AMAZING Auditions on AGT 2023!

[Applause] hi Hi how are you all I'm great how are you I'm I'm doing pretty darn awesome right now who are you what is your name my name is La Shanae I'm 31 years old born and raised in South Carolina but I've been living in Fort Worth Texas for four years oh wow and and what do you do I'm a voice teacher part-time voice teacher and I'm also a student okay tell me why they waited so long to do something like this because something obviously has held you bad family it's been most of my years observing them do actually having the moment to be on stage and things like that and so they held me back but I I started teaching because I learned that if I can't do the thing try to work close to it yeah and so that that kept the spark alive I am here because I'm taking my own advice as a teacher you're always sitting on the opposite side of the piano and you're always pouring into them and saying yay you know take the initiative don't get too comfortable go for it be yourself and after a while I started getting a little convicted about it because I was like well am I doing the same thing and so today it's about coming out here taking initiative and being along with my students [Music] look at the stars look how they Shine for you and everything that you do it was called yellow [Music] in all the things that you do it is [Applause] [Music] [Applause] to something beautiful and you know you know I love your soul [Music] it was called yellow [Music] you know I believe [Music] [Applause] [Music] Shine for you [Music] for you look how they shine for you thank you so much thank you I mean you have a beautiful beautiful voice and I'm really fascinated by you I'm almost tempted to ask you to judge yourself because what would you be saying to yourself right now well okay if I was my student I would be clapping for them right now [Applause] it was it was I'm very happy that you put yourself first and that you came today and that you showed us who you are I have a feeling that you just scratched the surface of what you can do thank you you made your way right here and your life is about to change and I'm gonna start that change with your first yes thank you so much hello welcome hello thank you hi what's your name I'm Samson Kim from South Korea wow and how old are you I'm 28 years old and what do you do in South Korea magic magic did you ever have other jobs besides magic military service military you're in the Army yeah why AGT well actually I met yuhotento of a finalists on the show yeah yeah we we kept talking about AGT and I thought oh I can go because I'm better I like so much [Applause] thank you tonight [Music] [Music] [Applause] this is [Music] [Applause] [Music] that what I really want [Applause] [Music] [Music] I'm missing out I know cause there's no way so alone and I'm not forgiving Love Away [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] someone who needs me [Applause] [Music] wow I don't think it was for you to keep it for me right sure yeah right sure you're interesting original funny everything we want on this show you are through for example I see you wearing these shoes you do and this for sure we're gonna remember they've loved it a lot I can't wait to go home tonight and rewind this and push play again because it was so incredible and I love you thank you so much you are original it's something we've never seen before and the fact that you give out hats at the end of the show makes it so much sure I want to vote because the shoe must go on oh yes from me singers [Applause] I love you guys hey Mom and I'm dad and we're all siblings I'm Samantha I'm Logan I'm Connor and I'm Aiden I'm Halle hi how old's the oldest I'm 27. wow where did you guys leave we live in New Jersey what does each of you do in the group we're all singers we're all singers big loud voices yeah why are you we're very very lucky to be here we've been wanting to be here for years and we've finally got our chance and we're just thank you but we've been singing since well pretty much from birth for them we sing in the shower we sing in the car we sing at home we sing everywhere do you guys make a living out of this how did you guys meet the dads of course I'm the mom we actually uh performed on the stage my wife and I 30 years ago before we were married and we actually had our first kiss on the stage before we were married because it was in the show [Applause] from production to reproduction exactly and one by one each kid wanted to be in the shows with us so we're like hey if you want to hang out with your parents that's pretty cool do you guys think that you can win AGT [Applause] we want to see you [Applause] [Music] 've been staring at the edge [Music] [Music] I could be the perfect daughter but I come back to the water no matter how hard I try [Applause] every path I make every roll leads back to the place [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] like [Applause] us [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] how far away [Applause] before welcome [Applause] that was Perfection you guys don't even look real right and you sounded amazing Howie what did you think watching you and listening to you is a real family you became my jam I have four kids all I have to say is you guys are living my dream I would love nothing more than to do this with my entire family this is everything I good thank you today because otherwise I would guess I am screaming silently no a what an apple pie apple pie it was very apple pie now he's losing his voice and his head we'll we love apple pie well he means All American he loves apple pie it's time to time to I'm gonna give you your first yes thank you thank you thank you this is your second pie it's a big fat yes for me thank you that's four years my name is Ryland how older are you I'm 10 years old and uh where are you from I'm from England uh so Ryland okay oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes he's from England we know um what is your talent young man uh well I'm a magician oh how long you've been doing that since I was two so eight years um so uh I was I was born with magical powers and my dad's uh is a magician and he gave me some of the magical powers that he didn't need anymore okay and what about the million dollars if you get it what would you do with that I'll give some to my mom my sister and my dad and spend the rest on Legos [Music] okay let's see what you've got tonight okay tonight I would like you to help me create a brand new magic word a magic word but first I've guessed you see I