Have I ever had Haitian snacks? Let me think about that.
Haitian woman? Let me think about that too. Haitian food? Oh god... Nothing Haitian has actually gone in this mouth. Have I ever tried Haitian snacks before? No... but I have had Haitian food from Sòs Pwa Grill. Sòs what? I haven't had Haitian snacks before but I've had Haitian food before. I'm kind of excited to see what it's about. I've never had Haitian snacks before. Neither have I. No. Not even the women, they don't count. So a woman is a snack huh? Have we ever had Haitian snacks? I wouldn't say snacks. No, I've had full meals. Yeah, like three course meals. Yeah. Real stuff. It was good. What comes to mind when you hear the word, Haiti? My people, South African vibes. Well, I'm from Miami. So definitely little Haiti. Shout out to all my zoes. What's up to all my Haitian friends. Hey Gina, hey girl. Hey Nelda, Andrea. I think of the fugees. Wyclef, Pras... True that, true that, true that, true that. I also feel like Haitians have a real connection to the continent. My mum always says that she swears Haitians are Nigerians. Yeah, my mum swears they're Igbos. And I sense that because I always connect with Haitians. Don't be scared, go ahead and pour a little bit more. It's okay. Stop, stop. That's good. To Ayiti. Cheers, kambe! Okay, cheers. Cheers One shot or a sip? Oh! Jesus is Lord. Oh that's...oh wow...my lips are burning. Damn. Eww there is something inside. What the hell is it? Oh wait... Is it a bug? Oh it's a raisin. I'm good now Actually, I'm used to it and all it took was three shots. Let's do this. The Guyanese and Trinidadians, they do this as well. Eish, ah it's nice brah. Give me a small piece. Oh it is the same thing. I've had this before. It's a Caribbean snack. It actually tastes like a piece of coconut coated with sugar. That's what it tastes like. This is really good. Fudge. Coco fudge. Can we call it Coco Fudge? Coco Fudge, yeah that's cute. Coco fudge, coco fudge, coco fudge, coco, fudge. In Nigeria when I was a kid, When we were on the bridge, going and coming from the beach, they had these people that hawked different things like cassava, coconut, different snacks and they had this one coconut type candy like this. This tastes very much like that. I remember this but I just don't remember the name. Tablet Noire. Cool. Let's try it. Let's try it. Oh wow, I really like it. Is this a pretzel? No I think it's more like a cluster. I'm not really a fan of peanuts and cashews and stuff like that... but I really like the sweetness of it. Actually, I think with every shot of this, it must come with this. But I like the chocolate combo. It's not crazy chocolate. It tastes like chocolate light. Just enough. The texture seems to remind me a bit of... I've started tasting and you're doing texture. I never thought I would ever consider sesame seeds to be this pleasurable. Right? To be a snack. Who eats that? You know. It has a nice finish. It's actually pretty good. This looks like a macaroon. Yeah but it's very hard. Bonbon... Bonbon Amidon Bonbon Amidon. We're breaking bread. I got the biggest piece. You know what that means? I'm the bread winner. I don't know how I feel about this one. Thank you. Can I be honest with you? It tastes familiar but I don't know from where. I'm going to be blatantly honest with you. Chalk. Sugar with chalk. You see, I don't want to be offensive but it's the truth. It tastes like flavored chalk. This is sad. People eat this thing? People eat this one? Abeg Wyclef explain this one to me. I'm so confused. How would you even eat this? Oh my god, I smell it. This is all too familiar. I have had this before. Starts off soft, ends soft. But I would eat this with something else. I definitely won't eat this by itself. It kind of reminds me of Jacob's crackers. What's the color of the Jacob's crackers? You know those cream crackers that's orange? Yes and I mess with those heavy. You know what this tastes like? This tastes like unleavened bread. We are on the same page. You, you the one, man. If you put some cream cheese on this, it would be popping. Oh it's soft, it's like a bread. Oh it's only sixty cents. That's cheap. Yep. This is cassava. It smells like... it smells like garri. You know garri? About this. Really dry. This tastes like... Wait! dried up toast. I know what this is. It's cassava. No, this is garri. Yeah, it's like garri because garri is like cassava. No, they roasted garri. Haiti, you didn't tell me you people are roasting garri. You know Africans are connected all over the world, they are just lost. If you put some peanut butter, Is it me or are you a bit tempted to try the cremas with this? So we're just going to dip that there. This is just a Nigerian thing, because only Nigerians would do stuff like this. You know when you order Chinese and they give you the little cracker things inside, It's like a spicy version of that. Very chewy. Is there palm oil in this? Is it crayfish? Yes, it's crayfish. Yes. I just tasted the crayfish when you said that. Oh this is just like chin-chin. Are you guys playing a prank on me? You guys are playing a prank on me. Because these are all Nigerian snacks. This is just to show you how similar the cultures are. I can taste the pepper here. This is super filling bro. You know what I'd actually put on it? Add some tuna, put some cheese, line it with some mayo, and then you roll it like a blunt, and then you have it like a wrap. It's just like injera too. One more shot for the culture. One more shot for the culture. Ayiti. Wyclef I'll see you. Well, my cheer is to my non-existent love life, hope I have one in 2018. To Ayiti. We are going to cheers to all the 'nyanshy' South African babes, all the 'jiffy' babes out here. To the 'nyansh'. To the 'nyansh'. Oh this is disgusting. And she drinks a lot.
"to the nyash"