evening we talked shared some laughs had some gunplay Stan you were supposed to have sex with her I'm easing into it we have another date tomorrow we're going on a picnic Oh should I call her no no you're right I shouldn't call her I don't want to seem desperate it's Joanna she doesn't play games what a gal I'm gonna take this upstairs hell you know I fell but it's totally cool [Music]

Channel: DN

Views: 2,820,927

Keywords: American Dad! Stan Meets Someone at the Gun Range, American Dad!, Stan Smith, Francine Smith, Guns, Shooting, Funny, Cartoon, Dating, Love, Relationships

Id: UGUg9NCd55s

Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 01 2017