love drawing and coloring again and I've drawn you each a picture to look at later this one's for you Howie all right this one's for you Heidi thank you this one's for you Sophia and this one's Steve Simon now don't peek inside the envelopes don't let anyone else touch them we'll get back to them later we're about to see is amazing but I can't do it on my own I need help luckily I have lots of friends that love magic just like me oh hello there hey friends we got a lot of friends I'll let each of you to pick one of my friends pick one of the numbers and I'll place it in this holder you get to choose which position it goes in there are multiple combinations and the choices are all yours we'll start with you hi please name one of my friends me uh okay uh mark and would you like the number seven or 23 I'll take seven it's lucky and where would you like it to go one two three or four first because I'm first okay so number one I choose um would you like 11 or 26 11. and where would you like that to go two three or four four thank you Heidi so if it's your turn which my friends would you like Skyler and would you like 24 or 10 [Music] . and where would you like it to go two or three two thanks Sophia I'm sorry which my friends would you like Jordan Jordan and would you like one more fifteen one and we'll try something a little bit different with you would you like to put in last position or swap it out for another one okay my position he's taking my position okay thanks Simon now let's look at the drawing you didn't use as you can see they're all different we've got things like Lego dragons we've got Burgers they're all different yeah yes let's look at the drawings you did choose you chose the snake a slice of lime [Music] a house and some mountains each of you had a free choice of which drone you wanted and more importantly where to put it the snake looks like an s the lion looks like a sea the house looks like an A and the mountains look like an M that's was the word scam right right yeah yeah I said that we were going to create a brand new magic word that can be our magic word everyone shouts scam as loud as I can on the counter three one two three [Applause] but what if I told you that we knew what the magic word would be before we even picked it at the beginning of my ACT I gave you each a drawing to hold on to I'd like to take the drawing out of the envelope and show it to everyone you see they match now as long as I'm doing something on the front of their t-shirts my friends also had something on the back look what equals scam now look okay so I'm at AGT I'm gonna go in do what I need to do get out as fast as I can okay let's go I can't believe I'm actually inside the AGT theater like there's a desk better be quick can't get caught what is he doing so there oh God someone's gonna hate this you're probably wondering what I did at the desk Simon well hopefully you're not too mad watch this [Music] it's a scam everything sorry Simon the magic was magical I loved it thank you did you like it you know I like you and I like magic and we love magicians here yeah but it was more than just the magic you are funny you are talented and I think everybody here loves you that was so much fun one for us and you're so comfortable up there like you're having a good time thank you congratulations thank you let's give it a go well Ryland you have given me almost my voice back you really have magic powers what's your big dream it's to have a show in Las Vegas like Penn and Teller I'm gonna give you a first yes thank you two yeses [Applause] I'm delighted to be able to say you have four yeses good evening how are you I'm will how are you we're great but are you okay I'm hanging in there literally hanging something happened how are you I I was playing basketball and I tore my achilles yeah I had to I don't want to miss this opportunity to perform for you guys so yeah what is your name my name is Barry Brewer Barry where are you from I'm from the south side of Chicago yeah hey well the good thing is that you whatever you're gonna do looks like you're going to do it sitting down no yes I was gonna do stand-up comedy but I'm gonna do sit down a day so [Applause] I'm a musician and I grew up playing in church on the weekends and um this guy said man you're funny I was playing the drums for this community choirs I used to do some jokes for the concert and I say for real and I did a church performance and I got to send an ovation my first time and I've been chasing that dream ever since oh wow okay Barry good luck tonight thank you so much break a leg thank you Hal I appreciate it thank you so much I got you there we go all right thank you so much um yeah I did travel here from Chicago [Music] oh my gosh wow and when I traveled I thought that you know I would get a little empathy because um I was on crutches because I like to go on vacation um and forget I'm black sometimes um some people don't understand it's a little stressful um but um when I got on the plane this young lady clinched onto a purse you know how you have to stand in first class and wait to get to coach and she clinched on to a purse like I was going to take and I was offended for two reasons first reason is I could still take it you're not that strong you know what I mean like you ain't been in the gym like that your little strength ain't gonna stop my yank if I was a thief and then second reason where I'm gonna go I have crutches you think I'm a steal your person go sit in 32c [Applause] [Music] I think everybody should love everybody right like I just really believe in that and being a musician man I got to play for different churches I grew up and I learned how to play in church so I got to play for black church and white church white church is a little more simple their Jesus is simple the chords is simple the pastors he gets up he does his message for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son thank you God that whosoever believeth in him [Music] you just have to believe shall not perish but have everlasting life and church is over that is church in white church it's real simple to the point black church I grew up is different you go to church on Sunday and then when they preach it's like seriously put your hands together for Jesus it's been too good hey yeah for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in himself perish but have ever lasted life put your hands together for Jesus I know white people like their Jesus is angry Jesus is very angry Jesus has been through a lifetime thank you so much I'm very good God