All In The Family - 2nd Pilot - Those Were The Days - 1969

pilot February 16 1969 alright alright boy the way Glenn Miller played [Music] [Applause] No you know where your mr. we could use no welfare state [Music] hi-yah bedroom honey no in the kitchen look at the balloons balloons isn't exactly what I had in mind but I want everything ready when the folks get back from church it's different huh anniversary brunch yeah well let your father cares about anniversaries you had to buy the gift to get your mother I had to pick up the card he doesn't know a thing about either one but we think he's gonna do when he finds out about all this oh yeah blow but he wouldn't give mom anything I'll make a day how often do we get the house alone like this well we're not alone Lyle is upstairs fixing the portable TV for Dad Mama's gonna take the present and then pick up some fresh cut flowers and deliver them together just to make it more romantic that's good as new lady well if it ain't Joe College High School don't leave on lock at the presents okay yeah yeah so how things on the campus with all you angry white Social Democrats just a little bit yeah well just leave those holes of ivory standing with you I'm gonna be needing on myself next year yeah wish your father-in-law Church good know man still giving you a hard time no I'm getting used to him by now you know its latest kik asking me what do I want to be when I grow up he likes to hear me say I are gonna be lexical engineer you say work where you give the people what they want man how else do I get to become an electrical engineer uh mom likes just about any kind of flowers so in 50 Cent's PMF Oh crazy where I get my flowers this represents a half a buck papa I know that Dicky promised me something for today for the 22nd anniversary no fights okay [Music] no Dickie I don't have time Amy churches not till 11:30 come on it's a 10-minute walk we have time to spare a little thing more won't hurt like what I done there that won't you bring me therefore in a French press quarrel with you it's maybe the fourth time in 22 years you've been to church with me I'm grateful for the half a sermon we said he said all he was going to say and I've been to church you're more than four times in 22 years anyhow so it's six times seven maybe if you want to include we were married in June what do you call this the tables all set for our anniversary Oh glory and Richard of menges approach Oh what oh yeah it's figures she's reading cosmopolitan again a little early so were you 1110 of a Sunday morning this nice they dearly didn't make it to the song would you tell it's normal to pick on him when you just had such a nice surprise they were the ones that had the surprise it used to be the daylight hours which were the respectable things in life will you come on pop certain things in the same now as everyone what do you know about it huh My dear we had other things on our mind it was able to keep certain things in the proper suspected take going around together when your mother-in-law and me was keeping company to hold years at once we never I didn't there was nothing and I made nothing not till the wedding night [Applause] okay here we are first we have juice in the living room then we go into Brown my house my palate all right leave it there Whitney oh stop it daddy I think it's very sufficient and the same room anymore that's what they say well you're a pip you know that 22 years a day so talk nicer mama listen little girl you just mind your own beeswax I'd pull that straight down we time you sit down and one of them thinks the mysteries over somebody tell me what the hell is it nowadays huh carrot skirts up to here and boys with hand down a tear look at this guy I don't know why I fight it pop the world's changing this is Shirley Temple you don't tell me nothing about the world Oh Shirley Temple Richards right the olden days a gun that's what the Reverend felcher was saying you two should have heard him of course mr. religion here wasn't seeing eye-to-eye with the sir what ceremony that was socialist propaganda pure and simple and don't give me that look you didn't think it was so hot neither I said it was different that's all but I didn't punch the Reverend Thatcher from right there in the front he didn't hear me and I'm not sitting still for no preacher was going to be blaming me for all this crime going on in the streets or not because we're all the blame for not paying enough attention to the cause of the cause of it I'll tell you the cause of it the cause of it is these sob sisters like the ribbond function and he's bleeding hearts and weep and Nellie's like used to establishment you fat cats with your 24 inch TVs and your 4 slice toaster czar your ice maker refrigerators that's all you care abouts what you got in how you can keep well I want to tell you something Sonny Boy you'd care about them things too if you had anything if you wasn't living off for me you you ain't got a pot to peel a potato I know why you're getting on me cause I was nailing your liquor in the three guys get out of here yourself I'm gonna tell you something sooner I know Gloria I'm sorry but I got look Archie we got crime in the streets because we got poverty real poverty and we got that because guys like you are afraid to give the black man and the mexican-american and all those other minorities they're just at hard-earned and rightful share of the great American dream study wasn't smart that's beautiful Dicky oh yeah that's