Adventure Time | The Complete History of Marceline & Princess Bubblegum | HBO Max

[Music] is [Music] thank you oh jeez oh geez oh geez oh geez don't worry good people got this under control just need a sec yo peeps listen to this why are you acting like this oh come on you love it they'll all be killed if i don't figure out how to defeat the dragon i don't have time for you right now ugh why are you being such a bummer could you just get out of my face for five seconds you jerk if you didn't want me here then why did you ask me i didn't they called for me and you tagged along [Music] go home i honestly can't focus with you here acting like monster trash well as long as we're being really i'm so honest that i woke up i don't really care about your stupid candy kingdom i don't really care about your stupid candy kingdom you think they are so clever why are you scared of looking so dumb i don't really think your future or your candy kingdom [Music] i'm so over it that i woke up [Music] marceline you won seriously [Applause] fine we're done [Applause] hey hey marceline got a favorite ass babe we want to make princess bubblegum jealous so she'll go to the movies with finn marceline come in hello yeah are you gonna help us yeah i'll help it'll be funny okay so here's the plan you start saying things and you start laughing way loud and then bubblegum will get jealous of you which will awaken her fin love you start us off um hmm funny giddy up um diggy diggy [Laughter] greetings finn hey marceline hello bonnibo yeah yeah so what's so funny finn i um uh it's something well then keep it down out there i'm trying to whistle practice [Music] if you really want bubblegum to go to the movies with you you've got to like stop listening to your dog and take some advice from a real girl yeah if you can show bubblegum that you're fun she'll defs want to go to the movies with you the only thing women love more than fun is excitement she needs to feel her blood pump man she needs to be chased by wolves oh then thank goodness you're here there's wolves in my room yeah i know i put them there pretty exciting right i guess she just doesn't like me shh come on finn a brain lord like bonnie you'd be bored with her in a week and anyway i for one think you're pretty great sorry it didn't work out like you wanted we'll see you later i guess i'm gonna [Music] [Music] that's too distasteful oh you don't like that or do you just not like me [Music] sorry i don't treat you like a goddess is that what you want me to do sorry i don't treat you like you're perfect like all your little loyal subjects do sorry i'm not made of sugar am i not sweet enough for you is that why you always avoid me that must be such an inconvenience to you well i'm just your problem i'm just your problem well i shouldn't have to justify [Applause] [Music] [Music] i shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you so why do i want to why do i want to bury you in the ground and drink the blood from your [Music] stop staring at me oh you threw me off i may have um miscalculated ha looks like you aren't as perfect as you thought guess you can't judge me anymore i never said you had to be perfect princess princess wait marceline here's your rock shirt hey that's not it's mine that's mine you kept the shirt i gave you yeah it uh means a lot to me but you never wore it dude i wear it all the time as pajamas [Music] yo bubblegum marceline you're up late no time for a chitchat let's hang out right now hmm i don't know listen bubbubs i tracked down maja the skywitch oh what yeah i tailed her to an enchanted forest but it's all jammed up with barrier spells oh i think i see where this is going well you love getting out your big brain and and i just thought it'd be cool to spend some quality time with you i need your help okay whoa okay but come on i got your pack pack um sure but hold on to that butt pb that's seriously what this is about rescuing your old teddy bear yeah sorry i didn't tell you you might not have come otherwise um yeah raggedy princess can make you a new hambo in like three seconds a raggedy princess can be your new hambo she'd do it too that girl's got like zero self-respect that's mean don't tell her i said that i'm not getting a new hambow there's only one hambo marceline yoink himbo oh it's me buddy [Music] how did you i took care of it let's bust out slow dance with you i just wanna slow dance with you i know all the other boys are tough and smooth and i got the blues i wanna slow dance with you i wanna slow dance with you i just wanna slow dance with you why don't you take the chance i've got the moves i'd like to prove i wanna slow dance with you [Music] knock knock yo peebs you want to make a midnight squeezy mart run i'm going to drink the red from out the customer's bloodshot eyes psych i'll probably just get a slushie bubblegum bonnabelle what oh what are you doing here be not afraid child it is i the one true princess of who you're the princess since when well by the reckoning of my new tarantian calendar who's official calendar uh two glorious months two months but but then why didn't she bubblegum [Music] huh [Music] marceline what up ugh why didn't you tell me you got thrown jacked i got to hear it from that wax fraud i should have told you i was just embarrassed and it all happened so fast i'm still trying to sort things out see things rationally huh well you could have talked to me about it this looks like a delivery tunnel from the old rock candy mines huh we haven't been down here in hundreds of years remember when i'd get you out of those stinky cheese kingdom trade meetings and we'd sneak down here and spray paint the walls um i am pretty sure it was me who found you vandalizing my property yeah but i got you to tag something didn't i i bet i could find it [Music] whoa the broken bridge remember you jumped across this you were so scared um i think i was just trying to prove something [Music] bonnabel bubblegum always so prepared yeah i have to be always so prepared we can't all just wing it i didn't have to always worry about so many things you know the candy kingdom used to be so small so manageable then it kept growing and growing and there was always some new disaster to prepare against is that why you stopped talking to me no i maybe we can find something useful around oh your tag we actually found it man your handwriting hasn't changed at all still as prissy and prim as what hey hey whoa wait i didn't mean i like your handwriting i think it's really pretty it's it's not that i lost my hat lost my home lost my people i can't even keep doing varmints out of my pumpkin patch oh bonnie i just i thought that if i shut everything out and just focused on work it would all be okay look where that landed me all i managed to do was push everyone away i pushed you away i'm sorry marceline i've been a real dinger to you come on what are you even apologizing for uh how about we not get buried under a metric ton of rock candy rubble