bless you know we see a lot of comedians here on this stage and this is my fourth season and I've never seen it like mix it up with music I really loved it I think that you are one of the most likable Charming people you know when you're gonna do comedy wow thank you you want the audience to like you and from the moment you walked out we like you so I really really enjoyed this and I want a lot more from it oh thank you thank you so much thank you Barry the best thing I can say to you is you're funny yeah really funny and it was a different kind of Comedy what is the big dream the big dream for me is just to do stand-up comedy at the highest level possible and hopefully Inspire other people that come from where I come from to know that dreams come true I'm gonna give you your first yes I believe in you thank you so much your second yes thank you nine months four yeses [Applause] [Music] I'm Brooke and I'm Jack and we are trailer flowers [Applause] I'm 27 and I'm 25 I think yeah you're 25. how long have you guys been friends how did you meet we randomly became roommates and we like then learned that we grew up in the same Hometown went to rival high schools and we never knew one another until we moved to Nashville to chase our dream yeah can I ask a question what's the dream AGT has always been the dream this was my grandpa's favorite show he went to heaven on Christmas Eve this past year um but I'd always got a front row seat so don't all um but the dream is to sell crazy records go on crazy tours Shake our booties meet people connect [Applause] okay let's go start shaking the booties I love you thank you honey ready got a little boom in my big truck gonna open up the doors and turn it up gonna stop my boots through the Georgia money gonna watch you make me fall in love [Applause] [Music] shake it for me girl Shake It For Me [Music] do you have a second song do that one all right let's change it up yeah we're gonna do an original if that's okay [Applause] this is like my greatest dream you know as a songwriter to sing a song that I've written in front of a thousand people um so thank you so much um for this opportunity you got it when I was young I had to be old had to be a mom to four kids that weren't even my own when I was young had to take care of the house that has had to talk all men and not make sure all the lights were out when I was young I had to be old when I was young I had to be old when I found God he told me baby I don't waste no time it all works out just wait and see I know it's scary the unknown but I will take the wheel when you spin out of control and when you think not enough just look at me to remind you you are the daughter of a king so beautiful [Music] you tell me baby I don't waste no time it all worked out now can't you see it was scary Beyond no but I took care of things when they spun out of control and I know that you're enough cause you're with me and baby you are the daughter of a king [Applause] [Music] baby you are the daughters [Music] of the Kings thank you foreign to ask for that second song because it was better I'm gonna be totally honest with you I think that you guys are good singers but I feel that what you do [Applause] [Music] shut up for me personally you're very good good isn't what we're looking for great is what we're looking for I feel like you're harmonizing together was working for me yes yes I really like the tournament people are gonna like you I love that audition thank you that means a lot I'm saying no I'm sorry [Applause] I'm gonna give you a first yes yes 100 yes [Applause] hello welcome to AGT thank you now tell me your name please my name is Adrian and I come from Italy do you have any pets I'm here with my best uh best friend Harry Kane I meet hurricane nine years ago and from still moment we are best friends do you have a day job I'm a dog coach [Applause] and what will you be doing tonight he will be doing a dog act I will play with hurricane yeah the stage is yours thank you good luck [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm getting louder [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you've got that fire [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] when I'm dancing alone [Music] he's watching TV now we know why her name is Hurricane because she's just so fast it's very fast and the routine was unbelievable well done she was so happy the whole time I loved it I thought she was amazing and you were great thank you very much thank you we see a lot of dog acts on AGT this is one of my favorites thank you very much this for me was one of my favorite auditions of the entire year and your first yes two yeses [Applause] hello guys Hi how are you yes I'm okay thank you here's your name and where are you from my name is Chile I am a acrobat I was burst in China and right now I just moved to Las Vegas yeah are you working currently in Las Vegas on stage actually right now I'm working in the restaurant delivery because I'm still waiting for some chance I am training from the 6 a.m until 9 pm what that's why I'm here in the Americans got talent oh yes I hope you guys like are you the only person in the world who does this uh actually in the United States yeah oh wow ah the prize is a million dollars do you think you're gonna win it yeah yeah I will try it my best good luck okay thank you [Applause] that looks scary whatever that is [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] thank you foreign [Applause] [Applause] we see a lot of hand balancers you were doing things that we've never seen before a hand balancer doing it with his feet is a whole new thing for us at the top and you're incredibly fluid with your legs your legs are like arms with toes thank you so much how on Earth is that you humanly possible to do what you do thank you so much I actually need this many years yes you are incredible your face you looked so in control I loved it it was dangerous I mean the last part was insane it's the most fun I've had tonight it's great this was on I think another level [Applause] favorite performances I gotta be on the honest [Applause] welcome huh how are you I don't think he talks Simon anything you want to tell me okay good luck we're rooting it for you [Applause] [Applause] [Music] all right [Applause] [Applause] no more I know it's scary foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and I need you [Applause] [Music] that's it what you gonna tell me something no it wasn't enough for me I liked it I I think huge monsters did a good job it's a no for me it's a no for me I'm