Albert plays PAPER.IO

so um eight hours ago I uploaded roblox tot I oh um and I have realized there is a new one nobody cares about slither anymore is his new game paper IO someone that actually I think I was about to tell a lie I don't think anybody asked me to play this but I saw other people playing it I didn't click their video so I actually have no idea what happens um in this your name I'm still sick I was literally just about to scream but like I don't want to like have deadly throat surgery or something next week I am a little bit sick so I can't scream no and top my lungs for a mango that's the mango alright I have no idea what's the wait what is this what is this ah what is that wait do I draw how what happen I look I can draw little baby fingers wait what am I even supposed to do I just go around this guy do I just like capture him oh wait oh God oh no no no what am I supposed to do no what was the expectation so look I make that and now I have little Mickey Mouse ears and I hate Disney I think we should all collectively burn down our Mickey Mouse ears if you have ears that are made of mice burn them on the very top of your head don't actually hey don't bump into me don't bump into me don't bump into me what happens if I do Oh God okay I'm going backwards ah how tell me yeah smart answers to tough retirement questions alright I'll give him the ad support these people guys retire just met you guys just get millions of dollars it's that easy just retire alright we're trying again I have no idea what I did wrong or what I did to deserve anything bad in life how do you end up dying in this game I'm really confused look I drew a little sunflower yay oh god no oh wait if someone can tax your little trail you die look at my little flower why would he ruin that why would he ruin my entire life like that so you just gotta kind of go like this and like that that's all you got to do so this is like you're expanding your country oh god stop stop how stop it's mine let's mommy tell you stop oh my god this guy oh my god oh my god there's actually really intense I don't like this game I don't die kill him when you kill someone does it take over their property my car what's that what's that one game called sliver I literally just played it the other day but roblox version I'm a little scared where does someone start stealing all my stuff oh no you don't or not you know brother get out of here brother oh god no I can't scream I don't care if this microphone cost me $700 what's like a good strategy for this like I'm confused I tried drawing a flower to like present myself to other people be like hey hey baby I got you this flower homeboy I love you brother right I can just start taking all this guy's stuff oh my god this is perfect oh god stop alright so I have I have a spotted him how you suck idiot alright so now I completely understand how to play and it's all gonna be smooth sailing from here so you just take a big fat chunk of that guy's stuff look at that six seventh place now oh my god this games may because like I'm also green and he won't notice you know what I mean stop stop it I'm taking that back mine so this is like oh if you have a brother or sister you know you know all about this game oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god stop it die yes yes yes I actually just killed someone no this is it oh my god that was literally so close we're just kind of like playing chicken with each other yes oh my god you are trash get out of here brother I need to be the big one around here I'm getting close I'm number three I'm number three so I'm like our agar I don't like agario because like Oh God stop it you you stop so you kind of have to like really attack people on this let me just let me just expand my big fat bleeding stomach outwards a bit so I can hang out with you a little bit stop stop yes oh my god people are so trash this game I am a legend I'm gonna get to a better place I'm gonna start winning this just you wait oh god I know this is a good tactic I could just kind of like fill up these spaces I'll make the journey across the country and I will just fill up the spaces see like this like this like this just fill up a bit yes siree and then just go across here cuz I know I have a little bit stop no that's not okay that's never going to be okay alright let's uh let's how do you get oh I just had a heart attack people like they don't really attack you that much huh yonk yo Inc I hate you and I wish I could get your IP address I wish I had your home address so I could say hey thanks for playing with me man I feel like that oh god what do I do what I do okay okay I almost just did this stupid of crashing into myself let me just let me just gather let me just take a big fat risk I should just start all of it out with taking like stop okay okay can't take risks anymore all right I'm just like oh god oh oh that was really close oh god I'm coughing all 'link nice try nice try buster he probably just smashed his keyboard Oh I'm winning all right I just really have to make sure this guy doesn't steal everything I have worked so hard I know that might have looked really dramatic I just got a cough drop I feel like I'm gonna start screaming at top my lungs really soon all right I will get back to where I was I'll do it I'm just gonna take a massive risk okay I'm coming back in brother don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me oh all right the risk kind of paid off I'm only at 2% it's like a pretty peaceful game for the most part cuz like you could play it slow and like really build up and not get attacked I can't tell that's like a okay no that's a wall I'm just about to run inside I would have died I think you die if you hit the wall right oh he could just kill me but he didn't I love you but I'm still gonna kill you when you're putting your dog down that wasn't nice I love you but I'm still gonna kill you I should have said that all right what's this guy doing oh I even mess oh it's so dangerous like branching out like that you big idiot oh no I touch this I did it skins to give me skins pianos take 50% people have taken 50% what what are you talking about I'm gonna be Freddy fazbear hey guys remember Felipe this is what he this is what he looks like now oh god no don't kill me don't kill me what am I supposed to do how about suppose that okay whatever this is where you sit this way it looks like now I found it like an original one of those heads this is what it used to look like Otto please put them side by side how could one beautiful man like sink so far in life it's not my fault not like ball oh we got it we got a hot babe back there she's doing her thing dude oh my god I'm actually Freddy fazbear can you guys believe it look I'm making Freddy