thanks boing i'm crazy tired marceline i think i have been for a long time don't let me sleep too long promise to wake me up in 15 minutes i promise i want you to do the procedure the one we talked about i'm sorry but i don't think you'd make a good blonde no not that i don't want to be a vampire anymore this means someday you'll die you know that right i guess that'll be my last adventure marceline i'm so very very very excited to test my new lab out on you well don't get all sentimental on me you know i care about you i think you're making the right choice your natural lifespan is going to be richer and fuller than you can imagine and someday when you die i'll be the one who puts you in the ground marceline oh no it's spring again and the art is full of tiny flowers you used to call them weeds and you killed them all but they were growing too tall what i can't hear you i said wake up marceline what wake up huh you marceline oh in your face marcy now i dreamed about you while i was in my poison coma i was all old and withered and you were still nice and pink you think i'm nice y'all brains i lost count that's okay i'm done with bat jacks ah i have this weird feeling in my tums cause you're scared of the vampire king no it's not fear i know what that feels like so maybe it's love so once i use syrup crunchy i'll have my castle back again and there's plenty of room there if you don't want to be alone no i think i need to ruminate a little think about being a vampire again being mortal was good at the same time it was terrifying now i'm a vampire with fresh mortal memories and i don't know more empathy or something more grown up bonnie thank you for helping me grow up now i guess we get to hang out together forever [Music] i guess you can crash here great thanks for inviting me that is not what's happening what marceline no it's marshmallon the campfire queen marshy where's pb good tidings to you my friends underneath the mountain overlook the sea i find my sweet friends waiting and bring them close to me la da i can't believe i let you talk me into this it's not like i have a lot of free time you know peebs you work too much imagine a pizza only half should be business the rest should be personal personal pizza yuck try to have fun tonight with the ice king not your everlasting lifetime girlfriend i wish you'd call him simon he's actually kind of sweet and funny hey marcy last time i was so caught up in making things right with betty that you got left out i'm sorry it's okay i get it so you got a boyfriend yet huh no [Music] no no no no bonnie [Music] thanks mercy you're okay my armor has an emergency you scared me what even back when we weren't talking i was so afraid something bad would happen to you and i wouldn't be there to protect you and i don't want to lose you again hey i'm a tough gum nothing never happening to me never i know i'm girl you phrased that so weird i might have a [Music] can wander concussion the forest and do so as we please with me do a cliff [Music] how's the song coming along it's pretty whatever i don't know i rarely see you this focused thanks peebs wait was that a dis no no it's admirable you're so in the zone i guess i have been going for a new sound this time i really want to get it right can i hear it uh all right [Music] okay nope no it's not done yet hey it's all right i can't wait to hear it when it's ready i guess you've still got it listen bonnie you know all that stuff i said i get it now that song's about her isn't it [Music] why didn't it work it's been like a million years since that song worked mind if i try what screay the morrow was following us with that the whole time peeps were you expecting me to fail we never did figure out why your song worked in the first place my next gen barrier will buy me time to figure out larvo's true weakness i got this i got this no it has to be me all right a new angrier song the other day you used my brush it was okay i didn't mind i'm just not that angry young punk anymore it's like i don't even remember what it's like to be hurt and sad mm-hmm no it's still in me somewhere i just have to go find it go i have to go back back to the place where i was hurt the most morsi this is a bad idea oh what am i doing huh we're here to reconnect with your bug rock anger nah i need to be with bubblegum she's good for me it's not her fault i've got baggage why did i even create a full blast setting live and learn hmm this is pretty bad huh yeah pretty bad probably should have tried singing anyway i was sort of hoping your song wouldn't work so i could finally show the glass kingdom how much of a scientific genius i am well mission accomplished i'm so sorry i left you alone on this it's just being back here where all this bad stuff happened my mom and i didn't talk about bad stuff when she got really sick she didn't even tell me she meant well but i think it messed me up about being honest about my feelings you and me are in a good place now well not right now obviously you know if this really is the end i have something i want to sing to you i know we'll never grow together cause you'll never grow old to me you're the pink in my cheeks and i'm scared cause that means i'm a little bit soft but don't beat yourself up on it it wasn't just the sun that i was hiding from we were messed up kids we taught ourselves how to live and i'm still scared that i'm not good enough i've always felt like a monster long before i was only seen as a monster let's just say i'm used to it [Music] yeah i'm used [Music] [Music] i'm a little bit sad [Music] oh i love you okay at least they'll find their skeletons entwined forever i don't have a skeleton but that's pretty romantic [Music] stay back look it's got a mushy center just like me yeah we can totally kill it now peeps no [Music] i must look a real mess nah you always look great after fighting a monster you think so [Music] this is nice we never get to dance you're always the one performing i have a lot more songs i want to sing real sappy ones good i've always loved your [Music] songs you

Channel: HBO Max

Views: 2,672,804

Rating: 4.9549751 out of 5

Keywords: Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, hbo, hbo max, cartoon network, PB and Marceline, Princess Bubblegum and Marceline, bubbline, bubbline kiss, princess bubblegum and marceline kiss, pb and marceline kiss, adventure time, adventure time distant lands, adventure time distant lands obsidian, adventure time obsidian, hynden walch, olivia olson

Id: -8jjTVuev_s

Length: 26min 57sec (1617 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Droboto1234]

Distant lands my guy, thats what this is in

[u/OV1C]

Why are they so cute I'm so jealous of them haha fuc I wanna be that in love

[u/paupertoapawn]

They were built uo throughout the series and only became canon in the series finale Come Along With Me. Somewhere there's a list of all their episodes if you're interested. Also check out Distant Lands Obsidian, it is super duper adorable