sorry yeah for me it's a no for me but honestly it's been an absolute pleasure meeting you thank you good evening what is your name my name is Justin Jackson born and raised and still live in Montreal Canada my people how old are you I'm 33. what do you do I am a tap dance artist okay nowadays not many people dance tap dancing what inspire you to to do that when I was younger I used to look at a lot of award shows on TV I used to be in my room trying to mimic the steps so it's just something that always stuck and what is the dream um to have my own show in Las Vegas [Applause] thank you take it easy on me you got it Justin Nobody Perfect it's been a day for me yeah yeah [Applause] [Music] I don't know sit down [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you for me it was like you made tap dancing sexy and funny and modern it was a show yeah you tapped into something I was a huge fan of the Heinz Brothers you know like Gregory Hines and that who was an Entertainer an actor a dancer I think that's who you are I think you're lovable and I think people will want to show up and see you what you do is so unique so different so cool it was spectacular great things will happen in your life when this audition ends I promise you you just showed everybody why hard work pays off you start yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you so much hello hello welcome thank you first of all do you think I'm naturally handsome what's your name please my name is Erica kovelt you look nervous are you nervous I'm a little well I'd hate for you to take my blood pressure right now but I won't okay and how old are you I'm 36. so am I where are you from I'm from Reno Nevada what do you do for a living I am a certified speech language pathologist so I would uh imagine you're not going to do Speech Pathology for us this evening no are you a singer I'm going to be dancing for you too you're a dancer yes yes where did you learn to dance well I'm actually a self-taught dancer oh we are all rooting for you good luck thank you so much [Applause] [Music] holidays [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] what are you thinking this has always been my dream and uh [Applause] I uh I started doing dances to entertain my daughter during coven and I just she loved it so I kept going and I didn't have much hope for you you're surprisingly very good it could have been very bad and it was fantastic you are what this show is all about you leave me wanting more of you like I want to see what you do next thank you very much the joy of your hip-hop dance is contagious and it is my joy to give you your first yes [Applause] [Music] my name is Ryan Hayashi and what will you be doing for us today I'll be performing magic okay and how many years have you been a magician I did my first paid show at the local library when I was 10 years old can't wait to see this good luck to you four cards and four coins are those Bangkok you hate cards so much I can't tell you Simon don't worry this is not a card trick in just a moment these coins are going to magically appear and disappear changing their positions around the square all coming together to gather in one corner right here Landing underneath this cart and the magic part is it's gonna happen without me even using my hands [Applause] this time I'll show you guys visibly so you can actually see the coins traveled hang on to your seats I've seen it all in those bleed seizures here we go I just I make the mysterious magic sounds do you know what's going on lift that card Terry and you'll see all four cards all four cards together I thought the Act was actually quite boring I'm gonna be honest with you really sorry I'm gonna say no I was right there up close and personal and ice and I see inside I saw it here's the thing the magic is great but it's all about presentation I don't know that the Showmanship was there so for me it's a no I'm gonna have to say no too thank you so much for coming though thank you I am a stand-up comedian what got you in that comedy well I say a gift from God but really um it's it's you you grew up in a big Irish Catholic Family with five siblings you're always taking the crap out of each other and it's just part of a natural whip I think you'll see the stage is yours have fun thank you and hopefully we have some fun with you I don't want to hate people they make me hate them I'm all about love you feel that immediately with me I am coming here a woman in the sea the sea behind me she gets up and she starts what's it doing she goes well it's natural I go so is my butt but I'm not putting it in your face [Applause] I didn't want to hate her she made me hate her do you see what's happening there I'm a victim I had a car accident recently I'm all right don't worry young guy stoned out of his mind on his cell phone music blaring looked a lot like you gets out of his car again with the man bun dude I don't know what happened dude I'm like oh what happened is in 1999 your mother forgot her birth control that's what happened dude [Applause] I didn't want to say that he made me say it I was a victim I was victimized okay so what truth be told I am at that age post-period pre-death French here it is I don't want to be a cougar absolutely not I don't need some young Hawkeye named Chad touching my belly fat going ooh what's this what's this this is Rage rage covered by affordable treats and wine from Trader Joe's that's what this is we got going here baby yeah yes yes you know what I want this is what I want I want a guy around 86 years old where I am the hottest thing between him and death die [Applause] over his shoulder for somebody younger and hotter you know why because arthritis in his neck he can't move his neck he's none of my flaws he sees no cellulite belly fat varicose veins why cataracts cataracts and you know what let me tell you something I love him and I look into his milky white eyes I love you because he's hard of hearing and I want him to know because I'm All About Love thanks oh God thank you that means a lot you guys thank you so much timing you just have this really good timing and your voice and how you just like Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam you just have the next one coming in the next one coming I mean I was laughing a lot so were you so are you yeah everybody was why are you laughing Simon so funny so Fearless that's what Simon Says thank you what about you Sophia it was fascinating your energy the way that you control the stage the you didn't miss one beat you know your material yeah you feel