gorgeous it's just gorgeous Dicky bird well let me tell you something your blacks and your want their rightful share the American dream let him get out there and hustle for it just like I done yeah but you're forgetting one big difference you didn't have to hustle with a black skin no I didn't have to hustle with one arm in one leg neither so what well so you're admitting that the blacks are handicapped no no no want to mediate just as good as me now I suppose you're gonna try to tell me that the black man's had as much opportunity in this country as you more he's had war I did not know million people out marching and protesting to get me my job no his uncle got it just don't go blamin me you and that reverend bleeding heart fell up there is ivory shower enough talking about a man of the cloth that way God could punish you for that yeah what gosh wait a min what what shush what are you shushing oh what did they say huh I didn't hear you what'd you say nothing I heard you what was that remark you made about what God what does that mean what do you mean by that remark never mind you could have it anyway wait a minute now buddy I want to know what you meant by that remark what God nothing you need God so forget it let's see Richard that's no way to talk on the Sabbath nobody so we get this thing straight mouth now you you made a Satan referential remark right along the following lines what God you said and I hate your wife my flesh and blood repeat that remark so let's have it again how what did you mean what God we just don't see any evidence of God that's all that's right daddy that's right the pecos in this house but I didn't know he had a pair of atheist did you know we had to wait the asunder this roof we're not arguing they're discussing don't care what you call and it's still hot we're having what we always have around here a discussion I don't see the difference because you're a dingbat now will you stay out of this so long as don't on we're not arguing an argument is nothing to do this oh you can't talk without swearing now or yes everything you say is where you say gee do that or gee this call I swear is that what you call swearing the first word is God I suppose that's a swear word huh the second wait is damn that's a very very good way the river is dammed to prevent it from flood right and then the Bible you read where so-and-so is damned for cheating or stealing or committing insects in a family god damn damn natural that's what you call swearing us right out of the holy book heat is that so keep your mouth shut don't show off your ignorance hang on myself or her get away from me meathead it was your fault we helped himself to coffee and then he changed the handle around the other way [Music] you know what I think we ought to do what do you think I think we ought to eat give me over to catch up there with you catch up on eggs daddy really daddy really been eating ketchup on excess before you must wanna the guy that's our safety concern huh [Applause] Valachi that's terrible who is for a funny hope they keep you doing oh yeah that's a good idea let Dicky help well the last time I seen him raising his hand around here he was tested as deodorant Malone hey what's he want for me anyway I don't have time for anything you know go to school six hours and I study six hours going to school is not easy you know it's hard work for you is like building a pyramid why don't call study of sociology Lana to be a welfare wagon no hard work I think it's wonderful that that Vicki wants out the under privileged listen if he wants to help the underprivileged let him start with himself he's got no brains and he's got no ambition and abetting underprivileged I don't know what my husband assaulted like then I actually said you sorry if she leaves here she'll be dead inside of you you don't have to worry they ain't going no she can't be cleaning an apartment and cookin and marketing dr. Goldstein says she's anemic oh don't give me that would you somebody's doctors you had a $25.00 they tell you anything you want to hear when it comes to blood my own custom for my hospital said so your own cousin from the hospital empties bedpans don't think about no specialist anyway I heard what dr. fine Steve don't sting Goldstein fine Steen it all comes to the same thing and I know that tribe these kids don't leave this house until she can afford a pot I made school and then he's got to get a job yeah we could be here forever whoa and I want to tell you something buddy boy the same thought comes across my mind at least with a jagged lorry you married the laziest white man I ever seen it's bad enough what you say about me but you don't have to make it worse by attacking a whole race who's attacking a whole race you said I was the laziest white man you ever met watch the matter what that white man you ever met right you implying the blacks are even lazier hold it meathead hold it there I didn't say that you said that I never said your black beauties was lazy just that their systems is geared a little slower than ours what's that supposed to mean don't believe it look it up there's no fighting is prejudice there's no hope for him no hope at all those prejudice listen any man deserves my respect he's gonna get it irregardless of color well I suppose that's why I call them names they're like black beauties Oh hold it I got you again here mr. big live room it so happens there's a black guy that breaks down the building with me he's got a bumper sticker