Al Confronts The Trophy Thief | Married With Children

laughs [Laughter] gee honey you think he might change your shirt today what can I do when I'm branded and I know I'm a man I must find my bowl oh honey you do the best you can it's just that it's dark at night and you get groggy not bad bull you winning many of a woman my championship ball if only I had a clue yeah it's a note if you want the trophy come to Johnson High at eight tonight alone or the trophy dies P.S you stink gee honey this must be someone who knows you Pig this sounds like the clue I'm looking for this man sounds like he knows something I'm going after him Peg I might not be coming back oh honey please come back you're worried about me aren't you babe of course I'm worried tomorrow's garbage day I'm not getting up early [Applause] you thank you spare tire Dixon why'd you do it why is it still my trophy took it because it belongs to me that was our championship he never made it past that goal line I dropped you like third pair of French the knee was down was that was too wasn't it was two not two not two wait a second what were we talking about I didn't get no dinner tonight oh yeah true baby the trophy you cheated me out of should have been mine Bundy headlines should have read Spare Time crushes unidentified white man at goal line I was supposed to play college ball but it never happened you know why too stupid it was because after that game I fell into a deep depression and I turned where too many kids before me turned to drown their sorrows pie some trials I could no longer get in a three-point stance unless there was a pie on the floor my career was over you stole the glory that should have been mine I had a little bit of Glory yeah but you had pie and I haven't eaten in 19 years I'd give you that trophy right now for a piece of pie so pardon me if I don't cry for you Argentina but I sell women's shoes and I'm married oh yeah well I bet your mother-in-law doesn't look like this no my mother-in-law looks like this that's all quality of life let's talk my best pair of socks nice try spare tire again you're at my best socks now step aside because I'm taking that trophy back where it belongs to poke and not for me but for the children so they can look at that Trophy and know that they too can Peak at 17.

Channel: Married with Children

Views: 142,459

Keywords: Married With Children, Sony, Sony Pictures Entertainment, Al Bundy, Peggy Bundy, Peg Bundy, Kelly Bundy, Kel Bundy, Bud Bundy, The Bundys, Bundys, Married... with Children, Ed O’Neil, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Marcy D’Arcy, American, Sitcom, Family Sitcom, TV Comedy, Comedy, 1980s tv, 1990s tv, married with children kelly, married with children best moments, Trophy, All-Nite Security Dude, Bubba Smith, Spare Tire Dixon

Id: CWi9N5rGem8

Length: 5min 20sec (320 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 04 2023