like you need to be like on a TV show actually thank you yes you know you have a voice where we can hear you and we can hear your Rhythm and we can hear your attitude and we love it and we connect with it I think people not only gonna love you they will imitate you they'll want to see you you have catchphrases you have everything in that Arsenal that uh a great comedian needs you are ready to explode thank you I wanted to love you and I did love you hello what's your name and your age my name is Aaron belisle and I'm 28 years old [Applause] well I can't dance so I'm gonna do stand-up comedy oh wonderful oh how long have you been doing this I did my first open mic about a year ago what got you into comedy last winter I ended up in Portugal I ended up going to a comedy show there and making all the comics laugh and they convinced me to try it wow what is your process [Applause] please hold while the operator types his response to do my comedy I use a Text-to-Speech app interestingly enough the silence while I type just builds tension during a set and I think people enjoy watching me laugh at my own joke that I'm writing you should also know that if you Heckle me my service dog is trained to go for the vocal cords do you have a day job [Applause] I'm an engineer so a young man the stage is yours best of luck most of you look super confused right now so let's talk about the elephant in the room I know what you're all thinking who ordered Stephen Hawking off of wish.com he might be smarter than me but I would beat him in a race unless the ray downhill then I'm screwed [Applause] we also have different conditions he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis and I am Canadian specifically I'm half French on my left side foreign I also have a brain muscle disability called cerebral palsy but being French is way worse than a brain disability wow [Applause] I used to have the word handicapped in my social media bio and then some random white lady messaged me telling me I need to change it to disabled oh you can't say that word anymore it is offensive to disabled people hmm I don't think it's offensive last time I checked I was pretty disabled well you 'll get to decide what is offensive or not to disable people [Laughter] who the hell does then some two-legged white woman on Facebook who is probably commenting on her phone from a handicapped bathroom stall thank you for listening foreign [Applause] Fearless your dog is beautiful it was just a great great great audition [Applause] such a good time up there I hope that you are the one comedian that finally wins AGT I love how you enjoy I think you're very clever you're cheeky and you really were really funny I mean we were all laughing it was fantastic I cannot believe you've only been doing this for one year because you seem to have a grasp of timing and humor you open up the conversation and normalize humanity and originality and your funny I think sir you're not going to be doing engineering much longer I think you're going to be full-time performing so I'm going to start off the voting with a yes that yes for me yes uh that makes it four yeses what do you do Mandy um Magic why AGT now well being British as Simon will back me up to say I love America so I owe money enough to get out of the UK [Laughter] what are you gonna do with a million dollars if you win well I do I probably spend it on men on men okay we're ready for you we want to see your magic okay fantastic right everybody are you ready to go into a magic mood okay America's Got Talent look at this four strangers ready to judge me is that one of those parties where you throw the car keys into the Fishbowl oh Heidi yeah did you just I've got a bag here yes full of letters could you just reach in and get a few out just to make sure that they're all different it's very difficult with the gloves on isn't it if you just committed a crime and open to get away with it they all look different lovely shove that back I'll give the bag a bit of a shake hi Howie hi I want you just to take a letter um don't look at it okay okay fantastic could you take one as well take it out yes please and don't look at it we'll come back to that later okay Sophia could you do the same okay fantastic now Simon I'm gonna riffle through my book could you just stick anything in your life [Music] yes a finger would be lovely Simon [Applause] okay brilliant now Simon did you look at the page number yes and the first word on the page Simon got it got it okay and could you write them down and remember them yes I can okay fantastic I'm just gonna pop back up to the stage feel free to check me out Simon okay now Howie I want you to think of any word at all in the English language okay now would you be impressed if the word you were thinking of was written on a piece of paper in the bag in front of you yes more than impressed please open the bag it's a dictionary unbelievable [Applause] idiot Sophia open your packages okay Heidi what lovely love story do you have Heidi mine says 50 Shades of Gray oh now Simon what what page were you on 70. okay Heidi could you turn to page 70 I'm just gonna go into a trance and read your mind here we go page 70 does your word begin with an F yes right lovely now are you familiar with this word yes I'm familiar with the word okay they're telling me that this word ends in i n g okay have you done this word today [Applause] yes that's my girl fantastic is your word by any chance is it um fantasizing [Music] okay now Sophia could you go to 17. did you look at the last word on page 17. my glasses guaranteed okay Howie you've got a dictionary there yes could you go to page 330. okay and could you go down seven words seven words one two three four five six seven what's the word Looney [Applause] now Simon you were thinking of a word you wrote it down what was your word eat eat how are you picked a letter hold your letter up and shout it out it's it's an e e unbelievable [Applause] oh wow thank you so much thank you Mandy that was quite a surprise oh you're so funny and I didn't expect to have so much fun you're funny I love you I'm a huge fan of yours you are the epitome of somebody that deserves to have their own show I would go see just you in Las Vegas can I keep this yes of course you're very naughty I really like you oh thank you so yes three yeses [Applause] how is it when you're like in the wing about to come out are you nervous then or but Terry's back there what is he doing over there not just you know giving motivational talks and everything I think he has a TED Talk