on his car and it says black is beautiful so what's the matter with black beauties huh it's nicer than when it called them cones if black beauties has caused you with damage kosher with me come and play Lionel buddy hey no way we were just talking about you thank you sir uh these are for you mrs. justice a present from an admirer waited 10 years another minute ain't gonna kill her come on only something I want to clear up here now when you started doing odd jobs around the neighborhood wasn't I one of the face guys that throw some wake your way right yeah so you could say in a way that I've been helping you to get through school says you could become electrical engineer why don't you ask him your question why don't you keep your drawers on hey Lionel that's a pretty nice nifty looking suit you got out I mean you know it's nice and quiet and all where'd you get it Oh up in Hollow no open I got two more ones yellow with stripes and the other one purple with checks you know for when I'm with my people well anyway Lionel I say that you know me pretty well wouldn't you say that oh I got a bead on you all right I know you real good good good pop get to the point what he wants to know Lionel is if you think he's prejudiced yeah well I don't prejudice mr. justice why that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever you thought you knew him how you thought you know me these big liberals you know Lionel they're all supposed to be so sensitive and all that well I'll tell you where this guy sensitive ripeness took it is where it's Yiddish it means oh yeah I know where it's at I was just wondering uh what's with the Jewish word Mr Justice I hear and we got a couple of Higgs working down the building every da there I told you I work with these guys begging your pardon you wouldn't happen to be one of them would you what the people don't just use Jewish words like that do they rich it not my experience maybe people don't but I do and I ain't know yet come to think of it when your father was visiting down here last year wasn't his name Davey or something my father yeah David my father's name is David and your mother's name was Sarah huh Sarah that's right my mother's name is Sarah so what David it's Sarah - Jewish name David and Sarah - names right out of the Bible which has got nothing to do with the Jews you don't want to get uptight about it there's nothing ashamed of being Jewish Lionel I ain't Jewish the other way uses his hands it's a very somatic gesture what do you know about it anyhow Vicky's not ashamed oh sure I you got the thick hands of a Mick labourer and you got the appetite for liquor - you're a pure Mick through and through you are all right I'm Irish you're not proud of it yeah now you ought to be proud of being Jewish Lionel I ain't Jewish I didn't know you was German [Applause] people should know I ain't Jewish and all Jews tend to be emotional now listen idle now listen I'm just gonna tell you this once I ain't no Jew that's it but even if you are Jewish you wouldn't change anything between you and me I'm not gonna kick 9 years of friendship over thing like that so long everybody [Applause] [Music] [Music] well I don't [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's relays oh my come on ADA to it from from you [Music] get away from me meathead see how it looks some people don't look natural with fancy things you know what don't blow your nose and it'll go right through I just don't know what to say except thank you sweetheart oh I do thank you are to do all right go on righty did you get me always you read the card I meant Oh bet it's a whole mark Neely there's a little rhyme inside hmm together through all the years I've been with you we've had our ups and downs just true but life with us has just begun we've yet to have all of our fun as long as we're together what are you looking at and when my dear and my for us is sunny weather we look back on our lives and say it's been a gay gay lock together all right all right come on the anniversary party's over how much is all get busy and clean up the mess that Meg's over there it's beginning to form n Archie I don't know what to say that's so beautiful [Music] do you have to be always doing that it's as if she was a hamburger that cart kind of got to you huh pop what do you mean got to me I got to your mother-in-law women yeah it hits you too right where you live you I never realized you're so soft and sentimental oh yeah well you don't know too much anyway I want to tell you something about yourself you are a patient of very very little quality you know that you got no appreciation for some of your finer things come on pop we're talking about a greeting card now what do you mean I got some damn good writers writing for them card oh come on some of your best song Larry's come right off and I'm cause what do you know about that I don't know what you get so excited was getting excited it's one lousy full one a greeting card I made a lousy pong it's not like you wrote the damn thing oh I didn't write it but who picked it out huh get out of here will you meet her you by the way [Applause] [Music] mr. Wayne could use a man like her [Music] my 12:2 radio [Applause] you [Applause]

Channel: Classic TV & More

Views: 312,483

Keywords: Those Were The Days, All In The Family, pilot, unsild pilot, Norman Lear, Carrol O'Conner, Jean Stapleton, Bud Yorkin

Id: F7QTS8ARMNg

Length: 27min 33sec (1653 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 08 2018