fazbear as a balloon animals yeah I just drew Freddy fazbear oh my god oh I can get you oh I just took him out I just took out he had 13 percent that's so much bull all right who else wants to die who else wants it right now I hope dude I'm actually like I'm going off yes Queen yes oh my god oh my god I'm playing like I don't know what the cult I'm number one again I only know what the culture is in this game like I don't know if people are like always trying to attack each other but that's kind of how I want to run my business right now I just want to like attack literally everybody oh wait I just want to make sure I'm the only one having fun all right I found this guy this guy could be a threat oh no now I'm not having fun yike all right goodbye world to you go I just made you goodbye to the world I would make another putting down dog joke again but like that's just sad speaking of like getting rid of an animal well oh oh I just got rid of that animal yes sir um no you don't get to live oh my god I'm playing so aggressive um you know that cat that I uh hi I didn't adopt the cat and we found the cat like like alone like scared sick in on someone's yard not someone's yard about like in kind of like a field area type thing like completely this cat would not have made it through the night so we took the cat to a shelter a while ago like a really high-class shelter we had to donate like we donate like a lot of money to the shelter to get this cat in and um we just saw the cat I won't tell you what where the cat went but like we just saw her get it adopted and she looks so cute she's a little chubby now and she's she has her new forever home yeah that's I haven't updated you guys don't hurt a while but I just saw that she got adopted and um she's living her best life to think she would have liked not even trying to be like funny or anything she would not have made it stop suck you literally did that to yourself why would you do that to yourself you like yourself right then why would you do that all right Oh though there brother I'm gonna find somebody who's just whoa okay oh yes yes get out of here get out see once you attack someone like that you can kind of take out an opportunity to like take a little bit of a risk where they were cuz odds are oh mama never mind that well I don't trust me when I say any type of strategy on this stupid game yike that was course you are a lucky little boy a little boy a little bro what are you even trying look at me I got real estate oh there's someone up here there's someone up here you really you're really gonna play this with me look at that that is now mine oh okay you're mad oh my god bro people take like such fat risks in this game I don't understand why they're doing this themselves I need to find that scope frosty guy I need to take him out cuz he's like clearly better at this than I am and he's like he's getting he's getting pretty far ahead right now okay wait he's right here let me just branch off over here real quick let me just do a little bit of this a little bit of that just take everything you've ever worked for just real quick Oh God he's right here he's right here he's mad you mad bro are you mad bro yike you're out of here bro I'm am I good at this game or is everybody else trashed like I don't really know let me just like go through and kind of like reclaim anything that like anyone's trying to take away from me let me get here give me some of that give me give me a big ol kiss give me some of this give me some of that I think someone's trying to take all my stuff right now I don't know where they would be doing that but I think they are doing it just like the thought of it I'm like getting like really paranoid playing this game right now Oh God so once catching up how does somebody have a 12% already what are they doing that I'm not doing bro I have to take this guy out and I can do it studies have shown that I I can scrap in this game I can fight people why is he he's catching up so fast oh my god I just took a giant massive sweaty risk there but you're out of here okay I'm like 99% sure so someone's got to be like jacking my stuff right now this game is so addicting oh my god I'm just realizing like I'm kind of sinking a lot of time into this ya know I'm pretty sure someone know I can't even tell I'm just paranoid this game is it makes me paranoid it should I even like try with other people or shy just let everyone just kill each other off and just kind of like doom I'm gonna just do my own thing Oh God hey okay I found the guy I found the guy I need I need that I need to play a little aggressive I've been playing like a okay you just did the job for me wait that might mean someone's over there this game just plays if you're like a paranoid person this is not the game for you and I am one of those oh I really should I really should try to kill you right now okay or just do that wait was this guy trying to steal my stuff bro he's like stealing from me that cannot be allowed that has to be like literally be against the rules Oh get out I'm scared I don't want people to steal from me that makes me sad why would they do that I wish I could just like call like a truce for everyone be like hey clearly I've killed a lot of people and I feel no remorse for it just say you don't just don't mess with me and I won't mess with you but oh my god oh my god I'm taking a risk I'm taking a risk I shouldn't have done that what are you doing all of you yeah get out get out don't even try you too but I'm gonna throw up that was so close stop you're stealing from me yes yes get out of here with that all that just stealing from me you think oh my god there's so many of them now this guy really gotta like focus onto this this is this guy's the reason why I'm broke right now I want to try to get like oh my that's too far uh that's too much I wanna try to get like thirty percent or something I would feel good with thirty percent oh okay he died that isn't literally what you get to oh god oh god oh god oh god okay okay I can kill you hey guys I'm retiring from paper I oh I'm just doing ASMR now have fun listening to this but brothers bro that was so dumb I'm just mad that happened yeah I might have looked up a tutorial mid like mid between recording I might have done that shut up I didn't do that no let me know if you guys want me to play this again or something like that this games really addicting but it's also like really really angry making frustrating it is that

Channel: Flamingo

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Keywords: Albert, Flamingo, Paper.io, Paper.io %, Paper.io win, Paper.io funny, Flamingo funny, Roblox, Paper.io 2

Id: oHaNpuKchwQ

Length: 13min 57sec (837 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 10 2019