coming up or something I don't know okay so tell us who are you how old are you and where are you from please my name is Orlando labor I am 45 from Miami Florida and I'm a stand-up comic how did you get into that uh it's my wife it was my birthday and she gave me a gift to the school that teaches you improv acting and then the Improv teacher says Ah you're not good at improv uh you should try stand up and now you're here on the biggest stage in the world what a journey man take it away thank you thank you guys thank you I like this vibe thank you thank you I'm happy to be here my name is Orlando I'm married uh 15 years you could hear it in my voice uh there's a little essence of defeat every time I open my mouth uh you hear it like every good husband that listen woman you want to get gelato she's a good woman she got me into that show Yellowstone I love that show yeah yeah it's a great show but I feel like less of a man every time that I watch should I buy a truck I feel like I should buy a truck for those that don't know Yellowstone is a TV show about a cattle ranch ran by The Bodyguard himself Kevin Costner yeah yeah a man a man right the writing is great the acting is excellent but the visuals of Yellowstone are amazing Yellowstone the park looks amazing so imagine my excitement with my buddy Eric invited me to his wedding where in Yellowstone are you coming oh I'm there I've been watching the show the second I landed guys I got it this place was so beautiful so Majestic I understood Kevin Costner shoot I became Kevin Costner third day I was telling people to get off my land get off my off my Courtyard but that's the way that I fell out I couldn't stop saying go on again you go on get you go on get from that cucumber water sir you've had enough of our minerals [Laughter] thank you I drove out into the park I'm a city guy man and I was out there in nature unsupervised it's the real ones with the with the color the cracks I saw Elks I saw Bears doing bear stuff they waved at meter one got a little bit too close I said you go on get Yogi I told him I saw Bisons those are real these were made up like unicorns but there he was a bison in the middle of the road looking like a bougie cow Moon I see your Kyle I see you I kept driving because they told me to go see Old Faithful Old Faithful for those who know don't know it's a thermal geyser that shoots water and steam out into the sky from the middle of the Earth allegedly I hadn't seen it yet there they call it Old Faithful because Old Faithful always goes off right on time plus or minus 10 minutes I read the sign ain't no faithful did not let us down it went off right on time plus 10 minutes it reminded me of me in my 20s I was like I remember when I could do that but anymore I can't I'm more like all dependable or oh maybe later plus or minus 10 days it all depends on my tummy feels my name is Orlando labor thank you thank you so much guys Simon you are just naturally funny thank you man it felt like you were telling us something that really happened you know it really did I believe that time or you have another job I do this full-time man okay and what were you doing before this oh I was a satellite engineer for another Network that is not this network but you know Sophia I am so glad that your wife helped you like start your career you deserve to be on a stage thank you from the second you walk out on this stage you you're winning how long have you been doing this uh 13 years Tyler well you know what it is really paid off I mean you are like fine wine and you're at the top of your game thank you I'm a huge fan I loved you too I love your top bun I love your face it's super cute thank you adorable adorable adorable thank you thank you guys you made us laugh and that's what a comedian is supposed to do so well done I'm gonna start the voting with your first yes thanks second yes thank you yeah it now goes four yes it's congratulations [Applause] hey [Music] flying [Applause] my Jamaican mother wants me to lose weight but she doesn't know how to tell me she's in New York she comes to La you know how you see your parents you become a child again hey she's like Jacqueline lot of Mercy you're fat Jesus you are fat what are you eating people I don't like weight loss TV shows if you love that show The Biggest Loser you and I can't be friends I guess somebody's overweight you lock him on the island and they have to work out eight hours a day seven days a week and oh yeah we're gonna make you wear a small spandex bra and baby panties and where you want to scale man for cattle on national TV wouldn't you lose weight who's losing this contest you want to impress me get a bunch of fatties and lock them at a donut shop first one to knock onto a diabetic home up wins that's the show I will support how did I get into this how do I make noises I don't know I grew up making noises I can't stop it man when I was growing up I lived next to an active Runway my father was in the Air Force so that meant every few seconds that was me my mom wasn't prepared for that why is the six-month-old baby making noises now later on in life I learned that these sounds can get you in trouble give an example on an aircraft this is what I did not allowed to do this don't do that on the plane man if you go They're Gonna think it's real I did that freaking cart now don't do that this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I award-winning actress Natalie Portman Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but it's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey y'all it's Miley Cyrus what's up what Dad no I'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account you do jokes I do Impressions I got it I could do jokes I'm sure you could could you do an impression yes yes I could do an impression go ahead do it what do it [Applause] all right I will do an impression here and then you tell me who I'm doing okay all right let me think Kim Kardashian you are tweeting without thinking Donald Trump [Applause] because it's a crap shoot crap shoot come on all right now listen I have an impression okay I am not a professional that's fine all right tell me who this is ready yeah who's this I did not have sexual relations with that woman Elton John in what world do you live in Rebecca where some 17 year old dude Ashanti's house party like yeah got that grease yeah let's do shots are Chardonnay let's start a full Club has never happened right you don't know a 17 year old that owns a corkscrew the whole time and your entire life can you tell me a time where you've seen a 17 year old dude be like this Merlot pairs so well with the Doritos Locos Taco [Applause] it's just something about zinfandels in a Hot Pocket that is to die for I worked at this grocery store for a lot of hateful years why is it when you hate your job they won't fire you [Applause] produce not the freeze I worked in the steel Department you familiar with the steel Department right self-checkout Lane all day and people think he's stupid like you know when they're gonna rob you when they're bringing up their stuff they always got to look back up at you they're like Boop there's one dude tried to humiliate me like I knew he was gonna Rob us because I'm looking at him he's looking at me I'm like just steal it he tries to play me in front of the entire store while he's ringing his stuff up he makes the beat noise with his mouth you're right like you gotta act this out go all in raise your pitch at least he's like I like the produce is not even supposed to make a sound you're beeping unbeatable stuff advice to come in America's Got Talent Champions it was like all my dreams can kill at once I thought he was going to be a singer so I decide to decide to do some research on the judges did you know the backstage there are five foxes free makeup artists a wardrobe department and team of nutritionists and that's just to maintain Simon's new look [Applause] Heidi my mum told me that you are a Victoria's Secret supermodel [Applause] one of your videos then Dad came home from work and we watched all your videos [Applause] and over again I got a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how the friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative I don't go over to pregnant women telling them my dad left you know what I'm saying so annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right I walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me she was like oh my God you got a motorcycle or you saw us are you sorry you better be careful I got in a car wreck the other day my car flipped eight times I'm looking to be alive blessed right yeah she black by the way everyone around us was like you know that was that is crazy that your call Flip eight times you're alive you are blessed you know and I'm I'm over here thinking who the heck counted counted they're calm when their cars flipping in the air [Applause] thank you so much I appreciate it I'm kind of Clueless you know but it seems to me kids today are a little bit entitled am I right right okay so my daughter turned 16 and she says mom I want to go to Coachella and I want you to get me a hotel room oh yeah guy who can afford a van by now [Applause] I grew up my mom and her friends they partied 24 7. you know they always always brought Flats on field trips okay I thought so I go on my daughter's first field trip I take my flask right Howie right I'm not gonna get on a bus full of first graders sober not not ever okay I'm taking my flask you know I have a little sip and all the other field trip moms they just go ballistic they're like she's got a flash she's got a flat you know like I'm some kind of terrorist right I'm like calm down driving this bus future how to do Ryan Reynolds But first you have to do Jim Carrey's voice in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird okay hi there judges [Laughter] take that Canadian bird down to a sexy whisper and you have Ryan Reynolds hi there I have some voices for you judges I hope you enjoy them how to do Seth Rogen's voice yeah take Santa Claus's laughs now imagine Santa Claus eats a different kind of cookie [Laughter] [Applause] this is a crazy job I just lay down chimneys and I deliver packages to kids and eat their cookies now you can do that I have a twin sister and I actually don't talk a lot about being a twin because people ask really stupid twin questions like whenever I say I'm an identical twin without fail someone will go do you guys look alike we are very different personality wise me and my sister I'm very very playful my sister's very dark and sarcastic and she has low self-esteem which is weird because she has my face it's like when something that looks exactly like you calls you up and goes I feel so ugly [Applause] I'm not from California but I look like I am just another wobbly guy in the sidewalker I made eight bucks walking over here [Applause] good making sure everybody always thinks that this is one of those copper magnetic healing bracelets like hey does that thing work I'm like oh yeah man I was in a wheelchair last week oh I'm gonna put it on this arm next week I better take it off soon though you know I don't want to get too better if I messed up my show and then I have to figure out how to be a magic singing ventriloquist or whatever [Laughter] let's just say we're not getting a puppet on that thing [Applause] oh until I got my citizenship I never had a road rage if somebody cut me off I'd be like oh so sorry I was driving too slow but today I got the citizenship somebody cut me off I'm like what the heck you can't cut me off this is my land that's when I realized I become true American areas because I felt entitled [Applause] citizenship somebody hold the door for me I ran really fast I'm like thank you so much after the citizenship I'm like you hold the door you peasant I got sassy very hard of me growing up he used to call me a huge waste [Laughter] you see both of my parents wanted me because never even came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit but I've since traveled the world went to Spain fell madly in love with a Spanish sundress and we broke up and I was pantalones [Applause] oh my wife and I are Polly it's polyester oh our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants but I want to see her date someone to iron with a crease this guy looked like he'd been donated you know the problem when you go to a nursing home and you look like me yeah they wouldn't let me out half season I'm here tonight my pass from the front desk the first thing I found out when I got old is that young people hate old people is that right really did you ever drive behind an old person does this look familiar yes the worst thing I'm experiencing now at 80 is that my hearing has gotten awful I'm talking to this woman the other day and she tells me she has a peanut allergy right I misheard the word laughs [Applause] I said what happened she said I start choking and gagging to work at the cocoa Foundation when I was in college and they rejected me because I have hearing loss [Applause] a liability issue because if the gorilla were to sneak up on me I would not be able to hear it which I can't say with any degree of certainty but probably that seems true um so you guys seem like a nice crowd full of hearing people so I'm just gonna toss this question out to the room um what are y'all gonna do different if a gorilla sneaks up on you thank you I would love to know that makes a lot of fit DM me after the show I'm just desperate to know what home field advantage y'all have uh with your two second Head Start ridiculous nothing nothing the only thing you're going to do different than me is die scared that's it a true story when I was 10 years old my parents sent me to Tourette's camp yeah that's where the joke should end [Laughter] it's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment but I found out that when other people twitch it makes me Twitch more first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids the kid next to me did a shoulder roll and my Tourette's saw that and took that as a challenge I threw him a head flop the girl next to him did a full body twitch and everybody saw that and all hell broke loose hahaha that is funny some of my charts I can't explain why they're true I just know from experience this is what's going to happen here's the locker room at my gym I am the blue dot I walk in I start to get changed the minute I get all my clothes off 12 guys walk in and this is [Applause] statistics sometimes statistics sounds scary but it's not when you look at it from a different angle when I first got married 44 of marriages end in divorce that's a scary number think about that 45 my wife and I are like do we stand a chance think of the other side if 44 of marriages end of divorce you know what that means 56 of marriages end in death [Applause] if if you're married enjoy it now it does not end well [Applause] I love that dude well he's a loser why oh my God I'm seven years old and we have the same job hahaha the other day he was like a hunter are you going to work tonight and we 've the same job my roommate's actually white and he's like uh this is racist not all white people are serial killers I'm like wow it's like all serial killers are white here buddy we're on season 14. come on you know what I'm saying it's a clean sweep let's go and I feel bad because white people are actually the only people in the world that can be serial killers there's no other ethnicity in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a row like you don't think black people want to be serial coolers of course they do they cannot could you imagine a black sea or killer he would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies yeah he's even done anything yet come on Indians Asians Hispanics we can't be serial killers our families way too nosy my mom's an old Indian lady she's a snitch my mom will just show up man it's a rope but happened to the duct tape that is the bleach I'm calling the cops I'm like come on Mom you raised me don't do this I'm your son come on I'm 34. I don't look 34. I I don't look any age I just look like I've been through stuff if 34 is a difficult age because it's not old but it's old enough that the world's changed like I'm old enough to remember time was you saw a fella with a neck tattoo well then you thought oh I'm about to see a dead body now you see a fellow with a neck tattoo all you think is oh this latte is going to be amazing and you got to do things to stay young I do things to stay young I I recently borrowed money from my parents for those of you who've never borrowed money from your parents the crew will know this the celebrities will not you have to gather your parents together and go hello Mother Father you know how you're supposed to teach me responsibility well you failed and that comes with a hefty fine I just got broken up with it was an open relationship means you can be with anybody you want I didn't know this apparently the girl can also do that read the fine prints and my girl got the first person I made the mistake of asking her this guy's name she told me you ever hear somebody's name and then know immediately that this person is a better lover than you I was like what's his name she's like Alejandro I'm like no [Applause] no or or assignment you couldn't do assignment you couldn't do assignment Simon listen listen if you're not laughing right now if you're not laughing right now your name is Eugene all right every Eugene here is like actually I've heard they're pretty vigorous okay yeah so I met this guy and it was relief because his name was Alejandro but his voice was Eugene straight out because he's like hey man how's it going I'm like much better now I knew I would die I don't even know this dude but I would die for my son the first time I see him the first time I touch him I would die for my son isn't that crazy we do that fellas that's right because we wouldn't do that for our wives what oh I'm feeling the heat from the river hey hang on hang on let me explain ladies hang on hang on look ladies first time we see her tattoo is usually on the first date no dude in this world is dying for you on the first date now let me make you feel better about the situation if you're on a first date and a dude looks at you and goes I would die for you you better run because that dude was about to kill you but I would die for my wife now 100 it took a couple years but we got there that's right if a car jumped the curb and was headed her way I would push out away and take the hip myself that's how much I love her because we've all dated people we wouldn't die for right that same car jumps the curve be like I guess it was daytime I guess it was daytime the Lord Works in a mysterious ways I'm the type of guy ladies that will offer you my jacket if it's cold outside I will offer you my jacket but I'm not the type of guy that uh Once you turn that down then uh you get cold later today I just found out that I might need glasses uh for reading so I had to make the hard decision you know to stop reading I got colors and shapes down I'm pretty good I got Silhouettes made out I started rooting against the the kids in scary movies remember how you watched Friday the 13th Halloween teenagers do something stupid or rebellious but you still want them to make it you want them to live you like running a bar and he's coming running now I'm like your mom and dad told you not to leave the house [Music]

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Id: V55xv4zaXL8

Length: 102min 27sec (6147 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 01 2023